Paint it White in less than 15 Minutes

[@pyrrhoney]

3:35 "... The seven most powerful country in the world !" "And Italy-"

[@BloomBlanche]

"Big brother, why are we protected from the white people?" -Liechtenstein

[@cinnamonsplash]

"Shut the fuck up and get back to the plot" is the most accurate summary of my feelings during the movie

[@lunaequinox7333]

Same

[@SeborgaBoi]

“And It happens to be the 7 most powerful countries in the world..And Italy!”

[@annieandelsieofarendelle3294]

For the flashbacks: France: Uh, duh, to save on the animation budget because our studio's cheap.

[@sammyboi5812]

The seven most powerful country’s in the world and Italy 😆

[@趙禹澤]

The former G8 nations

[@enevy3165]

this whole movie was a rollercoaster ride of confusion and I absolutely loved it

[@robyyyne]

"Let us knit them to death."

[@annieandelsieofarendelle3294]

Knowing Russia, he could probably do it.

[@andromedablack3737]

"There are the seven most powerful countries in the world and Italy" God, so true XD

[@samfolmer1874]

"Big brother, why are we protected from the white people?" What he thought: "We are white people. Are you blind?" What he said: "Neutrality force field." (Basically.)

[@wodahexe8400]

"Barrier of neutrality. Because neutrality means you get a badass force field around your country"

[@fayybeu]

The movie kinda made no sense and had a lot of plot holes, but I liked it anyway, because it's Hetalia and because we got to see the main 8 hanging out together. Or trying to save the world. It's the same.

[@aWERFRGT6545BGFG]

samee

[@enevy3165]

honestly same lmao

[@666.xoxo33]

Same and Germany trying to save Italy and somehow always saves the world cuz he’s the main character

[@supercatgirl1000]

the 7 most powerful countries in the world and Italy are now fighting these alien things while Switzerland and Liechtenstein sit in their *_Barrier of Permanent Neutrality_* because *_neutrality_* means you get a badass forcefield around your country. the baltics randomly came onto the ship. Italy got them from his ass, like where everything else came from. right as France tells England that they need to go before the fangirls get them, as it was noted that they love each other sexually. and there are random flashbacks in the movie. *_And everybody died._*

[@wodahexe8400]

Leave it to England to be the one to point out/complain about all of the plot holes.

[@dibzybd9741]

I think the best part of the animation was Sealand jumping back on his country

[@angelcakesbej3828]

Italy responds with, my ass 24/7 while Estonia Latvia and Lithuania dance to the sound of drinking Vodka

[@bernadettkasza2531]

10:39 can we just talk about how Sealand can run on water, like Jesus?

[@diorse1167]

He is Jesus

[@lampsandclovers]

And then the neighbors neighbors neighbor, who happened to be Britain, said *"holy shit"*

[@bernadettkasza2531]

@@lampsandclovers and United States started helping Britain because they're *good friends* [yay another Bill Wurtz fan XD]

[@KolkoCat]

He is Seasus

[@RiceRiceBaby223]

I mean, just look at 12:34! Honestly not surprised

[@namesurname9821]

The seven most powerful countries in the world.... And Italy

[@bia5141]

Name Surname Literally lol PASTAAA

[@chalkfanatic1848]

Oof, F in the chat bois for Italy

[@mango2042]

@@chalkfanatic1848 Its been two years but i dont care

[@mango2042]

F

[@mango2042]

F

[@wodahexe8400]

Canada a.k.a. a white person: We somehow weren't turned white.

[@wodahexe8400]

Liechtenstein a.k.a. another white person: Big brother, why are we protected from the white people?

[@paperforbrains6238]

"THE ONLY ONES LEFT ARE THE SEVEN COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD AND I T A L Y"

[@doitsuduck8049]

“oh, everyone’s brain dead.” Lmao that’s me whenever I enter any of my classrooms

[@mia-lc2om]

what’s up babe

[@doitsuduck8049]

@@mia-lc2om heyyyy 😌

[@plupersholicorn]

Love them English dub blooper references

[@f4ll3nang3lz]

The Pictonians will be back for another marker when that one's ink runs out and washes off their faces, unless it's permanent.

[@KolkoCat]

If Netherlands was in this movie, he would have made a trade deal with the aliens where he trades markers for money and make a profit off of interplanet trade.

