PARDON MY TAKE'S PAINTBALL SHOWDOWN GETS OUT OF HAND; CHAOS ENSUES

[@blakeedwards1742]

Billy yelling “Safety’s on!!” 3 minutes after already stopping and flailing their guns around is pure unintentional comedy 😂😂

[@blakeedwards1742]

And then the whole Hank debacle 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jimmiferfreddette8583]

I laughed pretty hard at that. He’s a terrible liar lol 😂

[@jvb6961]

25:02 when he does it again 😂😂

[@Dylagm]

Wow I would hate to work with Billy, nearly derailed the video but yet the boys managed to turn it into great content

[@miltonstoolie55]

Billy just covered in paintballs acting like he never gets shot 😂

[@JesseMcConnell04]

He also had two marks on his back from shots

[@RegginaldRiglet]

I couldn’t stop laughing. Comedy gold

[@ShowMeYourTates]

I’ve known that Billy is delusional for years but it never ceases to amaze me, yelling at Hank when no one is even near is hilarious

[@Brandon-youtube]

gonna miss him

[@akyloren10050]

What the fuck was he looking at?

[@ayylmao1193]

@@thomasbush787 found billy unemployed's burner

[@timmyriggs69]

@@thomasbush787 huh?

[@timmyriggs69]

lol yeah that was wild

[@thetigersaysmeow]

Hank had the funniest line lol. “Well the adrenaline he doesn’t feel it if he gets hit. So it’s kinda a little loop hole”. Lol

[@CaptOblivious-rg6uu]

It's astonishing how Billy didn't get hit once during the entire video but still manages to end up with a bunch of paint on his clothes. He must have been just shooting himself to make the other guys feel better, what a guy's guy.

[@michaelpizzuto8578]

Billy going full cop mode yelling at max to surrender and get on the ground had me dying

[@FSUBrando]

“Billy’s lying right now” can be used every week on any episode since he began PMT 😂

[@BrettfordBolts]

“We did ruin Billy’s life putting him on the #1 sports podcast” 😭

[@mhitchcock9783]

All time Big Cat quote

[@codysmith4941]

“That’s a fact” 😂

[@jomarsantiago978]

Billy really believes that

[@joshackley2496]

This was amazing

[@__L_S_B__]

very key moment

[@kaledaniels8014]

I used to work as a Paintball Referee and I can say 100%, without an ounce of doubt, that the worst people to referee for were the Billy types. Caused all the problems with other participants, cheated, and almost always tweaked their own version of the surrender rule.

[@shmulesgold990]

i played a ton growing up, can confirm, the billy type is the worst.

[@beefox406]

Did big cat not cheat when he admitted he was hit but it didn't break? That would've been two rounds for Hank and max, I think an executive decision is as made to milk more content by agreeing to let it roll.

[@Timlareit]

The hardest part of being a paintball ref is telling your parents you’re gay

[@lfish7792]

@@Timlareit😂😂😂

[@Nightlanetrain]

Be a better ref

[@ccarey86]

Delaying this video so long literally just caused Billy to take more strays even though he's off the show. Big brain stuff here

[@stevenficyk2211]

'Surrender'.. 'Okay!'.. 3 sec later 'I got you, you're out" Gotta love Jake pulling a fast one on Hank at the end. 😂

[@Kocobutter]

6:50 Billy doing some navy seal maneuvers, Jake scared in a corner and the cut to Max is hilarious

[@JohnSmith-qg8so]

Fucking hilarious trifecta lmao “I’m scared”

[@tygerstyle22]

Billy yelling “SURRENDER” had me dead

[@2ReAL0317]

He was right, but i was lmao

[@izen6545]

Dude I fucking lost it

[@sheboyganwisconsin]

Crying

[@kylemckinney7872]

And Max not know what the fuck to do 😂

[@hfoutdoors7026]

Was the best part😂

[@shmagler6067]

Billy lifting his shirt and being peppered in whelps is so funny

[@CramJohnson88]

Billy is the type of guy to commit a crime on camera just for him tell the Cops “dude, that’s not me. I didn’t do it”. One of the great liars of our generation.

[@Kip-Dynamite]

“They literally caught you in 4K!”

[@TravisCalvin5]

He's a prolific liar, not a great one. He is bad at lying, he just does it a lot lol

[@nickl6715]

​@@TravisCalvin5lmao a rather important distinction. Billy is the living embodiment of the boy who's cried wolf all the way into young adulthood. He's long since squeezed every last drop of believability and rightfully so.

[@ShowMeYourTates]

@@nickl6715 that’s pure delusion at its finest, he truly believes he’s right and it will be like that for the rest of his life

[@jaggr1287]

Good on you guys for getting Billy active and out of the house for a while, I know his parents really appreciate the help

[@cmay6536]

All those years of service are finally paying off for Billy.

