Patrice O'Neal vs. Dane Cook

[@barnoldwhv]

If Patrice loved Dane, that's enough for me.

[@DrDebD]

I agree!!

[@scotthicks8338]

Word

[@ThunderLips730]

You're right. I hate it, but you're right.

[@FirstMatterCreative]

fuck this is true

[@tejasnair3399]

barnoldwhv he loved him because “he’s nice”. Not because he respected his humor.

[@rustyshacklfur4705]

We need ya now Patrice. If you were around you could unite so many people today with your brutal honesty an no BS logic, RIP sir.

[@zkingacorn]

Kevin samuels enters chat

[@ElohimPenemue]

Patrice, Dane, Billy Burr & Bobby Kelly all started out doing comedy together in the early 90's back in Boston. That's why Patrice loves him so much, because they were genuine friends who started doing open mics together, so he watched him pull himself up from the very bottom.

[@frankpumpkin2350]

You forgot Kevin heat lil kev and Rogan was from Boston

[@InnerDness]

@@frankpumpkin2350 Kevin is from Philly, he just came to New York around the same time as the rest of the crew

[@CALISUPERSPORT]

Never realized how many of these guys all knew each other. And Jimmy, Keith Robinson, Hart, Quinn, DiPaolo, Florentine, Louis, etc. A perfect storm of comedy.

[@capealio]

@@rontungol3870 Rogan is funny like Biden is a president

[@capealio]

Are Dane and Burr friends still?

[@pedroblake5576]

Poor Patrice. One of the GOATs of his era had to literally watch Dane Cook blow up and obtain Fuck You $, then have to watch the same exact thing happen with Kevin Hart right in front of him and he was funnier then both of them combined.

[@Katya_Lastochka]

You know there's room for everyone?

[@chrislimnios9180]

Fuck man, your comment is spot on.

[@wintermute8315]

If Patrice had been that good, he'd have made it. People just didn't like him all that much.

[@frankc3690]

As was discussed at length by all those who worked with and respected Patrice, he shot himself in the foot by being stubborn with accepting work within a complete dishonest industry he hated.

[@dipchips34garvis68]

@@Katya_Lastochka bullshit not for black comedians

[@darklord220]

Dane is a throwback, an old vaudevillian style funnyman. He isn't trying to use the stage as an avenue for examining childhood pain, to shock people, or engage in anything too complex, he just wants to make people laugh. He has a place.

[@briangriffin5701]

So basically an obsolete hack.

[@darklord220]

@@briangriffin5701 no that would be your avatar. The nerve of someone who fellates family guy writers to call Dane a hack lol .

[@briangriffin5701]

@@darklord220 Who the fuck still uses LOL in modern online posts? Is this Dane's mommy?

[@RohgishSun]

Great post.

[@jasonbrody8724]

@@darklord220fucking perfect response 😂

[@defAngel]

I like how Patrice, Jimmy, and Billy always stood up for Dane.

[@jonlimbach6200]

Dane went away because his teenage girl demographic grew up and he was outed for stealing from Louis. His newer stuff is better. I like his new found bitterness and he's quit pandering to a single demographic .

[@MasamuneStreams]

Because they come from the same comedy scenes

[@brodelnaz]

@@jonlimbach6200 he didnt take anything from luis ck.

[@25EZpcs.]

Ray Lanza that’s just not true. Still like Dane though

[@iamhereblossom1588]

@@brodelnaz he did, look it up

[@MRKYootube]

Patrice O Neal and Dane Cook in conversation. This is a fucking gem. What I wouldn't do to have Trice back man...

[@joeyglover3429]

Dude and not just for comedy man, he was my fucking hero when it came to free speech. I miss this cat so much

[@QuartuvLarry]

Yeah! How many people get fans posthumously? Days gone by when I was just fucking around, a dumbass young adult

[@onlydreaming1017]

@@QuartuvLarry Patrice will never die...

[@johngoldsworthy7135]

“You can’t fuck with the truth.” Damn, I miss Patrice.

[@ChaosTheory9]

This is a weird world where Patrice respects and loves Dane cook. That’s because he wasn’t jealous of Dane like everyone else. He realized his Schtick was not patrices schtick and respect it. Gotta love Patrice for giving him props

[@kobra]

They grinded in Boston together

[@NathanBall18]

What did Dane do?

