Master Chief gets Annoyed at GameStop

Master Chief and Astolfo go to GameStop, only to be annoyed by Duke Nukem.
#halo #anime #gamestop

[@proelitjump1355]

Me: So how many Astolfo figurines u got? Pantsahat: Yes

[@koyzn]

I'm surprised that no one replied...

[@yoshaa1539]

bruh

[@victormanguy8156]

Cursed *100*

[@yqbzrxs]

And how much Astolfo faces you got? Pantsahat: *yep*

[@jtamiing559]

MR COW COW ;-: blessed 100

[@lealien9247]

Help! local femboy and a talking hippos keep harassing a ptsd veterans that saved the human race from a genocide.

[@37robinb]

Thanks obama

[@skatetrooper5285]

WTF...hold up....that anime character grrrl is really a dude? 🤯

[@mageblack1434]

@@skatetrooper5285 It happens to the best of us

[@mrslayer3946]

@@skatetrooper5285 same to me man I thought he was a girl until I looked up his info

[@sammigator3566]

We all make mistakes

[@ShadowcZ-pu9gl]

“ I don’t need your simp bucks” “ Damn , what an absolute chad “

[@Mrehppyonthenet]

Chief is the ultimate chad.

[@unknownhybrid7096]

Chief has Earned his name. What an absolute chad.

[@blank3683]

669 likes lol

[@lightypower3412]

Best moment

[@rkgim]

He is chadded by the chaddest of chads.

[@blackgem12]

“I’m an equal opportunity ass pounder” Duke keeping us humble.

[@spacetacos7574]

The one we deserve and have

[@Butter_Warrior99]

The based bisexual.

[@captainfa-it-lcon915]

@@Butter_Warrior99 before, we were joking about fembois. not anymore. I want the *Ass* tolfo.

[@greatersabre3135]

In the words of trevor phillips: "Every hole is a goal"

[@broodingbrimstone6560]

Ooooh yeah *astolfo* feelin gooood

[@generalplop1908]

You know Chief is an absolute chad when Duke Nukem himself says so...

[@lobo4462]

Brospect

[@bombastic1299]

“From one chad to another, you’re pretty chad.” - Nuke Dukem

[@hobbesgoblin2691]

Duke such a simp, he uses strippers

[@hobbesgoblin2691]

And he's a suger daddy

[@hobbesgoblin2691]

Gonna be honest, if Duke nukem forever didn't exist. I'd say the opposite

[@AnthonyIs_Pog]

Master Chief wants VR Chat so he can be his waifu instead of having to go see her because he’s too busy suplexing people at Walmart

[@masahige2344]

I know in my soul that there is a crossover between eggdog fans and pantsahat fans

[@TheRealZ9000]

Nah he too busy beatin up people at Walmart for toilet paper 😛

[@drfreakoman9976]

"he"

[@AnthonyIs_Pog]

Well I never realized this had 2k likes and a heart so thanks everyone hope ur staying safe

[@ghostwhencodghosts9114]

Yare yare

[@electricbayonet2]

The scripts for these are a strange blend of ‘fever dream’ and ‘crossover fetish doujin,’ and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

[@DMRGodx95]

I was gonna like but your likes are 117 so here I am 😂

[@fksi]

What gives people feeling of power 1. Clicking the like button to change it to 1k

[@SomeD00D01]

I just found this and agreed

[@ThatsBitFunny]

Siri search for "Astolfo Doujin"

[@onion4550]

"Master, mom said it's my turn on the Xbox" "I haven't seen my mother in over 50 years" *shit went from 0 to 100 real fast*

[@joeysopinion4463]

Yes this is a good comment, for this you get a like

[@arandomcrusader6707]

-Ever since the government abducted me and turned me into a super soldier with a goal of fighting over taxed space farmers."

[@5stargrim]

@@arandomcrusader6707 Now that I think about it, that is basically what happened, huh? They didn't even know about the covenant when they made the Spartans 2s lmao

[@luisitobardajibenitez8013]

@@5stargrim yup. IIRC they were designed with anti insurgent opperations in mind. They just happened to also be the ultimate alien ass kickers. And *VERY* expensive to make.

