PC Longplay [527] Rambo The Video Game

[@MemeJesusFromFacebook]

I had to come here after WayneRadioTV mentioned it on the Half Life VR commentary, it's just absolutely hilarious to open up with "It's good that he's dead." *10/10 WRITING ACCOMPLISHED*

[@slyfox7452]

Same

[@creeperdiamond5671]

same

[@VoidSinister]

Same

[@DubiousFIN]

Same.

[@Ron_BWL]

As a Vietnamese, I find the dialogue very funny that most of them are Google Translate and doesn't make any sense for any military conversation lol.

[@Nitfluad]

Really? Can you tell me what are they saying?

[@Ron_BWL]

***** Example (starting from 34:10) -Mãi giờ mới được điếu thuốc = Finally get a cigarate -Chẳng có chuyện gì xảy ra = Nothing's happening (really?) -Chẳng có thằng nào đến đây bao giờ = No one ever gets close (LOL!) -Ở đây thậm chí chả có thằng nào để bắn = There's nobody to shoot here (stupid, lol) -Tại sao ta chả bao giờ may mắn với con điếm nào cả = Why am I having no luck with any whore (military guys getting laid?) -Lại kẹt ở đây vài giờ, có lẽ phải chờ đợi. Giá mà có thêm nhiều hành động = Getting stuck here for a few hours, I gotta wait. Wish there would be more action (I really have no comment on this one) -Quan sát và cảnh giác mày ạ = Look around and stay alert pal (Too long for an actual warning) -Ở đây thậm chí chả có ai để chửi bới. Đi ra ngoài tuần tra = Nobody's here to curse on. Go on patrol. (Yeah, bet these guys are too bored) -Đợi tí, cái gì đấy = Wait, what was that (This one is correct but again, too long and makes no sense in Vietnamese) -Mày có nhìn thấy con điếm ở với thằng sĩ quan kia không = Did you see that whore with the sergeant? (Self-explanatory lol) and a lot more stupid stuff like that

[@lennyfais5040]

+RsAOfAnt Huh, I learned a bit of Vietnamese today, cool! Thanks dude!

[@JagofTroy]

This was awesome to see. No wonder this game is no longer for sale on Steam.

[@MadTitanGamer]

RsAOfAnt what they saying then zipper head

[@johnnyzero8853]

He’s a man, not a god! Come one Comrades! He’s a man, not a god! Come on Comrades! He’s a man, not a god!

[@timgrove5757]

Angry Joe lol

[@VahanNisanian]

Too bad it is not the arcade game from 2007.

[@JagofTroy]

Mihai Best Its a newer arcade cabinet. And definitely not worth playing, it reuses scenes from this game but the gameplay is even worse. I actually wanted to die so I could quit playing. ~JagOfTroy

[@shadyz4496]

Jag of Troy IMO its pretty decent.

[@shadyz4496]

Jag of Troy this video game not the arcade

[@user-wq9mw2xz3j]

u mean 2002

[@professorboltzmann5709]

1999

[@thecowboy2]

I saw footage of the arcade game, and I actually prefer this one over the arcade. This one gives you the feel of being Rambo with the stealth kills and the gun sequences, instead of just straight arcade action.

[@JagofTroy]

True, it does make you feel as if your actually Rambo. The arcade one was pretty garbage. ~JagOfTroy

[@usamazahid3882]

@@JagofTroy which one? Rambo III?

[@JagofTroy]

@@usamazahid3882 Don't remember which one it is exactly but I just wasn't a fan of the newer one they released, think you hold a big plastic gun to play it. Sorta similar to this game

[@usamazahid3882]

@@JagofTroy it was Rambo III on the Arcade, a Rush level like game if that is you were referring to then by all means, you are correct.

[@timgrove5757]

Rambo is my childhood favorite but I wouldn't buy this game if it was free then I'd give it a try

[@robertrodriguez787]

So who is asking either one of you to buy or play that game

[@timgrove5757]

@@robertrodriguez787 no one relax lol

[@yeoedwin1619]

This game deserves a better polish, not only in terms of graphics but also gameplay.

[@pearljammer364]

He's a man not a god come on comrades He's a man not a god come on comrades He's a man not a god come on comrades He's a man not a god come on comrades He's a man not a god come on comrades He's a man not a god come on comrades

[@usamazahid3882]

Angryjoe found it hilarious.

