patrick baby

Original Spongebob episode is Goo Goo Gas - Season 5, Episode 11a
The song played is Soulja Boy - Kiss Me Thru the Phone
Enjoy watching Patrick turn into a baby :D

[@UltravioletDarkness]

Everyone else: *acting like babies* Patrick: *has midlife crisis before the age of 1*

[@linkisoptrmm]

Hahaha same

[@faithybear420]

@@firstname8044 I have reported you before on these comments and I will keep doing it.

[@Poloswag1017]

You too?

[@unseengaming1351]

@@firstname8044 go away you shit ass

[@escouleshaire]

So he’ll die when he’s a year old

[@dion9508]

Everyone: Crying Patrick: Why is spongebob the main character when I’m the star

[@toastie4848]

AAAAAH WHY IS "KZbin recommendations" THE TOP COMMENT BUT NOT THIS 😭

[@RK-ep8qy]

Sounds like Lea Michele 🤣🤣

[@erdemgirgin9184]

im ur 500th like

[@beto4ka119]

@@toastie4848 Cause that comment is only 1 day old

[@animeking3466]

This is not funny 😒

[@shoobzy3431]

Everyone: "crying" Patrick: *contemplates his entire existence*

[@tadeoramirez6275]

Susie té

[@tadeoramirez6275]

suscribete

[@tadeoramirez6275]

a. gatita

[@tadeoramirez6275]

love

[@worldstar6722]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iafFpYBtgtuUpMk

[@LOL-cringe]

I like how everyone is crying and Patrick just like, "well I guess this is my life now."

[@gabriels_gaming_asylum_]

YOU’RE EVERYWHERE

[@_daxaion]

why do you have 4.88m subscribers

[@tiagomachado1706]

FR (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[@christinemaecastillo5807]

Well same to me👁️👁️👄

[@tango_mondo5751]

He has accepted the fact that he is now younger by a landslide. But also realising that his change of age doesn’t affect himself entirely.

[@PulseCardiacSensor]

Everyone: **crying** Baby Patrick: *Why are we still here? Just to suffer?*

[@wearealwayswatchingoutfory4919]

The Conrad's I lost

[@alexpioner5833]

Baby Patrick it's Doppio from JoJo

[@atray6579]

I can't feel MA LEG.

[@ohm7995]

Bu seni hiç alakadar etmez.

[@himaririku5289]

*everyday*

[@musicased9591]

Can we just take a minute to think about how Plankton was able to create eternal life but he can't snag a secret formula for a burger.

[@Sb10123]

yes, yes we can

[@kbuencamino3268]

😂😂😂😂

[@damiancho7977]

lol

[@MyVampiresss]

*Yes Sir Yes Sir Yes Sir Yes Sirrrrrr*

[@gizmonovack]

Just ask someone to buy one for him

[@Lj-vx9cu]

The only thing that changed is his size.

[@pumpkinbro7743]

ouch

[@___1205]

Les bretelles (anglais américain, anglais canadien, anglais australien) ou les bretelles (anglais britannique, anglais australien) sont des bretelles en tissu ou en cuir portées sur les épaules pour maintenir le pantalon. Les bretelles peuvent être élastiques, entièrement ou uniquement aux extrémités de fixation, et la plupart des bretelles sont en tissu tissé formant une forme X ou Y à l'arrière. Les bretelles sont généralement attachées aux pantalons avec des clips ou des boutons à l'aide de languettes en cuir aux extrémités. Les bretelles ou les élastiques utilisés pour maintenir les bas sont appelés porte-jarretelles ou bretelles. En anglais britannique, un porte-jarretelles, ou bretelles en abrégé, est un vêtement utilisé pour retenir les bas. C'est ce qu'on appelle un porte-jarretelles en anglais américain.

[@azuakai]

@@___1205 pourquoi ça your name is bizzaire

[@___1205]

@@azuakai HEHEHEHEHE

[@azuakai]

@@___1205 lol

[@Your-absent-father456]

The video: Patrick baby 91 million people: I N T E R E S T I N G

[@cOuldeyegd]

Yes when the KZbin algorithm is good

[@maro_vela_22]

Now it’s 92M 😂

[@Bald1_Bas1cs]

@@maro_vela_22yes

[@daniel-xt3tp]

@@maro_vela_22Indeed.

[@holmes8714]

Everyone: crying Patrick: my level of intelligence has surpassed all life on earth

[@thetman1097]

Im 666th like

[@user-bq7qb4ug6e]

@@pixelgunfacts6180 kiss me thru the phone - soulja boy

[@firstname8044]

Patrick's Level of Intelligence Calculated right here kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vMcpJritpniMU

[@sourgummyeater]

@@firstname8044 ew

[@legendarydestructor5845]

Unfunny

[@rainfnx]

Everyone: *Crying* Patrick: What exactly is the meaning of life..

