Pat Stares At The Color Purple

[@kanetain2]

So I'm not sure where all these views are coming from all of a sudden but thank you everyone for watching! I'm in the middle of developing a game so I'd appreciate it if you check that out as well.

[@BattleSpew]

Remerai recently put out an animation with a brief clip of Pat screaming that a blue cat is a purple space cat. So, of course, everyone has to search for the source.

[@kanetain2]

@@BattleSpew That would explain it lol

[@MrHeorhe]

@@kanetain2 and I'm guessing the algorithm is taking over as of now because this was recommended after I watched pat play DeS today

[@jesseperez2433]

@@kanetain2 just it i

[@jesseperez2433]

@@MrHeorhe uj

[@masterxl97]

I love how by the end of this Paige just sounded legitimately sad because she realized the man she loves is a tragic, Shakespearean villain who lashes out against the world because he can’t see the color blue . She truly wishes that he WAS right, if only because it pains her to see the agony his incurable madness causes him in every waking moment of his tortured existence.

[@Yal_Rathol]

pat looks at a royal blue and argues until he's red in the face that it's purple. maybe his eyes are just so bloodshot that all blues look purple.

[@ryotarobrojima2875]

Don't you mean... pink in the face?

[@joewall8210]

Crazy talk has matured: instead of just making pat wrong, it now alters his perceptions to make him believe it to be the truth

[@alphax-shroom6781]

"Dark blue doesn't exist it's a construct of the Insane. " - Pat Fucking blind Boivain

[@Mr.Faust3]

crazy talk requiem

[@hypertensiontwist6953]

Crazy Talk Act II

[@OriginalKasym]

Crazy Talk's ability Purple Rain is unbeatable

[@rhysthereddragon1326]

If that’s the case, then Pat will _never_ be able to control Crazy Talk, because he will be continuing to believe everything Crazy Talk makes wrong. We’re saved. Crazy Talk understands what power Pat will have if he finally controls it, and knows that means there will be nothing left for it to troll if Pat takes full control of it. The universe will not implode because Crazy Talk makes a statement of Pat’s wrong along the lines of “Aw man, the universe is never gonna end, these doomsday things are a hoax”.

[@MH-bq2ym]

Pat, with the help of his pink stand [Crazy Talk], attempts to change the names of colors

[@ryanbacker4870]

What are you talking about? It's always been bl-... CHOTTOMATTE! NANI?

[@solomon9655]

Blue is a mysterious color, I’ll give him that. It’s probably the only color that has such a wide variety of hues and values that can all be referred to simply as “blue”. That said, pat is yelling at the color blue.

[@blitz-frenchman663]

"Char has a Gundam". PAT NO, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PROVE YOUR POINT, NOT MAKE YOURSELF LOOK EVEN WORSE!

[@DiggitySlice]

The original gundam series was very inconsistent on Char's Zaku color, and it's not hard to find shots where it's clearly pink

[@liamslaymaker5058]

@@DiggitySlice But Char doesn't pilot Gundams

[@BlitzkriegOmega]

He actually DOES have a Gundam...in Gihren's Greed.

[@SabbyNeko]

I misread this as 'Pat stares at the Colored People'

[@BridgewatersFinest]

That's a much different stream 😂

[@just_matt214]

He does every week tho.

[@TozWozEar]

Patschwitz 2: The African Theater

[@SabbyNeko]

@@TozWozEar Escape 2 Africa

[@windermelon9567]

Nice Belial picture dude

[@pizzapastacoalition6831]

Explaining what I watched for twitch drops is gonna be awkward. "Nice Khora, what stream you'd get her from?" "I watched a leprechaun scream at his not-wife about the color purple."

[@proffesionalidiot5994]

It's wife to be now.

