pablo sanchez joins the humongous rockets on backyard baseball

[@Poofesure]

it is painful to be a humongous rockets fan

[@liasuckslmao]

ok

[@jaden3203]

You look like a chicken nugget

[@mortisthemagnificent376]

It is

[@justinee5446]

Poofesure yes

[@BruhBoy777]

:P

[@metraking192]

Imagine him as a Little League Coach, he would have the guts to say to a parent that their kid sucks

[@mr.sideous2340]

*casually kills child*

[@hithere4289]

"you kids fucking suck ass"

[@chanteller2011]

Yep i do so too.

[@willlonganbach2734]

Haha

[@endergirl1421]

And “I WANT TO KILL ALL OF YOU!!”

[@CZsWorld]

You can skip the dialogue by pressing escape

[@Roxie.the.rx8]

Nah it alt + f4

[@eclipse619_]

You could have told him that last time but ok

[@soyzoo673]

a bit late my guy

[@Icerope-km9lu]

He WANTS to escape after this game lmao

[@orion_6346]

Wdym it’s alt f4

[@kyleschwartz2501]

Moms at children’s games: It’s okay Sidney you’ll do better next time keep your head up. Dads at children’s games: 14:51

[@MineKat]

Ikr xD

[@emperorvince200.]

I was practically scream laughing XD

[@seza1695]

S̸̡̩͓͔̯͔͈̞͚̟̗̈́̋̓̿̐̿͌̃͂Ǐ̷̡͚̠̺̻͔̦̪̞̂̍̑D̷̥̠̩̳̬͙̗̈́͊̇̾͑̎͝ͅN̶̨͇̭̰̜͌̿̆̏̏̍̅͐̌́̾͜͠È̷̛̠̈́͆͋̃̇̈́̀̅̌̕͠Y̸̧̛̮͕͙͎͎̱̯̻͈̳͚͂̄̅̒̊̆̂̉̄̎͊͜ ̴̢̟̱̹̻͇͖͒̅̏̈́Y̷̢̠͚̘̬̼͔̾O̴̡̦̲̺̙͈͈̹͆̄̏͑͛͆̈́͐̈͌̒̽̂́Ų̶̥̗͇̻̳̞̓̑́̀̇̽͋̌̓̌̀̕͘ ̵̧̡̛̳̳̻͍̻̠̭͔̘̿͂́̈́͆̏̃͌̀͘S̵͇̰̰̠̩̤̟̖̅̐Ụ̶̢̧͙̩̫̟͔̥͍̬͎̈̑̇͐̿͑͌̽͝C̶̮̰̾K̴͓̦͙̱͔̳͋͐͐̽͋͌

[@berekinbe6966]

SYDNEY YUSUCK!

[@joemammoth1]

THE WHITE CHICKS ARE OFF!!!!

[@bruceh.5409]

“The media’s even against us” really got me for some reason

[@gotyourtags30]

8:53

[@nintendofan1749]

- RNC 2015 - 2020

[@sophiefilo16]

"Joella" "Janelle" It's no wonder Jocinda keeps messing up. The poor girl's probably having an identity crisis mid-game...

[@uainjansun]

Plotwist: she's a clone

[@ryanmix3753]

Underrated comment

[@raat_poison]

I think he saw the other kid named joella in the corner and it got in his head or something lol

[@abigbutterstick1780]

I loved that and then he does call her Jocinda so she had 3 names in one 20 minute video.

[@meghan_.]

don’t forget joconda😭😭

[@Detroit1Time]

I think the humongous rockets would give the Orioles a run for their money.

[@zachservello7846]

stfu the O’s are a respected... oh who am i kidding we fkin blow

[@philly_sports1558]

I bet everyone on the team is a better hitter than Chris Davis is....

