ILLEGAL HOCKEY PLAYS | Episode 1

[@PavelBarber]

REMEMBER: ILLEGAL MEANS NOT LEGAL. These plays result in penalties, which apparently are bad in hockey & make you sit in a box and feel shame.

[@RyanLombergini]

Oh I don’t know thanks for the heads up before my games Sunday

[@scoutholt7857]

Love the condors practice jersey and tossing that 300 dollar twig with full strength😂

[@Idanieldoi]

and feel shame...😂

[@appl3s]

really?

[@albabyobie3807]

@@appl3s Shame or less shifts after driving an hour to play..?

[@abstractassassin8767]

"ILLEGAL HOCKEY PLAYS." _Proceeds to commit various real world crimes_

[@Godofrock_25]

"Illegal"

[@abstractassassin8767]

@@Godofrock_25 yeah but it specifies that it's illegal in the sport of hockey rather than in actuality

[@stuartcurrie3160]

Please pass along to Tom Wilson

[@legm5298]

Ikr those were literal attempted murders

[@pictureperfectpineapple3076]

Well I'm pretty sure in the real world you also can't just shoulder check people

[@poolwrecker5368]

That thumbnail didn't age quite so well...

[@YOUTY209]

I think it aged perfectly, it's illegal for a reason and that's the fact of what he did.

[@jacobnfl3039]

😭

[@kylepasta]

​@@YOUTY209someone died m8

[@Jayfreeze0]

Ya

[@sniper161718]

Thought the same thing

[@swborko7299]

“You may get…10 for that” *decapitated player lies next to the boards*

[@jannik7243]

more like 10 life sentences

[@name028hfjsiwh2]

@@jannik7243 that one was good 😂

[@leustragaming4386]

Aww no mate, 10 for killing that man mate XD

[@FallLineJP]

10 to life.

[@serenity6415]

plus delay of game for having to clean it up

[@DuffyTheGander]

It is extremely frightening to me how similar the throat slice here is to what happened to poor Mr. Johnson

[@Medsas]

Zednik too

[@fire4036]

Wasnt that an accident? Or maybe not I forgot

[@solomonisms9000]

@@fire4036 It's being looked into. I don't think he meant to kill him, but he definitely looks like he kicked him if you watch the video of the collision.

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

​@@fire4036He absolutely did it on purpose and the murderer was applauded when he came back on the ice. Dude deserves to be behind bars and be banned from ever playing hockey at any level ever again. Shouldn't even be playing pond hockey.

[@dogshake]

@@solomonisms9000he meant to kick his neck…and when you are wearing a blade on the bottom of your foot, that becomes attempted murder. I don’t care if didn’t mean to necessarily kill him, but he was absolutely trying to cut him and injure him. I’m leaning more towards intentional than unintentional.

[@lukerisser9163]

I’m a ref and I’m glad they cleared all this up in the video so I don’t have to keep calling these illegal plays

[@PavelBarber]

I'm always here for the zebras.

[@joemamma3259]

U gotta make a video on how to get away with these things

[@Krozin5]

Are u blind?

[@zaklepoidevin241]

@@Krozin5 I was going to say that

[@Krozin5]

@@zaklepoidevin241 Ahhaha

[@thewhizzbiscuit3246]

Lol "now fighting is illegal, you can't fight, but when you DO fight you can't do this..." Best hockey joke I've ever heard

[@appl3s]

Thanks I was wondering why I was getting so many penalties

[@PavelBarber]

No worries. Maybe in episode 2 you'll learn even more.

[@appl3s]

@@PavelBarber i hope so.And your vids are great keep up the good work

[@habsfanstudiosfromanimemak5379]

Lol

[@LYTE_clan1]

🤣

[@appl3s]

@@MeandmyLife24 it’s a joke

[@mararose8127]

I was actually getting these same penalties in figure skating so this is really helpful thank you

[@sieraschroeder3454]

I know! I couldn’t figure out why my scores were so low.

[@serenity6415]

I'd watch that routine intently.

[@wolfgamingnetwork3542]

ah yes go full blown harding on the ice

[@bradmarchand8646]

"Whenever something's illegal in soccer, it's illegal in hockey." 💀

[@PavelBarber]

Hey Brad. Licking is also illegal in soccer.

[@ふーさん-r3s]

マーシャン！！ Marchand!!!

[@DerekVTX]

Hey Honey Badger, think I've see you do pretty much every one of these plays.

[@avs1679]

I CANT😂😂😂🤣

[@yakimeshi2268]

soccer players make everything look illegal

[@AliAli-yv5fp]

For someone who doesn’t play Hockey, I’m glad you made this video! I was so confused as to what i can and can’t do. I personally thought the lick was legal.

