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In this Patreon exclusive episode, the JBP starts by discussing customer service and strip club culture before debating whether the person you’re dating can change in the middle of a relationship. This leads to a debate on dealing with dating someone who works in the nightlife, is the strip club less fun today, the glamorization of the nightlife, stereotypes, comparing yourself to your peers, + MORE!
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[@andstilltv2148]

these women make me so thankful for my wife

[@Preciousvibez]

A lot of bbl juice and wide back women

[@bjb860]

On God

[@geeno150proof9]

God bless u my brother 😂

[@social_exe]

I'm thankful for your wife too

[@melindanicole1]

@@social_exeOD😂😂😂😂

[@flyerlansky1538]

Ish is officially my favorite member of the JBP … he should have been present

[@danieljace21]

Fresh muffins....

[@PezoBandy]

Ish would of went crazy 😂 and then charm them

[@ThisIsRockyTV]

He probably called off on purpose to protect his brain cells

[@pareeshaslaughter6798]

​@@ThisIsRockyTVthe brain cells you probably don't have.....if you believe ish has the intellect of a genius 😂

[@maze1987eb]

I was just about to comment that. I agree 💯

[@keanonsean649]

That Shanti can kick rocks, she wild annoying.💯

[@lakishajohnson3503]

Ayooo Joe a whole different man when he around his type of woman. No disrespect to them I love how open with their sexuailty they are and confident. But Joe won't give Mel nearly close to this amount of respect smh lol. Had to point that out.

[@ITS1985]

Nah they all full of BS so much BS damn

[@buncreator]

It’ll be interesting to see them bring up a woman who isn’t in the night life to talk about relationships . Something in real estate , financing, etc

[@adebisimoss9785]

facts this was sad to watch I had to fast forward and skip this was sad not what they do but because you can clearly see why these specific women do it and its sad af

[@Classikh]

These dudes claim to be deep but only bring shallow ass women on these pods

[@Melodotcom]

Didn’t they just have on Mel’s friend who sells real estate the other week??😭

[@pegobrown9204]

Bro ice clearly bought his girl, Joe only knows strippers, ish female friends are most likely strippers that he met through Joe, Mel’s friends are airheads whether they have corporate jobs or not. Flips female friends are all cool with him so they can get on his content. Parks is probably the only one who is around down to earth normal girls

[@pat22nasty]

@@Melodotcom now what’s the two key words there ….

[@RightGeist]

in a society where everyone is sick the healthy person looks insane.

[@lamontmorgan7502]

One thing that has to be done better by ALL OF US that this episode showed me…is to JUST LISTEN. The ladies kept getting away from what he was actually asking them and taking it personal to their journey instead of hearing what he is actually saying. The conversation went way off track with everyone yelling lol Ish needed to be present for this convo!

[@princeish2795]

Agreed!

[@KBTVKBTV]

FACTS

[@TALKONTHANET]

This was the BBL/Botox lip pod.😂😂😂

[@GUNFU_U]

Agreed but Holly is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@billyxblanco]

Shorty with the Yeezys outfit is hard. But her face scary lowkey

[@blackmcbain3145]

​@billyxblancoa women with Yeezys? She needs to rethink her life

[@Al_CapxOne]

​@@GUNFU_U Damn right! What's Holly @?

[@patrickbarry633]

​@@blackmcbain3145she got it going on

[@ape-san6037]

her “i’m not jaded” also her “why would you wanna talk to me when i have clothes on, no lashes, no makeup, my hair, my nails and no IG filter on??? that’s weirdddahhhh”

[@Michigunn1]

She the worst

[@olaakande5581]

“U feel more comfortable talking to men when ur naked??” (Quiet pause) 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Heyyall332]

It was said to hype herself up. As if saying I’m so pretty this man wants me like that (neutral). But she has to make it come off like she is surprised .

[@blakseed]

Something else I respect about Mel is she's all natural.

