PCP Station Review

[@DrShaym]

I prefer the PCP Station 4 to the EcstasyBox One. Don't even get me started on the Weed-U and it's stupid LSD screen controller.

[@aynonvideos]

XD

[@JustinMyersGames]

:3 BEST COMMENT EVER

[@realevostevo]

Well said, Doctor.

[@DethGod187]

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

[@mishimaindustries]

Maybe if you use Drugs or weed,graphic look like PSP

[@StormsparkPegasus]

Wow, the Chinese knockoff consoles haven't made it to the 80's yet. They're still using 1970's LCD technology.

[@locowoo20]

Lol!!!!

[@mykalsuarez4960]

So in 2030 the knockoffs will have 1080p?

[@locowoo20]

Mykal Suarez lmao

[@Agustx0]

Mykal Suarez I estimate that for 2050

[@IamNoSaint7]

Lol not even LCDs. Just pictures with light up graphics -_- these things ate ass in the 90s happy meals, and still eat ass today.

[@Bram25]

"Mom! Dad! I want PCP for my birthday!" A really awkward silence, and a tumbleweed passing by guaranteed.

[@og4407]

I don't think anyone wants this junk for their birthday

[@Bram25]

Owen Gallagher PCP is also the name for some sort of drugs. ;)

[@og4407]

I'm aware of that

[@leeeverett1278]

And the boy screams as I take my belt off and whoop his ass.

[@nickhowatson4745]

PCP is one hell of a drug let me tell you. it will give you the worst experience. stick to weed.

[@samsquanch1996]

nonsuch fly racing, chanticleer hegemony whoever came up with those game names most likely was on pcp

[@stupidskeleton1]

Kinda pissed someone wasted the title "Chanticleer Hegemony" on a bootleg game. That sounds like a game that should be nominated for Game of the Year. "Chanticleer Hegemony: Game of the Year Edition."

[@TheBcoolGuy]

One of those complicated RPG/strategy games that I can never understand, like XCOM or Dragon Age, with a medieval theme, ofc.

[@hubertmazur5549]

This would be the shit in 1970

[@SomeBlokeOrWhatever]

Just like pcp lmao

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@SomeBlokeOrWhatever LOL

[@therenegades7329]

@@JonatasAdoM lol

[@fshoaps]

Even in the 80s. Until the Gameboy released in 1989, for sure.

[@revivedfears]

It definitely would be shit, mate

[@mrs.yellow_ledbetter2911]

I love how he calls the so-called "child" in the logo on the box a "sad onion". I'm adding those two words together as a term to my vocabulary for now on.

[@Justin-fx2ze]

So true

[@justsomemincedgarlic]

This is wild, my old college frat house had a PCP station but it was way more fun than this is. What a nostalgia trip.

[@fuegosonic93]

PCP Station, the best way to get your children into the world of drugs.

[@TheGamerWithMore]

In Reply: HA! (Like quagmire)

[@moistenedeel4791]

you gotta be smoking pcp to buy that

[@TheJosephayal]

amma panty sniffa

[@billyjoe7225]

I am pretty sure PCP Is a pill you crush up.

[@cuirassier4296]

+Content Stealer nah it's a powder like cocaine

[@moistenedeel4791]

you can buy pcp in many different forms such as crystal, capsules, powder...

[@masterbawler]

My parents bought me that when i was younger

[@helios5868]

Chanticleer Hegemony...same universe as Hatoful Boyfriend?

[@a_lethe_ion]

cock fight I assume

[@SevenCompleted]

I did pcp once and threw a car across the street and took 43 bullets to the chest

[@elephystry]

Bandit Keith Did you then proceed to carve your own face off?

[@Elz_und_Elz]

Bandit Keith in America

[@ozii-cl4bw]

Only in florida

[@1973Washu]

It was like that time I injected three whole marijuanas

[@CoDWiiPS3Gameplay]

Look out!! He's on PCP!!

