Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination F Compilation (Vol. 13)

[@davidlazarus67]

The fork lift driver with the boat on a trailer is a masterclass in failure. Multiple failures to secure the brakes.

[@truantray]

Most car drivers think putting the transmission in park is safe. Until it isn`t.

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

Need some Benny Hill music set to this.

[@kamael1125]

He pulled off a combo of failures. It is a rare achievement.

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

@@truantray Is you does has Islay of Mahn flag? The Slayer of the Long Man? 🧐

[@dimitriossotirakis257]

Apparently a handbreak does not exist in his tiny mind.

[@Ralph2]

The choreography between the guy, the boat and the forklift is a joy to behold.

[@John-c4r1o]

It's straight out of Laurel and Hardy 😅

[@GL-xs7mb]

1:06 She was so lucky that it wasnt a double sided axe

[@acediadekay3793]

they are pretty rare, unless you are takeing polearms into consideration

[@dimitriossotirakis257]

The same shit happened to me and left me with a gash under my lip, went straight through to the otherside. She was very lucky it wasn't double sided man, it could of ended much worse.

[@deepdownthelane]

That would give her a split personality

[@ifxha]

@@acediadekay3793 gimli had one

[@t-bone3112]

You are so right 😱😨😨😑😑

[@sdfth491]

"Jerkoff.... " i feel so bad for the girl in that announcement

[@tripleshits]

Frfr I'd be pissed

[@porkchop4401]

Right, would have shot that lady a look so nasty.

[@philcorrigan5641]

At least it’s a graduation and so there’s a chance she’ll never have to see anyone else in that room ever again...because you wouldn’t want to after that, would you? 😬

[@xetinc5356]

@@philcorrigan5641 she probably heart that so often. That's probably also the reason she had been announced like that. Everyone knows Julie Ann Jerk off.

[@jeffcook2570]

Maybe the announcer knows something we don't...

[@AFishBicycle]

“Destination Almost Fucked” needs it’s own series

[@17Watman]

☝️This needs to be a thing.

UP

[@taoakoalienka4762]

2:01 I feel like grandpa played with grenades back in Nam

[@zxden5962]

Lol

[@philiplevins6702]

indeed....that's a dude who's seen some serious shit in his life....status/legend

[@EricCole69]

Big ole smile on his face lmfao

[@jimwind7589]

probably fragged a couple of his incompetent officers in his unit

[@rj3_golf]

Is no one else talking about how that chick jumping off the roof put a dent in the patio cover?

[@SmokeJam]

Naah, now the rain has a better way of rinsing off XD I would be more worried about the support beams having cracks now

[@Dargoneth]

@Black Rod She was damn lucky she hit that roof. With that weak "jump" she would have definitly hit the ground and that would be wheelchair for life. The bounce of the roof and that lucky spin made her barely reach the water..

[@ryanashby2459]

How do they explain that to the parents? LOL

[@DottieMinerva]

@The Study they all look so annoyed

[@chiangkaishrek5123]

@luke croix There’s a chance she could have jumped it if she didn’t do the brain absent move of fucking slowing down before a jump. Just the momentum she had before would’ve gotten her into the pool, but for some reason she decided to slow down like an absolute moron.

[@syntonicpaul]

Fork lift and boat needed Benny Hill music... Dude could not catch a break!!

[@stephanematis]

or a brake.

[@rssadlier]

That guy, hopefully, doesn't drive a car. He deserved everything that happened and I hope he learned a lesson. Chock the tires before moving the forklift away from the trailer and set the brake EVERY-F'ING-TIME on a forklift.

[@s0n0n35]

stephane matis 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@keenancole7958]

Or apply one...

[@ae5631]

😂😂👌🏻

[@Elaba_]

Sheila Jerkoff will get her revenge.

[@apexheat6553]

And that kids, is how I met ur mother

[@kassi2562]

University: The Revenge of Sheila Jerkoff

[@hellosirimlookingforcrackg776]

*Julie jerkoff

[@govindarajd3248]

@@hellosirimlookingforcrackg776 you're new here?