[@samuelhanrahan7177]

Also Billy saying, "I got shot on the elbow once", while his pants are literally dyed green is a top 10 Billy moment.

[@logozervos1717]

Jake saying “Okay” to Hank yelling for him to Surrender and then shooting Hank in the back 2 secs later is hilarious

[@CB-ke5xx]

Billy lifting his shirt and claiming to not get hit when there are at least 4 visible welts is so on brand 😂

[@donaldduck4886]

Billy bragging about not getting hit hard and then there being like 5 different welts as he lifts his shirt will be how I always remember Billy

[@warrencbell3560]

Thank you for your service Billy.

[@joshewert13]

Love him or hate him, he was different. Hard not to laugh at the straight up lies and takes he had.

[@Drobo1]

Billy will use this experience to say “he understands” to veterans 😂

[@juniorborunda2945]

I didn’t know how zesty max was.. he looks like he closes the refrigerator door with his hips and says “boop”

[@ethannestingen7213]

I laughed out loud at this 😂

[@chrisboiler8965]

Big cat after PFT wins the toss and says he’ll pick second: “so Billy and Jake are on my team.” The look from PFT was great. They both knew what was up.

[@ShamanOfShaftNeverLost]

We need a Billy lie counter for this

[@Jwtexan2386]

Billy is so clearly going to become a terrible cop now that he’s off the show

[@slambarrel]

all cops are billy

[@nickp3836]

Fuck, you’re right

[@BookerT69]

Large 📠

[@Tport2iLL]

Jake shooting Hank after surrendering was awesome

[@joshuawalker8335]

That overhead shot of Hank running with the flag 😂

[@erikanson6257]

you can tell big cat truly had enough, cameras or not, when he goes "yeah billy i go out when i get shot you fuckin idiot!"

[@willskissick4100]

Man. What a curtain call for billy! We sure did watch

[@goCAPS26]

Jake just sitting behind a wall not doing anything the whole time is on brand

[@Youngbull20]

Absolute masterclass from Billy

[@user-ll7yb1lc1h]

Billy’s “do sumthin do sumthin” made me want big cat to fire him on the spot

[@jomarsantiago978]

For real dudes out of control

[@cchhaadd33]

He’s not in Chicago and didn’t get a desk in NY. Didn’t have to fire him, he’s already done.

[@rooosterrr]

would actually listen to macrodosing if billy waasnt on the show, would be a good dyay@@cchhaadd33

[@paulboudreau3754]

Billy has the fog of war in his brain at all times.

[@aidanburyska3075]

Billy “stop resisting” football

[@SportsCultureFragrance]

Billy has managed to annoy me just minutes into a video after he quit the show. RIP to the best to ever do it

[@bobscousinbob7702]

This is exactly what we sounded like playing paintball in third grade.

[@Drobo1]

Billy- “I didn’t really get hit” *His shirt looks like it’s tie-dyed from all the paintballs

[@Poke_Magic]

Having Jake means you’re a man down at the start

[@xxpay]

Solid "allahu akbar" by billy at 7:15

[@maxsmyth1430]

billy thinking he could outrun a paintball the entire time is very on brand

[@seancarroll5938]

Billy lying about being shot and going super hardo, all while Jake is arguing about the rules of capture the flag is a pure microcosm of PMT

[@Aquafi3d]

Billy yelling surrender at max looked like cop bodycam footage

[@CavalierKingdom]

"SURRENDER! SURRENDER!" Billy's real career path is cop lmao.

[@okyes176]

Would've never guessed Billy was the one who was cheating

[@nanlogi13]

Big Cat usually says things with some noticeable sarcasm, but when he said, “yeah at least I go out when I get shot you fucking idiot” that had some pointed vicious intent

[@patrickr9716]

Big cat looks just like Farva from Super Troopers in this video

[@burdawg3000]

Billy correctly predicting what everyone was going to do, but then devising the worst attack plan imaginable is why he will be missed. Byebye beautiful brained boy.

[@erickyoung8453]

pmt having a security guy might be the funniest thing about this video

[@layboy4313]

Max being taken as a POW in the middle of the round is so funny

[@andrewboyce7268]

Billy mentally hasn't developed past 13, acts just like my nephew 😂😂

[@kylemoak3747]

“A lot of people are saying I’m a better soldier than Billy” 😂PFT

[@joej1511]

“We all hate each other now” No you all hate billy now 😂 the absolute worst possible way to end his time at the podcast

[@alecwissler284]

Billy had 2 more on his back and like 13 on his legs 😂

[@10barclayt]

Jake crying about them having to put the flag back instead of just picking it up and taking it back was infuriating.