[@Dumbledoresarmy13]

We used to have a class in high school entitled 'Principles of Chemistry and Physics', abbreviated on everyone's schedules as 'PCP'. After 4 years went by my little brother went through high school. Apparently the administration hasn't figured out what the students find so funny about it, because the name and abbreviation still haven't changed.

[@magneticflux-]

Our engineering class is Intro to Engineering and Design.

[@Starkiller10569]

dammit, why do I have all the boring classes?

[@Xyele]

***** Duuude, don't you love the PCP class

[@Xyele]

***** I hope I get PCP everyday.

[@athrunzala75]

We have Principles of Technology. POT.

[@canalfechado567]

64 bit... 32 bit... 16 bit... 8 bit... 4 bit.. 2 bit.. ONE BIT. HALF BIT. QUARTER BIT. THE PCP GAME!

[@donovanarroyo2695]

Avgn the best

[@15-Peter-20]

Avgn?? 😜 😜 😜 😜 😜 😜

[@Acorn212]

He's the angry PCP nerd

[@TheSFMCreators]

"Rate is H and L pace. H document most speed can 250. L can 150 rate" Ah got it.

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

Inside°.

[@lols221222]

What?

[@novaryx]

+Alberto Sáez on a dance mat thing I bought it said: Don not put it near the furniture and other odds or ends.

[@nickhowatson4745]

that was for sure written while high on pcp lol.

[@BaronOfAnarchy]

PCP Station? I bought a Crack Boy Handheld Game Player

[@TheLarryburns84]

I got a CrackStation 2.

[@TayT300]

I got a Weed U.

[@TayT300]

***** What are the specs.

[@jonathanmadison12]

BaronOfAnarchy Your Crack boy ain't got shit on my MethCube

[@jonathanmadison12]

***** Ya got me there

[@brodogger81]

Screw PC! Glorious PCP Station Master Race!

[@VaskyLeid]

Lol

[@ephmilcent]

xD

[@stravinskydylan]

+Garfield How dare you betray Gaben! (JK)

[@superluigi1289]

Gaaarbige

[@edgegod4223]

HOW DARE YOU BETRAY GABEN

[@adilasdff]

"Battery goes in the and pain comes out from the front" LMAO XD

[@jod125]

"The real PCP is more likely to make sit alone in a room and carve our own face off" That makes me laugh for some reason xD

[@vox3l979]

eBay has recently been selling the glorious "SmellyChild GamePlayer +999,999,999 games". > "SmellyChild GamePlayer" > "SmellyChild" What a glorious GameBoy ripoff Also, 1 billion games.

[@sodaddict]

A billion games? I thought you said 999,999,999 games!

[@jay_344]

+TremendousPuppy "+"

[@sodaddict]

gg

[@ElectronikHeart]

"Batteries go in there. Pain comes out here !" Lol ! That's so true !

[@AeroLombax]

There might as well be PCP inside the damn thing.

[@TheStellaruniversexm]

PCP was detected in all PCP Station units.

[@AeroLombax]

***** Wait.... How do you know?

[@codyjolley6565]

******Airport security stops you*

[@TheStellaruniversexm]

***** The whole army of the world is rising to fight you!

[@codyjolley6565]

***** You were Rosie o'Donnell food?!

[@fuegosonic93]

The more I see this video, the more I'm thankful for having a 3DS, but feel sorry for the poor souls that have this piece of T-Rex diahrrea.

[@Pinnethewoo]

This is a ripoff for cheap people who belive get a psp for 23 pounds wow yea I'm like u I have all the systems so I feel sorry for those poeple

[@fuegosonic93]

Garrett Gathright I remember I had those consoles that had those "9999 in 1" games, at least they were very fun at the time, a lot better than this crap, I think I still have it somewhere lmao.

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

I also had a, "9999 in 1," brick console, and some of those were ridiculously cheap and actually had some fun to be had.

[@YoungLordz666]

Naw, it's safe to say that this is worse than T-Rex Diarhea, and harder to look at than Pope Benedict's face.

[@heatmojo]

a PCP station huh? I think i know a guy who got arrested for having one of those...

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

[heat-mon] LOL!! Nice.