[@donpatchey3178]

Facts and smart 👌

[@tiffanyblack6911]

Agreed 👍🏼💯

[@olaakande5581]

Ya Mel is thick but natural & u can tell the difference in how she looks & how these bbl chicks look Now when it comes to intellect, Mel clears all these chicks. U could have real deep convos with Mel bc u can tell she’s well educated…..these girls are old but still sound like kids except Mo

[@Laidback718]

😒😒😒😒

[@pareeshaslaughter6798]

y'all honestly could never relate to half of what Mel speaks on....like yall literally don't even know the meaning of half of the vocabulary she uses 😂......neither Mel or these group of women would even sit down with you lames unless it came with a huge check to network. STOP THE CAP 🧢😂😂😂

[@lakishajohnson3503]

Kinooo love him,he asking all the questions we thinking. And he being respectful. Joe answering for them says to alot. They ran from kino point to flip it back on funny .

[@oludamilolabashua1595]

Joe is their most regular customer.

[@BVTMVN007]

Yeah like what’s kino deal. He def supa chill.

[@qazar444]

Emanny is the Tubi version of DJ Envy 😆😆😆

[@blakseed]

Lmao don't do E like that.

[@qazar444]

@@blakseed he’s my guy 😆😆😆😆😆

[@molicious5741]

That’s Hate!🤣😂

[@DavidFamous]

lmao

[@definitivecj]

BIG FAX!!! 😆😆😆😆

[@Aram1vntmusic]

having a 3 hour conversation tryna understand these women without getting to the real issue is such a waste of time lol y’all talking to 3 women who aren’t comfortable in their real skin - but they’re putting the onus on everyone else for their issues 😂

[@kjj2656]

no one believes he had them for their minds smh

[@SmaccsBoosieFade]

Ish foot would’ve been SHAKING CRAZY on this episode. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@Omega-zz5wq]

Just texted my gf I love her and how grateful I am for her. I couldn't imagine dealing with women like these.

[@juiceman8259]

It's odd how Joe treats strippers and how he treats Mel smh

[@elijhabrody6604]

Thts bc he knows Mel, n she masks her true self for an image. Joe is open n has better conversation with those who do the same

[@earlwilliamsjr2415]

The same thing with flip too

[@projectmuze]

I was just thinking the same thing -- he's alot more playful, patient and better listener here and barely teases the girls and when he does, it's more like an inside joke between homies. With Mel, it seems sneak-dissy and shady

[@Fearseblack]

My dude most are dead inside, give em a break

[@justadude1477]

What’s the difference between Mel and a stripper

[@mahgorstark7793]

I like that they talk themselves into outting who they really are

[@jccleveland3555]

A real smut always does 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@AtlantaSportsReels]

I knew Joe was a trick but goddamn Call Ish next time y’all have a episode like this

[@iamBlackTech95]

That’s a fact

[@lafortunefrenchies]

They won’t want that, ish will humble TF outta them …..Then try to beat

[@datdamdeeallen]

​@@lafortunefrenchiesfax😂

[@geeno150proof9]

The level of tricking is crazy when all the bartenders and dancers are ya besties 😂😂 Yea they should of had Ish for this pod and mel for the oldhead medium lady 😂

[@patrickbarry633]

​@@geeno150proof9No one wants to hear that before Christmas. Let the ladies talk they shit aha

[@QueXopa79]

Joe treats these girls soooooo differently than he does Mel wooooow.

[@Jeez215]

Because they’re more laid back and fun. Mel Ford be on that “I’m the celebrity here, my shit don’t stink” mode. But the fellas ain’t having that and call her out on it all the time. Her only resort is to take the corny, “my feelings are hurt” bs.

[@axa5005]

Well these girls are his type physically, ladies with BBLs

[@nysiageorge5401]

@@Jeez215lies

[@Jeez215]

@@nysiageorge5401 My opinion but go off though. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@olaakande5581]

Mel got the body but she’s natural….but she’s also well educated enough to avoid how to not sound like a bird These girls would be more entertaining than Mel bc they could tell wild stories. Mel is reserved on the pod

[@Pulluponthebeat]

Man I don’t ever want to be in the position where I’d have to choose any of these women.. man I just love a natural body..y’all do you tho

[@micdewitt]

And natural 👄

[@qazar444]

Joe looooooooves talkin about relationships. This is like therapy for him. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😆😆

[@just_vibe9171]

Strategic move not having ish on this episode 😂

[@25bbennett]

FACTS

[@GiFTheGreat]

Flip throwin that “salute” on the end of some low key disrespectful shit is hilarious

[@Muslim_Sneakerhead]

The fact that she said I had a kid and this lifestyle was the only way I could take care of my kid is crazy. I wonder do they tell the kids what they do for work.

