TIMM WOODS TAKES PMT ON A WILD DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS QUEST

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The people's champ Timm Woods is back for a brand new campaign for the first time in over a year. Joined by Nick Turani, this quest is filled with twists and turns that will leave you speechless.
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[@razorback6111]

Timm Woods AABSOLUTELY deserves all of the success in the world. A legend. A master of his craft. A true king of the nerds. God bless Timm Woods.

[@drewhessler4698]

Fucking facts

[@thebigcheeseful]

You can't not succeed with that attitude

[@miguelalonsociervoquijano6087]

King

[@ThisWasAGoodYak]

ABSOLUTELY

[@TestyLeaf]

I actually started fucking around and playing DnD with some friends recently. I'm so impressed by his improv skills at turning silly shit into game mechanics. The guy is a legend. AWLs love Timm Woods

[@bryce6808]

Timm Woods impromptu story telling skills are the things fiction authors dream of. Incredible.

[@mattmorse4524]

Tim stopping to ask if someone wants to spike Jake’s pipe with weed shows his complete understanding of the PMT crew

[@r_moore20]

The fact that Nick is in this episode makes it a billion times better

[@johnfinnegan1272]

He always has a few incredible one liners that are so subtle

[@lucastudor5536]

Yeah if only Hank wasn't in the episode this would be the best lineup ever

[@chriso5267]

Am I the only one who would watch a 3 hr D&D episode once a week with a new guest from the office each time? Can we please just stop and imagine Mintzy as a wizard🤣

[@pandapandapanda3934]

Give me Mintzy, BW, Frank, and Rico and just watch the world burn

[@bryane1097]

It would be awesome... Timm os awesome..

[@AppleSassySauceFilms]

this was one of my favorite episodes

[@kingnastyyyyyy]

@@pandapandapanda3934 this is the worst comment of all time

[@kennyfnpowers707]

Imagine Brandon Walker on as a Grand Wizard lol

[@MinusWhale31]

Timm Woods might be on the Mt.Rushmore of guests. He’s absolutely electric.

[@RegginaldRiglet]

Perfectly said

[@Scheboygan8767]

Without a doubt, I don’t like DnD but just the enthusiasm and charisma he has for it and explaining it makes me like listening to it

[@ranmirmo5787]

I can see a Barstool DnD series where essentially the audio of this episode is used but there’s like an animated video of whats being told. Kinda like Drunk History just switching to the cameras in the PMT studio for the small talk and dice rolling then going back to animation when Timm starts storytelling again. That’d be dope af and i don’t even like DnD. I’ve never even casually referred to DnD as DnD i just respect Timm and his craft.

[@teddynash9338]

I think they did one

[@ranmirmo5787]

@@teddynash9338 holy fuck how did i miss that

[@LAV3RN244]

Dan Harmon did this, it’s called HarmonQuest and it’s funny as hell. Would be tough to match that production value at Barstool though imo

[@dabronjames8140]

Great idea, they should definitely do this

[@michaeljustice489]

Boy, do I have a surprise for you

[@matttoups3506]

These episodes should have millions of listeners and millions of views. Never played dungeon and dragons but these episodes make me want to play. Great content!!!

[@SalsaAndChips]

It's all timm! He's so great lol

[@mikek8751]

Yup it’s actually entertaining

[@IsoSnakeFarm]

"We got the map though" absolutely killed me. Hire Timm and give him a show. I would listen to Timm and Nick play DnD every day.

[@ethanwright9527]

I think nicks the funniest person at barstool lol

[@simonlilly7679]

Thank you Liam and Memes and whoever else is getting these KZbins up

[@ACSquadBoyz]

We know it’s not billy

[@nateeckman8668]

@@ACSquadBoyz $5 to the jar

[@connyethompson]

I loved when Timm said "well, it's not just because you're short" when PFT asked about dwarves. Our tall king shrugged it right off.

[@samscott3505]

lol I noticed that too, very subtle but a great burn

[@Beerguy702]

Hank: The Will Hunting of Warlocks Tim: how bout them warlock apples. Amazing

[@miguelalonsociervoquijano6087]

Dude is fire.

[@seanhurley2065]

AbSOLutely

[@Sahillionaire]

What’s the time stamp on this? Haha

[@robertfinchum4099]

@@Sahillionaire 13:45 ish. +- 15 seconds

[@thejessebaker5]

I love how low key jacked Timm is. Trying to clean up at those conventions. Also, please bring on the “Pardon My DnD” merch.