[@NathanBall18]

Im from UK and like patrice and dane seems cool from what i know what did he do wrong

[@dannygibson2597]

Patrice was always objective that's why he's beloved by everyone....he saw through every form of bullshit

[@dinolover]

@@NathanBall18 i think he stole a few jokes and pretty much got his reputation destroyed like carlos Mencia.

[@NotoriousCRG27]

Patrice was one of the most honest and consistent comedians. He def stood by Dane Cook during the fame and, especially, after it faded. Almost opposite stage presence btw the two, but clearly a close friendship.

[@vinshade]

“Patrice O’Neil how to make it from bed.” That’s a killer line.

[@a.r.t93]

"Bobby Kelly who's starting to look like Emeril Lagasse" Patrice is insane lmaooo

[@beercheesefries]

"ex-good-looking guy" I died.

[@TheObicobiHD]

Miss Patrice, such a real down to earth guy and so damn funny. Wish we could see him perform today 😭

[@dipchips34garvis68]

yea bro facts

[@Fallingslowly09]

Wow, back in the day when MySpace was still popular

[@neckutter]

Sean Lenehan it was the thing before Facebook

[@dleoner1]

Robert Dayton that top 8 tho!!

[@dipchips34garvis68]

back when motha fuckas was saying from myspace to my place lol good ol times

[@MrEvanNoyes]

@@neckutter No shit

[@IntergalacticInterviews]

This is one of the best clips. Everyone still having a good time. RIP PATRICE FOREVER! -ii

[@prthavoc]

It was different hearing Patrice actually give someone props. I jumped on that Dane train back in 06-07. Dude was funny.

[@ajaxdgonzo7263]

@Christopher Marlowe that part where jason biggs drawn on eyebrows, and it starts running in the rain always makes me laugh

[@XxTheGoOfYxX]

Those were the days

[@mrthefinder105]

Classic O and A man :) Great conversation interuppted by Opies phone.

[@Gnarmoshthrash]

Honestly Dane's movie theater bit was amazing still think about it when I'm at the movies !

[@nolancho]

Going on a cinematic adventure!

[@bamabat8435]

Patrice O'Neal was one of the only people who could use any kind of slur he wanted and it was somehow okay and didn't make him unlikable.

[@carlsmith8143]

Kevin and Dane made it big. Patrice mentored both of them. R.I.P.

[@Youtuber-lv6eh]

@Cregan Starkall louis ck was talking about was Patrice on one jim and Sam show

[@ajaxdgonzo7263]

Imagine getting to see patrice and dane on the same night, they are top tier comedians to me, even on this they are both hilarious

[@phobos258]

"Which white person stepped on patrice's feet this week?" oh shit! that was hilarious

[@egoborder3203]

I saw Jessica Alba at the grocery store one day. She had like a shapeless scarf-sweater thing on and giant sunglasses, trying to be lowkey, but literally the second I walked in I spotted her and recognized her. EVERYBODY in the store was just staring right at her. Beautiful woman

[@TalkingThrones]

She really is a smoke show.

[@GeeMannn]

I saw Jessica Alba at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ms. Alba, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Alba stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[@SHIVAMYadav-pw5uz]

@@GeeMannn should I consider G as gay in ur name..?

[@GeeMannn]

@@SHIVAMYadav-pw5uz it's an old /mu/ copypasta. Don't project.

[@SHIVAMYadav-pw5uz]

@@GeeMannn omg bro you made this comment 2yrs ago... 🤣🤣And I didn't copy paste... Did anyone said the same to you ?

[@RichtotheRescue]

It saddens me that Patrice is as just about to blow up…then he leaves us…thank you KZbin for immortalizing Patrice and his greatness.

[@jeffii9890]

Don't know why people don't like Dane. He's funny and genuinely likeable to me.

[@MegaTechGuy]

jealousy!

[@Herv3]

easily parodied. may have stole some jokes

[@jeffii9890]

Herv3 "may have"? That's sounds like a weird reason to hate someone. Sounds like jealousy to me. Louis CK said he didn't steal from him. It seems that if a comic gets too big too fast, all of the sudden they get accused of stealing jokes. Comedians are notoriously super petty. Then those fan bases strike and boom, true or not, joke stealing spreads throughout the internet. It's weird.

[@Jaremaing14]

I don't like him cause he's black.

