Peep Show vs. Scientology

[@rkent06]

I love how Super Hans goes absolutely all in on anything he gets into

[@iwillheadlockyournan731]

from drugs to religion

[@xergiok2322]

They've really nailed the addictive personality type.

[@mattiemclean9882]

"We can definitely do plumbing!"

[@therabbithat]

Super Hans is what happens when parents don't want to "label" their children and get them help and support. Would have been so smart and productive if he had been understood at the right time by the right pyramid scheme

[@justasplanned8023]

I’ve accidentally ran to Windsor!

[@PolythenePam0451]

my favourite running joke is jez constantly falling for pyramid schemes

[@razofdead]

Its so sad

[@pacco9532]

It’s not a pyramid scheme

[@tranzco1173]

Here in the USA there are tons of MLM pyramid marketing schemes, and the same people always start them and make millions, and the same people buy into it and buy a bunch of stuff that sits in their garage, often vitamins, milkshakes, knives, or colorful clothing for woman that nobody would wear. There are "sucker lists" of people that repeatedly fall for that shit, like Jez. Not to mention Bernie Madoff and the US dollar, at the elite scamming level.

[@geekdivaherself]

@@pacco9532 How can we know for sure in this case? He never cranked up the orgonometer and got to Module Two! And Module One was just about how to button your shirt up all the way.

[@cudgean]

Including his many menage a trois with The two Toni's; Gail & Elena; Big Suze and Johnson etc.He's usually on the bottom of the pyramid though.

[@Pyro-Moloch]

"Best 400 quid I've ever spent. Plus, you get a *free* book!"

[@KarlOlofsson]

Human perception is a funny thing, literally in this case ;)

[@chemicaltankerdriver]

It's free after you buy it.

[@HMOCreations1807]

Duhh..!😜🤪

[@Olyfrun]

Don't worry- home insurance, my friend

[@gordonferrar7782]

That would literally be me. Oh a book that's a nice surprise.

[@reconbravo104]

The way Hans has the exact same personality even when indoctrinated is brilliant writing.

[@Thanksphils]

Just needs a can of coke and a ciggy

[@mrnayger5690]

"You've been going around thinking thoughts all your life, look where that's got you" i love superhans logic

[@calebfuller4713]

That bit is lifted straight out of Alcoholics Anonymous - another cult that preys on those with substance abuse issues.

[@vonteflon]

You’ve been having thoughts again - I’ve told you about that shit! 😂

[@Tickerchicken]

I mean he’s right, how much worse can jez’s life get, he fails upward

[@martincurran6432]

Its like saying "you've been going around walking on two legs your whole life, look where that's got you" while trying to convince someone not to walk again

[@subg8858]

It’s not like that all. When thoughts have led you astray it’s time to stop thinking and begin observing

[@SteyrR]

Super Hans is one the most realistic drug addict characters ever. Not like so many stereotypes on other shows.

[@leviroch]

The fact that he aesthetically looks like a perfect amalgamation of every methfiend I've worked with in warehousing lol

[@jackismname]

@@leviroch the actor probably has taken crack before. If someone looks like they used crack, chances are they have in the past.

[@iwillheadlockyournan731]

agreed

[@RaferJeffersonIII]

He’s not really a drug addict, he’s more of a weekender.

[@zapkvr]

@@RaferJeffersonIII I used to be the same with booze. Didn't feel odd at all until I gave it away

[@Benjaminbutton86]

“You’ve been goin around thinkin thoughts your whole life and look where that’s got you” “true enough”

[@mascnymph]

This video put my wellness levels through the fuckin' roof.

[@polreamonn]

That was the orgones.

[@zapkvr]

my orgonometer is off the scale

[@me700gnomes]

Super Hans' logic always makes a frightening amount of sense.

[@corny8258]

go go gadget

[@alfredlear4141]

Acid

[@n1nj4l1nk]

If it didn't make sense it wouldn't be logic.

[@AH-sp8vi]

Most appropriate comment ive ever seen.

