Patrick Stump Funny Moments

A compilation of funny/cute moments from Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy. NONE of the content is mine! Interview is courtesy of Fuse.

[@samfrancisco7263]

as Patrick gets older, he gets smaller and his voice gets higher.

[@imp8453]

the sideburns made him taller

[@madysonbuck750]

sam francisco benjerman buttons

[@josephstalin7803]

sam francisco he'll be Mickey Mouse at 90 years old

[@johnnynavarra2818]

Lol

[@yyyvie-2293]

sam francisco yea in where is your boy tonight// grand theft auto and Dance Dance HIS VOICE WAS SO DEEP

[@ems4274]

patrick stump has set my standards for men really high

[@L4UR4RU4L]

S A M E omg i thought i was the only one

[@sodasoda2003]

Omg this describes what bands have done to me

[@valley7113]

Why is this so true

[@rchrch4922]

Same man, same

[@user-si8fk1rv5e]

but you need to lower your standarts (please get it)

[@UnravelingDaily]

How to dance according to Patrick: Step one: dance Step two: fall apart to half time Step three: keep in mind that these are the lives, you love to lead

[@ethan_7567]

Lol

[@444blackwidows]

I...am…Kira

[@viridity5381]

STEP 1 DRINK STEP 2 MAKE MISTAKES STEP 3 PRETEND YOU DONT REMEMBER STEP FOUR DRINK A LITTLE MORE STEP FIVE I NEED TO RUN DRYY

[@444blackwidows]

***** YOUR PROFILE PIC

[@isabelhoare8732]

+PILØTS PHALLING ØUT ØF PANICKING DISCØS YOUR USERNAME

[@yeahno6841]

interviewer - "who's the most talented" pete - "patrick" andy - "patrick" joe - "patrick" me - "patrick" my mom - "patrick" trump - "patrick" jesus - "patrick" literally everyone - "patrick" patrick - "petes a really good soccer player"

[@maisiebeth4325]

Patrick stump goes on an adventure, FEDORA THE EXPLORA

[@anastasia8408]

I'M DYING RN OMG

[@jsunshine5761]

OMG IM DYING

[@bandit24k]

Maisie B WHAT

[@Morgan-xk1sc]

Maisie B! I already came up with that

[@kayleighturner9883]

maisie biddulph OMG I love it 😂

[@princesstarah2]

Patrick Stump: he can sing, he's funny, and he will get rid of the spider for you.

[@Tired_Salmon]

with his other lungs

[@royalblu1100]

SarahAnnRose23 yup

[@emmaadelina1340]

which lungs ? he's got like 70

[@geiszler5093]

SarahAnnRose23 IM SOLD

[@katie475]

omgilovehiphop Lo 3rd fob video I've seen you in and if it's just to hate, you're such an attention who're honestly. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, AND DON'T WANT TO WATCH THEM, YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE TO. THAT'S IT.

[@heathertrambley1077]

Interviewer: "Who's the most talented?" Pete: "Patrick" Andy: "Patrick" Joe: "Patrick" Patrick: "...Pete's really good at soccer." This is why I love him

[@noreenc7105]

wowza it's heather I know, he’s so “humble” (most of the time lol)

[@maggiemetro7530]

Same. Saaaaame man. He's just so nice and adorable.

[@bellawolfstorm2954]

Ferdorable

[@aleahray5660]

Much like your profil pic

[@kiriwalker6781]

I have a Fedora that looks exactly like Patrick's. You jelly yet?😂😂

[@clariquia]

phil's eyelash you again? I see u almost everywhere

[@bellawolfstorm2954]

_clarissa_ I am everywhere 😳

[@patricksmesseart1024]

Bless you

[@shiby7724]

"Poor Pete" I'm dying. Patrick is so cute and innocent it should be illegal

[@lorasybert]

Ikr

[@aoibhtomany1896]

Literally about to say that... I diedddd

[@shelbymasters]

Laina Bungard // 'innocent' sweetie no look up "blue rabbits by Patrick stump" aha

[@elizabethandrews8607]

shelby iero omfg

[@yyyvie-2293]

Laina CDW poor petey

[@cassianrhysand]

"Thanks Pete" I want this on a shirt

[@patrickstumph2422]

I would like to see that

[@thankspete4148]

SAME

[@cassianrhysand]

Fall Out Boi omg i want that

[@thankspete4148]

Lps! At the Disco I do to

[@scarlettelizabeth671]

Im pretty sure thats a shirt on RedBubble😂😂

[@milzymoo]

"And then there's boobs! Ah, no... I've seen those a couple maybe once"

[@hannahclark4296]

Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ikr

[@thankspete4148]

YES HAHA

[@thankspete4148]

maybe once maybe maybe... .... ; - ;

[@kaseybersin1824]

99th like

[@yyyvie-2293]

Once😂

[@alexkelly8527]

Andy: Patrick Pete: Patrick Joe: Patrick Patrick: You see...