[@timmyriggs69]

He's a very confusing human being

[@kjkampa191]

​@@timmyriggs69he ain't human

[@kjkampa191]

​@@timmyriggs69he is some sort of virgin cyborg

[@gemin1546]

So wild to me that Billy has a job that doesn't involve making sandwiches.

[@brianseg8519]

Billy said fuckit, last day working for these guys 😂🤣

[@joshackley2496]

"We did ruin Billy's life by putting him on the number one sports podcast, that's a fact." Love it. Billy does act like he's doing these guys a favor by sticking around.

[@joshackley2496]

Lol, in my head when I made this comment I wondered how Billy is going to stay on the show when I haven't seen anything that says he's moving... Definitely did not know he's off the show now but I stand by everything I said.

[@SpruceOrpheus]

Billy’s legs literally looked like they were dunked in paint after big cat shot him. But in true Billy mentality sticks to, never hit never surrender 😂

[@heyjfeds]

There's an alternate universe where Billy was a cop who ended up causing a city to riot because he used too much force one time.

[@Brandon-youtube]

Thanks for your service Billy

[@mookiethedoggy4368]

drone shot was pretty sweet

[@briansegovia924]

No one going to mention Jake hittin Hank from behind after he pussied out and said "okay" for surrendering? heard loud and clear

[@austin8820]

If billy was a cop, you already know he’d be turning that body cam off

[@Fog_raw]

Billy acting like he knows paintball safety while holding his barrel up the entire time lol

[@GingerGrantful]

The paintball place should have told them the basic rules.

[@OSmellz]

PFT running with the flag looks like Kyler Murray in toddler scramble mode

[@tylerchopskie3874]

7:17 Billy 😂

[@gilbertguerrero2656]

When lying is like breathing, you may want to re-evaluate your life.

[@weemackee]

Intern Billy's antics were funny and when the suspension began last year I thought it'd hurt but the pod's better off without. The Jake/Billy contrast was the only thing keeping it afloat. A Jake/Max due is so much less cancerous and better for the team.

[@Misledyouth6275]

Billy pissed BC off so bad lmao

[@t3hfrankie1]

This is hilarious watching them just yell at eachother legit getting angry

[@evandorniden4649]

“SURRENDER!” “Okay”

[@UssSouthDakota]

Billy: wtf the 10 foot rule guys! Also Billy: *entire strategy is running within ten feet of you as soon as he sees you so you can’t shoot him back*

[@kevinmunguia7381]

billy's ability to make me swap bewteen team billy and then team fuck billy so many times in the span of a video is impressive

[@1wordsnst27sdkai]

Thank you guys your helping me get through some shit.❤

[@ryangetz9456]

Big Kat looks like Chris Farley in the SNL skit about Chicago fans… Da Bears

[@CoLa_Golf]

16:50 Billy yelling at Max to surrender 😂😭

[@Ledaddy236]

Billy screaming “Allahu Akbar” and getting hit is insane 😭😂😂

[@ralphh428]

You focus on them and I’ll focus on them -Hank

[@gagehartsell2193]

Billy losing/ lying is such a beautiful swan song to his time on the show

[@quinnleavey8603]

Two fat guys, two drug guys, a nerd and a fat bro all go paint balling and it ends up exactly how we thought it would.

[@crunkskunk12]

Hank is the nerd right?

[@39runescape]

Jake @@crunkskunk12

[@ctv77]

Jake’s an ass guy

[@goliatheater67373]

So 3 fat guys

[@crunkskunk12]

@@39runescape whoosh... why don't you go trim some more armor runescape guy

[@BasketballBreakdown89]

Max being alpha’d by Billy had me crying 😂

[@gmille24]

SURRENDER !!!! Billy is too funny

[@devanm1062]

Hank plays paintball like napoleon dynamite lol

[@bigtrev664]

This is hilarious

[@andrewnovakowski2326]

This is exactly what I expected. Perfect!

[@drewpollio6855]

Imagine jake getting drafted into war

[@benben18302]

Big cat yelling at billy after billy shot him at 26:00 was so good

[@BigBirdSmallBeak]

Katz is humongous

[@drevil4798]

Good ol Swings and Things lol. Always chaos

[@brady.hoffman]

billy using jake as a human shield @ 11:08

[@Mikefest7]

Ranges still rocking with the tippman 98 . Love it

[@mobuctze87]

Guy was out of fucking breath after the first game lol

[@ItsJustLuck..]

Memes and max the unspoken heros 😂

[@andrewlewis9234]

BILLY JUST YELLING SURRENDER SURRENDER TO NOBODY….classic

[@ukrainesm]

Billy was bad but I’d be so pissed if jake was on my team. Come on man

[@matthygh4386]

When billy shoves jake into the line of fire 😂

[@delloman1]

Hank: “alright yeah you’re the worst person”😂