can inform you that i am a refugee and we don't have cheese
@mehlessmidori6025 жыл бұрын
Personally, I prefer Tipton.
@Sohamsta5 жыл бұрын
Hello dad
@stirlinglewis56905 жыл бұрын
why are you doing this to us papi
@idontgetthejoke44915 жыл бұрын
How about custom genders??
@RobGavagan5 жыл бұрын
See that Lasagna fresh out of the oven? ...that’s hot.
@Mimyakko5 жыл бұрын
Your comment is underappreciated and it's not ok
@kmanjune11115 жыл бұрын
I love your channel. I love that you know Paris coined/invented that phrase
@17luckynumbers5 жыл бұрын
No Rob... You're hot!
@betheniek55 жыл бұрын
Big daddy Rob I missed you! Hope you're doing well
@suburbia88315 жыл бұрын
Rob Gavagan no you’re hot 🔥🔥🔥
@imagitext13425 жыл бұрын
She's got that stoned energy without the interest of being stoned
@valkyrja--5 жыл бұрын
She is an actual stoner
@lotusauer47855 жыл бұрын
I feel like she’s the kinda girl who smokes a bowl then passes out cause she barely had energy beforehand.
@rennyh86275 жыл бұрын
There’s so many pictures of Paris Hilton smoking weed
@ontxtteredwxngs4 жыл бұрын
@@lotusauer4785 it's almost like she might have mental illness? hmm interesting
@scratchedcds4 жыл бұрын
“fresh” “spicy” “tasty” “healthy” _long ago the four nations-_
@Chansjawline4 жыл бұрын
Praise the ultimate comment
@abbywolffe41144 жыл бұрын
_but then, everything changed when the spicy nation attacked_
@prestowand4 жыл бұрын
thats an amazing profile pic you got there, mad respect to you my emo friend
@cemeterygore4 жыл бұрын
I'M WHEEZING HOLY SHIT
@v4mpyy.4 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂
@nolasalazarbarnes78955 жыл бұрын
The lasagna is literally the only thing she ever cooks. She’s made this lasagna on several different shows. This is probably the easiest thing to make.
@awwkieb38645 жыл бұрын
And she doesn't even make the lasagna in the right way
@susannameotti15795 жыл бұрын
yet she still does not know cheese does not belong in lasagna unless it’s besciamelle
@CipherClubChannel5 жыл бұрын
Not as easy as making toast
@AmisTheos5 жыл бұрын
@@susannameotti1579 bechamel isn't cheese, its milk butter and flour, you can add cheese but then its not bechamel
@MonochromeMochi5 жыл бұрын
Susanna Meotti that is not a type of cheese though, and honestly you can make lasagna in pretty much any way you find delicious.
@anthonyz45085 жыл бұрын
this woman really cooked with *FINGERLESS GLOVES*
@lauraanne71085 жыл бұрын
oi bruv Well don’t we all
@Sky_the_60s_lady5 жыл бұрын
@@lauraanne7108 no
@sylviaa56465 жыл бұрын
panicatthediscoMCRFOBTØPgreenday fan She was being sarcastic I hope
@Sky_the_60s_lady5 жыл бұрын
@@sylviaa5646 can only hope
@Lu_boo5 жыл бұрын
@@Sky_the_60s_lady , I'm just here to appreciate your name
@reneecargill98285 жыл бұрын
I love how she held her dog wearing the fingerless gloves THEN didn’t take the gloves off or wash her hands before preparing food 🤮
@shariffvas88764 жыл бұрын
To be fair I think that dog most be cleaner than any of us, I woulnt be surprise if she did'nt let him touch the ground
@yeonbeom4 жыл бұрын
@@shariffvas8876 still doesn't make it any better
@m.m.i.95864 жыл бұрын
Also handling raw beef with those gloves! EEEK!
@dilucii4 жыл бұрын
Renee Cargill eh who cares
@kinkboy80714 жыл бұрын
She also didnt wash them when she took out the meat... Salmonella surprise!!!!
@coppershepherd5 жыл бұрын
She acts like she has never been in her own kitchen. Or any kitchen ever.
@noorclean29155 жыл бұрын
scintilla probably her personal chef teach her few days before 😂😂
@highwayjoyride5 жыл бұрын
sorry completely unrelated to your comment but -- I SEE THAT KIYO PFP
@morg60455 жыл бұрын
She was using utensils for a grill to cook her meat...that still had the price tag on it. What’d you expect 😂
@illidelphian15085 жыл бұрын
Noor Clean or as she goes,, just edit that out. I think they’re making her doing bc she was mad ABOUT that cheese. 3 different spatulas. Is that even her kitchen. And I don’t think the maids really clean her whole house with bottled water. Does she even know what’s in bottled water. 🙄
@felixp2335 жыл бұрын
hi kiyo wssup anyways uh yes.
@zombieunicorn63165 жыл бұрын
She calls this her "famous lasagna" but she acts like she's never made it before lol She didn't even know what utensils to use for the meat.