[@unshutoptic1]

I've heard that about comics many times, that they're really petty, exclusive and harsh towards others coming up thru the ranks. I've also heard Joe Rogan say comedians are different nowadays and are very supportive towards each other because there's enough to go around if you are good and willing to work hard. Which brings me to Brendan Schaub and The Hodge Twins. They'ye funny guys, yes. But I don't know if they're comedian funny. Haven't watched their stand-up. I know they sell out shows though. I don't have a problem with that. I'm glad for them all. But I'm willing to bet there's some comedians out there who are jealous of their success. But I don't know if we don't hear anything negative about them from comics because the environment is supportive now, or because Brendan's a former pro-fighter and The Twins are just nuts... and huge.

[@billhawkins8522]

“Well you’re not doing Gillian island jokes up there” - Greg “the destroyer” Hughes

[@FranklynRBonfante]

Patrice is infinity funnier and people are only starting to realize that. People always flock to the familiar first before they realize familiar isn't always better. There is no justice. RIP

[@thestonecanoe3159]

Patrice is funnier but not nearly as marketable as Dane or clean cut

[@isthatyoujaunwayne4183]

Had he stuck around Patrice would’ve been the greatest writer in WWE history. The man actually could categorize comics as heels and faces without even realizing 😂

[@tyrellharper6480]

Patrice didn't do kid's shows

[@egyptianpiffin]

If Patrice O’Neal were alive right now he’d probably have a cult at this point lol

[@Godshonestruth]

He does. Cult of Black Philip. I am part of it.

[@smwrbd]

I guess I'll have to try Dane again.

[@georgeprice5922]

This is brilliant.. Talking about the table like this that is literally a table of generational influence with some of the biggest comedians today coming from that table The table was patrices and helped comedians find a voice and build confidence and him defending that means of creating comedy over the kindness and naturing Cook may have wanted whilst sitting at the table is clearly accurate now as we know the people from the table are dominating the industry

[@Natef89]

I have an innate instinct to criticize Dane for not putting Patrice on any of his high profile projects that could have boosted his career... but then again knowing Patrice, that might have actually happened and he shat on the whole project and turned it down 🤣

[@kingsnorkie]

That's probably exactly what happened

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

The thing about good actual friends is they know that sometimes asking someone to do something that you KNOW they wouldn't do, because you KNOW what your friend is like, is more insulting than friendly. Like if I told you I hate olives, tried all kinds and never liked em, and you offer me some olives? How am I supposed to take that as anything else but ''my friend doesn't actually know me I guess''.

[@endofcorporategiants]

This shows Patrice character to the bone, he praises his friends and got their backs even though they're not as funny, Dane Cook does is nice, but not as funny as he is nice

[@1995yuda]

100%

[@Katya_Lastochka]

He's hilarious here.

[@heyraylux]

was re-watching the Office for the millionth time and every time I see Patrice in the warehouse I look up the youtube clips again lol.

[@desmondtaholah4408]

“Damnit Michael!😒” gets me every time😂

[@slalomie]

While I respect guys like Patrice, Burr, & Kelly who defended Dane because they all came up together in Boston when they were nobodies , there’s been numerous stories of Dane being an asshole when he was in the midst of his superstardom. He’d regularly bump comics at clubs, got into an argument with Steve Byrne and accused him of stealing his “essence”, tried to get Dom Irrera banned from the Laugh Factory for telling him to cool down & be nicer to people, etc. He apparently went on a major power trip during the height of his fame. So whether you liked his comedy or not, he apparently was a real asshole to other comedians. And comedians rightfully let it be known their dislike of him.

[@KCDaLyricalKid]

Lol "Life is like a box of Onion Rings."

[@yogeshbali5401]

Funniest mfr

[@rivolverocelot3010]

Alot of legends have high praise for Patrice .....chapelle, Kevin Hart Dane Cook ....dam

[@dipchips34garvis68]

kevin heart and dane cook aint no legends in my opinion chappele definitely

[@spensatron]

Dane Cook belongs in the stand up hall of fame. Come at me bro

[@hotnazideath3812]

Yeah because they need a janitor.

[@leosisdetective]

I loved him

[@timk2111]

as an usher?

[@domzdome9723]

I agree.

[@Rgraziano7]

Taking jokes, I mean notes 📝

[@logicalmalethink4925]

Patrice really was scared of fame.

[@milesmungo]

Probably a healthy fear.

[@jkb1O5]

The untruth of the ‘fame’ paradigm

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

"Just because i'm paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't trying to kill me".