[@genericchannel126]

LMAOOOO

[@CoryC321]

I found this at a flea market once and started bursting out laughing in front of everybody! Half because of Ashens reviewing it, and the other half because PCP is the name of a psychedelic street drug!

[@brandonsimoncini]

Did you not watch the first 30 seconds?

[@CoryC321]

@@brandonsimoncini I don’t know, this comment is 9 years old and I can only remember up to exactly 8 years due to brain damage from watching ashens for 9 years

[@marcywantsto7553]

I dont care how poor you are, throwing a ball in the air and catching it is LITERALLY more fun.

[@mrscruffles801]

Yes

[@chilldude30]

Or throw your PCP station in the air and catch it (actually, probably don't)

[@boitoi.5857]

The manual's broken English was the best part about this video

[@TheStellaruniversexm]

Hope Google adds at least a trillion more words and improves its translation method.

[@cynicthehedgehog385]

I grew up with a shroomcast, poor thing was discontinued way too early. But man, the dreams you had with that thing.

[@vezodus]

the manufacturer forgot to add this on the back: use drugs before playing

[@amartinez97]

When are these cheap knock offs going to advance in terms of graphics? can we please get a knock off than can at least compete with a gameboy advance damn its almost 2017 already.

[@hardworkingsloth]

there are knockoffs that are pretty powerful but cost a shit ton of money, thus erasing the only reason to buy a knockoff.

[@d0ublene0n49]

amartinez97 well, that would require effort and money, which they have in short supply

[@LairdDeimos]

~$30 for a GB Boy Colour, which is a Gameboy color rip off.

[@mico2680]

yes i know about that but at least it's backlight

[@Venislovas]

They're competing with Tiger electronics.

[@Telonelemon3]

More like PTSD station, this shit would give me nightmares.

[@mrc6032]

Whoever was in charge of naming the games, writing instructions, and the product name gives you a clue.

[@mewantbrains]

You would have to take PCP after playing that shite no wonder the onion is sad after playing that I would be too

[@WraithHunter]

The more games you play, the more PCP you get

[@mewantbrains]

I guess that would be profitable if you want to go down that road

[@NoTimeToBehLohst]

Wraith Hunter Good, I needed something to take my mind off those awful games.

[@wolfexer8250]

I love how you never change. it's the same comedy and it dosen't matter if i watch episode from 2010 or 2017.

[@hokage1997]

I have an idea. 1. Buy a psp for about $40 2. Get custom firmware 3. Get emulators for the psp 4. Get as much FREE Roms as you want. 4. Enjoy a pocket N64, SEGA, NES, SNES, and even treat yourself to gameboy and GBA I did it. And I'm enjoying myself a bit too much

[@stickyhomo9624]

pokeMon Ftw

[@Priest_Of_Zebak]

What custom firmware? What emulator? And will this work on the newest psp?

[@Andrew-xl3gr]

+Jonathan Decker It will work on any PSP. Just search "how to hack psp"

[@Equinoksl]

+hokage1997 Yeah because the original PSP games were so bad you have to play SNES games on it.

[@Andrew-xl3gr]

Equinoksl MGS Peace Walker and Disgaea were good.

[@TheLarryburns84]

They even use the PCP excuse in the original Terminator after he bashes his arm through the windshield.

[@RuruFIN]

what the fuck, I had games like this on early 90s, and they still make this crap in 2010? :D

[@CoryC321]

Oh, no. You cannot be speaking of... *gasp* TIGER GAMES!? Oh, god, I've said the name. It's going to get me now. SAVE YOURSELVES!!!

[@RuruFIN]

hell yeah these were those tiger crap :D

[@procommentr]

Cory Collins Don't get trapped in the R-Zone!!! lol

[@Olfehhhhh]

PCP station? Does it come with an LSD screen?

[@gabridish]

Nice one!

[@TheStellaruniversexm]

Not only it comes with an LSD screen, it also comes with meth buttons!

[@k27ism]

i love this guy and his sarcasm remarks!

