Ozzy Man Reviews: Expectations VS Reality

[@noodlechild666]

I havent heard Techno Viking mentioned for years. He was awesome.

[@haydensmith9064]

was that really his name? looks like a bloke at a gay pride parade 😂😂

[@robertwhite2449]

The music he was dancing to in the original clip was insane. Gotta go a track it down ..

[@noodlechild666]

@@haydensmith9064 No one ever found out who he was.

[@bunkerking73]

@@haydensmith9064 funny enough someone did a follow-up and found him. He is gay lol

[@Johannicus]

I heard he actually sued the original uploader because he wanted his clip removed.

[@ydr624]

Legend says techno Viking is still dancing his way to Valhalla

[@youneedyourmedication]

Is that a cross between Walmart and Valhalla?

[@ydr624]

@@youneedyourmedication It is 🤣

[@db8989]

Reality shows that he is a just regular dick and sued the videographer into pieces.

[@soss0268]

Legend has it when it get there he will cause ragnarok and will be welcome by Ragnar lothrok

[@smward87]

​@@db8989 Yup. He sued because he was filmed without his consent (which is true, the person filming had the camera in his bag so he was candidly filming. Anyone who looked at it would have just assumed it was off). So...on one hand kind of a dick move by the guy filming, on the other there's no reason to sue him over it, especially considering it ruined him.

[@AtulChavan-ih8pz]

"This is the look of a man who has learnt his limit. He will never buy champagne again" 😂😂😂

[@Darkspace.]

One of the few who have learnt the limits.

[@D_Adrian]

I am dying....this is sooo good

[@williamkreth]

1:25 "How do we deal with failure? We lose our temper, and cause more pain" lol

[@jancynrash2847]

Just joined your channel! I just wanted you to know that I watch you EVERY day and it makes me so happy!! I have severe depression and anxiety and watching your videos whenever I'm depressed or having an anxiety attack calms me INSTANTLY and never fails to make me laugh till I cry!!!😂 THANK YOU SO MUCH @OzzyManReviews

[@johnmiceter]

I wish you well and hope you get through it mate. I believe given the right conditions anything is possible and you never know what you can accomplish once your feeling well. Take care 👊

[@johnohill463]

Jancyn Rash .. Sending you positive happy vibes :) I know it can be tough but don't be hard on yourself mate. You're a good person and I wish you well my friend. Kind Regards. Johno :)

[@samholdsworth420]

O dear lord don't be so 😬

[@basurabasura]

Yoy got this

[@papatruss]

How the Ozzy Man therapy going? Hope Doctor Oz is still bring a smile to your face.

[@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks]

"He Represents the Masses" I see what you did there 😂

[@deoabhijit5935]

smarty smart

[@StupiderWithAB]

I enjoy the stupidity. Almost as much as i enjoy the stupidity of my stupid comedy videos. 🤔 weird

[@pianoman0459]

@@StupiderWithAB "stop it, get some help."

[@Imlaor25]

...unfortunately..

[@brownwrench]

Lotsa mass there

[@johnbrown9542]

Oz just called James Harden a “classic everyman” XD

[@scottjackson1420]

LOL, I know.

[@amshia0121]

And Playoff P is the 1% lmao .

[@JonnnyFour]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@realityjunky]

We can dream, can't we?🏀

[@aravinthnagarajan9167]

Only Ozzy man can do this to us and still get away with it

[@lauragroenveld1668]

"How do we deal with failure? We lose our temper and cause more pain!" Yeah, seems about right

[@GanjaGuard420]

"You can't bust out a fully sick flippy-spinny without some banger vibes in your head holes." Words of wisdom.

[@TruthTriumphs777]

2:40....Lets admit, we all are here for this...

[@markanthony0405]

No, we came for this 1:38

[@Gabriel-se9el]

2:51 anyone know what she's wearing? whats it called

[@rafaeldutra4871]

@@Gabriel-se9el bitch vestiment

[@armondo74]

Thanks save me precious time

[@TruthTriumphs777]

@@Gabriel-se9el I guess those are silk tassel skirts. Looks good on 'em.

