Panic at the Disco - American Valley

[@carlyyjanette]

My favorite anti drug commercial from the 1960s

[@iPatkice]

2006 - emo panic! 2008 - stoned panic!

[@jazibahsyed1326]

Patrice Urie HELLO AGAIN

[@ainebooth449]

2009: alone panic

[@thedankmemechronicles4160]

did you just

[@ainebooth449]

oops

[@reinventlove1866]

i see you every where

[@memyselfandtumblr]

this should be an anti-drug commercial

[@TheFirstHitsTheBand]

I love this comment

[@Jsol2345]

No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "I love you" "I got cheEse WhiZ"

[@ainebooth449]

I JUST SAW THAT I

[@beebourie7202]

I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@nat-bx9vo]

hello again

[@katewatanabe9085]

Where do I find this

[@jasminerees9171]

I threw my phone

[@scarletdawn8105]

"if I lost my hand" and "car broke down" new hit singles from jon and ryan

[@cereal7835]

..

[@tally_hal]

this is why the young veins are far more superior than whatever's left of panic!

[@ritalinrat2145]

@@tally_hal i dont know if i should laugh and agree, or be offended ;-; i love both lol

[@kyliec2454]

'if I ever lost my hand' by ryan Ross is my new favourite song

[@dynamicduo2436]

I read it as if I ever lost my band oops lol

[@kyliec2454]

+dyanimic duo @brendon lol

[@tomiew1746]

It's Patrick's favorite too

[@oddlyaugustus]

Kate Biersack too soon

[@mr.fahrenheit347]

kylie c Same!

[@wolftasticYT]

"is your life in order?" "no but i got cheez whiz"

[@phoenixwysocki3655]

"do you have any friends?" "No but I got cheez whiz"

[@guaplord307]

blood rose "do you have a social life?" " no but I got cheez whiz"

[@espresshoe9253]

that one bitch Family: you get yourself that college acceptance letter yet? Me: no but I got cheese whiz

[@artemisglow2202]

Sammeeeee

[@okamirosa2832]

Parents: “Have you gotten your grades up?” Me: “No, but I got Cheez Whiz”

[@kallie5340]

I'm dying the way Ryan says Cheese Wiz literally kills me

[@hyuneminroll]

Same, Hi Ryan 😂

[@deccersnightout]

I want whatever they're on

[@frankenstein3190]

"If I Ever Lost My Hand" A new single by Ryan Ross ft. Patrick Stump

[@gerardscoffee6287]

YOU ARE MY HERO

[@friendlyghost7781]

^THERE GOES MY HERO WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

[@ktdrhr6893]

Wannabe Rachel KUDOS MY HERO

[@comeko6096]

couldnt *handle* that tho

[@Ash11039]

By panic! At the disco

[@hyuneminroll]

My senior quote - No, but I've got cheese whiz

[@dylaninpieces2]

show me your yearbook.

[@xxB4J4BL4STxx]

IM DOING THAT OMG

[@Ash11039]

mine is gonna be "Let's get out of this bitch town"

[@Hailey-ec3bp]

Makayla Moseby lol

[@sophiasshook416]

I wanna do "Dan, get the granola"

[@user7311]

"How are the fries?" "Ah, they're soggy... which is a good thing."

[@hipsterkat7702]

"Guys, we need to sponser cheez whiz, but how do we do it?" brendon: well...

[@raeleelol]

I DIDN'T KNOW THE CHEESE WHIZ VIDEO WAS LONGER OH MY GOD

[@mr.fahrenheit347]

Pidge Gunderson SAMEEE AND I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[@samd9453]

a simple frog ME EITHER

[@alex_marie24]

Lmao

[@itz_galaxyfam6626]

time?

[@ryankai540]

I LOVE IT THO

[@ainebooth449]

Yep, this video is pretty damn odd

[@johara3nezi257]

guess you could say it's

[@johara3nezi257]

Pretty. Odd.

