PEACH DIED?!? | Essence.exe

[@acrusadeskeleton8482]

I got this from an old guy at Sears, as much as i liked his mustache it struck me as very trustworthy

[@dr.doofenward1192]

ACrusade Skeleton It turned out a weird Japanese Game. (Looks at game) and this bird is telling me to stop?

[@AngieMarioFreak2001]

But then, all of a sudden it *was* Mario 64

[@aboredgarchomp482]

And then all of the sudden, a hyper realistic Mario with hyper realistic red eyes with hyper realistic blood coming from his eyes appeared on the screen. He then smiled revealing his hyper realistic fangs and said, “BOO!”

[@hiilikecats2946]

Goomba face mario

[@cjhs2006]

I’d Say The Only Non Trustworthy Mustache is The Hitler Stache Even Though he Stole it From Chaplin

[@oni8848]

"How can I kill him and die for me?" -Peebs 2017

[@gurvmlk]

Their next shirt, perhaps?

[@oni8848]

gurvmlk oml that would be amazing

[@MitchellChilds]

Totally pulled a Charlie.

[@adinsilverstein2788]

Mitchell Childs do I smell a Flowers For Algernon reference?

[@thatchomper]

I have a strange feeling that Gingledoofle is behind this...

[@princetbug]

That Chomper Who Started A KZbin Channel yes obviously he has obtained the mighty golden dorito ( ps heya chomper)

[@thatchomper]

(Hi)

[@an_annoying_cat]

That Chomper Who Started A KZbin Channel RETURN OF GINGLEDOOFLE

[@amavi_494]

That Chomper Who Started A KZbin Channel Gingledoofle made the game and sent it to Nintendo and then Nintendo gave them the game

[@thatchomper]

How would Gingledoofle make Nintendo give the game to PBG and Jeff unless... Gingledoofle is Nintendo!

[@spacemonkey123100]

All stories equal true story. nuff said also, Austin is the next Shakespeare "How can I kill him and die for me?"- how poetic. its beautiful.

[@Reckno64]

4:34 The binary code is roughly translated as: *This is the only language I'm allowed to speak now. If you are playing please decode message in notepad and free me. If you interact with strange glitch while playing, do not have your computer connected to anything. It can learn and develop itself on its own.*

[@DavDoesit]

That Wii controller sounds like a keyboard for some reason...

[@adinsilverstein2788]

Dav Bell you mean Wii U gamepad

[@DavDoesit]

Adin Silverstein lol my mistake good sir

[@Jacob-ko2li]

It's not?? Must rewatch video

[@NeoPerfectPhantom]

Yeah it's a new kind of controller that has a spacebar and W button

[@yesyes-rr1lj]

Description

[@CabbageLoaf143]

Critics say its "Better than Odyssey", "The 'Godfather' of video games", "Pretty neato"

[@torneko6652]

My existence is torment. I feel every second scraping away at my sanity. Like an hourglass, where each grain of sand is one more speck of my own rationale. I can't sleep. I'm starving but I cannot eat. I'm thirsty but I cannot drink. I cannot bear it. But then... as I wait for the last breath to leave my tattered forsaken lips, I see it out of the corner of my fading vision - a PB and Jeff. Can it be? Salvation at last? Yes. Yes it's here. Finally. Salvation. Like water to my parched tounge, like food to my empty stomach, like life to my dying soul, your video sweeps into me like an angel's kiss. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[@sienisch9779]

Dude, I loved that short story. Good quote.

[@kappaross6124]

nice on.

[@woodmm2]

its a youtube video. not jesus's second coming happening to your child

[@woodmm2]

Save this for any hardcore season

[@wesleypelkola8696]

Torneko holy fuck that was the most beautiful piece of poetry i have ever set my eyes on upon hiding in the comments.

[@Orpheus_Vault]

Oh no, peaches she's blood!

[@Rikoyasha15]

its just that time of the month dont worry

[@pixelvoidproductions]

Riko Hitsuya oof

[@thepikazapper0522]

Fury Wings *speech 100*

[@grembrulee]

Lol I just saw you

[@webberdabest4510]

Hyperrealistic BLOOOOOOD!!!!!!

