[P1] ThePaSch Plays: Jazzpunk

Welcome to Jazzpunk! Take a seat and have some drugs - or don't, because for this game, you probably won't even need any to feel like you're high.
Y'know, I'm usually supposed to use this space to describe the video - or, in this case, game - that you're currently watching or about to watch. With Jazzpunk, however, this normally very simple task is proving to be... /quite/ difficult, to say the least.
So, instead, just let me describe what actually happens in Jazzpunk. So, you see, you're an agent tasked to do various missions, and... uh... and then...
...uh.
Y'know what? No amount of explaining will adequately convey just what the living hell this fucking game is about. So just go ahead and watch the video, alright?