Pastor Kerney's Brainwashing Prayer Cloth

He cures cancer and will talk to god for you if you give him your personal information. He tries to brainwash and prey on old people like a Satanic thief.

[@ryanp6886]

Was 17-18 and stoned when I first seen this. Didn't know I could laugh that hard. That was 11 years ago. 2021 anyone?

[@Melissa0774]

You should see the Kerney Thomas clip in the best of farting preachers video. Call now for your free personal fart package!

[@rrob268]

2023!

[@tiffanybrown2243]

I know ur comment is old but YES!!! I fell asleep after smoking and woke up with this on the TV.😂😂😂 I thought I was hallucinating!! I laughed so hard for hours!!!

[@derp8575]

As a child I'd watch this and laugh to tears. Good stuff.

[@Prettiboimico]

Herpeslip Herpeslip me to 😂😂😂😂

[@Lisa_the_Cottage_Witch]

We white folks had the con artist Ernest Angely. Another phony.

[@RoRo-dl3hd]

and Popoff.

[@melachidavisacts2386]

Watch Gino jennings, he’s not like these phonies on tv that only wants your money, he’s truly sent from God, he preaches sound doctrine, he’s the real deal

[@marryIsfake964]

Whoever is taking this seriously and doesn’t get a laugh out of it and says that this preacher takes advantage of people, they lack of sense of humor.

[@ScarA]

Need a car?, buy this cloth. If you still don't get a car, then wipe your tears and ass with it. It's a win-win situation either way.

[@elijahhines5696]

😂😂😂

[@lilady0315]

😂😂😂😂

[@jeankeats3200]

Scar A, I almost ripped my stitches laughing at your post! You're a riot!

[@LordCommandor]

LMAO!

[@MrsDean-jq7qm]

That ain't nothing but a damn a red napkin and he need to quit🤣🤣😂😂

[@KAMALAISHERNAME]

Can u imagine him & Peter Popoff scamming asses in the same room together? 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 the "prayer package" and that fake ass "swamp water"

[@MrsDean-jq7qm]

@@KAMALAISHERNAME lmmfao im weak😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marryIsfake964]

@@KAMALAISHERNAME miracle spring waaaaaataaaaaaa!! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

[@marryIsfake964]

And he Collett a handkerchief lol da blood of Jesus handkerchief.

[@kennyg.6608]

3:24...kmsl....

[@SweetTeaTvTeaSippers]

That's OJ Simpson twin brother

[@BASEDBOY87]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!

[@Prettiboimico]

jay Dav I have TEARS!!!

[@RobJusticethelegend]

1:38 that woman knows damn well she STILL needs that cane!😂

[@chadgross8837]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lol

[@abuhassan9321]

Dam I miss watching Kerney! Use to have my sides hurting from laughing so hard.

[@marryIsfake964]

Da personal pwaya package lol

[@derp8575]

@@marryIsfake964 😂😂😂

[@quintonmccants5455]

Get Ready Get Ready Get Ready Get Ready GAWDDDDDDDDD Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lamarlatimore7802]

Shake it to the east shake it to the west 😂in the name of Gevus!

[@fraz72]

😂😂😂😂

[@kvnd6577]

Pastor Kearney healed me from my sleeping disease when I left my tv on the BET network channel through out the entire night

[@JonnyInfinite]

05:58 did he say prankerchief?!

[@ARedMagicMarker]

This whole thing is a "prank", alright. =.=

[@christanner3761]

Gawd is goin to hep ya, Gawd is goin to hep ya! GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD! I already ordered my red handkerchief. Praise the red blood of Jesus, It's a miwaco.

[@marryIsfake964]

Dats da Devil!! LOL my favorite part was when he was lengthening her leg, he was saying shake it to the east, shake it to the west. All right Pastor Kearny.

[@dabz_n_gagz]

I was 15 at a sleepover at 2am when I first saw this shit 😂 had me in tears

[@surrenderradio2064]

I’m born again, and I can’t stand this spiritual abuser.

[@marryIsfake964]

Supa natual miwacles. Wit da personal pwaya package. And da Red blood of Jesus hankachief lol gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd!!

[@rosemaryfonseca7557]

Pastor Thomas lifts my spirit. Too bad everyone thinks he's a joke. My husband dumped me 4 years ago and left me with all his bills, just diagnosed with DJD & Hyperlipidemia. Then, I got burned & spent 3 months in the burn center. So, now people try to keep treating me like I'm a damn Muslim. This is painful & embarrassing. I was baptized Catholic. I'm not a Saint nor a pedophile (since that's the "word" on the street about Catholics & I'm soooo familiar with the streets of LA). Just NEVER pegged my husband with such a since of humor. Ha, ha, ha, huh? I'll be 66 in December. I keep praying this will be over soon, but everyday is yet another nightmare. Death can't nearly be as bad as this, can it preacher? Please, Pastor Kerney, I know there are other folks with sicknesses. But, I found you again after sooo long, 1st, TV at 4am, then Church by Phone--got interrupted just as it was my turn to get to talk with the Pastor. Now, whatever this social media stuff is... Anyhow, again, God bless you & keep you. You're GREAT in my book! Super Great Holy Man. Love you much. Keep the faith.

