Part 2 of Detroit: Become Human as vines but I have regrets

[@DragonFire-nd9sc]

5:25 "ALL WOMEN *whips out lightsaber* ARE QUEENS" " *walks out from the bushes* IF SHE BREATHES...SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOT!!!!" *starts fighting out of nowhere*

[@LisaKBowie]

Dragon Fire I like your profile pic

[@blacklicoricedarksnipa867]

*T h i s I s H o w M e A n d M y F r i e n d s F i g h t*

[@dolliedearestt]

Thanks for typing out the entire clip Because we didnt see it already No sir-ee

[@madmouse1016]

I could see them fighting about that lol

[@jessiea3788]

0:01 *TAPPING INTENSIFIES*

[@isabellalmao2583]

No! 😢

[@LermaBean]

T W E N T Y E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S

[@joihuff1311]

Stopping pounds over 9000

[@girlycanttalk2026]

@@isabellalmao2583 what.?

[@diversebadger27]

Roses are red Todd has no wife My name is conner the android sent by cyber life

[@jaylindr3723]

*_beautiful..._*

[@ari-ux2dl]

*claps*

[@skecthygog5110]

Connor*************

[@samsa_547]

Entire world population^^^^^^^^

[@moll.4438]

RooZkii • XD

[@nolem_486]

I swear,some of these are so accurate it hurts

[@panda_of_death]

5:42 ... I want that to actually be something Connor does to Hank XD

[@tessabakker662]

The best thing in the entire video cfvgbhjkkl

[@tigerstar5231]

Somebody make a comic of that XD

[@kristinsanyang76]

0:45 when you don't pick violence

[@joey9388]

I happened there?!

[@newkitchengun5864]

@@joey9388 the girl kept hitting him with the sword(The purple thing its fake)Then the cop pushed it away and she started screaming like he hit her but the cop did nothing but push it away.

[@Zapper-Zac]

5:29 Markus: all androids! Are alive! Connor: If they breathe! They are DEVIAAAAAAANNTTTT!!!! Edit: 400!? Ok I'll stop the editing comment now

[@heisenbergkindahot4428]

Zapperzac YASSSSS

[@yepnever]

1 reply now 2

[@heisenbergkindahot4428]

3

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

You don't have to edit your comment to comment on how many likes you've gotten... why can see the number of likes it has with our own eyes.

[@Zapper-Zac]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 from my point of view i just made a random joke, when I make jokes they usually get ignored or no one laughs, this type of thing never happens. Sorry if you still don't understand

[@jk-4726]

0:19 Literally When You Fail Anything As Connor

[@bxnneh]

1:37 "Red Robin!" "YUM! OOOOOH WAIT NOOOOOOOO" xDD I'm dying

[@sunny_side_up9786]

I guess he is too lol

[@nerdimusprime7760]

5:41 I feel like Connor would do this after he deviates. He's just a prankster and Hank joins in and they team up against Gavin.

[@girl_offline1203]

2:43 I’m dead

[@qxob2123]

4:49 For personal preference

[@jubileenevels9049]

I did not see 4:55 coming omg

[@idk-uk8gp]

*W H E E Z E*

[@TheBestGrapefruitGuy]

Jeepers! Fu$!

[@momentosconmigo]

Did it say fight idj

[@momentosconmigo]

Idk *

[@idk-uk8gp]

liz Lmao no he said “ *F U C K* “

[@adisuazo1767]

*Yo when Hank is your wingman for dates*

[@Kara-kq5sb]

Sketchy Ardvark I'm making him my wingman then

[@TheLaura90210]

@@Kara-kq5sb TF

[@helpme-7855]

@@Kara-kq5sb why

[@cinderfoxx]

@@Kara-kq5sb Hold up

[@Kara-kq5sb]

@@cinderfoxx holding!

[@Venus_Eclipse_]

It's not a vine compilation without Brendon Urie.

[@idk-uk8gp]

This comment is too perfect for this world and you are amazing for making it is so fucking true though

[@nahimquenched6948]

Nekovat Cat It can tho

[@kiitzcatt]

Too true

[@michaelwhowaves]

You don't need Brendon Urie

[@kiitzcatt]

this is my last water bottle yes u do

[@homeschooledpikachu5640]

If you really think about since Chloe was the first android to past the turning test she is really is the mother of androids

[@PrinceNoah07]

Let’s finish each other’s....sssssssssAAATTTAAAN WILLL RISSEEE! Me : HOLY CRAP I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT XDDD

[@IzukuMidoriya-fz9pp]

4:55 Shaggy: ZOINKS! Scooby: °dog whimper° Daphne: Jeepers! Velma: Jinkies! Fred: FUUHCK

[@exaggeratedswagger7485]

1:22 i just realized it’s Gavin’s uncle 💀

[@lunardelos]

please explain this comment I have been struggling to understand for years

[@Twobiaas]

*_BUT YOU DIDN’T_*

[@goggledbea1754]

I swear some of these have Connor getting hurt and rejected *protecc this bish*

[@helpme-7855]

Jingle bells Todd smells Amanda go away Connor is hot Leo is not Detroit all the way

[@karassuicidedays8478]

0:00 todd no

[@byebye9455]

Your name makes me uncomfortable tbh

[@AllieInWonderland]

At 3:46 is he chasing Kara?

