Patrice O'Neal: Women Can't Function When You Don't Care

[@nextgenownage]

Feels like a GTA radio station 😂

still we livin gta 7 best comment

[@Law34prez]

Lmaoo perfect description

[@nmc8931]

🎯

[@imperialgrind3128]

I can’t unhear it now

[@DreErdna]

Play GTA 4 … he’s on Lazlows show

[@mixedmarksman5873]

"Men are in love, women are in business"

[@IntoDeathandTheBuddahMatrix]

Letting you know that associating yourself with that group of jackasses makes you look gay

[@emdo.unlimited555]

I think CGA said it before them. Still true 👍

[@VonGoldfinger]

Coach Greg Adams said that shit first.

[@LightYagami_99]

That’s CGA

[@linnyw1072]

You're a misogynist

[@ryanscarborough6703]

Been with my wife for over 25 years and have never been married. I'll stand before God and claim her as my wife but the state can stay the HELL out of it!!

[@arturospeaks]

FUCK YEAH. NO GOV'T.

[@joejosa8985]

“If you don’t believe my words, believe my actions, my Lord”.

[@whyknot172]

As you should brother. As far as marriage is concerned the only ones that matter are you, her and God. That's the trinity...it's actually husband, wife, child but either way government is doing too much and corrupted by agenda.

[@Saberdud]

FUCK YEAH. FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

[@Fudge_Fantasy]

This is why kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn are still together.

[@jamessm4401]

I dated a 9/10 woman for 6 months and she used to try and goad me into a fight. I never yelled at her, I never swore at her, I was never physical in any way. She broke up with me 6 times, always crawling back the next day. I realized then that women need you to be emotional to win a fight. It really is the only way they know how to do conflict because logic clearly ain’t their thing.

[@AldoApachi-]

That is very true. I've been with my girl for six years now. I started implementing Patrice O'neal standard in late first year. We used to have fights and she even accused me of cheating, because of some sexting I had with my earlier girls, but I just took all the emotions out of it and told her, hey, you can leave any time, nobody is holding you here, I love you, but I can't fight for you *against you*. So if you don't like me anymore, stop looking for excuses. Just leave. Because if you become a problem in my life, I will leave you. So make a choice. She chose to stay and we never had an argument. 5 years now. Every time there's a hassle and something is taking a left turn, I go back to standard: you can leave, or I'll leave if I don't feel comfortable in this relationship.

[@linnyw1072]

Some women have so much trauma that they confuse conflict with love.They crave your attention both positive and negative.that says a lot about how they were raised.

[@soulsurfer639]

Gentlemen, if you make the mistake of moving in with a drama-addict... remember these 3 words "record, record, record." Women can physically attack you, and when the police show up, it's you who will be handcuffed, with a criminal record for the rest of your life, so please record on your phone any arguments or drama. With my crazy ex, I would down-low record any of her attempts to start arguments or weird allegations. After I finaly broke up with her, she went around saying i was "emotionally abusive" lol... but everyone already knew she was nuts, so i didn't care 😂

[@jamessm4401]

@@soulsurfer639 this is a good idea but remember to check to see if your state is a single party consent state. Otherwise you may get in trouble.

[@linnyw1072]

@@soulsurfer639 a better course of action is to learn how to de- escalate the conflict.

[@Trey_W]

The world is a worse place without Patrice.

[@jose-vu9ne]

Was legit Ahead of the game

[@iTzDeyo]

I actually get sad thinking about just how influential Patrice would be today. He would be the Legend he deserves be, not just to the guys like us.

[@jackjohn189]

Ok wtf. The thrill I get to learn about someone speaking truths is immediately taken away by knowing the dude is dead. Same goes for Kevin Samuels. Jeez

[@santanah.6897]

Facts

[@DKForeman]

Sometimes things have to get worse before they get better. This is the greatest time to be alive.

[@whyknot172]

Patrice was way more likeable than a lot of these modern manosphere speakers. Glad he left so many gems.

[@aquariuskudo]

Because he was realistic about relationships and wasn't banking on grifting money from losers.

