Edgeworth Has Trouble Getting Names

It's a running joke in the Phoenix Wright series that Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth has trouble getting witnesses to say their names. This is just a compilation of those incidents.

[@OmegaJ12]

Edgeworth: “Witness, please state your name and occupation.” Oldbag: “OH EDGEY BOY” Edgeworth: “I would like to go back to being accused of murder, your honor.”

[@Anaea]

*WHEEZE*

[@jesusisking1294]

500th like LET’S GOOOOOOO

[@horrorsans3676]

Judge: But you haven't being accused of murder yet, Mr.Edgeworth. Edgeworth: *Im about to.*

[@younghopeproductions485]

@@horrorsans3676 Phoenix:Woah woah! Let's not commit any murders Edgeworth!

[@robertlupa8273]

@@younghopeproductions485 Edgeworth: I already did.

[@IkkezzUsedEmber]

If my name literally was Old bag, i wouldn't tell my name either

[@DitzyNizzy2009]

IkkezzUsedEmber - If my name was Oldbag, I'd have changed it when I turned 18.

[@aleksandramakari]

@Lourd And no one wanted to marry the windbag....

[@myeeeeeh]

If my name was Oldbag, I'd question why my mom would marry a man who's last name was Oldbag.

[@kevintrang3007]

@@aleksandramakari But she's got a ring

[@justsomeweirdo3078]

I would only say my first name wendy

*NAME. PROFFESSION. NOW.*

[@sauce4279]

No thanks....

[@safs1213]

@@sauce4279 Phoenix Wright: (I have a bad feeling about this.. deja vu.. again.)

[@PokeMaster22222]

Richard. University student.

[@KatietheSonicFan]

2:39

[@Grand_Kekthew_]

How 'bout no

[@WorldPeaceFighter2526]

edgeworth: state your name witness: *OnCe OpON TiME I diED*

[@castlecatsforever6405]

Bruh

[@themanok178]

hah

[@realperson9951]

what

[@Baconchilldophin]

Isn't that Godot

[@solblackfire3237]

Tralala treeleelee trelele

[@gradualdecay]

Edgeworth kicks ass, but has a hard time taking names...

[@ariahazelwood3842]

Underrated comment here 💀💀

[@Latias38]

@@ariahazelwood3842^ this right here

[@imtotallyrandom681]

Updated autopsy report

[@Kaempfdog]

We can add to the list with Ponco the robot, and Sorin Sprocket. Sorin only threw paper airplanes and Ponco was not programmed to be called a witness. (And I don’t recall but Larry gave them both a hard time too in 6-6 in court as well) Some things truly never change and that will always be priceless.

[@Damian-Hia]

Edgeworth is here to kick ass and take names and he’s having a very hard time taking names

[@darkmagicmage4526]

“...the wicked witch of the witness stand.”

[@milesedgeworth6423]

What? I did not lie, now, did I?

[@urmomoldchannel1768]

@@milesedgeworth6423 r/technicallythetruth

[@tenkaistar1089]

That had me cracking up

[@flamingdog9207]

@@milesedgeworth6423 You've got a point, she is an extremely wicked witch, especially on that damn stand...

[@fireserpent9854]

Very underrated line

[@MagitekOmega]

I love Edgeworth but man is it hilarious when the witnesses get him flustered.

[@peemani]

I love that so much too! He’s my favorite character.

[@eccentric_creampuff4983]

We love ol edgy

[@humannomore7759]

It's written adorable, not "hilarious"

[@erosacc2979]

Honestly~😂

[@snorf4730]

And why is that?

[@maragazh9993]

edgeworth: NAME. NOW. witness: didnt i tell you it? edgeworth: YOU GAVE ME YOUR OVEREXAGGERATED LIFE STORY

[@yuutokasane3332]

That should probably give the witness’s name if you listen close enough.. To the howling winds that is.

[@Kingjustin1019]

*Slams Table Furiously*

[@L1z43vr]

*Investigation-cornered*

[@thineevee7345]

@@yuutokasane3332 *iS tHaT a ReFerEnce*

[@sup6394]

😂😂

[@KageRyu798]

**SLAM** Name. Profession. *Now.*

[@silverpelt3616]

Mrs. Lop3z *Objection* The court does not know their names

[@birbrkewl8556]

@@silverpelt3616 *objection* wait who even is that guy did he go to the wrong court?