[@joshualeblanc8557]

Did not expect him to be kinda jacked

[@MrMCLax2]

Merch^^^

[@frankiedevai]

After a week of squeezing the life out of old content, this early episode is like an oasis in the desert.

[@Lofi_Dreamer]

Thought it was a mirage at first

[@broccoppess]

ABSOLUTELY

[@lemonysnicket9460]

so true

[@miguelalonsociervoquijano6087]

So amazing. Worth the wait and I hope they do it quarterly

[@gayluber]

A content oasis

[@DanielCraft1]

How has Barstool not hired this guy full time?? 1A: PMT during football season 1B: PMT w/ Timm Woods Absolutely electric

[@tuckpoint0]

he probably makes more money doing what he does than he would from Barstool

[@kennyfnpowers707]

@@tuckpoint0 They can sign him to do a show and he would still be able to do his other job as well but that would be part time. I did check out his LinkedIn and he does have Dungeon Master in Residence for Barstool Sports listed under his experience.

[@razorback6111]

I think the current agreement is ideal actually. Timm shows up, everyone has a blast for a few hours, then the same thing happens 6 months later. I’m sure Timm has a great time whenever he’s on with the boys but none of them are real D&D nerds. I bet he gets his real fulfillment when he’s giving a group of 13 year olds the D&D campaign that he wanted when he was 13 years old. The guy carries a set of dice on him at all times just in case he randomly sees anyone playing D&D at the airport so he can join. He’s about spreading good vibes to all. I don’t really want him glued to a weekly content schedule for barstool. Playing DM for a bunch of 25-40 year old jocks every week could be fun for a while but probably wouldn’t be his ideal main job as a grown man in his tiny profession. He just wants to grow the game organically.

[@RedMojaveBraveUSMC]

@@razorback6111 calling Big Cat and PFT jocks is a stretch.

[@jackclare6538]

@@RedMojaveBraveUSMC best take away from all that

[@dblain2729]

Dude the Goblin story had me in tears. All because of Cake and Greg's love.

[@p1ttypat24]

When Timm made his first appearance on the show, I got addicted to D and D. I have since listened to hundreds of hours of content and played numerous campaigns. Thanks for changing my life in so many ways PMT.

[@PardonMyTakePodcast]

🤝

[@p1ttypat24]

And if you want a home grown AWL to contribute to a Barstool D and D community, I will happily and freely give my time 🤗

[@Sorci3]

I’m an hour into this, never been more lost and confused while simultaneously enjoying the ride

[@whatsthewordbird]

Would love a DnD podcast with various barstool people hosted by Timm Woods

[@klblax00]

Hey Tim, you like money?

[@ayndeewhygee3656]

Once a month max tho. Don’t overdo it

[@theFarren]

If you have some of the funny personalities like Nick and KB as consistent staples then I think it would kill. I think Tommy would be funny too

[@miguelalonsociervoquijano6087]

Yes! A monthly or weekly 3 hour quest would be high on my list of must watch.

[@miguelalonsociervoquijano6087]

@@theFarren Tim would make it great every time. He’s like the Cheah of Fantasy Football

[@messyglass4606]

By far my favorite reoccurring guest, these episodes are always the best

[@rhoads160]

Timm Woods is an ABSOLUTE expert at what he does. Professional in every sense of the word.

[@crakee24]

Jake sheepishly going to Tim saying "Tim they made me try dip" is so fucking good lmao

[@Ryan-by8ui]

Mount Rushmore of PMT guests: 1) Timm 2) Spittin Chiclets 3) Russillo 4) SVP

[@MadSamurai93]

Honorable mention Jerry O

[@thomasbray1554]

need jerry o conal

[@willbaxtermedia]

Holy shit Nick’s “ear muff” joke was absolute gold. How does he do it!!!

[@dale1991weiger]

Honestly I feel like it was over looked. But to make that connection in the heat of battle is just pure talent.

[@brodenarmstrong]

I love Timm, pulling out the long bottom leaf 😂

[@MrUb3rg00s3]

This is the greatest podcasting ever done, if i see nicky i clicky

[@PokemonBlueVersion]

He looks a little sad or distracted.

