(Parody) Everything Wrong With Tanks for the Memories in 4 Minutes or Less

[@mastermewtwo5503]

Littleshy: "The turtle soup shall soon be made." Fluttershy: "Tortoise."

[@chickenlickendinner4848]

@@saw.it_happen hi fellow Catherine 😃

[@kylechapman2582]

Master Mewtwo Your first subscriber is me

[@_.SpaghettiMuffins._]

I have subbed

[@esmeraldathepinkpoodle2481]

Technically all tortoises are turtles but turtles can’t be tortoises 😁 The more you know 😅

[@King_Of_Arkham626]

Lol

[@Chimcharlover13]

Honestly, I always fully understood Dash's grief. Yeah, everyone says it's greatly exaggerated and she took it too far, but...when you're that attached to a pet and you love it so much...any amount of time away from it can give you misery. Trust me on that. So, people should be less cruel to her. This episode is a lot of fun.

[@whalesharkmarianna2573]

Agreed!!! I never understood why people and even her own friends were pretty oblivious to her grief. Like they recognized she was sad but like the way they reassured her was like apathetic in a way?

[@nerdgirl_113]

I love that this episode shows her going through the five stages of grief. Deniel:Denying that tortoises need to hibernate in the first place. Anger:The scene when she lashes out at her friends. Bargaining:Her thinking that stopping winter will stop hibernation. Depression:The now iconic crying scene. Acceptance:Her accepting that Tank need to hibernate and letting him do it. Just that they were able to show her going through all five stages so subtlety is one of many why I love this episode.

[@JZJ7777]

Yea, I honestly felt bad for her after she started sobbing.

[@lrkeribergaard]

yeah i feel bad for her

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

As someone who has lost two dogs, and a large number of fish, hermit cravs, and toads to the passage of time over the years, AND is currently taking care of a childhood dog in his twilight years, it hits hard. Especially if you consider Tank might be an unknowing emotional support animal.

[@valhersa29]

Admit it or not, Dash crying was heartbreaking.

[@valeryguerard7348]

Yessss each time I’m watching this episode, I cry with Rainbow 😢❤

[@billykaplan9915]

Not for me i forgot my heart somewhere else

[@MStandforYourMom-]

not me, hate her

[@nawnaw]

my heart is cold cause that crying was ugly

[@FoxMan_FF]

Oh lordy, that gross sobbing. Gotta hand it to Dash's VA, that sounds delightfully heartbreaking.

[@coollkingbob7756]

Except I Have No Soul...

[@MooseShower]

First time I watched it, I was surprised they let the scene become so depressing

[@RX-12]

Ultra Fast Pony had a field day with that scene.

[@Kamykc312]

@@RX-12 could you tell me the number of that chapter of UFP?

[@RX-12]

UFP 96.

[@anonofyesterday4650]

This is hands down the best "everything wrong with" episode of 2019.

[@chrouu]

*THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF 2019 SO FAR*

[@FunnyFany]

@@chrouu that is joke, yes.

[@deet0109mapping]

r/wooooosh

[@cripwalker665]

@@deet0109mappingYou forgot the r/

[@fangleanimation244]

Filip Tryhuk |~| lol it's the only one (I get the joke so pls don't hate me)

[@Lans32485]

What, no sin about Dash getting off scott free after blowing up the weather factory and doing tons of damage to Clousdale?

[@brimac6556]

No one saw her do it.

[@joshuaareta2001]

victory for the impostor

[@JZJ7777]

I don’t think any pony saw her do it.

[@Lans32485]

@@JZJ7777 So? It doesn't make it any less of a sin that one of our heroes got away with blowing up a building, doing major damage to TWO towns, and putting a bunch of ponies out of work...and got off scott free.

[@Turtle_Pain]

Couldn't escape the turtle soup gag 🐢🍲

[@bluestareverything9716]

Wait but life gave me my parents 😮

[@alicewilloughby4318]

Does anyone here know what turtle soup actually tastes like? (And please don't say "Turtles!". That won't tell me much, since I've never tasted a turtle.)

