I love how Super Hans goes absolutely all in on anything he gets into
@iwillheadlockyournan7312 жыл бұрын
from drugs to religion
@xergiok23222 жыл бұрын
They've really nailed the addictive personality type.
@mattiemclean98822 жыл бұрын
"We can definitely do plumbing!"
@therabbithat Жыл бұрын
Super Hans is what happens when parents don't want to "label" their children and get them help and support. Would have been so smart and productive if he had been understood at the right time by the right pyramid scheme
@justasplanned8023 Жыл бұрын
I’ve accidentally ran to Windsor!
@PolythenePam04512 жыл бұрын
my favourite running joke is jez constantly falling for pyramid schemes
@razofdead2 жыл бұрын
Its so sad
@pacco95322 жыл бұрын
It’s not a pyramid scheme
@tranzco11732 жыл бұрын
Here in the USA there are tons of MLM pyramid marketing schemes, and the same people always start them and make millions, and the same people buy into it and buy a bunch of stuff that sits in their garage, often vitamins, milkshakes, knives, or colorful clothing for woman that nobody would wear. There are "sucker lists" of people that repeatedly fall for that shit, like Jez. Not to mention Bernie Madoff and the US dollar, at the elite scamming level.
@geekdivaherself2 жыл бұрын
@@pacco9532 How can we know for sure in this case? He never cranked up the orgonometer and got to Module Two! And Module One was just about how to button your shirt up all the way.
@cudgean2 жыл бұрын
Including his many menage a trois with The two Toni's; Gail & Elena; Big Suze and Johnson etc.He's usually on the bottom of the pyramid though.
@Pyro-Moloch6 жыл бұрын
"Best 400 quid I've ever spent. Plus, you get a *free* book!"
@KarlOlofsson4 жыл бұрын
Human perception is a funny thing, literally in this case ;)
@chemicaltankerdriver3 жыл бұрын
It's free after you buy it.
@HMOCreations18072 жыл бұрын
Duhh..!😜🤪
@Olyfrun2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry- home insurance, my friend
@gordonferrar77822 жыл бұрын
That would literally be me. Oh a book that's a nice surprise.
@SteyrR2 жыл бұрын
Super Hans is one the most realistic drug addict characters ever. Not like so many stereotypes on other shows.
@leviroch2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he aesthetically looks like a perfect amalgamation of every methfiend I've worked with in warehousing lol
@jackismname2 жыл бұрын
@@leviroch the actor probably has taken crack before. If someone looks like they used crack, chances are they have in the past.
@iwillheadlockyournan7312 жыл бұрын
agreed
@RaferJeffersonIII2 жыл бұрын
He’s not really a drug addict, he’s more of a weekender.
@zapkvr2 жыл бұрын
@@RaferJeffersonIII I used to be the same with booze. Didn't feel odd at all until I gave it away
@mrnayger56905 жыл бұрын
"You've been going around thinking thoughts all your life, look where that's got you" i love superhans logic
@calebfuller47133 жыл бұрын
That bit is lifted straight out of Alcoholics Anonymous - another cult that preys on those with substance abuse issues.
@vonteflon2 жыл бұрын
You’ve been having thoughts again - I’ve told you about that shit! 😂
@Tickerchicken2 жыл бұрын
I mean he’s right, how much worse can jez’s life get, he fails upward
@martincurran64322 жыл бұрын
Its like saying "you've been going around walking on two legs your whole life, look where that's got you" while trying to convince someone not to walk again
@subg88582 жыл бұрын
It’s not like that all. When thoughts have led you astray it’s time to stop thinking and begin observing
@Benjaminbutton866 жыл бұрын
“You’ve been goin around thinkin thoughts your whole life and look where that’s got you” “true enough”
@reconbravo104 Жыл бұрын
The way Hans has the exact same personality even when indoctrinated is brilliant writing.