[@Bananakingchad]

@@luisitobardajibenitez8013 imagine protesting due to taxation being like 90% and drop pod just smashed into your house and out walls a Spartan with machine gun and his objective is to stop your protesting the unsc had a good idea I’d quit instantly I ain’t fighting a 7ft tall dude with girl In his head that calls him stud muffin

[@SquareoftheLightOnes]

I don't know if Astolfo is calling him "Master" because Astolfo is a Fate servant, Astolfo is Astolfo, or because his name is "Master Chief" and this alone is funnier than it has any right to be.

[@MrPinguin-px3gd]

I feel like he would call him Chief like Cortana, sooooo 🤔😳

[@tdthedevilsrighthand712]

@Futanari Ethusiast I usually see those exact words on Rule 34, and judging by your username... Your probably from there.

[@themerchantof1175]

I think the answer is: All of the above

[@Fallen-Saint]

On top of that there's anime or should I say Japan so they could just be calling him master as sensei. Soooo

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

Uh... To answer that we need to talk a out *Y E S*

[@biscuitboi3561]

“I don’t need your simp-bucks” is my new phrase when my friends offer to buy me food

[@MarksterC]

lmfao

[@bp837]

If your friends are offering to buy you food, maybe you do need them

[@LordLongHands]

Damn, what an absolute chad.

[@robertdelph1447]

Yo that 4 for 1 bro, can't pass that up if they buying.

[@warspite1494]

Can't relate XD (I got no friends)

[@ermac9275]

Are we getting a Master Chief’s rent arc 😳

[@Tokromar]

For the love of God I hope so

[@AwsomePicklez]

I hope it stays faithful to the manga

[@Ribbons0121R121]

fuck yes

[@waluigiissexy3789]

judging by the heart on this comment I dare say we gettin' a Master Chief rent arc baby

[@EX22SNIPER]

Please

[@skyjaythefirst7331]

"I don't need your simp bucks!" "Damn, what an absolute chad." Subbed!

[@odstman2984]

Wait a damn minute I just Thought of something is master chief a virgin think about it when would he ever have the time to have sex When you’re constantly in the Suit and fighting the covenant

[@CamDaCrusaderr]

@Nextrion ultra-chad level shit right there

[@LMGunslinger]

@@odstman2984 he's a VOCEL so it doesn't matter. That makes him holy masonic order monk knight tier chad.

[@Lollol-ty2nx]

E

[@Chimerathedragon]

Bruh if I had people simping over me I'd take it, not my money they're spending at least till after they spend it on me then it is, unfortunately I'm a guy so Simps aren't an everyday occurrence

[@dontknow6510]

“I don’t need your simp bucks” Master Chief-to Astolfo 2020..

[@WintersTheSixth]

"damn. What an absolute Chad" -Duke nukem, commenting to this

[@jjuicy_wee_wee3800]

You can't simp for guys tho so it's all good with astolfo

[@theshellderinslowbrostail5422]

Absolute Chad

[@undecidedmajor1664]

Truly a man among men and a paragon of our times

[@darksoulsismycity]

"Oh yeah" -Duke Nukem after looking at what Master Chief left behind, 2020

[@ne3333t]

"a super soldier with the mission of fighting overtaxed space farmers"

[@aquariusm.910]

Actually accurate...

[@Skiivin]

Yeah it’s true the Spartans were created to fight rebels in the outer colonies, like on Reach

[@Skiivin]

Some characters aren't allowed never heard that before, why would a secret program need a public cover story

[@Gatherway]

@Some characters aren't allowed Is that a retcon from a new story? Because I distinctly remember from Fall of Reach that the SPARTAN-II program was started before humanity even knew the Covenant was a thing.

[@amosdeguzman9980]

@Some characters aren't allowed That makes no sense. In fact, the cover story being overtaxed farmers is even worse. Why would you think like that?

[@konradzukowski213]

I have just realized something: -Asfalto has a 50$ bill at the end of the vid -Asfalto on the beginning mentions his way of earning 50$ by "just using your mouth"... Seems like his methods works well.

