Parkour So Hard I Call My Friend In The Shower

[@Mithzan]

Watch till the end

[@dinogaming8539]

Yes Senpai-chan. Also you did orange.

[@bogthefroggy]

I trust you beat orange ÛwÛ

[@cretin_called_casey]

Ross cheated and u did Orange

[@jennalunde3104]

k

[@dracodragon1743]

Someone should readjust the clock, it's not Ross time anymore, it's Max time

[@hannahanna9422]

"It's slime!" "It says lime!" They are siblings confirmed

[@hosannapyles8201]

Yeah, that entire time I was thinking about how if I were in Ross' place and my little brother was doing the same thing as Max, I would run over to his computer and chase him around the house.

[@-waterysock-senpai-1769]

Lol meee

[@oliviawatrous]

[AR] ..... *WAIT A MINUTE?!*

[@girlyendergirl1705]

@@oliviawatrous I'm waiting also, not brothers, Bonbon and Funtime Freddy! Guess who's whom?

[@ihaveosteoporosis7954]

Max: complains about masochistic map creator Max, five seconds later: *Hit me.*

[@arlene4830]

Do you mean sadistic because masochist means you like pain while sadistic means you like to hurt others?

[@ihaveosteoporosis7954]

arlyn fulcar in the video, he said masochist and I hadn’t thought about it

[@kirbysthiccthighs]

@arlyn fulcar i think he said masochist because the map creator had to play through the parkour map multiple times (and succeed multiple times) to make sure the map could actually be completed legitimately

[@arlene4830]

@@kirbysthiccthighs hmmn meh true maybe the map creator is a bit of both

[@jessicawatson3059]

arlyn fulcar there’s 2 definitions for masochist, one is someone who takes pleasure in someone else’s pain, two is someone who is sexually aroused by their own pain. I’m sorry for correcting you and for if I might have offended you.

[@ilylavender8014]

“I Parkour So Hard I call my Mom”: A thrilling Saga "I Parkour So Hard I call Ross": A Romantic Comedy "I Parkour So Hard I call my Friend in the Shower": A Tragedy

[@selena1073]

Lavender lover the most anticipated series of 2020

[@StarLight-vb8ks]

*_You legit made me choke on my cranberry juice_*

[@eve289]

I saw this and puked in laughter

[@PinchiSmurf]

I dropped mah croissant.Thats how much u made me laugh XD

[@thechicken5147]

I saw this and still didn’t like

[@Fepster]

“Best, most FUN map.” Ross trying to make himself believe this map isn't that bad.

[@jerichopascua1777]

Max: Anyone one who likes parkour has something wrong with them Prestonplayz: *Sad cactus noises*

[@urmom.1793]

Oml lol

[@EvadeDragon]

Cactus Jones and diglet aprove

[@joeyg7520]

Good

[@dATA_collection-archive]

Captainsparklez: **sad honey block noises**

[@animeiwolfqueen5226]

Actually, where is his video for this. I tried to find it and couldn’t.

[@bee_angel5002]

Level 2 Orange Upgraded: Level 6 Lime On this channel, we hate carpet now.

[@artsymonkey007xd]

Yes carpet is the enemy now

[@mariafraire133]

For sure but what will be the next rage color though

[@felinefrost7023]

Maria Fraire blue speed I think

[@mizukikoroyama7261]

Max:*cheats a lot * Also max: no don’t cheat Edit: Parkour so hard I punch my pc

[@yasuko8082]

“I’m not bounce” -Ross 2020

[@xaviercanaverde]

not gona lie. i was scrolling the comments just too make sure i dont copy off of someone. i had the same comment im my mind once he said that 😂

[@josephvillalobos1444]

Intellectuals only

[@lordmanjason2831]

I was just screaming "Don't hold space". That's what happens if you hold space on a slime block it minimizes the bounce....

[@itsken8010]

@@lordmanjason2831 dude I was thinking the same thing

[@colbyuwu4678]

Yes

[@starsallign]

Max - “this isn’t that hard really” Max - also not getting past the level

[@thegamerpig92]

It just sounds like Ross is having an existential crisis

[@thathoodieguy5]

Someone did a UNO reverse card on them, Max isn’t mad, but Ross is about to break his desk

[@keithoconnor7107]

Lol, too true

[@Alejandro-dq5bi]

Ross: rages. Max: the tables have turn

[@spinachleaf6955]

Rage Ross, am I right? 😂

[@grrsooka3148]

the turn have tables

[@cckf8445]

You've heard of road rage but here's the product new and improved. We call it... Ross Rage!