[@kiingsalamander4149]

Pretty much

[@izzyb9390]

Large Baguette I love your name and profile pic

[@reharm_reality]

"I was so good at sports that I started a band" Oh Patrick.

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Rose Lalonde big mood

[@elliottsimo3523]

Mood

[@katierose8240]

#relatable

[@thismossballin]

Thicc mood

[@scarlightemperor3410]

Mood

[@morganiss6156]

FALL OUT BOY IS AS SCARED OF SPIDERS AS I AM THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

[@kirstenpioquinto7867]

Morganiss YES OMG

[@worldwidehandsome8427]

Morganiss FRONKEH

[@yyyvie-2293]

Morganiss yes it takes 4- 18 grown men to catch A FRICKIN SPIDER

[@ashmustdie]

and today there was this entire table of popular boys in the cafe,, it took our old math teacher and a shoe to get rid of the wasp the boys were afraid of.

[@freckle6471]

Patrick:"I was so good at sports as a kid I started a band" Me:*joins band and orchestra* "Well shit"

[@cianiacovou6905]

Imma Loser When my dad saw this video he was like: "Patrick that's violent. You got drugs there, that's bad."

[@cianiacovou6905]

Favourite Patrick stump quote

[@grace-nd4oh]

I want what Patrick said on a hoodie

[@yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321]

Don't worry kid. You'll be the best soccer player yet 🫡

[@dirty.dan37]

I’m sure you’ll be the best at whatever sport you play

[@Ash-sd1ws]

HE DOESNT THINK HE'S THE MOST TALENTED AND A GREAT DANCER THAT MAKES IT 2038483 TIMES BETTER

[@Jolovideos123]

MELANIE

[@Ash-sd1ws]

Jolovideos123 GERARD

[@Jolovideos123]

tbh stump PATRICK

[@kiriwalker6781]

+Jolovideos123 GEE

[@kiriwalker6781]

+tbh stump MEL

[@plasticbeach1611]

omfg I just realized in fob drunk history Patrick is wearing a TØP shirt

[@Jolovideos123]

Patrick knew about tøp before tøp knew about tøp

[@plasticbeach1611]

+Jolovideos123 yes

[@Haley-br2wo]

ikr

[@daliavallejo5081]

Twenty pilot

[@kiriwalker6781]

STAY ALIVE HA HA HA HA STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIVE |-/

[@gcozzoli]

Now I wanna see a really drunk Patrick XD

[@jiotam7516]

Gianna Cozzoli same hahahah

[@Ewilliams25]

Drunk history of P!atd might come soon

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Gianna Cozzoli same

[@gnarliquinn]

HE SAID ON TWITTER THAT HE JUST WANTS TO HUG THE WORLD SO HE MUST ALWAYS BE DRUNK

[@odasakusashdildo2143]

PANIC! AT THE DISCO DRUNK HISTORYYYYYYYYYYY

[@karmynhernandez8566]

Patrick: Its like I'm married, so then people are like "So when are you having a kid?" Well I mean it's not a thing you can make happen, you got to work on it but doesn't. You got to work on it, you can't will it to existence. Pete whispers: You have sex. LOL

[@vitamalt4090]

omg that was hilarious

[@Savy-lj6ls]

What time is that at? xD

[@michelle-lf6gp]

Savy1124 5:12

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

Patrick's reaction was the best, like "damn in that case I'll never have a kid"

[@thereyvan]

The best part about this entire thing is that Patrick has kids now

[@rossguy574]

I can't believe this adorable man is 31...

[@rossguy574]

Well, today he turns 32. But still.

[@fedorable_youngblood1342]

Salina Williams 34 TOMORROW

[@noreenc7105]

Stephanie DuBois same

[@gnarliquinn]

34 NOW AGH

[@ogron]

HES OLD THAN BRENDON?!?!?! NOOOOOOO

[@rikkiyama7579]

patrick: I'm so scary(smiles) me just here thinking he's a teddy bear

[@millieharrison9925]

Pete screaming 'Put it in Cobra's room!' when Patrick gets rid of the spider is my life

[@sultanwat7800]

*Pete*: Patrick, *Joe*: Patrick, *Andy*: Patrick, *Patrick*: You know, Pete is pretty cool soccer player...