[@ralodiego7012]

Sounds lazy but to each is own

[@charliesimmons5554]

Joe vibin like the gay homeboy 😂😂

[@8thavesmokersclub]

Flip standing behind that Big ass Plant was top tier ignorance and I fucks wit it 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kiddoo906]

Joe was def on sumn this episode, those mannerisms during the first story are hilarious

[@joenciso364]

He was nervous he almost punched holly lol

[@thecolormahogany2000]

One thing about Joe, he love them birds with BBLs

[@blakseed]

He really does.

[@HeavenlySaviour]

His only type 😂

[@aaronshelby5854]

Parks never takes a day off.

[@GetBackGang21]

PARKS ON THE BOARDS!! he the engineer lol

[@axa5005]

@@GetBackGang21 thats true, basically no recording without Parks

[@Lionhead33]

Just from the logic I just heard: Baddie= smash Baddie=wife 🚫 Baddie= Girlfriend⏳️

[@wavyyboogz]

Flip hiding behind the tree is hilarious 😂

[@premejon8300]

Whoever behind the camera deserve a raise. Every time one of these ladies stood up or walked across the room the camera panned on them. He knows where the content is lmaooo

[@ITS1985]

They gross 🤢

[@4sup47]

Trained assisans 😂😂😂😂 joe remaking the thotty term one day at a time 😂😂😂😂

[@agkillah4726]

Thank God M4 is the regular on the show

[@Realblingking00]

Days like this make me cherish M, frfr

[@tiffanyblack6911]

YEP

[@gymhustle1839]

Couldn't finish this episode for the life of me! I lost a few brain cells !

[@ITS1985]

Same

[@Themikelawry]

Damn it’s no way I would be able to keep up with patreon if this how Joe be dropping 😅 sheesh they got episodes for days

[@taeforbes4878]

He don’t drop em like this he dropping old shit and new shit cause he trying to max out his views to close out tye 4th quarter

[@cryptoaj]

@@taeforbes4878exactly everyone knows this time of year is the best for AD SENSE he making a bag off these KZbin advertisers

[@Caraudiofinatics]

I got that 5 dollar tier had it for like a month… it’s basically a pod every day damn near 😂

[@Themikelawry]

@@Caraudiofinaticsyeah that’s insane lol I barely can keep up with the KZbin pods

[@JusIsReal]

Joe and the BBL Avengers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@goddess7831]

Lmaooo my friend tells dancers that same line 💀 they be straight playing him afterwards

[@2133jb]

Holly and Moe should host their own segment on JBP. Side note: Shanti is jaded lol

[@LoosegooseTeazy]

What’s that : FAX 📠

[@pegobrown9204]

Moe ig?

[@tyrushbk]

fuck shanti she dont bring shit to the table

[@comewatchwithme8700]

They’d need coco too cause she just the right amount of extra

[@hopkinsunlimited9844]

Mel rolling her eyes 😂 lmaoooo

[@micdewitt]

I like Mo as a podcaster. Seems like the type of girl that’s cool to kick it with. The type I can tell my girl “you know that’s like one of the fellas” and she’s believe it, no problem

[@phoeniix971]

😂😂😂😂

[@StayTru101]

Ima catch up though lol. Keep going JBP. I fw yall

[@EmeryJade]

Cheers to the Baddies! 😂 Joe raised his cup! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@drblakeslovick4607]

Joe always talking sh!T about Mel's girlfriends being only light skin... Hypocrisy is real. Joe definitely the paper bag GOAT. 😂

[@LizaLuck]

Absolutely 😂

[@110metsfan]

paper bag GOAT is crazy, but accurate as hell

[@him4440]

Pour minds girls?

[@jequoia7561]

U didn't watch the whole thing

[@Cuffed1986]

He has a dark skin, brown skin and a light skinned up there what you mean

[@CreateHistoryTV]

Every build a body from Ny talk like a battle rapper lol

[@antruss4843]

I love when Moe talks. She is so mature for her age

[@KAHLILOFFICIAL]

We all need to sign a petition to keep moe on here permanently

[@joenciso364]

Shanti gang

[@tbracy]

Better then Mel IMO

[@geeno150proof9]

I mean the accent is cool but how old is she?