[@zirconandfriends]

Johara 3nezi uhm that’s the joke

[@rachelx557]

Panic! at the Disco - American Valley (alternatively titled 'Gay Stoners on a Roadtrip'

[@nonametis4817]

*'Gay Stoners on a roadtrip... with Cheez Whiz' ... I'm sorry... well, actually no not really

[@brunobucciarati3251]

why is tHE CHEESE WHIZ PART SO FUNNY I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10 MINUTES

[@AnudaMustacheKarkera]

No one knows.

[@AnudaMustacheKarkera]

No one knows.

[@snxrkmaidcn]

+Brendon Urie's Forehead omg almost twins

[@CeceSammon]

No one knows what it means but it's provocative and keeps the people going

[@jilliebeansss]

+Brendon Urie I HAVE SEEN YOU LITERALLY EVERWHERE

[@penelopevalladares9504]

"Car broke down, Car broke down, We crashed" New single by Ryan Ross and Jon Walker!

[@tomiew1746]

You mean the young veins

[@penelopevalladares9504]

+Kate Biersack *cries* you did not just

[@moshlingzoo]

I was going to say, 'Actually, they're called The Young Veins', but somebody beat me to it.

[@a.grimes1042]

"No, but I got cheese-whiz," ~Ryan Ross.

[@ainebooth449]

I think I just watched an episode of Supernatural

[@lonelypotato238]

Áine Mary Same

[@d0gbreath]

Áine Mary omg same

[@avocadosatlaw9406]

Same

[@adearmadillo3952]

Áine Mary Oh my God 😂😂

[@vivianwu4746]

is anyone here solely for the purpose of ryan saying cheez whiz bcuz same also im crying of laughter because i keep putting it on repeat

[@whatislife6343]

Me too

[@faithmoore1205]

VividlyVivi same m8

[@ezzievelasquez9922]

VividlyVivi Same

[@luciazuzu5577]

meeee

[@gabyelias5229]

VividlyVivi that's the only reason I watched

[@quinnchapman5806]

I kinda have the feeling that the whole message of this video was 1) cheese whiz & 2) we're massive stoners Or 3) don't do drugs / this is what it's like to be on drugs

[@thatnickchick7966]

I literally typed in "Ryan Ross cheese whiz" and this popped up. I'm done

[@millycoin8910]

Same

[@goldipiez9025]

+Miss Jackson same

[@sophiela6222]

SAME HAHA

[@jadaloren9423]

I typed in 'no but I got cheese whiz'

[@okaybxndit6231]

same 😂

[@FuckYeahEdwardCullen]

hahahah Spencer: "do you believe in aliens? we do, we've got 'em!"

[@radtay6017]

BRENDON CAN YOU DIGEREEDONT

[@audreydeyoung567]

YOU DID NOT

[@dexvoanmillerknight9589]

Rad Tay *FUCK YOU*

[@donkeyballs6915]

Rad Tay lol

[@donkeyballs6915]

Oh vine may you rest in piece xd

[@nixtheclause9984]

Also. The fact that there is a LITERAL DIGEREEDOO playing at the end.

[@sadperson727]

Ryan says it at 2:17. You're welcome.

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh90]

thanks pete

[@aesthetic.1997]

Thnks Pete

[@myamazingchemicalromanceis3193]

thanks pete

[@artemisdegenovarodriguez6218]

thanks pete

[@asjosays]

thanks pete

[@taisgrim]

Either they were on drugs or they found Night Vale. Also there will be a time in wich people stumble upon this and think they were a band from the 1960's

[@apirooola]

OH MY GOD YOURE A LISTENER TOO

[@ooonightshadeooo5098]

NIGHT VALE YES

[@gabbywest5723]

Tais Grim YES NIGHT VALE

[@deviliablack6213]

YES ANOTHER FELLOW RESIDENT

[@brooke5213]

I'd love to be stranded in the middle of nowhere with Ryan Ross

[@moshlingzoo]