[@Rottypops]

PCP Master Race

[@kylestephens1421]

I have never laughed so hard at a fake product review. You, sir, are awesome! Subbed.

[@Matsabrothers]

You do the best reviews I've ever watched. Your sense of humor is something that you cannot find in this vast video trash-bin. Please continue doing this and extend your reviews to other appliances, movies, books, games (whatever you can think). Your biggest Fan!

[@MultiYippee]

Yeah

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@MultiYippee uh huh!

[@ptbwf]

In 50 years your grandchildren will look at the PS Vita the same way.

[@typpinarkoosi601]

No. They will have pop-stations so advanced, they look and play like Atari 5200.

[@fuegosonic93]

typpinarkoosi and 50 more years they'll look like the NES games, while our grandchildren play zelda in a holografic Hyrule.

[@silentsand9]

fuegosonic93 50 years from now we will have half life 2+1

[@procommentr]

***3

[@metaexpyrosinpalingenesis5005]

The title "Chanticleer Hegemony" is the most proposterous and bizarre title not just of a game.

[@K4RN4GE911]

"PCP will thrill you!" Man, that stuff will kill you. D.A.R.E. tells us so, it's our right to say no!

[@CreepypastasUnite]

Drugs, not hugs.

[@Mahboishk]

Chanticleer Hegemony? Looks like some decently-educated developer somewhere read the Nun's Priest's Tale from Chaucer's Canterbury Tales. Not bad. ...Or more likely plugged some random phrases into Translate and somehow got this instead. Either way I am impressed.

[@MegaManNeo]

At least _Super Mary_ uses the underground level music from SMB and SMB2LL.

[@extremelypessimistic1977]

+MegaManNeo Du bist deutsch

[@MegaManNeo]

Creepers Swankin Yup

[@jusstzy997]

+MegaManNeo yay. ich auch :D

[@apocrowlypsenox]

"Non-rechargealbe batteries are not to be recharged"...

[@lukedavis436]

"Must be disposed of for you child's safety" *Throws the thing away without being used*

[@realsnowmouse]

Thank you youtube algorithm for bringing my attention to this old Ashens video. Much appreciate

[@bunnyfreakz]

I am mindblown, I want this for Christmas

[@saltypepper5696]

nah dude go for the PDP heard its the same thing but it includes an extra cartridge. for a low low price of 199.99. I KNOW RIGHT? when i heard the price i nearly fell of my chair

[@saltypepper5696]

i nearly fell of my chair because its the best deal XD

[@bunnyfreakz]

Bonesaw_x_37 Wow that's really cheap, I cant believe such thing exist lololol

[@saltypepper5696]

+bunnyfreakz ikr LOL XD

[@maggiethegamer1271]

+bunnyfreakz my pop station zc is actually playing TETRIS OMG

[@NGDemonSlayer12]

Fuck, I thought Tiger Handheld games died in the 90s. I guess not.

[@bobothn]

In 13 years the camera and mic got better but the quality content has been there all the time.

[@troykaleb1]

I did a quick google search and apparently "Chanticleer Hegemony" is a cockfighting game. So basically Streetcity Overlordfighter but with roosters.

[@VictoriaStobbie]

Could not contain my laughter when the music came on XD

[@AiOinc1]

Chanticleer Hegemony is on the control matrix in the instructions at 5:54... The controls are "Mouth Peck" "Kick Feet" and "Chuck Down" so it almost does seem like a real game!

[@robertkilbourne323]

Chanticleer was the main character in Don Bluth's Rock-a-Doodle, supposed to be Elvis in their universe, but he was a rooster. The name makes sense now.

[@Rick1885]

pause at 6:41 and read the 5th line from 2 basic skill.

[@thekingsman9773]

in very short time, our side must carry out continuum peck on opponent

[@flubs2298]

+Rick1885 It's "Eddy original location in gallinaceous body, and pinch three"

[@yoshifan0312]

Rick the Firefighter I almost spat out my soda.

[@Jaceblue04]

"Chanticleer Hegemony" is gonna be my band name one day.