@ChiKk1165 жыл бұрын
The tag still on that spatula killed me xD
@user-fd3ip5ff6z5 жыл бұрын
Zombie Unicorn why she should know that she’s rich
@alanoodyousef65355 жыл бұрын
ᄋ ᄋ being rich doesn’t mean you can’t know everyday skills.
@amandiniii7535 жыл бұрын
She also trolls a lot lol always has just now she uses it for views
@rosexx2415 жыл бұрын
It’s a joke clearly
@DestinyKiller5 жыл бұрын
Alizee reporting: Paris Hilton's assistant was found dead after forgetting to buy pre-shredded cheese
@Yddet123455 жыл бұрын
How to make any dish healthy. The Paris way: - river of olive oil - brutality grating cheese - a ton of salt - unicorn mist
@Sohamsta5 жыл бұрын
Jamie Oliver better be taking notes
@alozzzy12135 жыл бұрын
I mean she does say in the video that she isn't a professional.. to give her the benefit of the doubt. It's not like you're watching it to learn how to cook.. or atleast I hope you aren't. Lmao unicorn mist tho... that was bad.
@Hi-fr7cu5 жыл бұрын
She didn't put perfume in
@alozzzy12135 жыл бұрын
@@Hi-fr7cu I know! I watched the video (the actual one). It didn't even have the intro he shows in this video; it was right after she uploaded it that I found it. I liked it actually and found it [the video] entertaining. I just personally wouldn't have sprayed any type of aerosol/spray/cologne/perfume next to what/where I am cooking.
@finnlc80395 жыл бұрын
Yes
@freshlysqueezed68505 жыл бұрын
If you take paris hilton's channel seriously it's on you
@arikalamari195 жыл бұрын
yeah i'm already sure that james is out of his mind
@reddd-775 жыл бұрын
This is a great mindset on just life in general fuck
@yamitekudaSTOPplease5 жыл бұрын
She's obviously trolling and 80's ang 90's people know that lol
@yamitekudaSTOPplease4 жыл бұрын
@@earlaweese I'm sorry I'm an idiot, I didn't get to read any of that
@biscuit38345 жыл бұрын
She’s acting like a really annoyed high schooler being forced to do the cooking class she didn’t ask for
@ontxtteredwxngs4 жыл бұрын
key word: acting
@dmacxo5 жыл бұрын
i think paris always has and is always trolling everyone, she isnt stupid its just her character now lmao
@miera10295 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's her business tactic
@dmacxo5 жыл бұрын
@@miera1029 literally 'dumb barbie'
@Natalie-wr3iz5 жыл бұрын
@@sporer_ because rich people are surrounded by staff, friends and business partners that can advise them in how best to present themselves and therefore make money. Image is hugely calculated. Being an airhead is part of her brand, as depressing as that is to accept. She might not be a genius but she is certainly acting to some degree.
@wordpainter15 жыл бұрын
I mean she restores vintage radios in her spare time, as a hobby. That definitely isnt the mark of a dumb person, imo. Also have you seen her twitter pictures? She's 100% trolling and people don't wanna accept it.
@mollympls5 жыл бұрын
i agree, she's a pretty savvy businessperson.
@KaMafo285 жыл бұрын
I strongly believe she knows what she's doing is stupid and knows it gets people's attention. The woman has her own resorts and companies that she started on her own without her family, she's a lot smarter than people give her credit for but I think she actually likes people believing she's stupid. People tend to forget Paris' whole thing in the 2000s was being a total troll. She doesn't even use her real voice when she's on camera.
@justwannafreefx94195 жыл бұрын
I'll never forget this interview where she was talking to this man and was actually pretty normal. And then he asked he said something about her becoming irrelevant and in a second she flipped a switch and pulled on the "bimbo" voice and her face changed it was crazy.
@Ho_Lii_Fuk5 жыл бұрын
Are you actually so stupid that you believe her family didn't fund everything she did? God damn
@antara83474 жыл бұрын
JustWannaFreeFx do you remember which interview it was?
@justwannafreefx94194 жыл бұрын
@@antara8347 I don't unfortunately. She may have been talking to someone about her house or dogs or something :") It was years ago that I saw it.
@antara83474 жыл бұрын
JustWannaFreeFx oh ok thanks anyway!
@tnpdicey46645 жыл бұрын
James: will smith Jack black: am I a joke to you?
@alexgardner97545 жыл бұрын
TNP Dicey can’t recommend family members could he
@sophie-lp3vr5 жыл бұрын
Alex Gardner lmaooo
@annmeds57275 жыл бұрын
I know Jack’s channel is the best celebrity one
@wolfbad5125 жыл бұрын
@@annmeds5727 yeah he actually likes making vids just like a normal KZbinr not like other celebs who are just in it for the money
@CorgiFrizz5 жыл бұрын
She's almost 40 years old and acts like a teenager trying to cook.
@P38915 жыл бұрын
She hasn’t changed since 2004
@TaliyahTurner5 жыл бұрын
SHES 40?! I legit thought she was in her mid twenties.
@CorgiFrizz5 жыл бұрын
@@TaliyahTurner she's actually about to turn 39. Still 15 years older than you thought.
@velocitycr8s4955 жыл бұрын
bboooommeerr
@CorgiFrizz5 жыл бұрын
@@velocitycr8s495 I'm not a Boomer. I'm a GenX. So is Paris.