[@Turtle_Pain]

@@alicewilloughby4318 well it is a white meat So probably like chicken

[@ganondorfchampin]

You can go make mock turtle soup, that's what it tastes like.

[@eliwing2991]

Thanksgiving?

[@ray-rayrambles3263]

In my opinion you missed hands down the biggest sin. When fluttershy starts crying after hurting dashes feelings, pinky a rarity say they start crying because they don’t like to see flutters cry. What about the fact that flutters cries a LOT more then dash, so when dash finally does her friends don’t even give her their full compassion??? Idk that ones just always really bugged me

[@Angela.Perkins]

Yeah, that immediately stood out to me when I first watched the episode. I'm surprised more people don't at least comment on it.

[@ray-rayrambles3263]

Angela Perkins ok glad I’m not the only one

[@Angela.Perkins]

@@ray-rayrambles3263 I think Brawny Buck might have mentioned it in his "Buck to the Face" series. It's been a while, so I don't remember for sure.

[@yourresume373]

Urgh, I never watched this episode (I didn't watch the ones that sounded boring to me, sue me) but I always hate it when the writers put Fluttershy on a pedestal above all her other friends. Yeah, she's nice and pretty and humble, we get it. No reason to treat her like a piece of fine china moreso than your other friends. Hmm... Can't think of a specific example. Maybe "Green isn't Your Color" fits the bill? But y'all know what phenomenon I'm talking about, right?

[@LannyLeArtist]

Oh lord

[@redster2152]

In this episode I was just really suprised that rainbow dash cried *THAT* much. Cause she's usually not the emotional type and the last pony that would support crying your eyes out. I thought it was highly unlike her. Plus, wasn't Tank her pet before? She didn't seem to have any problems then. Or maybe she was too busy saving equastria to notice.

[@legendarybubbles4567]

I know this was a long time ago, but even the most stoic of people will cry at the loss of a loved one. I know he didn’t die, but this episode really felt like it was trying to show that situation, without actually showing death. My father doesn’t cry often, I’ve only seen him cry a few times in my life. But the most recent was the death of our sweet kitty. A pet is apart of your family, and you love them as such. Being apart from them for a long time would still be heartbreaking. Waking up without them beside you hurts, so much.

[@xenay911]

The title already gives it away with the name pun that the episode is actually supposed to be about losing someone (Thanks for the memories). Tortoises can get extremely old, but I’m guessing that Tank was already very very old when Dash adopted him, given his size and all, so it would make sense to choose Tank of all pets. What I still very dislike is that they chose Dash and Tank at all. He was her first ever pet (and I think we can all agree that that loss is one of the worst) and she had him for only a few seasons, while the others had their pets for way longer. I honestly can’t recall if we ever saw him again in the later seasons or if they really ‘removed’ him from the show…

[@Fictionboy16]

"Tanks" for being one of those KZbinrs that upload on New Year's Day :)

[@desmolboi4049]

*YOU FUCKING DIDN'T!!!!*

[@thedoomslayer9832]

*OH HE FUCKIN' DID!!!!*

[@theslavscav]

2:03 Fun fact: What Dash did is called a "vortex ring state", which happens sometimes with helicopters and is quite dangerous

[@TheCommenterDragon]

The part where RD cries her eyes out in this episode hits me here ---->💔

[@patriousthefallenknight3185]

the worst part is this hits ME more than it will you because this reminds me of when i finally lost my cat to her age, and seeing RD in her bed crying her eyes out as her pet slowly "dies" it was too much for me at the time and i was crying, hell even when i see that part i still cry

[@ants7279]

I Wove u

[@privateinvestigatorrick7406]

*Hey! Quit horsing around!* *Now play me some of that jumping music.*

[@FreezeFun]

THE *BUCK* YOU SAYIN' TO ME YOU LITTLE -SHIT-

[@baldini_the_houdini]

3:42 sorry, but I have to say it, in this episode winter is beginning and that episode you are referencing is called winter wrap up where they are ending winter

[@crovax1375]

The dragons in the MLP universe are mammals. There are several scenes that Spike can be seen sweating, and sweating is exclusively a mammalian trait. Also when Spike is hatched he suckles his tail, that suckling reflex would only occur with nursing infants, and producing milk is also a strictly mammalian trait.

