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The talk show that goes inside the pageant world. Aired 03/06/10
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[@sidratstudios]

My all-time favorite skit. Period. Genius. Zach's delivery and Jenny's hilarious terrified expressions. Never gets old.

[@federicanor9073]

Sameeeeee

[@emmarodden7178]

and Bill losing it 😂

[@RS54321]

Zach mouthing his daughter's scripted words, the built-up anger bt the parents, and, yes, just Zach in general. Classic.

[@CB-ke7eq]

Not sure I'd say it's my favorite but it's a good one fosho.

[@annev3301]

"and reach for the stars because stars don't have arms to reach you" lmfao

[@chioma2844]

Anne V ha and the way the ‘father’ mouthed the words- I was dying

[@koekkiekoelkastrijder4272]

I already started laughing when Kristen yelled: what the heeeahl

[@Buyis]

That was the funniest part!

[@species8472cze]

I was drinking.... i held my cofee inside my mouth while she said that, but i propelled it towards my monitor when she pulled the bag od cheetos.

[@poopsyko]

I die everytime when she’s smoking and she’s like I ssume you’re talkin bout me lmfao

[@skullbleu8166]

Right! Accent spot on!

[@nashmartin8768]

I was saying to myself laugh year last year!😂

[@Kherce73]

1:10 + 3:11 Zach mouthing along is EVERYTHING! 🤣🤣🤣

[@wecametocollect322]

hahaha -- took me back to ..."for glory's sake, for vengeance's sake, WAR!"

[@weggman1984]

This is...honestly...one of the greatest SNL skits of all time. 9.79/10

[@assmane999]

9.79? That’s an oddly specific rating

[@GeorgiNM]

Hahahaahah

[@brettneuberger6466]

I’m with you. Hilarious

[@not_a_ginger450]

The fact that it doesnt have more views is an actual crime

[@stoictraveler1]

True dat. I have watched for 4 decades All 4 characters are brilliantly played and distinct. The idea is a great one. And things went off the rails a little. The interplay of Jenny and Zac was next fuking level.

[@FrankyBabes]

In fairness, Bill Hader is wearing the HELL out of those acid-wash jeans.

[@heresjohnny999]

he certainly is....the HELL out of 'em.

[@imtryingmybest673]

Thats for dang sure

[@thesmilingmercenary937]

Why don't you marry 'em, then!

[@avabradford6830]

@Billy Burke you gay billy?

[@avabradford6830]

Haha lol ok pal hope you figure it out and you can get a husband and couple of kids in the future maybe a dog too

[@blueman1904]

I loved how Wiig looked at Bill Hader when he was dancing. It was priceless. 😂🤣

[@fereartem]

2:51 Bill breaking is the cutest thing ever 😂

[@laskillen]

It's like a Tennessee Williams play. Beautiful and tragic.

[@skullbleu8166]

Nailed it!

[@OdonataKraft]

Jenny Slate is giving us some Cynthia Lee Fontaine realness

[@dalyand5944]

OdonataKraft omg yessss!!! Hahaha!!

[@wu939]

this comment killed me

[@KartikSharmanickartick]

What about her coocoo?

[@amalfigrimace]

Cucu realness

[@epresley8324]

Yessssss

[@fuckyourselfslow]

OMG Zach is killing this!

[@razaalee9477]

Snl could have been greatly benefited from jenny. She's so talented she had all the potential and talent to climb upto the snl royalty.

[@trollingisasport]

Too bad she had to FUCK it up lol

[@AttilatheThrilla]

@@trollingisasport How’d she fuck it up?

[@keyshawnmorris7165]

AttilatheThrilla she said “fuck” on live tv.

[@aarondavid5866]

better than her being in movies i guess lol cos they dont benefit from her

[@marleneg7794]

She's done alright.

[@carolina0120]

I'm from the south and they hit it on the damn nail! Love it 😂😭🤣

[@ChanceyWigglesworth]

This is it. My favorite SNL skit of all time. It's only flaw is that it's not long enough.

[@bec4020]

This is one of the funniest things ever

[@Impala-nh2qk]

Kristen Wiig. I mean, no matter what they do to her, she is just naturally too beautiful.

[@birdlawco]

she's going for gasps

[@nadiashireensiddiqi]

Jenny Slate

[@nadiashireensiddiqi]

She looks pretty good in this sketch. I think she doesn’t in the psycho killer cartoon parody things.

[@rachel-in-the-208]

I agree! She isn’t a “classic beauty” whatever that means ... but she is very attractive.

[@jaleesamilburn4476]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@SassySandyification]

Jenny Slate is so funny and so talented. I remember her from Parks and Rec., too funny. This whole sketch was hilarious.

[@rosequartz4102]

Lol the other day I asked my dad if I could use his credit card to put gas in my car and I drove all the way to the gas station thinking, "Daddyyyyyyy! Money pleeease!!! Money money money pleeeeeease!!!!"