[@christopherstein2024]

He gets dumber with age.

[@spookynol]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[@Theory_enjoyer]

It was funny till I saw that it was edited

[@patrick3616]

yes

[@user-mq4qq9fi6m]

I'm your 666 like

[@shishash5472]

Everyone: Patrick is not crying Me: THAT GAS SHOULD NOT BE ENOUGH TO TURN OLD KRABS AND OLD SPONGEBOB INTO BABIES

[@hector4818]

Do you know the song name by any chance ?

[@dinoguy163]

Actually isn’t Mr. Krabs already pretty old, he’s 78 if we count the current year and 65 when this episode aired.

[@nicketan]

@@hector4818 kiss me thru the phone by Soulja Boy

[@pj5403]

@@dinoguy163 lets keep into account he has a coin that looks like it is caveman

[@wazzupweek]

ikr, but probably they use the grenade gas which contains more gas inside

[@LOL-cringe]

Not gonna lie,baby patrick is kinda cute.

[@user-madmax4672]

ikr

[@monthekey7]

Chris Hanson: Please Take a seat.

[@soft_surge]

@@monthekey7 Hansen*

[@keyboardkween8744]

Date him, then.

[@AmongUsPlayer21]

Frr

[@sebastiansuarez9676]

Everyone: crying Patrick: why do we drink a drink but don't eat an eat

[@antipolardream5019]

@@RandomPerson-rp6zk dude shut up and don't be rude

[@antipolardream5019]

@@RandomPerson-rp6zk Eh who cares I don't wanna waste time with u, just go do something useful with ur life

[@antipolardream5019]

@@RandomPerson-rp6zk and btw, u roasted me oh my god! I am too scared to reply

[@antipolardream5019]

@@RandomPerson-rp6zk ahhh yes OK I accept ur apology, but at least u were stupid enough

[@updastorm685]

@@RandomPerson-rp6zk lol you're a comedian! You're so dry shut your mouth lol

[@nemesis6652]

Patrick wasn't crying because he didn't had any nose to breathe

[@biel27]

Or brain kkkkk

[@theelitepaagal8525]

Lol way to go...... underrated af!!

[@firstname8044]

Patrick's Traumatic Childhood kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vMcpJritpniMU

[@Poloswag1017]

Don’t click the link

[@Sethilliano]

@@Poloswag1017 ye dont

[@danishmirza3169]

patrick just chilling dont know why everyone is crying. Edit: Mom Im famous!11!!!

[@StuUngar]

Sounds like my first day of pre-school. I remember all my classmates crying when they got dropped off. I remember thinking “wtf are all these kids crying?” Cept Im pretty sure didnt say fuck in my head

[@pwint4pawss318]

Probably thinking about sponge cake

[@angelaplays]

Mood

[@patrickstar4471]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh??

[@shayn_3]

@@StuUngar lol I remember some girl in my school called lathusa and She HONESTLY barked like she was dying when her mother left her to go to work no cap

[@LOL-cringe]

Everyone: ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ Patrick: o_o

[@foster3245]

Everyone: making original comments You:

[@New_memess]

kzbin.infoGTW_E-k84L8?si=LgDQweJNiSZCRTiW

[@THEINDIGOBOY11]

@@foster3245 wym how is this unoriginal bro

[@DumboPoopie]

@@THEINDIGOBOY11it’s stolen pretty sure, ive seen comments from this same user that are the exact same as ones on the same vid

[@THEINDIGOBOY11]

@@DumboPoopie well he used special symbols to resemble a face so idk

[@memegoddess8014]

Everyone else: *crying* Patrick: isn’t sleeping low key just a free trial of death?

[@thepurpleyam4078]

Heh, I’ve seen this on 5 shower thought videos, you can’t trick me anymore

[@crystalbroscbs]

ohh shit

[@raccoon2276]

@The Legendary L damn you must be new to the Internet, that's the base line shower thought everyone had

[@jaylenhamlett9982]

Yo I low key never thought of that

[@Mind_BindDev]

We all had one. We pay when the life free trial is over.

[@matheusmariani3108]

While everyone's screaming, Patrick gets all philosophical.

[@putridpumpkin5866]

Does he have a brain?

[@patrickstar4471]

@@putridpumpkin5866 yes I have one

[@kingryuga9710]

His inner Machinations of his mind are an enigma.

[@matheusmariani3108]

@@patrickstar4471 a disconnected one but okay

[@whereshanna]

@@patrickstar4471 ayo this is identity theft-

[@munktastic3750]

Guys, the reason why Patrick isn’t crying because he is the master of doing absolutely nothing.

