Bathhouse Review (SAUNA NZ) | Patrick Marano

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While I was in Amsterdam I stopped by Sauna NZ (Sauna Nieuwezijds) to do a little... research.
In this video I'll rate the location, the facilities, the staff, the men, look at some pros and cons, and at the end I give my final rating out of 5 eggplants.
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[@ariesapril1996]

I went there 3 days in a row back in June. It's the best gay sauna to me. It's pretty big with many rooms and many people with various ages.

[@pcbest385]

As someone who lives in Amsterdam, I can confirm his feedback. This is the only sauna in the city so is always busy as from 17h00, especially during weekend. The facilities are top class there, however you forgot to mention how clean is this place, and that there is everywhere condom's+ Lub, and in every cabine also cleaning Material. The guys is of course matter of taste, but indeed all from all, never boring!!

[@PatrickMarano]

Yes! Thx for adding those details!

[@user-kv9di6up3e]

Patrick's enthusiasm is adorable.

[@martip2736]

very true about Dutch guys (and ppl in general) being very direct and saying NO. but overall your review video really made me wants to go to Amsterdam ;)

[@davidridgway4705]

Patrick. I have found that the Bath Houses in Europe are better than her in the U.S.

[@PatrickMarano]

Hmm different for sure. I guess it depends on your preference

[@iainfleming529]

Hi Partick, this is one sauna I can comment on as been a few times. Agree with your comment re. the staff, very helpful. The guys in the main very friendly. All in all always a great experience 🙂 Definitely 6/5 eggplants lol

[@PatrickMarano]

Glad I got it right

[@dramonmaster222]

Patrick, I love your trips to the bathhouse.

[@PatrickMarano]

Thanks Kevin!

[@vincentavezaat]

I did not like NZ very much. Only one jacuzzi, a simple sauna and one steam room. For the rest dark, darker, darkest rooms.

[@PatrickMarano]

It's all personal taste

[@Franchifis]

I've been many times to NZ sauna, I've always liked it

[@Matt_Curlew]

It's a great place, very mixed crowd and really nice atmosphere. I haven't seen anything like it yet.

[@wernerbergh2593]

Omg sounds amazing defiantly must put it on my bucket list .Thanks for another great video❤🧡💛💚💙💜

[@PatrickMarano]

You should!

[@BrianScottGameNight]

So you're drinking again?

[@PatrickMarano]

Yup, but more controlled and less. I actually discovered a love for juice... lol, who knew?

[@strecosplays4670]

Sounds fun but so many STDs

[@PatrickMarano]

STDs are everywhere my friend

[@rongenung]

It is so generous of Patrick to share these experiences and his impressions and ratings with us. BTW, no man in his right mind would ever "reject" Patrick Marano.

[@reev9759]

Everyone gets rejected in bathhouses no matter your appearance or you social circles. If Patrick is okay with admitting he got rejected, then so should you.

[@rongenung]

Your comment makes no sense. Perhaps brush up on your reading comprehension.@@reev9759

[@stephenstephen1505]

Last tip. Always useful to know which day of the week you visited as midweek in many places can be very quiet

[@PatrickMarano]

Very true!

[@rixx46]

so if two guys share a third, is it called "Going Dutch"?

[@PatrickMarano]

Yes! LOL

[@Jusell]

I love this kind of videos 🔥🔥😍🔥🔥

[@peterbenson3776]

I just want to go somewhere I trust. I always get online kudos but it would be nice to have it happen in person b/c Im not sure Im “all that”..

[@randyadams1312]

I’ve been there. Nice place. Jacuzzi was very cold (like a pool)

[@aarenmackenzie1251]

You are making me want to go visit the place

[@donald6787]

You are adorable. Love you interpretation of pooping sounds!!

[@cristianpuerto5549]

yup. Pretty accurate tbh

[@danielswarovski6462]

Yeah that was hilarious 😹

[@pimdegroot9656]

Amazing review of my favourite sauna. You probably went in a weekend night which are busy. Rest of the week has a good crowd too. Always fun whenever I go. Been to many different saunas abroad but NZ is definitely my favourite.

[@PatrickMarano]

Yes, correct

[@robmuch901]

What is the best day to visit? I would like to go first time, but i'm little bit ashamed 😊😅

[@stephenstephen1505]

Good to hear a good review re the staff as those in Berlin and many locations world wide can be both rude and positively hostile

[@cgaukel]

I love Sauna NZ......Amazing Drinks, Food, and Guys.