[@rossguy574]

PATRICK DOESN'T LAUGH OR CHUCKLE. HE GIGGLES. I CAN'T EVEN. GHJHDKSLJGLKAD

[@brennah6705]

" bam! memed it. " jesus christ pete and then andys like " I like the poop emoji "

[@AnonOE190]

Patrick doesn't age :3

[@spookyghostmary5330]

None of the Emo Trinity ages

[@whatserciara3701]

+Gerard Way Brendon Urie is #Ageless and maybe a vampire

[@jaqsre]

+FNAF Gamer He's Satan, actually

[@swooshedandgone1088]

Jaq Devajah He is *cough cough* LA Devotee

[@Crystalvampire66]

If anything, he's anti aged

[@CharStarFilms]

he's like my daddy but my lil teddy bear at the same time you feel

[@juul2519]

yes

[@sheerfaint7723]

Tbh

[@blueside7781]

Yess

[@eliseslater1683]

yh

[@mychemicalromancetrash8673]

YEAH

[@jakebarnett9269]

That moment when Patrick went to your rival high school and used to play in the same cafe you played at

[@jakebarnett9269]

THAT MOMENT WHEN PETE WENTZ WENT TO YOUR HIGHSCHOOL

[@kylafrancisco1443]

Jake Barnett so he, WENTz to your high school? Huh? Huh? Anyone? No? Fine. I'll leave...

[@chernilanyy5935]

PrettyIntenseFangirl niccce

[@chernilanyy5935]

Jake Barnett no way

[@kylafrancisco1443]

Panic! At my Romantic chemical lab Thank you, thank you. My puns are amazing. Also, why does no one know why everybody loves Patrick? Because they're all STUMPed! Haha. That sucks. Sorry.

[@999actav1s]

"I want Patrick to shove his fedora um my ass" JESUS SAME

[@LauraWilson19952014]

Ikr

[@thankspete4148]

😂😂😂

[@iminlovewithmyownsinsnottr2685]

XD

[@stupidbitch3110]

what's that clip from!

[@thankspete4148]

Well we all do

[@soulpunkrose9708]

"Most talented?" "Patrick" "Patrick" "Patrick" "Pete is a really good soccer player"

[@soulpunkrose9708]

+Luz Maria Torres II Garcia I know! I was just quoting them haha

[@thylacynne9584]

he was wearing a twenty one pilots shirt I'm crafting

[@ash-ic3mx]

I see what you did there

[@rossguy574]

+HoneyNutKendioos How's your crafting going?

[@ash-ic3mx]

don't cry CRAFT

[@ash-ic3mx]

sorry I had to

[@thylacynne9584]

Stephanie DuBois pretty gud.......pretty gud.........yeah...........*shrugs*

[@awesomeperson4537]

I feel like the drunk history clips are more brendon urie funny moments.

[@giraffedaddytmkillme2627]

Awesome person there both

[@RainbowDj7]

Awesome person well then it's more bang for your buck cause you get mostly Patrick interrupted with the occasional Brendon with it so it's even better

[@nagisaokazaki5219]

What's gooooooood

[@taylorellis846]

"And thanks for this mic stand being really tall." (Pete lifts Patrick slightly) (Patrick with a slightly higher voice) "Thanks Pete."

[@nazaoyeka9907]

Every time I hear Patrick say "Thanks Pete" I die a little since it's so cute

[@artisticarcheopteryx5358]

this is too adorable

[@bitchyjoearmstrong4997]

*fedorable

[@patrickstumpissfedrablefed3176]

rosieissmiling oh hello

[@tiffanyyarbrough6777]

"I was so good at sports as a kid, I started a band" 😂😂😂💯

[@dynusawr]

7:37 Patrick: Be careful making wishes in the dark Pete: *softly* dark Patrick: Can't be sure when they've hit their mark Joe: *softly* mark 😂😂

[@Morgan-xk1sc]

OK guys I wrote a song I don't know if this has been made but my sister helped me write it Fedora Fedora the explorer FEDORA FOB IS SUPER COOL MEAMORAH FEDORA PATRICK NO SWIPING PATRICK NO SWIPING FEDORA

[@arianataylor7831]

this is outstanding

[@music.numbers.equations.2467]

Ariana Hodgens oh my what have we seen today children

[@sodasoda2003]

MY CINNAMON BUN CHILD

[@DarkenedArk]

"Who's your favorite Ninja turtle?" "Uh, Rafael." _"You will never see him again."_

[@nataliedunn697]

I love the intro!

