P. Diddy's Lawyer is A Clown

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[@keernalc5423]

The riddler defending the diddler

[@Altuser-w6b]

Replying before bots reply first

[@silentoccasion4359]

@@Altuser-w6b damn I think you won lmao

[@soulsless330]

This comment need more likes😂😂

[@camber_courtney5250]

Nothing else will ever top this comment

[@deny_all_spades]

​@@camber_courtney5250 *_"Doubt"_*

[@pedroribeiro544]

Diddy's Lawyer: "Diddy only bought 732 Baby oils its completely normal".

[@Daniel-zc5lf]

Either a fucker has a lawyer or you have an authoritarian regime where bad people and "bad" people don't have a line of defense. I really do not understand why humans sometimes are so dimwitted by their morality constraints that they don't understand how law works.

[@NewGuy478]

False info, he had 1000 baby oil bottles and 732 dildos

[@John_EMIYA_Miller]

I feel bad for that lawyer. He absolutely knows what's up, but because every person who walks into a courtroom is granted by the state the unassailable right to a fair trial (which is a VERY important right to have), he's essentially legally obligated to always answer in a way that at least attempts to help his client's case. Because if a defendant doesn't get a completely fair trail, they can get it appealed or even dismissed. Not a fun position to be in, and I'm certain he doesn't enjoy playing the fool... or he's like that Bishop from Castlevania and believes every word he's saying. In which case, I don't feel bad in the slightest.

[@dylaneckhoff2784]

@@John_EMIYA_Miller yes, I also feel bad for that lawyer who’s going to personally make well over $10 million on this case. 😂

[@MichaelHawkins-yd6ge]

He got good deal baby oil doesnt go bad

[@delusionalmerg1323]

if any condoms were found at diddy's house it was for the lawyer to make into rubber animal balloons

[@J.Lee83]

I had my suspicions.

[@Snorlaxiian]

🤣

[@Colonel.B.Sanders]

If you think Mr. Diddler uses protection you’d be sorely disappointed 😂

[@MiserablePizza]

@@Colonel.B.Sanders too dumb to know how to use a condom LOOL

[@CoolerV2]

@W-v9hno one really cares

[@SheronClymer]

You've got him all wrong, P.Diddy is just a loyal Costco member

[@DestroiNA]

Fr

[@DestroiNA]

You seem like a diddy diddler

[@dlcook]

😂😂

[@gilded2342]

stolen comment, shame on you

[@stizz19]

It's all about the Benjam....Costco rebates, baby'

[@KingJojoB]

It’s the fact diddy been admitting what he’s been doing for years

[@optimumplatinum2640]

hi bot

[@SnoopNaughty]

Extra thrilling

[@treasuretrails]

Having epic celebrity parties isn't a crime they are just coming for his money Diddy did nothing wrong this is a witch hunt.

[@Sadioli]

Fr, people have been making allegations for like 20yrs

[@Minimiki1758]

Tf is wrong with bots these days​?? ​@wariouttp-v9h

[@double1777]

I don’t know why he doesn’t just say “no comment” and save the defense for the court room

[@omegacxv8344]

He probably wants to get as much clout as possible from this lost cause lol

[@1dkmanok]

This makes me think there’s funny business going on. Like they’re going to rig the court case from both sides with two terrible lawyers to have most of it thrown out. All while making it a media spectacle. He has a lot of money and connections in high places. Which is why he’s gotten away with it this long.

[@zzxp1]

One of two, he either wants to dunk the case on purpose while faking to actually care or he was cornered out of the blue. He gains nothing from this.

[@vyx_nova]

@@1dkmanok Makes you wonder about how every time a celebrity scandal appears, something crucially important for the world to know is always incredibly underreported with little to no information except straight from the source.

[@lg6707]

Billable hours, the more he talks about baby oil the more he gets paid.

[@yeahyeah-s5b]

Better Call AnyoneElse

[@notveryrea1]

Lmaoooo

[@fonzoo_4920]

@W-v9h that dog was your dumahh grandma

[@justsoap4749]

​@W-v9hhow are you not banned yet

[@Youngson113]

Don't reply to bots guys, report and move on

[@hawnsolo]

​@@justsoap4749 Don't reply to them, your just giving them engagement.

[@Aquaman_AI]

7:18 “Without freak offs there would be no more people” is insane

[@nightcoreeclub]

i was conceived at a retro freakoff…

[@CantTellYou]

He might have a point. We won’t know for sure until a legal precedent is set to define “freak off”, which I am very much looking forward to

[@eagles2958]

"We're Costco guys, of course we buy 200 5 packs of baby oil!"

[@Bighomiehobbs]

“The more you buy the more you save” maybe diddy wanted to save the utmost

[@realbosstakea]

5 packs? they come in packs of 2!