@ICWieneryay10 ай бұрын
Just needs a can of coke and a ciggy
@me700gnomes11 жыл бұрын
Super Hans' logic always makes a frightening amount of sense.
@corny82585 жыл бұрын
go go gadget
@alfredlear41412 жыл бұрын
Acid
@n1nj4l1nk2 жыл бұрын
If it didn't make sense it wouldn't be logic.
@AH-sp8vi2 жыл бұрын
Most appropriate comment ive ever seen.
@מטגורג2 жыл бұрын
Thoughts man. They’ll paralyse you
@mascnymph5 жыл бұрын
This video put my wellness levels through the fuckin' roof.
@polreamonn3 жыл бұрын
That was the orgones.
@zapkvr2 жыл бұрын
my orgonometer is off the scale
@abbyschneider46448 жыл бұрын
the golden tablet crashing in siberia means that they're also making fun of mormons two birds one stone
@lordofdarkdudes7 жыл бұрын
Well a metore to be more excakt
@ratholin7 жыл бұрын
And the 7 truths pokes at Buddhism
@Richard_is_cool6 жыл бұрын
I think it's just a general cult placeholder.
@Stingetan6 жыл бұрын
An asteroid is in space. If it enters the (Earth's) atmosphere and begin to burn up it is called a meteor. If a piece of rock from a meteor reaches the surface it is called a meteorite.
@mikebott69405 жыл бұрын
@@Richard_is_cool "Orgones" are Reichian pseudo-science. This was made with a proper knowledge of woo.
@TyPhenirW0LF2 жыл бұрын
I love how excited Mark is to make a claim on his home insurance policy. Despite finding out he's having a kid. Or that Jez is having a kid with his ex wife. Or that he has to deprogram his best friend. He is a man with is priorities sorted and color coded.
@NxDoyle5 жыл бұрын
It's quite tempting to view Hans as so hedonistic, shallow and sociopathically cruel that he stands out from Mark and Jez, but the series is packed with moments where both of 'em were just as horrible. Hans is just unapologetic.
@FormulaFanboy3 жыл бұрын
Frighteningly good point
@alanb94433 жыл бұрын
Well there’s a theory that super Hans and Johnson represent what both jez and mark want to be. Jez wants to be the hard liver, drugs and girls and the such. Whilst mark wants to be like Johnson, confident and outspoken, however they both end up failing to become what they want to be.
@williamwestmoreland40692 жыл бұрын
I feel like the arc of the show is gradually realizing that Mark and Jez are the two worst people on it
@richarddunne98022 жыл бұрын
Hans is upfront, you know what you're getting. Jeremy is next and, in the end, Mark is the most duplicitous of them all.
@victorymansions2 жыл бұрын
I personally never found any individual in this show to be in any way 'likeable'. That's what makes it so realistic. I would never hang out with a single one of them.
@thea-team64394 жыл бұрын
“You’re right on schedule according to the book - hardback book, based on tablets, brought by asteroids...something you can rely on” Pure comedy gold 😂
@TheHistoBoa Жыл бұрын
Love the way he specifies “hardback”
@mz-hv2vh Жыл бұрын
@@TheHistoBoa definitely more trust worthy than a paperback 😂
@SackFulloApplez19938 жыл бұрын
"Watch your negative orgon levels hit the fucking roof"
@jakedavies6747 Жыл бұрын
"You're having thoughts again, I told you about that shit"
@thefalsereality19942 жыл бұрын
Its so funny how inept jez is. Like how he basically just joins a cult cuz it gives him a sense of comfort. Very scary how real that is
@AH-sp8vi2 жыл бұрын
Classic culthead.
@zapkvr2 жыл бұрын
In Australia he would be forced to vote
@WelkinShaman2 жыл бұрын
It's telling how he needs to go through a whole "Mark will think..." thought process before saying to Super Hans that he'll move in to the center. Jez really struggles with independence and standing on his own two feet. Not that Mark is really that different: they both tend to form symbiotic relationships that offer escapes from their loneliness and responsibility for their own lives. Mark just rationalizes things better and clings to his sensibility like a lifeline. Not that I'm really judging them, I think it's painful to watch them partly because of how relatable they can be.