[@Rome146]

@@PokemonBlueVersion nonsense Nicky is fully immersed

[@Graffitiizz]

as a high boy at 2 am i needed this

[@jackcreelman5276]

Tim is also just the most genuine dude OAT, hard to have a bad episode with someone who radiates pure positivity. One of my favorite episodes you guys have released recently

[@maxmiller5370]

So great to watch him in studio too, he's so animated which makes for a fantastic DM

[@morgunsfreeman]

Please continue to have Timm* on. Love the D&D

[@teddynash9338]

double MM when you mention his name

[@jackdooligan3769]

Hank is always so funny during the D&D episodes, every time they cut to him he was holding up his sheet reading

[@alleycathours6282]

"Do they get freaky at these conventions?" -Big Cat "It is known!" -Timm

[@RegginaldRiglet]

I was in stitches. Timm is the best

[@lennysmalls5982]

Guy could of been the best fiction author of all time but instead dedicates his talent to D&D. I think we are all grateful for that. Guys the goat!

[@jonsalas5466]

Dude Timm woods has to be an AWL the way he sets the boys up for call backs is genuinely hilarious 😂 and he’s so slick with it. The switching back and forth with the log 💀

[@Mr._Keeps]

Kudos to Timm for not skipping arm day...

[@omarsepulveda7072]

Gotta roll those dice hard

[@raulnavarrete692]

Timm staying in pocket with these stooges playing is truly impressive

[@johndough2534]

Tim and nick. What a combo!!

[@theFarren]

Wow I have been out of the PMT game for a bit but Jake is really coming into his own and letting loose. Love it. Cake + Greg forever

[@humbertoluna3079]

If you didn’t let out a audible “Yessss!” when Timm let out his first absolutely, then you’re not a true AWL

[@MSP106]

Timm kept up with everyone so well. That's a 10/10 difficulty and the dude just rolled with it.

[@iamlomanjello1921]

I fucking love Tim!! ❤️ he’s such great energy.

[@chilledpenguins8381]

Just finished the audio episode, and HAD to come watch it. What a WILD adventure. ALL HAIL TIMM WOODS

[@jackbutler9625]

Timm

[@americandad1231]

Barstool should hire Timm and make a weekly/biweekly D&D podcast with different employees

[@jacobbroge2018]

This has got to be a recurring episode, at least in the off-season. Monthly one-off DnD episodes July-September would be incredible!

[@Chicagopaisan]

Damn I never caught the D&D episodes in the past but this is incredible. Timm is such a great guy

[@theFarren]

They were a lot of fun. He’s the best

[@GuyYouWannaKnow]

You need to go back RIGHT NOW and listen to the the others. Timm fit in immediately.

[@frankmott9540]

absolutely love timm (with 2 M's) it's my day off so i started taking a shot everytime timm said "absolutley!" but i realized like 40 mins in that if i kept going i would prolly experience kidney failure. just a wonderful few hours of guys being dudes and nick being there only made it better. have a 10x weekend everybody

[@mattsean6164]

I laugh out loud every time they pan to big cat. Looks so great 😂

[@mmsL125]

I looked up what the lost mines game is supposed to be, shocking how quickly this went off the rails.

[@andrewreilly2305]

I see Nick. I click. That simple.

[@KuKuMcKuFace]

Billy really needs to grow up and appreciate his opportunity on PMT - Look how easily PMT can move on without him...

[@Frank-qz8ut]

Not only that, but be an extremely better product without him too

[@knowfacey]

Billy is somehow even more insufferable and put upon when playing DnD with Timm.

[@michaelregan7406]

Billy needs to be fired

[@klblax00]

I mean Nick is one of the funniest guys in the company so he’s going to be an upgrade 100% of the time

[@all-timealien4483]

But I mean, nick is an ace to bring in. Nick will make anyone look like they can be replaced

[@MasterPrater76]

Way to set the weekend off right, boys!

[@dancushing2428]

This is easily one of my favorite parts of the pod during summer time when Timm Woods comes on.

[@neochrist33]

More D&D!!!! These podcast episodes are the best ones you guys do and it’s hilarious!!!! The dnd wisdom and charisma of Timm combined with y’all’s humor and antics makes for a great campaign that goes places you wouldn’t normally think. Keep doing these D&D podcasts with Timm!!!!!!!!

[@ericclark8182]

After this I want a PMT compilation vid of their last campaign!

[@drewb9785]

Nick is such an amazing addition to this (aka substitution for He Who Shall Not Be Named)

[@Robert-f6i]

‘For the first time in my life, I’m choosing protection’ 😂😂😂 man I love Nick. Nick is like Lil Sass. Just put him in there and watch it get better.