@lucreziaoddone4 жыл бұрын
Watching Paris Hilton cook "lasagna" is excruciating.
@miaobrien98454 жыл бұрын
*Lasagna!
@annika65925 жыл бұрын
So, obviously, we need to make "MainstreamCelebritiesAreOnKZbinNow.WhyAreTheyDoingThis?PLEASE STOP" the official title of this series
@haleyf25735 жыл бұрын
You mean "MCAOYN.WATDTPS" yes
@tiennar66735 жыл бұрын
Im digging the new the 1975 album
@estrellaanderson34325 жыл бұрын
Paris Hilton’s Channel: *exists* James: Is this some rich person joke I’m too poor to understand?
@becca534445 жыл бұрын
She sounds like me giving a class presentation for 50% of my grade in middle school while hating myself and my entire life
@livcttn5 жыл бұрын
it’s the fact i’ve completely forgot who paris hilton is
@felix-fl5pd5 жыл бұрын
liv.433 sameeeeeeeeee
@qfesk5 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows her name, but nobody could pick her out in a crowd...
@toastystrudels2455 жыл бұрын
@Tala Habern surgery
@lex13295 жыл бұрын
You've got amnesia sis.
@fdscrl60165 жыл бұрын
Feel sad for you
@roniduhhh5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, Paris Hilton is like stuck in a 2009 personal bubble.
@lievevlindertjes.79335 жыл бұрын
2009? I think more like....2001 or so.
@lievevlindertjes.79335 жыл бұрын
And she is also really fake. I dont like fake people.
@october31st345 жыл бұрын
The thing that angers and disgusts me the most in this is the fact that she doesn't have her hair in a ponytail
@ontxtteredwxngs4 жыл бұрын
THIS.
@남수-c8y5 жыл бұрын
She’s definitely not being serious but the lack lack of personality is painful.... my assumption: lately I’ve seen videos from her old reality show go viral again so she probably thought she could make more money by playing her old character again.
@benjidalton36435 жыл бұрын
Sooyoung N. No I think she’s just started being more active on the channel to promote her new documentary
@남수-c8y5 жыл бұрын
Benji Dalton which ultimately leads to the same thing > money
@SoWhosGae5 жыл бұрын
It's prolly not for money. She misses being relevant again.
@ashleybrown29154 жыл бұрын
Lack of personality could be caused from depression
@VOLAIRE5 жыл бұрын
“Paris Hilton is famous for being famous” is how I describe her every single time
@byebye435 жыл бұрын
*When the girls in your class spray Victoria Secret* “I cant even smell it yet and I want to choke”
@naurnaurnaurnaur7924 жыл бұрын
the boys in my class would just spray all over themselfs in axe body spray. i was nearly almost passing out each second. The girls in my class would just put on soo much scented hand sanitizer ( before the virus ) and like mango or peach lotion.
@byebye434 жыл бұрын
@@naurnaurnaurnaur792 oh how I can relate 😂😂
@lydia.335 жыл бұрын
Paris- “this is brutal” Everyone- “there are people dying”
@meredithgomes65595 жыл бұрын
Lydia Skittles THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING KIM😂
@hylia35 жыл бұрын
PARIS HILTON IS THE ICON OF "famous for being famous"
@Relevart91695 жыл бұрын
The Kardashians are quacking
@yani99045 жыл бұрын
hylia3 Kim kardashian was her assistant many years ago
@milesbeining5 жыл бұрын
@@Relevart9169 Are they ducks?
@louschwick73015 жыл бұрын
@@milesbeining back in 2012, they all wanted duck faces, so i guess if that's just how they identify as, then i guess we just have to respect that
@louschwick73015 жыл бұрын
she is the grandmother of all influencers
@nyamisaa5 жыл бұрын
Paris: this is brutal *KIM THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING*
@Lalalollypop994 жыл бұрын
She invented Kim lol
@theonabailey76464 жыл бұрын
69 likes nice ... Imma ruin it
@paddington_99365 жыл бұрын
Is James feeling okay he didn't mention the fact that he's trilingual once 😳
@VerucaMarie5 жыл бұрын
That's because he's depressed that he doesn't speak Paris Hilton.
@thatboypolo5 жыл бұрын
Wait what other language does he speak
@user-fn4pj2gw9i5 жыл бұрын
Billi Turner spanish and portuguese !
@dnfa5 жыл бұрын
@@Lichtersee I am from Brazil and Spanish is not almost the same hahaha
@Digmer5 жыл бұрын
@@Lichtersee im from chile and is not almost the same. i would say is 30% the same at best.
@holysickdivinenights5 жыл бұрын
This just shows that celebrities should stay in their own lane.
@deinem0mliebtnad1ne215 жыл бұрын
Ya like yazz?