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

*deep breath* phineasandferb.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Doofenshmirtz%27s_backstories

[@juniperd.2985]

2:39

[@firstprimehunter]

Goblin slayer. Goblin slayer

[@-LastStand-]

*"Name. Profession. Now."* _-Edgeworth_

[@Ryowhosakazaki]

Ed: He heh he heh he, I like butter toast.

[@happi2180]

I'm sorry I'm stressed, I'm kinda being accused of murder, I'm a bit busy finishing this rubik's cube... I've got the whole blue side done...

[@dracko158]

Witness: *"No, I don't think I will."*

[@kosakukawajiri9561]

Y-yes dadd-

[@milkyteadrops]

You see, a long time ago I hiked up a trail-

[@Gear_Storm]

Getting a clear sense of 'I'm just trying to get my damn job done' from him XD

[@Nintendotron64]

"Witness, I asked for your name and occupation; not your life story! *DO NOT TEST MY PATIENCE!* "

[@yuutokasane3332]

I feel you edgeworth..when i work at starbucks writing the customer’s name on their cup.

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

Gear_Storm I feel bad for his sanity

[@AbyssalElegy]

he wants to go home so he can rave about phoenix lol

[@neelmodi7765]

IKR

[@ShadowyKatz]

I love it when Edgeworth gets flustered/irritated.

[@sakuraogami6885]

Olivia Rosario he's a cutie :3

[@angelstarfire]

Ikr he's cute!

[@Most1562]

He's funny as hell.

[@Puddor]

Olivia Rosario you mean always?

[@a.v.5532]

And now with the Trilogy on Switch is even more funny that earlier.

[@teaaulait4174]

“My name is Redd White but my friends call me ‘[White Boy]’”

[@genuineinterest]

WAIT REALLY

[@miu1383]

I missed it but when i saw the comments a just realized it..it does say white boi!!

[@yenvampy]

Nazish Talati yep

[@Bowling4986]

Larry (abridged): THAT IS RACIST!

[@tgo1848]

It's really commom for english games to not use the Ñ

[@TheGamerCreeper399]

"whats your name" "I'm a special character! Look at how interesting I am!" (again but in a slightly louder tone) "whats your name"

[@shamwow2000]

"Here's my overexaggerated life story" (in earrape) "Y O U R N A M E P L E A S E"

[@genericperson360]

"no u" *_N A M E P L E A S E_* *windows in the courtroom break*

[@Hannah-xw4pk]

Suddenly, Edgeworth puffs up like an angry cobra, bellowing his request in the loudest tone yet. In the distance, sirens. In the courtroom, screams. In the witness's mind, a subtle whisper that they can't quite catch, something about their name....

[@toastedwatermeln]

again at albert tone *"your name and occupation?*

[@danterodriguez03]

"My name is a pun, so you know im important to the case"

[@wolfindragonsclothing]

Witness: *won't say name* Edgeworth: *hand slams for dominance*

[@thegermangirl1880]

I want to like this but it has 69 likes, so I'll just come back later

[@heirofslytherin9808]

@@thegermangirl1880 u can do it now

[@cupofspiders5830]

suddenly oldbag

[@demonprincess9680]

And then he sees Wendy Oldbag and suddenly regrets ever speaking to her

[@GippyHappy]

I think this is what makes Edgeworth such a great character. He struggles just as much as Phoenix does to deal with the witnesses. He has faults too, he feels more human. Especially compared to all the "perfect" prosecutors we get later.

[@Moda-pf8wt]

Yeah, Edgeworth is one of my favorite characters because he has flaws that make him endearing!