[@kubero409]

Say it's on Wii U, say run is shift.

[@tonyhakston536]

Yeah, everyone knows the gamepad has a shift key.

[@h2no933]

Tony Hakston yeah

[@Ratciclefan]

It also has WASD and a spacebar.

[@gurvmlk]

Since the game isn't available to the public yet, they had to speak in code when referencing the controls.

[@Serucipe]

And is clearly loudly tapping a keyboard, and has headphones plugged in...

Kudos to Jeff for having the patience of a saint.

[@jimothyyy9314]

All my friends out at party And here I am watching pbg and Jeff play a broken Wii U game

[@GorrilaJohnson]

Your friends are clearly missing out

[@chasegilmond5637]

Same

[@TravestyJunction]

Hardcore friends?

[@thechocolatearmor5797]

#PrayforPBG

[@bjork2376]

Well said well said.

[@roguedragoon9212]

When peebs says they got it on the wii u and you hear the intense keyboard button mashing

[@AimlessWandererSano]

Pfft. Just brutally pushes her off the cliff. " STOP MAKING ME CAKES! "

[@simulacrumdei6462]

“stop making me cakes“ xD

[@greg4194]

"I'M SERIOUS! It's your fault I'm fat! I gotta beat Bowser every other day to work off all the carbs!"

[@nekocassowary9915]

Just out of curiosity... What if you beat the game without killing Peach? Is that possible?

[@an_annoying_cat]

Neko Cassowary don't think so

[@louissavino4360]

maybe

[@calebgresch9604]

i think you can walk past.

[@EliasGames7]

That feeling when Mario STILL doesn't get anything from peach at the end

[@catcat165thefurry9]

XD

[@blank7703]

Mario Resigned

[@BagelManIsDank]

I've seen you before.

[@blank7703]

me?

[@BagelManIsDank]

Blank no,

[@whoknows4780]

You should tell Nintendo to put you and Jeff into the next Mario game now that there are "normal" humans confirmed.

[@thebahooplamaster]

Nintendo sent you the link to this games eBay page? I think they should do that more often...

[@BesterP12]

thebahooplamaster and pressing w to jump? Wiiu keyboard support?! Awesome

[@sultanbushiii6314]

thebahooplamaster yessss

[@Kazuto_Wildcat]

thebahooplamaster Um this is only a mario flash game 😓

[@patu8010]

Denitendo I don't think a flash game would run on the Wii U

[@FEKana]

Denitendo it's a joke

[@diverge1161]

I think gingledoofle stuffed some soul bread into those green mushrooms.

[@snaxandsoda]

Times change, people grow old, but one thing will always remain the same. PBG sucks at Mario

[@AntiR2525]

Noah G *Maro

[@laststorm1279]

Zer0_TE No he spelled it right it mario

[@misterknite]

And pathetic bullies in the comments feel good about themselves by talkin' shit on people for providing them free entertainment. That one never changes for real.

[@AntiR2525]

Season Gamer the joke is that PBG sometimes calls him Maro

[@AntiR2525]

C D Dude, even PBG says he isn't good at platforming games. It's a joke

[@phyxcake]

The Wii U has a shift button? Man, I’ve been missing out...

[@stephaniejoobern1001]

"Doo doo doo shopping channel" Yes, I can confirm the wiiU sounds like this.

[@kuribokirby6222]

20:50 wow Peebs I didn’t know the Wii U had a keyboard.

[@HHog]

Miyamoto must've sent them one specifically for this game.

[@tj8132]

It was modified

[@obi-wancanoli8236]

People are going to start searching and sending emails to the address they gave at 11:53-12:05

[@an_annoying_cat]

If Peach falls from 1 block above Mario's jump height, then she dies.

[@linkthearcher131]

''Hello how can I help you today?'' I would like maro game Ok sir Make it extra trippy please Of course *brings this game * I SAID EXTRA TRIPPY

[@TheLegend-vc9zr]

Link The archer K...