[@rudyflores5540]

philly_ sports Pablo is better then Chris Davis hands down

[@chuckjeno]

as an Orioles fan, I’m so mad at this false statement. jk we suck ass

[@scrateswpo1659]

@@chuckjeno we used to be mild. Not to good but not to bad. But we are the Baseball Miami Dolphins

[@jayer117]

Here's what your lineup needs to be man: 1. Pete LF 2. Sally 3B/1B 3. Pablo CF 4. Kiesha RF 5. Jochinda 1B/3B 6. Achmed C 7 & 8. Sidney/ Ashley SS/2B 9. Kenny P Pete, Pablo and Kiesha are your fastest players, put them in the outfield. You can also put Pablo anywhere on the field, he's good at every position. Jochinda and Sally are your best defensive players, you can put them anywhere in the infield but they're slow as fuck so don't put them in the outfield. Put the twins in the middle infield cause where the fuck else are you gonna put them. Achmed is trash in the field, put him somewhere where he doesn't have to catch balls that are thrown to him often. Kenny is obviously a pitcher. Boom, there you go.

[@alvarosolanoredondo1165]

Jesus Christ

[@barackobama9272]

Yeah I’d put Jocinda at first too because she’s slow af

[@Ee-md7fg]

Baseball knowledge right there putting PABLO at leadoff is a shit Decision bc he is good at hitting and running which is a good clean up hitter

[@chrismaxwell6192]

Achmed usually batted 2nd or 5th in my lineups. The dude hit fucking nukes.

[@Medium_Johnson]

@@Ee-md7fg Pablo should bat 2nd or 3rd that way you can get him as many PAs as possible while still giving him the chance to bat with runners on base. That's why Mike Trout usually bats 2nd or 3rd.

[@abigbutterstick1780]

13:48 Poofesure: "I WANT TO KILL ALL OF YOU" Kenny: *spins*

[@PubicGore]

Poofesure: Gets Pablo. Also Poofesure: Puts him in the outfield.

[@Poofesure]

the game auto put him there

[@aidandagamer285]

Poofesure I was getting confused as well.

[@nicholaslloyd5623]

@@Poofesure you gotta have him as the starter. Kenny as the reliever and Pete or Kiesha as the closer. The twins are crap

[@arloshio8332]

@@Poofesure oof😂😂😂

[@jesalt8230]

Nicholas Lloyd You are a pro at this game or something?

[@mnossek]

Jocinda: *does anything Poof: "WHAT IS JENELLE DOING?!?"

[@autum752]

I’m glad someone else knows her name is Jocinda Smith

[@vuhzz]

Jenelle was the pitcher for the other team which stays in the top right of the screen so he might have been reading that and forgot her name

[@k80326]

“JOELLAAA”

[@Plasmaboiiscool]

Jocinda: exists Poof: *Keeps calling her names of the opponents*-

[@thetoasterguy1432]

Translation "hi I'm Pablo and I love baseball" "we're gonna win"

[@redcast3041]

pablo jinxed us in spanish

[@dimentio9833]

if you shift click him he speaks english

[@sstreakzzzz]

It’s “and I really like baseball” not I love baseball

[@dswagjr8802]

@@sstreakzzzz and its pobloh not pablo

[@relentero8547]

He said let's go win not we're gonna win

[@yasminebronks7912]

"The white chicks are *OFF* the team!"

[@MontagnaMagica]

I almost died laughing at that point in the video.

[@pippy0850]

@@MontagnaMagica same

[@CrunkPartyBitches]

15:08

[@granthill4252]

I can hear this line being used in a movie 😂

[@ZZtheDark]

@@granthill4252 I can think of this being used in a Ben Stiller movie now that I think about it.

[@zanmolecules4105]

15:20 I’d like to imagine a giant button that says “KILL ALL OF MY TEAM” on it

[@sydneymuder6692]

14:52 bruhh i got lowkey scared

[@chernovbrichtofen4767]

12 year old when killed in a game

[@itsallforpele]

She was Sidney with an I, you're Sydney with a Y

[@yaman1047]

@@itsallforpele no shit

[@phillybilly1a872]

Ashley Webber: My dad said I should play infield so I don’t throw my arm out Poofesure: oh you’ll play where I tell you to play

[@anonymous4887]

Lol

[@loganparker8132]

Still plays infield

[@Adam-gh3bi]

Plot twist: Poof missed pablo on purpose to play this again

[@bian7744]

Plot twist he rigged pablo to play this another time

[@literally_lukey4692]

I feel like he does that sort of stuff in a lot of videos so he has an excuse to play it again

[@Adam-gh3bi]

Literally_Lukey i’m not complaining. shits hella funny

[@bian7744]

@@Adam-gh3bi my man's gonna kill these backyard kids lol

[@Adam-gh3bi]

Ding Bian they needa catch the damn ball

[@Animated_Cinema]

Pablo Sanchez: *Exists* Poof in the beginning: I've seen enough I'm satisfied!