@zapkvr01012 жыл бұрын
Because it was cold outside
@ASONBOURNE Жыл бұрын
He does it out of guilt from having sex with Sophie.
@spartybrearly72212 жыл бұрын
Jeremy has spent £400 with the New Wellness Centre but refuses to pay rent.
@zapkvr Жыл бұрын
Where did he get the money
@ap4702 Жыл бұрын
@@zapkvr solicitation
@callumwebb4927 Жыл бұрын
@@zapkvr His mum
@Jamie-j6o Жыл бұрын
Mark Probably.
@Wertical932 жыл бұрын
"It's not gonna get born... old? Or young? But they come young anyway so..." I'm crying :D this is hilarious!
@jadgf Жыл бұрын
One of my favourite lines hahaha
@jamesthecat Жыл бұрын
Amazing line.
@R_B693 жыл бұрын
Mark’s emotion about HD ready tv’s really resonated with me
@AliceFlynn2 жыл бұрын
You don't fuck with a man's first HD ready TV
@zapkvr0101 Жыл бұрын
We're sixty years old. Our eyes can't really take advantage of HD
@yt8co4 ай бұрын
He still put in no effort to protect it because he's a coward
@NorthTexasEagle19895 жыл бұрын
Webb is such a good actor
@zapkvr Жыл бұрын
Hes not that good
@Desorbz Жыл бұрын
@@zapkvr he is mate
@haggler Жыл бұрын
@@zapkvr he wouldn’t be good in a drama I don’t think. But he fits this role perfectly. He’s very much an over actor.
@solidsalt3412 Жыл бұрын
@@zapkvr FOOLISH IDIOTS LIKE YOU ARE RUINING ZIMBABWE!!
@paulrhodesquinn Жыл бұрын
@@zapkvrI think you’re much better. Love all your shows.
@AlephNeil2 жыл бұрын
"You're right on schedule, according to the book. Hardback book, based on tablets brought by an asteroid - something you can rely on" is one of the funniest lines in the entire series. Don't know how Matt King managed to say that with a straight face.
@chipsthedog12 жыл бұрын
If super Hans started a cult there is a very good chance that I would be interested.
@ksportz662 жыл бұрын
Hans Risky plan canned and done
@Davidsworldtravels2 жыл бұрын
Especially if it involves chocolate homunculi
@Fausto_4841 Жыл бұрын
Jeez, David, I know it's an English show, but they're just called black people nowadays. Harsh!
@elainekerslake6865 Жыл бұрын
I'm having those thoughts.
@tedfordmusic6 жыл бұрын
“It’s not gonna get born..... old”
@NxDoyle6 жыл бұрын
It was sad when Peep Show went, but it had to end some time and there was never a dip in quality. I think it'll be a few years before it sits comfortably in the pantheon.
@siddharthsijoria34904 жыл бұрын
It should come back
@antonimartinez99613 жыл бұрын
Series' 8 and 9 were pretty poor.
@Rakshay2233 жыл бұрын
Very true
@Rakshay2233 жыл бұрын
@@antonimartinez9961 relatively, but they were still very good. 8.5/ 10 definitely
@qwerty64ish2 жыл бұрын
@@Rakshay223 perfect comment
@LSZreduction6 жыл бұрын
ITS HD READYYY!!!!!
@SeeEyeful2 жыл бұрын
'Crank up the orgonameter and bring on module 2'.....That scene/line killed me the first time I heard it...and still does after the umpteenth listen. Greatest show ever
@esquilax55634 жыл бұрын
The Tunguska meteorite was in 1908, not 1911! I think this New Wellness Centre may be a scam!
@MrUndersolo4 жыл бұрын
That's what they want you to think...