@x0q45 жыл бұрын
Sweet_little _artist I like yazz
@deinem0mliebtnad1ne215 жыл бұрын
@@x0q4 u aint no bee tho
@asumi75225 жыл бұрын
"Celebrities"
@just_joe98195 жыл бұрын
yalikejazz123 chill lol
@trishie_V5 жыл бұрын
"These break easily," *_*opens it over the kitchen floor so all the broken pieces just free fall to the ground*_*
@zacharyclarke42404 жыл бұрын
brooms exist
@annika65925 жыл бұрын
"Just hopped off a Harley-Davidson. Now gotta cook myself a bacon sarnie" --James Marriott 2020
@johnnyallenshaneprater48705 жыл бұрын
I thought he said bacon sammie as in bacon sandwich
@annika65925 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyallenshaneprater4870 idk I'm pretty sure he said bacon sarnie as in bacon sandwich (they're pretty much the same thing bc they're both British slang for sandwich so yeah)
@lToxxiil5 жыл бұрын
It's bacon sarnie
@ggggcortez25055 жыл бұрын
I read this the same time he said the quote 😂😂😂😂
@addieb13145 жыл бұрын
Hermione 11675 I literally read this as he said it omfg 💀
@Iminacoffin5 жыл бұрын
She’s an adult woman and scared of shredding cheese, I could do that when I was 8 lol
@sylviaa56465 жыл бұрын
SatansFish69 _ I could do that since 5
@talkwolftalk47825 жыл бұрын
@@sylviaa5646 I could do that since I was 3
@emmequinn63635 жыл бұрын
TalkWolfTalk i could do that since i was in the womb
@all41065 жыл бұрын
Wierd flex but okay
@byambu5 жыл бұрын
i was shredding cheese as i raced down the fallopian tubes.
@charlottesmythee4 жыл бұрын
Paris is trolling everyone. She’s really become a character when there’s a camera on her. I don’t believe for a second she’s this stupid. I think she’s smarter than what everyone gives her credit for. With all that said, this shit was hella funny and a hot mess
@ontxtteredwxngs4 жыл бұрын
She's brilliant, and not just for trolling. She's very good with money and making it. Her perfume line alone is making her bank.
@nyademattos78083 жыл бұрын
@@ontxtteredwxngs still cant cook🤩
@odettewashere5 жыл бұрын
James: I've been trying to learn more editing tricks Also James: *edits face onto a ball of cheese getting grated*
@lilypad27145 жыл бұрын
Let me show you a towel trick: proceeds to just upend a bottle of water onto a paper towel. Smh 🤦♀️
@purrgundy5 жыл бұрын
*above a fucking SINK.
@erintull18904 жыл бұрын
Paris: "Life could be worse" 2020: "Your absolutely right my friend"
@ZaksBagansBabe5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe she's still around, as I genuinely forgot she existed. She's like the og Kardashians; famous for being famous 😒
@istymix5 жыл бұрын
She's stuck in 2009
@Mimyakko5 жыл бұрын
She started focusing more on the companies she's running.....
@Jackgames-vg7cw5 жыл бұрын
There famous cause they have buts
@lilith_projects39185 жыл бұрын
How did she get famous, honestly?
@Dianne25975 жыл бұрын
@@lilith_projects3918 she was born filthy rich. she was privileged from birth
@microscopic-spork5 жыл бұрын
If James doesn't use that "editing trick" every time he says "Happy James Day" I'm unsubscribing
@pastelhotmess92995 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@deganduke65934 жыл бұрын
She’s never cooked in that kitchen before. The tags are still on the spatulas 🤣
@claireguerin96395 жыл бұрын
When I started watching this, me and James were European Union buds. Now it’s over, and we are not. Sorry for that Oxford comma, should’ve made a trade deal before using that
@whocares2695 жыл бұрын
Too soon bro, we hurtin 💔
@christina40125 жыл бұрын
Sorry for the internet, should've made a trade deal before using that
@table2.05 жыл бұрын
@@whocares269 I love how your username is my response to your comment lol And last I checked, the EU is the party here that's being salty and making trades complicated. Not Boris. And idk about you, but I'm pretty sure no one in the UK likes Trump.
@whocares2695 жыл бұрын
@@table2.0 that's the whole point of my name love😅 Deleted my comment cause my half drunk brain responded with the tangible sense of a BNP campaign. But, legit no disagreement tho, it's fucking ridiculous! Idk what kind of stability tables have but the rest of us are kind of fucked 🙃😁 It seems like almost everyone in a position of power fuels political discourse with their salty mindsets and petty hangups. I think the only person in the UK who liked Trump was Boris. But given the recent Huawei/China drama and Trumps brexit present being "recommending" his fellow businessmen charge the NHS much more now, their relationship seems to have soured. *ahh, good times* 😬
@table2.05 жыл бұрын
@@whocares269 Ah, nothing bring us together whist also tearing us apart like political strife, ay? XD Let's just hope the people in charge have the faintest fuck as to what's happening because lord knows things have just been getting more and more complicated... tbh I'm nervous to state my opinions any more than I have done for fear of looking like a twat with incorrect or outdated info... Welp, it's done now. We are, as of recently, out of the EU. I hope it ends up benefiting people overall, despite any political disagreements we may have... Sounds soppy, but I just want people to be ok and happy... Happy a lovely day, friend. Crossing my fingers that this thing I wanted doesn't fuck us all over~
@rxrnett94495 жыл бұрын
she’s playing this extra character on purpose lol-
@shanouboubou4 жыл бұрын
Is she being extra ? It seems very boring in itself
@antara83474 жыл бұрын
Yeah the dumb barbie character
@ontxtteredwxngs4 жыл бұрын
James doesn't know about American culture that much I've noticed
@ontxtteredwxngs4 жыл бұрын
@@shanouboubou really? because honey no one is trying to watch someone who's snorted ten lines of coke and can't stay still.