[@מטגורג]

Thoughts man. They’ll paralyse you

[@abbyschneider4644]

the golden tablet crashing in siberia means that they're also making fun of mormons two birds one stone

[@lordofdarkdudes]

Well a metore to be more excakt

[@ratholin]

And the 7 truths pokes at Buddhism

[@Richard_is_cool]

I think it's just a general cult placeholder.

[@Stingetan]

An asteroid is in space. If it enters the (Earth's) atmosphere and begin to burn up it is called a meteor. If a piece of rock from a meteor reaches the surface it is called a meteorite.

[@mikebott6940]

@@Richard_is_cool "Orgones" are Reichian pseudo-science. This was made with a proper knowledge of woo.

[@thefalsereality1994]

Its so funny how inept jez is. Like how he basically just joins a cult cuz it gives him a sense of comfort. Very scary how real that is

[@AH-sp8vi]

Classic culthead.

[@zapkvr]

In Australia he would be forced to vote

[@iMJBNi]

It's telling how he needs to go through a whole "Mark will think..." thought process before saying to Super Hans that he'll move in to the center. Jez really struggles with independence and standing on his own two feet. Not that Mark is really that different: they both tend to form symbiotic relationships that offer escapes from their loneliness and responsibility for their own lives. Mark just rationalizes things better and clings to his sensibility like a lifeline. Not that I'm really judging them, I think it's painful to watch them partly because of how relatable they can be.

[@zapkvr0101]

Because it was cold outside

[@ASONBOURNE]

He does it out of guilt from having sex with Sophie.

[@NxDoyle]

It's quite tempting to view Hans as so hedonistic, shallow and sociopathically cruel that he stands out from Mark and Jez, but the series is packed with moments where both of 'em were just as horrible. Hans is just unapologetic.

[@FormulaFanboy]

Frighteningly good point

[@alanb9443]

Well there’s a theory that super Hans and Johnson represent what both jez and mark want to be. Jez wants to be the hard liver, drugs and girls and the such. Whilst mark wants to be like Johnson, confident and outspoken, however they both end up failing to become what they want to be.

[@williamwestmoreland4069]

I feel like the arc of the show is gradually realizing that Mark and Jez are the two worst people on it

[@richarddunne9802]

Hans is upfront, you know what you're getting. Jeremy is next and, in the end, Mark is the most duplicitous of them all.

[@victorymansions]

I personally never found any individual in this show to be in any way 'likeable'. That's what makes it so realistic. I would never hang out with a single one of them.

[@TyPhenirW0LF]

I love how excited Mark is to make a claim on his home insurance policy. Despite finding out he's having a kid. Or that Jez is having a kid with his ex wife. Or that he has to deprogram his best friend. He is a man with is priorities sorted and color coded.

[@thea-team6439]

“You’re right on schedule according to the book - hardback book, based on tablets, brought by asteroids...something you can rely on” Pure comedy gold 😂

[@sarahmason1572]

Love the way he specifies “hardback”

[@mz-hv2vh]

@@sarahmason1572 definitely more trust worthy than a paperback 😂

[@R_B69]

Mark’s emotion about HD ready tv’s really resonated with me

[@AliceFlynn]

You don't fuck with a man's first HD ready TV

[@zapkvr0101]

We're sixty years old. Our eyes can't really take advantage of HD

[@yt8co]

He still put in no effort to protect it because he's a coward

[@spartybrearly7221]

Jeremy has spent £400 with the New Wellness Centre but refuses to pay rent.

[@zapkvr]

Where did he get the money

[@ap4702]

@@zapkvr solicitation

[@callumwebb4927]

@@zapkvr His mum

[@Jamie-j6o]

Mark Probably.

[@Wertical93]

"It's not gonna get born... old? Or young? But they come young anyway so..." I'm crying :D this is hilarious!

[@jadgf]

One of my favourite lines hahaha

[@jamesthecat]

Amazing line.

[@SackFulloApplez1993]

"Watch your negative orgon levels hit the fucking roof"

[@jakedavies6747]

"You're having thoughts again, I told you about that shit"

[@chipsthedog1]

If super Hans started a cult there is a very good chance that I would be interested.

