Every Goal I Score, the Pitch Shrinks

Can I win the UCL before the Pitch disappears?
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[@Pazjor]

What video should I make next? 🤔

[@makram0]

Rebuildin barca with unrealistic trnasfers

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Fix my fc 25 team ok

[@FLOW_KINGZ]

Imperialism

[@ahmadbhatti1531]

Please rebuild arsenal please I beg you

[@vanessabyron1081]

Hey

[@Goatsedit-l2g]

That Penalty shootout I was literally dying bro 😂😂😂

[@AbdullahAlswaji-j3l]

Same

[@EdidiongUdobong-i3t]

For real

[@Ajaz-]

They are fighting for their life 😭😂

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Fr

[@MorePazjor]

WAIT this guy looks EXACTLY like me

[@FLOW_KINGZ]

Bro that's Ur brother 😂😂

[@ManchesterUnited_2008]

WAIT HE’S A FAKE

[@Jakthebadrandom]

Did bro just write on his second channel

[@FLOW_KINGZ]

@@Jakthebadrandom yes

[@arshmanwasim4755]

Yoo he does

[@SKIBADIOHIO]

Every time you score the goalkeeper gets bigger

[@hello.28288]

0:23 "i need my eyes checked tottenham are looking good for once" BRO THATS CRAZY

[@chunkychicken9344]

5:24

[@smellinflictor5821]

Ayo chill Derek

[@95thregGB]

Ngl it is

[@Nawaf69420]

Derek Rae Really Roasted Tottenham 0:25💀💀💀💀 Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS

[@anthoneygadri6744]

What is true?

[@jcreno3710]

I am a tottenham fan

[@ItsAlbert09]

@Nawaf69420 “ay yo chill Derek”

[@Rolandgortney]

@@jcreno3710I feel bad for you

[@FreeSubcribeBack]

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[@bachira0__]

Pazjor the polish goat never runs out of these amazing ideas 😂

[@MARTINSMARVEL]

This is gotta be pazjor funniest video ever 😂😂😂😂 Don't want to be that guy but seeing Mbappe behind the net just makes want to say offside 😅

[@FV8RF24]

11:21 bro just went "I like yo cut G to carvagal"😭🙏 10:53 is this wrestling class bru💀 13:02 what are these bottlers doing bru😭 13:36 they are legit falling over each other💀

[@sandrotamindzija2482]

Npc

[@FV8RF24]

@@sandrotamindzija2482 im a npc are you dum?

[@mackridgway746]

That knee slide by a goal keeper was crazy

[@ethantasti2521]

9:44 i would bet £3 that there was a cut there

[@Pazjor]

it's real, I couldn't believe it either

[@ethantasti2521]

@@Pazjor I'm glad I bet £3 then

[@CookedTurkeyFr]

​@@Pazjorhey can you make "what if Alex Ferguson comes back." Or "What if every good club is bad and every bad club is good."

[@daily60sSmart]

Nah there wasn't a cut his reaction was on point no cut I believe Pazjor he makes authentic videos unlike S2g who creates stupid storylines

[@DioZandro]

There is something called a cheat engine, which allows you to tweak the results and everything outside the game, that's how he was changing the pitch size prob

[@_MJ_10_]

Funniest football video I ever watched 😂... Thanks for this ❤

[@pudissahachaiseree5378]

7:41 Karius moment basically in the same way 10:30 What is M- offside doing 11:28 uh what the 12:42 stuck again 💀 13:44 bro 13:49 he’s floating 14:14 😂😂 This video is crazy

[@tunarmusician]

Dude, you’re a genius for coming up with something like this!

[@santibasurto1967]

Pov: soccer fields in school

[@ebrimajagne8213]

For every goal the pitch gets bigger

[@johnrowley47]

Yes😮

[@uigoku3339]

And the pitch starts small

[@EliasKokosnot]

We know

[@MelissaKravitz-bw3wh]

Yes

[@TurtleLoverTL]

0:26 Ayo chill Derek got me jumping out of my window☠️

[@devdatta146]

7:40 the best moment

[@PenguinGames-y5p]

Great video! As always.

[@InvictusK1]

This vid was an absolute banger wont spoil end tho!!

[@ClariceWambui]

Finally the commentators that roast are back🤣🤣

[@Pazjor]

they were on vacation for so long

[@RandyBallard-n3u]

I know

[@Excited_union]

Pazjor is the guy who knows how to make people laugh and make it so entertaining like I love him so much I even watch him on the toilet and keep him on and watch him even late at night 💀✋

[@minasvue]

I do to

[@Excited_union]

@@minasvuecrazy😭

[@BarcaEditz.]

Darek Ray bringing in the smoke 🔥

[@KurdissecondAccount]

This guy gave Spurs the LUCK

[@RitaGavin-ow8tb]

Great video Pazjor. Keep it up

[@lau20b]

Bro Mbappé kicking the water bottle in the field 😂

[@jacopoquinto3983]

This is the funniest video I've ever seen in my life

[@jacopoquinto3983]

Thanks bro you're the best

[@Hihabiab]

“I need my eyes checked Tottenham are doing good for once”

[@a.12y-]

POV: School Football 😂😂

[@janisjeck]

Best Video ever. Caught myself laughing permanently the last 3 minutes of the video😂

[@durvangparab8744]

Funniest video ever!! literally died laughing 🤣🤣

[@timi-BIG]

FOR EVERY GOAL CONCEDED 1 REALEASE,EVERY GOAL SCORED GET TO TAL A OLAYER FROM THAT TEAM

[@Arsenalsupporter]

Why capitals?

[@greninja9756]

The goat uploads once again🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@MbappeTheGoatFC]

Champions league ❌ Futsal champions league ✅

[@LivnaHirschfield]

One of your best vids 👌 👏 👍

[@Pazjor]

appreciate you!