[@hiway51biker]

Wish I could have been there with you...that place sounds like the most incredible dream (wet dream). As always, love you & love this video!

[@PatrickMarano]

Next time!

[@hiway51biker]

@@PatrickMarano 👨‍❤‍👨

[@stephenbanks5952]

I live close by. Have been a monk recently but feel suddenly ready for some action, so will be visiting soon 😂

[@PatrickMarano]

Have fun!

[@stephenbanks5952]

@@PatrickMarano Cheers Patrick!

[@hectorstrachan]

Going there later this month can’t wait any tips

[@PatrickMarano]

Just enjoy it! And don't take their 'rejections' personally... it's just how they do it there, a bit cold and to the point LOL

[@jeangenie1240]

What a contrast to the London bathhouse experience.

[@PatrickMarano]

Right?

[@ARosati-r7w]

Is there a best time of day to visit?

[@PatrickMarano]

Nights are always busier. And weekends of course.

[@rcooley111]

I'm always so nervous and awkward to go into bathhouses by myself, somebody go with me! :)

[@BigTimeShowdown]

Be brave. I swear your fear will fade fast (like a virgin).

[@makymakvrchat]

Steamworks at Berkeley cool too do be prepared they would grab every part of u when u walk through the hallway 😂 😅😊 went there in the past well it was something lol

[@jakedc1960]

I have been a few times.. twice when they had a smoking area and the next without.. Towel Tuesday was very popular...

[@philippebranco4874]

One thing, Patrick. You said Middle Eastern, they could have been Dutch of Turkish or Moroccan heritage which they are some large minorities in the Netherlands.

[@PatrickMarano]

Very true

[@vapsa56]

I was stationed in the Netherlands for 3 years in the 80's. The Dutch are very friendly. But they are also brutally honest and direct. That is just how they are. Once you get used to it, you begin to understand and appreciate it.

[@michaeljohndennis2231]

I remember some years ago there was a sauna war going on in Dublin, now there is only one gay sauna left in Dublin and it’s grubby from the photos

[@jjgreek1]

You should do ATHENS GREECE...awesome saunas!

[@PatrickMarano]

ohhh love to one day!

[@trevaush]

Hi Patrick, I'm in India now (19 Feb 2023). My Indian friends didn't think India had any gay bars or saunas. However, I did a bit of research, and yes, India and Delhi do have gay saunas. I wish you could come to Delhi and give an explore and video your opinions. I went out last night and came back with my experience. I would give the Phillips with Mykonos sauna a 3.5 out of 5.

[@PatrickMarano]

Thanks for the mini review... I would love to visit India one day and do a review myself

[@trevaush]

@@PatrickMarano I can send you my more lengthy review, if you wish.

[@cinnamonbeardstud]

Daddy Patrick holding a giant chunk of my favorite cheese is my fetish.

[@PatrickMarano]

hahaha

[@jimsmith1549]

glad my passport is good until 2026----assuming i'm good until 2026! WOW WOW

[@stefanlazic8952]

Love you boy

[@pilolopez3199]

NZ is literally the only surviving sauna in Amsterdam as far as I know

[@frafra-yt2yj]

I attend the Nz sauna since the opening in 2013 and I think you are definetly exagerating with the word "big"! Come on, that place is everything but big, i don't know what kind of saunas you are used to, but the "humongous oversized lounge" is actually pretty small, so is the darkroom and the bar is a regular, average size bar, nothing special, in fact when the place is a little bit busy, all cubicles, as the showers, as the steamroom as the bar are just inaccessible and no privacy at all is allowed plus the whole place stays inevitably very dirty and stinky despite of the great efforts made by the cleaners. The jacuzzi is like double the size of a common home jacuzzi....6 people and its full. Last but not least theres a lot of G going on and you're gonna find people passed out here and there. Once, years ago someone died in that sauna because of g. The door guy is very cool, his name is erwin and he is the real good giant. I also agree about the staff, very nice and friendly and yes the dry sauna is pretty big.

[@PatrickMarano]

You're describing practically every sauna LOL... I think compared to the rest of the place the lounge is a good size. I guess it's all relative

[@sutherland9]

Hi Patrick - I'll be going to Amsterdam in a few weeks. Did you check out the gay brothel there? it's called Boysclub 21. Thanks.

[@PatrickMarano]

I didn't... but I think it's closed...