[@f4ll3nang3lz]

@@KolkoCat That is so true! /*.*\

[@user-jb9gi3cx4o]

I see that salt for the Baltics not being in the movie much at all I relate

[@aWERFRGT6545BGFG]

And I thought hetalia couldn't get any more abridged

[@trashalt2857]

*top ten things i didn't know i needed until they came*

[@thefae8678]

Here we have the 7 most powerful countries in the world... *And then there's Italy..*

[@NAME-yg8sl]

The name Hetalia means useless italy.

[@danennaserpenter9528]

Tbh I tried to buy this movie and sneak it out of the store when it came out but the guy didn’t take off the price thing so the security went off and my parents noticed that 1.) I was hiding it and 2.) it was anime (which my close minded dad was v against) ans the kicker 3.) that the English dub was rated M for mature. Then they were like, “umm we think this is RACIST because it mentions the AXIS POWERS and they are trying to turn EVERYONE WHITE :/“ so that’s the story of how that panned out.

[@neeleedave]

this was a trainwreck start to finish

[@danennaserpenter9528]

Indeed 😂

[@birbenthusiast6716]

I want to know how the fuck America built LA on their ship

[@no.850]

Its cuz he's number 1

[@annieandelsieofarendelle3294]

It's Las Vegas.

[@melisunstable6804]

Maturing is realizing this movie makes no sense

[@Eloni10]

Watching this at night in a house full of people sleeping was a bad idea

[@costyhetalia]

-China, where did you get that wok from? - My @$$

[@wodahexe8400]

FrUK fans are amongst the Pictonians.

[@francisnancisclancis7909]

Yes

[@enevy3165]

I've been summoned

[@whathow827]

and everybody died

[@hannahlindsey1822]

I lost it at "Mein deustch face"

[@america7834]

Dude this was ARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

[@f4ll3nang3lz]

Hello America, the HERO!!!!!

[@-WackyNameHere-]

...

[@handalpiper3649]

*Sing along* "And everybody die" I love you Hetafacts

[@lunaequinox7333]

I'm gonna be honest, I thought the line about Britain and France loving each other was just a joke by you... Having watched the movie 3 times now, I appears not

[@キノコ-i1j]

Germany:Vhere did you get zhat pasta 🍝 Italy:my ass

[@PuppyLove2468]

Omg! Herr Stick returned for the movie!

[@Lemontown]

“NOT THE BAD CG!” -Germany

[@aWERFRGT6545BGFG]

I SAW GERMANY, ITALY AND JAPAN VENT!

[@dongiovanna5571]

Kinda sus..

[@ellasmith1822]

"The beef inside is real copper!- I mean beef." 😆

[@Luvl12]

This was better than the original

[@heereandqueer_andpeggy7375]

"Baku." "Uoghi-" "Mein Deutch-face.."

[@saffronic3026]

Completely misses America’s most badass fight scene

[@adolfohitora4031]

"Philippines will never be canon?!" -America That hurts, ang sakit T^T grabe...

[@nyeybee0000]

hahaha fanfic ph x world na lang

[@88uh89]

What part is it?

[@chaiwriter1531]

KAHAHAHAHA YOU T H O U G H T

[@mute_cocoa19]

He is a Canon!!!!

[@mmr9881]

Philippines is canon along with the other Southeast Asia countries

[@lunaequinox7333]

Hetafacts, I may not like all of your video's or the opinions in them, but you did f***ing great on this one

[@lunaequinox7333]

Also 1:49 *FANSERVICE, I CHOOSE YOU!*

[@avocadolfhirsehiedler742]

After he said "our culture" I genuinely thought Japan would release some of his most precious waifus on them but no, he makes them do some weird Japanese dance...

[@hetameme2697]

10:04 to Arby's!!! XDD

[@коля-щ8г1к]

And everybody died~

[@bruh0120]

*M* *Y* *A* *S* *S*

[@Texan.Insomniac]

13:01 So _that's_ where they went

[@dongiovanna5571]

3:36. “And italy” what a meanie😂😂 well thats kinda of true thou ;-;

[@Dryfloorsign]

just like what i said they could make the ending italy and rome driving a lamborgini countach twinturbo at 200 mph while the roman empire drunk driving caused by 5 galloons of wine while italy doublebarreling a minigun with a mario hat and overalls and a vaccum cleaner sucking them trough paint but we get markers,cmon i want to see that

[@tiffany-chan1235]

FINALLY! IT IS HERE!! Love the abridged vibes in this! I could count this as an abridged series! TBH!