[@kattipawcoz5256]

S A N S

[@jargoo]

*Luigi enters the chat.*

[@mediocremuffin6770]

Haha

[@iliketoast4284]

Oh your right

[@pablogomesoliveira2677]

Yes but he is sitting, therefore he is doing something

[@tulgaict7059]

"I may be dumb but at least im not a crybaby" -patrick

[@ramz4317]

Everyone: * crying* Patrick:*having an existential crisis*

[@Seth-jd5xn]

@@CitrikkAcid 😐😐😐

[@ZhangK71]

A midlife crisis

[@willymillynilly4501]

Seth Brickman Same

[@noellafernandez4304]

Ll

[@fwlamebratt]

He be like, *who r we...WHAT R WE.....Y THE FUK R THERE A FIRE FIGHTERS UNDERWATER....WHAT THE HELL IS MY PURPOSEEE*

[@prestonyen5211]

Everyone: crying Patrick: Just sitting there, still wondering if mayonnaise is an instrument

[@jennymctimzy4345]

*indeed*

[@angelbagelofficial]

Top comment god

[@laceyrobbins]

A mystery that would never be solved

[@fattytoonstoons325]

Dislike this kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5PFgIyhqdSKrac

[@noodles4814]

Fatty toons Toons done

[@crispyclouds438]

Everyone crying: Patrick: A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird

[@toolatetothestory]

That thought is too intelligent for him

[@gkrball1765]

Not-translating joke I like it

[@professionalbozo]

Smart 10000000

[@OfficialNetworkFluff]

You hurt my brain

[@theredcrewmate6638]

Iam14andthisisdeep

[@Offiacllydiamond]

Everyone: ;-; Patrick: *you only have 4 minutes to live, but when you breathe the timer starts again*

[@rumanabegum5922]

Fun fact: Star Fish have no brains meaning all baby patrick can do is stare into the endless *void*

[@clickingonchaos3741]

star FISH you mean

[@legendarydestructor5845]

What about adult Patrick?

[@JackFloppy]

Sad👉👈

[@Roanokewood]

Then the same would go for Patrick in general

[@Prowan525]

They are not fish btw

[@fwlamebratt]

Everyone: *crying* Patrick: *Reality is a fukin lie, im in a tv show*

[@diavolo5663]

quite underrated

[@boredianz]

Illegal That This Is Underrated

[@Lucky_47]

This comment be like: *Screw the 4th wall, it's just a wall anyways.*

[@stormycode16plays59]

@@Lucky_47 yea break it down

[@garbage_goat8386]

0:20

[@ianthecoolthief6226]

Bruh everyone is crying and Patrick is just, *there.*

[@kirin1864]

Baby

[@cjaune909]

He's just sitting there, menacingly.

[@Austin_the_Dalmatian06]

⊙ l ⊙

[@Austin_the_Dalmatian06]

Meanwhile we've got that one fish in the bottom right corner not knowing what to do.

[@dking657]

Becuase Patrick is disability and genius

[@Maharlikano_XYZ]

0:17 SpongeBob accurately sounded like a real life baby.

[@DKDynamic1]

Patrick is having existential crisis, for starting his life all over again.

[@mariah9891]

xd

[@loweheterjag3250]

xd

[@ultralightbulb4589]

xd

[@m4ttii_]

xd

[@David-jp8pp]

xd

[@theblobfishohno4352]

Are we not gonna talk about the bottom right fish having a mental breakdown seeing all of his friends turning into children at the end? (Damn why did this blow up? also if any of you see this don't check those links in the comments they're most likely all some kinda dangerous links)

[@pixeliien]

he looks so concerned

[@aaronlandry3934]

He’s like “Uh... What do I do here?”

[@0x1gyu]

💀

[@malikwright3951]

@@0x1gyu he is so confused

[@0x1gyu]

@@malikwright3951 he’s in paint without the t

[@cryochemist1032]

Everyone: ;_; Partick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...

[@TheBrokenOwl]

**milk spill**

[@Shulkern]

machinations* of my mind (I'm pretty sure)

[@the_polish_prince8966]

It’s machinations, not thoughts you absolute twat.

[@flyingdoggy9613]

Enigma

[@aHolyGhost]

PARTICK

[@The001AndOnlyMicho]

Bro Patrick ain’t even angry or sad, he’s just accepting his fate as a baby

[@Ismayonnaiseaninstrument37]

Yeh,CUZ I LIKE IT

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

Lol tbh I would like it too

[@theboyswiththeboominsystem4393]

Everyone: *crying* Patrick: why are they called apartments if they're built together

[@powandwow750]

EYO. BRUH

[@omar1737]

Also Patrick: why did Kusuo write two comments

[@pisslordsupreme]

Patrick: Apartment "complex"... really? I find it quite simple.

[@eshalrehman6789]

Copy

[@christianlopez2793]

Saiki K

[@canofcaramelmelons5744]

Nobody: Patrick: Who is me? Where art thou? Why does it smell like this? What's a Spongebob Squarepants?

[@dangagirl77]

what the heck

[@siruno6024]

Thou art I... And I am thou...