[@DreistStudios]

Good start to the week!!!

[@theuniversehasitsway1777]

A big fan of your promos

[@DreistStudios]

@@theuniversehasitsway1777 Thanks

[@justamanofculture12]

@@DreistStudios hello random unverified KZbinr 👋

[@DreistStudios]

@@justamanofculture12 sup

[@richardgriffin6708]

@@theuniversehasitsway1777 bbb

[@chriskeppie2780]

I heard the techno Viking stopped dancing because he got Thor feet.

[@TashaBryanRENegade]

😂 brilliant.

[@lendonjennings6472]

Ha,and missplaced his horns!

[@kainflynn1430]

How long have you been a Dad?

[@Neotenico]

Dide Mike Tython tell you thith joke?

[@seabass819]

Ha! I like that, its loki brilliant. And high key punny.

[@geetamajumder1851]

Expectation of my mom: Oh my boy is studying. Reality : Watching ozzy Man reviews.

[@josefigueroa3930]

They help you learn not to do dumb stuff like jump on a swing

[@mjproebstle]

@@josefigueroa3930 life lessons these are

[@josefigueroa3930]

@@mjproebstle exactly its good to see stuff like this there not just funny but things u can learn from

[@wardaldo69]

give a few years and you (as i do at times) slip out "fucked" in a slightly ozzy accent pppmsl all be it bad ozzy accent shit still happens 🤣👀

[@mnkykungfu]

"You can't bust out a fully-sick spinny flippy without some banger vibes in your headholes." Beautiful mate, just beautiful.

[@austinabney2990]

I was having a terrible day, watched this, and now I’m smiling. Thanks man

[@ilkoallexandroff]

Wow, uploaded 2 minutes ago! F*** me all night long! Cheers from Japan!

[@StupiderWithAB]

I enjoy the stupidity. Almost as much as i enjoy the stupidity of my stupid comedy videos. 🤔 weird

[@oddiethepug2355]

Japan is great!

[@akuma7616]

@@squircodile482 Tesla :D

[@goaway2803]

G'day from Australia, Mate and I hope you're well.

[@jadoo16815125390625]

Ah, a fellow ozzyman fan from Japan! やばい〜

[@MoonKnightH8]

Odin would be proud of that dancing Viking

[@WesleyDeGrooteAalst]

Expectation: I'm gonna KO him in the first round. Reality: Walks around with a cane now..

[@rendiyuwono183]

too soon mate 😂

[@geoskillz]

Wayyyyyy too soon you cheeky bugger

[@billy-lm4xg]

I love how I know exactly who your talking about without you even dropping his name.

[@theo4014]

I watch aussie man to get away from the toxic mma fans

[@rendiyuwono183]

@@theo4014 a bit of banter wouldn't hurt ya

[@Make_SL_Great_Again]

1:26 We lose our temper and cause more pain!👌🥳

[@Roberto-REME]

OzzyMan... you are hilarious! Your delivery is impecable and hopefully you'll be in movies one day soon. I especially loved the commentary on the ski jumper. I'm still laughing.

[@neutronenstern.]

but what does wuacky wuack wacked mean?

[@jel0sh]

20 years later & the legend of the Techno Viking still lives on

[@DM-we8ej]

That James Harden one is funny because he is one of the best shooters in the NBA🤣🤣

[@MrTurbogreg6969]

Right into his own face apparently

[@Kay-18-i7n]

I love the ozzy slang, You can't bust out a fully sick flippy spinny without some banger vibes in your head holes 🤣🤣🤣

[@brassholio]

That's slang? I'm Australian and that's pretty much my standard conversation.

[@Kay-18-i7n]

@@brassholio 😂😂 wow, it gets deeper than that...