[@michaelbonhomme3677]

Becuase he was LEGITIMATE. I’m not convinced that many popular name right now grew up HAVING TO BAG FEMALES without today’s third party resources… Strictly spoken word and Savvy built on trial and error unless truly natural

[@derrickbonsell]

Manosphere guys often hate women more than they love men.

[@peachesandpoets]

Funny comic but he isn't some guru on love 😂. Between him and the other dead weirdo you people worship, Cinco de Die-o, this is hilarious. Women want nothing to do with y'all. It is males going through a loneliness epidemic and unaliving themselves. We're good. So enjoy! 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Joe_S.s]

@@aquariuskudo🔔🔔🔔 correct! 😂

[@thaxtonwaters8561]

Indifference is the secret sauce.👌🏾

[@jimmiejackson8489]

👨‍🍳

[@OPEN_ROAD1800.]

@@jimmiejackson8489 🎯🎯🎯🎯

[@linnyw1072]

The opposite of love isn't hate it's indifference

[@genericdeveloper3966]

If indifference is dishonest you're not being true to yourself.

[@Gutsyredcoat]

Yup, you nailed it

[@ancientparadox2084]

Women say men benefit from marriage, then why do THEY pressure us into it? Why are they in a rush?

[@tinyturnip7676]

Because they’re in a rush. Time is the main equalizer between the sexes.

[@Respect2theFallen]

That part really tho. Was on a site where people stream and shit and this chick was arguing with 3 dudes that women are the prize but simultaneously referred to other women as pussy(reducing themselves to a body part) and she could not fathom how dumb and wrong she sounded thinking all women are the prize when the men rebuttled heavy. Smh it just shows how they think with emotions

[@logic9869]

First thing every wife does is make sure they get a policy in you😂U never hear one say IN CASE SHE DIES

[@samusaran7317]

@@tinyturnip7676 Men dont benefit from marriage, gtfoh.

[@xay6361]

No it's really not bcuz we're not equals. Time is a woman's kryptonite. She knows she's only got so long before she's not valuable romantically anymore. That's why they rush​@@tinyturnip7676

[@djairalert422]

Patrice O’Neal was the most honest, comedian alive

[@hippyjason]

Yes?...Except for the alive part...

[@drumyogi9281]

@@hippyjasonWAS

[@hippyjason]

​@@drumyogi9281 Yes, but it's still a badly structured sentence with awkward phrasing and less than ideal grammer.

[@acslater9118]

@@hippyjason look who’s talking poopy pants(….)….

[@hippyjason]

@@acslater9118 Eh? Really? Find out where your caps lock key is located, and then get back to me. Knowing about what your shift key _is_ and what it _does_ would help too, but you probably can't handling pressing down more than one key at a time, anyways, so I guess it's moot.

[@johnthomas753]

50yrs old and can tell you this is spot on. 1 marriage was enough. Liability is too high for a man to get married.

[@hahamasala]

51, never been married. I used to regret it but now I am glad I didn't, thanks to channels like this.

[@samusaran7317]

@@hahamasala Either way the option was taken from you.

[@FilthyFrankenjoyer]

​@@samusaran7317 As a 25 year-old man, I would deny the option to get married if I was 25 again. And again. And again. And again.

[@samusaran7317]

@@FilthyFrankenjoyer I would imagine. I prefer looking at the bigger picture looking at all aspects.

[@senorita-qh6bm]

@@hahamasalawhatever makes you feel better is the right answer

[@richardswann5620]

"Women need to look at themselves as Athletes" a classic

[@blondequijote]

There's gym chicks that pretty much do.

[@senorita-qh6bm]

I think a lot guys do to most young girls now are very superficial and don’t date old men I turn down old men too with money it’s nothing personal but I think only girls with issues will date you past 35

[@richardswann5620]

@@senorita-qh6bm exactly!!! and I’ve got a palm with their name on it!

[@jdwyer5708]

Sextathletes. :)

[@abbygirl3000]

​@senorita-qh6bm "only superficial girls will date an older guy" aren't you superficial for insisting that a woman be really young, despite being older yourself?