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Pastor Kerny: And how many prayer cloths will you be needing? Rosemary: I'll take 50.

[@jrlooks702]

The Red Sterling Mc'Bae 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alphonzodavis6712]

Don't fool me now!!!!!!....best line of the video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOL

[@deltaforceUSAret]

Amen

[@D.HONDA444]

I still got my prayer cloth. It works 😂😂😂

[@deltaforceUSAret]

Healed my knee. I love my prayer cloth. Thank god the robbers left it Josh. 👹👹👹👹

[@MrExodus]

She didn't need that damn came in the 1st place 😂😂😂I

[@barbarahunter9894]

Doing the hokey pokey in the name of God don't heal nobody!

[@KayKayGJ]

But what if he turns himself around. I mean that IS whats its all about right? 😂😂😂🤔

[@JonnyInfinite]

That's what its all about

[@theclassycorn9344]

Used to wait up at night to laugh at this 😂

[@smokerslounge8880]

miwacle prankerchief

[@Blue_Firefox]

Clearly these are paid actors. They even sound fake.

[@freddykrueger5503]

how do you know ?

[@ARedMagicMarker]

They were payed in red prayer cloths.

[@derp8575]

@@ARedMagicMarker I'd buy one to keep as a souvenir.

[@mygrandpiano9980]

Prankercheif!

[@eddiemiller9526]

I remember getting a call from a girl from my school at 4 am telling me to watch this hustler spit game!! We were dying laughing! I always wondered where he was 🤔

[@r2ndp]

“God not only can not help you, God is going to help you!”...?

[@melachidavisacts2386]

Why he always saying oohhkobashalalalalalakoshai evrytime he speaks in tongues? 🤣😭 it’s always the same sound lol

[@kandiceh617]

Still laughing at this in 2022

[@Syncdiversityrecordsofficial]

Did you smell that????? That's the power of GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHD!!!!

[@theewildrose]

thanks for posting this. So funny and sad

[@WHNPerk]

If yo church is at a holiday inn. You might need to rethink your religion. 😂

[@marryIsfake964]

Because get ready get ready get ready get ready gaaaaaaaaaawd

[@punchline43]

They should call him pastor peacock lol.

[@ThinkerHaistTV]

If she had to be at work the next morning but called in the middle of night but she slept 12 hours wouldn't that make her late to work?

[@georgechristie5925]

They're going to cut her check off😂

[@deltaforceUSAret]

Amen.

[@gcmproductions3499]

I hear the roland xp

[@My_Mind_Palace]

Glory!!! Roland XP80

[@theewildrose]

when he says "GAAAAWD" he sounds like a hawk

[@PPPZONE1]

Did this foo jus say Mill-Will-Co... Lmmfao....he a foo tho.... Gaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@lrncephil80]

Looks like god couldn't help him with that speech impediment 🤣🤣😂😂

[@salahmed1890]

for those of you who are mocking the power of the Holy Spirit, I personally have been healed and delivered by the holy spirit of God in the precious name of Jesus Christ a number of times in my life. people who are mocking God should be ashamed of themselves because everybody making negative comments here is persecuting the Bride of Jesus Christ which is the Church of God. Jesus said that his servants are not above their master and if they persecuted Jesus then the world would persecute the Disciples of Jesus as well. I suggest everybody who commented and everybody reading this, better look at your heart instead of judging people when you don't know what you're talkin about. stop being ignorant of what God can do in your life

[@lifewithlaniDUH]

They mocking this man not God

[@sarcasticcynical1482]

@ 06:00 --- "prankertin?"

[@3ossomok588]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD

[@babypowderw5728]

The title took me out

[@My_Mind_Palace]

Ecoli, shalalala ko-bo-sha. He tied my tie, release my bow tie. Jesus drove a Honda but he spoke not of his own Accord.

[@My_Mind_Palace]

@Marc Covington 😂🤣😭

[@teep839]

Omg i can’t breathe 😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cfairfax85]

Taking advantage of these poor people..horrible.

[@r2ndp]

He's never at his own church. Does he even have one?

[@thomaswillis377]

yes..it was on i 10...like going too Louisiana...it was right off the freeway a nice size church...but i here he moved out of state...the church was in Baytown tx

[@gprince7953]

I want a personal pear (prayer) package

[@STYLWALKER1]

EVERYBODY NEEDS A NEW HIP!!!!!!!!

[@STYLWALKER1]

THAT MUSIC!!!!!!!!!

[@frostb25]

And goddddddddddddddd.

[@dwjoseph59]

That's him lol, "GOD FIX IT WITH THESE PRAYER CLOTHS!!"

[@kellyellsberry654]

Smh😒😒😒😒

[@xoxoh5531]

Shake it to the east 😂🤣🤣

[@parakeethands]

meerwakul

[@HaloedG]

Witchdoctor.

[@denisethorbjornsen3331]

Having food and clothing there with be content.

[@jeankeats3200]

Hanky panky!