How to make Frognoise

Are frogs real? We may never know. But what we do know is that some noisecore artist liked the idea of this creature so much that he dedicated his entire life making making music about it and tagging it as a different genre. Watch as Andri and the Pagefire crew descent into madness by not doing a proper video about the genre.
#Frognoise #Noisecore #PagefireTutorial
Stream the full song here:
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All background music can be found here:
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CREDIT
Andri: Script, voice over, editing, song writing, recording, Backing vocals, and "research"
A-L: Script edit, Lyrics edit, video assistance
Metal-Martin: Script edit, lyric writing, main vocals, video assistance
OG-Martin: playing the expect Dr Anaalravhole Granadopihuletsonson
LovelyMetalhead: English close captions.
Special thanks to @Farvann for the cameo in this episode, we love you!
CHAPTERS
0:00 - intro
0:13 - What is Frognoise
0:54 - Who is Frognoise
1:31 - Why is Frognoise
3:24 - Where is Frognoise
3:49 - When is Frognoise (Music Video)
7:04 - The end of Frognoise
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[@DomyIsDumbass]

The popularity of frognoise will now grow by 100% after this video, so going from 10 listeners a month to 20...

[@PurplefrogStaphilococcus]

It's about my chanel😂

[@oceanaxim]

If it exists, there is porn of it - RULE 34 If it exists, there is core of it - RULE ??

[@m0ney4me]

Wanted to say 666 but it’s taken

[@lordvlygar2963]

43

[@brianmurphy7561]

578

[@it.sy.]

rule 30core

[@Farvann]

🐸 Top notch editing as always. I love it!

[@Lotastic_Films]

Oh hi, Farvann👋😂

[@JoshuaGarvey-000]

Do next GlitchCore on this Afternoon

[@JoshuaGarvey-000]

Farvann There's a Another metal genre to make It was call AlienCore

[@JoshuaGarvey-000]

@Farvann There's another Metal genre is Dark Metal. Do next how to make Dark Metal Tomorrow

[@heavymachete6235]

a few years ago, i found out there was a kid in my highschool who turned in an album called "frognoise" as his final project for a freshman music technology elective. it was the worst guitar tone ever, garage band drums doing just blastbeats, and vocals pitched down by like 4 octaves. he made tapes and sold them for one cent, then went and became a misogynist. the wonder years of highschool.

[@m.f.5739]

That sounds awesome. Do you know if that project is anywhere to find?

[@heavymachete6235]

@@m.f.5739 it is not. Only remenances are like 3 tapes he sold for $0.01 and a google drive file that may no longer exist

[@predeterminedmeat5024]

He was kinda shit at it then. Phyllomedusa has some straight up sludge stuff aswell

[@octomanf-zero]

I love Farvann's guest appearance and the video's self-deprecation. Whoo hoo, Farvann, here I am! 👋Greetings!

[@Lotastic_Films]

Oh hi, Octo!👋🐙😂

Me too! Hey Octo! :D Awesome that this video aired on PHYLLOMEDUSA FRIDAY! :D

[@octomanf-zero]

@It did what? Haha.^^ Hi Flöckchen, great to read you! ❄💙

[@dannysoler05]

Hi octo!

[@dannysoler05]

​@@Lotastic_FilmsHi to you as well

[@Synard66]

I bet this video will get big on Rebbit

[@SharpAsABricc]

Blarg's new favourite genre

[@tiquicorreia6347]

Frognoise moshpit is just Soup's pool then

[@SlyHikari03]

Yess

[@doopqoob6584]

Goons enjoyer i see

[@justaspeedrunner]

how did I just find a goons comment on frognoise youtube

[@MothGD]

absolutely love the metalocolypse reference, also great video/tutorial!!

[@ZurRuheGelegt]

Literally came to the comments to put this 😂 glad/hope more people get it😊

[@leglesslegolegolas]

yeah, lol, was about to comment that, so sick

[@jmokiedm]

here comes the B O O O O O O O O O O O O Y

[@madsbdker5579]

"that one band" is phyllomedusa btw

[@FroglordBand]

Bow before your amphibian overlords, the day of reckoning is at hand

[@cort7462]

I'm playing Battletoads while listening frognoise in the background now

[@nickkohlmann]

That Kermit part was quite the... *DROP*

[@twistedwizard9100]

I'd love to see "How To Make Crabcore" so we could hear Andri with auto-tune

[@BlackAbbath0]

Forgnoise❤

[@GrimFilth]

*croaks indifferently

[@Saladin8708]

I love that Farvann is there

[@projectno5]

you're really pushing the boundaries of frog noise. i love it.