[@ksportz66]

Hans Risky plan canned and done

[@Davidsworldtravels]

Especially if it involves chocolate homunculi

[@Fausto_4841]

Jeez, David, I know it's an English show, but they're just called black people nowadays. Harsh!

[@elainekerslake6865]

I'm having those thoughts.

[@AlephNeil]

"You're right on schedule, according to the book. Hardback book, based on tablets brought by an asteroid - something you can rely on" is one of the funniest lines in the entire series. Don't know how Matt King managed to say that with a straight face.

[@NxDoyle]

It was sad when Peep Show went, but it had to end some time and there was never a dip in quality. I think it'll be a few years before it sits comfortably in the pantheon.

[@siddharthsijoria3490]

It should come back

[@antonimartinez9961]

Series' 8 and 9 were pretty poor.

[@Rakshay223]

Very true

[@Rakshay223]

@@antonimartinez9961 relatively, but they were still very good. 8.5/ 10 definitely

[@qwerty64ish]

@@Rakshay223 perfect comment

[@SeeEyeful]

'Crank up the orgonameter and bring on module 2'.....That scene/line killed me the first time I heard it...and still does after the umpteenth listen. Greatest show ever

[@tedfordmusic]

“It’s not gonna get born..... old”

[@NorthTexasEagle1989]

Webb is such a good actor

[@zapkvr]

Hes not that good

[@Desorbz]

@@zapkvr he is mate

[@haggler]

@@zapkvr he wouldn’t be good in a drama I don’t think. But he fits this role perfectly. He’s very much an over actor.

[@solidsalt3412]

@@zapkvr FOOLISH IDIOTS LIKE YOU ARE RUINING ZIMBABWE!!

[@paulrhodesquinn]

@@zapkvrI think you’re much better. Love all your shows.

[@11Kralle]

"You don't want to de-programm me, are You?"

[@esquilax5563]

The Tunguska meteorite was in 1908, not 1911! I think this New Wellness Centre may be a scam!

[@MrUndersolo]

That's what they want you to think...

[@caninecurry5823]

Heretic !

[@Svoorhout85]

Are you having "thoughts"?

[@ColinIngus1]

Of course it's a fucking scam Now crystal skulls on the other hand.

[@adamsmith7058]

It's very possible that Jeremy got the details wrong.

[@RickyMacHatton]

The bit at 2:00 minutes. “This is a laugh” has me in bits. Excellent stuff

[@respectedgentleman4322]

Anyone else want to see how Super Hans' New Wellness test went?

[@nachlinks3952]

Soph is an Oscar winner now :)

[@MilesQuatermass]

How crazy is that?

[@nachlinks3952]

@@MilesQuatermass well earned. she is great

[@philippeh3904]

That’s awesome

[@frlipa]

Where?

[@lastp6905]

Next should be Matt King

[@8balljunkie]

13 bloody years ago. This might be one of the oldest videos matè. It even has a myspace link. Bravo

[@chasfarthing244]

“You’ve gone around thinking thoughts your whole life, and look where that’s got you” He’s so goddamn right!

[@rolland890]

"Don't worry, home insurance my friend. Payback time."

[@LSZreduction]

ITS HD READYYY!!!!!

[@cho4d]

"how do you explain all the problems in the world?" "well i couldn't.... there are so many historical and economic factors to..." "exactly! you haven't got a clue"

[@alexmoore9758]

Yeah but it's HD ready. HD READY

[@goonbreathfpv]

I needed this today! Thanks KZbin for suggesting this video and thanks Miles for uploading it!

[@sbraypaynt]

Makes me seethe that Mark wasn’t willing to be lamped just to save the TV.

[@jonhelmer8591]

I'm from London, back in the 80s, I was in LA and was invited to take the Scientology Personality Test. It took approximately 7 minutes for them to ask me to leave the building. Regarding my personality, apparently I had several, none of which they liked much.

[@criticalbil1]

Well that's because you're from London. You fuckin broke it.

[@justme-hh4vp]

They probably ended up worshipping you!