[@kogasoldier9379]

Bro. All you gotta do is put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you then proceed to put the right foot back in and shake it all about. That is what it's all about.

[@fugin4674]

me too bro!

[@Sir_dog797]

Bro, that one with the spike to the neck, you predicted Adam Johnson

[@kekeruus]

2:25 cut was prefect had me rolling

[@ericp2115]

Happened in my league last week

[@henrykeitel1342]

For some reason this video is just funny internal

[@bmohr9826]

Matt Petgrave needs to watch this 0:57

[@JackMuren]

The face lick bit was priceless. Who does that!? We have the "Avery Rule", I think we need the "Marchand Rule" now.

[@PavelBarber]

haha you know you've made it when they have to make a rule based off of you.

[@JackMuren]

@@PavelBarber lol right!

[@indoelmo]

Marchand has definitely done the face lick

[@rat_rods_4_life]

Marchand

[@rat_rods_4_life]

Pavel I just made ur 40th liker

[@marlond2643]

The thumb nail is foreshadowing

[@gabezollinger7775]

Nobody: Mark Schiefele when he sees Jake Evans going for an empty netter: 1:14

[@LazyAssHat]

Guess he didn’t read the rule book

[@Maxcardz]

Haha

[@OhHenri]

Aeroplane vs air molecule

[@copies7449]

I was watching that game

[@rat_rods_4_life]

Yez.

[@Lammmbo94]

Thumbnail popped up on my feed at a really bad time

[@jsmoov1118]

I’ve actually performed the axe chop and I can confirm it’s very illegal. 2 year suspension and possibly a misdemeanor for assault with a weapon

[@andcam2683]

Well deserved inclusive of the charge considering that's exactly what it is

[@TheWinstonDouble]

I kinda got away with one. Only my coach saw so he only gave me 2 weeks. But that kid deserved way worse. If it werent for the stupid cages I would just started beating his face in.

[@georgekatsinis5224]

People can be so intolerant.

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@TheWinstonDouble You really shouldnt be playing hockey with that kinda mentality.

[@TheWinstonDouble]

@@JarthenGreenmeadow Why? He was instigating it. I'm a real nice guy on the ice but when all you're doing is following me around trying to get me going, don't act surprised when I get going.

[@DarkSkyRogue]

0:55 was some simpsons level premonition

[@jake.p533]

I really wished you started adding bandages to the dummy after each bit. And had him all bandaged up by the end!

[@PavelBarber]

That is a fantastic idea

[@romasteroldchannel1740]

@@PavelBarber Episode 2: The Mummy Dummy

[@Speedyey]

@@PavelBarber You would need a bandage sponsor to afford that lmao

[@stevesmart170]

Hockey players know not to wear bandages, they become a target.

[@Lenoh]

0:55 No more is it the Happy Gilmore Special. A new hand has touched that beacon. It's now the Matt Petgrave Special.

[@mykhull]

what’s scary, is that aside from the wrestling moves, almost all of this has occured at some point in the nhl =/

[@bustercherry8734]

Looks like someone watched this and took it too seriously...

[@jacobmahoney649]

Thanks for the tips! Definitely learned a lot

[@PavelBarber]

No problem. Be safe out there.

[@rat_rods_4_life]

@@PavelBarber I love the 2:35 lol looks a lil inappropriate * oh yeah and then get up like you hurt and kick him in the face *

[@dumbass_plays]

well the thumbnail didnt age well

[@manaze85]

Or aged PERFECTLY depending on how you think about it.

[@dumbass_plays]

@@manaze85 hell yea neck slits are awesome 😎

[@Brooksy7227]

@@dumbass_playsDo you know who Adam Johnson is

[@mooeykay]

Thanks for this guide. I don’t know if I’ll be able to remember all of this though.

[@PavelBarber]

It’s ok. Save the video to your phone and watch it every hour

[@mooeykay]

@@PavelBarber damn you keep coming up with sound advice. Thank you I will do that.

[@rat_rods_4_life]

@@PavelBarber when the teacher sees you watching it in class and she is a hockey fan: actually I'll let that slide

[@rat_rods_4_life]

@@PavelBarber hey Pavel you forgot one... grab him by the nuts and pull until you are about to hit the boards and let go he will cry

[@Cornerboy73]

After seeing the thumbnail for this clip, I immediately thought we need a hockey player character in the next Mortal Kombat game.

[@hector_5946]

Oof, this video is super relevant now

[@elijahmccormick1166]

0:58 someone over in England didn't listen to this.

[@unacceptablefringe7508]

It almost seems like Matt Petgrave watched this video and heard "What TO do" not "What NOT to do"....