[@saxmax67]

Oh my god the metalocalypse tribute was so on point, love you

[@simsdas4]

Again the music is a banger, seriously.

[@Golden36233]

Dude I love Phyllomedusa and frognoise in general and this song is amazing. Its so cool to see a super underground genre of extreme noise be made into a hilarious video. Love your content!

[@MarmadukeDormedius]

Big frog appreciation 💯

[@QDj39]

The Fiji albums are straight bangers

[@caiasmith1341]

We will make amphibians metal. We are to here to make everything metal

[@DanPantzig]

The Metalocalypse tribute part, just beautiful.

[@IlNeige]

Everything is better with puppets!!!!!

[@vomitisvomit]

I been here after frognoise begin mainstream

[@VinlandicSoul]

YESSSSSS !!! ALL HAIL PHYLLOMEDUSA!!!! I was unironically wearing a Phyllomedusa hoodie when I came across this video lolol

[@megajuanph11]

Imagine these guys playing this live and everyone in the crow just takes out their frog handpuppets

[@BlackmetalGoon]

the metalocolypse referance is amazing, good job man!

[@SlyHikari03]

I love that Metalocalypse reference. Also, Hi Farvann..

[@SpaceWhaIe]

I gotta say, I was expecting just a meme video or shitposting, but I'm actually really impressed. This was great. I liked the skits and the song.

[@williamjohnson4890]

For real, besides the actual frog noises, that was awesome.

[@jv0516]

Next, I would do a video on how to make…blackened noise.

[@LowTunedHalftime]

The most obscure subgenre I've heard of yet

[@predeterminedmeat5024]

Not really the fijian trillogy and six inch graves have some cred in hardcore metal circles.

[@nonyabiddnuss4848]

This has gotta be one of my favorite of your parody songs yet, wonderful stuff

[@croakergorenoise]

Im blessed to be part of this genre

[@muskratlover9994]

Phyllomedusa's Fijian Holiday is one of my favourite albums, mental that he gets his own video, got it on CD p.s. frognoise traditionally has no guitars.

[@Golden36233]

Fuck yeah dude Phyllomedusa is awesome

[@MarmadukeDormedius]

Hard agree. Sludgy and grindy

One of the best albums ever made, all the Fijian albums are great too

[@basicallyb3904]

Hell yeah

[@Berbasecks]

Farvann and Pagefire collab? We are not worthy ribbit

[@kassemir]

Why do I feel like this would have been perfect as an April 1st release :D

[@timothymckane6362]

This croaks my ears pleasantly.

[@gameboi20]

2:06 Metalocalypse reference least go!!!🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿

[@nipulkradmsinatagras8293]

Fun Fact: Ozzy once bit a frog. THE END

[@Lenyord]

It was a bat I think. Unless it’s you said it’s a frog as a joke.

[@embryonicsuperfemme]

I love the way you commit to the madness and always create an awesome song.

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Hell yeah 😈

[@CizerKedi]

2:04 Farvann?

[@nickkohlmann]

Yes. Farvann.

[@robingelebal8447]

Now I never will see Kermit the Muppet frog as the same character again...(now lost my youth at 55 years age)

[@Meeplord2017]

I never heard of Frogcore but I'm glad this exists :)

[@poopytootsface3489]

there’s a band called frog mallet that isn’t a noise band but they’re fucking awesome

[@Mint-Lynx]

Some might say he's running out of ideas; I find it neat that he's covering the genre I discovered completely out of nowhere via youtube recommendations.

[@warped_rider]

Frog Lord been real quiet since this video dropped

[@TheHumanDescensionist]

This turns into frognoise into frogslam

[@AmKhaibitu]

Kudos for the metalocalypse reference.

[@mowglippml]

Some call me Frog, and I live under a rock. I 💚 this

[@baconbitz7937]

holy shit i was watching the playlist of these videos when this was posted

[@lm-ml]

This is quite the ribbiting genre.

[@kawairobotshark]

Holy hecking heck Cult of the Yellow Sign shout out! Rad to see.

[@ry90744]

Love the No TERFs patch

[@theow771]

Fuckin loved the Metalocalypse bit

[@kaysmith4016]

Didn't expect to see Farvann in this video

[@user-O_06660_O]

Hmmm... Sounds more like frogcore, actually...🤔 ...btw i unironically love this, and the neo-folkish outro is fire.