[@hellosirimlookingforcrackg776]

@@govindarajd3248 no really no, but whoa sheila jerkoff lol

[@ahwell9984]

I am impressed with how very speedily that sleeping forklift driver woke up when the concrete blocks began to topple.

[@andrewchornoby1140]

I know right? How could he be aware of what he had done and react so quickly. Definitely strange.

[@jrwizz]

Dude with a boat needs to just stay inside his house...

[@JasonW.]

I'm betting his customer owned the boat, and probably agrees.

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

He needs a helmet and an aide.

[@WKASATDW]

"why won't you vehicles just stay parked? Especially you boat, come back here I paid a lot for you" this guy has me in tears 🤣

[@lkomaanyoutuber631]

Hi

[@SeemsLikeSomething]

Boatie McForkLift there is on another level when it comes to incompetence!

[@TheCanadiangirl4]

Are you British or Australian?

[@SeemsLikeSomething]

TheCanadiangirl4 Neither. Canadian 😁

[@rickyrickalvous2982]

Charlie Chaplin

[@Praise___YaH]

Guys, HERE is The Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

[@AaronDav-nq8hk]

We need a new series from ya Ozzy Man "Destination Almost FKD" think that one has alot of potential! :D

[@joshuaharms9564]

Please.

[@zer0legend109]

The pool girl almost hit her head in the edge of the pool that would be destination dead, good she was lucky to not hit it

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

At least she looked good doing it. 🤷

[@Conceptcreator]

How on EARTH did you even manage that!!! (the first one) like tf!!!!! I almost want to call it impressive

[@TheGuggo]

It’s China: nothing is impossible. I’ve lived there 12 years and I wasn’t surprised much... but yes. It’s amazing.

[@CityJackYT]

yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah thats facking china

[@KillerofGods]

Easy, dip**** driver was trying to take the exist at the last second, except it was already too late and they rammed into the pole at full speed, probably panicked and sped up even faster.

[@Milamberinx]

I once saw a car standing up entirely unsupported perched only on its nose. It was on a slightly built up roundabout that the driver had presumably failed to see.

[@youboob6297]

1. woman driver 2. asian driver 3. woman asian driver on her period after her best friend told her shes pregnant with the drivers boyfriend who shes engaged to

[@kenblockxd7087]

The forklift and the boat clip had me dying! 😂😂😂

[@alt842]

Sounds like destination almost Fcked should be a whole genre by itself

[@Gerwulf97]

That warehouser, probably was forced to do a bunch of forced overtime on top of whatever's going on in his life and it went to hell. Sorry bro.

[@iennternet]

The Julie Jerk-off one was by far the most painful

[@maxnaz47]

I dunno, ending with the full sound effects of that sheila hitting the roof is hard to top...

[@khristiec6863]

@@maxnaz47 nope I think jerk off takes the cake for painful. I did rather hid the roof honestly 💀

[@Man-vs-Metal]

If being called a jerk off, on accident, is your biggest worry than you're leading a blessed life.

[@klj2382]

She was probably called that all the way from middle school through high school. She’s used to it.

[@frostdemen1]

But how?? I do not comprehend the hooowww. Or does this happen every year and I just missed it at mine?

[@meoohmy3231]

That big gal’s lucky(?) she hit that second roof😅

[@hwoods9773]

He never said she was lucky you silly goose. I think you misheard him when he said “she’s okay, she’s laughing”

[@shannond7437]

The people under the porch & especially in the pool didn’t realize just how lucky they really were!

[@ronwhite8503]

No one would have been injured......her full body airbag had gone off.

[@azombie8mybaby]

She dented the house lol

[@shoechew]

What made her think she could jump that far? Desperate for attention.

[@azombie8mybaby]

@@shoechew someone gave her a lucky feather and told her she could fly.

[@stocchinet]

she didn't even try to jump, just casually walked off the roof

[@videoswithsubscribers-xk5hb]

The graduation announcer had other things on her mind

[@whiterice6663]

Favorite destination to visit while in quarantine

[@monke731]

True

[@ChiefBr0dy]

House arrest or are you really poorly

[@AbadyDoubleX]

theres something addicting to the phrase ''destination F*CKED'' when you say it. i cant have enough of it.