[@rogerramiussergeialexander5541]

Wow, that's allot better than "belches literal fire, therefore cannot be cold blooded." I wonder if that means that Spike's "scales" are closer to a porcupine's quills, rather than reptilian scales. Still doesn't explain the fire-resistance, but I guess that is a theory for another day.

[@crovax1375]

@@rogerramiussergeialexander5541 dragon scales could just be well adapted for heat dispersal. Because of the Leidenfrost effect it's possible for a person to put their hand in molten lead. So it's not to far of a stretch to imagine a lava resistant dragon

[@rogerramiussergeialexander5541]

Still, that would require dragons to sweat literal gallons to sit in lava (even if it wasn't as hot as molten rock) for long periods of time.

[@crovax1375]

@@rogerramiussergeialexander5541 the dragon scales would theoretically have to have a very efficient means of recapturing sweat, or the scales would just be very good heat shields, certainly not beyond realm of plausibility

[@desmolboi4049]

*sigh* I love when I'm not the only person to try to apply logic to cartoons for kids.

[@ashercandell3788]

Is nobody going to mention how Rainbow is making such a big deal about Tank going into hibernation even though canonically it's not the first winter they've spent together? Are we supposed to believe that there's been less than 1 year between May the Best Pet Win and Tanks for the Memories even though they're spaced three seasons apart? Doesn't Hearth's Warming Eve, an episode that takes place during winter, occur after May the Best Pet Win, so Rainbow would already have met Tank and thus already spent a winter with him? What is the timeline??

[@Portableholefromthefuture]

Omg never realized that

[@xenay911]

The episode was supposed to be about LOSING a pet. That’s why her reaction is so “over exaggerated”; it’s about knowing your loved one is about to pass away. Just in a kid friendly way since they can’t exactly say that lol, like the never ending “moving away” to imply passing away

[@xenay911]

Like… I feel like the title says enough about what it is about. Unless you guys say “thanks for the memories” in other situations than funerals or memorials lol..

[@ashercandell3788]

@@xenay911 I mean you could deflect basically every point in any of these Cinemare Sins videos with "It's just a kids show," but where's the fun in that? And even if it is an allegory for the death of a loved one, that doesn't mean the order of episodes makes sense, cause...it doesn't. Commenting on a comment you made a year ago feels weird.

[@JZJ7777]

@@xenay911 wait, how do you get that sort of message from this episode? Tank appears later on so it’s not like he passed way. One example is Secrets and Pies. I think that Dashie was too busy to notice any previous hibernations.

[@thenomad5585]

Inside of every Rainbow is a demon.....wait....Scratch that ... Reverse it.

[@Reverse-Isekai_Victim]

I see what you did there.

[@joshblackwell8632]

Captain America: I got that reference.

[@thenomad5585]

Josh Blackwell Get this comment a shield.

[@shelvacu]

"nomed a si wobniaR yreve fo edisnI"?

[@KiaraTheSmolBean]

Lol XD I get it!!

[@dreamlandbuds7710]

3:25 I can't help but agree. Even if it was to show depression as part of the stages of grief, it still felt...drawn out. (The crying on the inside thing was funny, though.)

[@Coaster42]

Video: "It's okay, Season 9 will come back in a few months!" Me, watching after season 9 has ended and there will never be a new season again: 3:21

[@Wissle]

1:23 that is hilarious I never noticed that! Would love to see a mlp x South Park crossover, that would be very interesting, haha.

[@rockandtoon2112]

1:36 Dr. Whooves is now a Pegasus.

[@alizastar96]

i was legit rewatching ur old sins videos before this popped up on my feed XD happy new year and thanks for another year of great content!!

[@rainbowmonsters6981]

1:05 after the Best Gift Ever, that's not a very far fetched explanation

[@GL_099]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this is the first episode where they say "months" _WHAT THE HECK ARE MOONS THEN?_ Also, Headcanon: Twilight's favorite fantasy drama is called Game of Pones.