[@thecoolnerdcolress1738]

hey what was ur pfp? i loved that album but forgot it's name

[@ougidark537]

@@thecoolnerdcolress1738 Whitey - SEVEN

[@thecoolnerdcolress1738]

@@ougidark537 holy fuck i love you thanks

[@pleaserespond3984]

It's them damn rose-tinted glasses Pat is always wearing. Makes all the blue seem purple.

[@Znijik]

Pat has somehow perfected the art of self gaslighting.

[@slimekingmike8691]

I love how Paige *very nearly* would have pointed out that the un-customisable interior fog tinted faraway parts of the environment to be blue, if she wasn't threatened to stop.

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

Imagine Pat's character spending billions of taxpayer dollars to keep repainting the entire spaceship just to make sure it's *purple* enough.

[@Viftech123]

Pat's Crazy talk is so great. How can somebody be this wrong.

[@Mr_Wholegrain]

Me: "I hope they don't point out Pat's ship is also blue and not purple." Paige, literally seconds after I think this: "Your ship isn't purple by the way." Me: "Uh oh."

[@TheShockVox]

The Gamecube is purple. (But I remember my buddy having one that shade of blueish purple)

[@Redahoge10]

Holy fuck, I looked it up and apparently they have randomly different shades and hues of the original gamecube, its not just one uniform color and I hate it.

[@jaggidfire]

My gamecube is black

[@lucidlullaby894]

The worst part is that there are Gamecubes that are that shade of blue

[@TheShockVox]

@@jaggidfire so was mine, but the basic one was purple.

[@Combustible-Lemons]

I'm having Liar Liar flashbacks "The GOD DAMN WARFRAME'S BLUE!"

[@ultimate4323]

I'll never get over the line, "IT'S A FUCKING PURPLE SPACE CAT!!!"

[@MrL0WEL]

Pat activated his Stand, [Crazy Talk]... ... ...but the world refused to change.

[@bossfight1]

Remember when Matt was depicted as the stupid one?

[@leon2550]

pat isn't stupid, he's just completely insane

[@SamaelVR]

Pat isn’t stupid, he just won’t admit when he’s wrong. That’s probably when his stand manifested

[@El_Andru]

Yes, cause true

[@Flackon]

I started watching them in those days! It took only like 3 or 4 videos to realize which one was truly the stupid one lol

[@backup4348]

@Norman the words i would descibe him as irrationally immature

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

When he made the Gamecube comparison, I wanted her to just get up and go buy one, then come back and chuck it onto his lap.

[@lastsaneman19]

Its maddening that he keeps picking from the corpus colour scheme, which only has one super dark gradient of purple, when he showed us these huge swatches of the most Unit 01 purple-ass purple before

[@pokesonav]

It almost feels less like he's colorblind and more like he somehow grew without knowing what "purple" is.

[@brianray8351]

: I can't believe Pat thinks that Digital Extremes' UI is a better authority on color than hundreds of people who use their eyes to see what is clearly fucking blue.

[@DragonJTS]

Pat would think Ray Charles was a better authority if he agreed with Pat.

[@Deathclaw12]

Woolie's only defense against Crazy Talk is to give up. Pat has exhausted all of Woolie's defenses.

[@logandh2]

You feel it too don’t you?

[@kanetain2]

Don't let the existential dread set in, just laugh at Pat being colorblind.

[@logandh2]

kanetain2 Oh it set in years ago. Now I’m just laughing as I watch the stars die

[@alphax-shroom6781]

@@kanetain2 Pat serves as a constant reminder to me that both: Content creators are still Fallible and People that are insane exist.

[@billybonkas3590]

Why are we here, just to suffer?

[@mediocreboi]

Woolie and Pat you can literally compare how blue/red/green anything digitally is.

[@Davies46]

No no you cant use that red ass red looking gundam, because Pat actually has a case for it. This blue purple thing is fucking bananas.