[@tommartyn524]

It’s crazy how little women have to do to have value. Men either hve to be model attractive or they have to have massive success. Women just have to exist

[@njmcfreak]

It is weird how most women are blind to that fact. Not some weird men’s right activist BS but my ex thinks she’s great and I’m like all your friends don’t like you and men only like you for one thing and she doesn’t understand it. She’s like I can try new things and everyone is so nice. I’m like no shiz

[@adrianrodriguez9082]

​@@njmcfreak⅗

[@user-xc3yb1vk2e]

Exactly ! They feel privileged for having a god given gift to have kids…..they feel they don’t have to do anything else

[@rejectwokeness1314]

​@@user-xc3yb1vk2eBirth rates are so low now, if that's what they're useful for then they're basically useless 😂

[@oimfc37]

When I'm at the gym working out. It's 90% men

[@tiyalewhitehurst338]

Guys still having to pay for Kids that arent there's is one of the biggest crimes in US HISTORY

[@jtal2899]

No it’s not. Help pay for the life you helped create or don’t have sex until marriage you deadbeat.

[@GeeMannn]

​@@jtal2899youre mentally slow. Reread the comment again slowly, goofy.

[@L1am21]

He should stop paying it and leave the country

[@tiyalewhitehurst338]

@@L1am21 I agree

[@blacknatsu6623]

@@L1am21just leave that state

[@user-xc3yb1vk2e]

I now realize when they say women mature faster I use to think they meant responsibility, come to find out they meant they just start lying and having sex first

[@gordiaugustin4062]

That's all it is. They learn the ways of manipulating the world with their lies and sexual appeal.

[@bwizzle4194]

Bruuuuh I just screenshot that. That was great

[@GeorgeLista]

And get older at a faster rate too

[@SVAsianPhilippinesGo6858]

Um, I lost mine at 28 because I was too scared to be an unwed mother and all the financial responsiblities that came with it. ...Maybe I was stupid.

[@jurassicthunder]

​@@SVAsianPhilippinesGo685828 is too far gone, your eggs are cooked by that time. you should've been a V until 23 and then marry that guy for life.

[@TheGr8-1]

He would be huge today.

[@grayken9512]

Hell yeah he would, prolly like a good 6 hundo or so.

[@Maestroxxx1]

Weird way to spell "cancelled"

[@pmlking]

Patrice would be banned from every social media platform

[@mahdman3]

@@grayken9512 Good one

[@tylarseymour6771]

...would??? he is

[@temp229009]

Patrice was right about that, the best gift an awful girlfriend can give you is doing something obviously terrible, so you can leave her for good. The ambiguous situations are truly difficult.

[@TdcThompson]

Yes. Aziz Ansari details this in modern romance. Waiting years is the main way to weed out the wrong folks for you

[@Brometheus420]

Was with my ex gf for 9 years, lived together for 7. I basically got the marriage experience without the marriage or kids, thank god. Stay away from those girls with traumatic childhoods because once that well of sweetness dries up and you see behind the curtain you are stuck with an abusive gaslighter forna partner that seems to crave conflict. Im so fked up from that relationship I haven't even tried dating in 4 years 😅

[@Hifcrea]

Same exact boat as you brotha. That well of sweetness does dry up and your left with a self loathing miserable crazy girl that literally has no other mood but to make your life miserable and difficult.

[@Job.Well.Done_01]

Been there before. Man, it was difficult.

[@shanewilliams6718]

It's wild but true. These chicks cannot overcome a bad childhood and always working for years on it. Like damn how you going to work on this for decades

[@tyronebrown5766]

7 years for me.

[@claybowlproductions]

Same here

[@Bidenomics2024]

The lottery ticket analogy is Bars 🔥🔥🔥

[@SouthsideSTA]

The athlete analogy goes hard too

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

I knew a guy in the army that told me he divorced his wife because he came back from Iraq and he was in debt. They had joint bank accounts and she spent it all

[@federal6616]

It be going down. I used to see my soldiers argue on the phone about money ect. I'd have to swap them out before the mission. They would be unfocused and get everybody killed. Those dudes be messed up by the women they left behind. It's true.

[@BLiNd_ize]

Very very common. It actually gets way worse than this when people give power of attorney to their spouses while deployed. They can open accounts in your name and act on your behalf and drain you even more!

