Ozzmarr the Bro-liest Paladin | D&D Greentext Story

Ozzmarr the Bro-liest Paladin is another classic D&D Greentext Story. Listen to the story of a Dungeons and Dragon Half Orc Barbarian Paladin taking down the evil tyrant king!
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[@jessicafrost7579]

"I'm not smart enough to be king" [invents a novel system of government that forces fair play]

[@vilmosherceglabkorme]

Literaly me without a existencial crysis.

[@vilmosherceglabkorme]

Literaly me without an existencial crysis.

[@_NIKOS9_NIKOS]

Sometimes, you dont have to be an oath-breaker to be an interesting Paladin

[@lootgoblinmarketplace]

An Oath Enjoyer can be a lot of fun it seems!

[@masteroffarms34]

Half orc really took being a daddy to the party seriously

[@lootgoblinmarketplace]

He definitely did!

[@andyventures6574]

Could you imagine a party with Ozzmar AND Krod .

[@lootgoblinmarketplace]

Honestly even though Krod is a Rogue, he is so straightforward that Ozzmarr and him would get along very well.

[@Mattsothelioma]

It’s still a stealth mission if nobody is alive to see you. Or is too scared shitless to say otherwise.

[@watchoutfornettles]

"If you learn to behave and be good... and you ask nicely... I might spank you." ... ... That is one lucky Blackguard. 😳

[@Kris_not_Chris]

this is sick. I love the munchkin accepting that he chose *that* character flaw and playing it straight

[@notaclass-d1822]

I had to fucking double take at the “masochist disadvantage, becoming obsessed with the backhand of justice”

[@SchwererGustavThe800mm]

*enters game* *converts entire team* *fights God* *Refuses being king* *leaves*

[@RedRam_Menhtrol]

This is a story that needs to get animated... 😆😆

[@lootgoblinmarketplace]

I’d love to see it!

[@aazhie]

100% xD

[@novadrake9232]

Now I wish I had a paladin like that at my back

[@MGame0042]

This is the second video of yours I've seen! The first was about JoCat. I think I like "Glory" videos more than "RPG Horror Stories." There is so much drama and negativity on the Internet, that I find it hard to watch bad stories, even if they end with a person's comeuppance. I find myself looking for positive stories more these days! This was amazing! Have a great day!

[@tenlosol]

Reminds me of my half orc paladin in my lsst campaign. Half orc raised in a holy order of humans who turned into an Abraham's tank and the back bone of the party. Never wanting more than doing good and protecting those she was close to in service of her deity. They're a fun time.

[@bigmonkey1254]

I love the sub-culture of half-orc paladins. I mean, the example paladin in the picture in the 5e PHB is a half-orc paladin. Is there something we should be doing in response to this? I feel an urge to make my own half-orc paladin to be an exemplar of righteousness.

[@vanessaeve925]

I've been wanting to play a LG half-orc Cleric for a while I like the interesting twists that players use to make it work in-character

[@ChartreuseDan]

I love a good ttrpg glory story and you're a great story-teller. Tbh this sort of content is exactly what I'm subscribed for

[@lootgoblinmarketplace]

Thank you. I need to find more classics like this!

[@ChartreuseDan]

@@lootgoblinmarketplace I'm in 🙌

[@Azrael_Rhinco]

@@lootgoblinmarketplace Have you heard about the Story of the Pipe Organ bard?

[@Dutch_is_a_Weird_Language]

When your Lay on Hand is so strong that it turns an evil character good

[@Arkios64]

Didn't expect the story to actually do using Bash in the thumbnail justice, but this definitely has the makings of an alternate universe by the same author in which the roles are switched up. Definitely reignited my motivation to actually play some DnD for the first time with my character idea that is loosely based on him. I still need to figure out which class would actually work for it. Using a hags blood curse as a quasi-god isn't exactly intuitive for class choice.

[@greg0050]

Some men aren't looking for anything morally grey. They can't be bought or reasoned against judgement. Some men, just wanna watch the evil burn.

[@Zero-tk1hb]

Man, this story is amazing. Next time i get to play i will make sure to do a character inspired on Ozzmar or make him a legend on my world next time i get to DM.

[@pauliepizzo8633]

Now this is a badass plaidan story cant wait for more

[@The_Smiling_GM]

Ozzmar is my role model from now on. Doing what you're good at and being enraged the whole time while doing it.

[@GroovyMysterio]

I freaking love this work I hope you asked your Creator if he has any more fun Ozmar stories

[@otakon17]

Ozzmar, man I LOVE this one so much.

[@adriansantiagojr.8378]

HE OFFED A DEITY WITH HIS FISTS.

[@mongonala]

all groups need an Ozzmarr

[@lordsinister707]

I must hear more about the Epic tale of Osmar. This campaign deserves to be its own module damn it

[@destroyerinazuma96]

The is a French podcast called Reflections of Acid, in the universe of which an S&M goddess also exists. She's called Shamrodia.

[@RedrumZombies]

This was beautiful!

[@laocoon7734]

I love this! More glory stories, please!

[@dirtywhitellama]

Makes me miss my half orc barbarian whose father was a paladin of Tyr. If I remember right both her parents were half orcs? Most of her backstory (including dad being paladin) were rolled from tables in xanathar's. Fun character.

[@RosencrantzxGuildenstern]

Love Creepswork's reading of this tale's second part

[@mr.strudle1327]

9:40 fucking paladin, punching the fucking spirit of a god is crazyy

[@innodationproduction]

oh this is a classic. the full story is epic. don't remember where it went though

[@lootgoblinmarketplace]

I need to hunt down that next part. I know there was a part 3 (this video covered the first two)

[@chasefrost1401]

High lvl sheets make for good cameos in the future.

[@GlitchGhost1285]

This character is so freaking alpha!! 🤘😎

[@Tony2-Dirty]

Ozzmar, the f’n Chad.

[@lesliekilgore648]

that was truly... a horrific homebrew. ughhh... as the story continued every hair on my neck just went... 'nope, that's just disgusting! nooo we're NEVERRRR standing up for that!' whew. if i was in that party, 'nope. nope. never. i'm done, that is just wrong in so many ways! i'm not sitting in for this one. y'all call me back when the reality checks are cashed, and everybody comes to their senses. see ya!' because that bit in the town with the inn? nope.

[@krystlvines]

Goddamn absolute BEAST

[@AmazingAutist]

Chadmarr. Rizzmar. *Ozzmar.*

[@evil_mode]

fuck yeah

[@jamesscott305]

E P I C 🔥

[@Karmasu_L]

I'm looking out for Characters who could become a sort of Saint or Champion in the history of my homebrew religion, worshipped in for the Aspect of the world they represent. (Good or Bad Characters, mind you) Ozzmar might just become one of those Saints.

[@shadowpoet4398]

Glory stories rule

[@PJDAltamirus0425]

I'm in the middle of a 2nd edition Dnd campaign with a NPC sellsword character named Kraj and one of my plans for this lawfull neutral character is to let him take credit for all the parties heroism so he human women we rescue will want to jump, so his becomes like the father of half orcs.

[@xVallan]

Im confused, isnt having a main character kind of bad in d&d?

[@MrMelani1]

Well i suppose it depends how the group feels about it! And maybe it's a long campain and there were acts more focused on others

[@dirtywhitellama]

I was wondering about that too but it seems to have worked out for this group. Maybe we don't have enough context.

[@Oliver0972]

Bro. U just killed my friend in fortnite whem he was afk. Lmao