[@cbbblue8348]

You can also see AA I for more struggles when dealing with witnesses

[@Quazex]

Franziska von Karma doesn't have to deal with witnesses not giving names because she has a whip😳

[@ErrorNumber404]

*ahem von Karma*

[@fireserpent9854]

HQ (Whips 4 times)

[@tatsuma5012]

damn, If this wasn't funny I'd be sorry for Edgeworth Lmfao

[@hdr_diamondz]

3.4k likes without a single reply, that's rare

[@tatsuma5012]

@@hdr_diamondz I don't even remember leaving this comment, nor watching this video to be honest with you

[@HeroKings]

@@tatsuma5012 I mean it was 3 years ago

[@tatsuma5012]

@@HeroKings Yeah, fair enough.

[@HeroKings]

@@tatsuma5012 Your comment has more likes than my channels have views 😆 Honestly though I wanna see Phoenix Wright come back

[@f1s53r]

"My name is Red White, but my friends call me blanco nino." They literally called him white boy XD! How did I miss that.

[@alphahunterd]

Oh my god! That's hilarious!!! XD

[@philipgutierrez2999]

It was hilarious

[@Zetzteno]

And I thought me missing Wendy Oldbag as a Windy Old bag was bad

[@It_sSophiaUwU]

Actually, they called him Kid White, as the adjective goes after the noun in Spanish.

[@MALEMization]

Did you say NINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!

[@U_C_G]

Edgeworth is my spirit animal

[@HikariGamer1]

Alex Healy Mine too

[@zacke.1286]

You forge evidence for muder trials too??? I thought I was the only one!

[@sweetsweetwhitesong]

omg! FAKE EVIDENCE SQUAD!

[@Eselball]

Johana TG no proof You have nothing.! >:]c

[@juliuskulla2097]

UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT SQUAD

[@mark.082]

Kimi No Na Wa - Undirected by Miles Edgeworth

[@magicalmagehimiko]

Mark Gonzalez I JUST GOT THIS JOKE I AM DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF

[@rafaelantoniozentenoguzman3909]

@@magicalmagehimiko why you are a dissappointed? The movie is precious and heart-melt.

[@magicalmagehimiko]

Rafael Zenteno because I only just remembered that Kimi no na wa means "your name"

[@olivermccall3898]

Funny joke, nice reference too

[@castlecatsforever6405]

Who else doesn't get this?

[@Sewblon]

I love how Miles interacts with Wendy. Miles can bend everyone on the witness stand from hardened criminals to the rich and powerful to his will. He keeps his calm even when he knows that he is going to lose the case. But the old lady crushing on him causes him to crumble to pieces. Everyone has a weakness. Miles just doesn't have the weakness that you would expect.

[@giogio4222]

Well, that and earthquakes

[@naroIo]

@@giogio4222 And elevators too.

[@llSuperSnivyll]

@@naroIo The day an earthquake happens while Edgeworth is on an elevator with Oldbag, he dies on the spot.

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

Cristian Martinez 😂 help I started laughing at this comment and I can’t stop

[@thienbaongo7997]

@@llSuperSnivyll *Miles Edgeworth scratches at elevator doors trying desperately to claw his way out.*

[@chiptunist]

*JUST TELL ME YOUR DANG NAME ALREADY*

[@trancesunrise3056]

Mafia-kun *PROFESSION* *NOW*

[@mitchellalexander9162]

*HISENBERG!*

[@Kazutoes]

YOUR LINK PROFILE PIC MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER

[@lucyakaluckstat]

Lillielover weeb

[@safs1213]

I don't use my real name in this story, of course. Just.. listen/ Miles: Witness State your name and occupation. Me: *wearing earmuffs* Hrm? Miles: Name and occupation. Me: *takes off earmuffs* Miles: ... Me: ... Phoenix and Mia/Maya: uhhh... Judge: Please speak or else you won't get to do your testimony, Mr. Jordan. Me: oh. Sorry, was wearing earmuffs. Connor Jordan. And by occupation.. uh.. being accused of murder. Mia: You're occupation before the murder! (I have a sense of Deja Vu. He has the same sweater and a mask, just like Phoenix when he was accused of murder. And.. he's sick. He better have not eaten poison too.) Phoenix: *Penalty sound* (Oh.. no.. Deja vu.. please no.) Me: Writing.. er.. art and KZbin.

