Patient Thinks He's a Vampire | Chicago Med

[@gabbydragonway8810]

“Who knows when you’re gonna get another vampire in the ED?” That’s a sentence I never thought I’d hear.

[@neogreftcremat9090]

That and "There's a gun lodged in his rectum." are up there

[@buffya8012]

vampire,werewolf ,etc just another Saturday night in the ED ,especially on a full moon….makes me glad I switched to pediatrics and work in a children’s hospital(we don’t get psych cases over the age of 12,they’re sent to the adult hospital ) our vampires are just kids in costumes!

[@Rockas360]

She really gets him. Great couple!

[@alaootoyin1781]

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[@georgina-a]

The combo of a weekend and a full moon (A.K.A. ED shift from hell) brings out every "mythological and sci fi creature" known to man... Had a guy convinced he was an alien spy on a covert mission on my last one a few weeks back. Told me all about his "home planet", had to stop him eating plastic, and security spent the night trying to convince him that he couldn't actually climb the walls like Spiderman. That's what happens when you swap your antipsychotics for magic mushrooms... 🤦‍♀️😂🤷‍♀️

[@PSdaughter]

"You seem a little hungry,would you like me to contact the blood bank"😂I screamed

[@patsyl5766]

It how they all stayed so serious that got me laughing😂😂

[@danielle8587]

I lost it there started laughing like an idiot 🤣

[@kamarvika]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rosiesoledad9777]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Serviervorschlag-]

Normal question 🤣🤣🤣

[@OblivionMalfoy]

The control they all have to not burst out laughing during this is something I can only dream of

[@danielallen6178]

If it was real like then yeah, but chances are they did and it was edited out. They're actors bro I don't know what you're so amazed of 🤣

[@chloecampbell9189]

Literally tho 😭

[@taliatumbles2591]

agreed I prank my friends at school and I can’t hold in my laugh for more then a second

[@annerikafaul9650]

@@danielallen6178 o hvvss

[@alaootoyin1781]

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[@FG-tu4fq]

As usual, Dr. Charles steals the spotlight. Also, if you meet a girl like that irl, run.

[@chloe4675]

Or a boy

[@tonchawit]

Yeah i can’t run fast but if i see a vampire i would run a mile

[@alaootoyin1781]

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[@zitronentee]

Unfortunately, it's like a moth to a flame.

[@AshanMusthakeem1]

@@chloe4675 or any woke people 🤣🤣🤣

[@MossCoveredBug]

The doctors were actually written so well here, not dismissing a patients delusion and instead, playing along with them until their health can improve is honestly one of the best things that can be done! And then afterwards of course, if the delusion may end up causing harm to the patient they can then refer them for psychiatric help, but until then making sure the patient is as calm as possible and willing to listen to you should be the priority.

[@DeltaCDN]

Don't think the doctors were written well, that so called doctor wouldn't even get tested for help C after getting bit and finding out.

[@MartiErtel]

Honestly, this would never happen.

[@MartiErtel]

In real life.

[@hiccuphaddock8219]

​@@MartiErtelin America*

[@tarakivu8861]

@@MartiErtel Cant happen because doctors dont have time for their patiens anymore.. just in and out, next one.. more documenting.. MORE DOCUMENTING

[@lesserafun]

"You're gonna end up dead" "But I'm already dead" "No, don't" "I'm a VAMPIRE" "Ok stop" IM CRYING

[@enderbio6264]

😂😂

[@reneilwemoshidi5164]

The girl bitting the Doc cracked me tf up. What the hell

[@beomgyucentric]

eunchae hi!!

[@luvdiafev]

@@beomgyucentric kpop fanssss 💗

[@Josh-ry6ci]

@@reneilwemoshidi5164 Trust acting was so bad lol

[@katrinalyon5416]

Lmao I laughed so hard when she bit the psychiatrist

[@maameabaopoku7191]

Me too , I just burst out laughing at work

[@rikhmjustsomeguywithmousta4971]

How tf did he bleed?