[@bobeardington4044]

It’s hard to believe that both of these guys are dead. RIP

[@ameerahtoyfunreview9674]

Arse

[@QuietVillain]

I was a Dane fan first then I came into the Patrice world. Because that’s how real life works. These are OGs.

[@yoikes]

Listening to Patrice feels like communion, in a good way. Still can't stand Opie.

[@kingdiamonds2316]

In a society where everyone sells a piece of their soul to something, Patrice did his best not to, so I can only imagine how easy his afterlife is 😂🔥

[@soylessinseattle8336]

This is an 82 Honda, how dare you!

[@terrellgrant1570]

Soyless In Seattle I thought I was the only one who loved the line😂

[@MyKeeP81]

who's anallll? it's anal! Oh, you do?

[@boolikethebear]

i miss O&A so much man. shit was so good

[@alrightbymondaymusic7441]

19:55 I assume Dane is asking about Burr's Philly incident? It's awesome hearing Dane and Patrice talking about Bobby Kelly and Billy. If you wanna see a surreal pic google "Bill Burr and Dane Cook" holy 90's

[@EarthdogGFX]

Dane cooks girlfriend was 7 years old when this call happened

[@coolboy5245]

Shuuuuuuure

[@jacobegleston3678]

So what? I'm sure she wasn't illegal when they got involved

[@robertstewart1434]

I’ve heard a lot of comedians say bad things about Cook but the only opinion I trust is Patrice

[@speero]

"YOU CAN'T FUCK WITH THE TRUTH" - PATRICE THE GOAT

[@taLLdavidproduction]

Thanks for digging up all these old patrice clips. I mustve been 12 or 13 at the time this was happening, and Ive always been interested cause so many ppl said hes funny

[@comedycrackhead5577]

No problem, Patrice was the best!

[@1995yuda]

@@comedycrackhead5577 You rock man god bless your soul

[@comedycrackhead5577]

​@ese kay Facts, the world needs his voice now more than ever! Wish he was still around to make sense of everything 2020.

[@comedycrackhead5577]

@@1995yuda I appreciate that man..salute!

[@1995yuda]

@@comedycrackhead5577 ✌

[@yorrichardmorgan]

That Norton ringtone was hilarious.

[@Crazyeyes388]

Lol true moment of the opesters comedic genius, I wish Patrice slapped the phone out of his hands

[@GeorgeZimmermen]

Shit had my dying lol

[@doefam8320]

Dane didn’t fall off he got his money and invested in other things

[@stevezakuani5289]

he actually got most of his money stolen by his brother

[@Deathbybigmac420]

@@stevezakuani5289 that is a crazy story

[@thhanh1003]

I didn't even know the two guys existed back then, but damn Patrice's 'Patrice vs' radio episodes were good.

[@theFRIS]

Vicious Circle was crazy popular, but his next 1, "Rough Around the Edges" was even better...always loved Dane Cook...I randomly watched a comedy central stand up & it was a weird white guy in a black tank top & listened ever since

[@Katya_Lastochka]

I'm not a fan of Dane's standup, but his back and forths are hilarious. He should do a podcast.

[@SaintDomingo1]

Forget the hate he gets at times, he is actually a stunning stand-up comedian. He always has been.

[@johndettra8958]

Patrice was wise. He is missed.

[@SupraRy]

Hector - "big nigga confront of the thing, remember him?" Bwahahahaha holy fuck patrice was one of the greats.

[@BC-tn5ss]

Thank you for sharing this

[@puremercury]

"Ya know, dude, life is like a box of chocolates. Mine's completely empty!"

[@canag0d]

This interview is precious. I’ve always thought Dane was funny and a good guy from I’ve ever seen. He got a lot of shit he didn’t deserve.

[@bigfactsbroski]

the explanation for why patrice loved dane was well reasoned

[@cpreid]

Dane was and is funny. The hating is so lame and played out. Love seeing Patrice and Dane showing each other respect.

[@htxflow]

His standup comedy is trash.

[@diadem03destiny29]

Bobby out here catching strays and busting his knees out.

[@revfunk8823]

No opie......THANK YOU GOD.....and then he spoke

[@7Be]

He was there the whole time and talked plenty

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Nice of him to leave his phone ringer on, even better when it took him forever to to do something about it.

[@jaja2084]

I respect Dane Cook off this interview. It’s funny how negativity can easily sway the masses

[@JeffNixonComedy]

Both are great comics. That was easy

[@CousinBowling]

Bare Knuckle Canuck Patrice is a legend. Dane cook was a flash in the pan. He was decent. Better than almost all female comics. Lower mid ranked among male comics.