[@heliosgnosis2744]

@@realbosstakea and 5 as well as 10 packs depending on where you go

[@the_one_and_carpool]

baby oil isnt illegal to own it was drugs smuggled in as baby oil

[@gregohrmund7197]

Sam’s Club guys, what do you got?

[@thejoeman0123]

5:20 "In front of God and Anime" is going to be my new catchphrase

[@Matt-hg2iz]

I second this

[@valemiaomuu7070]

It's actually a reference, search "I have the power of God and anime on my side", you won't regret it

[@thejoeman0123]

@@valemiaomuu7070 ive seen it. Ive just never thought to use it in a different context

[@liquidpaper1349]

Same

[@idiot_city5444]

How embarrassing

[@SuperAutoGaming]

How many dudes did Diddy diddle if Diddy did diddle dudes?

[@luke-space]

About Diddy Dhousand

[@yfAchoone]

a dillion

[@unonwerish8152]

@temponly-v6pget a life

[@JC_500]

A diddion dudes Diddy did diddle if Diddy did diddle dudes

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

​@@metrocop_elite So the answer is 0. Genius.

[@Beautiful-ModelBarbara-Hut-s1j]

No amount of Baby Oil will allow this Lawyer to get out of this with his reputation intact

[@811chelseafc]

I will say he’s in an impossible situation. I feel like it’s really easy for a lawyer to look like an idiot when there’s literally no defense for their client but they have to try.

[@showtimejojo274]

Like I don’t get the fake outrage for this dude literally doing his damn job 😂 he knows the dudes done for he just gettin paid and saying what any defense lawyer in this position would say

[@TVCorpRPG]

​@@showtimejojo274Theres no outrage, its just very funny seeing him trying his best to defend the undefensable

[@showtimejojo274]

@@TVCorpRPG maybe but whats funny in what’s obvious the dude getting paid to “defend” him so ofc he’s going to end up looking stupid

[@TVCorpRPG]

@@showtimejojo274 He looks very goofy and unprofessional while saying those things, thats why its funny

[@showtimejojo274]

@@TVCorpRPG hmm I wonder why he could be looking like that, almost like he’s “defending” an indefensible person 🤯

[@PAT.OS96]

Lets cut him some slack, bro has an absolute losing case. He is grasping at thin air. The desperation is profound 😂

[@roguedy]

I don’t think he’s trying too hard, there’s so much evidence against Diddy that any defense he tries to make has video evidence to refute it. He probably knows its a lost cause and just wants the fees from diddy

[@dirtydansdirtyhangout7485]

Dudes just trying to do what he was hired to do and he knew it was gonna be a losing battle. Diddy is the real monster, not this guy.

[@chokonnit7337]

idk how lawyers or firms work, didn’t this lawyer have to accept diddy as a client? because if he willingly accepted the job of defending diddy then the lawyer is stupid, and defending a molester violent rapist for money makes me feel no sympathy

[@PAT.OS96]

@@chokonnit7337 lawyers just grab this big cases imo because the client is desperate enough to pay out big loads of cash. Its such a losing battle but hey, gotta make money somehow, and if you can make money by scamming out diddy out of a good lawyer, that's all good for me

[@kileawesome]

@@chokonnit7337what lawyer wouldn’t, he’s getting a fat paycheck

[@Trevey151]

Diddler out here hiring clowns. It's the Diddler Riddler combo. Next he'll be bringing in a witness named Joker

[@TrackpadProductions]

Didn't he dress up as the Joker a few years ago?

[@Scazoid]

Jonkler

[@pondbrothers806]

Joe Kurr

[@OliverMullins-mz3pl]

Didler ridler hits hard

[@funfeels]

i dont get this joke. riddler isnt a clown.

[@harleysrocknrollchat]

"I've been with him since 8:00 this morning". A full day. 8 hours measured in Diddy talk is at least 200 bottles of baby oil.

[@Chessegggs]

0:50 reminds me of the "buuuuuuuutttf" 😂😂

[@thomasmontgomery805]

😂😂

[@ImVerySensational]

what video is that

[@plum.world.entertainment]

wish he said it again😭😭

[@Chessegggs]

​@@ImVerySensationalHorrible Celebrity Apology Video At 5:09

[@Syndicate_LS]

@@plum.world.entertainmenthe shoulda

[@KantiDTM]

Did you see Justin Bieber saying he wants to protect Billie Eilish from the higher ups? That boy has seen some shit

[@patrickpoppy9891]

That was years ago

[@isaacgarcia472]

@@patrickpoppy9891diddy been terrorizing the music industry since the early 90s

[@misty5882]

@@patrickpoppy9891 and diddy has been doing this for years, what is your point???

[@SABbrew]

​@@patrickpoppy9891 Still very relevant today.

[@SABbrew]

Diddy is just the fall guy. Imagine the rest of them.