[@roylle6346]

So gennle

[@ajnavarro9646]

@@rikhmjustsomeguywithmousta4971 she has sharp teeth

[@sofasword6952]

Its dr charles smh jk

[@gumismyname]

I love how these shows make it seem like America has good health care system 💀

[@jennifersempire]

Don’t they?

[@alanwakeish]

@@jennifersempire No it doesn't. It has one the worst in the developed world.

[@ElegantArtist123]

@@alanwakeish 😭😭😭😭 no it doesn't youre delusional just cause you hate America doesn't treat you can discredit their wins

[@ninitchelidze4982]

@@ElegantArtist123 they literally have the worst healthcare system wym lmao

[@santramariya5772]

@@ElegantArtist123 but I have to say it's one of the first

[@Garchicero]

A vampire with pulse. That's a new one. xD

[@ImmaterialDream]

Vampire the Masquerade - Blush of Life

[@Garchicero]

@@ImmaterialDream Didn't consider WoD, to be honest.

[@roylle6346]

Better than sparkling

[@kathrynoreilly3575]

Someone get that boy a daylight ring and a bloodbag 😂

[@ylahadid7109]

Oh pls😭😭💀

[@ernesttuan7214]

TVD

[@nichellestokes4999]

XD

[@farahiccol3424]

someone call bonnie!

[@danielle8587]

Yes and the fact that your named Kathryn is even better 🤣

[@nilighosh158]

A bit weird story, but interesting one. Dr Charles gets all the exciting psychiatric disorders that are super rare in real life.

[@rj101silly]

its a tv show fam

[@lawrenegummy4736]

As a non American, I now think Chicago is full of weirdos after watching these

[@KingLeonidas3202]

Well America is full of weirdos period in my opinion

[@puhiropitini]

yes it is exactly like this

[@dolce.luna08]

And too many gunfire incidents.

[@goblinwisdom]

@@dolce.luna08 well yeah, it's America, too many don't get that having so many guns means that makes it super unsafe for everyone.

[@alaootoyin1781]

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[@Dragonraiser11]

This poor kid I wanna hug him! 🥺

[@VotePlayz]

Same 😔😔

[@amitramlall4235]

He's a good kid.

[@lilfizzypoplollipopzvonecek14]

Me too 🥺

[@calebdume6557]

He will probably try to turn you into a Vampire

[@Dragonraiser11]

@@calebdume6557 naaah he's a good vampire.

[@thewandofsnape6311]

Ok but the kid's acting at "she could have picked anyone but she picked me" .. like i felt his genuineness! So good👏🏻

[@ashantiquashie6080]

This video showed me why I can't be a doctor I would literally laugh uncontrollably in these ppl faces.

[@elene_hbm]

LITERALLY

[@silliestslugonearth]

LITERALLY

[@xay7620]

LITERALLY

[@أحمدالشمس-ق9ج]

Had a meeting with man thinks he was possessed by a demon. You laugh when you're in the outside looking in. But when ya facing it, it is real and dangerous.

[@chantellegattrell7073]

Doing years of school.does that contribute to you not becoming a doctor

[@jorjawynne1891]

no but his smile when he said she could of picked anyone but she picked me that made me feel sorry for him bc he actually looked happy

[@TVOCD]

“Be quiet” gurl he’s the patient

[@LoZandCoDfan]

I like how Dr. Charles finds out he got bitten by somebody with potential Hep. C, and he's just like, "You want me to get tested *now*?? 🙄" lol

[@princessraheemasuleiman2740]

😂🤣🤣

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

Well tbf the viral load would be undetectable at that point.

[@patriciawenzel3871]

This is an occupational injury for a health care worker. They do the first blood test at the time of potential infection and then again at multiple weeks incubation for Hep C. Then they can prove he got this case because of the bite and didn’t already have Hep C. Then any occupational insurance coverage if necessary would apply while they treat the Hep C. This also applies for HBsAg (Hepatitis B) and HIV.