[@BIGNOSEPOPPA]

Veto Bandito nah. Dane is and will never be on Patrice level of comedy. Stop it.

[@CousinBowling]

Veto Bandito uhhh not really. Patrice has put out much better material than Dane ever has or probably ever will. Fuck off with your negativity when you know you're wrong. Just because Dane was more popular doesn't make him better.

[@CousinBowling]

Twan The One yup. This dummy really thinks telling is funnier than actual thoughts.

[@justintee1932]

Jeroim3142 that flash lasted like 8 years dumbass

[@coach3155]

its crazy how frequently i forget opie is even on the show and then he just chimes in like what the fuck lol

[@bogdanalindaragiu1314]

Patrice O'neal: How to make it from bed :))) very funny burn

[@Youtube_ban_me]

Wow Dane made Patrice and the other dudes sound like such fan boys

[@carllewis7645]

This the first and last time I heard the word canoodle

[@SHIVAMYadav-pw5uz]

Everyone knows patrice will never die except patrice himself...

[@kstutz81]

Dane, in his hay day, was hilarious. I still crack up on his older material. I don’t get all the negative comments. Dude coined some fantastic phrases and had a knack for painting the scene in your head perfectly.

[@andrewbishop4447]

“Privilege” by incubus playing in the beginning

[@artificialintelligence0101]

Patrice such a frkn legend man

[@stormingthecastle69]

Dane Cook managed to say one almost funny thing in nearly a half hour. I guess he's a better comic than I gave him credit for.

[@jkb1O5]

Yeah that “come on , let’s talk about it on the treadmill” joke is really pretty funny

[@danzigmcnaniel5226]

Hate Dane. Love Patrice’s dedication to his friend.

[@bartholomewlyons]

18:04 nailed it, why Patrice wasn’t a millionaire he shoulda been

[@colesteeleA]

It’s 2019. Patrice was such a brilliant comedian. Who is Dane Cook?

[@meepmeep6572]

Man no wonder he got a stroke life threw everything at this man

[@yorrichardmorgan]

Patrice called him out immediately for trying to label him the angry black guy. “We used to hate the world together. Now you’re smoking love joints with everybody.” Patrice kept it all the way real. Left no room for you to introduce phoniness.

[@Burgmannn]

Dane Cook just went up in my book.

[@kingkev6338]

I’ve always liked Dane as a comedian and he’s always seemed like a really good, genuine dude

[@landajimmy]

What a great fkn upload.

[@ramboozled4438]

What bill burr video are they talking about?

[@wesleyhudson9560]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZuwmaJ9is58oc0

[@theconflictedplatano5598]

Dillon is from Jersey just lives in manhattan... LMAOOOO TYPICAL OF JERSIANS CLAIMING NY

[@davidrobsonmusic]

No one misses Dane; we all miss Patrice

[@michaelj6392]

“Dane’s friends can gang rape my friends and they couldn’t fight them off!” 😂 💀

[@gilbertoavila1431]

There’s NO Patrice “”vs”” Dane… Dane would have been the Toothpick after one of Patrice’s meals😂😂😂

[@aeskeets]

Sometimes I feel like people are too tough on Opie but then he interrupts a Patrice story with his stupid Jim Norton ringtone and I understand completely.

[@thdgcfx]

Dane "i want to be the star of transformers or nothing" Cook

[@randallvandal3000]

Seems like Dane knew Patrice would be big if he made his material more PC but trice was like fuck that

[@common101sense]

Dane was the first comic i gave itunes money to. Never took him for a fraud.

[@mr-century]

Lmao employee of the month is a guilty pleasure of mine that movie is hilarious

[@b.rizzle4102]

The explanation of this video was too short

[@paulgaunt9481]

Nice Quint from Jaws reference.

[@fja5085]

What was the bill burr video??

[@jonathanalpart7812]

"bill burr Philly"

[@brettbrown1801]

The Bobby kelly shit is for real. Lol.

[@samanthab1923]

Total thief & the club owners let it go on. Chappell put him in his place. He showed up at the Factory to try out a set. Jamie says not tonite it’s Dane’s night. Dave says fine, I’ll be short. Gets on the stage & says I’ll be outside smoking if anyone wants to talk or get a photo. Place emptied out. So much for Dane.

[@andrewallace8170]

At Least I stay consistant - Patrice Oneal The Fucking Realest