[@ACCOmedyclown]

I know im replaying to a 3 yrs ago comment But i think moons refer to their years and months is just still months

[@isabellivasconcelos1580]

@@ACCOmedyclown I don't think so, if I remember it correctly, they always said in the show that every Apple Family Reunion happened after 100 moons, so I think they used months in the script as a mistake

[@samwxch7538]

1:53 I'M SCREAMING!!! XDD Happy New Year to you LittleShy!~ 💙🎆💕

[@kylie_kangaroo]

“ And over there we can play *horse hockey* .” So we’re going to knock some horses with sticks?

[@Evilofhumanity]

HAPPY NEW YEARS littleshy🎄🎄🎄🍾🤪

[@deet0109mapping]

Happy new year, here’s the grieving episode! Seriously though, good video, happy new year!

[@ChickChickChirp]

I just realized that we have not seen Tank or Owlluscious in a very long time

[@killz0ne215]

Nice sentence mix at the end Littleshy! "Its okay Season 9 will come back in a few months" LOL... We must now hibernate until the next season releases. (hopefully not via hacker again! =(

[@GoldGleeGamer1]

I expected a sin for "Applejack cries on the inside." Happy New Year, LittleShy.

[@SableWolfAngel]

I really liked Rainbow's solo in this episode. Happy New Year, Littleshy!

[@silverknife8642]

"So the turtle soup shall soon be made" I actually died. Also keep up the good work bro :)

[@dextertek9536]

LET’S KICK OFF THE NEW YEAR WITH A BANG! *gunfire in the distance*

[@feqbrony8989]

DexterTek Cue the megaspells!!!

[@rogerramiussergeialexander5541]

Yup, it's like that where I live too.

[@pinkiebows111]

stop it. It scares my cat and dog.

[@Subzeroinfero]

that's what she saiddddd

[@funalicious1000]

What about the part where Dash removes the screws from inside the vent while trying to break into Cloudsdale? First of all, she entered through the door so why was going into the air ducts necessary? Also, when the screws fall out, there are no holes in the wall so what were they attached to?! 😂 Good thing Dash was planning ahead, and had a pair of pliers or a wrench on hoof to remove those screws.

[@jumpiestudios5265]

I loved this episode, as always! You did a great job!

[@Sencilia]

Happy new years, Littleshy! I'm crying on the inside.

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

"What about the trees that are still green?" We'll have to give them a name, like "evergreen". Sin 2 and we're already sinning things that exist in nature.

[@DDAO730]

Again Littleshy, another great episode of a Cinema Sins Parody.

[@yetrix_]

Rainbow Dash: *crying* Scootaloo: Ahh you're okay.

[@sasha_rawr]

I can’t be the only one who cried over this episode..

[@ameliawilder28]

Really?😅😂

[@sasha_rawr]

@@ameliawilder28 weirdly enough, yeah 😭

[@JrMantisBrigade]

I remember being annoyed that Dash was implicitly excused for all of her sabotaging of other ponies’ efforts, property damage, and the course of nature just because she was “grieving.” She’s never given a punishment or even a talking to, just comforted and gets over it eventually. In elementary school, I once knew a girl from a well-off family who started rooting through my mother’s purse looking for candy while she was chaperoning on a field trip. When the girl was caught, she started crying and made up a story about being worried about her sick grandma. Even if it had been true, that wouldn’t excuse her behavior.

[@joshblackwell8632]

Except that they wouldn't be able to prove RD caused all that damage because they don't have the technology & no one saw here committing the acts.

[@lucidfangirl1030]

@@joshblackwell8632she didnt tell her friends?

[@joshblackwell8632]

@@lucidfangirl1030 No. She never told them where she was or what she was doing. They never saw her again after she flew off mad until the snow nuke happened. The only thing they could possibly do is guess that she did something up there but like I said 4yrs ago without proof RD couldn't be punished for anything.