[@fresh8462]

Edgeworth: Name and profession witness: doesn't answer Phoenix: aw shit, here we go again

[@Kinra_Jade]

"What!? Just 'cause you're all grown-up don't mean you can push me around!" *Touché*

[@sei_onmusic]

*silence*

[@neelmodi7765]

i mean technically true, but he's just following formalities and trying to do his job, and this is a court of law, soooooooooooooooooooooo...

[@horrorsans3676]

Fortunately for Edgeworth, the power of melons-er, nice ladies, are stronger than Cody.

[@8BitMisdreavus]

"I make teh Steel Samurai, n00b! ROFL!" "..." "Sal. Sal Manella. I'm a director. Television." Edgeworth was not dealing with that shit today.

[@AmbassadorCantrip]

He ain't no n00b at l1f3

[@Jukantos]

Im more flustered by the obvious Salmonella (bacteria) joke in there

[@swosho]

ROFL... LMAO!

[@alice-nw5np]

“Sal Manella” SALMONELLA OMG

[@meglovelyxoxoxo]

Its even better when you see in context with the rest of the trial xD By that point he just wanted to be done

[@Berries20]

Judge: "Please remember you're speaking to a child. Try to be gentle." Edgeworth: *_MMMMRPPPH_*

[@fierytigergaming8112]

His Mind: "Judge, you might need to arrange a different trial soon!"

[@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731]

NGHOOOHHHH

[@Shadoboy]

I also loved how Edgeworth couldn't get Cody to leave the camera out of the courtroom. "So, you're telling me you discussed terms with a kid... and LOST?!"

[@floricel_112]

He probably outtriviad him at Steel samurai

[@kytheres379]

"howling wind"? I've never heard Edgeworth described like that before * i'm dying *

[@neelmodi7765]

yeah no edgeworth was just tired of his BS

[@AngusArtEntertainment]

I wonder, when Angel served that caviar, if that counted as bribing the judge?

[@codex5949]

AngusArt Entertainment all i know is that the background music was lit

[@GHOSTFEDD]

@@codex5949 its the same music used earlier on, as it was also April May's theme, and she got charged for tapping Maya's phone ^^

[@stoiccutie7615]

@@fubuki.pershinge1 Objection! It's actually Maya's phone.

@@stoiccutie7615 Hold it! Maya's phone indeed has a recording of the conversation, but the one April May's tapped was Mia's because the tap was in the office and Maya was not in the office!

[@stoiccutie7615]

@ Objection! I'm pretty sure that in-game when you have to present the phone as evidence Phoenix would say "This is the defendant's phone. " The defendant is Maya. Ergo, the phone that was tapped was Maya's phone! (Well played tho, I had to think about my answer for a sec-)

[@bluesish1350]

It appears Edgeworth is....on edge ;)

[@LDPRxPS3x1]

This pun was not Edgeworth my time

[@bookworm_of_heaven]

This is great. I shall pronounce you all *Worthy* of a seat in the pun-throne room.

[@redusto4505]

THE DOOR IS RIGHT THERE | v 🚪

[@callmeshifty6263]

... *get out*

[@AbyssalElegy]

IssueAlexus35 SKEETUS YEETUS, IT IS MEUS

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

Redd White, CEO of Bluecorp... *okay*

[@RenShinomiya121]

his name and company is already a big contradiction

[@myeeeeeh]

His friends call him white boy.

[@XallbX]

And he was born in France XD

[@splitz12755]

**Sudden realization** o mah lord, how have I just noticed now. rather its the reason he says "Red white blue" at the start, or he sells tooth paste. (Most tooth pastes are red white and blue.)

[@mslightbulb]

Hat kid :3 wait, in my country most toothpaste are white green or blue.

[@skud2839]

Edgeworth: Will you state your name? Witness: Well yes but actually no Edgeworth: *You’re not just a clown, you’re the entire circus*

[@xRAINxOFxBLOODx]

Edgeworth was cursed by von Karma. Franziska was cursed too, but she used her whip to minimize the affects.

[@yocarter9221]

@@LucyAdroit never happened to Payne and Godot

[@NinaNooneknows]

@HQ A real pain.