[@nonhlanhlamahlangu3882]

"you must be getting hungry, would you like us to contact the blood bank" lol 4:40

[@amethyst9896]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@madamepampadour]

It's not a love story.

[@affinity.mp4]

@@madamepampadour “still a better love story than twilight” is a meme, they didn’t mean it literally don’t worry 👍

[@buffya8012]

Better vampire story too, these vampires don’t sparkle!

[@ajbhuiyan4589]

Twilight was garbage. I only liked it cause of the wolves

[@shadow-spirit5870]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@torakunoichi]

To anyone wondering the teeth are probably veneers or fake teeth that you can fit over your regular teeth, you can easily make them or just order them online. They come with something called spirit gum (?) and what you do is you put the glue in the fake tooth and push it onto your regular teeth and wait about 20 minutes, then you can just pop em off once the glue has dried and then they fit your teeth everytime

[@elliehenderson490]

definetely dont use spirit gum to attach them, its not safe. denture glue is the best thing for it.

[@elliehenderson490]

if you could edit your comment to say so that would be great :)

[@someguy3611]

some ppl have literally filed down their teeth too. DO NOT DO THIS it can cause alot of actual damage and pain to ur teeth. Don't even get it done professionally. It is not good istg

[@gothnerd887]

I heard it's popular with goth fashion.

[@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen]

But why would they have to do that? THEY'RE VAMPIRES! Those teeth are natural. Seriously, it would take some epic cognitive dissonance to convince yourself that A) "I'm a vampire" and B) "I had to put FAKE vampire teeth in my mouth."

[@kazwebster8149]

When Dr Charles said to the '🧛‍♂️ 'You must be getting hungry, would you like me to contact the blood bank for you' i cracked up laughing 😂😭

[@ghafu4464]

this episode describe 2015 twiglight fangirls perfectly

[@thegatorhator6822]

Not really, they usually were like all glittery and positive not the gloomy types. Also those books were coming out 2005 - 2008, your sense of time on that is pretty off, by 2015 it was a pretty dead fandom overall, with only the most dedicated hangers-on left. At the latest maybe 2012 it still had some relevance.

[@Anastasia.the.1st]

The accuracy 😂

[@ghafu4464]

@@thegatorhator6822 i don't even know the date they release, i just commented the first thing i thought

[@alaootoyin1781]

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[@thegatorhator6822]

@@Lolamy I love secondhand butthurt about things being corrected. Man is so fragile he's offended on other's behalf lmao

[@generichuman2044]

Dr Charles can never catch a break. Finally gets to have a quality meal with his wife and two vampires show up and bite him, ruining his plans

[@mercipourlevenin3834]

I like the way they're treating it even tho it's not real, that they're just directly telling him off saying "you're not a vampire" and such

[@yashny]

This was quite funny. How are they able to keep a straight face while delivering their dialogues 😂😂😂

[@cristalmewtwo4160]

Retakes my friend

[@zaraambersenoz]

@@cristalmewtwo4160real

[@Demowan]

Vampires do exist. They are called narcissists irl.

[@jennifersempire]

Lol

[@pchatt5238]

Yeah i know a few energy vampires 😆😭

[@lovleen00]

Yep... Just got rid of one, after almost everything in my mind got destroyed

[@larapalma3744]

Oh DO tell us all about it

[@Silverblade416]

Yeah, but instead of blood, they leech off time and attention. . . And made worse by social media. . . Sigh. It's. . . That bad. . . ?

[@fives2155]

if you ever meet a girl like that run in the opposite direction Thank me later

[@usamawaked6388]

I'll thank you right now.

[@daiahunlangmarwein470]

@@usamawaked6388 even me😁

[@lucyjames8818]

What happened with you ? Now I wanna know 😂

[@kenzieonmars]

"but we are already dead" Wait- WHAT?!!!