[@canofcaramelmelons5744]

@@siruno6024 * le gasp *

[@firstname8044]

Patrick's Traumatic childhood kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vMcpJritpniMU

[@canofcaramelmelons5744]

@@firstname8044 r u sure about that?

[@theglocknessmonster6081]

Everyone: crying Patrick: why is mayonnaise not an instrument

[@domysweet6314]

LMAOOOO UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@garretepic9734]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXvac42BpZJ3Y6c

[@theglocknessmonster6081]

@LCFGAMING Thank you

[@GG_GamerKINNY]

Lol xD

[@victoria8838]

This comment is UNDERRATED!!!

[@Jozef_Vallejo]

Everyone else: "Intense crying" Patrick: "Is orange called orange because oranges are orange, or are oranges orange because oranges are orange?" 💀

[@yo-sia-h]

Everyone: *crying* Patrick: oh

[@cris-3594]

Patrick: **Having an existencial crisis**

[@firstname8044]

Oh :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vMcpJritpniMU

[@DaGaJbmKojJe]

@@firstname8044 it's a trap

[@eddysusanto8645]

@Jerry Moukashe video gay bro

[@HalfALitreOfJosh]

What if you wanted rickroll but god said Gay men twerking to gay sex album

[@shadowninjagamer1018]

Everyone: crying Patrick: every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@thepersonwhoasked540]

please spread the word

[@louise26478]

Thank you for your attention!

[@yaarashabtai1240]

@Ochako Uraraka noice

[@abianfikrihilmi8688]

@Ochako Uraraka Wait a minute,, you lived 365 years? How old are you?

[@saadsaleh1]

LOL

[@Androide0404]

Patrick already had the mentality of a baby so he didn’t get affected

[@Eggsnbaconyummy]

Underrated aha

[@richardoxikulus]

Patrick mentality is currently of a sperm

[@giornogiovanna8353]

@@moarkrabspointlesschanneld8467 no and wtf

[@giornogiovanna8353]

@@moarkrabspointlesschanneld8467 lmfao

[@PinkPask]

@@moarkrabspointlesschanneld8467 The deprivation of the messages as it goes on is astounding.

[@valentinaraffaelli7291]

Baby Patrick’s brain is so small that he forgot how to cry

[@S3V3R3DH3AD]

Everyone: *Crying* Patrick: Every sentence ever written is just a remix of the alphabet.

[@rerycasey1726]

You are joke

[@dagamerboi9196]

@@rerycasey1726 you are nothing

[@frecklesfrecklebabyface3243]

Roland Barthes is typing...

[@SrCove]

I liked your photo friend 🗿 how do I get it?

[@im_always_feline_ill5397]

Enzo Sebastian Munoz brutal truth

[@sanonerd4094]

I like how when everyone's a mature adult, Patrick acts like a baby, but when everyone's become babies, he sits and ponders over life's unanswered mysteries. Typical Patrick.

[@ari4342]

we're all evolving, including patrick, but he's just doing it backwards

[@nizmo8533]

@@ari4342 damn you just blew my mind

[@ege999men8]

The inner workings of his mind are an enigma

[@greenminttea149]

Lol

[@mrnewb4725]

They grow up so fast..

[@bosiljkozaklan7697]

I love how plankton can make bioweapons capable of incapacitating entire armies and yet he uses them to steal burgers

[@fellipedasilva99]

He’s capable of creating ground breaking technology but uses it to get a fast food recipe...

[@theironycomedy6]

Yeah, why not just make himself look like one of the generic fish characters and then buy a Krabby patty, then bring it home and find out what it's made of that way.

[@Engifarting456]

and fails for 20 years long (even mentioned by mr krabs in a Episode)

[@gneu1527]

​@@theironycomedy6 He did that once but the fish was a low quality robot and the other time he made a good disguise but didn't change his voice and the costume didn't fit to him well.

[@AverageAngler512]

Kinda like what the government did with covid?

[@daniiforevs]

Everyone: Crying Patrick: *When we stop breathing, we die..*

[@renovatiebedrijfheijnen6754]

gdhshsnsgdn

[@renovatiebedrijfheijnen6754]

xghd

[@renovatiebedrijfheijnen6754]

cnx x

[@renovatiebedrijfheijnen6754]

fghf

[@renovatiebedrijfheijnen6754]

dbhd

[@AmicusAdastra]

Everyone: 😭 Patrick: If mountains are closer to the sun then why is it cold ?

[@roy9776]

Everyone: crying Patrick: “You can drink a drink but you cannot food a food”

[@skrrtskrrt646]

But you can ''Feast on a Feast''

[@maymay022]

@@skrrtskrrt646 Genius

[@roy9776]

@@skrrtskrrt646 yes, yes you can

[@ninx_playz1503]

Underrated

[@_Pix_]

Everyone: crying Patrick: You can copy a comment but you can’t get as many likes

[@Guyonline773]

Baby Patrick isn’t even scared of the chaos, crying has been disabled

[@jackolantern3398]

LMFAO

[@pugus7733]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKGpdoZ8i91lia8 Yes LOL

[@mutieye]

what’s that link?