@haodang94505 жыл бұрын
S-she vibe c-checked the lasagna? Also can we get a Gordon Ramsey to reAct to her cooking ?
@finalspace2974 жыл бұрын
Shooketh_ 223 a Gordon Ramsey ? U mean the Gordon Ramsey and Jamie Oliver
@greenthatsit18085 жыл бұрын
I saw Paris Hilton and thought. “Oh fuckballs”
@wolfeislonely20015 жыл бұрын
Dubverse you are completely right
@rbbaking35305 жыл бұрын
Dubverse sameeeeeeeeeeeee
@_Mands__5 жыл бұрын
I actually like her; she is great at taking the piss & laughing at herself, and works it to the bank. Fun fact; her fragrance company is worth over 2 billion.
@connarhutchinson9475 жыл бұрын
Those who think she needs the ad revenue are getting to me.. I find her hilarious & I loved the simple life.
@bradlee33755 жыл бұрын
Connar Hutchinson ad revenue is literally pennies compared to the empire paris has built 😂😂 people be acting outta pocket.
@Chelle88475 жыл бұрын
Same! She's the original troll haha. And everyone falls for it. It's almost cringe to watch people get annoyed with her and take it all seriously!
@WH1mzy_KaL13845 жыл бұрын
Actually one of all my times favorite perfumes is from her company
@llllllllll95774 жыл бұрын
She's an icon I'm sorry
@artizeangdraws29804 жыл бұрын
Paris Hilton: *pours oil* My mind: "2 shots of vodka"
@shaymazakraoui86885 жыл бұрын
1:42 James: I don’t understand why people get dogs like this. Any dog that its natural resting face is this clearly have issues. Jenna Marbles: 👁👄👁 Kermit: 👁👅👁 Marbles:👁👅👁
@mariawingren99195 жыл бұрын
Shayma Zakraoui I knooow. I felt attacked for Jenna.
@snoozyq95765 жыл бұрын
Haha I can picture her screaming about it now 😅
@larifari12oder35 жыл бұрын
Yeah but... Marbles and Cermit truly have some deeper issues xD i love them tho no hate
@sesam.koernchen5 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of them 😂😂
@spicystrawberri5 жыл бұрын
lol Jackie KENNEDY ...granted Jackie CHAN would be much more interesting.
@dezic0re844 жыл бұрын
I think Gordon Ramsey is crying in his kitchen.
@gabi-eg7tg5 жыл бұрын
In a KZbin world full of onisions and you tubers scamming children she’s definitely not the worst thing out there... dare I say she is kind of iconic.
@bobtheballoon89475 жыл бұрын
There is difference between being famous and being iconic
@edurittenhouse5 жыл бұрын
@@bobtheballoon8947 do tell the difference
@llllllllll95774 жыл бұрын
SHE IS ICONIC ! People legit love to hate
@ontxtteredwxngs4 жыл бұрын
@@bobtheballoon8947 yeah, and she's iconic. you can't tell me "that's hot" isn't one of the most iconic lines on reality tv
@BlackMetalGraffiti4 жыл бұрын
Edu Ragu An actor becomes famous for playing Batman in a movie. The man who invented the idea of Batman is iconic.
@FarhanaKhondaker5 жыл бұрын
I can’t help feeling this is a persona, like she’s literally taking the piss to get reactions out of people 😂 If that’s the case this is pure genius 😂😂😂
@antara83474 жыл бұрын
It’s a character she’s playing for entertainment, the dumb barbie
@ontxtteredwxngs4 жыл бұрын
@@lievevlindertjes.7933 she's LITERALLY an actress. she's been in things before and she's actually not bad. must be hard not knowing what a joke is.
@lievevlindertjes.79334 жыл бұрын
@@ontxtteredwxngs Did you just LITERALLY said to me that i dont recognize wat a joke is? Omg...that is just so rude of you LITTERALLY. Oh...and i find you also i bit simple just LITERALLY you know. I hope you dont mind?
@FarhanaKhondaker4 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell why does every KZbin comment have to turn into an argument?
@lievevlindertjes.79334 жыл бұрын
@@FarhanaKhondaker Bloody hell...who cares dear. Let them do wat they wanne do or so.
@paigesmolik49504 жыл бұрын
I love how he talks about it being to much cheese but wisconsinites are here's like 👁👄👁 that's not enough
@Yddet123455 жыл бұрын
That moment when a small dog owns more designer than you.
@ladyfoxwf10755 жыл бұрын
yddet1234567890. That moment when you realise that it’s a good thing you don’t own any designer, because you don’t want to waste your money.