[@hockeydude8080]

As a hockey player myself, I learned a lot from this video. I was doing these a lot and was wondering why I was getting so much penalties but now I know.

[@Yes-cm1ph]

2:20 the perfect cutoff 😂😂

[@PavelBarber]

😂 we were dying laughing at those

[@ConnorRamos]

@@PavelBarber hello

[@timguillory6339]

Did the thumbnail predict the future like the Simpsons?

[@Jack-of-the-lumber]

Thats what i was thinking

[@asserehe5075]

I live in a tropical country and have never even played ice hockey (and probably never will) but this shit was hilarious! It actually helped me understand some penalties in the NHL

[@asserehe5075]

Also, poor dummy lmaooo

[@PavelBarber]

Educational and Entertaining. :)

[@poisonpotato1]

0:32 The Trouba 0:53 The Mat Petgrave

[@_saucyam_]

0:56 pretty sharp so They don’t WANT you to do THis”. I love how he says they don’t WANT you to do it like it isn’t anything serious at all lmfao

[@jackhelgeson5044]

The “Oh sorry” when he crotch smashed him just killed me😂

[@bossmanqricherboys1341]

He seemed so experienced during this almost like he has experience doing WWE during a game.

[@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo]

Haha it was WWF when we were kids that Austin reference straight up 1998 WWF 2 completely different companies WWF & WWE.WWF was fn awesome WWE sucked.

[@Theuniverseisstrange]

This aged really well.

[@antho364qc4]

the "educational" video turned into a hilarious video pretty fast😂😂

[@TKA_YT8]

The cover didn’t age too well…..

[@IonIsFalling7217]

When I was in college I was taking adult hockey lessons and all of us abjectly sucked. It was theoretically no-check scrimmages, but we spent half the time falling over and sliding into each other. We have inadvertently done some of these 😂

[@8pixelss]

That thumbnail aged well 💀

[@8pixelss]

Don't search it up

[@jimkeats891]

Wow. THIS didn't age well. I'm gonna say that the 0:58 mark may be played in a "certain case"

[@Username18981]

That happy Gilmore special...guess the English league needs this vid.

[@Mienfuher]

the hockey skate slashed aged horibly

[@CheddarCheese__]

0:59 this did not age well…

[@NLYS27]

Not at all

[@ajalonzo2705]

3:45 Brad Marchand would like to have a word with you

[@VitalGlory]

1:13 that guy practicing in the back is so wholesome to me. Picked up hockey late but loves it. Just by himself enjoying it.

[@ttkftykyfts]

gg thumbnail

[@kurtperini1224]

This video reminded me a lot of Adam Johnson recently.

[@dougler500]

Petgrave is so guilty, deserves prison

[@allistairlicorice310]

Well that thumbnail aged well...

[@StephenBannox-Handsome]

Of course this pops up in my feed -- video is blowing up after some boy did exactly this and killed someone.

[@HayilAl-Qadhaafi-ws9of]

Bro predicted the future.

[@gabrielvera-burgos4410]

You guys earned my like and subscribe. I've been playing hockey for a decade and didn't know half of those ones. Thanks for clearing it all up for me.

[@michelleduffy4712]

The death of Adam Johnson was like when you kicked the dummy in the neck

[@bananakin94]

Great pointers Pav, my suspensions have been in the 10-15 game range rather than 20-30 now

[@Septimus291]

Thumbnail didn’t age well lol

[@fbnd6973]

Seeing this after what happen to adam is crazy rip adam😞

[@xxh4n.n4h]

"Obviously nothing but respect on th hand shakes" Continues to push over him 😂

[@landenbachmann1180]

1:34 had me crying😂😂

[@tt128556]

He channeled his inner Matt Petgrave perfectly at 0:58.

[@tylernelson6386]

We need a part 2 soon I already love this series

[@PavelBarber]

It’s in the works buddy :)

[@JToLUCKE]

Wow that thumbnail is sad with the news of Adam Johnson

[@wyattehrhardt3621]

This was one of my most favorite videos. Cant wait for Episode 2

[@TheRealestFrenchToast]

the thumbnail didnt age well

[@patb8792]

2:28 We call that one: Riding the Bull 😂 Hilarious video. Thanks for the laughs. Can't wait for Episode 2

[@FaintKarmatic]

0:58 Hello from the future. Turns out a guy did just that, and straight up murdered someone on the ice. Maybe he should have watched your video and learn how to play hockey

[@videogamenoob100]

I think he watched this video and got the idea to do that

[@albabyobie3807]

Great stuff there lads, we don't get quality coaching like this in NZ. Its a real talent to point out the difference when its such a fine line.