[@alexanderlimonov1747]

its just like chekhov's gun

[@motrilfromthe6281]

AND THE FACT THAT MASTER CHIEF SOLD ASTOLFO FOR 62 CENTS JUST LIKE MR. KRABS SOLD SPONGEBOB!

[@cesardanielgatuno969]

@@motrilfromthe6281 :0

[@detectiveghost8856]

If it ain't broke.... don't fix it

[@DavinA29]

So you're telling me master chief rent is equal as Astolfo BJ?

[@johnfarmer4774]

Nobody: Duke Nukem’, the chad of all chads: What an absolute chad

[@abesto4576]

Why does he sound like penguinz0

[@abesto4576]

@@mjn5016 i maintain that he does

[@marcusmaiben6976]

Too bad hes wearing power armor

[@basedchicana1776]

@@abesto4576 I wouldn't be surprised if he did VA Duke

[@nilsonguillermo4523]

Damn

[@gary9421]

Being called a total chad from Duke Nukem is one of the achivements of LIFE.

[@JustAFox47]

Master Chief: *gets shot in the head* Astolfo: Time to mount

[@MarksterC]

"Are you okay?" *"not anymore"*

[@joybod]

@💯 Qwonklet 💯 she?

[@gaso3035]

Ouch

[@cesruhf2605]

@💯 Qwonklet 💯 you will be surprised what you found under that dress

[@AuGrrr]

@@cesruhf2605 $0.63 worth of game stop points

[@camelat7228]

“tomboys, tomgirls, what’s the difference?” my man duke nukem

[@Skymoc4]

One of the greatest CHADS in history spitting straight _FACTS_

[@Meta9871]

"These stores still exist?" "Yeah I'd give them about a month." HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS

[@UnknownGamer40464]

the tide rose and fell

[@gigan2444]

"Triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall"

[@alupahrata3942]

D I A M O N D H A N D S

[@georgesears934]

Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer!

[@Meta9871]

You will endure this loss, and learn from it...

[@Megamaratsu]

Every episode Astolfo is getting hornier to the point that at some point a hentai is going to be created and uploaded to his YT channel

[@jasonchen9982]

Sign me up

[@GreatWorkBoss]

Sign me up

[@vibe3063]

Ew gross I cant wait.

[@eclipseuv6223]

Notify me when it happens

[@tarpguy_]

Clicked the bell

[@KillerOrca]

Me: Wonder how much better this could get Pantsahat: Opens with humorously twisted yet entirely canonical explanation of Cheif's backstory. Me: Well did NOT expect THAT.

[@KaptainKommissar]

damn space farmers

[@Zen-sx5io]

"Tomboys, tomgirls, whats the difference? I'm an equal opportunity ass pounder" 😂👌 Subbed.

[@luisvilca4467]

Is not gay if it is astolfo

[@CallMeMrStopmotion]

Same

[@annusrideviravindran6396]

@@luisvilca4467 and if you say no homo

[@V1kN1k]

@@annusrideviravindran6396 and if you still wear socks

[@solowing04013]

It's not a tomboy it's he's a gay

[@luidudy9145]

“Wow, these stores still exist?” “Yeah, I’ll give the about a month...” Seems like they’re going to last a lot longer now.

[@fromaggio7654]

Masterchief only simps for Cortana

[@isaachinds3736]

Not for long

[@MrSlanderer]

Why would he simp for a boy, to begin with?

[@isaachinds3736]

@@MrSlanderer He won't. It's just that Cortana won't be around for long to seduce him. Her times ticking in Infinite

[@masturch33f66]

He accidentally burnt cortana in a oven

[@petzouqi76]

“I don’t need your simp bucks.” “Damn, what an absolute Chad.” I agree with both of them.

[@unknownhybrid7096]

mhm

[@AmuroRay007]

You can tell, deep down, Chief really does care about Astolfo. He’s just Tsun as hell.

[@dibarra5461]

Nah, I think Chief just uses him for Escape Mode

[@KatMinty]

Dun da da dan, da dan da da

[@cowmoo5596]

No.