[@DennisMHenderson]

Fix your mental condition. Pig is in no way funny or tolerable at anything. Maybe drooling is normal for “you” too

[@keepingcalm]

Such an underrated skit, Zach’s character is on point.

[@tokyotank123]

“I need some fresh air, I’m going outside to smoke” lol

[@ShayMac311]

Love finding SNL skits I haven’t seen before.

[@JamesAreySeattle]

Shout-outs to Bojangles Sausage Biscuits from the car-truck.

[@randythompson4031]

I have been watching the hell out of SNL bits and OMG this is my favorite one. I have replayed this thing over and over and it gets better every time. LMAO!!!

[@uknown59]

2:44 he almost cracked himself up lool xD

[@danibelle3764]

I’m a southern girl and there are definitely people just like these for real.

[@ccrimsonfox]

OMG the way he squinted after he messed up his line and Bill was cracking up

[@Cucucucu803]

One of the best! The audience cannot stop laughing and even the actors break at some point. Amazing!

[@Zim96]

I remember watching this live. What made it even funnier was he started the show with a full beard and shaved it for this skit

[@justjustinin207]

Behind the scenes: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWTJd6OHgbmSaaM

[@DrMcMoist]

One of my all time favourite sketches.

[@kayknouse2855]

Can't believe I just found this sketch. So funny.

[@tikigeorgejones3817]

Bojangles sausage beeskits lol

[@artbasss]

Zack is flipping a bird in the beginning. Watch his left hand closely while he is singing. You nasty you Zack lol

[@flala2261]

Oh yeah lol 😄

[@prlegal411]

Omg! He is! Good catch!

[@jordankriss2440]

Kristen Wiig is our national treasure. I miss her so much on SNL!

[@missphotography92]

Kirsten Wiig is super talented

[@rachel-in-the-208]

Yes! She certainly is

[@lot-lothermosura4644]

I love it when Jimmy, Bill or Kristen breaks

[@jonhohensee3258]

It's annoying. It happened way too much.

[@garyrutledge7639]

I love the way Zach Galafinakis picks the cigarette butts off his lap.

[@NicholasHume]

Kristen Wiig tilting her cigarette at 02:07 is one of the funniest things SNL has ever featured

[@goingupshegoes]

dang that is some aim on Kristen Wiig. she hits the same spot every time!

[@henrythompson5224]

Kristen sure does, It's funny when Jenny ducks though😊

[@darryl2542]

I keep coming back to this one. It's so dumb, but it makes me fall off the couch.

[@carterconnell81]

This is maybe the most underrated sketch that I can think of, the first time I watched it I was dying of laughter!

[@JonathanRobinson11]

This is one of the greatest SNL skits.

[@ricktherrien8235]

This is one of my favourite skits.

[@justintallen]

One of the most underrated sketches. Lol Hilarious!

[@jwbowen]

The rising pitch in the up-do poof bit never fails to crack me up

[@zeddnl6514]

Zach looks so cute like an old puppy♥

[@RichardX1]

I wonder if anyone on that stage other than Zach knew what Bojangles was...

[@christopherjohnson2474]

1:29 Zack’s character is so enchanted by Bill!

[@nickgonzales6611]

I love the way he says saw-seege bee-i-skits lmao

[@trevorrusso4839]

I want these characters to be in a movie

[@GeorgiNM]

I don't think Wiig's fake ass for that sketch gets sufficient attention. But the biscuit (bee-uh-skeeaht) part was indeed priceless. BTW, did he really mean to say "spa"?

[@MJab8189]

Zach shaved his beard in between sketches. And that’s why I love this old queen.

[@justjustinin207]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWTJd6OHgbmSaaM

[@iggylover6802]

Bill Hader's laugh at 2:49 is so cute

[@nastassiahicks2301]

“You’re nasty.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@billcrotts5456]

This is the best snl sketch ever imo

[@jlfvrs]

been watching SNL since it started and this is one of my top 5 all-time favorite skits. OMG.

[@gecceseyri]

Kristen Wiig always hits the bull's eye with ashtrays.

[@mattychristian]

Hearing Zack say “biscottis” is the joy in my life

[@wemartin12]

"biscuits"

[@entropyfun]

Audience didn't appreciate this nearly enough!

[@xtymps]

justice for jenny. lorne, we will never forgive you

[@sebastianmittelman4071]

You know Zach Galifninakis is improvising a bit because he uses the word 'biscuits'

[@nooranen3178]

I love this sketch!

[@joshbusby47]

"13 LONG years..." 🤣

[@elizabethsmith2823]

Kristen wigg never breaks 😂

[@jonhohensee3258]

You're wrong.

[@sboshy4769]

Bill hader breaks more than anyone. Love him

[@jonhohensee3258]

He shouldn't break. Makes him look like an amateur.