[@pipercole5144]

+Natalie Dunn Thank you so much! It means a lot

[@Jolovideos123]

+Piper Cole yea they're really good

[@robertgazzoli3204]

ya it was a great intro but I liked whe he said I don't like gettig tied up when people ask him

[@moriahsk]

+Natalie Dunn HI! I know you from musical.ly!

[@msjackson_1258]

omg I really love it

[@patrickstumpissfedrablefed3176]

i broke my finger and patrick was the only thing that made me feel better :)

[@remus4902]

Patrick stump is sø fedørable fedorable!!!! how the fuck did you manage that i broke my finger once though. i was trying to do a roll.

[@myahlyttle4048]

Fedorable...lol

[@tammyulloa1625]

Myah Lyttle fedorable

[@naviasmr2881]

Ayyyyyeeeee

[@sweethearts118]

ANDY'S LIKE "lets study it" about the spider lmao

[@ciaraistrash7811]

Patrick saying the lyrics to My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark with a serious face made me laugh too hard

[@dallonmaguire1422]

I HAVE BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH OH GOD

[@daniweesnaw]

Dallon's heaven lmao

[@thesharpestlivesarethedead2133]

i love how often pre-hiatus patrick could fit the word "fuckin" into sentences

[@soniclore]

Yeah, pre-hiatus Patrick swore a LOT. XD Post-hiatus Patrick almost never swears.

[@carysphillips4164]

Bless him he's so cute, now this is what I'll show my friends to convince them that my favourite bands are not psychotic

[@noreenc7105]

Mybluechemicalneighbourhood panic!falloutboy same!

[@kayleemichelle9574]

"I was so good at sports I started a band" why is this so me 😂

[@emmaadelina1340]

"Aww poor Peteie "

[@justcalledkatie]

THATS WILD PATRICK

[@aleksandra4702]

"oooh poor pete" i cried it was too cute

[@mcfly4959]

I remember the Instagram post Patrick made about the spider. It was even still in the cup XD

[@denverisntjohn]

||-//

[@ellabarrett5798]

"I was so good at sports that I started a band" Same tho

[@zoeykolm6024]

Patric stump is awsome he's my favorite person in the band

[@anastasia8408]

YOU CANT CHOOSE A FAVOURITE! ITS LIKE CHOOSING BETWEEN YOUR CHILDREN!!!

[@hildarubi2001]

YøuJustWastedYøurTimeReadingThis AGREED

[@angelinaklenke2844]

YøuJustWastedYøurTimeReadingThis AHHHGGGG

[@catluvsdnp]

"Who's the most talented" Pete: Patrick Andy: Patrick Joe: Patrick Patrick; Pete

[@catluvsdnp]

Yeah, i think pete deserves a lot of credit. I just liked how humble patrick and pete are.

[@saraaafrerard8355]

I LOVE THE WAY HE TALKS OH GODD

[@mossfroggi]

0:56 I just made a noise that's not humanly possible

[@genesisjade]

8:26 Patrick.exe has stopped working. You may need to reboot the system.

[@Villeful]

'I'm mad ... MYERRH'.

[@ghilcar2005]

ive seen u somewhere. ..

[@Villeful]

I have commented on nearly every FOB/MCR/P!ATD video there is so that's probably where you've seen me :]

[@ghilcar2005]

Nope. Buzzfeed.

[@crabstickzatemyheterosexua4483]

Patrick stump is litterally an angel fell from the sky. He's smart, talented, cute, hot and omg ajahauagqusbsjsn He has my heart, my body and my soul 🥺💕

[@emmamakeslyricvideos733]

Patrick has set my standards for men extremely high. He can sing, he’s funny, he’s nice, he’s cute, he’ll get a spider for you, and he’s the purest thing in the universe 😭❤️

[@matildeandrea]

Most talented? Pete: Patrick Andy: Patrick Joe: Patrick Brendon Urie: Patrick My brother: Patrick Obama: Patrick World: Patrick The entire universe: Patrick Patrick: Pete is a really good soccer player •I love Patrick•

[@pundziusavril]

im so full of love for patrick stump and i love that this comp has prehiatus patrick hes so fucking cute

[@nicolelandry290]

4:29 patrick dabbed before it was cool

[@kelseyguilliams9964]

Well kinda

[@noreenc7105]

Nicole Landry ahh!