[@fawnsign4105]

It be like that sometimes

[@asavvysoundwave3456]

Press X to doubt

[@christianboustani8284]

Master Chief permanently lost his voice after Astolfo sucked it out of him

[@isbread345]

Oh god

[@revolutionarymagic3459]

Hot

[@ghostwhencodghosts9114]

That proves that xbox is gay

[@togerthetigerking951]

OUH SHIEEETT!

[@insertname1845]

@@ghostwhencodghosts9114 go back to your gaystation 4

[@ayee3ee]

Jesus crist the couch next to chief was on had a burn mark, because of the last video, the attention to detail 🔥

[@joeysopinion4463]

I like the little touches like that

[@litmus7325]

Hobestly it's probably cause he burned it irl and used the same obe

[@spookysioux1224]

Im sure they just didnt have another couch

[@dannyguz1258]

Pay more attention to your grammar.

[@ayee3ee]

@@dannyguz1258 you're*** 🙄

[@shadmnt8934]

“I don’t need your simp bucks”

[@Ariga_thanks]

"damn, what an absolute Chad"

[@tertwigsmash356]

*epic Halo music*

[@commanderpondscc-4112]

This one is strong with the ways of the force.

[@joeysopinion4463]

That’s how duke works

[@MrHerky61]

“Yeah I give it about a month” Didn’t go how we expected did it 😆

[@kieranbrechtel2288]

Yeah lol

[@tf2_only]

This content went from funny Lego stop motions to an anime girl sitting on top of master chief. So basically a direct upgrade.

[@arcturionblade1077]

*Michael Jackson eats popcorn.*

[@DucaCremisi]

Anime "girl"

[@egocentricblack3278]

Ha you got fooled

[@1nickyross]

*"Girl"*

[@outwithjohn7038]

It's a trap arsenal fans

[@KashewKiddo3826]

Hmmm it doesn’t feel right without Astolfo’s “Hello!” at the start of the video.

[@42188productions]

So that's it! It did felt a bit off?!

[@awesome3mpire405]

Yes 😔

[@user-lb9ls5is3n]

HELLO!

[@jesusreyes5552]

True

[@SalehAbuRashid]

This hippo got me addicted to the word "Bruh"

[@smartestmoronx19]

That hippo got me addicted to limited edition Fiery Habañero Doritos It's the only thing I eat

[@deadofthechannel8382]

smartestmoronx19 lol

[@gordonfreeman2764]

Bruh same

[@Awesomejojo]

This has become more than just a lego stop motion channel.

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

This channel is slowly transfering from a Lego channel to a Action Figure channel and I'm all for it

[@BrendenCativo]

It feels like robot chicken

[@cesardanielgatuno969]

@@BrendenCativo *But better.*

[@ricobalboa5288]

I like that!

[@stephen5857]

1000th like, just sayin

[@BrendenCativo]

@@cesardanielgatuno969 damn right

[@golurkfan7000]

Fun Fact: Lego Indiana Jones for the Wii actually used to be worth a lot because it was capable of enabling Homebrew on your Wii

[@alissa2791]

I have it

[@mikethewizard7378]

Bruh, that’s eye opening. Fun fact? More like solid life advice. Thanks dude!

[@Electronick7714]

Wait how did that work? That's crazy

[@Jaiden1028]

Homebrew?

[@EastDallasKicks]

@@Jaiden1028 piracy mainly

[@sagesenteno5168]

This is a certified hood classic

[@thefogiscomingthef0giscoming]

All the gheto boys know about it, thats for sure

[@MistahFox]

The best video on pantsahat channel

[@shenone3285]

This is a certified hood classic

[@vinnieanimates69]

*Ron song intensifies*

[@jbanimations9767]

I like your pfp senteno

[@EbolaClown]

“Wow these stores still exist?” “Yeah I’d give it about a month.” You could not have been more wrong, Pants.

[@yilisavwer]

Master Chief would be very good at games about himself.

[@skysim93]

ehh not really you should look up masterchief suck at halo 3

[@juliovielma8703]

chrizwiththeswatrez what kind of heresy is that you say

[@mr.borjua2689]

He’d spend most of the time reminiscing about Cortana

[@ilovefuzzycats]

Does he have games about him?

