Patrick Stump Funny Moments (Part 1)

[@CXLVIII]

Who is the most talented? Pete: Patrick Andy: Patrick Joe: Patrick All of Tumblr: Patrick KZbin: Patrick Country: Patrick Whole world: Patrick Patrick: Pete is an amazing soccer player, like really good.

[@cierra6406]

"Hi...so...I'm a walking failure" mE TOO😂

[@killiouslucifer7616]

Cierra Morales Patrick,if you're a walking failure,then how come you're doing such great stuff up to this day ?😎😂

[@killiouslucifer7616]

Just saying 😎😂

[@cierra6406]

KILLIOUS LUCIFER true true

[@briannaminnar]

First sentence: I'm a walking failure Me too Patrick

[@thezombienerd1288]

What's Patrick's dream job?? A) Walmart B) Starbucks! C) A guy with a hook as a hand D) A FOB action figure Answer is...A: Walmart!!

[@kenseymarie1378]

shane dawson and him share a dream

[@destiny6027]

GUY WITH A HOOK AS A HAND OFOGOTOTOOROR

[@PeteWentzlivesinmycloset]

@@kenseymarie1378STOP 😭😭😭

[@yeaok8033]

Patrick: I thought I was gonna be an art critic Andy: I thought you said Walmart Patrick:... Everyone: *laughs*

[@matildecadau8655]

"I didn't do homework for a good 4 years"

[@ramenlixxie]

5:53 Pete:you have sex Patrick:oh! *Patrick starts to hit the chair*

[@mikeywayswife.7399]

My siblings are really loud so I had to hold the phone toy ear. Hearing him whisper that killed me. I'm in hell right now

[@hoppus_delonge1825]

Woah😂 patrick

[@ilikedogs1504]

Hi. So I'm a walking failure.

[@pissingbridge]

I like dogs same

[@antisocialmess5247]

Same

[@skybrown3256]

mood

[@Amoreenaofficial]

6:07 patrick is SO PLEASED WITH HIS ACTIONS.

[@Amoreenaofficial]

@ryan ross please come back omg THANK YOU SO MUCH!

[@thegirlwitheeyes1232]

"that's what she said"

[@julsrar]

I love how 1:50 Pete is so shocked

[@kelseyguilliams9964]

😮

[@kolyadabot2382]

Ikr, he then just smiles like 'sasstrick's here to kill you mAtE'

[@deobeesie369]

Wait, can somebody tell me what the guy did? I can’t understand jt

[@upperscorecharlie]

@@deobeesie369 im pretty sure he threw a drink at patrick?

[@wilkie251]

Petition for Patrick to start doing ASMR

[@susandickinss22]

TommyCarlMrBee I would die😤😤

[@boneserikarsonrex2227]

This comment is the petition

[@GalileaAleman]

HECKK YEAHHHH

[@genesisjade]

3:53 always cracks me up "THAT'S why you did it?!"

[@CXLVIII]

“What are you doing here, fucking leave! “ The crowd: ooOOOOOHHHHHHH

[@Judgeofdestruction]

4:50 patrick too cute speaking japanese

[@bea-er4gr]

He actually does with some other ppl in a group called 'fall out boy'

[@hayleetam9372]

I don't remember where I saw it, but he tweeted about knowing French, Spanish, Irish (i think?) and a bunch of other languages

[@Kyp62100]

He looks Japanese sometimes too

[@kelseyguilliams9964]

Patrick: Thats what she said.

[@seokjinniesduck]

wow i love patrick stump

[@killiouslucifer7616]

thanks pete me too dude, me too 😎😍

[@lonelycreamsickle4943]

Patrick's dream job was to work at Wal-Mart?

[@alexkunce2002]

My dream job is any job that never requires me to go to a Walmart...

[@sarahhoff8256]

"So.... I'm a walking failure " LOL me!

[@killiouslucifer7616]

Thanks Pete, no thanks Pete 😂😂😂😂

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

Whenever I see the clip where Patrick turns to the camera and says "but you and I haven't. You and I haven't, world." I blush my face off.

[@charliedvb]

0:28 if that aint me

[@erinrosebogle2679]

Patrick talking Japanese wwhHHUUUUUUT??

[@sharkyj1796]

I'd lose my shit if I saw Patrick at my local Walmart!

[@torimote2519]

"That's what she said" ~Patrick Stump

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

"Hi, I'm a walking failure" Patrick is my 2nd soulmate.

[@sketchywolfgrl9564]

I can never keep from laughing when Patrick is just staring dead straight into the camera and saying the lyrics to My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark like that and then the "You're a serious pervert" breaking the tension

[@jessica-ls3tc]

1:08 CAN PATRICK EXPRESS AN OPINION

[@sandydog426]

Lol yeah that was back when Patrick let Pete do most of the talking and take over the "front man" duties because Patrick was so self-conscious and nervous. Glad he's grown into himself!

[@sdfksdjbfuvygvyisdvcgvucgyvgy]

Why are you on like every single video i watch i swear

[@kingrat9741]

oMg

[@kak_yoinn]

*lands in front of you* Hello There

[@laura-fd5lq]

I see you on literally every video I watch . How ??