[@mumb0833]

9 years later and this is on my recomended, giving me such nostalgia Edit: i mean these old consoles that look like original popular consoles

[@super-engineer8437]

I rate this 9/11....

[@kennyanderson4544]

DukstarGaming Nah, 6/9

[@super-engineer8437]

Kenny Anderson k

[@igomahdegle.3679]

more like New yorks attack

[@IamNoSaint7]

I'm gonna hold out for the GHB station. That's more my twist

[@kattn01]

Must say, I've not laughed this much at an unboxing of a crappy product in ages. You are just amazingly funny, Ashens!

[@ncwl.youtube]

i wanted this when I was younger; still have a photo of the PCP in the Flea Market; randomly found the old phone and looked at it, haha.

[@MrMajorasmask101]

Can't decide whats worse, this or the Tiger Electronic games.

[@dn7685]

Tiger Electronic games were made 20 years ago at least.

[@TheStellaruniversexm]

This.

[@Mick_92]

This is basically a glorified Tiger game.

[@harunal-muhajir5555]

MrMajorasmask101 The Tiger games were at least somewhat well-thought out considering the limitations. The Nintendo Game and Watch games even more so.

[@maxmattt]

I think I'll give this one a miss and wait for the Super Heroin Boy Advance.

[@jhulvincentcalabia2162]

I rather play solitaire.

[@sebotrp]

You know back in my day instructions existed to help people understand how things work, not confuse them even more.

[@feandesign]

We have PCP Station. Then why there isn't a MacP Station?

[@LordArikado]

+InformatyQ (ThePROsiakTV) You really want to pay double the price for an inferior product?

[@Sizifus]

These has to be some of the worst "gaming" platforms ever shitted out. Humanity should be ashamed of itself by producing such horrible piles of rotten road kills. Other awful systems pails by comparison with this waste of human resource. You've got nerves of steel by reviewing more than one of these miserable microchip rejects. Sir, You've got yourself a subscriber.

[@DUDINCHI]

i think they are aimed for people who live about 2 dollars a day and children from slums of india or china buy it so yea not alot of people can afford an xbox one

[@Sizifus]

It would be better to play with your own buggers, than to play with this piece of plastic shit stain, but yeah, these are definitely aimed at people who can't afford quality products. And it's all based on deception and cheap copycats.

[@hobo0077]

Spacey Suplex I don't know whether you would call the consoles they have here in the "glorious 1st world countries" quality.

[@grimmer190]

China.

[@anderswosylus80]

Professor M I'd think they're aimed at older people that want to buy a PSP for their kids, but see the PCP and think that it's just a cheaper alternative to the PSP so that's what they're getting.

[@Norhther]

I'm 9 years late, but in 3:42 it's not the european certificate, it's the china export symbol

[@GRCanalYT]

Kid: Mom, i want a PSP Mother: We have a PSP at home PSP at home:

[@GRCanalYT]

SPAM COMMENT BOTS ARE NOT ALLOWED

[@chickpea]

Super Mary...

[@extremelypessimistic1977]

+Mary Universe Did you like Nightmare Hospital?

[@chickpea]

Creepers Swankin YES

[@procommentr]

Merio can go small man loxate.

[@poopsintub]

Super Merio

[@Isaac-gh5ku]

Like Tiger Electronic Games.

[@itscrumbelivable]

ISS GAHT MOAR GAEMZ DEN YOU EEDIOTS GAT BRAIN SELLS!

[@procommentr]

Only the same.

[@dwellnord7354]

but the question is... is it still a better love story than twilight??

[@sinatrapr3171]

Lmaoooo

[@CitizenLily]

Love story?

[@Cyberwolf626]

I was 5 when you uploaded this, now I'm 17 🤯 it took me 12 years to comment and like this video.

[@jaimegermanotta8831]

Hahah I missed this video and chanticleer hegemony

[@crimsoneternity]

Why does this have 734 dislikes? Do people actually like this piece of plastic?

[@RockGodOne]

pretty sure the likes are for the video and not the system itself. If you didnt watch it, he is making fun of it the whole time. It made me laugh and 10,000 others.