[@tusk1026]

Yeah the Char Zaku is fair because in some of the anime shots it really is like a pink color for some reason (the limbs at least, the chest is almost consistently darker)

[@DiggitySlice]

The video maker cheated and used the one from Gundam: The Origin

[@angellara7040]

@@tusk1026 it's always been pink while the chest is red

[@tusk1026]

@@angellara7040 A: This is a year ago B: Thats what i said

[@s7robin105]

*Streamer refuses to admit he’s color blind*

[@keyblade126]

8:26 - Paige's ugly laugh/cry is my highlight of this moment.

[@chriskoloski32]

Imagine people who actually went to art school or are skilled artists having aneurysms from Pat

[@Flackon]

Or, you know, just standard color perception ability (or at least not a pathological willingness to double down when one's wrong)

[@Paradoxman92]

When pat watched power rangers as a kid did he just think Billy was the Purple ranger?

[@Icy-nee-san]

Char's Zaku is pink in the oldest stuff. Tho they do make it an actual red in his newer mobile suits

[@EmperorZ19]

While Pat's right depending on which version you look at, he's also still kinda wrong because pink isn't a distinct hue from red.

[@PsychoSoldier01]

@@EmperorZ19 He's also wrong because it's just pale red it's not pink it's too dark to be pink

[@BattleSpew]

@@PsychoSoldier01 Once you start mixing white into the red, it becomes pink. Pale red is literally the definition of pink.

[@franktumminello9946]

@@BattleSpew So then, by definition, Char's Zaku in the original show is indeed red.

[@LieseFury]

the RG model is pink. pink is canon

[@OG_SayMoreHomie]

I though this was going to be Pat commenting on the movie "The Color Purple".

[@nocturnGER]

At some point Paige might have to kill Pat before he gets us all killed with 「Crazy Talk」

[@SuperStuda]

them's vergil colours

[@Brucifer2]

Pat probably called Donut's armor light red.

[@CrocvsGator]

I just started playing Hue, a puzzke platformer themed around highlighting things certain colors. The first colors you unlock are Blue and Purple...Pat would actually be unable to beat it.

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

I've never seen someone so thoroughly and successful gaslight themselves over and over

[@satorukuroshiro]

As someone who loves purple, I feel attacked. Not by this video, but by Pat's inability to recognize the difference in shade and hue.

[@Solitaryparadise99]

How can one man be so wrong all the time Im starting to be convinced [Crazy Talk] Exists

[@Rediblackdragon]

3:00 got in trouble at work for laughing so hard at this

[@RyuKaiShin2005]

I asked my two kids what color is the armor and what color is the cat. They both said blue, both times.

[@TheShockVox]

To think this could’ve all been solved if he just didn’t say “look at my pretty (whatever it’s called), he’s P U R P L E” it’s amazing how avoidable it was

[@spookhyskeleton]

Until Dawn butterfly effect

[@theotherjared9824]

The most annoying person to deal with is someone that refuses to admit they are wrong. Even when the entire world disagrees with them, they will just say the entire world is wrong.

[@gameb9oy]

I’d argue there is one step beyond it, and it’s what Woolie often does. It’s when you get like this, but you have the audacity to act like you want to have a reasonable discussion about it. Like at least Pat isn’t trying to hide his stubbornness

[@Flackon]

@@gameb9oy There *are* scenarios where the majority is wrong, though, and they are literally impossible to tell apart from stubbornness if you're part of that majority. That's why taking a step back and looking at things rationally is such a good skill to develop. I feel Woolie is at least striving for the latter

[@gameb9oy]

@@Flackon perhaps, but it can feel like it’s more an act than a genuine attempt to try and figure things out despite how much Woolie claims it to be the case. I don’t think he’s lying about thinking that’s what he’s trying to do, but it’s not like Woolie hasn’t had faking it moments before. I mean the dude loves making jokes about vore and other kinks, but he gets audibly upset at anything he doesn’t understand in the world of fetishes. Maybe not the best example, but I hope my point comes across alright.