[@Kulkogo]

“Your honor… *nuh uh* “

[@Save_our_soulsV7]

The judge: The Fuck you mean Nuh uh!?

[@foo_dz]

@@Save_our_soulsV7"Sorry, your honor. Nuh uh means nuh uh."

[@Elivous91]

You hear that judge?? Cleared.

[@Whiterunguard455]

​@@foo_dz "THE FUCK IS NUH UH !!!!!"

[@dannydamnmendez]

Source(s): trust me

[@enderkatze6129]

In this lawyer's defense He IS defending P. Diddy. He's trying his best, okay? It's not his fault he's fighting an unwinnable case.

[@umairashraf5167]

Honestly,I thought that Casey Anthony's case was unwinnable

[@horushyperion76]

If he is a public defender fair. if not he had a choice but a bag is a bag

[@ggwp638BC]

@@horushyperion76 Lawyers offer a service similar to doctors in a sense. Just how a surgeon has to save the life of even the worst of criminals, attorneys have to defend even the worst of individuals. And sure I don't think Diddy is innocent, but if you ever find yourself in a situation where he everything is against you but you know you're innocent, you DO need someone to believe you and fight for your rights.

[@ailtommoto1226]

It’s like with Amber heard lawyers

[@AidanJeffryes]

Fun Fact: Johson&Johnson baby oil stock market crashed the same time P.Diddy was arrested.

[@mollygriffin5474]

Thats kinda unfair since their only mistake was indirectly and unknowingly selling baby oil to a criminal.

[@ArndtBrauer_]

@@mollygriffin5474 That's how the stock market works, a lot of it is about perception and image.

[@Pjbassjam]

Yes!!😮❤

[@birdofprey9762]

Other fun fact: sharks have existed on this planet longer than trees have

[@XadePsyconic]

lmao

[@Jerrellzerox]

I liked the video at 4:09 cause that’s when the lawyer started going against his client for a sec “what do you need a thousand babies oil bottles for? He has a big house? etc.”

[@Devine69-]

Mark says beating women is a no no but let’s get back to the sex trafficking case😭

[@StunningModelAaliyahAustin-s6b]

Honestly, I can't even fault the dude. If your job was to defend Sean Combs, what would you realistically do differently when faced with such an impossible task and egregious facts? I certainly wouldn't be able to make it sound any less ridiculous if I was put in the position of having to try to plausibly explain this stuff...

[@Psiros]

And he's getting paid a lot to boot.

[@Ayyjay1952]

Bot

[@groudonmario]

I mean just dont take interviews, your a lawyer not a pr guy keep it to the court case

[@pensandshakers]

I'll only start to get ticked if Diddy gets off. Right now he has a right to a lawyer and he has the right to use his money to pay someone instead of using a public defender.

[@theghostofthomasjenkins9643]

@@groudonmario when it's going to be a jury trial, he is absolutely a PR guy. he needs to get as much people believing as much of this as possible in hopes someone who does believe it winds up on the jury.

[@tobyd6491]

Diddy deserves 1 year for each bottle of Baby oil.

[@Braxton-m8w]

Immortality : activated

[@Amb252]

Well he's never getting out bro is cooked

[@bbdi548]

@@Amb252no shit

[@blujaebird]

There was a "gun expert" at the Rust armorer case and he immediately picked up a gun and waved it around, scaring everyone in the room. I can't imagine the ridiculousness that goes on in every day court cases that aren't about famous people.

[@dontfallyoumighthurtyourse4694]

Remember when the prosecutor in the case against Kyle rittenhouse waved a rifle around and was aiming it at the jury? Wild shit.

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

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[@ThisGuyDannyyy]

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[@tempbiscuit7990]

bet

[@ThisGuyDannyyy]

Here before people starts glazing in the replies for being first

[@ThisGuyDannyyy]

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[@mrberrow]

isnt it a sponge or something?

[@Mvson11]

Can’t get mad at em for doing his job tho

[@itsjustmenova]

Dude really just can’t understand that an official report is an official report

[@Marlena499]

"I really don't think it was a thousand" What you think doesn't mean anything if they found a thousand 💀

[@islandmank]

I'm not defending him, but it wouldn't be the first time the govt lied on an official report. That being said, even having 20 bottles of baby oil would be weird!

[@Robot_repeater]

I mean, when your job is defending the indefensible, and the evidence is stacked up against you, there really isn’t much you can do.

[@YASIGURII]

Yeah, I dont know what they expect of him. That's why it is better to just dont do interviews as a lawyer.

[@theghostofthomasjenkins9643]

@@YASIGURII not if it's a jury trial. you absolutely want to convince someone who could be a juror that diddy is innocent before they get to trial.