[@NOPE210]

@@yocarter9221 Well my fav characters is godot, Edgeworth, franz.. but maya and phoenix.. so this is true... very pain now

[@hongmeiling8219]

“O-objection! I object to the witness’s talkativeness!” “Objection sustained!” This killed me

[@fierytigergaming8112]

Literally me every time someone went off on a tangent

[@stephenwells6434]

That is actually a legitimate objection.

[@jonquilgemstone]

Judge: *reminds him to be gentle with the smol but difficult child* Miles Edgeworth: *internal screaming*

[@comfortzone2282]

Whats his name, Whats his name?! I got Nothing on a Name!?! COME ON BABY WHATS THE NAME?! WE THREW OUT HIS NAME!

[@RockJusticeVids]

o_o

[@violethelianthus1436]

Oh god, I just died of laughter! XD

[@vrlandt]

Spongebob

[@rafaelantoniozentenoguzman3909]

Judge:pls senior piña pineda, that repair my car, state your name a occupation...

[@chiakinanami5129]

Shit I can hear this one

[@andrewnunn681]

Edgeworth disliked this

[@bornahrabar6137]

16

[@anaj835]

17

[@quirkyeggmuffin]

(18)

[@PoisonPurple]

20 Miles... I'll go home now...

[@tannerthebanana2622]

@@PoisonPurple you made my day!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tadeogomez7303]

*SLAM.* Name. Proffession. Now. If that isn't enough to convince you Edgeworth is one of the best characters in AA, then I don't think anything can.

[@robertlupa8273]

Actually, there is a thing that can do that even better. *The awkward objection*

[@PM-rp4bl]

​@@robertlupa8273 indeed! verily, i say! ergo!

[@CallenderMan]

@@PM-rp4bl Objection! That was... objectionable.

[@cattudoggu]

Love the replies under this comment

[@shyreyeslegalassistant851]

Edgeworth : Will the witness state his/her name and profession? Witness : *says other things* Edgeworth : im about to end my whole career

[@hallow-oda]

the witnesses are what caused him to choose death

[@simantoahmed9849]

This is underrated

[@prosto_a_user]

@@hallow-oda Ah yes, "to choose the death".

[@hallow-oda]

@@prosto_a_user if you didn't know, that's something edgeworth actually does in the second game!

[@prosto_a_user]

@@hallow-oda I did know, duh.

[@grub9111]

Edgeworth: State your name. Witness: *i WaS bOrN aT a VeRy YoUnG aGe*

[@kosakukawajiri9561]

Lmao

[@cupids_favourite_aro4578]

I love Phoenix's "wtf is happening and why am i involved?" face, and his little side comments😂

[@dintour7660]

*N A M E .*

[@ThisIsntAYoutuber]

*O C C U P A T I O N .*

[@Danb-fk5iw]

*_N O W ._*

[@repeaterlanes8024]

niet

[@sandraskender1388]

I will not

[@Kamila_Kamila]

Meme Bin First of all, I once had a cat and a dog. Then my dog ate my cat, and my cat ate the house, then my house ate me *5 hours later* Oh btw my name is Erman Fishm

[@NocturnalDecay]

Edgeworth: "Will the witness state her name and profession?" Angel: here's a lunchbox

[@sunsethourglass4406]

*The wicked witch of the witness stand*

[@amnaz4024]

Imagine Edgeworth working at Starbuck, but no one tells him their name.

[@loafthy]

Underrated comment 😂

[@lemonace6695]

*whezee* I'm dying

[@Twelve_Angel]

It's funny when you realise Edgeworth is having a bad time with all the characters from rise from the ashes XD

[@Twelve_Angel]

what the fuck

[@Isthatthegrimreaper170]

He also has a bad time with all the turnabout samurai characters

[@equilintogo5378]

Well literally everyone from that extra case screams for a bad time.

[@bugbear2357]

That's because everyone in the damn case was somehow involved in an old murder, just like Edgeworth's trial, except the defendant is even more uncooperative this time

[@sailorsaix1668]

I like to think the only thing stopping Miles from strangling some of these people is the paycheck. (And the jailtime probably)

[@hawks-wings]

relatable

[@Stroimex]

"I'm not witness, I am Ponco! Say it with me. P-O-N-C-O!"