[@lucasmr3215]

Sample obtained! There it is!

[@Dragonfire1911]

No God would have mercy he won't

[@jaredulloa7861]

There it is! Sample Obtained! There it is! Sample Obtained! There it is! Sample Obtained! There it is! Sample Obtained! There it is! Sample Obtained! There it is! Sample Obtained!

[@iandirish]

Just like in the films, to hell with aiming down the sight! Rambo doesn't ever need it!

[@wickedgamerwizard1105]

The real rambo experience

[@thephantom496]

I know a lot of people hate this game, but I gotta say that I still want it, it actually looks kinda fun.

[@namngyen9111]

But this game makes vietnamese hate and angry

[@snozzlehead92]

@@namngyen9111 Stop being Communist then.

[@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s]

*TWWWWWWO HOURS AND FOURTEEN MINUTES?!* FOR FORTY DOLLARS?! A RAIL SHOOTER FOR TWO HOURS IS 40 DOLLARS?!

[@Osio1000_5]

FFFFFFFUCK RAMBO THE VIDEO GAME!

[@BreadTeleporter1968]

The most hilarious way to start a game about Rambo

[@fireoodanuki]

I wanted to hear... "Nothing is over!" after 32:01

[@rainsauzer760]

Mission accomplished

[@mohammadghasemi8693]

43:21 what happened to him?

[@jeongminkim4409]

even he can't die right in this game

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

These devs came a REALLY long way since this game. RoboCop Rogue City is a helluva achievement from them. THIS is why you give studios second chances.

[@alanescareno9748]

Who’s Excited for their Terminator Game.

[@louguerra696]

Seems like it will be cool hopefully its not a rail shooter

[@base366]

Alan Escareno me

[@asafakiva1619]

Me

[@xxsideouz8953]

Not me.

[@Keithchan2024]

xXSideouz dumbass it already released

[@reamursstudiox5804]

I love this since 2014, when this game are release for the first time

[@KK20191]

M16A4 in Vietnam? Wtf couldn’t the developers do some quick research and find out that the M16A1 is used in Vietnam. The M16A4 wasn’t adopted until 1997.

[@KK20191]

Even worse it has THE INCORRECT STOCK.

[@RoyStantz]

Call me crazy, but I would like to see TT Games do a Lego Rambo game, even if they'll need to tone down the violence and the Viet Cong and Soviets stuff.

[@isaacster5027]

You’re onto something....

[@Euskalbikoizketak]

Well. Rambo had his own cartoon show.

[@Tismdylan]

​@@Euskalbikoizketak wait really when

[@milanmolnar9334]

This is some quality entertainment. lol

[@chrisschirripa5917]

Whoa this really shows what the original the Xbox do.

[@tinyzak6958]

I hope there is a 3rd or 1st person Rambo game that is open world in nam and u can liberate outposts similar to like farcry

[@matthewroth9196]

Rambo the video game! RAMBO! RAMBOOOOO! RAMBO! I’m losing it.

[@wizards-themagicalconcert5048]

Game looks really good ! Expected worse after i read some reviews that made it seem super bad ! This is RAMBO !

[@unchainedwiththecapt]

Thanks for putting this up. Pretty interesting watch.

[@TheNaturalPatHarris]

So much potential. so much.

[@zenaku8508]

Dafuq, I just now learned that Rambo had a game Rambo needs a Openworld game

[@someguy8951]

Farcry hours of darkness.

[@tterminator-bm2tm]

hit or miss rambo always hits you

[@WillieManga]

I would have been fine with a Third Person Shooter. I frickin love Gears of War, and while this game would have been more simple, it still would have been more satisfying

[@brygojira4731]

If you want to play a game that's actually feels like Rambo, I'd stick to Far Cry 3. But hey, maybe one of these days we'll actually get a decent Rambo game

[@hthgamer5154]

Satisfying the dick, insulting our Vietnamese people

[@giguyjoe]

Yup. Still looks like a decent rental.

[@dibbo9264]

Don't like the arcade style set up shouldve been like COD

[@SnoppleWopple]

As much as i hate this i do feel like we dont need more cod rip offs

[@davidmeyer6908]

A Metal Gear Solid approach would have been awesome.