[@MJS29-70]

Hearing the first “absolutely” made my Friday instantly better

[@grantsnelson3303]

Timm is the best. I’m smiling just from his energy

[@HiipHopAnonymous]

I really want to hire Tim to do this for me and some friends. This looks like it is a Blast!!

[@Shwini07]

"Wanna get outta here and head back to the bar?" lol

[@baflle289]

Tim woods is a legend for playing along with our favorite idiots. Also shoutout Nicky

[@all-timealien4483]

Perfect video to watch for a Friday work grind

[@benthornhill9784]

The costumes, the story, the banter, top 5 ep

[@GoithHam]

Thank you guys for bringing this back. What an enjoyable episode to get me through my workday. Incredible

[@mitchhass5763]

By far my favorite PMT. Was laughing nonstop lol

[@thisismysparetime]

Hank asking to call it Barstoolin instead of “Fanduelin” was a A+ joke

[@odhess]

so sad it got missed

[@benlaux9123]

Fell asleep listening to the latest episode and woke up to this one. Now I’ve gotta do all of them cause this Tim guy is him. Rolls the absurdity right into the nerdy game perfectly

[@vbarone430]

Need an animated series of this

[@drewb9785]

How confident and passionate Timm is you can just tell he freaking loves narrating the game. All-time pmt guest

[@anthonymignano5918]

I love Timms “Absolutely”

[@southcentralscholar8888]

Timm is awesome!

[@kieranr2527]

Nick is hilarious!

[@HorribleCoach]

The boys pissing in the middle of this whole thing was so damn funny. Goats

[@dvbledagger7855]

I've never played dnd but I need more of these episodes this was great.

[@TheCrissaldivar28]

Is this real? An early PMT release?!

[@razorback6111]

Absolutely!

[@SC013]

Some employees care about the fans even during vacation week. Some things….

[@samscott3505]

Nick "Its Greg With two G's-...Greg lmao

[@NickLangMedia]

This... Is... Incredible... If there is a HOF for D&D Timm needs some recognition.

[@quinnck]

Ten minutes in and I regret never having played D&D before

[@dirty4032]

Give us a PMT DND shirt and give Timm the profits. A LEGEND

[@matt-lang]

Timm is such a fantastic GM. He handles all of the things PMT wants to do so well and just constantly keeps the flow of the game going. He needs his own show for sure

[@DG_in_AZ]

Never heard of this nick guy but he’s hilarious. Classic barstool weird brain

[@Johnny-mo4xz]

Stella barking for a ice cold COORS LIGHT was the best

[@rocketbalboa5485]

big cat filming the intro from the bulls practice gym in his house

[@dhalle97]

Timm woods is yolked dudes been hitting those biceps 💪🏻

[@micahpaulsen3940]

Timm Woods is ELECTRIC

[@xTripleD2156x]

ABSOLUTELY!

[@evanbrum6357]

It's actually mind blowing to watch Timm work. The way he instantly is able to work every dumbass idea the boys have into the story without missing a beat, I've never seen anything like it!

[@thatoneguyfrommn2545]

I genuinely love these episodes. Can we get like a monthly or even quarterly episode of DnD with Timm Woods?

[@zestyfarquad4110]

Timm Woods is an electric factory, love this guy

[@funingham]

This is the most Nick ending of all time... Guy loves chaos

[@BromaniWoW]

Bring this guy to the next case race

[@BallerTWashington]

I just woke up to this. I have no idea whatsoever what the fugatz is going on. I do however love it.

[@Jake_venture]

Absolutely!!! Tim Woods is greatness!

[@anthonynichols6937]

We need more of this type of content, Billy learned a lil bit; and Big T sat on the sidelines wondering how a black man knew so many words he never heard of.

[@EZDODDS]

Needed this!! So excited for this episode

[@limpsnips8876]

Tim saying “ABsolutely” gives me life

[@ianduncan2918]

I see Nicky, i clicky. OBGYN

[@Outlawhh]

Timm Woods D&D episodes are always my favorite ones! Always hilarious 😂

[@anthonymignano5918]

Hiding at work to finish this im so hooked I need one a month. This would be an amazing animation

[@burdawg3000]

I’d listen to a new one of these every day, this is brilliant

[@andrewleska3244]

Timm is the reason I’m starting to play DnD. Keep this stuff going!!!

[@daxlovett]

I just watched 3 hours of dnd… Timm is electric!