Paul Smith | Mortgage Advisor Gone Wrong!

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[@misguidance__]

I don’t know what it is about his scouce accent but it makes his stand ups even funnier!! One of my new favourite comedians around right now!

[@salahisthenextmessi5373]

Scouse*

[@mattcrockford5685]

He's literally a guy you need as a friend 🤣

[@simonloveless1823]

Great man on stage hes really is the wonderful man on the stage paul smith.

[@syburton8662]

Best one yet!

[@danielt879]

You've got a true friend there mate.. haha

[@SpudMaestro]

I did exactly the same thing with my mate and he never knew until he needed to print out his paper bank statement... £50 transfer with the referenece "Butt Plug Refund" hahaha

[@Daquan0394]

😂😂😂

[@clivewells7090]

Spud you knob end. What about; 'rectal hamster runway?'

[@banterfanta6710]

Class joke that 😂😂😂

[@itsjustbella7484]

There needs to be more full stand up shows of this guy he’s hilarious! Would love to see him doing offensive comedy 😂

[@samanthahonor5708]

He does, seen him in aylesbury 2 weeks ago and the waterside theatre, epic!

[@clivewells7090]

It's not 'just' Bella, it's Goddam fucking HOT Bella, and don't you forget it! X

[@grizcuz]

My work mate got his partner to pay me the £50 he owed me and put 'pegging services'. So I had this on our joint bank statement. Now me and my Mrs are very nearly middle aged, so she didn't know what pegging was [or what my work mate's partner is called] and Googled it whilst I was at work. She went fucking nuts and I had to get my mate's Mrs to put a fiver in my bank with the word 'sorry' next to it just to prove that it was him fucking about and I hadn't been taking it up the arse. That was a very tense evening.

[@harxciii]

I had a work mate that used to turn off the machine whenever I was welding, or spank me as hard as he could. So once I saw him, vulnerable as fuck, welding, had the option to either turn off the amps on the machine or spank him as hard as I can. I'm not a big dude but I'm heavy handed, so I landed him square on the ass, and left a mark. Later that day had to apologize to his old lady because she thought he was having kinky sex with a large handed woman.

[@littlehorn3401]

Yes material nice one.charty mugger that's gold

[@smendrich]

There called chugers

[@AM-hb6th]

😂😂

[@bobwallacejnr6852]

"You think you're funny buy you're not funny"!

[@dannywarrender5355]

Your lacking a sense of humour

[@jessejames370]

So fucking funny

[@clivewells7090]

Hang on. 'Old on. Is Paul, tellin, jokes..?

[@HotWaterComedyClubLiverpool]

😂😂

[@iTzZMitch12]

Brand of t shirt?

[@johnmusgrave8323]

erm................dont know

[@LuckySpeaks]

My Mrs needed a blood sample taken by the midwife one time, and she is terrified Of needles. I said to the midwife ‘careful, she’s terrified of needles, you’d think she’d be used to a little prick by now, hahahah’. She looked t me like I’d told her to shit in her hands and clap! No sense of humour at all