[@cunningfox831]

Cuz Poof and Pablo have the same belly

[@nicolasmartin8659]

“He doesn’t speak English but he knows the language of baseball” basically half of the MLB😂

[@harleycazinha5385]

Facts! 😂🤣

[@cmidwolfie2848]

9:52 How my cousins ask me to play with them when I’m talking with my friends.

[@jasoncompany2157]

“Where’s the option to kill my team?”

[@familiaherreraperez9877]

Easy delete the game

[@mmarston332]

LOL!

[@the_future_220]

I started crying at 16:50 with that rigged ass bunt 😭😂

[@lankyboi2521]

the ball really said “⬅️⬆️🔁↪️↗️🔄”

[@2boysyou2be]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacobyarbrough3067]

Me too

[@jacobyarbrough3067]

im trying not to wake my house up lol

[@theinvertedmind3220]

not y’all realizing it’s a power-up

[@lankyboi2521]

me playing an online game: that one 12-year-old kid when he gets killed: 14:52

[@grahambennett5476]

Lmaoooooo

[@snail2426]

NNNNOOOOO NNNNOOOOOOOO THE WHITE CHICKS ARE OFF THE TEAM

[@NeKash]

Relatable My friend dude that because he’s bad at fortnite I can beat him No offense

[@loopymomy2532]

11:56 when Jocinda got knocked on the fence wiped me out. That was so funny

[@jyuu6409]

You mean jonell?

[@DeezNuts-uk9bd]

@@jyuu6409 I think you mean Joella bro

[@kaylasilverstein4137]

SHE’S RUNNING INTO THE WAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!

[@ZZtheDark]

​@@kaylasilverstein4137😂

[@jefferyk5203]

3:45 just picturing Poof yelling this as a real rec youth baseball coach😂😂

[@PossiblyGenii]

I was the one that sold Pablo the steroids that got him kicked out the backyard. I'm sorry I let everyone down

[@temppenguin9633]

Got anymore left?

[@FlippyDude]

Kentarooooooooooo

[@galactic_clashx4056]

DAMN IT KENTARO

[@WECATCHPEDS]

Reeeeeee

[@philly_sports1558]

Don't you have a failing marriage with Silke that you have to get back to?

[@chickenbobgaming2002]

Put Pablo Sanchez in tomadachi life or any of the players but most importantly make Pablo Sanchez

[@Rose-dr2bi]

Haven't watched it yet but I know I will end up dying of laughter 😂

[@dinoco3672]

havve u died?

[@Rose-dr2bi]

Evey time I watch his video I die. I have died about 100 times lol

[@teehee5189]

Same it's so funny when it actually seems like the game is purposely screwing him I laugh so much when that happens

[@Mari-otome]

I was in tears by the end 🤯🤯

[@Rose-dr2bi]

@@Mari-otomeLol same 😂😂😂

[@danyellewilson4789]

15:09 is my favorite part 😂😂😂😂

[@Jothomas214]

"The White Chicks are *OFF,* THE TEAM!" Horrifically racist 😂😂😂

[@myextrachannelireallydontn4155]

13:55 "that was truly an unimpressive maneuver" as he is screaming at the top of his lungs

[@bigwillyhaver7919]

This is honestly one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched. Poofesure is heavily underrated

[@StevenThomasGaming]

1.56 million subs and underated???? What?! Lol

[@bigwillyhaver7919]

SKS Plays he fucking deserves more

[@Hayes607]

16:52 - 17:00 had me bust out laughing that I dropped my phone. Never see that in the pro games lol.

[@doktawhawee9870]

13:48 My new favorite moment

[@neon861]

I WANNA KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!

[@tylerking1207]

Says the man in front of the children.

[@dontemarsh4210]

“What a phenomenally bad throw”😂😂😂i’m so done 14:48

[@justaloadofclownery9432]

As a spanish person, I can tell you that Pablo sanchez is actually a very popular idol in the dominican republic, more specificly Santo Domingo. He has had alot of losses, but about 75 home runs in all of his carreer.