[@masturch33f66]

Check out arby n the chief. Master Chief sucks at halo

[@Robberdollar]

I'm starting to think pantsahat is liking that femboy

[@skire5889]

What gives you that idea? He just has a ton of astolfo figurines because he likes the character.

[@caliban_one]

Man, who dont like that femboy? He's my favourite character so far

[@Ribbons0121R121]

wait thats a femboy

[@hambasri1053]

@@Ribbons0121R121 LMAO

[@CallMeEmber]

Tomboys, tomgirls, whats the difference. Im an equal opportunity ass pounder

[@djpemb]

Master chief: literally saves humanity The hippo: ye pay the rent

[@darktemplar2146]

i know is a joke, but in the lore of halo there is a spartan who was retired from service and is payed

[@KitKatHexe]

@@darktemplar2146 okay so they get paid but the question is... Do they pay rent?

[@clancys_creed3037]

Capitalism

[@erkko8027]

Yea, stuff you did in the war doesnt mean anything if it doesnt pay rent......sad

[@digital107-_-]

@@darktemplar2146 landlord won't see it that way

[@juliuskingsley4434]

"wow these stores still exist" "yeah I give em about a month" Gamestop: *laughs in fortune 500*

[@zonx87]

If Tahu hadn't gone to jail, he'd finally have a use for his *GaMeStOp GiFtCaRdS*

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

That remains this series greatest "what ifs" to this very day.

[@Gman3346]

Oh fuck you right

[@Raleiy]

So conclusion: this channel is now about astolfo sexually harassing master chief

[@kirbstomped361]

Yes

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

It parallels the way Astolfo subtly sexually assaults the traditional heterosexual male identity.

[@Am4ndeepSingh]

That's hawt, THAT'S REAL HAWT!

[@megarayquaza2240]

No, its about the hippo

[@project_romaniacore]

It's fine by me.

[@ThatRandomEncounterGuy]

“Master...don’t sell me to GameStop for store credit” “Deal!” Funniest shit ever.

[@Dashur_Stenmark]

If this doesn't scream *Quality* *Content* then I don't know what does

[@LucasIsHereYT]

Next episode will just be 30 minutes of Duke Nukem ass pounding Astoflo.

[@Lyol_]

Yes please

[@salmonboyli2002]

LucasIsHere plz

[@humha7613]

He hearted your comment. It's official then

[@leeroythecrusader605]

@@humha7613 May God help us all.

[@YumeKitty0]

No

[@Nobody44112]

You hear that? It's the sound of Robot Chicken and Adult Swim Crying.

[@Mr_Boss_Smile]

and his set design is better too. Mixes doll house shit with lego? Genius

[@ltb1345]

This is better than Robot Chicken; more tasteful humor, but still just the right amount of raunchy.

[@xx_wimpy_thwimp_xx1686]

​@ltb1345 Exactly! Imagine Pantsahat making their own original stop motion indie series but ya know, with the copyrighted characters replaced.©️

[@fpslifelegacy6902]

0:47 Hold up... Cryogenically frozen is not sleeping on the job... He actually finished the job and took a rest until he was needed again... Which actually his ship was abandoned and he got lost in space until 4 years later a computer program (Cortana) woke him up as we know in Halo 4. Employee: So? He still was sleeping isn't he?

[@PrestonK_Productions]

I swear, Astolfo gets hornier every video.

[@HntiAddict]

I ain't complaining

[@kyunn8739]

No one complainin'

[@jjuicy_wee_wee3800]

That's not a problem is it?

[@umcaraqualquer3640]

It really isn't a problem.

[@hermannator1]

Thats what happens when you dont get sex And he keeps getting rejected so...

[@CooliusCaesar]

Master Chief finding his inner chad has been the most consistent development we have seen so far in the Lego City Cinematic Universe

[@eazion1958]

When a fan made universe has more Chad Chief than in Halo 4&5 LEL

[@ajakks6551]

"He just needed that extra push."- Pink haired Femboy

[@jjuicy_wee_wee3800]

Nah astolfo will seduce him soon enough

[@isaachinds3736]

@@jjuicy_wee_wee3800 No. Chief is forever a virgin.