[@jackolantern3398]

@@mutieye dont click it you'll get the curse

[@mutieye]

@@jackolantern3398 roger

[@4nt0s]

Baby Patrick is the most neutral thing I've ever seen. Not screaming, not crying, just existing.

[@zylium_6847]

Everyone: *crying* Patrick: Does Lightning Mc'Queen need a Car insurance or a Life insurance?

[@vox.5626]

underrated comment

[@zylium_6847]

@@vox.5626 thanks

[@pinkram100]

OH GOD

[@akish302]

wait

[@minecraftparker1234]

My brain just committed suicidede

[@maerx5053]

Nobody: Patrick Baby: Why are we here, just to suffer

[@pebbleinthecorner]

LMFAO y e s

[@firstname8044]

This is only the beginning of your suffering and it's right here... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vMcpJritpniMU

[@pnt213]

@First Name i was waiting to get rickrolled

[@Batman-gw6th]

Maerx Every night. Every day. I can't feel my legs. MY ARMS. :(

[@The_one_and_0nly]

@@pnt213 even worst

[@giadamenin742]

everyone: **crying** patrick: “what if car had legs”

[@memelandia8640]

Underrated comment🤣

[@potasyumadam]

Im the 100. like

[@schooltestinghehe3799]

Wat if car had legz

[@georgythebest8132]

...

[@rai1761]

@@georgythebest8132 lol

[@Im_Bonsai]

The fact that plankton got beaten up by babies in this episode is wild

[@mysticalkit8548]

Everyone: - Distressful sobbing - Patrick: *Is water wet?*

[@davidhong1934]

Patrick: If we're in the ocean, why do we need to pay for tap water?

[@Basilthefirefly]

Patrick: How did we get ingredients for Crabby Patties? There are no food materials to make burger ingredients underwater.

[@coolwhip6066]

They’re cannibals

[@Bruh-zi4ek]

...

[@Bruh-zi4ek]

@@Basilthefirefly but krabs

[@harbinger7476]

Everyone: Crying Patrick: If the minecraft world is infinite then how does the sun set and rise

[@0c.]

it passes through inter-dimensional portals, we just dont see it

[@vvanquish]

underrated af

[@fatenhmonde9877]

Not all minecraft worlds are infinite XBOX 360 minecraft edition doesn't have the infinite world update

[@1universalsoul]

@@fatenhmonde9877 I thought everybody forgot about Xbox 360 lol

[@sonerbulut7116]

Minecraft worlds have borders, too far away

[@simonsitompul404]

Everyone: *Crying Patrick: ,,You can water a plant but you cant plant a water"

[@fernandocardona3630]

But you can plant a bomb

[@pantzrat6273]

BM64 // Blooper Mario 64 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@joshua545castro4]

@BM64 // Blooper Mario 64 Bad video

[@cheesyoutanimations2045]

Yes u can

[@leoxszn__3699]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJjcYn56YtyNeLc

[@michaeljfferson]

Everyone: **crying** Patrick: The more cheese a cheese has the more holes it will have, but the more holes a cheese has the less cheese the cheese will have.

[@michaeljfferson]

Patrick: Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading

[@bountrymaoxomphu1657]

*CHEESE IS CHEESE*

[@RRECOS]

Everyone: *high pitched demonic screaming* Patrick: I don’t know who I am, I don’t know why I’m here, all I know is I must *S I T*

[@firstname8044]

Baby Patrick Memes kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vMcpJritpniMU

[@sab_bbrinaz]

XD

[@fasures]

*ＳＩＴ*

[@fasures]

DUDE WHY

[@ljpullman]

Everyone: Screaming Patrick still trying to figure out if mayonnaise is and instrument:

[@tathaisam8964]

@@firstname8044 what about the spoon

[@sufferingsun5704]

@@firstname8044 what the fu-

[@ElQuesoBandito]

@@firstname8044 wtf is wrong with you

[@afacanbebek5107]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3euipmkoatknbc

[@OscarHernandez18600]

@@firstname8044 Bruh, nobody wants to see that nasty ass video!

[@_huugoomoliina_6868]

Everybody: *crying* Patrick: The life is a prison

[@hasgordonfoundthelambsauce8165]

no “the inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma”

[@blobbie8431]

@@hasgordonfoundthelambsauce8165 milk

[@osamanasr9245]

Nice one lol and are you talking to me

[@firstname8044]

How to lose faith in humanity kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vMcpJritpniMU

[@User6891-l5e]

The Krusty Krab is an actually a prison. If you look at it, it looks like a crab trap. And who’s the boss? Mr. Crabs.

