Patrice O'Neal - SyFy Original Movies

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[@brodieyake7735]

I absolutely love Patrice's affinity for Mega Shark here. Anthony asks, "How does Mega Shark eat a passenger jet?" and Patrice just replies with "It's Mega Shark, man." "Yeah, but how does he get it, though?" "Mega Shark is the shit."

[@jamesbell6706]

Yes. 100%

[@jamesbell6706]

There's another comment on another repost that called Predator: "Space Jamaican" I don't know how many times I've laughed at that.

[@brodieyake7735]

@@jamesbell6706 Oh my god. "Space Jamaican" is hilarious. Even reading that to myself just now made me laugh out loud.

[@devinschwartz7596]

This is legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

[@difficult_aardvark]

I would pay any amount of money to watch SyFy original movies with Patrice.

[@barryallen8088]

In 2024, I saw "Sssssss". I had to come here and tell Patrice

[@ValSalva1337]

5:46 dinosaur forest 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@benitofranklyn4237]

In Switzerland/Germany all the Sci-Fi movies used to run on RTL2 after 10pm. Which is great, since therefor people actually get the Dinosaur Forrest joke over here.

[@ValSalva1337]

@@benitofranklyn4237 i watched all the syfy movies back in the 90s, and patrice could not be more spot on with this bit. Some of the funniest o&a moments right here.

[@benitofranklyn4237]

@@ValSalva1337 Absolutely, I listen to it about twice a year. Only b/c of Patrice I realized those were all syfy movies, since the channel didn't exist over here back in the day, but they showed all the movies on the cheaper German channels.

[@jameshoch9632]

One of Patrice's greatest moments on Opie and Anthony

[@beejay271]

"Your Bullets are slow" "Alien Notes" "Simeon wars" and "Future Change"🤣🤣🤣💀

[@auxmir1730]

HELP IM TRAPPED IN THE COMPUTER

[@sethiddings7293]

This one my fav. You'd see at as you're scrolling through cause it would have an exclamation point. HELP! I'm trapped in the computer! XD

[@robbtrudel1993]

Me and my cousin watched ALL of the sci fi originals as kids they were un ironically badass and so cool to us my grandpa would sit and watch them with us when we slept over.it’s a memory that I’ll treasure forever

[@From-North-Jersey]

"Total Recall" would be "Remember When?" "Tremors" would be "Quake-Worms" "Of Mice and Men" would be "Napoleon and Frankenstein's Monster do Las Vegas"

[@fan5407]

"Quake Worms" is hilarious.

[@frankieboy8414]

Why would Sy Fy channel do a remake of Of Mice and Men?

[@From-North-Jersey]

@@frankieboy8414 Because that title is hillarious, I must thank you literal larry, nothing improves comedy like knuckle daggers asking superfluous questions about he concepts they don't understand.

[@frankieboy8414]

@@From-North-Jersey it really wasn't, but it's nice to see someone with so much confidence in their jokes, however unfunny they are.

[@dezznutz3743]

"Cloverfield" = "Alien Rampage"

[@buckoboii]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sethiddings7293]

Yeah that's accurate XD

[@marcushampton1850]

I come back to this like 5 times a year just to piss myself laughing listening to Patrice say “eek eek”

[@From-North-Jersey]

Cloverfield would be called "Shakey-cam Monster Invasion" on the Sci-Fy channel. Not sci-fi but "Flowers in the Attic" would be "Poison Mom"

[@PowderAkaCaseyJones]

This is probably my favorite bit lmao

[@benitofranklyn4237]

In Switzerland/Germany all the SyFy movies used to run on RTL2 after 10pm. Which is great, since there for people actually get the Dinosaur Forrest joke over here.

[@fan5407]

"'Jaws'?..."Teeth'"

[@From-North-Jersey]

I swear "Spidershark vs. Octogator" was next level shit.

[@sethiddings7293]

My granpappy done got eaten by an octogator He did.

[@followingtheroe1952]

I was watching the "Get down Zahra" cat video and I immediately thought of "Help! I'm trapped in the computer!!!"

[@AnonAnon-ho1uc]

"KAW"

[@Linus100]

Iron man- steel dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Bigolebungus]

Titanium Human

[@Regigigas135789]

Rock monster hahahaha

[@db.teezy.]

It used to be called SciFi back then

[@chandyboi2976]

I wanna watch dinosaur forest!

[@joshox7151]

Dinosaur Forest 😂😂🤣

[@vegastjg]

GO Vs MS was on yesterday 🤣

[@shotgunshell80]

5:25

[@lekasallah6238]

Theres a movie called mega ape too

[@timothyl8237]

Deush chill alert, when Opie explains VS “Ali vs Frazier” just crowbarred it in, added nothing to the show.

[@daveme3582]

Just started watching 12 Monkeys SyFy show. For all the good reviews it gets so far, it stinks....

[@98erics]

opie-"it's like alley vs Frasier...it's like alley vs Frasier...it's like alley vs Frasier" Ok opie, first of all you're saying the first guy's name wrong. It starts with a short a. You can look that up if you don't understand what a "short a" is. Second, if the joke falls flat once it is NOT because they didn't hear you. It's because it wasn't even in the same hemisphere as funny. In this case the third time was not the charm. STFU. That's all you have to do. You got off easy this time considering how good both of the funny guys are at trashing that kind of garbage. I just picked up on that one part and it drove me crazy.

[@jamesbell6706]

A comment here used to say: Predator - Space Jamaican. XDDDD

[@marcushampton1850]

Holy fucking shit