[@farhaanraja7994]

Stroimex Now, miss panco- "ITS POOOOONNNCOOOOOOO!"

[@tomasstargamer6308]

Poor little Ponco.

[@MotorcycleCheetah]

XD

[@nicholaskerr3066]

Tomas Star Gamer That’s what happens when Edgeworth tries to treat a robot like any other witness.

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

The interaction between Edgeworth and ponco was hilarious

[@biotenki9760]

4:20 "The Wicked Witch of the Witness stand" That is the best line I've heard from this series so far and I hope it can only get better

[@butteredsalmonella]

I find it even more ironic that in the 4th case, Turnabout Goodbyes, Von Karma made Yanni Yogi pretend he forgot his name which made Pheonix really annoyed, Edgeworth was more annoyed considering how much suffering he had asking for names and occupations in the Prosecutor's Bench.

[@fierytigergaming8112]

Yep Edgeworth: "Now Wright knows how I feel..."

[@nicholaskerr3066]

Name and occupation. *Sorin writes his name on a page in his notebook, tears it out, and sends it as a paper airplane to the Judge.* Judge: Sorin Sprocket, managing director of Sprocket Aviation. In the future please give your name in words, not paper airplanes.

[@NOPE210]

Phoenix/ Objetion! i think he is muted or... deaf something? i`m not sure about your honor...

[@t_t9269]

Edgeworth: *trying to do his job* Everyone: *Either annoys him or blame him*

[@spades2575]

Edgeworth: Witness, state your name and profession Witness: tHe pOwEr oF cHrIsT cOmPeLs yOu Edgeworth: **confused screaming**

[@KingsRow55]

Oldbag has to be my favorite witness, the way they just rip into her for never being able to shut up

[@Majster4K]

The best thing here is not that objection to Oldbag's talkativness, but the fact that this objection got sustained immediately

[@stephenwells6434]

That's actually a legitimate objection. It would've been weird if the judge didn't sustain it.

[@estherwinchester2831]

Edgy:Name and profession please Witness: Alex Johnson. American author Edgy: I said, NAME. AND. PROFESSION. Witness:I-I did... Edgy: Oh did you? Sorry I’m usually expecting a crazy life story by now.

[@blueglasses2843]

3:44 please Mr gant, edgeworth always having hard time just to get names and occupation of a witness

[@Darcrest]

69 likes Nice

[@sparklinglemon-limepop8442]

I love this

[@angelstarfire]

Watching Edgeworth suffering makes me smile 😂😂Especially his encounters with the OldBag

[@fierytigergaming8112]

Same, although her infatuation with him made me vomit in JFA

[@UsernameDoesntCare]

1:50 "Please remember that you're speaking to a child" That really got me to be honest.

[@whatshappeninganymore2473]

It seems like the Judge was at his most reasonable in AA1. Sure he was a little easy to influence, but he generally helped to keep things just a little more sane

[@DWN037]

"But my friends call me Blanco Niño." Ace Attorney: Now with a healthy dose of Vanilla Ice.

[@kakateboi42]

Don't remind me **Stardust* *Crusaders* *flashbacks*

[@silverflight01]

And sand

[@bashekis]

go white boy go

[@kosakukawajiri9561]

@@kakateboi42 shut up

[@rokii_n7099]

Yes okay but Edgeworth is cute when he gets flustered

[@peemani]

Big fat agree he’s my videogame crush.

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

_.Afternoon._.Tea_ I like Blackquill

[@TarminatorSalvation]

why does Edgeworth finish Jake Marshall's sentences? I never noticed this before.

[@curlamus4452]

It is better explained in the 3D version for the 3DS. The dialogue is changed slightly so it's easier to understand

[@ProfessionalismTrash]

TarminatorSalvation I think Edgeworth was just trying to mock him. "Yeah you're just a patrolman, you suck"

[@ultrixsoma2736]

My bet is that it was a translation error.

[@lpfan4491]

Professionalism Trash xD

[@gravity8120]

The same reason that Ema and Maya occasionally read Phoenix's thoughts, I bet.