[@PavelBarber]

Thanks. I love my New Zealand fans. So hard to tell what is allowed vs not. These ones just barely cross the line.

[@albabyobie3807]

@@PavelBarber As you have just said "I love my New Zealand fans more than any others" (paraphrased). Isn't it about time you started planning a trip here! I think you owe it to this mighty nation of Ice Hockey.. all three of us. Unlike some of your mates, I'll even introduce you to some REAL celebs. We have a guy who can throw a gumboot the farthest!

[@PavelBarber]

@@albabyobie3807 I will research what a gumboot is and get back to you

[@liammulcahy1890]

The Happy Gilmore Special is very relevant nowadays.

[@PAFISHWHISPERER]

😂😂😂😂😂 This is the best hockey video ever

[@PavelBarber]

Educational & Entertaining.

[@PAFISHWHISPERER]

Lol

[@kendrahordiyenko5498]

2:55, your playing and there's a fight going on and then this happens...

[@losi5ivet29cc]

This actually brought a tear to my eye I was laughing so hard 🤣 I don't condone any of it but the humour in it is what sold me. Bottom line is if anyone is out there doing this stuff deliberately it's just a reflection of who they are as a person in general. I look forward to the next video keep up the great work.

[@morrisalanisette9067]

this thumbnail did not age well lol

[@lytral697]

this was probably fun to film

[@PavelBarber]

First hit I've ever done.

[@italian_weirdo]

you know it’s great when I like the video before it’s done

[@zachvegaoiledupnikepros]

The one guy on everyone’s hockey team needs to watch this

[@ThatsAPaddlin88]

0:58 the Matt PetGRAVE 🪦

[@AwesomeSauceDavid]

0:58 if you know, you know

[@lancebabcock9239]

So what I'm pickin up here, and don't be afraid to say otherwise, is that attempted murder is a penalty. Got it chief.

[@bleumeanyontherampage2136]

It would seem Matt Petgrave failed your course.

[@TheSpeeder-x8x]

rip adam

[@shinywalrus8856]

1:42 that follow through

[@Coach_Shiner]

Hee-yah!!

[@gpotato155]

I played hockey my whole life and never thought about drop kicking someone 😂😂😂

[@123hockey9]

3:40 brad marchand

[@PavelBarber]

haha it was hard to do on a fake person...no idea how he did it to a real one.

[@TheEstowrath]

Oh god. 0:55 did NOT age well. Lol

[@sethook2970]

The home rink looks amazing after the lighting upgrade!

[@haleylasovich9095]

I started dying during this, man this was sooooo funny, made my day you definitely need to make a part 2

[@CorePathway]

Cross check in the throat Flying knee Log splitting with your stick on their head from behind. Sharpening the butt end of your stick. Using 3 inch nails to hold the blade on the shaft of your stick. (Probably not prohibited by the rules tho, but you can only do it once with plausible deniability)

[@Mrpringlechips]

Little did they know Adam Johnson would die from one of these

[@Creativities123]

the perfectly cut *smack* at 2:22 made me laugh so hard. great video!

[@GabrielFreeburg]

Bro the thumbnail jsut put Adam Johnson tbh😢

[@DylanJYT]

“That’s why you wear head protection pal.” Not even 5 seconds later: Hits the dummy in the head with a stick I was dying there lol 😂🤣

[@user-ut1zl5eh4o]

Funniest video I’ve seen in a while 😂

[@drewv4681]

3:35 lmao

[@123hockey9]

brad i bet the no licking part made u upset

[@bradmarchand8646]

Wait a minute.... there's two of us!?!?

[@Cyge240sx]

Shocker that the thumb nail is an actual legal case now. This video aged quite well. Great job

[@william_hartman]

Hilarious. This reminded me of a scene from an old John Wayne movie McLintok where he demonstrates what you can't do during a fight on one of the fighters to soften him up.

[@PaulThomasHawk]

1:20 had me crying 😂😂😂

[@Onlytheclouds]

Forever will be known as the petgrave move

[@Custom26621]

Shut up man. I was at the game as a Nottingham Panthers fan. I saw an accident

[@UnrealTech9403]

@@Custom26621Been hearing he's done the exact same thing on more than one occasion. If so, still think it's an accident?

[@Custom26621]

@@UnrealTech9403 okie dokie mate

[@tt128556]

@@Custom26621 A Finnish coach who had the "pleasure" of dealing with Petgrave when he played in Slovakia (or Chechia, can't remember which it was) said in a big newspaper that Petgrave was the dirtiest player he ever coached, and that footage of him slide tackling opponents skates first still exist.

[@Custom26621]

@@tt128556 ok👍

[@dioncox7769]

2:22 when he just gets smacked and it cuts off is really funny