[@karassuicidedays8478]

Allie Lieva ...

[@karassuicidedays8478]

Stop

[@AH-lj8ut]

Nah the strippers

[@Jen_meja]

Nope. Chloe.

[@zoie8088]

@Horror Fanatic Kara is a brunette. When there's the option of changing the color, it says "stay brown" soooo

[@Tanks4lief]

I love Connor lmao

[@nitr0gen_shark]

Same

[@ConvenientlyShapedUsername]

Who doesn't?

[@ellipse7616]

Okay but 4:30 actually happened once (plus, it was in Detroit). Coincidence ? I think not !

[@lukelee-sizer4774]

4:49 he is also the second best musician and his name is Brendon Urie and the best musician is Freddie Mercury 🙃

[@jn3xus858]

What's your favorite in game quote? Edit: Also child abuse isn't a joke so I apologize in advance for the first couple of seconds. Also I made a typo with Markus. I put a c instead of a k for a few.

[@zappingthunder]

JN3XUS “An eye for an eye and the world goes blind…” -Jesse Williams/Markus 2038

[@cynicismpiee]

"Succulent." -Ralph 2K38

[@ryderthesinful]

"Fight the abyss, but don't let it consume you." -Carl Manfred, 2038

[@Zero-er4kn]

''I'll be here for you son...'' -Hank 2038

[@natsuki5154]

I like dogs.

[@Hai_im.cat1]

Me *coming back from watching the dbh series for the 120th time and watching the crack videos again* Ahh it's like just joining the fandom again

[@alyssa346]

You're wrong for all of this 😂

[@chiquitin_o]

2:18 Ok, but I generally want to know where that clip came from

[@jn3xus858]

Completely Normal Person it's from scrubs. This is the video I used: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJLRpmt4hNuEo7M

[@mintealin]

0:02 that’s *ANIMAL* *ABUSE*

[@nylathemysticalcat9518]

It's CHILD abuse

[@momentosconmigo]

Myriam Serrano well it actually is animal abuse because humans are mammals and mammals are animals so yeah

[@mintealin]

liz *EXACTLY*

[@momentosconmigo]

Rose Hardt oh yeah lol

[@LpsRoseGold]

*Tapping intensifies*

[@therealarwen]

this is scarily accurate

[@wendyjaa]

1:39 Hank would absolutely do this to Connor 😂

[@batgh0ul]

Finally one dbh vine that actually fits the characters XD Good job man

[@faded4156]

0:45 is me having my 305th meltdown of the week

[@waylonhategroup1974]

4:49 Brendon is a mood 😂

[@hi-br5tc]

That Connor and Amanda one had me dead, I thought it was gonna be "previous Connor's ghost" or something

[@owo8576]

1:25 Gavin: My pleasure

[@youtubermilestones7664]

4:59 I didn’t expect that Lol

[@nightmarereader7394]

5:47 the best high school reunion

[@GPP.Artwork]

5:28 should be in reverse lmao

[@puppymilkoffical2583]

0:01 - me when I'm playing tomodachi ( idk how to spell it ;w; ) life for the 3DS and the child is crying I feel like just doing that but instead i actually take care of it so it doesn't cry XD

[@flowerbaby7974]

The first vine was my favorite one

[@shaqtinoah]

4:56 is the best and I freaking understand all of these😂😂😂😂

[@igenvykris]

Why are these all so accurate? 😭 Good job on this compilation.

[@sweetheat7913]

0:44 I can't 😂

[@squiddy7675]

1:09 😁

[@LpsRoseGold]

I just want you for my own!!

[@nitr0gen_shark]

@@LpsRoseGold Please leave me the fuck alone.

[@natiart]

XD

[@blessingm4047]

Conner: It doesn’t hurt that much it’s a BB gun Chloe: Nope nope I’m out

[@ronipepperoni]

5:00 Best Vine EVER 😂

[@darkstar7161]

I love this because these aren’t only Connor with only two/three being other characters

[@Luca-es4nd]

2:42 so accurate XD

[@jaylindr3723]

Luca that one took me TF out 😭😭😭😭😭

[@ohhaihooman6776]

1:15 & 3:46 were my faves😂

[@can0cringe]

"Joinks!" "Yeep! "Jeepers!" "Jinkies!" *"FUCK"*

[@noawaifu]

I died when Sam and Colby's Vine appeared ❤️😂

[@diarrheatoe_1241]

0:45 R.I.P headphone users

[@judythurston1066]

1:07 welp that took a turn 😂😂

[@Nyaner707]

0:21 MY FAVORITE PART IT'S SO FUNNY😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pinkfox08.f28]

0:00 when My Teacher Gives Me Detention

[@Jen_meja]

"But you buying drugs. What's up" I lost it at that

[@sandras2166]

0:13 give me you f******g money!