[@Flackon]

@@gameb9oy Yeah, I was admittedly oversimplifying and Woolie is certainly guilty of doing that in multiple occasions

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

You can all say Pat's being an idiot or he's colorblind. I choose to believe that this is him trying to teach himself how to control Crazy Talk.

[@mikesholler27]

Shout to all my colorblind people, each and every one of y'all If you call a fire engine green, aquamarine Or you think water is pink "Dawg, that's a date, " "Looks like an olive to me" "Look, there's an apple!" "No it's not, it's a peach!"

[@Xunkun]

9:27 - "Am I a socopath"

[@mikesworld6064]

Yes. Yes he is.

[@TomboTime]

This is what we watch Pat Stares At for. it's not for the gameplay. it's not even for any witty repertoire. It's JUST for showing how insane Pat is.

[@Emmathelady]

It is funny watching this now that they are parents.

[@Zarkator]

Pat loves sonic the hedgehog, the purple blur

[@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva]

By that title I thought this was a video about the Super Beast Cast going in a _very_ different direction with its discussion topics

[@betahammer3566]

The more I look at it the more my brain dissolves and sees what he sees

[@level3xfactor]

“Yeah, just go to the doctor” in that tone might be the most Canadian thing I’ve ever heard

[@El_Legante]

Oh no... he activated the Gundam Fans

[@Pefonmo]

I'm here losing it over Char's Gundam, The Red Comet.

[@afterpasthours7504]

The flashback to the exact same problem Pat had with Woolie is compounding

[@HumanoidCableDreads]

Damn, thought he was watching the movie with Oprah.

[@gilbertotabares8196]

Ah Crazy Talk. The stand that actively works against its user. Pat can't even summon it as a punching ghost. Dude can't catch a break.

[@skeleton6559]

That is the bluest blue that ever blue'd

[@liquidplague9763]

I was watching the OG Gundam movie recently and Pat is right. The Red Comet was pink in the animation, the images shown to illustrate Red Comet weren’t from the original footage and were more recent and clearly red.

[@angellara7040]

The chest is red while the limbs are pink

[@TheLoneGamr]

Since blue is my favorite color. I can confirm that is blue.

[@4Wilko]

Pat: Night scenes in James Cameron movies are purple.

[@Kozmokast]

I just had this argument with a friend yesterday. except it was him thinking purple was blue.

[@luckyday5721]

I love that it almost seems like they both have a super minor but specific color blindness. The suit was blue, game cube original color is purple, and I really hope I never get color blindness because it will drive me crazy XD.

[@DiggitySlice]

Alright no no NO. The image of Char's Zaku you used is from Gundam: The Origin, where they made it darker to the point of almost being crimson. In the original series it was a lot lighter and in certain shots it was inarguably pink or salmon in color. (There were shots where it looked more red but the point is it wasn't hard to see why someone would call it pink)

[@gameb9oy]

As someone colorblind, I don’t know how Pat can argue this until his face was purple

[@Dodsodalo]

You mean blue?

[@InconspicuousBot]

I was in middle school when the GameCube and Gameboy Advance came out. I remember keeping promotional materials from game stores that were like little catalogues for launch titles-the word “indigo” was plastered everywhere for the standard color.

[@JJJJJJJJJAAAAAA]

That’s Drakenhof Nightshade

[@ax.discord6002]

I swear he’s fucking with us

[@billybonkas3590]

Mind goblins and crazy talk tag team special pat for a bit over 13 minutes

[@cytorakdemon]

Are we sure only Paige is the one who needs their eyes checked?

[@NeoCreo1]

The warframe is one thing, but Woolie is EXPLICITLY wrong about the GameCube. Even the designers call it purple

[@franktumminello9946]

I think some gamecubes were released in different shades and colors. I've seen images of several different gamecubes and some do look purple, while others are clearly a dark blue.

[@theegregson]

No I believe it's called indigo by nintendo.