[@justaloadofclownery9432]

@Dennis Jeffrey Pippen aight so i know this comment is like two years old but i meant dominicana republica💀 mb bro

[@shooby9496]

8:56 - My girl's over here doing Spongebob walk cycles to the bases.

[@weedlechu]

13:47 me to my fam during quarantine

[@chernovbrichtofen4767]

So ur the quiet kid

[@2boysyou2be]

F

[@itsdudeguy3412]

"the rockets are about ready to crash and burn" 9:34 OK WHO MADE THIS GAME

[@brandonwilliams6221]

Geniuses

[@berekinbe6966]

Oompa Loompas

[@joshuajackson5317]

@@berekinbe6966 doo ba dee do

[@abrahamlincoln8748]

9:33 is my favorite moment, personally.

[@vanesa4811]

SAME FOR ME

[@abrahamlincoln8748]

Notice how he says “Kenny the guch” instead of Vinny the guch

[@northsargeyt9909]

16:50 I was eating and almost choked to death

[@frootbythef000t6]

good.

[@chad6615]

@@frootbythef000t6 damn

[@Mynameisreaper]

Yeah the crazy bunt is pretty stupid

[@gracemarie5668]

14:50 on 2x speed is the funniest thing ever

[@cfro458]

Lmao

[@thebaltimoreravens4321]

Try 0.25

[@cfro458]

Chris Windham OMG

[@Duke_Fishron]

Omfg that's so funny

[@sexyapples5003]

Chris Windham I cackled man, I’m rolling in my bed

[@ash.211]

12:36 “jocindas always running into wall-cindas”

[@jaie996fxx]

12:34

[@weedlechu]

12:01 literally me rn, I’m going insane being stuck inside 😂

[@thetrashestpandathetrashes1586]

when he said "now the white monsters can pick on the handicap kid" i couldn't stop laughing

[@shinoda4064]

16:52 ok, how can you look at that baseball and say it’s not rigged?

[@nelly6016]

It’s a special move

[@SuperMarthFanatic]

Who wants Pablo Sanchez vs. Matt from Wii Sports?

[@lankyboi2521]

Pablo would win. Matt’s good at a ton of sports, but he sucks at baseball.

[@goatedashley1968]

Pablo no doubt, Matt is only good for boxing

[@ballslover3244]

Spooky Luigi matt sucks at tennis too

[@cunningfox831]

Pablo would only win at the eating contest and the jiggle contest and maybe the tit size contest. *don’t worry comment section, i’m not shaming. i’m thicc too*

[@scrxmblegxmble]

@@goatedashley1968 what about tennis 😮

[@JuanMendez-pc7jk]

7:32 😭😭 she gave him the look 😂

[@dimentio9833]

thank you for using emojis they help me so much in understanding what you are saying and the emotions you are feeling. my feeble consumer mind cannot comprehend such wise words without the use of emojis, I am so unbelievably happy you use such wise words and have emojis to make my child brain comprehend by seeing emoticons that show expressions, thank you so much

[@dimentio9833]

@ im thanking them for informing me with the complex yellow emoticon made to appeal to a wide audience with its simple decor known as an emoji

[@Hitmanhawk]

@@dimentio9833 no need to be a dick

[@milliesbiggestfan]

@@Hitmanhawk You're the dick here.

[@suicidemyass9950]

Dimentio um I don’t know if you’re being sarcastic or not...

[@funtimesarehappenin1742]

"ThAt wAs a tRulY uNimPreSsive mAneUver"

[@shawndaversa1628]

funtimesarehappenin some big vocab from the gouch

[@funtimesarehappenin1742]

@@shawndaversa1628 what

[@CMT1995]

*oh yeah, you're telling me, the gouch!*

[@EdwardBrown77]

I am a fan of the Baltimore Orioles; a team who has lost over 100 games for the last few seasons. Looking back, being an O's fan is nothing compared to the painful life of a Rockets fan.

[@chickenbobgaming2002]

Poofesure is starting to go crazy man He be threatening kids now

[@philly_sports1558]

15:03 Detroit Tigers fans in a nutshell.