[@TdcThompson]

Yep. Didn’t use to be a big deal when your man dies in combat.. now men come back to be civilians and get rocked

[@free_re_fells]

Oh Patrice is what we need

[@paddypibblet846]

Not caring is how you get the best out of interactions with women. Unfortunately, there will be a time that you'll have to care if you take her seriously or want a mother for your children. When I was 26 I was dating an extremely attractive 19 year old who knew she was hot AF. She was probably used to guys bending over backwards for her and capitulating to her capricious nature. One time she threw a little tantrum because I "walked too fast" at the mall. At first I didnt know why she was acting like a royal B... But when I finally groveled it out of her (which is what she wanted the whole time I'm sure) I was angry and in disbelief that she would ruin such a nice day for something so stupid. I left her ass in the store and drove away. She blew up my phone the whole day and I didnt answer. She texted me a whole book apologizing and she acted much better from there on out. The thing is, they can tell when youre faking and when youre not. I was plenty ready to drop her after that tantrum at the store. So if youre gonna play that game fellas, you better be all in, because they can tell when youre bluffing they have a sixth sense when it comes to identifying fake cool and real cool. What probably helped me was that I never took her seriously in the first place and was dating other women as well. Had I done the mistake many men do (fall in love aka oneitis) I'd be paying child support and alimony. Don't put all your eggs in one basket, don't marry, and if you have kids because you want to procreate, be prepared for the legal problems that will inevitably arise. The less you love them, the farther you'll get. Its counter intuitive but thats the way she goes.

[@afrikankingzent]

I approve of this message

[@aPeachWhoLovesYeshua]

She was a teenager!😂It’s nothing out of the ordinary for a teen to act immature.

[@paddypibblet846]

@@aPeachWhoLovesYeshua When I was a 19 year old man I wouldn't throw hissy fits for no reason. Difference between a man and a woman is more than just age. And though 19 is technically a teen... Since nine-TEEN... You're really reaching with your implications. Of course, since you're an old woman, you'd feel the need to try to shame me for having dated younger.

[@aPeachWhoLovesYeshua]

@@paddypibblet846 Anyone who’s mature at 19 is the exception not the rule. I would not expect any 19 year old man or woman who not too long ago left high school, to be fully mature. I’m Gen Z and in my early 20s but I guess to most men even that is old lol. The fact that you even called me old and you felt so attacked by my comment saying I “shamed” you, I would think you’re the one that’s 19 lol.

[@aPeachWhoLovesYeshua]

@@paddypibblet846 How long ago did you date this 19 year old because she just might be older than me now😂

[@usefulprogrammer9880]

This is absolute facts. I stopped caring about women 4 years ago, after a long term relationship ended. She kept trying to either goad me with jealousy into reunifying or indirectly begging. I said F it. Blocked her on everything and said I’d never fully commit to a woman again. Now, I just simply don’t care at all. I go out socially, friends always trying to set me up, but other than an occasional one night stand, it is goodbye and see you never. It drives them insane. The most unhinged I’ve ever seen a human being, is when an attractive woman said to me “We’re the only single people here, you aren’t going to talk to me”. I simply told her “I’m ignoring you because I don’t think you have anything interesting to say.” She went full irate, started telling mutual friends I was gay or a predator, she was laughed out of the party. They can’t handle rejection at any level.

[@thelimey351]

Women think about men the way men think about their jobs. You may love your job & the people you work with but you will still leave for the bigger better deal if you think you can make it work. *Think about that when you deal with a woman.*

[@FOURTEEFIVE]

Whats the philosophical solution to this dilemma

[@thelimey351]

@@FOURTEEFIVE What do you mean by solution? It's an evolutionary trait, it's "baked in" - there's nothing that can be done.

[@FOURTEEFIVE]

@@thelimey351 how does one approach this truth philosophically. What is a solution to reconcile this truth and the truth of your masculine desires which perhaps deceive you or make you act in appropriately

[@thelimey351]

@@FOURTEEFIVE I've no idea what you are talking about, it's got nothing to do with masculine desires, the reality is that women are more ruthless when it comes to relationships & you can't change that - it is what it is.