[@franciscolaurean8550]

Me: Reads Lego City Also me: Build the helicopter

[@PauzSycho]

Please keep Chief as Astolfo’s master they have a uniquely interesting chemistry

[@Soluna1969]

*yes*

[@drmadhappy]

Yeah

[@roberthipolito1351]

Yes

[@RAZOR_1224]

Affirmative!

[@skrgang3942]

Yes

[@grawlixTV]

Having Duke be the gamestop employee hit me extra hard because one of the last experiences I ever had in a gamestop was the Christmas after forever came out, an employee was trying to upsell me and was like "y'know, DNF is on saaaale! $20!" And he got mad because I couldn't stop laughing

[@l.j.1029]

welcome to game stop, baby

[@josephbray9979]

This channel went from young innocent boy who loves to be creative with legos, to massive degenerate weeb making meme videos. 10/10

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Exposure to Astolfo be like that sometimes. You start out questioning one little thing, then you start questioning everything.

[@retrobat1631]

Why am I liking the combo of Astolfo and Master Chief.

[@Outlaw7263]

What if they end up dating later on lol Master Chief: He's not my girlfriend Astolfo: that's not what you said when you were finishing the fight all over my face last night~ Cortana: christ chief you're so damn gay, like seriously Master Chief: at least he knows how to touch a man

[@SevenBlackstar1]

Lmao

[@noneofyourbuisnessseriousl6623]

@@Outlaw7263 Bruuhh😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@MemeMeme-ze9tc]

Because you’re gay

[@Vexthewolf03]

It's funny

[@DarkMagicz4Blood]

"yeah give it about a month.." Recent events say otherwise

[@17thFable]

I see bionocle guy is actually in jail this time

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

Miss him so much bruh.

[@AsterVex]

Melvin Merkelhopper same

[@RiggedDynamo]

yes. also his name is Tahu

[@Dekarowski25]

Where is the lego boi tho.

[@verdeanonimo6779]

He got destroyed by that bomb that also destroyed part of the house

[@rank10ygo]

I love the bean transformation so much

[@Brick224]

I can never get over how Astolfo transforms into a plushie lmao

[@renfloyd5995]

anyone else notice that master got hurt by astofol 2:34

[@smile_burger]

That sword hurt

[@drcobra9173]

There are many reasons I can think of why astolfo is calling him "master"

[@ThatsBitFunny]

"Harder master"

[@dum5247]

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[@channelnolongerinuse7148]

His straight up name is master chief so it could just be a dumb first name thing

[@LordThatch]

Syntonic 02 astolfo best boi

[@KilosFoxo]

His first name is actually master Likewise His surname is actually cheif

[@jeremyoneill7412]

i love how when the characters go out they have to hold the hippo as if he where a pet

[@mysticadrian9008]

I like how every time astolfo jumps on master chief his shields goes down

[@MarksterC]

I didn't even realize that until you mentioned it

[@The_Inferior_Retroman]

2:57 says the guy with the flattop and tank top

[@radiorider9]

New Astolfo figure: comes out Pantsahat: a fine addition to my collection

[@handheldgamer3424]

Fun fact I've been trying to get the one one with the school uniform that pantsahat uses but it's like he travelled to an alternative universe to get it because it's that hard to find

[@blue-vr8dd]

@@handheldgamer3424 its not a figure. he popped the head off an astolfo side put it on the body of another figma

[@handheldgamer3424]

@@blue-vr8dd you are quite late but anyway pantsahat explained to me that it was a kitbash figure

[@blue-vr8dd]

@@handheldgamer3424 I realise, just thought in case you were still looking.

[@Gabrhil]

So...Is Astolfo calling him Master in reference to his rank, did Chief find himself in a Grail War and end up summoning Astolfo or uh...."Other"?

[@arkoa0000]

The answer is Yes.