[@rkkwc]

"hi so I'm a walking failure,"

[@lauramolnar3681]

8:53 patrick like a confused puppy How cute

[@peenbean7359]

cAn wE tAlK aBoUt hOw PaTriCk cAlLeD AnDy ShAdEs?

[@nyamnyam8947]

Panic! At The Band Trash I Am YO MAN WASSUP

[@peenbean7359]

Breadbin Stoomp HEY MOMM

[@maya8109]

Panic! At The Band Trash I Am this thread is beautiful

[@nyamnyam8947]

Panic! At The Band Trash I AM C H I L D

[@nyamnyam8947]

Hey, I'm a moon child ikr

[@crazygremlin17]

Patrick: Wear shoes PLEASE!! Enough with all these flip-flops. Me: *Purposefully wears flip-flops*

[@jamyaclark998]

1:20 And that's scientifically proven

[@piperjofox8206]

Pretty sure I screamed when I saw dan and phil

[@dillonlikeavillain6971]

I saw beebo

[@yeaok8033]

What's the best gift a fan has given you? Patrick: Well no ones gotten me a puppy yet...... Don't..... Please Me: *already at the pet store buying a puppy* oh...... I'm sorry puppy not today....

[@jamyaclark998]

Patrick: Hi, so, I'm a walking failure Me: BITCH, me TOO

[@seraviloxelavlogs]

“Hi I’m a walking failure” big mood

[@rainbowmetalhead]

*phone rings* that’s them. Then we know their name: Scam Likely.

[@AM-gy2fy]

HaHA BaM...MEmed iT!

[@madieklos1733]

I die every time Patrick smiles❤❤❤. He has the best dimples ❤❤❤

[@wynncityco]

1:08 me: "sHUT UP PETE"

[@alinamaliwauki4717]

"uh um yeah thats what she said" no bad patrick

[@fatimamoinmahmoodalikhan495]

4:49

[@SaraMarie08]

1:12 omfg lmao pete asking if he specific information for it.

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

2:54 is Pete wearing a weed shirt...?

[@theoboegoddess]

5:32 I’m a noble fellow 😂😂😂

[@graceb1628]

wHO DISLIKED THIS?

[@CC-sq1kf]

Pattycakes 😘

[@yasminh]

8:06 he- he looks like ed sheeran

[@Dizzzy211]

Very funny! Now im in your walls!

[@emorattrash7037]

Thats what she said.

[@noqwodweodowed]

I love him sm

[@arollingpenguin]

He lowkey looks like Seth Rogen when he wears glasses.

[@madieklos1733]

His Japanese is flawless, considering he said he's not very good at speaking other languages well.

[@johnbrennan4228]

Thank you, Pete Andy and Joe

[@melissachang5818]

🤗 Patrick

[@chasezly]

4:49 *nani?*

[@GG-vv2sj]

intro is everything

[@aggiesim]

does anyone know where the interview from 6:57 is from? (also thank you for making this video it has provided me with much serotonin)

[@shelbydare6201]

Last i knew its not on youtube anymore. super big let down.

[@aggiesim]

@@shelbydare6201 ah that's a shame. thanks anyway!

[@kingrat9741]

3:23 wHERE IS THIS FROM

[@shelbydare6201]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mn_Vmp5rbZeFbMk Irresistible (beyond the video)

[@mayashton3634]

What is the song at the start?

[@shelbydare6201]

Some random song I found on here somewhere. I don't remember what its called.

[@mayashton3634]

It's hella cool though :)

[@tdubbington]

I think it's called Undone.

[@shelbydare6201]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIWVgqykmLSDoNE This is the song i used.

[@tarotfiend]

If Patrick is 5 '4 then I'm taller than him. I'm a 13 year old girl.

[@ingloriousbetch4302]

I'm 41 and you're taller than me. I'm 4'11.

[@tarotfiend]

Kimberly Creel I'm 5 '7

[@rainbowmetalhead]

I’m 5’3”

[@lapislemontart]

I know I’m late to this comment but he’s 5’5

[@tarotfiend]

@@lapislemontart no he’s 5 ‘4. Google is wrong, he’s stated that he’s 5 ‘4 several times in interviews

[@stephanienelson3706]

8:00

[@arcticpilots8724]

8:24 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@yodaddymaddi5271]

I FEEL SPECIAL TO BE THE 666th LIKE

[@lauramolnar3681]

Where is 2:44 from?

[@ttourmalinee]

What video is 0:52 from? I see it EVERYWHERE

[@shelbydare6201]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2KTi3ewrd2LmaM

[@ttourmalinee]

Thanks

[@Potato8884]

What's the last clip from?

[@gghoulish-fun]

can someone PLEASE tell me where 2:13 is from

[@shelbydare6201]

It's been so long since i made this, that I honestly don't remember where I found it.

[@gghoulish-fun]

@@shelbydare6201 💔💔💔 pain, but ty for making it

[@elygrantham5072]

7:59