[@LaughingSaint66]

Pure Shakespeare

[@RUS38]

The whole verse goes like this: The problem is he’s got no headphones You can’t bust out a fully sick flippy spiny, Without some banger vibes in your head holes.

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

​@@RUS38 Australian poetry

[@PhilFeedback]

LOL 😂. I’d forgotten about the Techno Viking dude!

[@ChadBIsRacing]

Ozzy Man! Happy new year!

[@KydBWilde]

"Horse head man represents the masses" 😂😂😂

[@RudolfJvVuuren]

unfortunately xD

[@Burztur99]

2:40 this is why we came here gentleman's

[@foreignbag8861]

If anyone could search for her name it would be helpful.

[@dieselpoptart7606]

Here for the sauce

[@getoveryourself2212]

I’m here for that darkskin girl with curly hair.

[@BradleyPowers897]

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[@Burztur99]

@@BradleyPowers897 you sir, you are legend

[@prateikdixit6985]

Ozzy: Ignore the looks from others. Also Ozzy: Zooms in particularly to the player who's giving looks.

[@Sufisticated4U]

This guy has me in stitches 🤣 😂 😆, i didn't think ozzys had such sense of humour and then have the most hilarious comical analogies 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jochenstacker7448]

Try out DankPods and his subchannels, you're in for a treat.

[@arghjayem]

Ahhhh Techno Viking! I’d forgotten about that legend! Nice to see he’s still going round the internet!

[@LinaSaha-hf9nz]

"And eager for my validation, which I don't give out easily " I see what you did there😏 Nice going OZZY

[@senorcomentario6270]

"A common Jerry emerges from the bushes" 0:53

[@stanimirivanov6172]

Ozzy Man talking about the 99% that facked it hard, meanwhile I'm one of those that don't even make it to the video.

[@TashaBryanRENegade]

😂😂😂 One day, one day friend you shall get some Ozzy Glory 👍🍻

[@uz7699]

that's why guys like you and I need cameras to enter 99%, from then on we will attempt to enter 1% and fail but, we will have fun anyway

[@Dargoneth]

You're too bad at failing

[@TashaBryanRENegade]

@@uz7699 I have utter belief in this!!! 😂

[@ralphlazio505]

Love, love, love the “champagne girls” ❤️👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼💥😃

[@hoizkiacha]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6LEe52AZ5qjaKs

[@howareyousylar1]

@@hoizkiacha captain... thank you

[@Bakossi]

I think it’s hilarious that he just called James Harden an “every man” 😂😂

[@removalman7963]

He did make himself look pretty average 🤣

[@jamesreilly1054]

Expectations of uni: 🍺 😃 Reality: 🍺🍺🍺 😔

[@mrwizee8476]

James Harden an “every man” haha!

[@KingLeoXV]

he did him dirty 😂

[@mikkomalinen2641]

Well, at least he executed every man's summer training...

[@ajt690]

James harden is a little heavier than every man

[@tuckersossaman4485]

It’s you Ozzy man, you get me thru the day

[@smd6666]

I love love love this, and you have the gift of the gab truly mate. i hope i can spread this far and wide.

I'm not gonna lie. Techno Viking is so cool that he strikes fear and envy in me.

[@swollenshlong6925]

0:25 " He represents the MASSES". I see what you did there

[@5uck5ome]

Straight up called James Harden a classic every man lol, love Ozzy.

[@doctorf7501]

Was looking for this comment. A top-3 NBA superstar

[@jefflabbecomedy]

The dude who bonked himself with the basketball is my spirit guide

[@ilikestuffandstuff4127]

"Ohhhh here's Techno Viking!!" *nearly spits my drink all over my bed* 😅😅😅

[@orlandomando8486]

TECHNOVIKING HELL YEAH!!

[@d00mnoodle]

A yes a video about my life, nice.