[@blackflame4506]

Thanks for the longplay JagofTroy

[@JagofTroy]

My pleasure! More will be coming from me later this month. :) ~JagOfTroy

[@yz85rippin92]

looks like an arcade game stay in one spot pop up shoot pop up shoot people and yeah

[@HieuTran-xl5oz]

Vietnam army have a jeep with rocket on it?? Whoa wtf bro????

[@jamesl.anderson1384]

13:01

[@MiguelArcos2003]

This game could work well as a Arcade Game but for consoles no I rather see a First or Third Person Shooter Rambo game and I especially wanna see a Cobra Video Game

[@TheGothprincess2]

Too bad this game isn't more of a stealth game like Metal Gear Solid or The Last of Us.

[@flariz4824]

fuck The Last of Us, I rather play this game over that overrated crap anyday.

[@samuelquintanilla6338]

Angry joe brought me here...... “ he’s a man not a god”

[@unaweonaomasenyoutube4287]

Whos joe?

[@yeongvinsheng7639]

A rail shooter, for 2 hours is $40!? Fuck Rambo the Video game!

[@dl5014]

They need to remake this game for next gen. A Rambo video game has the potential to be a open world game with a mixture of Ghost Recon & Far Cry. They can follow the cinematic missions & scenarios & they can create new missions/objectives. Like for example: Rambo vs Putins Russia, Rambo vs South/Central American Cartel, Rambo vs. African Warlords in the Congo, Or Rambo vs the Taliban ect...I feel there is so much potential here that nobody is realizing.

[@Necr0Mancer666]

Wow is this 1986 already?

[@ghostcod3682]

sinceramente nose por que le tiraron tanto hate,para mi es de lo mejo y eso de que no esta tan mal graficamente

[@infinitemartialist]

Definitely behind on the graphics, but most of the gameplay reminds me of Time Crisis, which I love. I'll prolly grab this for PS3 some time and use the Move to gut it good. All that ducking, dodging, poppin out and shootin is right in my comfort zone

[@JagofTroy]

Hopefully you grabbed it cause Steam doesn't even sell it now. I may do the DLC and upload it.

The dead island menu looks exactly like this 😂

[@gibbs-13]

To me, Shadow of the Tomb Raider XD

[@jeffrey44]

Scene by scene recreation? I don't think so. Where is the scene where he talks to the woman hanging out washing and she tells him that his buddy died from cancer? Where is the scene where they wash his bare buttocks at the police station? Two scenes that I enjoyed in the original film but that I can't play in this game.

[@JagofTroy]

Which editon of the movie was that second scene in? They can't include EVERYTHING on a low budget as it is.

[@azman8930]

auto aim: no auto move: yes

[@kolakhan1795]

lol

[@brygojira4731]

Nothing is over!!! You just dont turn it off!!!

[@hellopopo7078]

Tbh, if the Vietnameses got that much supplies of gun and transportation during the war back then, then the Americans could have lost wayyyyyyyy earlier.

[@justyournormalyoutubeviewe7789]

And this is how Tenyon killed John Rambo.

[@eliseoperez332]

Just your normal KZbin viewer

[@enzomann84]

And over and over and over

[@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s]

*THIS IS NOT HOW YOU DO YOUR MUSIC CHEAPLY, GUYS!*

[@flariz4824]

I mean the game is obviously bad, but personally I found it more So Bad Its Good. You can have dumb fun with it.

[@superrrhieeus7498]

This is a game that distorts Vietnamese history 😡

[@namngyen9111]

From chê game with love

[@timnguyen7382]

Excure me why there is ussr army

[@joaodasilva4174]

During the whole game 1:59:21 Rambo used a strong word.

[@LightBrownRecluse]

JOHN!

[@thehermit761]

I feel this game could have been better.

[@mostrin8983]

This looks like a fake game that you would see in a movie

[@GamingTohru698]

This really didn't work out too well but I try not to blame Teyon (They didn't have a lot of money which is why this game got so much hate).

[@RegularJohn53]

I had such high hopes for this game until I've found out it was gonna be a rail shooter.

[@suspiciouschicken]

1:30 all i wanted to hear. Ill be on my way now

[@jeongminkim4409]

If you don't think this game is not good, I don't know what will...