[@tenworms]

Man I dunno, mine definitely looks indigo and not purple to me.

[@whiteperson1742]

Only console that was purple was the purple n64 😂

[@robertnason9420]

Its literally the lightning playing a trick on your mind

[@Samuel-yf6pl]

Wait, Pat is ginger with blue eyes? That's the rarest combo how exciting

[@SuperZergMan]

I must be crazy, 'cause I'm seeing purple too.

[@justinhearst]

For a second I really thought he was reacting to the movie, I would've been like WHAT THE FUCK??!

[@MrPikaGammer]

Pat absolutely is right about Char's Zaku II is battery acid/salmon pink

[@Redahoge10]

Holy fuck, I looked it up and apparently they have randomly different shades and hues of purple-blue for the original gamecube, its not just one uniform color and I hate it.

[@paragonrobbie9270]

6:13 Paige explains how she and Pat have such amazing chemistry.

[@Nostroman_Praetor]

I'm envious of how many pallets he has. Also 4000 plat kill me now

[@conker690]

Krazy Talku Actu 3: changes Pat’s reality to make him correct.

[@slandracon3853]

The best part for me is his like Cobalt blue/sapphire blue cat

[@TheXenochrist]

I appreciate the Crazy Talk slow fade

[@jurriaanb3879]

It's blue.

[@Xunkun]

PAT FOUR YEARS, PAT. I HOPE YOUR KID'S FIRST WORDS ARE: "EMWO IS BWU!"

[@DarkPlague20]

at 10:39 thats not the controller creaking, you can see his hands arnt clenched, his teeth however, are clenched and grinding, but its fine(?), as his teeth are all synthetic implants from his brother knocking his front teeth out as a child (swing set related?)

[@El_Andru]

GAMECUBE GATE: Its actually true, its hard to tell which one is it, purple or blue. I thought Woolz and Pat were just wasting time because I also though "GC is purple". Then I looked it up. Promotional images show it purple, but irl imgs are blue ish. This could be a new gold/blue dress

[@Umbralon]

*She talks crazy talk~♪*

[@AgentZombieMan]

I'll be honest, that color *is* blue, but it's close enough to where I wouldn't have argued

[@typhonyx_was_taken]

No joke he might actually just be color blind

[@TriplePalindromous]

Well, to be fair, purple doesn't even exist.

[@EyeofValor]

It's funny how people just fund him buying cosmetics to an insane degree.

[@Rudero3]

Woah, that is not purple, nor is that the Gamecube's lilac style violet. That's not quite Sonic the Hedgehog blue but damn. Every time Woolie has mentioned that Pat is insane, it has almost always been true. Also, as a major Gundam fan, to hear "Char" said like Charizard and not Sha like it is, cuz it's literally the French word for chariot, a word Pat's Quebecois people use, gives me a fucking panic attack. Like, I will let the "Char's Gundam" part slide, he meant mobile suit, but holy shit, Char, it's a French name, he's named after a famous French singer, oh my God. But Char's Zaku II, his Z'Gok, Gelgoog, in the original 1979 Gundam, they are pink and red, with the red being mainly the torso. This is however, because of the color fading or whatever, they have said numerous times. All the modern remade stuff totally has it as a deep, almost burgundy red for the torso, with the limbs being red red, like that which was pink, is now red. Pat's not wrong about that lol.

[@Typheus]

I imagine Pat was extremely confused by the Eiffel 65 Blue music video.

[@gabrielreyesjr7852]

Is this how we learn that pats color blind

[@DrErikNefarious]

Crazy talk is changing reality itself now

[@LieseFury]

Gamecube is purple. People who think it's blue are referencing a fucked up photo with the levels skewed to blue. I'm looking at my real Gamecube right now and it's purple.

[@ImperfectionistSupreme]

Even Paige with her broken glasses needing eyes can see that it’s fucking blue

[@noahtheeditor8650]

Crazy talk made Pat shade blind