[@jouritube963]

*smashes desk at full force breaking the sound barrier* NAME PROFESSION I DEMAND IT

[@scriptedjava9265]

At that speed Edgeworth would have been yanked to the center of the Earth, Christ

[@redpikdman]

“You’re not just a clown, you’re the entire circus!”

[@endeavorrattata7839]

I like the part where Edgeworth had trouble getting their names. I also feel that Edgeworth might need to bring a bit of burn heals after getting scorched by cody.

[@drplank553]

*this should be a meme*

[@ayyylmao101]

What a good Doggo Lmao it already is one

[@Harun-uh1yh]

Ayyy lmao give me it link

[@revriee]

Edgeworth: Witness, please state your name and occupation. Witness: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is an aerobic capacit- Edgeworth: *starts crying*

[@TheMCzorro]

Meme. Occupation. Now. Sorry, that sucked, I'll try again later

[@friendlybee9476]

At least he said "please"

[@pinksha9760]

Edgeworth is hot in game but clapped in the anime

[@milesedgeworth6423]

Please refrain from lewding the prosecution, thank you.

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

Miles Edgeworth THANK YOU

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

Also I feel like that comment mixed with the video are a risk for your mental stability

[@karla3153]

@@milesedgeworth6423 69 likes, if somebody ruins it im gonna call 911

[@karla3153]

@Nina Field (: now both the main comment and that one are at 96. I can die in peace

[@kono_ryu]

How is it possible that I can actually *RELATE* to Edgey in this case...

[@otaku-chan4888]

Edgeworth is always relatable lol

[@fierytigergaming8112]

@@otaku-chan4888 Yep, there have been quite a few times where the game makes you feel like strangling the witness (Here's looking at you, Oldbag!)

[@postal2forthe3ds]

Nobody: Witnesses when Edgeworth asks for their names: *Insert Eggman Pisses on the Moon copypasta here*

[@genericperson360]

_I, Miles Edgeworth, a prosecutor currently attempting to convince an old man at the back of the courtroom known as the Judge that the organism belonging to the Homo Sapiens species on trial has directly caused another Homo Sapiens to cease all of its body functions, which is a severe violation of the code of conduct in this country we are currently inhabiting, require knowledge of the name you are referred to as, as well as your current tasks that you are given monetary compansation to perform in order to perform the task that I, similarly, am given monetary compansation to do, to the best of my ability. Likewise, I strongly suggest you use your mouth and vocal chords to relay this crucial information to me as soon as you are able to._

[@Puhi66]

Probably the single best comment on this very blessed video. Props, man.

[@nathanjohnpalaogaming4872]

For some reason seeing "Homo Sapiens" _INSTANTLY_ made me laugh

[@anonymouscausewhynot]

Thank you for this gem

[@L1z43vr]

Edgeworth: *O B J E C T I O N ! ! !* Phoenix: OBJECTION!!! *Desk slam* The Trial...DIDNT EVEN START *Pursuit-Cornered*

[@fora1924]

Edgeworth : Name and occupation Witness : how about *_n o_*

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

replytomeifgay Edgeworth: TRIGGERED

[@rinringringu]

Edgewhort: state your name please. Witsness: *hE CreArLy aSkeD mE To tElL mY OvEr dRaMatiC LiFe sToRy* Edgewhort: *am I a joke to you?* Oldbag: yes, but actually no.

[@misss7096]

Y'know, I'm surprised there isnt an in-game sprite where he's just slamming his head on something

[@kosakukawajiri9561]

Like von karma

[@notsoanonymouself]

Edgeworth:For ONCE can I just have someone tell me their name?!

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

AnonymousElf yeah! My name is... hey did you know there are some ppl who forget their own name or change it? Hah! Like my cousin! Her name was.... *TWO FREAKING HOURS LATER* What was the question again?

[@lemonace6695]

Phoenix: I'M PHOENIX WRIGTH AND I'M AN ATTORNEY! LOOK AT MY BADGE! Edgeworth: *screams internaly* *bangs head in desk* Can ANYONE ELSE just tell me their name?!