[@FOURTEEFIVE]

@@thelimey351 I'm asking what is your philosophical position on this other than "it is what it is" that helps you to cope with the truth. Men are designed to "fall in love". Do you not see the conflict?

[@ChrisBarnette-zk8iy]

The punch line is it's the truth and we laugh at it.

[@GeeMannn]

Patrice was the first man I ever heard any truth from. Thank God I caught wind of him on O&A when I was a jit in highschool. Some of the most valuable advice ive ever received in this life came from him. May he rest in Peace.

[@rockierok3899]

I miss Patrice! I always listen to him every few weeks, just so grateful I discovered him years ago while he was still alive, man will always be a legend!

[@oneelrockwell79]

Lottery 🎫 Ticket analogy is So spot on. This dude was Red Pill way before its popularity. Wow....

[@Lackadaisicxl]

Patrice isn’t a red pill dude

[@jamescheaye927]

@@Lackadaisicxlcorrect, before all this red pill, manosphere shit (no hate, I still appreciate it for the info and conjecture), it was just real shit. It’s what we as men talk about when they’re not around

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Bingo.

[@Righteousgenius]

@@jamescheaye927exactly! People had all the traits of “red pill” years b4 it was called that. People act like the “red pill” way of thinking was just invented. Like u I agree with what it represents but to call it “red pill” or “blue pill” is kinda ridiculous. Ig we can thank KZbin for that

[@SnakePlissy]

I was “Red pill” since I was a kid all on my own accord dude as many others were .. 😅 . You simply don’t know it because the average guy doesn’t do podcasts or whatever the fck

[@kingintef5017]

Oklahoma state law also. If you sign the birth certificate, you might as well NEVER ask for paternity test. Because they're already your children even if you find out they're not.

[@nakitapalmer656]

Its RIDICULOUS!!!😠😠😠

[@DingoDundee]

This is beyond truth right there. Stop giving a damn and watch them change.

[@Lorendrawn]

Guys i just realized women are beginning to shape the world such that they dont even need to develop the skills to get a guy. With all the fembois and girl boss propaganda out there the new generations are alright with wishy washy weak men who'll pay for a lady to step on them and will bend over backwards for her. Stay safe yall

[@groundcontrol5365]

The world has gone 95% full cuck foresure

[@elyasshussain5988]

R.I.P goat, Skill based matchmaking😂😂

[@kingbekoo]

When I found out God’s word the holy Bible warns and literally teaches us (specifically men) about these two timing back stabbing tricks/ Jezebels…I was all in. Apttmh 🙏🏾 he will discipline you when you miss behave and don’t follow his instructions. Like the father figure he is. This is what they don’t teach us men. They remix his word into these self help books…but ultimately, his words it’s reigns supreme!

[@ErickGuzmanx]

amen brother, “be careful of adulterous women, for they have ruined kings.” -proverbs

[@samrapheal1828]

@@ErickGuzmanx "Correctamondo".

[@HanzLO88]

Simple as that.

[@milademjayyy]

*Patrice O'Neal was alive and saw all the men and boys who became so P**#SSIFIED** he'd go insane!*

[@LightYagami_99]

CGA would agree with him

[@openminded_skeptic]

Drizzle Drizzle 📘 🛫

[@americusdeville865]

✈️✈️✈️

[@brucewayne-ej3cx]

On god

[@Respect2theFallen]

Literally man, witnessed this. She was super rushy about marriage we barely knew eachother and I remember from jump asking why she wanted marriage after she said that's what she was lookin for and she couldn't say much besides I just feel it's time. That's not a couple dates type of talk but whatever. She was pretty cool but we went our separate ways. This gen is no diff than back then except they can go on tinder,bumble,hinge,etc... and attempt to sucker someone into marriage Smh

[@Saberdud]

Women pushing marriage 27-30+ are only doing so because they settling for beta bucks after failing to secure the alpha when they had the most negotiating power in their early 20s

[@natashadickson4819]

But men have no problem asking for sex that early. 😂

[@mydrouno]

I miss Patrice so much

[@coledwrld7]

As a 32 yr old man with no kids and no ex wives I feel so grateful to have never put myself in a bad situation with a woman where she can take everything from me that I built. If I have kids I’ll take care of them but I’m certainly never getting married. I know my worth as a man that’s doing what I need to do in order to succeed while also taking care of my body and not falling for women I know don’t deserve my time.