[@budstermcgreen6360]

I always try to keep some "banger vibes" in my head holes! Cheers Ozzy man.. finally went ahead and hit that subscribe button! Joining the aussie family as it were. ✌️

[@neeraj.a7461]

0:40 that's actually impressive.

[@prateek2749]

0:25 he also IS the masses

[@j.p.holiday8899]

Australian burns are the funniest burns.

[@James-Specter]

Techno viking looks like he literally just came back from whooping some saxon arses

[@andrewpark6223]

Except ultimately the Anglo Saxons whooped their arses👍

[@stubbyseventhree2963]

@@andrewpark6223 except the Norman's where also viking decendants and came back to finish the job..

[@zogworth]

@@stubbyseventhree2963 and Italy, Scilly and the Balkans and Greece and then Antioch and up to the gates of Constantinople.

[@andrewpark6223]

@@stubbyseventhree2963 Actually they were mostly Franks.William was certainly descended from a Viking leader but most of troops certainly weren't.

[@andrewpark6223]

@Licorice Santa looking forward too it as as a proud descendant of Wessex folk😀

[@boppo8782]

Man i love this dude!!Funniest talk ever! 🍀🍀

[@jacobdolenc7994]

New side quest unlocked: have a terrible sleep schedule and be awake at 3Aam when an auzzie uploads on the other side of the world

[@ih2022]

17 past midnight and the third Ozzy man clip. Defo going to be up late for work Monday morning

[@Ellis01234567890]

Techno Viking now that's a throw back

[@benatimj6595]

Ozzy Man really just called James Harden a normal person 😂😂

[@StupiderWithAB]

I enjoy the stupidity. Almost as much as i enjoy the stupidity of my stupid comedy videos. 🤔 weird

[@Milamberinx]

In that moment he was all too normal.

[@jayjayrocket]

Ozzy man does not fear the beard

[@stradegy3338]

@@StupiderWithAB And the drainer comes along..piss off

[@pratyushmanandhar7296]

Lmao hardens better than pg too

[@BTMONE]

"Looking for my validation and I don't give it out easily" Ozzy man

[@AlienBond]

"How do we deal with failure? We lose our temper and cause more pain." Describing the human condition perfectly, is Ozzy Man. Thank you.

[@SandroCJT]

That was he wanted to say and he said it 0:45 😅

[@Splattertube]

That reminds me. I have to pay my entourage for last week. Thanks Ozzy Man!

[@cheerio4742]

"who do we have representing the rest of us?" i laugh my sh*t out of that

[@TheRootman626]

I love this man, 2 days of binge watching his videos and I can't stop laughing!! Keep up doing god's work bro.

[@anupammukherjee3791]

Really agree with the 99% to the 1% ratio

[@savage1901]

The cork hitting the man in the face!! 🤣🤣🤣🥴

[@timwormus]

I love that James Harden is representing the 99%

[@XaviRonaldo0]

"wacky, whack, wack it". I certainly shall to those sheilas with the champagne.

[@psychedelicpain420]

Technoviking not liking the memes about himself, makes him actually more badass

[@aaarodell]

Ozzyman made me spit out my coke and croisant @0:39 "That is not how bloody physics works" New T-shirt?

[@croakingfrog3173]

Love the Harden clip, that was hilarious

[@grondhero]

"That's not how physics works! I mean, evidently it is, but...." 🤣

[@ERT_Andretti]

When he said James Harden(curently best shooter in NBA) is the rest 99% I started laughing for 13.56 seconds. Btw love you Ozzy Man

[@LinaSaha-hf9nz]

Okay, that Venn diagram was pure genius. That's it I am buying your merch

[@kevinb314]

James Harden- wins NBA MVP OZZY man: look at that average joe

[@someguy2972]

Current NBA players are avg joes compared to previous decades.

[@Omarismail-vs4jl]

@@someguy2972 it is the other way around buddy

[@wayne3340]

I love it that he's completely ignorant about basketball. As am I. Rather watch hurling!