[@doge2629]

Heeesaah maanh noth a GoHhd.

[@GigabiteAnimeReviews]

This game is best of worst. Maybe in SEGA Arcade you fights like John Rambo, but in this game... You become John Rambo.

[@diegocarrillo4324]

the game is fine, but it would be better if they did it like in a far cry

[@davzviet5075]

Wait how is Rambo in Afghanistan if he's dead

[@JagofTroy]

He didn't die, it was a ruse.

[@kampferadib7155]

Too bad Rambo: Last Blood did not include in this game since the movie was released after the game was created.

[@snozzlehead92]

The movie was abysmal and made a joke out of Rambo and his history. Check out The Critical Drinker's review of it. He explains perfectly why the film was a major misstep in the franchise.

[@Emulous79]

This is hilarious.

[@brandonarita2022]

20:00 - 20:24 lmao

[@itspetahhh5304]

Its not that bad i like railshooters

[@sillyninja65]

so much potential wasted

[@brianb1941]

Am I missing something if i forgot something I understand but when the hell did Rambo kill cops on purpose in Rambo first blood

[@Milton146]

What year is it anyway?.......it's 1985

[@xXFlameHaze92Xx]

this game gave me ptsd

[@joaebergamini9809]

1:59:26 rambo arcade

[@user-uv4lj3jp6x]

Better alyx Have dvd Nobody used steam

[@santiago44735]

Rambo is expert martial arts is still kenpo

[@snnug2111]

Look I love Rambo, but this game makes Rambo look like a rejected cartoon series..

[@44adhd]

1:28:14 wtf did they even try ??? hahaahahahahahha posion XDDD GOTY 11/10

[@pixelAZ_]

This game is TOTALLY SHIT! Removed the fact that a shooter on rails should not be in the digital stores such as PSN or Steam, but in the Ardace rooms with its special cabinet, but even so it would suck, as FPS on Rambo there could also be, but a FREE FPS, where you can move like hell you think, I'm sorry only to those people who have played all this game of shit, but removed this, great World of Longplays, you're the best, ;)

[@p4em7o]

This game need Rambo 4 and 5

[@snozzlehead92]

5 was shit.

[@niceguy60]

Play the arcade version instead

[@brygojira4731]

Idk bout you, but this is basically a worse version of Time Crisis. Which is funny because Time Crisis is actual my favorite arcade series. At least in my case, this would be a guilty pleasure just for that.

[@Salamander676]

This game seriously was supposed to be in 3rd person

[@ChickenMcThiccken]

its like time crisis. basically hide and shoot game. i remember playing this and beating it in a day? i think. it was a whack ass game

[@Keithchan2024]

2 HOURS!

[@yeongvinsheng7639]

For $40!

[@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s]

A RAIL SHOOTER WORTH $40 IS TWO HOURS?! THE WHOLE GAME?!

[@luuwatGAMING]

wow alot easier on mouse/keyboard lol. ridiculous on a controller

[@sofuture6164]

everyone said this is bad i honestly cant see why

[@brygojira4731]

In my experience, there's a difference from seeing shit and playing shit

[@hayrahdeptrai29]

And this game saying vietnamese soilder is BADASS

[@Robotnikegg]

He Is A Man Not A God

[@sw1tched]

imagine open world, Just Cause style gameplay with Rambo fully licensed music and sound. Not this "on rails" piece of garbage we got

[@shadyz4496]

Now do it on ps3 (DONT. IT'S WAY HARDER)

[@furrycheetah]

That is no way too treat ur former soldier....

[@waleswideman1]

Anyone play this with a light gun or aim track gun

[@abdulinsota5320]

They should make new rambo game like far cry style

[@ravenwalker2080]

I agree

[@genericwhitemale7028]

I would need a vomit bucket if I was going to play this.

[@chiko32100]

How can i get the pump gun?

[@maginot]

This one must be remastered and corrected.

[@brygojira4731]

Probably will never happen. Teyon already lost the license

[@CrazyFreak714]

RAMBO The Arcade Video Game 💩

[@santiagoperla2522]

Rambo Sylvester stallone

[@RIP19851]

I had the game I could never beat the beginning and I use the gun for to

[@tariqcampbell]

how can i play this some body tell me

[@jackbaker2152]

This should have been like Gears of war style