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

@Futanari Ethusiast Hm. I think a bit of the nuance is missing from that. See, Astolfo isn't a complete sub, as seen from the bit where he offers the Chief 50 bucks to use his mouth. For Astolfo, using Master is actually a power move. He's able to get away with it because of the first name confusion, but we all know he's using it to assert dominance and ownership over the Chief, even as he apparently uses it to submit.

[@realkingofantarctica]

Okay. I count 4-5 Astolfo figures he has shown throughout his videos. I say we give him an intervention.

[@richyhu2042]

The word cannot contain that much dicc succin' and being called get. There would be blood in the streets! And used tissues.

[@nyao-fumi3272]

I say we give him more astolfo figures. You can never have too many.

[@dAnIeLmOnGe2000]

@@cloudycolacorp Now that's terror.

[@YoshiQuest]

I like how when Duke Nukem shoots his pistol, it uses the sound effect from Duke Nukem 3D's pistol

[@lukesquire263]

This is literally, at this moment in time, the best content on KZbin. He has the same aura that once blessed filthyfrank.

[@Blaza303]

@Some characters aren't allowed rip

[@yoyo170rs]

@Some characters aren't allowed attempting to green text on yotube fucking yikes

[@masturch33f66]

Check out Arby n the chief, its way better than this. And its very funny

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

@Some characters aren't allowed I don't understand the yikes

[@randomname6828]

Actually yeas

[@SDEST.]

"Tom boys, Tom girls, what's the difference?" Best line

[@megarayquaza2240]

"I'm an equal opportunity ass pounder"

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

Words to live by

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

You don't know how much I look forward to your uploads :D 2:26 thanks for the gif

[@elkrumb9159]

Wow I didn’t expect you to find you here

[@พร้อมพงศ์หงส์วุฒิโชติ]

Damn you are here too

[@supermanawesome1200]

0:23 Holy shit that animation is so clean can't believe I only noticed it now

[@wesnestor5347]

Aw man, Astolfo didn’t enter the video with a “Helloo” like he usually does

[@sgtpaloogoo2811]

*"I haven't seen my mother in fifty years, every since the government abducted me, and turned me into a super soldier with the mission of fighting over taxed farmers."* Ain't that the truth of it though.

[@k4rz43]

MC: *takes a pistol shot to the head* MC's shield: Also MC: *gets sat on by Astolfo* MC's shield: _Aight, Imma head out._

[@cesruhf2605]

It could be considered melee 🧐

[@miniminerva]

Well yea I'm not surprised because in halo you get 1 shot when hit with a sword.

[@Tairafan]

1:11 this did not age well.

[@chaoticskull728]

What happened ❓

[@Tairafan]

@@chaoticskull728 a few months ago, a bunch of redditors baught a LOT of stocks off GameStop, witch make it's value on the stock markets sky rocket witch (for a few complicated reasons) costed a few Wallstreet millionaires to lose more money than they have. It was a really big deal. How have your not heard of it?

[@johnsmith-mi2uc]

@@chaoticskull728 like tairafan said, they pretty much done a 180, no longer heading to bankruptcy, paid of a debt that was due in 2023, annnnnd a bunch of people are about to get stupid rich by just hodling.

[@joshuakorynta3385]

"Master Chief, what are you doing at GameStop?" "Sir, buying this copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons."

[@blegh277]

animal crossing: eternal horizons*

[@romano7914]

Damn, a shame that Master Chief has a bad taste in games.

[@AmuroRay007]

I woulda pegged Chief as a Doom Eternal kinda guy. But he prolly would love Animal Crossing.

[@engineergaming1669]

Kristofer Baehr pegged? 😳

[@omarice3640]

"Sir, for the last time, I'm not Master Chief."

[@fireproxy9707]

“Welcome to Gamestop baby your one stop shop for all your virtual ass kicking needs. You want a magazine subscription?” Ahh the old magazine subscription they try to sneak in your purchases haha 😂

[@toddhoward3846]

We just gonna not talk about DNF.

[@TheWeasel813]

Todd Howard are you selling Skyrim with the PS5?