[@MLER22]

We got Patrick that aint crying before GTA VI💀💀🙏

[@yemiadeogun7675]

We didn't even have GTA 5 when Patrick baby started 😭🙏

[@MLER22]

@@yemiadeogun7675 💀

[@yemiadeogun7675]

@@MLER22 💀🙏

[@zanefell469]

@@yemiadeogun7675 In some countries the episode came out before GTA 4

[@yemiadeogun7675]

​@@zanefell469💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🇺🇸

[@blazer3756]

Everyone: **Crying** Patrick: _The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma_

[@jytvreal]

another patrick qoute

[@agooeycinnamonroll1338]

genius

[@No-cc1fq]

Milk

[@Propain_Future]

Machinations*

[@blazer3756]

@@Propain_Future Thanks

[@matthewthegamertv-minecraf5019]

"He's just sitting there... MENACINGLY!"

[@allaboutsboyzz4737]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/raXFlJSNo96VsNU

[@end142ender]

*gasp* WEWOWEWOWEWO

[@notstoday465]

Pink sus

[@zainabjamil877]

Oh ok

[@HamadiYT]

@@allaboutsboyzz4737 ?

[@regmus]

everyone: crying patrick: why does a grill work underwater

[@Endra-fv1dl]

Shhhhhhh Cartoon logic

[@kdksjsjs5678]

Good question 🤔🤔

[@densshams5863]

loll

[@Onetruefreeman]

Plot twist: sponge bob is a scp

[@mizukilainactiva5205]

Why crying?

[@DELITRYA66]

Patrick as a baby was literally how my brother looked as a baby

[@Ismayonnaiseaninstrument37]

REALLY?

[@DELITRYA66]

@@Ismayonnaiseaninstrument37 I'm not lying, he would just be quiet for like half the day then cry for no reason. This was when he was baby 💀

[@MichellaneousMe]

Patrick: how is spongebob square when his parents are circles?

[@To_WW]

It’s called recessive traits

[@derfisch311]

Yessir

[@dejvjanda7049]

Mailman

[@Zaza36669]

Bcz their neighbor was a square 😶

[@pulsingsoul3417]

Excuse me his father is a potato 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@harleylaufeyson6136]

I love how even when he gets turned into a baby, Patrick is still questioning if Mayonnaise is an instrument

[@NightcrawlerNC]

“No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument”

[@Siblings612]

I wonder

[@Scarf_VR-iv4pm]

Lol

[@ManiPlaysYT]

@@NightcrawlerNChorse radish isnt either

[@LilXancheX]

@@ManiPlaysYT 🤣

[@MichaelSavoy1]

I like how Patrick just accepted his fate

[@Mistyf1]

Everybody: **starts crying hysterically** Patrick: **having an existencial crisis**

[@firstname8044]

Experience Patrick's Existential Crisis Right here kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vMcpJritpniMU

[@sourgummyeater]

@@firstname8044 ew

[@Mistyf1]

@@firstname8044 what the shit

[@KKUNIQUE.]

@@firstname8044 you just keep putting the topic of the comment and putting that fucking link-

[@davidhong1934]

Our existence is defined by memory. What we remember, we know to exist. If I cannot remember my birth, then do I exist?

[@Killer4345]

Everyone is crying. Patrick: if we are underwater how can there be a fire.

[@Bilalcane223]

Lol

[@insertedgycoolname6884]

@BM64 // Blooper Mario 64 im putting that into my "what i watch to be happy" playlist

[@gachasam5102]

Xd

[@ameliaangel2378]

Patrick really said😐

[@deiontaewilliams2705]

That is trash

[@yusha4922]

Literally everyone: *Crying* Patrick: Roses are red, Jesus has risen, birth is a curse, and life is a prison.

[@jasonhahn8797]

... creepy.

[@MyVampiresss]

The Truth Is Revealed :0

[@notcosmic5141]

r/im14andthisisdeep

[@claudiasoto2697]

Terminal montage

[@theautisticartist9370]

Mmmm hate how much this rhymes

[@Unfortunatelyyyy]

Patrick’s Brain: JUST CALL ME BABY..

[@Loomy9x]

everyone in the krusty krab: *crying* Patrick: *having flashbacks of the Vietnam war*

[@stingraytype]

Oh? I've detected an underrated comment,anyways,I'm on the floor crying right now.

[@SgtMjRomero]

666 likes

[@CosmicCosmo]

@@SgtMjRomero Was just gunna say that lol

[@TV-ko7ci]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipOvqK2nfLeKr6s 4

[@babypatrick3430]

how did you know

[@jerinjose4721]

Everyone: *Crying* Patrick: *Having a midlife crisis at 2 years old*

[@silentmaniac]

THIS COMMENT 🌞

[@radahn42]

He must be anti-vaxx then

[@moiraconde2561]

he wasnt vaccinated thats why

[@water_is_wet]

W

[@radahn42]

@@moiraconde2561 thats what i said

[@RaikimiA.A]

DUDE WHY DOES PATRICK LOOKS SO INNOCENT 😭👑

[@nikonikonii9852]

Everyone: "Cry in agony" Patrick: I See no pain, but suffering...