[@TheNBAfan101]

@@jonhohensee3258 oh so like you right?

[@jonhohensee3258]

@@TheNBAfan101 gee... ya really got me

[@AlexMitoMedia]

This skit allllwasyyyys makes me laugh.

[@itswherethecomedycomesin8864]

this sketch is literally so funny why does this not have more views...smh its always the funniest that get cut or underappreciated

[@kayknouse2855]

I know.Where's this been hiding?

[@unidentified3921]

How did Zach Galifianakis get rejected from SNL?!

[@MoonWalkerTexsRanger]

2:07 best Kirsten Wiig moment of all time

[@agramsci]

It's weird that I love Jenny Slate so much.

[@ruthlessdraculigula1051]

Disagree. I'd say you're perfectly well-adjusted!

[@fenecofeneco19]

That's not what makes you weird....

[@gymonstarfunkle136]

Weren't you imprisoned by Mussolini?

[@jonhohensee3258]

Antonio - Yeah, it IS weird.

[@noodlessurprise]

This never fails to make my laugh hard.

[@Ghoopty]

Yes, my laugh is erect as well😅

[@jonhohensee3258]

It makes it hard? Hmmm...

[@brettneuberger6466]

This just might be the funniest sketch ever.😂😂

[@metalslug1985]

Zach is so underrated

[@CJthePLAYA]

Why does he remind me of ginger Minj omg

[@AnneliesvanOverbeek]

Hyuna, BlackJack, Blink they sound the same 😂

[@MissFlux]

Hahahaaa!!! Oh Ginger could act the shit out of that character .. great analysis there ;)

[@mattiemadison1234]

Jenny Slate was cut way too soon on SNL. She really was great.

[@noodlessurprise]

My go to when I wanna instantly laugh ... when he mimes over her !

[@erinnicole477]

God I love Zach

[@MrGgoodwill1]

How funny that Zach G shaved his beard off just for that sketch, and for the goodbyes he wore a fake one 😂

[@leejones8582]

Jenny slate and zach galifankasis reunited as Harley and Joker in the Lego Batman Movie

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Spa sausage biscuits

[@lordgaga27]

Is that Dale Baskets? 🤣

[@watchingmysunset]

I would watch a whole movie with these characters.

[@maestroclassico5801]

Jenny shouldn't have gotten canned.....supposedly there were OTHER reasons other than the "F" bomb that contributed. Zach seems to have done a great prediction of TIGER KING.

[@stoictraveler1]

Thats is as good as it gets on sketch comedy. Brilliant

[@westindian10]

Wiig killed it!!!!

[@highlander666]

Why does she have so many ashtrays?!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pauldudley3821]

That plastic ash tray sure was loud! Haha

[@offbeat65]

Clearly, this should have been a recurring sketch.

[@lil.spooky.pumpkin]

You know what...Bill was wearing the hell out of those acid wash jeans

[@likeanoatheverlovelyjewel5008]

bill in this sketch might be the only thing i care about anymore

[@jewel8425]

I hate they fired her for that stupid F bomb drop. She's amazing.

[@julanahmeganbeldad916]

Bill is actually one of the worst for always breaking up but it kinda became his trademark and definitely the people loved him for it.

[@jonhohensee3258]

I didn't love him for it. It was annoying.

[@matthewscott1091]

0:34 I love how she’s carrying two things: *A) A cigarette* *B) A plastic bag filled with Cheeto puffs* Cigarettes & Cheetos, the essentials every woman of refinement needs to always be at her best! 😅

[@macella5152]

🤦🏿Why did i think those were carrots?

[@matthewscott1091]

@@macella5152 probably because you have a much healthier diet than I do. Lol I eat Cheetos regularly so I can spot them from a mile away. 😅

[@antoniobrajkovic1977]

I would like to see the dress rehearsal for this skit😂😂😂

[@sonyagill454]

Did he really say 3x Miss Teen GULF COAST?!?? 🤣🤣🤣 Being from South Texas I hafta say Jenny nailed it, big Texas hair and all! 💜

[@deelee1569]

Why does Zach love this accent so much 🤣

[@skullbleu8166]

He is from North Carolina.

[@CoCotheTurtle]

Wish this could have been a recurring sketch, with different hosts doing their take on what the host would be like!

[@demetriusoconnor8149]

Keep reaching for the stars because they don’t have arms to reach for you😅

[@jaylew8408]

Jenny is so fine

[@wbh3952]

they should NEVER have fired her. She was great, and great looking.

[@Pedro-kt7qg]

This is the one and only sketch where Kristen Wiig is NOT necessary

[@janetiscute77]

Gunna be in the 'Cartruck'

[@stevenfranks3131]

I believe Wanda Gayle is looking at decades in therapy, Thoink yew!!!

[@OneKing01]

THE HELL OUT OF 'EM!