[@MohammedAli-mi7sn]

0:15 Those are evergreens

[@jdeck306]

Next to My Little Dashie, this was the episode to get me closer to crying than anything else since my own pet died 3 years ago

[@xxcomet_deerxxangelgachave776]

I noticed when rairity was crying,she had only mascara on one eye,cause only one eye was crying black 😂

[@allyrose8405]

This literally broke me as a child. If I have trauma it is from this episode.

[@fearfulfox1873]

1:00 while there are no species of rabbits that hibernate it's only the tree squirrel that don't hibernate in the winter, although they are less active outside their dens

[@mromg8282]

This video is 4:20. What a great way to start of the year.

[@cellinemartins]

0:51 Also, Scootaloo's dad

[@someothername2585]

How does it work that people were writing comments 13 hours ago even tho it was posted a minute ago, is it like a patrons thing or something?

[@TheCommenterDragon]

Yes,Patrons get to view videos early.

[@epicgangnamstyle8783]

r/softwaregore

[@mlpdisneylover]

Tanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great! Happy New Year, LittleShy!

[@renaxakai3]

I always thought it was "so bad" instead of "so great". Younger me must have heard them wrong.

[@olive9514]

It hurt real bad when I watched this episode like, this is pretty much the first time we've seen dash so upset

[@frankbrislin4378]

Littleshy FIM , One sin I noticed, in 'Winter Wrap Up' they expressly said that unicorns aren't allowed to use their magic because they're supposed to do it as the earth ponies did it. But approximately eleven minutes into the episode, Twinkleshine was using her magic to move leaves. Also, why are Canterlot ponies participating in Ponyville's winter wrap up? And why are the pegasi allowed to fly.

[@jayreid2513]

The girly Dash scream gives me life. Littleshy I think you're awesome have a great day

[@Endyyyyy]

This is the last episode where Tank appears. So I am going to assume he died for reals.

[@sabersz]

@Karen Berthel NOOOOOOOOOO I JUST THOUGHT HASBRO DIDN'T MENTION TANK IN A WHILE. R.I.P Tank

[@jadenjohnson5477]

You should really go back to episode 13 of season 5(I can't remember what its called) and look closely and then come back to me.

[@bensanchez8121]

He returns in “Do Princesses Dream Of Magic Sheep?”

[@ElecManEXE]

I'm sure there are others as well, but off the top of my head he's appeared in "Secrets and Pies" fairly recently.

[@desmolboi4049]

Mabey he will appear (even) later in the show!

[@LightTheUnicorn]

The title of this one never fails to get Fall Out Boy stuck in my head, regardless of the pun! Happy 2019, Littleshy!

[@audi8286]

2:41 *Australia:* :(

[@isladaim]

Happy new year Littleshy!

[@michaelaburns734]

Oh Dash anything you do for Tank was very extreme and nice video sins of Tanks for the Memories Littleshy

[@djpyroteknikz135]

Couldn't have picked a better episode to "Cinemare Sin", Littleshy. The title can also mean " tanks for the memories" of 2018. =)

[@coyotix]

i cant get over how the music playing when dash snuck around the factory, the music was flat out the rainbow factory song

[@tevabble9192]

I hope dash knows that if tortoises are in freezing cold temperatures for too long they can die

[@daft_icup]

4:00 try making that joke afterward

[@rogerramiussergeialexander5541]

Oof.

[@bluefox8011]

seriously though, watching rainbow cry for her pet leaving her alone for the winter is heartbreaking.

[@FuzzyStripetail]

After being cognizant of the randomly affixed and potentially dangerous ice-related injury icicles that are routinely placed upon numerous Ponyville surfaces, even the least seasoned of seasonal ice skater ponies are mindful of any and all ponies that may inadvertently collide with them while sledding down from a nearby hill.

[@ants7279]

Boooooo u suck

[@SpairM]

Tanks for the memories even though they weren’t so great! Sorry I’ve been listening to my emo playlist

[@aphrodite4419]

I’m binge watching these videos, they bring back memories

[@_sleepymae]

"So the turtle soup shall soon be made" 😢 XD

[@alexandermcadams3845]

i know im like way late to this comment section but one of the biggest sins in this episode is that tortoises dont hibernate either. they enter a state of dormancy call brumation but they are not in a true state of sleep during this period.