[@thelazywanderer_jt]

That Street Overlord music... PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

[@AdmiralBison]

Imagine you were stuck on a small island, and aside from food and shelter, all you had was this!

[@kielwallace32]

Is there an option to kill myself?

[@Kerveros1904]

i would prefer to play with the sticks from the woods and pretend to be Syrano De Berzerac...it would ve more fun than touching this plastic piece of shit.

[@TheGamingTraktor]

oh god. this is worse than the tiger handheld gaming consoles.

[@goufr3540]

Not sure about that, Tiger did have the R-Zone and Watch Games.

[@TheGamingTraktor]

+CWDTrixie Yeah but tiger consoles were made in the 80's and 90's. This was made not too long ago. And altough the tiger game.com is pure shit, it is a better console than this. Also tiger had alot more games

[@KyleJWest-vn9kn]

I really wish I could go back and change my gamertag to "Chanticleer_Hegemony"

[@FSXNOOB]

Lol... welcome to 1983..

[@TheWhoamaters]

It looks like a P-38 and an F-16 with the landing gear out are fighting over their art styles

[@IsaacRussell707]

Why would it have a "game handle" (Or controller) if its portable? 😂

[@jorelplay8738]

That was painful, dude!

[@Nabla111]

I'm no doctor but I'm quite certain that PCP "the drug" is safer and more fun for children 3 and older than PCP Station. Should have been called POS Station.

[@TheStellaruniversexm]

"Piece Of Shit" Station

[@FateBoost]

The CE symbol might not be fake, a near identical symbol exists called the China Export logo, it just has slightly larger distance between the letters than the safety symbol. You never see both in the same package, for some reason, hmm...

[@GMMXX80]

Is it addictive?

[@UCZetaGundam]

PCP, Really China? Name your hit console after phencyclidine or its street name angel dust. I hope I get hallucinations when I play this and actually see that I'm playing something better. 😂

[@withinyamind]

LEAK SMOKE GOT ME READY TOO MURDER A ROOKIE

[@withinyamind]

+Young Jedi706 YESSSSS

[@mrbobspongeful]

+UCZetaGundam China designed these to torture their prisoners and extract info from them. Policeman: Tell me where the hideout is or I will make you play another round of Super Mary!

[@MickeyD2012]

+UCZetaGundam How do you think they smuggle PCP?

[@steemo85]

Ahahahah!! Super gender Mario!!!! WTF!!!??!? you are great dude!! Ahahahah

[@lyingonthemoon792]

I remember when I was younger and got this for a friend as a gift. Told him it was a PSP XD

[@bar-elch7809]

do you remember that PONG worked better than this sh*t of a "console"

[@holyhelga]

lol the "manual" sounds like its google translated:) and we know how well google translate is with word order.

[@WfrArcPol]

I think Chanticleer Hedgemony means...cock fight. Rooster + conflict...right?

[@BunnySenpai]

My God, you've figured it out!

[@TheLeadingCat]

I wonder if the fact they used really old and unusual terms for Chanticleer Hegemony was a pure accident or done on purpose to make people think it's a sophisticated game for dapper people.

[@TomGreen99]

You how read with no funny make?

[@-LOTO-]

I think you just accidentally the entire english.

[@topy706]

does it run with directX12?

[@haroldflower8008]

Yeah here are the specs AMD Athlon 370K Processor DDR3-2133 8GB of RAM NVIDIA Titan-X Graphics Card 1 TB HDD

[@Eskmm1]

Andrew Morano titan and an athlon, bottleneck city

[@haroldflower8008]

Eskmm1 lmao

[@pascalcouser2750]

Eskmm1 yeah that nividia trash is keeping that beautiful AMD silicon from its true potential.

[@brodogger81]

+Eskmm1 imagine running them in quad SLI :p

[@jacrispy9007]

I prefer the meth station 4

[@gaellafond6367]

It has a nice looking controller. Maybe worth buying it for a Raspberry Pi project with a decent LCD screen, with a SNES emulator