[@galaxypiano09]

12:20 felt like old school game

[@anonymoushuman279]

this shit is actually so funny 😭

[@MultiGameMaven]

13:36 i was dying in laughter 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cooldude9889]

And the people that were glitching on the floor made it even funnier 🤣

[@FlynnplayzYT]

Whenever you score the pitch gets bigger

[@ILoveKidsWithin159]

9:46 aged well 💀

[@Mgazifamily]

My favourite KZbinr 🎉🎉❤

[@Flagofnepal]

“I need to get my eyes checked,spurs is actually doing good for once”😂

[@Meomorable-Life]

This was the BEST! I will sub!

[@lolisalvarez4175]

Love ur vids Paz I watched every vid like 100 times

[@bachira0__]

8:07 nah this is funny af😂😂

[@Metalslide_6]

every time pazjor posts your mod turns brighter

[@drenushafazliu7038]

This is pitch shrink champions league

[@JonathanRabito-v3r]

When you score the pitch gets bigger

[@otienomartin3691]

this is the most hilarious video u have made😂😂

[@ManchesterUnited_2008]

10:30 mbappe still offside 😂

[@ganeshdattasharma8015]

Bro this is so funny 😂😂😂😂 0:35

[@Muppsate]

Ayo chill Derek 0:28

[@BMFC_03]

Another BANGER Pazjor!

[@LeoP-wy8te]

14:34 got me laughing out so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Therealmehmzzie]

Every time i concede a goal my goalie becomes bigger/smaller

[@OspreyV2-22]

Nice video dude ❤

[@samanthajacobson6789]

I bet you £50 for voting material game

[@blitzbros23]

Those announcers were unhinged 😂

[@AHMADNAUFFALBINEFFENDYMoe]

Nah there's no way they have a north london derby💀

[@vanessabyron1081]

6:36 6:36 6:37 6:37 6:37 6:38 6:38 6:38 6:39 6:39 6:39 6:39 6:40 6:40 6:40 6:41 6:41 6:41 6:41 6:41 6:42 6:42 6:42 6:42 6:43 6:43 6:43 6:43 6:43 6:44 6:44 6:44 6:44 6:45 6:45 6:45 6:45 6:46 6:46 6:46 6:46 6:46 Bro

[@kheelarbeing.gaming]

Saka and Harvetz own Little Spursy everywhere 😂😂😂

[@Howesrhylan]

Imagine this in real life

[@NanobanaKinako]

So the only way for Tottenham to win a UCL is to play on a pitch slightly smaller than a basketball court. 😂

[@riyanprasla6429]

Start of a great vid

[@ahmadbhatti1531]

The best KZbinr!!!!!

[@Kakaftbl7]

The Final Got me DYINGGG

[@drmedhat66]

Derek roasted spurs hard 💀💀

[@DestinedForGreatness-ql6kc]

'Every goal I score, teams get randomized'

[@EmmanuelVenegas-o8y]

12:58 is or pitch in school 😂

[@alifarid-if6ki]

The goalkeeper box is bigger than the pitch 💀

[@pangphongphanich250]

winning the world cup by stealing players

[@Footballedit-p9y]

After harry kane left he couldn’t win any trophies still now went Tottenham want

[@VG4LRS]

Funniest video u made 😂😂

[@tamihines7214]

Win the game with the most goals of any club

[@Who_Asked1107]

Bro penalty shootout turned into a boxing match

[@bachira0__]

13:40 craziest penalty shootout ever 😭😭

[@NESLINYT]

ea needs to add this as a game mode

[@IanHarryChou]

Best fc video everrrrrr

[@mayraalvarenga8810]

PAZJOR IS THE GOAT AT EA FC!

[@Mountain_archer]

You started your channel December fourth and that’s my birthday!

[@Barcelonaaaa1-j4k]

Courtois and Vicaro were just have seizures for the entire shootout 😂

[@XTA7]

13:40 funniest penalty shootout everrrrrr!! I fell off my bed😂😂😂😂

[@shawnsingh1026]

This is such a cool idea

[@PokèFort8]

YEH WISH TOTTENHAM HAD 1 😢😭

[@IdkOsman]

Suggestion: every Goal i Score the Pitch gets bigger

[@XxRedEditzxX]

1:39 bruh the commentators are roasting left and right 😂

[@lau20b]

How do you shrink the pitch bro?

[@SplatGamer77]

Its a mod

[@lau20b]

@SplatGamer77 oh so u can only do it on PC

[@SplatGamer77]

@@lau20b I guess I don't really know how that works

[@jeremiahBEANS]

used mods

[@JoanneElvin]

@@SplatGamer77idk prob mods idk tho

[@leloids123]

0:00 already a banger 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@FinanciallyIndependentTraders]

Serious question… how do you actually make this gameplay happen like this?

[@Dutchrealmapper]

Mods

[@arshanshaikh6774]

This was really the funniest video I've ever seen of fc25 😂😭

[@AidenZheng-p7m]

Steward and Derek was crazy that pen shootout😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 7:40 was insane

[@itzIvann]

Messi as a giant in barca

[@Mickmouse774]

Pazjor I love your videos🎉

[@PrinceKarangathi-y2x]

I wanted you to make that every goal you score the net to become smaller

[@rachaeljohnson6114]

Pazjor is goatee but what a vid 👍👍👍👍👍

[@carlosaular4976]

“What in the kings legue is that” is crazy☠️☠️

[@TKOKIR]

Every outside the box goal will make the players shprt

[@chongophuti1118]

Like actually

[@monicanyangoma1123]

2:25Talk about a failure 😂😂😂😂

[@TONERYx]

Bro the penalty, that shit was so funny 😂😂

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Reverse everybody’s career