You see, when I saw this comment just now, I was going to reply 'same' (even though it was two years ago, don't judge me). But the more I think about it, the less I agree. We can see from this video that Ryan has no clue how to fix a vehicle, so if you were stranded because your car broke down, you'd have no hope of getting back home. In fact, he probably wouldn't even try to help, he'd just play the guitar and make up songs about losing his hand. He's small and scrawny, meaning he'd be pretty useless in most dangerous situations; plus he's a writer, and as we all know, writers are total pansies, so if there _were_ danger, he'd probably just cry and write angst-y emo poetry about the situation. But surely he brought supplies? *No, but he 'got Cheez Whiz!'* Hypothetically, you'd be better off with someone mature and level-headed, like Jon. Although Jon is the most stereotypical 'lazy stoner' I can think of, so even he wouldn't be a great companion if you were stranded in the middle of nowhere. Dallon Weekes might be a better option, but of course, he's not in this video. Hell, I think even Brendon would be more useful than Ryan, but probably not by much. I need to get a life.

[@livispivi4387]

Phancakes Your comment killed me lmfao

[@moshlingzoo]

Ahah, thank you! :)

[@cierra6406]

Phancakes that comment gives me life😂😂😂

[@chaymamadfaa6373]

Phancakes you deserve an award

[@miaallen6161]

honestly i think this is the greatest thing ever. don't do drugs kids.

[@-_-iamaunicorn-_-2455]

"ALL OF YOUR TEACHERS DO DRUGS!"

[@godsrevolver666]

I love at 8:42 Ryan just goes oh no I'm the most non caring voice ever

[@kipplingxx]

"Oh noo, oh noooo"

[@fefa-aaa]

i wonder how many drugs did they take before recording this

[@jacquelineokeke1286]

Too many

[@emma-hv4rv]

Ferz Hidalgo and Jon didn't pay for any of it

[@mossfroggi]

ferzequalstrash all of them

[@mossfroggi]

ferzequalstrash they took all of the drugs

[@johara3nezi257]

all they needed was Champagne, Cocaine, Gasoline. And most things in between.

[@claudiaciancanelli]

When panic! was at its best.

[@LeeDoesArtStuff]

Claud Chanks Do you mean...panic

[@jolied842]

8:59 there was a terrible...CRASH

[@Jsol2345]

3:53 that is the exact face he made in the Uma Thurman video fight me

[@sandsings]

oH FRICK IT IS

[@beebourie7202]

Dude I see you everywhere you're awesome

[@carolinecholette8767]

what

[@caseyw1686]

during the dreaded era in which the ! was removed, we were saved by George Ryan 'Cheese Whiz" Ross III

[@blueerat7881]

This was filmed with a soup can but I love it

[@chronicmigraine1168]

No, it was filmed with a jar of cheezwiz.

[@mrs.lesterfuentes852]

....

[@blueerat7881]

Anonymous Poodle damn you

[@hailey6261]

Chronic Migraine wow

[@juliawed]

They were stoned all trough 2008 man

[@awesomellama8141]

So about how much weed do you guys think was involved in the production of this video?

[@carylrose24]

a lot

[@SixxIsTheMagicNumber]

Id say at least 3/4 of the budget was solely spent on weed.

[@faithmoore1205]

Awesomellama more than 2 pounds

[@AshsModeratelyInterestingLife]

maybe they snorted the cheese wiz

[@faithmoore1205]

Awesomellama XD

[@cheezwhiz5185]

Ryan just seems like the chillest person ever like???

[@cheezwhiz5185]

Actually everyone seems chill in this video like they just smoked 20 blunts and went on a drive lmao😂

[@shalinikolli5481]

He's on the drugs

[@hailey6261]

He has did the devils lettuce 😂😂

[@CatherineSaunders]

AW RYAN IS SO CUTE SOMEONE SHOOT ME

[@mykie9991]

Catherine Saunders B DJAbei

[@moshlingzoo]

I think it's kind of... Foreshadowing, that throughout almost the entire video, Ryan is with Jon and Brendon is with Spencer --- rather than how, usually, Brendon and Ryan would stick together. Lmao.

[@moshlingzoo]

+Jeana Marzipan - I'm so -not- sorry.

[@MakeyJu]

I actually noticed that Brendon and Spencer don't speak much at all in the 2008-2009 videos and interviews. it's mostly Jon and Ryan talking about the creative process and stuff like, looking back, there were lots of hints beforethe breakup happend...