[@enauaae]

Patrick: why are we here...just to suffer?

[@subscribegivingawayrobux2678]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZ-uXmyBrcSon6c share this

[@name-kp9lo]

Patrick looks like he has eyelashes and everyone doesn't

[@allan4974]

Eyyyy alien queen One question Earphone girl or Manly shark👀 Or other😛

[@poompoomfighterz8363]

•「Itz Christy & Dad」• oh. ur one of THOSE.... shippers

[@randyrandom3358]

Found out that mr krabs has one

[@No-uu2lz]

and spongebob

[@name-kp9lo]

@@allan4974 what do you mean ?

[@ika9311]

Patrick isn’t crying because he’s gaining all the intelligence he lost growing up

[@hellokittyuwu7409]

Lol

[@SawbladeShowdown]

@@hellokittyuwu7409 lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKLKYnl-mJt8pbc

[@blu3sky508]

@@SawbladeShowdown lol

[@Jujuwuju]

I know so im not surprised

[@blu3sky508]

@@Jujuwuju ok

[@awakeningguidance]

Everyone: crying Baby Patrick: nothing is on fire, *FIRE IS ON THINGS*

[@bluewyvern7858]

👌 nice

[@retardo2263]

bu iyiydi

[@franwBy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqKkgKyCrZt6pdU lol

[@marvincompa1677]

hmmm yes very thought provoking

[@Linkedln]

Theres 666 likes

[@SuperWiiBros08]

I'm calling it, they'll bring back baby Patrick one day for an entire episode dedicated to it

[@pontiffsulyvahn7442]

It will be shitty like Scrappy doo, watch

[@omarmohamedfarouk4157]

I got you in the right place

[@dwiwahyu5633]

Ayeeee you here

[@thebruh_man1653]

just like they do to ruin every other meme

[@omarmohamedfarouk4157]

@@thebruh_man1653 bruh

[@pikminfan6778]

Everyone: (Crying) Patrick: Is sand called sand because it's in between the sea and the land?

[@JETS5]

Isn't sand land though

[@griffinthegreat8458]

What what about deserts

[@whoevenu]

​@@griffinthegreat8458 I Don't Need Sleep, I Need Answers

[@xorp3sxtevba107]

Man you gave me a mental conflic

[@evanmoore3114]

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating… and it gets everywhere

[@amythegalacticcat7983]

Everyone: *crying* Patrick: what is a meaning for life

[@lukeyhas3276]

Babies: crying Patrick: proceeds to unlock his third eye

[@keto4771]

not "babys" 💀

[@missylove1303]

NO-😃👍

[@user-ry1xt2od6y]

@@keto4771 PLSSS

[@thecool_guy]

*babies*

[@davidlollipop2714]

Barbies

[@studentman2429]

I feel that Patrick isn't crying because he hasn't even developed emotions because his mind isn't that capable yet.

[@joaquintoledo2186]

P p 11111

[@calvinscarvings.66]

Lol

[@_Useful_channel_]

*че это ?*

[@MisterEvvvSymphoenix]

That's ... actually an excellent theory.

[@EKKO5]

Lol

[@ohnono69]

Everyone: Crying Patrick: Why doesn’t the villain just watch the movies so he knows how to kill the hero?

[@conure512]

spaceballs be like

[@zackzallie8735]

ahem.... Heisenburg

[@multecilerinanasn295]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z2SQaaKYqN-UoMk

[@powerpuppy7217]

Lol

[@a_random_lizard]

Also avoiding some dangerous ledges in case he slips, falls and dies

[@LVXBackslashAirslash]

Everyone: Crying, screaming Patrick: Literally the smartest baby. He is self aware that he is not a baby therefore not crying.

[@UMIF001]

Everyone talking about Patrick while there's one fish that doesn't turn into a baby and just sit there like (°⌓°?

[@dirt50yearsago80]

@@marrow1243 are you assuming their gender?

[@dirt50yearsago80]

@@marrow1243 are you assuming that I'm assuming your assumption?

[@chefdatboird3617]

@@dirt50yearsago80 are you assuming his assumption about your assumption about his assumption about assuming that fishes age?

[@theunfunny421]

Are you assuming his species?

[@jz4163]

What fucking drugs are you all on

[@user-mh5rb6pr2n]

"patrick baby" 32M people: I N T E R E S T I N G .