[@Akitablue]

Mad Max, Rage Ross

[@cartonsofmilk]

The series that no one knew they needed but still wanted.

[@lukamedcalf4800]

alternative title: "max and ross arguing for 25 minutes"

[@nova_cove]

This should just be a series called “Parkour so hard I __________”

[@jiinxlvr]

Call my friends and family

[@kodatboi8299]

Pooped myself when I won

[@legacyember0498]

Darren Pritchard this is the comedy I love

[@Havis_Princess]

It is it's a mini series

[@danielperrie3604]

. Man is punctual, and the comments seemed to have moved again, this confuses him

[@dylanchristman978]

I hope this us youtubes April fools joke

[@luckymailman13]

Dylan Christman it’s sad that it wasn’t

[@MyDogisEvil]

I was furious when Ashley beat it in like 4 minutes

[@GalexieGames]

Level 2 - Pooki's Colour Level 6 - Jerry's Colour I wonder who is next?

[@sleepygummi]

Probably Quig

[@MoonGirl-my4zn]

Wow

[@helixxhunter]

Watching you guys get so pissed at each other is giving me anxiety

[@egg3143]

Please. Just, Please, Make i series out of this, The climax being. "I parkour so hard, I call Jesus", It shall be the best thing about 2020

[@lydiaalthouse7335]

I love how Max and Ross fight like an old married couple

[@urmom.1793]

Oml lol

[@cjmilliam8275]

Sometimes the way they interact makes me wonder how they've lived together for so long and haven't killed each other yet.

[@mjdjfun4586]

Ross:*calls mom* Ashley:*calls Ross* Ross:*calls Ashley* I call this "the comment that wasts your time haha"

[@urmom.1793]

Well oof

[@thediamondarcher2880]

Plot Twist: Ashley is Ross’ mom

[@k00ky_k1tty]

I believe in you, Max I don't have anything funny to say this time, that's all

[@villaimouse]

the fact that this is the same map brings me joy

[@j.icecicle9946]

Ross has every right to "cheat" he is a squirrel!!!

[@powerstorm1309]

Ross “nothing comes out of parkour but anger” Ross after beating blue “YESSSSSSSSSSSS”

[@EliseLane29]

Ross: how do you bounce. Ross:bounce! Me: wondering how I trip up the stairs.

[@masque8930]

I like how max is actually calm on lime and ross is screaming

[@acronought2572]

“Why would you design a map around a corner” Sounds a lot like my childhood Edit: ah yes the secret to getting likes adding an edit and making fun of yourself Edit 2: it’s funny I’m doing remodeling with my dad and here I am in the corner of a closest as of typing

[@maddie2961]

Me: *gets a notification, so I read the title* Me: "Oh... *Oh no..."* [@] LEVEL 6- Lime

[@ilovecocacola9965]

25 minutes and 58 seconds of Ross being thrown into histeria from parkour and Max arguing with him.

[@chasesatanic385]

Dumb idea: “Parkour so hard I call max” So like say ok I’m done I’m calling someone to help and then you just call max and then he will probably be disappointed

[@Fear_the_Handsome_One]

Are you psychic???

[@luckymailman13]

Psychic

[@snai1ure]

Or he just posted it after the next video came out

[@GhostlyLil]

Tip for slime parkour w/the carpet- Don't move your mouse, keep still, don't jump

[@mercyjokez9433]

you sound like my parents when they were getting a devorce.. edit: omg thx for the likessss the most i ever got (also the parents thing isnt a joke)

[@dominikzajkowski8242]

Mercy jokez oof

[@nicholasa1221]

IT'S LIME

[@mercyjokez9433]

neeeeee u ma pawensh

[@yourfriendami]

I’m so happy that I saw this. Today has been absolutely awful and I just want to personally thank you both for your comedic antics that never fail to make me smile and laugh in the worst of times. Thank you so so much.

[@themeowcat9]

Max get mad at Ross for cheating, but he cheated more than Ross did in his whole life.

[@j.icecicle9946]

🤣 Lol

[@littlewoodgirl8810]

Ooooooo BURN!!!!

[@Blank-un3xz]

Ross: this is going to be easy Ross stuck on level 6: THIS IS SO HARD

[@nobodyimportant9525]

haha, seeing that youve posted makes me so genuinely happy, your goofiness and your vids make(s) my days so much better

[@DJsonnet141]

Ross: Can I just play a horror map and scream? Me: YES! DO IT ROSS! PLEASE!