[@sctkarter1111]

Idk anything about being a lawyer. Can you not decline defending certain people? I feel like no amount of money is worth defending this level of evil especially when they’re very clearly guilty

[@stxcks23]

this is a once in a lifetime opportunity so I’m not mad at his lawyer for this

[@YASIGURII]

@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Thanks for the info, we dont have jury trial where I live. Then he is just doing his job.

[@deadlyspaghetti1]

Bro is more of a clown than Buggy from One Peice

[@marcotat710]

Don't you dare do my boy Buggy dirty like that

[@TojiFushigoroWasTaken]

​@temponly-v6pwho asked.....know your place mindless bot who can't feel emotions

[@kans4629]

I would say he should perform at Birthday parties, but let's be real: anyone defending Diddy needs to stay TF away from kids parties.

[@deadlyspaghetti1]

@@marcotat710 lawyer is just as much of a fraud too

[@The-Real-MrMan-1]

Why are you disrespecting buggy?

[@kevinkoster8066]

Keep an eye on the government while all this is happening

[@Kati_P]

The thing is, successful defense attorneys have to pretend that they believe their client is innocent. It's part of the whole right to representation thing. If your lawyer doesn't act like they believe you're innocent, there's not a jury in the world who will believe you either. If you want to be a successful defense attorney in this crap world you need to be a better actor than most of the people who grace the big screen today.

[@xXMegaToastXx]

Yeah, the whole point of a defense attorney is that they are supposed to help you get the best possible outcome from your trial. First they're gonna try to prove you innocent, if that fails you're gonna take some kind of plea deal or whatever to lighten the sentence, if that fails you contest the trial on whatever tiny hope of mishandled evidence or something.

[@1_____________________]

Not necessarily. The job of the attorney is to get the most lenient legal outcome. This often involves trying to prove their clients innocent, but with evidence beyond reasonable doubt, it's not as common and rather goes the "well yes this happened but..." way.

[@AlexGabby-rp1lc]

i agree and do we really want good actors as lawyers? people would get away with alot more...

[@Whatever22856]

Insulting the intelligence of the jury won’t help him either lol

[@darksilver8576]

The thing is, if you want to be a successful defense attorney people are going to hate you for keeping monsters on the street and depriving victims of Justice. Should we give O.J's defense a round of applause for "doing a good job" To all the comments saying "but it's their job" eat shit. Being paid doesn't make it better.

[@SamTheUndying]

Honestly the amount of Baby oil surounding this case is wild

[@mwilson5449]

It's pretty slippery.

[@xRakanishu]

it's confusing. What's incriminating about baby oil? lmao

[@BooleanGemini]

It's just stuff that was seized. Like the 24/7 CCTV footage of 30 or more different cameras spanning across decades. The truth will be discovered ​@@xRakanishu

[@_TedKaczynski]

​@@xRakanishu lubricant

[@CocaSoula]

4:31 Charlie's impression of the lawyer's voice has me in tears

[@Poison_narcotic2]

It was spot on too

[@Coller_2G]

Do you think my music is trash!??

[@wawfulpawt2763]

Sounded like great voice acting to be fair o.o

[@dann7876]

@W-v9hwhat is wrong with you

[@devist8er117]

He sounded like Dr. Doofenshmirtz 😂

[@josh22920killer]

So what do you think of this video evidence of diddy beating his girlfriend? Well as you know i grew up in a middle class family...

[@WH250398]

I understand why lawyers exist but... It is so hard to feel sympathy for them sometimes.

[@ferretyluv]

They got Cosby off the hook due to a technicality. They’re scum.

[@Shanea-cb6dx]

Yeah sometimes they do need money though and sometimes other people have to do something less moral than we do to make those ends meet, I'm not sure if this guy needs money though.

[@facemonkeys]

He’s a defense attorney. They are a core component of the legal system, and everyone has a constitutional right to be defended in court

[@CartoDarko]

​@@facemonkeys still a loser

[@thecrepeofdeath]

​@@facemonkeysyeah, people like to say they hate lawyers until they need one, lol. there are scumbags and good people in every profession.

[@SamTheUndying]

Diddy is finally getting what he deserves. Im curious about all the other Diddys that are currently going around unnoticed

[@BlackPillVillain]

Or Epstein's

[@Tnerbicus]

I can’t blame the lawyer for having a shit cover story. I mean really how can you defend this?

[@winning3329]

Lawyer is going to take diddys money and diddy will still be in jail

[@Moonshine449]

@@winning3329I think that was the lawyer’s intention from the start. Don’t need a job if you got Diddy money

[@peterbenko9395]

Aint no money like Diddys money ... 😅

[@erichwagner6958]

His lawyer is having to defend a bunch of things that aren’t crimes lol. Having a bunch of baby oil and having freak offs isn’t a crime. Trafficking and racketeering are.