[@Rainbow__cookie]

3:13 BUY OUR MERCH!!!!

[@laurenhopkins4477]

THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!! XD 3:13

[@sisterlillybug3142]

"Rarity steals her hat designs from adult cartoons" I died

[@flowercat4225]

"It's ok. Season 9 will come back in a few months" I feel like another good one would've been "Brace yourselves everypony, season 9 is coming" but idk if you could've done that with Twi. Both are still good. Here's to 2019 and another year of ponies! ❤

[@KatNips]

So.. turtles do not hibernate, though they seek warmth not to die in the winter. Most turtles just.. die. So Dash's grief is understandable. Her turtle I probs gonna die

[@noelward7491]

Winter wrap up ends winter, this episode starts it

[@historynerd205]

Yaay right on my birthday! Thanks Littleshy!

[@SpinelTheThespian]

This just made my 2019😍😍🤧🤧 Happy 2019!

[@maniCARNY]

"Applejack cries on the inside, Twilight!" "It's true"

[@Werefangx]

Bonus sin for dash not doing any research of how to care for her pet or asking her librarian friend cause if she did then she would've known about hibernation

[@kaironical3237]

Happy new years all you bronies and pegasisters!!!

[@cymel219]

WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAAAP UPPPP LES FINISH *Rainbow Butts In RD : DESTROYING WINTER

[@mossyfrog666]

No sin for rainbow bawling her eyes out and her friends only get upset after fluttershy crys or that they don’t seem to care that much even though they would be upset if they didn’t see their pets for months?

[@meganthefencer694]

This is how you start the new year off right!

[@deeznuts-zm9ze]

*_Tank dies_* “Finally, I can make my soup!!”

[@zgacha5509]

The sins vid on New Years are the best New Years

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

1:16 true

[@cursivebird9801]

the door that opens to the wind room opens both ways, which doesn't make any sense because then it would never stay closed.

[@Pugzie2000]

Every time I see the title of this episode I get the song "thanks for the memories" stuck in my head

[@Pirate-Scorcher-1998]

2018 was a good year on this channel :). Will 2019 will be better than 2018 who knows. Happy new year littleshy

[@inkusdeletus1763]

THIS IS FABULOUS WOW HAPPY NEW YEAR

[@shannonhewins]

according to Google, 'Ground squirrels hibernate during the winter, but tree squirrels do not.'

[@SuperPenguin34]

1:46 Of Toyota of orange

[@Doughboy123x]

Smooth burn on the description there. ;)

[@candarus_collective]

I haven't keep up to date; it's good to watch more Cinemare Sins again!!

[@Bubblesa]

The thumbnail makes me cry

[@db100-da]

Last night, I was thinking about how this is the first year since 2005 my cat hasn't been around for. I might have to wait to watch this particular video as I'm still not fully ok yet.

[@Woelkchen]

Great Video! I barely laugh because of videos, but your Turtle soup killed me xD

[@atomicgeek3665]

Starting off the new year with a new cinemare sins video. 🎉Happy New Year Littleshy!🎉

[@isenokami7810]

Oh right, Season 9... The last episode I watched was Friendship University. Thanks for reminding me that I’m constantly half a season behind.

[@artsyrenjuns4710]

I GET THE TITLE NOW!!! In the Fall Out Boy song, Thanks for the Memories, there is a lyric saying "one night and one more time, thanks for the memories even if they werent so great" meaning Rainbow wanted Tank to stay longer and saying thank you for the memories he gave Rainbow. There is also a part saying "SEE HE TASTE LIKE YOU ONLY SWEETER!!!!!", remember when Rainbow first saw Tanks? Yeah< Rainbow had another pet but in the end, she picked Tank. And Tank is nicer and kind than the eagle.

[@chrouu]

*tank hibernates* yawn *tank is awoken* I TRY MY BEST TO BLOCK OUT THE SCREAMS, BUT THEY'RE HAUNTING ME IN MY DREAMS please reply to this if you get the reference