[@DennysArrow]

The twilight phase hit them that hard huh? 😩

[@briezeee]

Hit them? It pulled em under by the foot

[@snipermew0077]

Ir in a sense, BIT him 🤗😒

[@1995robin]

I love Dr. Charles but there's no way the Chief of Psychiatry would just hang out in the ER

[@AP-ex6qz]

I'm a psychiatrist and i hang around the ER 12 hours a day 😭🙏🏻 there's just a huge patient load these days at the ER

[@kingleonidasiofsparta7966]

@@AP-ex6qz yes but CHIEF pyschiatrist

[@AP-ex6qz]

@@kingleonidasiofsparta7966 ah, you have a point there! ✌️

[@infinity-gn9xq]

My chief is a vampire.. he never leaves his cave..

[@sarrmacist]

He’s in emergency psychiatry thats why (this was said back in season 1)

[@georginajones8594]

The girlfriend being controlling The doctors:oh hell no its too early for this

[@descent1234567890]

I was SO hoping that the psych was going to try talking to the guy and pretend he was turning into a vampire himself because the girl bit him. XD

[@melancholicechosingstothemoon]

This bring back memories of that time the vampire were all over the cinematic and series and everyone was shaving their canines to look sharper

[@Ignis930]

Dr. Charles: Has a Dr. House moment Me: *Attempting to stop dying of laughter*

[@sundeasvlogs5530]

Seeing this, I’ve been fascinated by vampires since I was a kid. So I was interested to find out how this one would go.

[@mystycat2832]

I DIED WHEN SHE BIT THE DOCTOR HELPPPPPP

[@ggrinky11]

Finally realize this is an international channel, I can see all the videos now as I’m traveling out of the states.

[@maddieparsons3045]

I’m sat in my bed and I’m supposed to be revising for an exam that I have tomorrow and instead I am watching someone who thinks they are a vampire….

[@Sophie-mv7bd]

I love how Dr Charles sounds more annoyed at getting bit

[@mumtaheentasnimaprokrity1011]

Some episodes are emotional,some are dark but then there is this one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deab1253]

That's one way to fashion up a romanticised narrative around a transmittable disease, eh? This is, actually, quite a sinister subset of being so lonely and desperate for companionship

[@benjifisololohea9331]

Hope Dr. Charles is okay when he got bitten

[@kristinamallory5713]

You know this show is fake right….

[@TheLegend-ct6ss]

@@kristinamallory5713 she means Doctor Charles and not the actor😉

[@kristinamallory5713]

@@TheLegend-ct6ss ya but it’s stil fake…

[@aidele5757]

Yeah what happened in the end?

[@ambermarielewis9353]

@@kristinamallory5713 lmao, pretty sure she knows it’s fake

[@caeb4905]

That small scream at the last second 💀💀

[@jarofdirt9]

That was Dr Charles turning into a vampire

[@chemicalnamesargon]

Every single episode lmao

[@Fishfaceiskewl]

A human bite is one of the most dangerous bites soooooo

[@Fishfaceiskewl]

What in the edge Lord

[@amilea9092]

Someones been watching too much vampire diaries

[@xxxxel6736]

I couldn’t be a doctor I swear the patience they have is crazy people know that doctors and nurses can’t lash out on patients so they use it as an excuse to be rude condescending and take out their anger I swear I’d have slapped that vampire girl the moment she told me to get the form

[@welsh_Witch]

charles straight up has a Doctor House moment when the women says he can talk to anyone

[@industrialcathedral]

I love that they named the girl Kirsten xD

[@annegamboa8577]

😂😂

[@Sharini-i7n]

Vampires don't run so poorly and never display there teeth so publicly 😂

[@Ariana-wv4pf]

Thanks, sis. As a real vampire myself, I approve your message.