@Uzairdinho5 жыл бұрын
“The way she looked at the spoon like she’s never seen one before” 😂🤣 had me dying
@Leah.Something4 жыл бұрын
"This is how I always do it" Opens up a brand new grinder of salt, uses a spatula with the tags still on it, spills half a cup of salt in and out of the pan.
@justyvie65675 жыл бұрын
I was cringing so hard through the whole video. Not this one, the Cooking with Paris one. But, she clearly doesn’t have much skill when it comes to cooking, though.
@jupiterrivera80275 жыл бұрын
And clearly doesn’t know how to wash her hands after touching a dog before cooking
@istymix5 жыл бұрын
@gem_mx wash your hand after petting your dog
@Jacky.c.v5 жыл бұрын
She’s clearly trolling
@istymix5 жыл бұрын
gem_mx it does effect
@minhmin56285 жыл бұрын
I think people miss she’s made an entire career out of being “basic”. Tv series etc. She’s also very creative. For example watch Repo man genetic opera. She paid for and designed all her costumes, dances p much the lot. She’s troller then Trisha.
@adelinewurzer45335 жыл бұрын
exactly
@JessicaaSaffron5 жыл бұрын
The OG troll and I stan
@Dianne25975 жыл бұрын
uhm... she was born filthy rich so i don't think she cares about being paid
@yourlocaltheatrekid9005 жыл бұрын
True. Repo is amazing
@elliemorrow53064 жыл бұрын
These comments saying they don't know who she is really got me feeling old
@hmmm70295 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you.... she admitted this personality is an andy kaufman-esque character designed to get bad attention and this video is proof it's working lol
@y2kren4 жыл бұрын
w- this video is a joke
@율동-s7v4 жыл бұрын
imagine taking a james marriott video serously tho.
@clionas83945 жыл бұрын
Shes not trying to be serious. She's taking the piss. It's pretty smart, she's making money off people's perception that she's dumb. If you see the sarcastic/humorous pov, you'd understand. Damn people are losing their sense of humour these days.
@craigcallaghan5715 жыл бұрын
She admitted years ago it was all a act. She's desperately trying to hold onto her 15 minutes. People think she's worth way more than she is. She isn't a heiress anymore as she was wrote out of her grandfather will many years ago. Her PR people leaked the fake $100,000,000 net worth years ago. It hasn't moved up or down in 15+ years. Obviously she's never going to be poor but her fame game most definitely will go.
@lotusauer47855 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, so it was a bad joke with no punch line. How clever. Too bad cpm is low these months so she cashed out at the worst time, really *smart*
@kass_G595 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@geckomazex43254 жыл бұрын
“I have seen someone cook and that means that I am the new Gordon Ramsey” basically Paris Hilton’s motto
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache5 жыл бұрын
James Marriott's KZbin channel is unbelievable good.
@Sohamsta5 жыл бұрын
Worddd
@saramazzella78175 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally nobody ever: Me, an italian: “ThAt’S nOt HoW yOu CoOk LaSaGnA!!1”
@levihuxley82904 жыл бұрын
It hurt to watch
@ontxtteredwxngs4 жыл бұрын
nobody: literally nobody ever: me, a ragin cajun: how are you dumbasses still not getting that paris hilton is trolling the shit out of all of you and you're falling for it.
@umbral_echo4 жыл бұрын
i'm sorry but i misread your name as "Sara Mozarella". i'm slightly disappointed it isn't that now, considering the comment...
@justaboutmcfreakinhadit95715 жыл бұрын
is she okay she sounds like she's gonna drop dead at any given moment
@rachelhammond30055 жыл бұрын
Nobody: James: hAppY jAMeS DaY
@victoriamartines50305 жыл бұрын
Isn't that meme dead yet?
@hrithikasarvodayan5 жыл бұрын
I've been binge watching James's vids , and I've gotta say .... those were the best 3 hrs of my life . 😂❤👌🏽
@thedragon64053 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@bl1tzs4905 жыл бұрын
Stan James Marriott for clear skin. WORD
@HoorayBagels5 жыл бұрын
It's bad on purpose. She's parodying herself.
@haleymiller79055 жыл бұрын
Thank you. He obviously doesn't do any research.
@charismatiques5 жыл бұрын
@@haleymiller7905 let me remind something that james says at the end of every video... it's a joke. no hate towards anyone. it's for entertainment. sheesh
@LOVEAapjes5 жыл бұрын
Oof you made me feel better
@KolchaksGhost5 жыл бұрын
Haley Miller why would he?
@sockthejock40743 жыл бұрын
James: I don't think anyone has ever cooked with fingerless gloves Ranboo: *nervous sweating
@katiefox65415 жыл бұрын
she makes me laugh, totally seems like she is joking each video. which I am certain she is. I dig it. She has a genuinely sweet and cute personality and doesn't take herself so seriously.
@scarletshadedblack65025 жыл бұрын
Exactly! people are so quick to call her dumb when they don’t even realize that she’s messing with them
@alittleninjathatstealsyour94015 жыл бұрын
Idk much about her but the spatula with the tag still on it made me laugh
@byz885 жыл бұрын
It's a shame the people who miss the point are so toxic towards her considering how she actually seems like such a genuinely nice person. She called her lasagna 'infamous' and said the gloves were her cooking gloves, and yeah she literally breaks character laughing sometimes. And I'm pretty sure that lasagna isn't the same one she put in there haha. I'm glad some people even on this channel seemed to get it, it's pretty bad it's such a tiny minority.