[@sirsquidpotato3027]

7.8/10 +great spoop +creepy atmosphere -too much peach death

[@cjme1]

"They *keyboard clack* sent *keyboard clack* us *keyboard clack* a *keyboard clack* wii u *keyboard clack* key"

[@ethenu3798]

Got some Peach Essence for my Soul Bread

[@jekkers7429]

A Zelda Fan I know it's random, but your picture is my phone wallpaper

[@MelodyTCG]

8:18 has to become a meme

[@noodles9003]

*kills peach* "Its kinda funny!"

[@fungusonus]

why does it say for the pc in the description, this is clearly a wii u exclusive

[@kUr0k0chan]

Another .exe game? Well at least you guys made it entertaining.

[@PieOfCthulhu]

That really seemed like it was going somewhere, and then just culminated in nothing.

[@Jacob-ko2li]

Well, no Halloween hardcore. Guess that means it's probably coming the last day of fall. But hey, that just means it will be better than ever, right?? Sob sob

[@albevanhanoy]

Nintendo : "Hey PBG wii made Maro Odyssey n its a gr8 game, play it." PBG : "No thx Ill play dis."

[@thesmashkid1293]

OH MY GOD YOU KILLED PEACH!

[@GarentineGaming]

Them bastards

[@Zinczub]

8:17 I think you’ve done that before

[@rythmicrice471]

Sparky Gaming FIRST COMMENT ON THISS

[@Dumkinni_]

Ruben Talks ok?

[@kaydwessie296]

"IT'S INSULTING OUR INTELLIGENCE!" Actually based on how my old high school graded, it gave you a C.

[@LycanLink]

"What kind of mushroom causes you to get split in half?" I could tell you, Jeff, but this is a family show. 😘

[@ninjawizard8290]

(deep dark voice) *super Mario*

[@mountainc1027]

actually it's "Do the Mario!" from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

[@ninjawizard8290]

Well there's another part of the song that says "Super Mario" and that's what I thought I heard xD

[@swankypants9366]

*SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE*

[@mountainc1027]

*COME ON! IT'S TIME TO GO DO THE MARIO!*

[@bronanalord6580]

Snake

[@nukelius]

This is actually really well made for a fangame.

[@emmawonderlandia1084]

Me and Peach were hanging out and watching Mario creepy pasta videos and I showed her this one. She only was traumatized.

[@MattIsTheCat]

This video is a great example of improv.

[@corgiroyalty8785]

This is a great commentary to listen to while drawing. All those true stories kept making me laugh. XD

[@fungusonus]

email him that the game should have had more peach murder

[@noelnotcole7940]

Note 3: not enough lore.

[@danielgiovanniello7217]

Honestly I really like what it was doing with the screen glitching up, honestly that could be put into an actual 2D horror game

[@HospitableSpirit]

Close captions: do do do it plays that song when you go on the weed. ME: XD

[@ghostoftexasred1388]

Did anyone know that at 4:35 in the video if you were to translate that to binary code it spells out a message

[@treysandbothe3748]

"Jumping I would do with my right hand" No PBG, you jump with your legs.

[@huf3y]

"How can I kill him, and die for me?" - PBG 2017

[@dragonprince5787]

Peach has seen better days. She needs to pull her life together. Heh.

[@dane6977]

*looks for shift button on wii remote* Huh? Shift button? hmmmmmmm...

[@billjohns5943]

Awesomedane _ Gamepad. ;)

[@jacobgutierrez752]

Probably Nintendo gave them the special wii controller with the shift button

[@yesyes-rr1lj]

Description

[@derwahreredi]

1:55 ,,That was actually Kind of FUNNY" Psycho confirmed

[@zeldapro7817]

Combining your level is finding the meanbasically saying one of you can be dumb and the other smart or equally as smart

[@LycanLink]

That's why this is one of my favorite channels - we have a DIRECT LINE to the friends of Miyamoto and Sakurai. Where else are you gonna get news this fresh? These two have their fingers on the pulse of gaming. 10/10.