[@koymu]

All hail phyllomedusa

[@sireggward]

Froggers for pogs - uh i mean Poggers for frogs

[@s4ppyblaz3]

frognoise will rule the world.

[@Gibusnipu]

Forgnoise, perfect for eating washing machines

[@staramas1733]

Perfect Metalocalypse reference. Thank you Pagefire!

[@youngstary54]

FARVAAAANN

[@dirtriser5775]

I wonder if any played live and legit just squished a frog for it to scream into a lil microphone

[@onlookingwalkingperson9016]

Absolutely bloody brilliant. Was thinking it be great to see you guys upload again for the last few days. So glad you did & with this masterpiece as well

[@FrankJavCee]

What a good video! I love frogs! 🐸🐸🐸 🔥🔥🔥

[@KostasHolopain]

Why did I read the title with a French pronounciation, thinking " If this some kind of French dish, why is it on Pagefire"?

[@mititrash8556]

A suggestion for the next "how to make" video maybe? How to make beatdown ⚒️ Would love to see it

[@galruchin6463]

When the song showed up on Spotify, I thought the next video was going to be about Progressive Death Metal, but seeing the genre description, that makes sense too.

[@rattmcpossum]

Man why are the lyrics so good that’s what I wanna know 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@mcFreaki]

now i really want to see your take on slurpcore

[@noodles2459]

That song goes hard.

[@tempestararat1792]

lol I thought you guys just ran out of ideas at first, but didn't expect this is a real shxt.

[@oculttheexegaming2509]

For frog and metal enthusiasts, there's also Larva's Hidropessia Infecciosa EP, which is grindcore with frog noises.

[@dddespair4789]

THE TRIBUNAL BIT?????? H E L P

[@basedniggah69]

i have been waiting for this for so long

[@Lotastic_Films]

Awesome... Frognoise tutorial🔊🐸🤯😆 even my homeboy Farvann has a guest appearance 🤘🎸🔥 love your tutorials❤ greetings from Lotasticland

[@octomanf-zero]

Oh hi, Lo! 😁👋

[@fxckstxrm]

I genuinely really enjoy this it sounds so good

[@LastofAvari]

It was better than I expected from the name :)

[@santerisaatana2583]

I FUCKING LOVE FROGS

[@cellcerocreates]

Love. Great production. Gonna be a classic ,lml

[@ChainsawSlammer1.3.8]

FINALLY YOU I LOVE YOU R VIDEOS AAAAA 😍😍😍

[@COMMANDERY11]

A masterfully produced video! You guys should have a million subscribers! Well done!

[@skylarfawn5170]

goddamn that metalocalypse reference fucking sent me, great job as always, always look forward to these videos

[@22tfortnitevevo]

this video feels like a lucid dream on salvia

[@patricklehigh9019]

I made it to 2:28..... wow my brain hurts. That is a DEEP CUT. Wish I could sub twice.

[@davidbarton1928]

For a dreadful second or two it looked like it was going to go all Paul McCartney and his wretched Frog Chorus.

[@lifestrath8621]

I love your videos! ❤

[@SirZkully]

i liked the metalapocalypse reference. nice.

[@thatweirdlesbian-]

You definitely need to do post hardcore next.

[@thestraydog]

Proof that any doofus can start a music genre. Screw it, I'm starting a genre called "showercore."

[@agayfrog]

well, beside frognoise there are also bands like Staubsaugercore and An*l T*ts, who mix metal with vacuum cleaners, so showercore wouldn't even be that far off realistically lol

[@Sergio-nb4hj]

Honestly there are probably like 20 spotify playlists with that name

[@lordvlygar2963]

Me, too. Fapcore.

[@predeterminedmeat5024]

Big Frog isn't a doofus. Guy's a legend

[@stephenblackman9462]

I always unironically end up jamming out to the songs you create. Let Frog reign, ribbit. Good video lads

[@freddymaierx2363]

That really made my day

[@jessesgamingcult3952]

We need a how to make Sludge Metal

[@mateoreinoso9008]

Metalocalypse, insert Rick Dalton meme

[@ronanjenkins2323]

How to make mathcore next please! Love your channel dude, super funny and entertaining yet really interesting at the same time 😂

[@predeterminedmeat5024]

Gulf Inertia is one of my fav metal songs the fijian trilogy in general is awesome. All hail Big Frog

[@warhoofd74]

Came here for the pond