[@ps4047]

Hi Patrick … I am not gay but love to be an exhibitionist amongst men … I am visiting Amsterdam soon .. really thinking is NZ a place to go for me ?

[@PatrickMarano]

For sure... although be ready that men will try to have sex with you there. They will assume if you are there that you are up for sex. Of course you can say no, but if you are putting on an exhibitionist show... expect men to approach you and try to touch you or get involved. If you are ok telling lots of men that you are only there to put on a show, then go for it

[@spencerwinston4334]

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[@PatrickMarano]

Oh, ok, thanks!

[@allansilva6438]

I have been there and it’s the best sauna in the world, in my opinion.

[@louisdewit4429]

Were the ‘No, moving on’ guys Dutch ? Nothing ‘wrong’ with you. Modern times. Just trying out as many bodies as possible ?!

[@PatrickMarano]

I think they were Dutch. I just took it as a cool calm efficient way of doing things.

[@jaimevoxx2212]

I love NZ but it’s too small. Nothing beats good old Thermos.

[@stephenbanks5952]

Thermos was incredible.

[@merteris4537]

every weekend i go this sauna. your comments about rejecting somebody made me laugh😂

[@PatrickMarano]

Every weekend? wow!

[@chefanthony34714]

Sorry to say I’d be following Patrick around the bathhouse. One of the “no-no’s” in the BH behavior videos. I’ve joined the OF for more skin. 😱😏

[@PatrickMarano]

Hey Chef Anthony, I'm glad you're joining me on OF!

[@Tmhen]

The old segregated saunas especially with no one under 18 allowed were GREAT! The one in downtown Seattl used to be a lot of fun. Also one in Cedar Rapids Iowa if you can believe that. The rest of the refurbished ones are not segregated (I guess they want sexual harrassment and battery assault lawsuits) Its one sauna for EVERYONE-----yeck!

[@PatrickMarano]

Under 18? you can't be under age and go to these places now... was that not always the case?

[@josephlabato8446]

This place sounds fun)

[@JonielVillanueva-j8g]

so you had a great night with the secirity

[@PatrickMarano]

lol

[@kenken6550]

Hi! Thanks for this! I just got back from there and I used your guide. I agree with your BH recommendation! I had a great time! Question- have you tried Drake's cruising/backroom in Amsterdam? I heard it is very fun. It's above a weird souvenir style shop, lol. Thanks!

[@PatrickMarano]

Glad it was helpful! Hmmm I don't think I went to Drake's...

[@frafra-yt2yj]

drakes upstairs its been closed years ago....

[@kenken6550]

​@@frafra-yt2yji don't think it has- i watched guys go in and out

[@miguelpaul1164]

Live your best life Patrick I would love to experience that place one day thanks for sharing!!!

[@PatrickMarano]

Go for it!

[@alexjohan204]

Boiler is the best I have ever been.

[@PatrickMarano]

I'm going in December! Can't wait!

[@charliesierra6919]

I love a good steam room and sauna. Of course, I just can't feature you being rejected at all Patrick.

[@makymakvrchat]

Oh OwO . 😊 Such a naughty pup Patrick 😅

[@PatrickMarano]

Totally

[@michaelcoyne1264]

Have you been to Thermas sauna barcelona! that would be a great one x

[@PatrickMarano]

We tried to go a few years ago, but it was closed for the night... boooo

[@joostdiepenmaat7959]

Have been there. I think it's for "upper class gays" or at least people who think they are. There are better sauna's in Amsterdam

[@PatrickMarano]

Interesting... which ones?

[@joostdiepenmaat7959]

@@PatrickMarano Thermos for example

[@joostdiepenmaat7959]

Maybe I show you sometime?

[@frafra-yt2yj]

thermos sauna closed in 2014, nz is actually the only sauna in town

[@stephenbanks5952]

​@@joostdiepenmaat7959 Thermos was amazing but closed a long time ago now.

[@DimBak-cx6uc]

Try an Italian sauna.

[@PatrickMarano]

I went to one in Milan, but I don't remember the name...

[@reuterromain1054]

Amsterdam is not a big city? Hmmmmmm........

[@PatrickMarano]

it's relative

[@reuterromain1054]

@@PatrickMarano 938.000 inhabitants is for me a big city.

[@figplucker3052]

Your main link was deemed unsafe to access by my internet provider

[@PatrickMarano]

hmmm thank you for telling me...