[@malteschuller6829]

Just felt sad, went on youtube, saw this vid, now i‘m happy

[@soppdrake]

The courier was delivering the skater's helmet. Nice timing.

[@freezeframefanatic2258]

Best series on KZbin!

[@harkesh2023]

That grandpa be like: this is how WW2 was ,kids Also,.The forklift guy , when his bosses, show that clip in front of other staffs and bosses😂😂

[@HammerJam007]

The boat and the forklift was like a robot wars match up on Valium.

[@cjstryder5441]

0:14 This is what happens when you don't know how to operate a machine 😂

[@Dhakhar]

That courier in the second clip was delivering a skateboarding helmet. Have we hit peak irony?

[@goldcherries]

No he had food in his hand. The helmet was an extra. I wonder if he had to explain why the food was probably messed up when he delivered it.

[@foreverseethe]

The two guys making tracks from the fireworks had me in splits!

[@johnturner4400]

There is only one answer. “Destination F”

[@randomstranger3696]

Ozzy Man: The series that leaves you with more questions than answers Me: Yeah pretty much

[@simonkevnorris]

Especially - how the hell did the car get there in the first clip....

[@MrRABC1]

*The guy that kept forgetting the parking brakes was INFURIATING!!!*

[@247Albin]

1:31 Oh that cycle guy was really lucky. That could have been a very very serious injury

[@Guitarsthatkill]

If he had just a bit more luck, the cyclist wouldnt have been there! :p

[@nabihasan6555]

His comentary makes everything more fun and enthusiastic, ❤️ I like the way he is being sarcastic. 😂

[@vwlssnvwls3262]

That guy with the boat and forklift was reminiscent of Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World, when Eddie is running back and forth trying trying to keep the cable, and rope tied secure.

[@HoodlumMedia]

"Elite parking space, at least $20 a day.." * Cries in London *

[@rsoul7282]

Why would you even bother owning a car in that benighted city? If you somehow find a place to put the thing, if said place is not fortified with a moat with at least one dragon, you will find your vehicle destroyed by bands of roaming chavs.

[@HoodlumMedia]

@@rsoul7282 I don't thankfully, i used to live nearby. I don't know how people enjoy it. You can't own a car or anything, what's the point?

[@jbirdharold6640]

3:00 shout out to the structural integrity of that roof

[@chiangkaishrek5123]

That was like a fucking anvil got dropped on it

[@paulmaltar5873]

Good ol' Julie might have messed with the wrong people

[@leoperez636]

Exactly!

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

That was totally on purpose, she made someone mad for sure

[@goaway2803]

Thank Christ that guy got off his work dodgem car, before everything crushed him. Thank you again and take care of yourself, Mate

[@Karma-qt4ji]

I work in a warehouse like that. Have never seen it come down but at another branch we had a guy killed just over a year ago when the racking collapsed on him. Took them 17 1/2 hours to dig his body out. Dangerous job when it goes to destination fucked.

[@goaway2803]

@@Karma-qt4ji That's dreadful and I certainly hope health and safety looked into correcting that massive design fall. Take care, Mate

[@maxnaz47]

@@goaway2803 If industry is continually trying to find ways to make operations idiot proof, we will run out of industry... I say, remove all warning labels and safety guards from everything and let the dumb sort it self out...

[@goaway2803]

@@maxnaz47 Oh yes there is an amazing amount of people out there, who are beyond the title Stupid and I have met some myself. They just make industries waste money on signs, where common sense should kick in. XD Take care of yourself, Mate

[@h1murashi]

2:05 - "Oh wait, I've been in 'Nam. I've had worse. Hehe."

[@themightyjack7136]

I have definitely visited this destination way too many times 🤣 which makes me feel justified in laughing at others visiting

[@bluevitriol6832]

A tale of a Boat and a Forklift. Never laughed so much ever before.