[@khldwb1425]

15M*

[@mikel-bx3jm]

Wtf 2M views in 24h

[@khldwb1425]

@@mikel-bx3jm algorithm blessed it. It’s in everyone’s recommended

[@abhilashbiswas2079]

Nd here i come to ruin ur 69 likes }:‑)

[@user-mh5rb6pr2n]

@@khldwb1425 thanks I'll change it

[@wingoflife3140]

*Patrick is thinking about his existence, that's why he isn't crying, he is a smart boi, he has always been, he isn't stupid, he is a philosopher*

[@12thcarroll2]

Holy shit that 48 years ago in your name low key started to trip me the fuck out. I was like no way bruh

[@bobthetrain8986]

@@12thcarroll2 lmao I did the same thing with my name. It confuses everyone

[@джокер-ы5г]

6 с

[@hwlrr]

@@12thcarroll2 no swearing when spongebob show is relevant it’s unholy

[@lunaloynaz-lopez2318]

Lyra S · 10 years ago your dot is too small

[@tomboyjessie1352]

Everyone becoming babies: *Crying* Baby!Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

[@dorotaholuk1452]

Everyone: crying Patrick: doesnt know whats happening

[@6000.]

He is the master of dong nothing

[@glitchy1281]

@@6000. like fuck he even got an trophy for it

[@zunnobia]

Iuwgi you dare to apoose me mortal

[@epic_pieb]

@Mister Twister stop self promoting on someone comment watch this kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5ObY4uYZqhrpdU

[@thomasedison3700]

Shout out to that one guy who didn't even get turned into a baby Edit: the hell is going on in the replies

[@kitthekat04]

looks like he’s having a fucking crisis

[@ms.blueberry3730]

Lol

[@rauldiaz1863]

He was already a baby

[@everybodydotheflopxd]

he's fucking panicking lol

[@troytafreshi8173]

@@rauldiaz1863 that's one big baby

[@Emilyrox]

Everyone: *Crying* Patrick: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

[@ahmy_way4118]

Good one👍 Brother.

[@zukaaririnkito3841]

Philosophy is wondering if that means that ketchup is a smoothie

[@calowenby1654]

You must not put salads in tomatos!

[@zukaaririnkito3841]

@@calowenby1654 Oi why not?

[@fandroid6491]

@@calowenby1654 You must not put a salad-stuffed tomato in a salad-stuffed tomato

[@jeckthefryingpan]

Patrick be like: "I feel smarter than usual"

[@alealphyxis]

Everyone: crying Patrick: what is obama’s last name

[@glennco8609]

care

[@StillNoPickles69]

Gate

[@kuyacoco9728]

Prism

[@afrini]

🅾️🅱️🅰️M🅰️

[@letvrie]

Obama President? :l

[@yaboifavian8036]

Everyone: *crying* Patrick:if a woman dies from childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?

[@muadzinjihadassalam9347]

underrated comment...you deserve more likes

[@ΚλεντιςΜπαϊρακταρι]

U press charges on DaBaby

[@giallotriplostrato]

Yep it will be made way much easier

[@nutshelledturtle1759]

Less Go

[@chipshornierthaneverbefore7771]

The kid deleted the comment! We did it reddit.

[@bryanjuarez1910]

Everyone: Crying Patrick: "if I'm a security guard at the Samsung galaxy store, does that make me the guardian of the galaxy?"

[@eggsbendeddic9296]

@@JETS5 it’s a joke, or a play on words, I forgot the exact term

[@Midnight_Master-1]

Just pointing out, but you put 2 the's before Galaxy.

[@4444s]

galaxy s 2

[@bryanjuarez1910]

@@Midnight_Master-1 thxs

[@YourLocalHandle]

Lol

[@westonnemitz1093]

I love how plankton discovered the secret to immortality and uses it to steal a fast food burger recipe

[@mintyaquagreen1675]

I know right!

[@Spoon80085]

So we’re not going to talk about how he just found the cure for immortality and used it to steal a recipe for food

[@Tonnnnnnnn]

No we are not.

[@Galileo_Galileo]

👆Dont click that

[@batatadoce3025]

Cure for immortality, also known as death

[@Hoshikyx]

@@Galileo_Galileo why? 😔

[@mezlekiatebebe8914]

@@Galileo_Galileo What is it

[@lemonsmoothie6593]

I swear this gets recommended to me every day, but I'm not complaining. Edit: why did this get so many likes?

[@Bellamarie36567]

same everytime i see it i have to watch it lol

[@DaPlushGuy]

Me too

[@flippyfrogman]

Omg same

[@lilliana6dream451]

Sammee XD

[@joseisraelasmen4490]

Same

[@madfutago6924]

Everyone: Crying Patrick: If you're chased by a serial killer, you're both running for your life

[@kaalikaaliraat]

a bit dark

[@slashpuppet1]

E

[@Annamoon_]

oh wow

[@ooShiraishioo]

Dark, but I like it

[@slashpuppet1]

@neha '-'