[@rociolu1422]

Nobody outside ‘merica knows who those people are

[@xelleretaXI]

@@rociolu1422 naah .NBA basketball is know well outside the States

[@dannychoriki1977]

James Harden being considered "Average like the rest of us." actually fucking killed me. You are a gem ozzy.

[@SkippyRo]

That basketball to James Harden's face couldn't have made me happier! Can't stand that guy.

[@vijaytgeorge]

"Who do we have representing the rest of us I don't know, some wanker with zero training" lolol

[@TheAmazingSpiderman87]

Expectations: I'm as cool as Ozzyman Reality: I'm just a wanker

[@gauthamv5898]

2:45 split stream! Morning problems Men will understand

[@Bluezee1]

Wow I really needed that laugh ! Great video

[@reenadufree3040]

Techno Viking! 😂😂😂

[@sevenwonders1717]

Holy Crap - those "Champaign Girls!"

[@rachitbhetwal8218]

Ozzy you missed expectation on Conor vs reality

[@jaynsilentboom]

Ozzy man: “Please whack it” Me: “No worries m8, I never stopped”

[@kevinkidiga4597]

The like button mate not your rooster

[@jfilm7466]

0:25 Looked like that white car dived into the pool for a moment 🤣

[@barnyardbrio7597]

love the commentary!!!!!!

[@TerminusAvid]

This was my first watch of Ozzy Man, this guy is hilarious! I haven't laughed through an entire video until this one!

[@user-ov5rn2io9x]

Thank you ozzy man for always making be laugh through tough times.

[@MrAustinMacklin]

Never been this early

[@sultancoltin7153]

Same

[@StupiderWithAB]

I enjoy the stupidity. Almost as much as i enjoy the stupidity of my stupid comedy videos. 🤔 weird

[@AoteroaRC]

Hahaha I bet your past partner's disagree

[@MrAustinMacklin]

@@nitzz34 I don’t give a fuck

[@olivierl2172]

@@StupiderWithAB Let's mark this guy's comments as spam.

[@patriciopage6579]

Ozzy, the hero. I've just discovered your channel and I didn't know I needed it so much.

[@walteralter9061]

The Ozster got his talk chops way the hell up there at the Hunter S. Thompson end of the elite spectrum. All hail Ozzy Man. Hail him.

[@nzt4890]

I'm going to start calling my ears my head holes. Thanks, Ozzy Man.

[@phoenixmacallan763]

"Techno Viking" lmfao! 🙏🏻🤣😂🤣😂

[@franciscooctavius5957]

“He will never buy champagne again”. Lmao Oz

[@jeronimomod156]

Yes yes yes I needed my Ozzy man video today🥳✊✊✊✊

[@kellyayotte7441]

I love Ozzy! Cheers from the frickin USA

[@brycesolomon9933]

The champagne all I was thinking is Christopher Walken in the “Continental” I was expecting the 2nd girl to be the one taking a cork off the face.

[@RealHIFIHelp]

Looks like a new sport: hot babes opening champagne bottles.

[@benjamingardner3314]

Hot is a generous description.

[@arunmahider]

@@benjamingardner3314 what is it u suggest?

[@jeromeclaessen3921]

Where did you get the footage of the SLS girls? Asking for a friend.

[@ddvsgd9508]

Look at the description.

[@balasmj]

Jerome Thank you for your question Ddv Sgd Thank you for your answer You both are heroes... Respect..!!

[@esterleng860]

..Yuck.

[@Ragadadalad]

@@esterleng860 Nice profile picture of you there ester. It's well appreciated. Sorry for bothering, i just needed to comment because I felt like there was a bond.

[@esterleng860]

Best comment about my profile picture I’ve gotten 😂

[@roryvonbrutt7302]

just as awesome on the rewatch ! ! !

[@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394]

0:39 "What the fuck... no! No. That is not how bloody physics works" 🍿🍿😂😂😂 😂😂