[@eddiehughes5947]

Exactly the lawyer doing his job y would you think he’s a clown when your don’t no the man guy is getting millions so he and he’s family can eat that’s what he signed up for

[@Michael21D]

7:26 oh no!!! Change that batteries, you opening yourself up xbox live vc!😭

[@whitejames69]

Well well well😂😂

[@keeganwilson2868]

I see Diddy Blackstein has hired Saul Goodman from TEMU

[@wellthatgotweird]

😂😂

[@jormagamer1634]

or like any lawyer at all. It is not like this lawyer deserves any ridicule - all of us would say exactly the same stuff since we couldn't admit guilt as a defence attorney.

[@16driver16]

​@jormagamer1634 no... I would say nothing and be a better representative doing so... I would say "I think we're done here" and leave

[@tjcvader32]

Cornball

[@saboorkhan1679]

That aint no saul goodman, thats paul badwoman. Dont insult saul like that

[@rottytopszombiewaifu5249]

He might as well be Amber Heard or Chris Chan's lawyer.

[@juannaym8488]

Chris Chan's lawyer was honestly pretty competent Public defender without much of a reputation from Virginia, got Chris Chan out after, what, 2 years? If even that. Despite incest charges with a direct admittance of Chris Chan, and despite Chris Chan's behavior before the court

[@Carter-nl2]

Why do all of these rich people have the worst lawyers, literally how do you find these people

[@jonnypaspula]

I think many talented lawyers don’t want to take these cases if it’s evident they can’t make a solid argument at all, so the rich people who are obviously guilty get lawyers who care about money and literally nothing else. As another commenter said, the kind of people who will debase themselves on Twitch if not for the law degree. That being said the system still needs them, as Combs cannot be properly charged and sentenced without some kind of defense

[@omegacxv8344]

That's cause good lawyers are keeping a major distance to these cases. They know it's a lost cause and don't wanna besmirch their name and brand with that.

[@Kiárán92]

This lawyer is fully aware what these "freak offs" really were, he’s aware of the recorded videos that were seized. He’s aware of the of the baby oil numbers the photos have been leaked. It’s his job to downplay and convince it’s all blown out of proportion and he is innocent all along. He’s lying and he knows he is.

[@NoodleGoblin]

I mean, someones gotta look like a dumbass to legally defend this shit

[@GredelsRage]

Got mine through a satanic ritusal involving a carebear, 1000 bottles of baby oil, 2 lbs of magic mushrooms and a young moose.

[@steelhurricane4089]

I’m in no way defending diddy at all, but honestly, the best thing the lawyer could have said is that diddy was a private citizen and his purchases are his decisions.

[@Ohnothetableits]

As a lawyer you should be able to discern which case is worth fighting, and which ones will tank your reputation, and ratio. Bro made his bed. He can lay there.

[@Roben1221]

Well with the money from diddy, he can probably lay there for the rest of his life sadly.

[@saboorkhan1679]

Not sure about this case in general, but its not uncommon for lawyers working in a firm to get assigned a case like this where they have to take it or risk looking incompotent to their bosses. That being said, the lawyer here could totally just be an idiot too.

[@iswm]

the attorney was assigned by diddy's tiny hat enthusiast handlers. he works for the criminal organization that owns diddy.

[@enderkatze6129]

Well, someone's gotta do it

[@jackwilson5542]

Well it is an indefensible case to be fair. He will make millions or maybe even 8 figures out of it though.

[@MrTortiePlays]

2024 gotta be the worst year to be an influencer

[@MrTortiePlays]

​@temponly-v6p what home? All i saw was a cardboard box

[@mehrufus3763]

@@MrTortiePlaysdont entertain bots

[@EEa-w3t]

Maybe we should stop with the influencers for the rest of the year

[@JC_500]

​@@MrTortiePlays they add that bit on the end with all the dots so when you report it and the KZbin reviewers translate it, it says something different so it has less of a chance of getting taken down

[@jordiescuer8240]

@temponly-v6p youre such a sick dude.

[@TheGoofyAhhDoge]

"If diddy has 1000 bottles of baby oils and the police confiscate 1000 of the bottles, How many bottles of baby oil does diddy have? (make sure to show your work)"

[@kanarokan6060]

I was expecting him to say something wild like "Well, my client maybe has a lot of babies in his house"

[@no_girlz6253]

why does he sound like an alian trying to describe what humans do on day to day basis 😭😭

[@TheGreatPewpyOne]

Why did you misspell alien?

[@no_girlz6253]

​@@TheGreatPewpyOne 2am over here, didn't notice

[@hyperdymented7448]

​@@no_girlz6253where on earth is it 2am? I'm genuinely curious

[@tenisonolson]

5:45 bro really said “let’s not get into semantics”💀💀💀

[@step_on_a_lego_6948]

Yk I think I heard somewhere that each bottle of baby oil was 2gallons. Who needs a 2 gallon bottle of baby oil let alone 1,000 of them

[@MCDexpo]

Did you see Ke$ha re-recorded and then re-released her song "Tik Tok" with the line "Wake up in the morning *like F+CK P-DIDDY*" ?