[@Ash11039]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@beewh1sperer]

honestly I can't tell if the video or the comments on this fucking video are funnier.

[@Bella-fq3oq]

NO BUT I GOT CHEESE WHIZ

[@s8tn666]

I agree with your username and your statement.

[@alysonjones4688]

At the part where they said "americana" I literally started singing young volcanoes

[@crashycymbals]

i started screeching halsey woops

[@Luna-celeste]

1) What's going on 2) Why are they even traveling3) why is there a WILD party going down in a dragons mouth4) how come the gambling game thing wasn't important to the plot it was just like "here have brendon gambling in the middle of the desert with no explanation5) how come the cheez whiz was mentioned but never seen6) how come when the broke down Ryan and Jon didn't help out just sat in the car singing "the car broke down" for 2+ hours7) why did they sing the same song for 3 hours8) why is the narrator so dramatic when all it is, is "ALIEN JERKY!"9) DID THEY EVER GET THE JERKY?10) the video should have ended with them falling asleep, Brendon wakes up and sees a post hiatus Patrick Stump from the future, Patrick says slowly and creepily "I must take your lungs before your singing becomes too strong"

[@fefa-aaa]

I LOVE THIS COMMENT

[@amandaking9527]

IM LAUGJING THEY SOUND SO ANGRY "dude can you get me some flaming hot Cheetos no homo"

[@jazzm.2120]

Does anyone find the narration hilarious?

[@goldenblue8991]

"And that's how it continued for an hour, two hours, three." Can you move it along, I'm all out of time cards 😂

[@r0esheen]

They were higher than the Victorious high note in this video tbh

[@kittrellcabrera-ayers7125]

Ryan's in 90% of the shots because they know what the people want

[@Iucifers_dad]

For everyone looking for "No, but I got Cheese Whiz" 2:19

[@jenna3304]

Little did Ryan know his cheeze wiz was going to be iconic.

[@ambystr]

nobody: not a single soul: ryan & jon: cAr bRoke dOwn wE cRasHed it aGaiN

[@lydiemorales07]

Plot twist :Zack is the narrative voice

[@faithmoore1205]

"No, but I got cheez whiz" -Ryan Ross is swear they went full hippie in this one. bell bottoms, round glasses, and a FUCKING VOLKSWAGON VAN

[@ronforyouruncle4406]

I'm dying because the narrator's voice is so intense and happy pretty odd songs are playing in the background

[@43rip]

- this sounded like a documentary about stoned gays on a roadtrip - or like a vlog but a very old version - actually i dont know. fetus panic! just literally made the weirdest shits ever. but we cant help to love it anyway

[@jilliebeansss]

" No but I got cheese wiz " - Ryan Ross

[@reneliz]

"no, but I got cheese wiz"

[@cateaaia9004]

this whole video is just one big dank meme.

[@gc0644]

LOL true

[@sparklecharmer]

the likes were at 420 but then i ruined it

[@asterkiriyama]

dont do drugs children

[@patrickdoesstuff3601]

i came here for cheese whiz and received the funniest documentary style video I`ve ever seen.

[@Spicety]

mom: do you have friends me: no but i got cheez whiz

[@oliverquinn701]

Ryan's song about losing hand was supposed to be on the Cabin Album.

[@radtay6017]

2:15 AMERICANA DO YOU WANNA FEEL A LITTLE BEAUTIFUL BABY

[@Jsol2345]

YES

[@MalabuAJ]

4:55 RYANS LITTLE SONG GIVES ME LIFE

[@jacksliney1004]

"No but I got cheez whiz," little did he know he just created the biggest meme ever

[@raregemsofthenet9060]

I need to get this off my chest. For most teens or younger adults, this band started thier emo phase, or other phases kind of like that. But for me. They started my hippie phase. And that weird peace love and happiness thing actually helped me out of my depression, so honestly in a way that album impacted my life over the past couple of years.

[@idkhowsophia9640]

And this was the start of Ryan Ross's new life as a cheese wiz addict

[@kyky042700]

Blame it on satan

[@graceyhammer]

I love it how the car breaks down and Spencer and Brendon get out of the car to try and sort it and Ryan and Jon just stay in the car and make a song out of it and don’t even bother helping and Spencer and Brendon kinda just walk around throwing rocks

[@kaseysinclair5299]

*car brakes down* *makes song* *throws rocks* Ryan:"maybe we should fix it."