[@TvTrollByIvy]

Fun fact: porfiria is basically the closest we have of a true vampire illness. So much so that people with profiria used to be suspected of being vampires and other people would be afraid of them, so whoever wrote this episode, did their homework. Also, you know who allegedly had porfiria in the end of their life? Bela Lugosi.

[@dorathyokolie4348]

Well done Chicago med I love your shows

[@sparxstreak02]

If Tom blistered in the sun due to an STD from Kirsten why didn’t she blister since he got it from her?

[@ovinedreamer1451]

Some people are "lucky" enough to have an asymptomatic form of a disease. They can easily pass it on to other people and will test positive, but they don't get any of the symptoms themselves.

[@ThePipeMonk]

She's a carrier. Carriers don't get symptomatic.

[@noemiemi7213]

Same reason why some HIV+ folks don’t get active AIDS, or get it much later than others, and why when people end up with AIDS they can have a lot of different ways it manifests. Bodies are all different and can work wildly different too.

[@KissMyFatAxe]

They explained that it was because of both the STD and the condition he had _together_ that caused the blisters. The girl only had the STD and not the other condition so she didn't blister. I don't know how medically accurate that is in the real world though 😆

[@mattwood8659]

They litterally explained it was the hep c combined with his liver failure that caused that reaction

[@ohexenwahno5652]

I'm surprised Charles didn't pretend he was turning from that bite to make himself more relatable to the kid.

[@tasteless_5915]

LMAO THE DISBELEIF ON HIS FACE WHEN HE GOT BIT

[@island7860]

No wonder God didn't give me doctor smart brain, like I could never be as patient as these doctors 😂😂😂😂

[@hannahgbanna]

why is the ginger doctor lowkey gorgeous

[@Tanya-nw7cs]

have no idea but he is.

[@Aceena]

The doctor looking like a wolverine tho lol

[@katakimikusan]

Hypothetically I wonder how doctors would react if they came across a really vampire

[@detonatorstudios1757]

I see the vampire couple as having many major issues their teeth, the overgrown cuspids, could be the result of hypodontia, a teeth alignment disorder, they also have xeroderma which is a disorder where the body can’t consume a lot of ultraviolet light which is what the sun provides it’s rays with, and the biting/blood consumption could be cannibalism. This is my theory on why they must think they are vampires. I also find it quite interesting that they were able to find a counterpart with the exact same conditions

[@yvonneburns2786]

They could be suffering from porphria

[@matildauebel7599]

Yeah Kristen sounds abusive as all hell

[@tartoey5]

I like how he just stay calm while he said he don’t trust doctor, at least he didn’t yelled because of that

[@daisiehaywood8671]

Well a vampire in a hospital is the worse place they should go to. Blood is every where…

[@TheMushroom55]

Or the best place?

[@annaweirdo3085]

Brooo I feel so bad for the guy

[@mystiquesword]

Freaking charles man 🤣 “gets bit/stares at bite” yeah yeah go git ‘er! Wait you want my blood now? NOW! You’re kidding me “checks watch” 🤣

[@evandromarques377]

To be fair, getting tested just after the bite wouldn't work, the test will be negative (unless he had been previously infected). Dr Charles would have to wait the window period that could be 8 to 11 weeks...Even if he got the pcr it would take 1 to 2 weeks...

[@jaycaddel-c8x]

I feel like most of my ‘for you’ page is just Chicago Med. I love it so much!

[@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen]

The GF shushes the patient: "Be quiet." At this moment the doctor should kick her out. She is not family. She is a problem in communicating with the patient. Out. Boom.

[@danevanaarde7301]

The most logical explanation is that he has EP.

[@c.c.m98]

The hospital should report that girl for abuse

[@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen]

The teeth are obviously implants or some such thing. I would ask, "I'm genuinely curious about something I don't understand: If you are a real vampire, why didn't you get those teeth naturally?"