[@geniesweenies]

I love Max's comments when Ross asks why he isn't bouncing anymore

[@bruhhhhhh702]

“This is my sleep paralysis demon” -Ross 2020

[@rabbitgirl4078]

Ashlie & others : Man it was easy to finish Lime Ross and Max : *anger induced noises*

[@PixelP0Rn27]

I lowkey thought this said you’re so hard

[@itzjustkylie3106]

No one: Literally not a living soul: Ross: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH

[@skyw3419]

Ross: Oh look I'm in adventure mode! Look at what a f*cking adventure were having! Max: I think we're having a great adventure. *Laughs hysterically* My favorite part of the video; Ross totally loses his mind.

[@vivianx8337]

The carpet doesn’t affect the slime, just don’t press space or shift

[@kerriclark8284]

I love you ross! Thanks sm for everything! You’re the best and I’ve grown up watching you!

[@itzsparklexd2680]

Why does Ross and Max yelling eachother make me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣

[@sarcasticxss9406]

I love how Ross and Max just hit each other every time one of them fail. It’s amazing. They be brothers from other mother guys. It great. OwO

[@sugarfall4251]

Ross is not fat he is soon going into spring/summer hibernation so he has to store up in food obviously

[@dreadtoni765]

i belive that max did it, he seems to angered that ross wasn't recording

[@stormclouds2239]

Ross: What should we do for a video? ... ! Ross: CALLING PEOPLE Max: PARKOUR

[@elliaatlas5832]

Ross's intro is why we check our volume. I just put my headphones on, waiting for the video to load, not realizing that my volume was at full. I legit startled.

[@kittydonut5108]

Before I even START....I need to prepare myself for the amount of laughter this is gonna bring me...(We all remember Level 2:Orange)

[@skylarrhodes]

Ross is so salty if we dipped him into a lake it would turn into an ocean 😂

[@gloveman3574]

Skylar Rhodes nice callback

[@larrysimbajon]

Skylar Rhodes I need the link to that vid, I have been searching for it and can't find it anymore. Please if you can send me the link!

[@Sethern]

Drarryismehship it was privated I believe

[@isaacmunson101]

@@larrysimbajon Its the cops and robbers (stop with the squids) episode

[@skylarrhodes]

Drarryismehship kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4DdeKt7hbeBoM0

[@paulaswindall8028]

Laughed so hard watching this I actually cried feeling your pain and anger

[@emyj523]

Max-“who made this map a masochist” **Markiplier has entered the chat**

[@blx_stxrs]

“Why don’t I bounce?!” -Ross 2020

[@cirusrose4028]

I believe that max did it, GO MAX AND ROSS!!! Stay safe, also subscribed today.

[@r.p4336]

I started crying as soon as i saw the blue level, the nam matrix jumps, the dam neos

[@toydenman.5332]

Max: This one's not that difficult Me: SAYS THE ONE THATS HASNT MADE IT PAST THE SECOND PARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[@spadekarma1164]

I really needed some of happy Ross and Max. I've had a rough week. Thank you💙

[@elivile.]

To be perfectly honest, I have a love-hate relationship with parkour.

[@sk2anti-social98]

Max: Ross is cheating Me: *Uno reverse* *and max is a great motivation-*

[@mysticmystery8935]

Alternative title: *Max complaining to Ross about him not recording the orange part for 25 minutes*

[@petersalter5051]

This is probably the only time I've wanted a KZbinr to deliberately cheat on a map. Because this series is awesome please continue.

[@marcosroque5408]

now this is what i call quality minecraft content👍🏽

[@MsLovelyLoaf]

I made banana bread earlier and it tasted good, smelled INCREDIBLE, truly heavenly

[@ammon770]

You should give us recipe

[@MsLovelyLoaf]

Ammon Shirts I’m sorry, but this is a secret passed through the ages. Until you slay the epic dragon of blueberry muffins, you are not worthy

[@ammon770]

Ok master I will return when my time has come

[@tabstrash7166]

Pillowfullof Spider I love yr pfp

[@firepie6633]

Hello banana bread master, I truely hope you have a good day and enjoy your day

[@Devirii]

Max:WHAT THE **** ARE YOU? Ross: IM ******* ROSS Max:THATS WHAT I ***ING THOUGHT

[@MagicSandwichMan]

Mac and Ross arguing like a married couple for 25 minutes

[@curleyds]

Max: We're not going to cheat! Me remembering all the hide n seek and other games Max cheated in: I see your sins have caught up with you!