@lesley-annfenwick5 жыл бұрын
I feel the same she seems genuinely like a cool person and she is pretty funny lets be honest.
@elinevdv5365 жыл бұрын
"Healthy" Lasagne, with zero vegetables, kilo's of cheese and mountains of salt 😂
@valentinaciccarelli72285 жыл бұрын
Probably dog hair and whatever else she touched with those gloves before cooking too.
@molesdying3 жыл бұрын
james is literally the funniest youtuber out there. haven't laughed so much at any other youtuber's videos
@sunny94395 жыл бұрын
When she threw in the salt I actually gasped and went “oooo”
@mirandaelena-xu8pu5 жыл бұрын
“Corona virus is nothing to be scared of, it’s this lasagna”
@freyavine64483 жыл бұрын
Grating cheese is the least annoying food preparation task there is. It requires minimal effort, you can eat as much cheese as you want while you do it and then you have the satisfaction of looking at pile of grated cheese. She had to wait for the water to boil anyway it's not like she was late for work because grating the cheese took so long
@scimitarra5 жыл бұрын
Paris: *cooks the wrong lasagna recipe* Italy: T R I G G E R E D
@MerBaby-xoxo5 жыл бұрын
God, she's iconic.
@alannahr73374 жыл бұрын
Hands down this is one of James’s best and funniest videos 😂😂
@juliannah57215 жыл бұрын
I guessed it missed everyone here, especially James: Paris is completely aware of the reputation she has. She's completely aware people think she's stupid, talentless, etc, and hated BC she's famous for being famous. She trolls the shit out of everyone, & if you pay close attention, her humor is a very dry, deadpan delivery that's often unnoticed by those around her. She's also not any of those things I mentioned that are thought of her, she's taken her name and turned out into a hugely famous brand, with something like 20 best selling perfumes & a skincare line, she's acted in a bunch of movies (she herself admits she's an awful actress but she wanted to try) and an album with a mildly popular single or 2. I guess my point is, she's aware. And she pokes fun at the views people have of her by both sarcastically owning shit and somehow combining "yeah I know my life is a winning lottery ticket and I see the ridiculousness of it, too" and "yeah I know you're not taking me seriously but honestly idgaf". I have nothing but a wry respect for her. Edit: I forgot she's a successful DJ that charges a literal million dollars a set, holy shit. She's made herself *_3 billion dollars_* (not counting Hilton money, altho that helped her start) and she's beautiful, but ayyyyye keep shitting on her, I guess lol?
@MissCaraMint5 жыл бұрын
I mean she acted a part specifically designed to make fun of her in Supernatural. There is just no way she isn't aware.
@quacky27705 жыл бұрын
I agree, I personally never been a fan of her, but I think it's amazing how she's trolling everyone. Overall I think this video is pretty forced and it's funny how he doesn't realize she just trolled him haha
@taynicole39195 жыл бұрын
No I really think she's actually probably just that stupid tbh quite honest with you. I know I know really hard to believe, but have you seen the people who live in the United States? She probably doesn't even have a diploma.
@peedfarded5 жыл бұрын
Taylor Gradel “to be honest quite honest with you” She’s not the only one who needs a diploma.
@taynicole39195 жыл бұрын
@@peedfarded It's called a typo lmao, I go to college for English. You should know that's why you have people peer review😉. 😂 Good come back
@notyourgurl27555 жыл бұрын
As an Italian myself, this is crazy. You use neither mozzarella or Ricotta, you use Parmesan. And a Lasagne sheet is actually a noodle. :D but whatever she is cooking is Not Lasagne. Hahahaa.
@imtiredaf96925 жыл бұрын
DIO CRISTO MI SONO SENTITA MALE PER TUTTO IL VIDEO
@chrismzaino5 жыл бұрын
Mozzarella can be used in place of it I used to use fresh mozzarella and slice it. There are many different recipes for lasagna, doesn’t have to be traditional to taste good. Some noodles need to be cooked first and some will cook w the rest of the ingredients in the oven it just depends what you get. I actually give her props for grating that whole thing I wouldn’t have had patience for it.
@musicbyamandaj5 жыл бұрын
"oh my god its a rat" got me
@rockymaxwell5 жыл бұрын
James: You're all 12 Me, a 21yr old grown ass woman:... Well then..
@evewaller56485 жыл бұрын
Bob Maxwell at 20 years old I share your statement😅
@coffeepoweredkatie62905 жыл бұрын
Flip 21 around and what do you get? 12. Coincidence? I think not. lol
@oogabooga78975 жыл бұрын
I am actually 12, so James was right
@inyoshinanatasha97625 жыл бұрын
27 but feel like 12 inside
@pastelidiot80275 жыл бұрын
Pepot Pipay Same here
@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs5 жыл бұрын
HOW IS SHE WASHING HER HANDS WITH THOSE BEASTMAN GLOVES ON?!? Seriously makes me nauseous 🤮🤦♀️
@Noethos3 жыл бұрын
I know those cheeses CAN be safe, but... ~Cries in lactose intolerance~
@rachelsims53665 жыл бұрын
She made that whole lasagna with fingerless gloves, AFTER holding her dog, cross-contaminating all the raw ingredients, but really thought the tap water, of all things, was the unsanitary part?!