[@ceoofjeanneism6777]

Astolfo: "Master" Me: wait- this big brain move is Illegal

[@youngtoga3183]

Bruh that joke went way over my head wtf 😂

[@seishonagon8468]

AS a fate fan, ALL servants say MASTER

[@sandwichjones6995]

Sei Shōnagon yeah, but its Astolfo. So while he COULD be calling him master due to a contract, there is an equal chance that he’s calling him master bc hes a horny bitch or Master, shortened from Master Chief

[@ceoofjeanneism6777]

@@seishonagon8468 except Gilgachad

[@somethinghere3984]

BRUH GAMESTOP “yea I’ll give it about a month”

[@ltb1345]

So when are they gonna break Tahu out of prison?

[@TaigaXsenpai]

it would be hard as he was arrested once....

[@legosonicwars2207]

Little Hipo: bruh Astoflo: HELLO! Red robot dude: boi Lego boy: ._. Master chief: *anything badass*

[@legosonicwars2207]

Me I’m broke

[@megs8654]

red robot is Tahu, from first bionicle line

[@commanderboreal1343]

Me (thinking): “what an absolute Chad” Nick Kick’em: “what an absolute Chad”

[@kicapanmanis1060]

I'm also glad the skit gets MC's lore deadly accurate.

[@vally3475]

" I don't need your simp bucks " " *Damn what an absolute Chad* "

[@dilatorydoorframe3188]

"tomboys, tomgirls, what's the difference" -Duke Nukem, 2020

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

I'm an equal opportunity ass pounder!

[@lorne5949]

Astolfo is why I'm here... Ps your stop motion is so fluid and I love you're videos

[@TaigaXsenpai]

suprisingly Astolfo has the most vivid and fluid motion xD

[@esalvador4197]

If only you knew...

[@CyberSlayer128]

"These still exist?" "Yeah, give em a month" >uploaded a month ago Please let the prophecy come true!

[@spandanganguli6903]

Gamestop is almost certainly dead

[@icewallowpiss7569]

@@spandanganguli6903 well yes but actually no

[@spandanganguli6903]

@@icewallowpiss7569 Word spoken in error.

[@amidarkdesigns1229]

2020 was a hell of a year.

[@firebla2e]

*$0.62 of store credit for Lego Indiana Jones 2 and Astolfo* Master Chief: "The negotiator."

[@Huh_Wuh]

You dont realize how much doomguy needs to be in this series

[@concept5631]

@USER_NAME1429 Its worth the risk.

[@litsaber]

Chief rejects Astolfo Nukem tries to bed him Doomguy gets the job done.

[@Cowboycomando54]

Doom Guy and MC would initially fight, then get very drunk at the bar.

[@ahzlos8479]

@@Cowboycomando54 fight, realize how cool eachother are, and kick alien and demon ass together

[@Cowboycomando54]

@@ahzlos8479 and fend off Astolfo's advances.

[@adnancharif9296]

This the greatest Halo Infinite leak of all time

[@lilquirkylol]

There's something about Duke Nukem saying, "Damn, what an absolute chad" that fills me with life

[@professionalneet5820]

"don't sell me to GameStop for store credit!" Master Chief: B E G O N E T H O T

[@themanbotb3918]

Master chief: “Astolfo is a guy” captain price: “get up soldier we are leaving”

[@lofiseeker1790]

Man saved the world, had to freeze himself to survive and all he sees is the 4 year gap wow thanks society

[@ScreamingStar6943]

He didn’t just save the earth, he saved the universe man.

[@wlogan0204]

"wow these stores still exist?" "yeah give it about a month"

[@jaquaviontaviousbonquequex9066]

"Tomboys Tomgirls, What's the difference?" The difference is that one you can impregnate while the other impregnates you.

[@LittleFreddy]

Oh God! Hahahaha! Oh how the turned have tables.

[@ItsPrimezona]

Heavy: (Worried laugh)

[@thejay8963]

I mean, us Tomgirls aren’t typically the ones giving the - *EGHEM* - but yeah it’s a solid joke otherwise, easy 7/10.

[@thejay8963]

Spearhead UwU

[@JohnSmith-wx9wj]

Lol

[@smokingsnek4497]

" i dont want your simp bucks" is the best part

[@gabrielcorrea700]

This is the most character development for master chief since Halo 4.