[@icecreamheadache7165]

@@geeno150proof9 He don't know lol

[@thcrtn]

He said "redit dere ye go don missit" 😂 keeping it g

[@johnnyboyfunny]

Joe cracking open the vault I see 👁️ not the bbl brigade 😭

[@mississippibilly_]

The Joe Budden YamCast

[@SUPERZAYAN1]

StripCast

[@mikejawoski5904]

FakeYams

[@TyrellGunter]

The strip clubs starting to hit like regular clubs tbh. Everybody wanna be “too cool” bruh😂

[@Bennyblancofromthebronx]

This episode should be titled “Bird Talk”

[@QueXopa79]

A relationship over a year is not enough to change your career… wtf is wrong with these girls ????

[@jccleveland3555]

Come on ma, you know what's wrong with them

[@olaakande5581]

The quote of the episode “I think it’s weird when niggas wanna talk to me at the check out line. I’m just wearing sweatpants & a messy bun” “Why is that weird??” “It’s just weird” “U feel more comfortable when niggas talk to u when ur half naked??” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kaybey406]

Basically he was paying for her to chill.

[@Bro_Logan]

Kino is actually giving them something to think about because them 20’s and 30’s fly by when you’re having fun…then what?

[@user-lg3dk5gv9i]

Damn so we really getting a episode a day for the whole month of December?

[@Jay-fh8ej]

Man shoutout to Moe. Nursing school is no joke especially while balancing the night life

[@jayodelltv1271]

Joe is just one of the girls 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@hardbodytwiss]

lol the bozo in flip never fails

[@papermack1]

Lol shout out to keeno for asking the questions that needed to be answered

[@danieljace21]

And not simping.

[@seunthomas8115]

Lmao yeah I felt that. There’s something to be said for emotional intelligence though. Maybe it wasn’t the time to preach.

[@papermack1]

@@seunthomas8115 naw I agree but I feel like these specific chicks(except mo) needed that quick reality check update 😂

[@jaylee4546]

F the bills! Phins up! Lol

[@papermack1]

@@jaylee4546 lol foh we having a fish fry sunday..come get a plate!

[@kdotldotsdot3430]

😂😂 “I would be opened to anything” = “let me run into a neurosurgeon or something”

[@kdotldotsdot3430]

Again it’s over for whole foods love

[@288kt]

The way the women shake up the dynamic of this podcast is truly entertaining. Whether it be nightlife professionals, artists/entertainers ,🌽 stars or social media personalities they have made the conversation expand as well as allow the gentleman to see the perspective in a way that is conducive to healthy conversations. I implore the cast to invest in having more of them as regular rotating members. *Also, cut to Parks more if he's talking please. He's damn near Casper the Caucasian ghost in the corner of the room*

[@jkk120689]

I finally caught up with all the free brokie patreons and new episodes and then there's another one... I rock with rory and Mal, but I ain't listened to them in weeks 😂.

[@coldweathermusicgroup5578]

Wait till you find out who got the beats put on em, you in for a treat.

[@perryjackson2715]

@@coldweathermusicgroup5578wait what ?

[@mariopeak]

Tru….. Joe sweat shop be running

[@marcosbeltran8736]

rory and mal are trash

[@emoney4630]

Don't save them they don't want to be saved 😂😂

[@loiswhitley5879]

Love Mo, please have her on more often.

[@beng8262]

She is. On Patreon.

[@pegobrown9204]

Moe ig?

[@NessaDevi]

This episode was so chaotic. No one wore those headphones😅

[@theslaken]

its not really necessary

[@cmoneymadhops]

​@theslaken I guess when people don't wear headphones they talk over each other way more

[@theslaken]

@@cmoneymadhops but you shouldnt need headphone to know when your overtalking people thats common sense

[@cmoneymadhops]

@theslaken true but I've heard that complaint on other shows so maybe they should wear headphones

[@kxnghenryiii2865]

“I’m a dancer” just wanted the world to hear her voice. 😂

[@troybellowtheprofit]

It's official pajama podcast love it i'm sending the money over right now

[@Postell]

Joes range is crazy. From Dr Umar to Startenders to Nicki Minaj lol.

[@lakishajohnson3503]

S/O to Mo,best of both worlds. Almost every women wish they could pursue their education/career and have a night life. Dope!