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

3:40 "I'm not the weepy drunk. Not the mad drunk. 'I'm just like, the happiest man ever" Patrick you already are that.

[@jjkstarlight]

Too......Much........Fedorableness!!!

[@Ansytea]

3:36 "One of those drunks" my mind is on Pray For The Wicked

[@arcticpilots8724]

Patrick's dad must be so proud of how successful his son has become especially since Patrick's dad is a folk singer and for his son to follow his lead and be in the music industry as well, we are all very very very proud of you Patrick and we all love you to the end of the Earth and back. stay beautiful and incredibly talented

[@Rainbowdash6DoesMC]

1:50 if I was him I couldn't say that without laughing

[@gaiadash4658]

"Patrick you're a BRAND NEW daddy!" Excuse me?

[@literarycoc00n]

0:57 awwww poor petey *pouts* I DIED

[@chynamyrick3470]

And where's the one where he says 'poor Petey' ??

[@kathrynbrice6947]

Chyna Olinger commentary on the young blood chronicles

[@chynamyrick3470]

Kathryn Brice thanx

[@kathrynbrice6947]

Chyna Olinger ur welcome

[@Jolovideos123]

"Let's study it!!"

[@fayfarrell3664]

When you realize “Patrick’s soul voice” is actually brendon Urie’s soul voice

[@luckneh5330]

But patty ;-; I love my flip flops with socks

[@luckneh5330]

Can you also make a montage with the intro song ( unity ) probably won't respond but ;-;

[@v.ctxr.a8354]

Brendon Urie was my favorite part of this

[@Minyoin]

I understand.... But he's there for half a second

[@sofiabotelho6414]

So good the part that he talks about the sports is like "I understand you Patrick"

[@just_your_average_bard7903]

It's so fadorable when Patricks like... "Thanks Pete!" after Pete lifts him it's like OMG I wanna give you a hug and protect you cause you're so smol and amazing

[@chaoticsunny6175]

patrick : *soul voice* its almost.. like being in looveee- *points at joe to start singing* joe : *is intimidated and awkwardly finger guns back*

[@meldakoala7707]

did anyone else hear a phone ring at 8:48 in the video... omg! like in all of the songs I hear a phone ring in the background and I'm just like... WTFFFFF???? am I going crazy or do you guys hear it too...

[@Jolovideos123]

It was part of the original video

[@meldakoala7707]

OK?

[@daniweesnaw]

How did you hear that omg I would've never noticed

[@whatarethosetheseareclothe1602]

Patrick would be my adopted father

[@gerardwaythesassygay9027]

Why do I have so many celebrity crushes damn

[@aeryalbryen2226]

For some reason I imagine drunk Patrick as the one of those really nice girls in the bathroom that try to braid your hair

[@thereyvan]

He would probably end up in the girls bathroom braiding all of the girls’ hair tho lmao 😂🤣😆

[@thekids9651]

@@thereyvan And NOBODY would be mad bc he's Patrick Stump

[@marinarasauce8360]

This is me introducing myself to Patrick. I already love this man.

[@zara9351]

Patrick *serious voice*: I’m just dreaming of tearing you apart Patrick *2 seconds later*: *giggling*

[@MakoLikeTheShark]

thanks pete.😄

[@ciocio-san]

“Patrick, that’s really violent. The waiter’s into drugs? That’s- that’s bad.” No wonder he’s such a nice person

[@hayleetam9372]

4:03 "I'm so scary." Patrick, sweetie, you're the opposite of scary.

[@moontale9595]

"ive seen those a couple, maybe,once..." haha patrick omg

[@spicymemesspicydreams2870]

Whenever I feel like I'm going to get nowhere I just look at 'Trick and think "This mans initials are PMS."

[@LEGACY.2001]

He never saw Raphael again 😂

[@kicking7005]

"Aww, poor Petie" Patrick is so tiny and innocent...so cute....

[@samanthachavez3265]

I need somebody see me like pete see patrick 5:20

[@bellanita]

7:12 Omg, so cute...

[@KRAZYgamersXD]

I gotta keep it real i gotta keep it autistic

[@makmaelyn5171]

"Who's the most talented?" Pete: "Patrick" Andy: "Patrick" Joe: "Patrick" Patrick: "Pete is a very good soccer player."

[@ethan_7567]

I ❤️ Patrick stump he is so cute!!! I am glad I could get that out!!

[@dannyislost]

I love Patrick to a point where it hurts.

[@kenseymarie1378]

Perfect beautiful smart the best the most adorable and has a soul voice the Award goes to .... PATRICK STUMP!