[@cattysplat]

The personality test is looking for weaknesses to leverage. If you show none, you're a waste of time to them, they want needy victims to exploit, not strong minded individuals.

[@mariyatakeuchi9009]

“This is a laugh” *sobbing* Felt so attacked

[@ianm1462]

Jez’s immediate susceptibility to every get-rich quick scheme/cult/Super Hans idea never fails to make me laugh. His ‘they’ll probably worship me!’ to ‘yes, those conspiracy theories about them on the internet’ switch is perfect. Legendary series.

[@fireinthesun2408]

Its funny, I know someone exactly like Super Hans. Can change obsessions like there's no tomorrow. I love Peep Show.

[@zapkvr0101]

Except there is a tomorrow

[@cameronlamb1869]

This show has a million cracker lines and most of them are from Hans, but "stay in the death star with captain haddock" is an all time hall of fame line, top 5

[@criticalbil1]

The deathstar with Captain Haddock 🤣

[@Fungamerplays]

The MySpace link in the intro made me look at the upload date and damn this video is old

[@screamtoasigh9984]

I know, but surprisingly myspace is still around.

[@zapkvr]

Rupert Murdoch tried to own the internet. He failed.

[@mds4514]

Loved that there was a Tony Robbins ad in the middle of this. :)

[@gordonferrar7782]

I got candy crush I'm fully de-programmed

[@marcushendriksen8415]

"your wellness levels must be through the fuckin' roof" lmao I'm dying

[@KentDonaldson]

Yes there’s a conspiracy about them on the internet.

[@dannywhite132]

the "what was my plan again" and "this is funny. this is definitely pretty funny" get me every time

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

I actually took that Scientology test. I got as far as the question "When you look at a train timetable, how does it make you feel?" Suddenly I realised I'd just wasted 5 minutes of my life and it was not a funny or interesting thing to do. Thinking back the phrasing of that question sounds like something a therapist would say (at least the 2nd part) and they're the industry Scientologists are trying to eradicate

[@thomasmitrev6766]

"I'm going clear" is such a good line. Because in the context of scientology, going clear means you are leaving the cult. There was a famous documentary called Going Clear about that very topic. So good.

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

Going Clear means the opposite of leaving in Scientology. If you’re “clear” it means you’ve attained the highest level of spirituality and understanding within the Scientology cosmology.

[@subg8858]

Yeah going clear in scientology means clearing yourself of thetans, which is the equivalent to orgones in this episode

[@hollystiener16]

Going clear means you made your way up the bridge of Scientology

[@fumancu8625]

i saw Super Hans in marks and spencers on christmas eve a few years ago!

[@brianybrianbrian]

Robert Webbs acting in the assessment scene is fantastic

[@RefinedRouge]

Super hans maybe the greatest television character ever

[@hughmcnamara1790]

Him and Leon from crub your enthusiasm

[@masterzombie161]

“It’s a good system isn’t it?” Yeah so was the Billion year contract.

[@gruffyddwilliams7633]

“Best £400 I ever spent, and look! They gave me a free book” 😂😂😂

[@AB-wl8kr]

Peep Show is so damn funny i often forget how dark it is.

[@Big_Steve11]

"IT'S HD READY!"

[@mz-hv2vh]

"hardback book brought my tablets from an asteroid. Something you can rely on."

[@juliancruz1303]

The elves, the pixies, FUCKING MERLIN

[@marcdavis2673]

"It's HD ready. It's HD ready!" What a time capsule.

[@nflynn]

9:08 its HD ready!

[@zapkvr0101]

You've been thinking thoughts all your life and look where that's got you

[@Dilkingt0nne]

I love how many comedy programmes do an episode with an unnamed cult that’s similar enough to Scientology that everyone knows what their on about but not so similar that their team of million dollar lawyers will descend on them. To their credit, the only one that called them out explicitly by name, was South Park of all things.

[@sarahmayer8539]

0:08 Myspace God I'm old

[@apoc3037]

Happens to us all

[@sarahmayer8539]

@@apoc3037 0:00 I wrote that comment 2+ years ago God I'm old (see you in 2 years mate!)