[@flameoutribs7694]

Ross and max: continuously smacking each other around and Ross screaming alot, They are siblings having alot of anger and rage and I'm just here laughing my head off.

[@clovercorner6652]

I love how you stayed so calm!!

[@szzaxx1604]

*Me while watching the intro: “It’s okay, Max. I’m sure that was such a good dream that you’ve just started to think you actually beat that level”*

[@V2Mia]

The fax that she answer the phone while taking a shower. 🤣

[@ariannasaldana4948]

Ross: **still running while landing** Also Ross: WHY DONT I BOUNCE??

[@madisonchandler9441]

Idek what is going on other than Parkor. What was something a song or a little thing... Hardcore, parkor, no core, parkor Something like that

[@kelseyj6781]

7:35 I love how max said “I think it’s slime even though it says lime”. The voice is just 👌😚

[@flamelightning5428]

I don't think I've seen so much rage in a video before now

[@vectorminecraft]

"Hey I'm Ross Hams Hams Hams Hams."

[@kyr-toolhouse]

Thats all ive ever heard😂😂😂

[@alisonk6574]

:0 yes ive been wating for dis

[@davidm6866]

Ross: "Black is the absence of color." Me: **knows black is the culmination of every color** Don't nitpick pick, don't nitpick, don't.... damn it...

[@kodawhomst8175]

its a shade

[@user-jq4jq5qd4m]

White/clear is every color purely combined Think of a prism as how white/clear light shine through it and you get the rainbow on the other side Colors are just what the material doesn’t absorb and reflects leaving the reflected color white is a combination of the colors absorption traits while black is the combination of reflection traits Black is what we think when we mixed all the colors in 2nd grade art class because paints and crayons use a combination of strange dyes and aren’t pure color that’s why when you mix all the paints it combines the reflection of the strange nonperfect color dyes

[@user-jq4jq5qd4m]

Sorry I needed to comment this to submit it to r/woosh on reddit

[@franzsno7019]

Black paint is the culmination of all paint colours, while black “light” is the absence of colour. This is because paint is subtractive mixing

[@bodacioust2186]

14:38 you missed a censor, watch out for youtube staff

[@deleonjasmine24]

You guys should bring Ashlie and Shootzki(probably the others as well) in to help y'all. That would be so funny 😂

[@mcssugardaddy3011]

Yes Ross is my favorite KZbinr UwU. Also I love the intro, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh Ps. I believe you Max. Also Ross didn't cheat.

[@angelmama4991]

Please! Are you doing a part 3? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!! 1&2 are just too good. 🙏😂😂

[@darkfireisI]

I can never quite tell if Ross is saying 'damn ross' or 'hey I'm ross' in the intro

[@Overused_Toothbrush]

It’s Ham Ross

[@SeeingwhatDude]

I hears say bitches in his intro

[@selena1073]

Legend says that it’s actually ham Ross

[@carolineeustace9914]

I don't know it's either 'ham Ross' 'damn Ross' or 'hey I'm Ross'

[@ieatshavingcream2236]

Ham ross

[@BanBeanio]

This is fr about to be a whole series every level one episode

[@thehappyhopper]

The blue level is literally impossible, it is 100% 5 block jumps And there's a level that gives you jump boost, but it's broken and never takes it away so the rest of the map is a cakewalk.

[@xxximperium777]

Max- “Parkour so hard we get hard”

[@cameronhepringa7519]

17:53 is when ross calls his friends if u dont want to watch the whole thing

[@Boxbelle]

Literally as I started the video, when Ross screamed someone in my house started vacuuming.... sounded about the same

[@nichaaael]

i genuinely enjoy doing parkour. i don’t see what the issue is

[@urmom.1793]

It's because they are crazy. People who actually enjoy it are sane

[@urmom.1793]

Answer solved

[@truwiggins3043]

"Who designed this, a masochist?" Oooooooof ACtUalLy theyd be a sadist for enjoying watching yall struggle to complete their map XD

[@kiwi74duh94]

Now I'm just wondering who is he gonna call next time he does this XD

[@liarow215]

I feel so bad the parkour looks so difficult, but funny to watch lol.

[@remember_life7436]

It's not cheating, its using your resources to win a map

[@divineoblivionx]

This is still my favorite parkour series to date lmao 🤣🤣