[@RobC2201_]

Patrice would've thrived in the podcast era. Gone too soon

[@JackSatanson]

Patrice is laying down legendary wisdom Ant is making it relatable to the knucklehead listeners. Opie- let’s go to caller Lou in some east coast city.

[@rameshhansaravendra]

Indifference is the difference that makes the difference

[@sunnaharoma5517]

Bruh, I randomly saw this video by mistake saw the title and like hecky yeah click!!! In just 1:15 I heard enough to subscribe and in 3:15 was completely blown away! Fam please keep this content consistent

[@Factology]

He's dead 13 years ago

[@jdgoesham5381]

It's simple. Men's value is how much they can provide and a woman's value is her looks and to give us progeny.

[@bcframers5423]

The goat 🐐

[@vicrattlehead8665]

ayo shoutout to the internet for turning me into a schozoid, and people like Patrice for getting me out of being a full on shut in.

[@funkymunky]

So, the internet was the cure and the poison all along? 😜

[@smoqueed44]

You turned yourself into a schizoid, bro.

[@frwystr]

@@funkymunkyyes😂😢

[@Li0nshare]

Can’t put them ahead of you even if your religious in fact your the head of the household in the Bible it says but who KNOWS what’s going on in her head. I’m just now starting to date again after a long recovery, Patrice is right I am the prize. She is too but not the “ultimate prize” 🏆

[@SereneSimian]

Good clips king, you're gonna go far. Subbed.

[@reversalspell6730]

Thank you so much. But I want you to know, I won't make any money off this. I am giving freely. I am only doing this for the good of mankind. Men need to hear the truth.

[@sk8legendz]

@@reversalspell6730 hero we need

[@TheBoon14]

@@reversalspell6730you’re a good man.

[@cjempire1188]

My Moto. " F*** her feelings"

[@pimpedoutgeese4584]

I’ve been involved in family court over my children. Thank God I never got married! Came close. Twice! Dodged those bullets. I will never… NEVER sign a contract with the state.

[@ShawnDeLaCruz]

Some real winners in this conversation.

[@dahyeshaouudoo-ing1463]

This is why I'm not getting married lol girlfriends / kids and that's it.

[@10RBREEZY]

I was living in California in my younger 20s. I have witnessed real time multiple tragedy stories of men and the after effects of divorce.

[@Item9Up]

😂 I’ve been saying this for years, “compare dating to sports”. A franchise will draft a 20yr old unproven QB over signing a 30yr old vet. If the vet gets signed, it’s only until the 20yr old is ready (side chick) 😂😂😂😂. Yeah, there are outliers, but that falls under the minority.

[@Davidson640]

We need patrice more than ever

[@shiggzay]

If this guy was still around his podcast would be top 5

[@tywalker2001]

making my mom listen to these with me 😂😂😂

[@Michael-vx4ui]

Listening to this makes me miss him

[@fotpjusto457]

Facts. In going through right now

[@fabulous21206]

Thanks for the truth

[@SilverWatcher.]

The truth hurts

[@shawnbruce6934]

This Guy was Awesome!

[@stevenphelps1072]

I listen to Tom leykis too

[@samrapheal1828]

"Professor Leykis 101." Spot-on.

[@maffef4089]

This guy is a genius !

[@HikingHalfdead]

Patrice was a legend one of the best .

[@YABUKIJOE2077]

Man was ahead of his time

[@supreemcourt9181]

I see what attributes to the male suicide/ homocide rate

[@tersooachineku]

Seems like we all have the EXACT SAME FEMALE PROBLEMS. 😢

[@617Breezy]

I wish i listened to Patrice before I got Married

[@davidgarcia8782]

The man was a national treasure. Him and Tom Lykis.

[@stevenphelps1072]

There is no benefit to me to get married, dont do it.