[@youraveragestupidweeb7433]

WHERE DO I FIND THIS 🤣🤣

[@DisciplineOfThePluto]

That's rad not gonna lie

[@Pjbassjam]

Yes!!!!❤❤

[@squadam2681]

(Edit- i have nothing againt kesha or a lot of these other ppl deleting their tweets n what not but im not the only one who thinks this either, just very weird and fishy) i feel like shes trying to deflect and save her own ass if u ask me. It really seemss like a way to make ppl think she never went to his parties, one quick google sesrch you see her and diddy smiling on a sofa clearly both on drugs. She knew what was happening.

[@spamtong.spamton8416]

Kesha being turbo based as usual.

[@Dooferification]

why is no one asking the real question... why are we making oil out of babies?

[@Marta1Buck]

Pro choice, bro

[@BooleanGemini]

It's just another byproduct. The adrenochrome is what they're really after. 😂

[@PaulRecruiter]

2000 ah comment 😭

[@BooleanGemini]

@@PaulRecruiter ignorant ah person

[@unnamedindividual5688]

Renewable

[@kartooncartoony]

So The Diddler and The Joker finally teamed up

[@hyperdymented7448]

Never thought that sentence would be said in human history until now

[@truebrowncanadian]

Pretty sure mad Hatter is closer to Diddy puns than joker but I guess, tis the KZbin comments section..

[@LabMatt]

The Jonkler

[@Geone1073]

​@@truebrowncanadian I think it was a game grumps joke

[@BigBoyJay_69]

10 second internet search shows wholesale baby oil websites. Out of all the things to trash on Diddy, buying baby oil is the most normal thing he's done

[@feeaky]

7:26 change the batteries, Charlie.

[@clownbobjr]

so glad i’m not the only one that heard that 💀 cmon charlie

[@Michael21D]

Oop I just heard it after the 3rd time

[@YokiDokiPanic]

Arson time.

[@Lester-ue1jf]

Ion get it

[@beans_1373]

@@Lester-ue1jf smoke detectors beep when theyre low on battery

[@OmnipresentYouTubeCommenter]

P. Diddy’s lawyer is not a clown, he’s the whole circus. 🎪

[@KyleCrawford-ww5bf]

is he supposed to not do what he’s paid for😭

[@vinque4592]

Bro is stacked against impossible odds but he still need to try to do his job somehow give him a break 😭🙏

[@Smue111]

@W-v9hragebait

[@nousername8162]

respectfully, i dont think you understand how the justice system works. the point is to defend your client as well as you can, regardless of if they are guilty or not. this is exactly how it should be happening, and laughing at it as if its something ridiculous is missing the point of justice. he is literally just doing his job man, why tf are you calling him a clown for that.

[@thicclegendfeep4050]

Alright, we have Epstein if he was Black, now where is Epstein if he was Chinese ?

[@Ipc9929]

anyone want to step up rq? 🤑

[@FireForger]

That would be chinese Winnie the pooh, aka the communist dictator of china

[@My_Balls]

Detective Mullen is on the case

[@Ohnothetableits]

In Mexico buying baby oil

[@djtreq]

In China holding blackmail on half of the highest level CCP members. I can't even fathom the level of corrupt indulgence that goes on in some of those circles.

[@lampcat-x6y]

The thing people aren’t getting about the baby oil- if you are covered in oil, laying on tile and high off god knows what…. You’re not leaving. You’re not getting up and walking out of there. It’s WAY more vile and sinister than people are thinking

[@NormanTiner]

Jesus Christ... Thanks for the visual.

[@kurtkingston9252]

good point dude

[@darcymoon2109]

Yes

[@Colonel.B.Sanders]

Damn… now that you mention it, sadly it totally makes sense

[@keeferChiefer007]

Reminds me of the diddy video that just resurfaced of a dude obviously super super high and laying face down on a bench. Diddy is just recording him and joking about it, really disturbing stuff.

[@verpsa1295]

This genuinely feels like an episode of law and order special victims unit 😂😂

[@woody8577]

Why baby oil? 5W30 can be bought by the drum. Then they might think he was just “servicing” his whips.😂

[@SamTheUndying]

No amount of Baby Oil will allow this Lawyer to get out of this with his reputation intact

[@planescaped]

When you're the type of lawyer who defends the wealthy and obviously guilty, shame and dignity are things you've long since abandoned. These are the same type of people who'd be debasing themselves on Twitch for tips if they'd not gone for a law degree.

[@xavierb9061]

When he wins, hes getting more money n mor3 cases. If guilty diddy had months to leave country

[@misterdragon9253]

@@planescapedrequired by law or something

[@Coller_2G]

Do you think my music is trash or??

[@DefinitelyNotACorgi]

" *Consensual* adults doing what *consensual* adults do"

[@Sayafa45295]

I heard that diddy's kid joined in too

[@username7763]

Baby oil is mineral oil. Everyone knows, power transformers typically are mineral-oil cooled. He was likely building and operating large power equipment. Also some computer enthusiasts submerge their computer in mineral-oil for the same reason. Absolutely the likeliest scenario, cannot think of any other possible use he'd have for the baby oil. 😏

[@BloodyM56]

You should be diddys lawyer

[@SlashinatorZ]

He could have claimed Diddy was buying them up in bulk to sell them back at a higher price

[@KingSlyy66z]

@@BloodyM56😂😂

[@OnterribleBlows]

honestly "but hes not being indited for beating women" from his lawyed comes off as lawyer speak for "thank god that's not what i have to act like he didnt do though"

[@LadyMajolish]

Look at my lawyer dawg I am gonna go to jail 😫🙏

[@NoNo-do1wd]

I guess the lawyer think about it like “I get paid to do my job and my job is to lie so that’s just what I’ll do” 🤣💀

[@Meowface.]

6:06 “i’ve been with him since 8 o’clock this morning, it’s almost 3 now.. and my client did not grape me even once”

[@Deadlyvoltage3]

I know his lawyers defense regarding the abuse video is stupid but that’s what lawyers have to do. So long as their client doesn’t directly confess their guilt to the lawyer, they have to run the case as if their client is completely innocent and the circumstances just look horrible

[@МихалПалыч-э7т]

6:32 "Fein"

[@BooleanGemini]

No. A fiend like a devil or a demon 👿 Fien is not a word, and is a bastardization of fiend. Feening is something different, someone who craves drugs. Itching for that crack or meth. Could be used for other things like "feening for video games" could be interpreted the same. Fein is not a word. Probably another bastardization. I'm assuming it's a bastardization of feen but not too sure.

[@lomando3290]

​@@BooleanGemini fein

[@BooleanGemini]

👍 ​@@lomando3290

[@bryandiaz1193]

@@BooleanGeminiFein

[@jlaso.]

@@BooleanGeminifein

[@SlashinatorZ]

It would have been a better defense to claim that Diddy was trying to scalp the baby oil market. Buy them in bulk then sell them back at a higher price.

[@gtijason7853]

He's just a wise businessman, buy low sell high that's all it is

[@XanderYTV]

A lawyers job is to ensure that the burden is placed on the court to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that someone is guilty. And in the age of Missouri killing innocent men i think we should give innocent lawyers as much leeway as needed. Obviously Diddy is guilty, obviously the lawyer knows that.

[@Freekymoho]

He's not a bad guy, I dont think. As obviously guilty as diddy is, he's still entitled to a legal spokesperson whose job it is to make sure the state carries out the trial process correctly

[@Eric42868]

Ain't no party like a diddy party

[@WH250398]

Reading this I'm just wondering, how diddy come up with that?

[@marloncebo242]

​@@WH250398LeBron said it

[@WH250398]

@@marloncebo242 diddy really?

[@ToeMcTaggins]

Well he did tell us that he wouldn't stop even if we said nhaanhhanhha 😂

[@2DucksInABomberJacket]

​@@WH250398 that's genuinely the funniest pun I've seen inna year

[@ToxicFruitSnack]

Both EDP445 and Diddy have many things in common: like the fact they shouldn’t exist in society but unfortunately they do!

[@jodijohnson3488]

Baby oil multipack research on point.

[@Aries-TheRam]

I heard somewhere that the Costco CEO said that they don’t even sell baby oil

[@the_hce]

Diddy had enough baby oil to fill multiple swimming pools 😭

[@jds8438]

He had enough baby oil to drown a blue whale and still have some left over

[@zacfrancis6365]

What kinda pools are you swimming in…?

[@prithvisingh7347]

No he dint. Stop lying for clout

[@outlastingflame1614]

​@@prithvisingh7347No hE dINT

[@null8625]

he would need 4,250,000 20 FL Oz bottles to fill one Olympic size pool

[@Bluhbluh566]

@3:58 I wasn't looking at my screen so imagine my surprise upon hearing Morty Smith defending P. Diddy

[@jm_r245]

Lol it's what Morty would sound like in his 40s

[@Teriyaki-2006]

lawyers will defend literally anything if they get paid good

[@TrackpadProductions]

That is - and I cannot stress enough how literally I mean this - the _entire_ job of a defence lawyer.

[@williamhardee8863]

The idea is that everyone is entitled to a lawyer no matter the charge. They justify it as, everyone deserves to have someone to defend them because it’s a human right.

[@jackdemerritt5189]

That's his job

[@excaliburknives3572]

That’s how they make money dude.