[@shawndaversa1628]

philly_ sports and Detroit fans in general rn

[@mattclinton4348]

Detroit fan here, it's true

[@arandomdudeontheinternet5792]

This also fits the Pirates, Oriels, Reds, the rest of the AL Central, Rangers, Giants, Angels, Blue Jays, Mariners, Dbacks, Phillies, Mets, Marlins, Nats, etc

[@betsieswartz]

And now the Cubs.

[@loresoong6626]

tf is wrong with Detroit my god

[@jacobtowe4172]

“Why don’t you let me rage quit.” -Poofesure 2020

[@TheFurryGamer]

Why is that on a shirt in his merch or is it?

[@shreksml9572]

Whenever I’m in a bad mood and my brother starts to come in my room 9:50

[@coobeeethics4856]

6:39 someone help meeee! i just love when the characters break the fourthwall and poofesure responds back

[@theradiantdehd3997]

Oh my god. I had completely forgotten what this game looked like. This is a weird nostalgia trip for me...

[@kevinmauri6365]

Poof in a conversation Other person: what do you do for a living Poof: I think it’s best if we move to a new subject

[@OMOCarlos]

The fact that he couldn't get Jocinda's name right and called her Janelle and Joella has me levitating

[@DreamerDanielsun]

A few tips: -You can actually attempt to steal bases while batting by clicking the baseball caps on the top left corner. -If your pitching, you can direct the outfielders where to position and prepare themselves for the ball by clicking the arrows on the top left corner. You can direct them to come closer, go farther, more to the left and/or more to the right. -While batting, you can actually direct where the ball is likely to go by clicking what’s under the home plate. Usually it has the word “Squared” on it. -The stats doesn’t just tell you what they are good at. They’re also there to tell you what they’re capable of doing at the field: • Batting • This stat is the only exception. No field qualities, this stat only tells you how hard they can hit a ball. • Running • As you could tell this stat lets you know how fast they are. However it’s not just about running for the bases. This stat also tells you how fast they can go after the ball or position themselves for the ball. • Pitching • This doesn’t just tell you how well they can pitch, but it also tells you how far they can throw the ball in the field. • Fielding • This stat just tells you how least likely the kid will make a mistake and/or drop the ball while in the field. If there’s a kid with four baseballs indicating this stat, put the kid in the first base. That way you can almost guarantee a catch every time you throw it to first base, and don’t risk getting the ball out of play.

[@extremebeastreaction6245]

I love how Sidney just waved after the person went around the bases 🤣

[@pokiepuff3010]

9:32 This is the best thing I've heard all month

[@toadinsidethewiiremote6893]

16:54: Poofs version of sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket.

[@im_max_i_guess]

Ah yes, the jelly donut scene

[@goofyalpaca]

Me trying to get to the comments, CoMmEnTs hAvE mOvEd To tHe tOp

[@goofyalpaca]

DrewBob ikr😂😂

[@rileyabrams1222]

Ikr

[@bian7744]

I cant adapt so I will overcome and commit cyanide injection

[@Super-zq3pn]

Ding Bian commit poison gas

[@mlpdisneylover]

That was me when they first introduced it 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@stringbeanssbm]

I cant get over the announcer being nicknamed "the gooch"

[@PodRoe.]

14:52 *my ears have left the group chat*

[@curtimongous]

16:51 the ball is moving around the screen or is that just me?

[@toadinsidethewiiremote6893]

It’s not an illusion. It actually happened. You know what else happened? A few seconds later at 16:54, we can hear his impression of Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket.

[@KobiHameed]

crazy bunt: am i a joke to you

[@somerandomgameranimator4481]

CurtiMongous the opponents used one of the power-ups, Crazy Bunt

[@johnlee4260]

This is honestly an underrated series oml 😂😂😭😭

[@dimentio9833]

thank you for using emojis they help me so much in understanding what you are saying and the emotions you are feeling. my feeble consumer mind cannot comprehend such wise words without the use of emojis, I am so unbelievably happy you use such wise words and have emojis to make my child brain comprehend by seeing emoticons that show expressions, thank you so much

[@johnlee4260]

@@dimentio9833 no problem dude 🙄🙄

[@johnlee4260]

Wish i was a smartass like urself

[@milliesbiggestfan]

@@dimentio9833 pfffft

[@dimentio9833]