[@cattudoggu]

@@lemonace6695 THAT "LOOK AT MY BADGE" TOOK ME OUT 😂😂

[@ArtemisEros]

Witness- _actually stares their name and profession_ Edgeworth- there is a God in this world after all

[@TheMCzorro]

Edgeworth- Were you present near the scene of the crime at the time of the crime? Witness- Oh my GOd, I never realized how handsome you are, so dreamy, so mysterious... Edgeworth- ...You can't be fucking serious.

[@catbombs.]

“but my friends call me blanco niño” omg i never realized he said that LMAO

[@lilfizz1619]

Gotta love how phoenix is just silently roasting him lmaoo

[@Kamila_Kamila]

Edgeworth: “Witness, please state your name and occupation.” Witness: *”1 2 7 3, down the rockerfeller street-“*

[@mambo1062]

Edgeworth: please state your name and profession. literally everyone: y’know I once lived in a state-

[@cylipses2573]

“Wicked Witch of the Witness Stand” will forever be one of my favorite quotes from Ace Attorney.

[@Blaze5857]

hlep

[@L1z43vr]

HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahaha!!!11111 its better then that Manfred Von Karma remix from the DL-6 trial

[@viegomainjune]

hlep

[@Mikimaki7267]

Miles Edgeworth Worthy you aren’t worthy of help

[@Blaze5857]

Damon Gant Your lunch can wait. State your name and occupation!

[@Mikimaki7267]

Miles Edgeworth worthy are you sure you want to do this?

[@debbiebishop86]

someone just give this poor boy a xanax already

[@Ristarite]

Wicked witch of the witness stand... Wow.

[@MotorcycleCheetah]

“The Wicked Witch of The Witness Stand” XD Always cracks me up

[@anabnormalschizophreniac9868]

*_You're not a clown, You're the entire Circus._*

[@scarlettskipper9352]

'Wicked witch of the witness stand'. 🤣🤣🤣 He certainly has a way with words!

[@IceCubahh]

0:10 The way miles reacts gives me life

[@voidsurger7038]

“Please be gentle” *UNHOLY SCREAMS FROM KOTOKO IN THE BACKGROUND*

[@verscont1505]

Nitro/Kevin Gaming WOW I DIDN'T EXPECT TO FIND A DR FAN HERE

[@voidsurger7038]

But both characters were technichally children. I thought I’d just make a small reference to characters that were both traumatized in some way (Cody because of what happens in Case 3 of Ace Attorney 1.. and obviously Kotoko. I’m a “man” of many different fandoms.)

[@olivermccall3898]

Nitro/Kevin Gaming Yeah, let's not.

[@GHOSTFEDD]

WAIT NO THIS IS ACE ATTORNEY NOT DANGANRONPA NON-RELATED GAMES ARE NOT ALLOWED IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT

[@lawlietyuri]

UtSuGi nO-

[@safiiyaa]

Edgeworth: Name?! Oldbag: *hAi hAwT bOi!*

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

Saffy • 30 years ago 😂

[@jovanaavramovic2485]

imagine hating your son so much you name them sal manella

[@AlexSwagburn]

*NAME AND OCCUPATION*

[@NeighborSenpai]

Nope, just visiting

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

😂

[@LoL-sq3xe]

Where are the “You are not a clown, you are the entire circus” comments?

[@danterodriguez03]

i love the face edgeworth made when talking to sal manela, i just imagine him like "and this is the dude that makes steel samurai?" with so much dissapointment

[@bleachboi4205]

0:17 that face...GIVES ME LIFE

[@pilot_aki]

TV Tropes calls it “zombie with stomach flu”.

[@accuratememin]

0:30 And there we have one of, if not the only objection in AA History not made during a cross examination.

[@scarlettskipper9352]

Poor guy. He honestly should be given a medal for the crap he deals with.

[@demi-femme4821]

"the wicked witch of the witness stand" Edgeworth is just 110% DONE.

[@ianfinrir8724]

He just wants to go home and drink until he passes out.

[@overwatch-transhuman-arm]

Pure 4 minutes of just Edgeworth getting difficulties on people stating their names. Now *THIS* is ASMR.