[@UltraGasLighterSupreme]

That's literally their job And a basic right. It's the 6th ammendment.

[@Big_Z6]

Let’s not forget that those were not regular bottles, I remember hearing they were 2 GALLON bottles…..

[@cheese9303]

P diddy is never getting out 🙏

[@Ardeun-eg3qq]

33s ago hits different

[@chesterhernandez49]

fr

[@Koffi09]

Real

[@Tdfries]

God I hope these fucking comments stop soon.

[@KTO2nd]

0:01 to restart the video

[@quieteron1516]

no shit he’s his lawyer

[@BLGStudios]

Oh boy… this is gonna be fun…

[@mooma10]

Why are we going after the lawyer? It's his job to do this. Let's keep it on Diddy, the monster. Please

[@alexjv1370]

I actually agree. We already know lawyers will look stupid or silly when defending an obviously quilty person but it’s their job. I feel bad for the dude because any lawyer was going to look like an idiot defending this guy.

[@tron-8140]

@@alexjv1370 He is not obligated to give these interviews. He is choosing to defend Diddlers public perception. He must think that getting his name out there is good for business. I have my doubts.

[@hentaimage95]

He is not obligated to defend P.diddy, his choice his responsibility. If you believe in a soul you know he will be damned for "doing his job" as much as nazis.

[@theghostofthomasjenkins9643]

@@tron-8140 why wouldn't he give interviews? with a potential jury trial, he has to sew enough reasonable doubt to the public as well as the court room. he has no idea who will be on the jury, so this is the best way.

[@niggamancer6985]

​@@tron-8140he is its part of the job you might only know lawyer from TV shows but theres a lot that goes into winin a case one being public imagine

[@jred2day766]

1:11 Ace attorney reference 🥶🥶

[@WowBlankpage]

roblox

[@Ofbosama]

@@WowBlankpagegross

[@trismica]

his voice cracks every time he knows he's talking out his ass like here 7:11

[@DefinitelyNotACorgi]

1000 Baby oils is crazy

[@SoxyGamer]

finally charlie is on my feed again - just noticed u werent coming up on my feeeeed....come on youtube I need more charlie

[@Yolot123]

Bro you're a channel member

[@SoxyGamer]

@@Yolot123 I know :) no idea why youtube isnt listing all his vids on my feed - the way it should be!

[@Coller_2G]

Do you think my music is trash or??

[@nadiaalvarez2023]

6:50 I too gained a frown on my face

[@serioustable8659]

Why yes, my client is a total sleaze. He records all of it and the people involved didn't even agree to everything. They found 1000s of bottle of oil just like the report said. And he beats women as you can see on video. There is lots of evidence in favor of these accusations. What do you mean I'm disbarred?

[@JulianaBittencourt24]

Agnifilo defended Keith Raniere. Nuff said.

[@raemackinnon]

Failed at that and now he'll fail again lmao

[@Shrnirpledorp]

This is funny but these lawyers will genuinely get people like that out n brag like they done nothing wrong. It’s horrible to watch saying it’s just sex 😂 no no it isn’t

[@UltraGasLighterSupreme]

It's their job. And it's literally the 6th ammendment.

[@Shrnirpledorp]

@@UltraGasLighterSupremestill wrong 😂 couldn’t pay me to do sum shi like that in fact I probably couldn’t live with that on my mind

[@UltraGasLighterSupreme]

@Shrnirpledorp idk how it works in Scotland but here no matter what you're accused of or how bad it looks, everyone has the right to have a defense lawyer. No matter what, someone is going to defend him. At least this one is getting a bag.

[@xavierb9061]

If recorded and they are defending, not looking to plea and get deal...cant be that guilty. Charges also dont make claims of abuse on tape

[@misterdragon9253]

@@Shrnirpledorpbrother this isn’t picking a case if no lawyer takes it one is assigned by law

[@AdmiredCat]

2:26 LMAOOOOO

[@Polaris_Real]

Commenting for the algorithm :3

[@jadekisses]

shocker lawyer does what their paid to do

[@amicableenmity9820]

*they're. And lawyers like him still suck sorry

[@jjjws8]

@@amicableenmity9820 soon womp womp discordian

[@roguedy]

He’s not paid to improvise public statements that make no sense, he’s paid to defend him in court

[@tron-8140]

Lawyers are paid to defend their client in the courtroom. He is not obligated to give interviews where he tries to sway public opinion. Are you a P Diddler fan or something? Sad you didnt get to go to a freak-off?

[@shroomieboi8888]

Ive never been this early

[@tarin4730]

lol

[@Mr.James.M]

Me too. Idk what to do

[@Pgs6669]

Same 😭

[@rblxmac]

i was early once when one of his videos was 18 seconds ago

[@dubdddbudz2trash79]

Me neither