[@Truth_Tella]

No. Start a family.

[@ADayWithScottJax]

Bring the baddies with the natural bodies on the pod.

[@RealParadox85]

bbls/fake bodies = not a baddie tbh

[@ADayWithScottJax]

@@RealParadox85 facts

[@jecoliasjems2529]

We’re a dying art.

[@ADayWithScottJax]

@jecoliasjems2529 I know but I'm here to support you. What's your ig?

[@jkillings772]

Shanti is lost in the sauce and mad insecure when it comes to the exit plan talk her entire demeanor changes and she’s mad uncomfortable but when it about being a baddie it’s heyyyyy and her confidence is through the roof smh

[@bullet5760]

1:19:16 they keep saying they not seeing the fun ish they seeing the necessities😂😂😂

[@alniter1919]

Strippers thinkin they can just quit is wild to me ... 🤣🤣🤣

[@chillingman1114]

When you get into a relationship you change what you do not who you are. The person is attracted to you because of your personality. If you was a partier or always hanging out it must stop or slow down

[@Murffjr]

Facts especially if you trying to build

[@bobbyiswashed]

Joe elbowed shorty 274 times 😂😂😂

[@otheproduct]

“Hey ya’ll” 😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@migdavinci2477]

MAN GOTTA RESPECT JOEYS CHESS PLAYING! GOTTA JOIN THE PATREON TO WATCH THE NICKI MINAJ INTERVIEW.🍿

[@Theshortshowpodcast]

Flip around females is hilarious 😂

[@PapaMojo75]

This is the kind of energy that Joe wanted from Mel....thats why hes always giving her sh*t

[@jgoss399]

I think this what Joe wants but nobody wants to hear.. this makes me value M Ford

[@LocEssex]

Joe confused by Mel. She jaded in her true love story and he thinks cool but you have all the tools to be an assassin so in the meantime do stickups

[@CurtisPunkin]

"Can I tell you a funny Chris Brown story?" ..NOOOOOO!!!! LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... JOE SMART.... LAW SUIT

[@I_amLJB]

this sounds like when you are on a conference call and everyone trying to talk at once...they sound dumb

[@doncarrera601]

I think Mo was the most sensible of the women.

[@gordonshumway6128]

Mo is sharp

[@doncarrera601]

@@gordonshumway6128 I like her

[@valdirrichard3064]

joe budden caping heavy for the jawns. cuz he a trick

[@madethecuttt2935]

McDonald’s ? $30 a hour ? I want whatever she smokin 😂😂

[@herbntou]

This is sad , and telling! We gotta stop championing this insanity

[@lxywaste]

bbls and lip fillers gotta be the top 2 worst combo to see when theyre botched like this

[@cairolivingston2101]

Kino a menace with that “you can have 3” line😭🤣

[@atolliver91]

That’s the Spanish way😂😂😂😂 23:31

[@shadthagod8033]

Flip be acting like he not married 😂😂😂😂

[@C_Emilio757]

No accountability again 😂😂😂

[@mrceazohawk]

At the end of the day the reason a question like what’s next is asked is b/c you gotta live life after the pole/rapping/bartending/pro sports/trappin and there’s not a lot of options of ways to make the same amount of money. The question is valid

[@jeffersonbarona1275]

This episode is like eating pork fried rice with chicken wings from the chinos 😂

[@greetmeapp]

More of this I loved the chemistry the personalities gelled so well. Even though they spoke over one another I understood everything and I’m from the UK.

[@TheVizions]

TWORK left earth that second verse in that new battle🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥BIG JERSEY❤️

[@misterutensil]

Damn these girls dont even let you finish a sentence without interjecting and tryna make a point that you not even getting at. It had entertaining moments, but honestly this was a tough listen to get through.

[@TheAchraf85]

Emanny will never say how many kids he got 😂😂😂

[@losangelesstreetnews]

“NIGHT NURSE” 😭

[@CapitalP177]

Moe need a spot on the Network

[@phoeniix971]

Ill get that patreon fast 😂

[@micdewitt]

Shanti was impressive as hell on the walk-in. Questionable at best after that

[@Redolentleek]

Lmao. The shape of the sit down is a weird shape

[@TheMouthSoap]

Too many people on the mic but I was smiling the whole time

[@LizaLuck]

Holly needs 🎤 instructions 😂