[@spuddsalli8559]

I've never been this early don't know what to say

[@ValentinoWhiting]

damn im also surprised here mate always doing catch up now we live lol

[@johnschultz2000]

That boat and forklift segment only was missing the the Benny Hill song.🤣😅😆

[@kyleephraims5337]

Rip the guy and his boat

[@shershabasheer6259]

If I die, you are the reason 😂😂. I literally fell off the bed laughing. Much love man ❤️❤️

[@tsaitan3507]

is the girl with an axe still alive?

[@Guerrilla_Grodd]

"Nobody laughs at themselves anymore. It's a pandemic in itself" Probably the realest thing I've ever heard the Ozzyman say.

[@awesomecronk7183]

Grandpa there was just loving every moment of the chaos he singlehandedly created

[@RaymondLo84]

2:16 grandpa was like... I was @ WW2, this is a candy not a bomb

[@ethanmcguirk2071]

The girl who did that to the car was probably like "oops I'm a Libra hehehe"

[@tinbanger66]

"Yes, i am a rocket scientist! How could you tell?"

[@WestCoastAce27]

In China so on smartphone : ‘daddy, buy me a new car!’

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Hey I'm a Gemini and am too smart for that

[@chepeculo6030]

You know raising kids is tough, but I just can't stop having 'em. Cause with each one, the eagle shits more money each month.

[@jackofallgames3097]

I was a tow truck driver for eight years and in that time I came across two cars up lampposts just like that. Couldn't explain those two either

[@commentor3485]

1:02 NFL linebacker coaches immediately gave him an offer on the spot.

[@harvetwound1234]

1:26 his brain just stopped as he touched the drink

[@theoldar]

I hope the woman with the hatchet didn't fracture her skull! That one hurt!

[@iowafarmboy]

Right?! I was about 10% laughing, 90% OH SHIT!

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

As stupid as that was, at least she knew which end to point away from her. Use gravity to drop your ax, not a power swing.

[@garethmurtagh]

The best one yet, especially the skateboarder and the delivery guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ShootYourRadio]

That grandpa was more than likely in Vietnam. He was like.... You call that an explosion? Wait till Charlie gets the drop on ya.

[@BratPackTravels]

You crack me up. I wake up and watch a few videos and start my day with a smile

[@methadon3000]

I love the celebration at the end as if that's how she wanted to make that jump.

[@mustafaYkhan]

We want more videos on ' destination almost f**ked ' 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@keshavkasat9465]

This series is like "science of stupid" but with the commentary it deserves!

[@LoveDGrooveFan]

3:58 that one person that wasnt invited but still went lmao. She like "did you guys like my party trick? "

[@CHEDDARANDWAFFLES]

You are killing it. That outro is bomb everytime

[@vksasdgaming9472]

Grandpa A. F. is veteran of Toad War and his grandpa was veteran of Emu War. He has booms and bangs riveted into his essence.

[@exosaranghaja7980]

The girl that got hit by the axe must have had very serious injuries yikess

[@SmokeJam]

no it was the blunt side of the axe hitting her. She probably got a good concussion and the nickname "unicorn" for some days^^

[@SmokeJam]

@Nikola Stanković true that^^ but some cuts or lacerations are not that bad and nowadays they get stitched without even leaving longlasting scars. Some people just have to learn it the hard way^^

[@funkingcustoms2408]

@ 2:57 1. WHAT were they thinking?!?!?! 2. I was expecting that roof to collapse. Great construction there lol

[@charron1]

On his next birthday, The boat guy is getting a Brake Pedal.

[@lythiascanlon2131]

The guy with the boat and forklift deserves a Darwin Award.

[@tonysuda9066]

I'm legit surprised it didn't tip in some catastrophic failure type scenario

[@Jim-pq9pm]

@@tonysuda9066 That kind of luck is the reason he's still alive today

[@BWater-yq3jx]

1:45 So Joan Jett, no issues there 😆

[@comeonengland5312]

The old boy with the firework cracked me up 😎🤣🤣🔥🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@hephaestus6365]

The axe bouncing back scared the piss out of me. I'm glad that girl is okay! Also, the roof jumping girl nearly died. I mean, a half an inch from death, that girl. Phew!