[@angelinawilson3032]

Because Japan is better than your country usa: *nukes them twice*

[@dannachanon3050]

Japan:*Creates hentai*

[@melissag834]

USA: Fuck. We can't compete with that.

[@f4ll3nang3lz]

How to describe a movie or series by memeing it in a certain amount of time just for laughs. You make it into a parody to sum up everything. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

[@s_lasgalen]

2:28 the "ord peopre" moment still kills me every time

[@hanabiyoshi6940]

Awesome ending about the Baltic Trio!!

[@auroramoon_draws16]

And everybody died~🎶

[@francisnancisclancis7909]

True

[@jillirvine5968]

mY aSs

[@ikaragihsarumot9398]

*AGRESSIVE FANGIRL SCREECHING*

[@HazeBonsai]

And everybody dies!~~

[@thymelessness]

9:17 I swear I heard that in "Rachel and Jun's adventures"

[@sweetfern6222]

Same lol

[@name6957]

Grandpa make your dead ass useful I😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sofyaoshchepkova3259]

This……this is accurate …….almost too accurate

[@fwubee]

I got to watch this early i feel blessed

[@Noivryn]

The baltics tho

[@cremeii131]

I brought stick

[@mysticalmind3303]

This was fucking amazing I was laughing so hard omg

[@kuroganefye6795]

6:03 si!!! El FruUk es real!!!!!!! Siiiiiiiiiiiii es canon!!!!!! Siiii!!!!

[@dannachanon3050]

*Easy peasy Japaneseasy*

[@キノコ-i1j]

Subscribe to PewDiePie omg 😲 I thought Pewdiepie commented on this video lol

[@vickwhyvideos6770]

@@キノコ-i1j bruh same

[@1Katakana]

When I first watched the movie I wondered if the alien leader was the person in the beginning who got turned since their hair is so similar (if not identical) =P

[@MrsMars-kf5lb]

Okay so I just realized tony says fucking the same way I do, which I can only recognize now because my friend took to teasing me about it

[@violetrose415]

1:34 love this

[@genderless8381]

(5:20) I love how America, France, and England all have the exact same expectation

[@brookeginko]

Better than the real thing tbh

[@cremeii131]

*M y a s s*

[@lucanobrethauer9549]

I am loving this so very much

[@user-tg9qw8wl5u]

5:39 LMAOO MY DAD SAID "no more cellphone" ... I'M LAUGHING SO HARD Edit: ITALY SAYING "my ass" I'M DYING SEND HELP

[@charlieisrandom7892]

Best thing I've watched all day

[@isabellezhong3722]

thank you, god

[@stardust211]

This is fantastic

[@puck9741]

me: hears "the following is a fan based parody. Hetalia is owned by ........" me: saoa intensifies great job on the vid btw (you should watch it its rlly good and way better than the original sao )

[@f4ll3nang3lz]

XD France and England are in a romantic relationship

[@Alex-sv7gt]

Somebody said that- ♡

[@francisnancisclancis7909]

True

[@francisnancisclancis7909]

@@Alex-sv7gt o, hej, subuję ciebie z innego konta

[@brookerobinson7857]

This......This just made my day😁

[@rangerscoolepicyoutubechan9296]

I love this holy bullocks

[@zebrastar0456]

This was absolutely amazing!!!! Keep up the good work Mom!

[@aphinternet]

God- So this is what you were referring to in that chatroom that’s always dead ironically? I don’t blame you I’ve done worse

[@zetjet9901]

I read the first three comments and I’m like *This shiz gon be WEIRD*

[@beatsbycossack]

Now I can finally read the epilogue text

[@probablytenyaiidasgayboyfr85]

PRUSSIA IS MY MOOD IM A HARDCORE FANBOY FOR PRUSSIA IM SCREA!ING

[@blueicestorm4471]

POOR PRUSSIA!!

[@kittycat553]

I couldn’t stop laughing at this😂😂😂this is amazing

[@mat6184]

my doitch face XD

[@_rossiegachacakes_5378]

That movie made Me cry oof 😅

[@squiresunflower6005]

Ok this is amazing wtf-

[@violetrose415]

Love this

[@somegrill7561]

Not you dragging the movie like that. 💀🖐