[@BrainBox404]

Great ,😂, Talk Radio

[@aDriveAway]

4:58

[@zellyzell1993]

💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

[@mateaukalua4426]

Lebron is 39 and athletic AF. 😂😂 Patrice never seen that though RIP 🙏🏿

[@robmontana7451]

Still ain't like when he was 18 goof

[@mateaukalua4426]

@@robmontana7451 But he's a much better player than when he was at 18. Lebron is also taller than when he was 18. He has learned the game and maybe a little slower but has skills that he refined.

[@jimmiejackson8489]

Patrice one of the atomic particles that led to this Big Bang 💥🫡

[@nexussix7933]

This man was the epitome of funny.

[@mackenziegreen1215]

this guy is a fucking legend lol

[@4363HASHMI]

If an woman delays getting married she’s not wifey material; that’s the biggest truth, regardless what they make themselves believe

[@semilio1]

I get it. This was back when Alec Baldwin was divorcing Kim Basinger and ToysRus were around. The situation changed a bit since then.

[@fadercreek]

🎯

[@robmarino314]

RIP PO

[@zellyzell1993]

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@samrapheal1828]

Also KS RIP.

[@yay795]

The absolute truth! Dated a woman for over 3 years lost my job due to down sizing and she dumped me ASAP after that.

[@TheUnplugged1]

I use this as a test plenty of times, it works…pretend you’re fired and see what she does,at least if she leaves you find out what she was about on the frontend as opposed too finding out while you’re really out of a job

[@GeorgeLista]

@@TheUnplugged1oh man, you’re still doing testing? You still believe in a Disney ending?

[@GeorgeLista]

That’s not news man, it’s just the basic out of the box setting.

[@Slidehhy]

💯💯💯💯

[@masternoob9673]

Cumia put himself through Hell just so he can get it in with a group of old dopes at a bar?? 😂🤣 Another piece of the puzzle

[@ramelhagins6698]

Sounds like this makes sense.

[@mikeyblaze]

Patrice the greatest ever

[@yousifmq]

Thought that was big smoke

[@geo525252]

Man I miss Patrice spittin the truth through comedy.

[@kaecake9575]

He is a hero 👍

[@ka9202]

That's why they don't like prenups, they see it as the man getting life insurance on the woman's life insurance policy (you!)

[@AAA-ii3ku]

Dam God bless that guy

[@primarchicarus7099]

I haven't watched a whole lot of Patrice, is one of the other guys talking Bill Burr?

[@jonathanaugustin647]

I wish he let the first dude finish his story.

[@theragingmoderate7797]

Wow, that's the key, if you get married only rent.

[@GeorgeLista]

You missed it, the key is not getting married.

[@nopeavi2812]

Patrice, good man. Sometimes he most quite blunt.. But now he's smoking them in peace on the flip side.

[@johnniemurray986]

I see why Patrice and Bill Burr were Friends lol. Miss Patrice

[@christoawakened]

Hilarious 😂

[@SafetyNugget]

7.5 years with a girl. I always knew she wasn't wife material and immglad I stuck to my gut. I gave this girl everything, out my credit on the line to get her a car, managed the money so we could rent a house. She left me for some manager at the restraint she's flipping burgers at, moved in with him and his parents, now has no car and is with some guy in his 30s with a kid, a gambling addiction and no future. Dude doesn't even have a car, he totalled it out the month before she left me LOL. Good riddance. I'll find another but I'm never putting it down for another girl I don't look at and think 'id marry you tomorrow if I had the chance'

[@rtj2397]

Sounds like you need to take accountability

[@pete531]

lol you think they will respect your help ? you think they want to make good decisions in life ? both wrong

[@absolutelysobeast]

Why would you be with someone for 7.5 years if you didnt think they were relationship material? I bet she knew you felt that way and just used you as a sugar daddy. If you use people, they will use you back

[@F3udF1st]

Who cares about cars lol

[@MountainViews90]

Glad I never went through any of this. Glad women see me as undatable. It works out!

[@essohopeful]

Marriage is viewed as a retirement plan for women. R I P Patrice O'Neal

[@YoungScato]

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