[@silvereyes000]

He thinks he is dead,then why did he come to hospital for liver failure?😂

[@luckasteuer4393]

,You have to have your blood tested' ,You mean like right now?' ,Now.' ,You're kidding me!'

[@blessedwithbeautyandrage]

It must really hurt when he accidentally bites his tongue 💀😭

[@lexamex3526]

Amazing as usual

[@Sapphiresenthiss]

I can see this didn't take place in too recent times. If it did, the guy would've sued the hospital for not accepting the fact he *identifies as a vampire* - and he'd most likely win the court case 🤣

[@maryhinch4510]

I love the Chicago Med series

[@MrMojo23100]

He should have kicked her out of the room during the consultation, she's not family, she's just a "girlfriend."

[@0PE.]

I’m not a specialist in dermatology but this looks like Polymorphic light eruption, or an allergy to up rays. As well as mild anaemia It’s a lot more common than people think and it normally doesn’t cause much damage, however in this case it looks like it’s causing cysts to grow and the skin to become fully inflamed which could lead to blindness if it were in contact with his eyes

[@sasha00817]

I think, as he said near end of this video, it is porphyria cutanea tarda which is caused due to error with enzyme uroporphyrinogen III decarboxylase which causes skin leasions due to UV rays entering skin and damaging lysosomal membrane causing the release of lysosomal enzyme (this topic was tested in my exam so I knew this one lol)

[@0PE.]

@@sasha00817 oooh that makes sense. Here in Japan we classify them as vaguely the same thing even though there really not. However I am just a third year resident. Thank you for your input

[@sasha00817]

@@0PE. I guess you must be correct as well because I’m just a first year med student.

[@Cris-qn2ii]

At some point I thought "wait is this some vampire movie scene or something?" Cause it definitely felt like it 😂

[@Hi_im_cracked]

Did you not see his teeth he’s definitely a vampire

[@c-secofficer123]

72 hour Psychiatric hold. Dr.Charles’ favourite prescription. Hank Voight walks in and stabs him in the chest. CROSSOVER sh-Shaw!

[@iarargarcia]

This show is something else

[@danielle8587]

First rule of vampirism don't go to hospital Briefly explained by Stefan Salvatore in the Fury book when his girlfriend became one

[@capsdoesanything]

if he was a vampire, the heart monitor would be flatlining as soon as he was hooked up to it. so he is clearly delusional as.

[@vivian0001]

You could find it outvwith a simple mirror. And blood bank - according A. Rice vampire has always to end his meal just before the last heartbeat of his victim . ähmm...😮

[@capsdoesanything]

@@vivian0001 thats very true

[@Pakgembuslover1]

Patient: It’s morbin time!

[@SquatterLoki]

Alternate Title: Dr Charles pouting like a little boy for 5 seconds.

[@designer_rs1505]

Love ur show from England

[@shrekfan92]

LOL. I'll never get over Dan's comments. Love that guy.

[@KaterinaDubois]

this is totally out of context but like.. what's wrong with putting yourself first? kirsten was just in her self love twilight era

[@audriabeaver4925]

In these days people aren't afraid of a vampires anymore

[@NicolaWaldbauer]

"Clearly you are a vampire." 😂😂😂 finally he found a Dr. with common sense.....

[@n1ghtrxse]

What like right now? NOW YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

[@ItsJam3z]

Bro had the calmest reaction to getting bit 😭

[@kissgergo5202]

4:20 he had a House moment!

[@adylaar6708]

Porphyria is super dangerous

[@rexx_004]

when u read way too much wattpad ffs:

[@nicko2214]

The cool thing is there a Vampire the Masquerade game book name "Chicago By Night" that talk about a vampire society in the Wind City.

[@angy_pangy_]

I could have honestly just gone to watch Chicago med instead of watching many clips of scenes on here

[@Blueraven7466]

I cant watch this show any more on TV cause the Chanel it was on refused to cooperate with the TV companie. Nice to se clips of it on KZbin C: