【ENG Sub】Mito Tsukino's "5 Stages of Grief" (Mito-Mito doesn't want to go to the dentist)

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

Alternate title: "Fans absolutely destroy Vtuber out of love and care."

[@derrilazkia1002]

*throw shells* *crash her kart* This is for your own good, Mito-san.

[@awoofei2734]

*2 stars hit her* DON'T HATE US, THIS IS YOUR OWN GOOD !

[@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme]

The ONE time you are authorized to use a blue shell with no regret or remorse whatsoever. THOSE SPIKES ARE SENT WITH LOVE!!

[@afterpasthours7504]

“Unless a dentist says so, my teeth are perfectly fine.” A bold strategy, foolish, but bold.

[@khoo185]

Mito: ”If I get last place I will make a dental appointment” Viewers: *So you have chosen to be destroyed in Mario Kart*

[@maugham5740]

I lost it at the "seeadentist" moment. Please never change, Japan.

[@Seiza25]

1:22 her impersonation of Yoshi gave my life meaning

[@YurgenGrimwood]

I think I replayed that like 10 times.

[@derrilazkia1002]

Don't forget to pay your taxes, Mito-chan!

[@musteducation8795]

But why was it so good tho??

[@doransshield9176]

bitong

[@Budetto]

I am surprised that Mito doesn't have more translated clips, given her popularity. Thanks for your hard work!!

[@otakotako2601]

her translated clips are on her own channel, she usually make stream highlights and people translate the vids directly from there

[@RecordToDeathToBoredom]

@@otakotako2601 til. No wonder she's most subscribed out of the nijisanjis

[@siaowun9418]

@@otakotako2601 Yeah but some of her popular memes aren't translated. A lot of people are literally months behind if you don't read or understand any Japanese. People didn't know that Kenmochi Toya was a lolicon until Shigure was turned into a loli. He was established as a lolicon when he donated to a loli Mito months ago.

[@Viewahh]

@@RecordToDeathToBoredom She's the most subscribed because she's the first Nijisanji along with JK gumi. Without her Nijisanji wouldn't be as big as it is today. Having English Subs barely has any effect on it seeing that English fans disappeared after Kizuna Ai's boom passed. She could've been a heavenly King if she had become a VTuber a little earlier.

[@RecordToDeathToBoredom]

​@@Viewahh I wouldn't go THAT far, on the comment of heavenly King. As for Kizuna AI, it definitely died out ever since she released those other AI-chans. They just don't cut it. I'd definitely watch her again if it's just her. Also Mito doesn't have any English subs on her channel for a while that I've seen, so yeah, you're right. Except I don't know how many English viewers she has. I only watch translated videos myself.

[@arbeed8449]

Now all's left is to pressure Mea into taking a bath

[@derrilazkia1002]

The goal is kinda higher tho, to get her to take a bath once a day, even in winter

[@pokemoniscool792000]

Great job on the translation, I hope we will see more Tsukino Mito content in the future.

[@izu..]

No promise , but my translation team might be able to pick her up once we finish setting up our KZbin channel

[@rdh_gaming]

I hate to break it to you but todays clippers only do clickbait stuff now

[@Kirusei]

8:03 bruh that one guy that stopped right before crossing the finish line LMAO

[@brianhm23]

Mito : im sure i wont be last *fans unlocking their true power* Fans : ITS FOR YOU OWN GOOD

[@Seiza25]

Thank you so much for translating her. All of her content are basically memes so we are missing a whole treasure.

[@Dollsofgod]

3:20 Who would have thought that the sweetest sound in the world would be the frustrated guttural "Nee"s from Japanese girls.

[@alterbeyond]

0:01 Synopsis 1:34 Stage 1 2:46 Stage 2 3:20 Stage 3 4:31 Stage 4 7:05 Stage 8:51

[@khoo185]

>”Why is it so hard to control without assists!?” >”Assists should be on by default!” *Laughs in LuL.jpg on a 4k monitor*

[@FatedMusic]

Thanks for your translation! Very well edited and easy to read. :) Seeing a Mito clip is actually really nice! And it's actually kind of cute that her fans are so worried about her. Glad they so thoroughly pummeled her in Mario Kart to finally get het to go to the dentist. :p

[@Nekomikuri]

This was an excellent translation! Nijisanji can be difficult to translate because they're more deep into Japanese culture, but you did the explanations and subtitling so well. Congrats, mate!

[@mortalunknown8304]

I like how her fans care for her teeth. Good job guys.

[@yuki312039]

Listening to her describe her teeth, no wonder her fans were determined to send her to the dentist! Amazing edits, thanks for the clip!!

[@icantthinkofagoodname.3983]

I don’t blame her. I’m still scared of them.

[@lynell2B375]

I feel like all her fans that are pros at mario kart gangs up on he so that she will go to the dentist

[@mirokuaograces446]

Or just 1 vs 10 player. Its also workin.

[@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme]

That hit from behind star -> hit from behind star -> hit with shell -> thunder right into water was... beautiful. It was Mario Kart magnificence.

[@neobee602]

I really like that you put "5 Stages after break up" there

[@mud2294]

GO TO THE DOCTOR

[@bakacdaz]

She sound surprisedly cute and innocent when she did not playing those dirty joke lol.

[@orbitalvagabond7371]

8:45 "Haisha ike" is spamming "Let's go" lol

[@Euphoric19]

Did she go through the dentist btw?

[@KigCaseyEN]

She did go for a checkup back in mid February, she talked about it on this stream: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWOafIOKgKxjaZY Long story short: there were major cavities on 2 molars, one on each side of her lower jaw that require work. Treatment for that is still pending at this time.

[@Euphoric19]

@@KigCaseyEN Yikes. i can see why that's pending lmao

[@lolwut2434]

KigCasey Ozkig Well, at least that stuff is cheap in Japan.

[@tisisonlytemporary]

Chat saved her even more trouble than if it wasn't treated...

[@GreyIsolet]

@@KigCaseyEN Hmm that's pretty similar to my case... But yeah, the dentist probably wouldn't take more than one at a time on a case like ours... In fact, I still have two that needs to be taken out, but I gotta wait for the last one to heal

[@Yoyuu]

Your clip is amazing! Hopefully you'll make more, I'm a big fan!

[@zzmukurosamazz]

they doing it out of love , care and fun.

[@sayakaplendl8895]

MITO NO! Glad she kept her word and went. I'd love if you could translate some of her talk stream about her trip. Kinda interested since she drew a ton of pictures of it.

[@edenromanov]

Seeing Iincho so desperate to not see a dentist was really cute ngl 😂❤️

[@gerdasimp7568]

8:08 2 players were teasing her by waiting

[@NotSoMelancholy]

It’s nice seeing Mito subs, Been wanting to see what she’s like

[@TwilightWolf032]

The best part is understanding Japanese and seeing the chat's reaction when she lost XD

[@Xick]

Nice work on this. Good choice of clips, good choice of edits, good translation. Better than most.

[@Viehzerrer]

Man, two years ago, this would have been very uncomfortable to watch, because... let's just say that I can relate well to Mito. Although I'm pretty sure her teeth aren't as bad as mine were back then.

[@MaxKnight007]

Good job to the viewers

[@Dieskull1000]

Ah yes the *5 stages of making a dental appointment*

[@kamo7293]

0:52 ah yes classic denial

[@derrilazkia1002]

Great translation

[@benjaminchia7743]

“if I come in last place...” Fanbase commander: “Gather your best men! We will not waste this opportunity!”

[@benjaminchia7743]

TURNOUT All Mario kart Elite units All Mario kart Elite units To _Tsukino Mito_ livestream

[@SwordWaltz]

like this 2:55 addition wwww

[@BlackSkullArmor]

Hahaha she's adorable.

[@Alma-kz4zo]

Mito has some really good fans.

[@megamanx151]

We destroyed you out of love, Mito Now that... that’s Love my friend, that’s love...

[@doransshield9176]

1:22 wowowo

[@carsons846]

Fans:You leave me no choice

[@RadicalGaming1000]

1:08 .... 4:11

[@unicode3402]

"let'sa go! (to the dentist)" lmao Not sure if you'll do another one, but I'm clicking that damn bell and u can't stop me :,D

[@laytonspuzzle]

"Unless a dentist says so, my teeth are fine. It's like Schrodinger's Cat" Yeah, if you fired a couple rounds at the box the cat's in and then threw it into the river.

[@kingofbel6499]

Oof...I know exactly how she feels. I hate dentists so much. I brush my teeth out of pure fear. Anyway, I love how her avatar actually looks like she is sick lol

[@dielog2211]

I begin to like mito now...

[@HI-yz6lc]

Then I recommend you Nazono Mito

[@stephenvarholy3755]

Holy shit, she brought out Schrodinger's cat. Girl must be smart if she can casually bring that up and use it correctly.

[@mohammadzaid8653]

Mito: its not that bad I get sensitivity when eating cold food Me(a dentist): thats not so bad... Mito:I can't feel half my molar Me:yabe But for real though I'm not scary :(

[@brianhm23]

Finally a JK gumi translated video

[@robinpayapag861]

Well i went to the dentist for the first time a week ago and I was not scared. You just have to bear the pain of injection and the numbness that will come later

[@teejt3737]

RTA Five Stages of Grief.

[@elixxon]

I wonder what kind of dentist does she go to. A nice, kindly behaving dentist is HUGE help in easing the nervousness of people with a fear of dentists. The ones that just don't give a damn and act like it are the biggest source of people having fear of dentists in my experience.

[@myonwontstfu]

Ah, I made this same mistake before, too Now I'm missing halves of both upperback molars. Sure hope hers were okay

[@Orangesauce3874]

She is SUCH a concerning human being but I love ❤️ her nonetheless

[@TouhouGaijin]

Take care of those teefies, Inchou.

[@MrVentus1012]

Mario Kart really does have the ability to make the nicest vtuber rage :O

[@radsimp5710]

I've only been to the dentist once in my life...hmmmm

[@UenoLocker54]

I don't even remember my last trip because they knocked me out so hard I woke up in the car. Wisdom tooth caused some problems.

[@greenskull3393]

Same. All that blood and swabs you gotta wear is the worst.

[@Dim2134]

@@greenskull3393 Agreed. It's really fucking uncanny how you're sitting in the chair and suddenly you've got swabs stuffed in your mouth.

[@psychlyeslg]

Fukou da moment in Mario Kart

[@dandanthedandan7558]

Ah yes more translators to feed my crippling addiction

[@primisto7530]

I emphasise so much... I had to have multiple teeth filled in and some are still very sensitive to pressure and cold and heat.. It's exactly the reason i fear going right now, because they always spray with cold water, ugh

[@stordoy]

shuredinger

[@ehodovic]

Honestly I'm in the exact same position in this point and I understand her. Also, the dentist is expensive.

[@aquaventus]

She did it, the madlad. Side note, a nijisanji member who went to the dentist ends up being hit by a passing car, according to her she was likely high on the painkiller that she didnt even feel any pain. I dunno about this seeing a dentist thing, last i see a dentist is for the regular yearly checkups compulsary for schools, so more than a decade ago. Might need to go to one sometime soon since i felt like a tooth is breaking down.

[@miss_baphomet]

mate, you gotta go to the dentist

[@WillowMeow]

Is that genuine fear I see?

[@le0880]

so noone wants to talk about 6：18

[@Jadinass]

i didn't know she is class president

[@yuinurahilyon5711]

Lol I was rooting for them to get her to the last place. She needs to go to the dentist this instant 👍🏻 7:30 perfect 😂

[@Kazu-don]

"until a dentist says otherwise they're fine" I used to think the same, now half of them are fake (T_T)

[@pimpabootejettanut122]

"I will not die if I did not go, right?" *remember some medical show - where the mother died due to heart infection from germ... from rotten teeth* You will be very glad for seeadentist if you see that show, Mito.... Those fans did a good service for her even though it caused her to go through 5 states of grief XD

[@Team_Orchid]

Love the sound effects on this one

[@yvastel8153]

I don't blame her. Some dentists are fucking evil. I didn't really had problems getting treatment from one before, but when I was advised to get braces, they referred me to a new one, who I later befriended, and after a few sessions, I asked him if I can get treatments without injections. He started laughing and whispered "Yes..."

[@kingmaster04]

The editing style and choice of sound effect is that you would find from a Japanese edited clips... もしかして日本人かい？ 効果音のフリー素材、どこからか教えて。お願い。

[@ZigZagKangaroo]

I'm always amazed people play mariokart with assist on. I tried it and got annoyed almost immediately.

[@mortalunknown8304]

Those are the signs your teeth is not healthy.

[@aninggga]

Wow, Nintendo characters, haven't seen them in a while

[@yozorayazawa4421]

Did she got high for the anesthesia and did a stream after that? That would be hilarious lol

[@nameinvalid69]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@laytonspuzzle]

I don't have to speak Japanese to know exactly what the chat is saying

[@DarioKalen_Kagenui]

😂😂💖🙌

[@GrassKusa]

STOP RESISTING IINCHOU

[@whycchi5204]

I wonder what happened with her teeth now, since it's been a year?

[@BigMax.TheBurningFire]

How can someone be this bad at mario kart without assist. It's not that hard to stay on the track

[@larsu-gx579]

Was there ever an update on how the dentist visit went?

[@Spartan-Primer]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGjPgKqXfZ6Wjq8

[@cynthius6567]

What is this "assist" thing? Have the games gotten harder, or the players gotten worse?

[@kilo1901]

Was she playing with Viewers?

[@brianhm23]

Yes

[@SpiralPegasus]

Do japanese seriously call dentists "tooth doctor"? I mean, it's not wrong, but...

[@danchouai1230]

Her scarf remind me of a trap Vtuber...

[@killollipop]

6:18 timestamp for myself