[@harryvanhoo7235]

1.29 sailing along on his ass was really amusing without serious harm. Reminded me of the countless times we would comes adrift from our billy carts across the side walk and then the road. It would sting for a bit and then you would forgedaboudit and do it all again.

[@lincolnpatchett7364]

There is another enemy in mountain biking. The brakes, usually they do what they need to and are needed but when you grab too much front brake you go over the bars which is likely what happened in that clip.

[@edithboozy1000]

2:50 Make no mistake, she wishes she could disappear in this moment 😂

[@randyrrandelson6444]

The mountain biking clip reminded me of my personal trip to destination fucked about 10 years ago - broke my clavicle in the process

[@micahstewart7819]

Man...that girl at the end, hesitated at the last second, slipped fighting her own momentum, fell off the roof against her will / timing / balance, free fell through the air landing prone against roofing shingles, ricocheted at an even angle tossing her legs into a cartwheel that saved her life by propelling her head centrifugally beyond the stone edge of the pool and into the water without abruptly stopping her organs or brain to cause any instant damage. I do not believe in any God, but that was a lucky random pile of events! She damn near killed 4-5 people who all had a heart attack and jumped away, broke the veranda’s roof, likely broke 90% of her ribs, her toes, knees, fingers. Unless she did a solid “rag doll” or she was just drunk enough to go limp, she’s very fortunate to have walked that off. 😎✌️ Amazing video footage, hilarious commentary. Must subscribe! 😂

[@BWater-yq3jx]

0:48 Now that's a special kind of fu*kwit 😄

[@erichorrobin431]

The dude filming the skateboarder, just never flinched at the collision with pizza man

[@seanmambridge]

Your commentary makes these videos epic!!! 🤣

[@PrimordialStardust]

Best video till date, and Julie Jerk-Off was epic. I laughed for 15 minutes straightly.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Voodoo_Robot]

“The delivery man” should become an official trick

[@hansolo2829]

I discovered this channel last week and now I’m wondering where he has been all my life this is amazing

[@_provoke_7920]

The guy with the boat and the forklift just spent all off his bad luck for the entire year one time.

[@lt_e4go0gle90]

🤣🤣 the way you commentating this videos is The one making them more hilarious.

[@PrettyBlueThings]

Spat my tea out when you called that guy a mad bastard 🤣

[@ryynerwicked2762]

The grandpa with the fireworks wasn't so much as destination f**ded but more like the funniest old guy in existence lmao

[@boeingfan7179]

Stop saying F’ed and say fucked it makes it so much funnier with your delivery 😂

[@royltbescheidenblake6187]

I've had days like that forklift guy jumping from one calamity to another.

[@nolimendoza4588]

Ozzy. The first one with the car straight up, ... i have seen something similar with a car climbed over a sign and was stuck in the median isle on an intersection. As a retired doctor, i stopped to see if anyone was hurt or needed help. All they could do was laugh, no one hurt except for pride... and the car.

[@godofstream3346]

At 2:10 something small takes off, flies up, then flies past the man and flies away.

[@volo870]

I see that lady, who nocked over the lightpole during her driving exam, managed to get her licence!

[@tarn1135]

Ah destination almost F’ahked. I’m sensing a new playlist.

[@brycebullard3619]

There's a paralyzed man in a wheelchair in my town. As a teenager he was partying with friends and yelled, "watch this!" as he jumped from the roof to the swimming pool. He never walked again.

[@David_P132]

That BMX arse-landing was actually pretty good in the circumstances.

[@johnfitzgerald1131]

2:00 "We used to wake each other up this way during the War to keep each other on our toes."

[@adampindell]

I got to be honest, that very first shot of that car standing straight up on that pole was pretty impressive, that takes some real (lack of) skills right 🤣 there!

[@js70371]

The guy with the boat and forklift…when you double down, triple down, and quadruple down on failure all at once. The girl who breaks the bottle and then walks right into the broken glass in her bare feet is a close runner up. 3rd place goes to the guy who fell asleep on the forklift. Just go home buddy. Tell the boss you’re not dead and then just go home. Cuz you know what’s coming. Lol 🤦‍♂️😂🍻