@@johnlee4260 thank you for using emojis they help me so much in understanding what you are saying and the emotions you are feeling. my feeble consumer mind cannot comprehend such wise words without the use of emojis, I am so unbelievably happy you use such wise words and have emojis to make my child brain comprehend by seeing emoticons that show expressions, thank you so much

[@Lostz69]

13:43 14:41 15:20 imagine him as a real coach

[@caibo_]

8:08 “YEAH THAT IS LAUGHABLE KEISHA” you have no idea how often this gets stuck in my head

[@vhsmaniaman6986]

Poofesure: breathes The Gooch: proceeds to recite the entire Harry Potter book series

[@goatcheese7136]

Nobody: The monkeys at the zoo: 8:02

[@poochproductions9657]

Me when my teacher loses my online homework: 7:35

[@namesternion4674]

And then u just walk away

[@Ahowes2006]

lost memory ikr

[@davidantoniocamposbarros7528]

Alternative title: "fully grown adult raging at a bunch of kids for 18 minutes"

[@phillybilly1a872]

14:48 what makes it funny that the kid announcer predict it was a bad throw and Sidney makes an error and Poofesure screams to the top of his lungs and wants to quit.

[@hippyshark1441]

16:52 that always has me in tears from laughter

[@redaknight]

13:48 News Headlines: Coach murders a bunch of kids because they suck at baseball

[@NewPlagues]

man we need a full season of this.

[@joeyquiroz1483]

5:26 when you drop your entire plate of food

[@mattheworourke1499]

3:05 I didn’t know you were in Banjo Kazooie.

[@abbydaviz]

STOP THIS COMMENT MADE ME WHEEZE

[@abbydaviz]

LITERALLY SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE KAZOOIE

[@KORLxCreature]

Dude seriously you have one of the best rage screams in gaming 😂 Hope to see another Backyard Baseball video from you!

[@_jaydoe]

The thumb nails get me Everytime

[@trashboat7612]

Me: what is janelle doing? Poofesure: SHE’S RUNNING INTO THE WAAAAALLLLL

[@SkittlesOctopus]

I think Pablo is one of those baseball stories where they came from another country and gained fame from the lower leagues eventually becoming world famous.

[@spencerk9792]

Him saying the wrong name for Jocinda will forever have me laughing.

[@thedailyembarassment]

"And Jocinda, keeps running into WALL-CINDAS!"

[@mymom5957]

“ rockets are taking a beating.” Thanks for the likes I never had this many before.

[@alguienjuegaesto]

" *Rockets are about ready to crash and burn* ." 9:32

[@nicholaswimbley1303]

Poofesure: plays game Theme song: How ba-a-a-ad can I be, from lorax

[@MythicalAM]

Spare my headphones

[@junglekun22]

i love how everyone looks like kids next door characters

[@Redd_Psycho14]

4:45 had me dead🤣💀🤣💀

[@blankie2056]

3 months from now “going 99-0 in backyard baseball”

[@ProGamerOrSomethingIDK]

Please don't give him this idea

[@qntmphzcs]

Please do

[@jalnas_]

Pablo’s gut is his secret weapon

[@meltingkrayons5830]

1. you should prioritize fielding and running stats 2. make sure you have 1 player with max pitching stat and use pablo as your backup pitcher when the starter gets tired (only throw fastballs when pablo pitches) 3. when batting, you have to toggle the "closed, squared, open" button based on where the pitch is in the strike zone

[@PossiblyGenii]

I've crippled many a kid on my broken ladder

[@bigwillyhaver7919]

is that why kenny is in a wheelchair

[@SUB-IN-SUPER]

Willian afton the moment he spots the kids in the pizzeria: 13:47

[@Rmoney213]

14:50. I was dying laughing at this for a few hours straight!

[@teheKraken]

16:50 that’s the craziest bunt I’ve ever seen

[@aceavila8207]

14:52 this starts my favorite part

[@samdiaz1206]

“Humongous Rockets newest MLB baseball team”

[@6MikeJones9]

Kenny the gooch always drops the most scathing analysis

[@nosignal63]

alternate title: grown man screams at virtual kids for exactly 18 minutes and 46 seconds straight

[@Awesomesauc190]

This is amazing! Please more backyard baseball or any backyard game.