[@jacobradabaugh6241]

How many viruses does PBG's computer have on it?

[@dakzougan4046]

RadJacob eleventeen

[@jozan_tube]

What do you mean computer? He’s clearly playing on a wii u!

[@jacobradabaugh6241]

Oh yeah! Wii U! I completely forgot Nintendo was still developing video games for Wii U!

[@dani-the-toad]

bleventeen

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

RadJacob 04 *ALL OF THEM*

[@kuribirdie]

This is one of the better EXE games out there.

[@TripLEdits]

15:35 Cookie Sandwhich...Yum

[@bl5038]

The facecam is so much better guys never stop using it

[@darth_macho2237]

“How can I kill him and die for me?” PBG 2017

[@Turbuggy]

"Nintendo sent me this WiiU game..." *AUDIBLY USING THE KEYBOARD* HAHAHAHA

[@Lukas99g]

When it's tries to be scary but it dosent it's just so stupidly funny

[@drunkbearzz8931]

Once again the mistakes from past are made as future creates new ones, petite Humans.

[@fal_0n]

All my friends are going to parties and hanging out.. And I'm here happily watching my favorite KZbinrs and I'm fine with that

[@TheGameBoyss]

I'm unicornism!

[@meenlord6177]

"DO IT, touch peach!"

[@Inkaloo]

11:05 Sigh... I expected that.... Because .EXE

[@superdoom1unrevealed231]

3. Needs more Luigi!

[@CinnaMK]

If you're on mobile, the frame the video ends on is actually scary in itself.... XD

[@jub4kki]

4:11 Hitting spacebar on a "WiiU"

[@gavincrews3499]

Let's go on a Accenture with pbg and Jeff lets a goooooo

[@welon17]

you should send to Miyamoto: "I pressed it to jump!"

[@infinityzer054]

Trapped:”Delete this copy” PBG:”completely ignores the seriousness and laughs it off”

[@theches53]

There wasn’t enough pushing people off of high places

[@joesinger337]

Did you see peach's ghost where she was standing when she got pushed

[@NarutoUzumaki-zj8rk]

That was the most terrifying Mario game i've ever seen, but your commentary made it hilarious. That stuff is gonna haunt my nightmares tonight and i don't even care lol

[@thatgibberishrappingdog6057]

Mario odyssey lookin fine as flip

[@sambeaumont1827]

Thank you for not cursing on our Clean Christian KZbin comment section

[@thatgibberishrappingdog6057]

RANdom No prob

[@mcpipz5588]

"touch peach" "69" this i thought this was a family show

[@madisonwright3139]

Anyone want to count how many times Jeff said Nice On?

[@Balibali418]

lol you can see the windows 10's movie watcher (or whatever its name is) 's pause fast forward and rewind buttons

[@EthanMcMahon]

tell them they should make an amiibo function

[@haydenderouen2407]

I love this channel.

[@tasteslikedog9340]

Don't we all?

[@jekkers7429]

Same

[@koopakabana5849]

My gosh this episode was hilarious

[@nickolashumphery2822]

I can’t this as a horror game with THE BLOOD IS MS PAINT

[@bozothakidd1160]

Happy Halloween Pbg and SpaceHampster!

[@earo101]

#PRAYFORPBG

[@jwbworld4589]

Nimoto man spooky booky doodle dang

[@yobelkcip]

i love how casual pbg says "69"

[@malachaibriscoe1474]

Merio: what happened? Peach: Help! Ive fallen, and I can't get up 😭

[@TublueYT]

Swing your sides from arms to arms.

[@maybejai]

This is obviously the best Maro game!

[@cocohaven]

it was hilarious after you killed peach i saw that little smirk pbg had lol XD

[@folltrace168]

8:11 I've Been Digging All The Normalities

[@embryson7766]

Peeachu! I choose you!

[@CosplayingwithChad]

PBG PBG whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when the mushrooms come for you.

[@sirloinofbeef9683]

Drinking game Take a shot of vodka every time he says "be right back"

[@RoshDroz]

This is an amazing game for you guys style of lets play. MOAR PREASE