@Imgoingtosayit0075 жыл бұрын
This shouldn’t bother me this much but if she’s wearing gloves through the whole video she’s obviously not washing her hands...
@bumbygrl5 жыл бұрын
It's bothered you and a bunch of others... because it's disgusting...she just made herself look like an unrelatable ass hat that's never made food in her life...
@brittanybonnie14785 жыл бұрын
plus she was holding the dog
@abhipatil64094 жыл бұрын
I’m like 90% sure “Paris” is just a persona, she’s an incredibly smart businesswoman
@kittyqween5555 жыл бұрын
i have all of paris’s perfumes and they aren’t that great, just wanna say. also word.
@Sohamsta5 жыл бұрын
@@nad2137 probably bought them before banana realised that they weren't as great as they thought
@kittyqween5555 жыл бұрын
ronnie completing a collection feels *g o o d*
@aelvenus5 жыл бұрын
@@kittyqween555 that..that's not the best reason for spending money on bad quality stuff but i second that feeling
@len64395 жыл бұрын
no one: Not even Trisha paytas: James: hAppY jAmes dAy
@fagiolification115 жыл бұрын
Wait, I've always thought her name was Trisha Petus
@Sohamsta5 жыл бұрын
@@fagiolification11 idk, I thought it was Trisha Patty
@len64395 жыл бұрын
Sohamsta t r i s h a p a t t y
@broccoliboiizuku67985 жыл бұрын
Lmao, Trisha p a t t y
@ally.44444 жыл бұрын
the fact that she was shredding cheese with fingerless gloves is like taking a bath with socks on 💀
@lime99855 жыл бұрын
I'm italian and this video has given me ptsd. when she put the whole box of lasagna into the water I SCREAMED
@PartaMalaka5 жыл бұрын
haha same here xD
@antara83474 жыл бұрын
I’m not even Italian and I still screamed
@honyapanahi5 жыл бұрын
“You’re all 12” Actually jAmEs, I’m 11 so back down before I get my iron golem to dEstrOy you 😠!!
@hayley93armes5 жыл бұрын
You know when you had a really boring teacher in high school, who's voice would actually send you asleep in lesson. This is Paris's voice.
@autumndrittler89865 жыл бұрын
Y’all never watched simple life and it shows
@beestille54875 жыл бұрын
Tbh lol
@yani99045 жыл бұрын
Autumn Drittler that’s hot
@MsKJackson8315 жыл бұрын
My sister and I drink wine and watch it on DVD. True icons those girls were😂
@cecee34805 жыл бұрын
Yess this comment. I find Paris amusing. It’s a shame these people don’t get it.
@GlitterC8k5 жыл бұрын
She calls it her "infamous" lasagna. I would say that is accurate lol I'm starting to think that most people dont know what that word means.
@n.1ght3 жыл бұрын
“you’re all 12” me being 13🧍 i mean yeah pretty close
@ampurski23415 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate that she carries a dead rat around
@cecilyerker5 жыл бұрын
That’s a fine faithful elderly chihuahua who’s probably a decade old and that she’s taken good care of.
@motherofdogs79805 жыл бұрын
Cecily Erker I fucking hate people that KNOW that teacup dogs suffer throughout their whole life, and yet STILL BUY THEM. Like cmon if you are "going shopping" for a dog because you couldn't adopt (my case) choose a healthy breed and not a teacup.
@ontxtteredwxngs4 жыл бұрын
@@motherofdogs7980 and yet her dog is still alive so stay pressed i guess
@kmanjune11115 жыл бұрын
The only reason people say she is famous for being famous is that nobody even takes the time to actually look for what she is famous for. She was the heir to Hilton Hotel. Everyone knows that. But she has also had numerous cameos in shows played roles in movies and had a music career. Which was short-lived. She also has a perfume that has been best selling and she had her own show and been a best selling author. She's even been a freaking DJ and was the highest-paid DJ is 2014. She is famous for A LOT of reasons. She also has multiple product lines and her one stores selling numerous things.
@shimyashimyay78435 жыл бұрын
I am disappointed in myself for already knowing all of that
@Chelle88475 жыл бұрын
I know right, she's built her own empire and is so successful and...rich! Haha. These videos are a troll. As someone said in the comments, she's parodying herself!
@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon22105 жыл бұрын
And why do those products sell? They're made by a famous person,that's why. People would see a fragrance made by an attractive rich white woman and say 'sure,I'll get this because why not?'
@edurittenhouse5 жыл бұрын
@@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210 because it smells great, that's why.
@Ho_Lii_Fuk5 жыл бұрын
@@edurittenhouse And you actually think Paris made those fragrances herself? Lmao chemists made them and she probably just named them if even that.