[@kingofthebingogame]

@@sarahmayer8539 You may not be hearing from Apoc. But I'm here 2 years later. And I'm also old.

[@historywithhilbert]

"You gonna stay in the Death Star with Captain Haddock?"

[@Maceta444]

"I knew it! Everyone IS secretly fucking behind my back"

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

Why does Super hans saying "Captain Haddock" make me laugh?

[@zapkvr]

Because he was a funny character. Well, he looked funny. I worked with a guy once who was a dead ringer. His name was John something

[@justme-hh4vp]

Weirdly he's nothing like Captain Haddock but the line works!

[@kharnifex]

Blistering barnacles

[@Why_even_try]

The incinerator closes at 6. What a great throwaway line.

[@chokesmc]

I love how Jez and Hans starting wearing a uniform of a cheap shirt buttoned up to the top

[@Dmanz67]

Best show ever, I'm going to watch it all again from the beginning.

[@Google_Does_Evil_Now]

1:00 Alex Lowe! He's in the best comedies. He's in 15 Storeys High, Barry From Watford, Phoenix Nights. Err. And others. This. He's got a theatre show in Britain now.

[@Craicfox161]

‘Thoughts? You wanna give that shit a rest’ 😂

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

I never thought I'd laugh so hard at British Beavis and Butthead messing with Scientologists.

[@sbraypaynt]

I literally got a self improvement ad from KardinLink on this video. A manipulative cult ad on a video about making fun of Scientology cults. My god this world fucking sucks.

[@StatingTheObvio]

The Death Star with Captain Haddock 😂😂😂😂

[@ericxpenner]

I only rely on things based on tablets brought from an asteroid.

[@dagorian86]

To this day we still don't know how Super Hans broke free of the cult... 🤷🏻

[@CHR1SZ7]

they probably tried to take away his crack

[@dagorian86]

@@CHR1SZ7 haha, yeah probably. He does love his crack...

[@arturczerwinski2616]

"Could you please stop agreeing that I'm a dickhead?"

[@letsseeif]

"... Not the new TV. It's HD Ready." ---- so Super Hans up an kills it. And. Now the plasmaaaaa's gone to God

[@onthewattle]

Burroughs and Peter Brock would love the chapter on orgones

[@MicroNuggets]

You gonna stay in the Death Star with Captain Haddock?

[@SerMattzio]

I love how Jez can't be bothered to read Wuthering Heights, and in fact finds it impossible, but he's read and committed to memory the entire New Wellness book within a couple of days.

[@wabbit2099]

Wow. You know this is an old upload when the intro advertises a MySpace page.

[@joekreissl4499]

bless the myspace link

[@digi_edits]

Damn man, poor Jez, seriously. On the other hand, funny.

[@erichofmeister521]

“....there’s a lot about asteroids in here...”

[@antzooma]

i love how you see super hans who also went in just for a laugh and has joined haha

[@robovhull]

I like how when mark drops the wellness book in the bin hans thinks the appropriate retaliation is to smash the tv lol

[@prodigalretrod]

Jeremy in a cult. It does have a certain ring to it.

[@mjak993]

there was also that crystal skull malarkey earlier on...

[@lukeschofield574]

I want to see Super Hans’s test

[@Fryzzi]

He: „how do you explain all the Problems in the World?" Me: „Humanity"

[@sharnelesinge8720]

Wow, deep insight

[@davidpetermcmorris857]

Crank up the orgonometer and bring on module 2!

[@lodevijk]

Holy shit that 'home insurance' being such a turnaround... that's so fucking real.

[@kneeenaw4]

It’s HD ready, it’s HD ready

[@adro894]

Stay here in the death star with captain haddock HAHAHA

[@stephenroberts8890]

The elves the pixies and fu..ing Merlin 🧙‍♂️ 😂😂😂

[@atrumluminarium]

I wish they showed Super Hans's personality test. I am very curious about how they would have broken him down

[@sarcasmo57]

I wonder how many people have joined cults because it's warmer inside.

[@zapkvr]

The dude was pretty good at pressing Jez's buttons.