[@sandras2166]

Memes I like 1: 0:00 ( I feel bad for Alice) 2: 0:13 3: 0:27

[@dayjay_alldj7940]

5:36 Markus : This is for Jericho! Connor : JERICHO IS A THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[@cravensravens]

Markus: Why are people so scared of equality "EQUALITY!" "AH!" SO ACCURATE OMFG 😂👏

[@ilikedragonsmorethanyou708]

This has legitimately cured my depression.

[@nenisframed7564]

4:31 New York: Become Human

[@mercyyin4606]

4:59 I never laugh at anything at that had me DEAD 😂😂

[@pumkinmumkin7156]

THAT DUDE IS SO MEAN THAT HE PUSHED THAT CAT IN THE TRASH

[@samni9068]

I love Connor, he’s adorable

[@euph1na]

4:44 it also could've been Markus and Carl

[@Damion_S]

*Hey, How You Doin' Well Im Doin Just Fine I Lied Im Dying Inside*

[@Wizardman915]

That Ralph vine was too fucking accurate omg “S U C C U L E N T.”

[@tremaraj.]

The beginning got me dying I feel bad for Alice, Todd is an abusive dad XD

[@Haley-fe3np]

0:18 CONNOR NOOOOOOO!🤣🤣🤣

[@kas9965]

*when ralph relates to Brendan on a mental level* BUT TBH SAME

[@NomicEXE]

Just for anyone who doesn't know, RK900 is the new Connor in the bad ending. When Amanda replaces RK800 Connor, after he 'completed his mission'.

[@aurora9586]

Markus is a boi of many talents.

[@mthexlol]

**first vine appeared** Me when a Markus x North told me to take a newborn of Markus x North shipper

[@Al666Benedetti]

4:50 my favorite, it's like it's designed to be Ralph

[@LobinhaLoverCat]

Omg xDD I broke the replay button xDD

[@abril8332]

YOU HAD TO HAVE BRENDON HERE OML I LOVE U

[@ethanhuang4921]

2:13 When u fail the easiest qte...

[@torresmaria710]

1:11 poor Conner all he wanted was some love I SHIP IT

[@annedog984]

One second in and I’m already laughing 😂😂

[@ZoeAlexa11]

I like the you are my dad vine better for Conner and Hank lmao

[@Kryaide]

4:49 YASSSS IT BEEBO And why can I relate to all of his vines lol

[@emilydraws1571]

Yeah, but why does The dirst one crack me up so much? Ahshdbdbdvdbdb

[@sentient_cornflake5070]

“You can slip and fall on a banana peel, you can get in a car wreck, you can fall off a bridge!” *_”YOU CAN HAVE AN ANEURISM ON A TOILET! Y o u n e v e r k n o w . . .”_*

[@alaiyoooon]

0:44 that scream is killing me

[@2006BC]

YOU COULD HAVE AN ANURISM ON THE TOILET! YA NEVER KNOW. Level of stress- *100000000000000000%*

[@user-cz9rd7un6v]

2:18🌚🌚🌚 Kara x Connor = ❤

[@n1k0la1]

I found context for 5:28 : *Markus:* ALL DEVIANTS ARE ALIVE *Connor:* IF THEY BREATHE... THEY ARE THOOOOOOOOOTS!

[@BellaRose-ly7ib]

"I thought you said printer" "Why the fuck would I say printer?" That onegot me so good. My face was a tomato. My dad came in my room and was like, "Dinners-" And he cut off cuz he saw how red my face was. He then made it redder by saying "Are you okay?" XD

[@derpymoony6942]

1:40,the reason why you should have your seatbelt on when you’re in a car

[@isbammoi3358]

The yo-yo master one got me good lmao

[@Heypeeps10092]

4:49 OK is that literally Brendon Urie!! Cuz if it is gm mixed with DBH = HEAVEN

[@jk-4726]

2:15 Another Thing That Happens Every Time You Fail As Connor

[@realnamegamer6757]

0:51 That scream IS CRAZZZZZYYYY

[@cherry_blooms]

"ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!" . .. "IF SHE BREATHE SHE'S A THOOOOTT"

[@mars-uu9ym]

5:00-5:13 Markus and Connor as little kids.

[@justanoldsnufkin9747]

haha XD I love your cracks. Do more pls ! :D

[@julix_lxre]

THE LAST ONE THO IM CRYING