[@neonriver4825]

I found this video through a "your star sign as weird band videos" post, I can't rly say it was wrong

[@watervanestragedy7336]

"If I lost my Hand" and "Car Broke Down", definite top tier TYV songs.

[@ghostoftheschiavona]

no matter how much i hate panic!, i come back to this video 3 times a month, its got a special place in my heart, even if i have no fucking idea what theyre doing

[@farahs.9755]

i love how spencer and brendon are like "we should go check the engine" and jon and ryan's reaction was "shit dude we can make a song about this" when the car broke down

[@lyricvideos166]

ryan's mom sunglasses give me life

[@cloudedcharlie976]

I wonder if Brendon/Ryan/Spencer/Jon ever stumble upon this masterpiece and just watch it

[@rosekerr3988]

"can you get me some flamin hot cheetos" they were ahead of their time

[@heyhello8559]

THEY ARE HIGH OFF THERE MINDS.

[@indigo_onthego]

(Mom texts me while i am driving home from store) Mom: hey, did you get everything? Me: no but i got cheez whiz. Mom: one normal child. That's all i ask for!

[@spoopysisky3643]

“No but I got cheez whiz” THE MOST ICONIC THING RYAN HAS SAID

[@alex_marie24]

8:41 “oh no oh no” ryan😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alex_marie24]

“Car Broke Down” and “if I lost my hand” killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@porteon9008]

why the fuck did they choose to drive a rectangle

[@brenjoseph7057]

i should never be trusted to drive a vehicle of any kind. crash. bang. smoke.

[@shylahernandez5880]

Bren Joseph listen . I came here for cheez wiz not tears

[@watervanestragedy7336]

GOD MY HEART. BISMARCK. SAN FRAN. UGH.

[@wormfoodd8]

I didn't know I needed this video until I saw it

[@Nico-vu8ep]

i appreciate that the green gentlemen was playing in the background :)

[@Paris-hj9fv]

My biggest question is why is a didgeridoo playing in America

[@kohiicosplay9854]

"Hey Brendon could you didgeridon't?"

[@leggie1126]

+fallout maddy " FACK U"

[@Mercuroon]

Im not already 50 seconds in and Im just like "Wow what hippies"

[@zellta246]

“nO, bUt I gOt ChEeZe WiZ” ~Ryan Ross

[@loll7746]

sO tHATS WHEre ThaT cAMe FrOm

[@fuckedup1420]

Wow, it’s nine in the afternoon, and im in a cabin in the middle of the mountains, watching this pretty. odd video. Outside it’s a northern downpour of rain and im ready to go. me and my friends haven’t eaten in nearly 7 hours, we’re so starving. My friend Alice is going to get food though. She is so amazing, she’s a handsome woman. Yes, I have friends in holy spaces.

[@camryn510]

"how r the fries?" "oh they're soggy."

[@kalaivanibaskar661]

The way they're sitting already predicted the split

[@thebellsjon9499]

this was wild from start to finish

[@SixxIsTheMagicNumber]

the bells, jon this is what happens when you trip on acid dotn do durgs kidz

[@p3p1jnlol]

this was pretty. odd from start to finish*

[@jacquelineokeke1286]

Oh THIS is what they were seeing

[@bribbis]

What even is this video?

[@twinghostsmusic58]

A group of hella gay stoners that play music traveling the country in a hippie van that came from the 70's

[@emmawalker8292]

+TwinGhostsMusic Perfect👌👌

[@absoluteunit240]

brynn leigh the birth of memes

[@masquerade9719]

cheez whiz

[@delusionalpanicking8921]

brynny boy No but I got cheez whiz Obviously *scoff*

[@_forgetthename_2194]

What I'm going to say whenever I leave somewhere from now on: "Let's get out this bitch town"

[@paigelastname4189]

I watch this when I want to cry. Every time I see this I realize that time exists and start having an existential crisis, so yeah.