@caninecurry58233 жыл бұрын
Heretic !
@Svoorhout853 жыл бұрын
Are you having "thoughts"?
@ColinIngus13 жыл бұрын
Of course it's a fucking scam Now crystal skulls on the other hand.
@adamsmith70582 жыл бұрын
It's very possible that Jeremy got the details wrong.
@respectedgentleman43224 жыл бұрын
Anyone else want to see how Super Hans' New Wellness test went?
@11Kralle9 жыл бұрын
"You don't want to de-programm me, are You?"
@nachlinks39525 жыл бұрын
Soph is an Oscar winner now :)
@MilesQuatermass5 жыл бұрын
How crazy is that?
@nachlinks39525 жыл бұрын
@@MilesQuatermass well earned. she is great
@philippeh39045 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome
@frlipa3 жыл бұрын
Where?
@lastp69052 жыл бұрын
Next should be Matt King
@cho4d Жыл бұрын
"how do you explain all the problems in the world?" "well i couldn't.... there are so many historical and economic factors to..." "exactly! you haven't got a clue"
@RickyMacHatton2 жыл бұрын
The bit at 2:00 minutes. “This is a laugh” has me in bits. Excellent stuff
@alexmoore97585 жыл бұрын
Yeah but it's HD ready. HD READY
@criticalbil12 жыл бұрын
The deathstar with Captain Haddock 🤣
@rolland8905 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry, home insurance my friend. Payback time."
@8balljunkie2 жыл бұрын
13 bloody years ago. This might be one of the oldest videos matè. It even has a myspace link. Bravo
@ianm1462 Жыл бұрын
Jez’s immediate susceptibility to every get-rich quick scheme/cult/Super Hans idea never fails to make me laugh. His ‘they’ll probably worship me!’ to ‘yes, those conspiracy theories about them on the internet’ switch is perfect. Legendary series.
@chasfarthing244 Жыл бұрын
“You’ve gone around thinking thoughts your whole life, and look where that’s got you” He’s so goddamn right!
@fireinthesun24082 жыл бұрын
Its funny, I know someone exactly like Super Hans. Can change obsessions like there's no tomorrow. I love Peep Show.
@zapkvr0101 Жыл бұрын
Except there is a tomorrow
@sbraypaynt2 жыл бұрын
Makes me seethe that Mark wasn’t willing to be lamped just to save the TV.
@goonbreathfpv Жыл бұрын
I needed this today! Thanks KZbin for suggesting this video and thanks Miles for uploading it!
@nflynn Жыл бұрын
9:08 its HD ready!
@KentDonaldson2 жыл бұрын
Yes there’s a conspiracy about them on the internet.
@sarahmayer85396 жыл бұрын
0:08 Myspace God I'm old
@apoc30374 жыл бұрын
Happens to us all
@sarahmayer85394 жыл бұрын
@@apoc3037 0:00 I wrote that comment 2+ years ago God I'm old (see you in 2 years mate!)
@kingofthebingogame Жыл бұрын
@@sarahmayer8539 You may not be hearing from Apoc. But I'm here 2 years later. And I'm also old.
@mariyatakeuchi9009 Жыл бұрын
“This is a laugh” *sobbing* Felt so attacked
@jonhelmer85912 жыл бұрын
I'm from London, back in the 80s, I was in LA and was invited to take the Scientology Personality Test. It took approximately 7 minutes for them to ask me to leave the building. Regarding my personality, apparently I had several, none of which they liked much.
@criticalbil12 жыл бұрын
Well that's because you're from London. You fuckin broke it.
@justme-hh4vp2 жыл бұрын
They probably ended up worshipping you!
@cattysplat6 ай бұрын
The personality test is looking for weaknesses to leverage. If you show none, you're a waste of time to them, they want needy victims to exploit, not strong minded individuals.
@Big_Steve115 жыл бұрын
"IT'S HD READY!"
@dannywhite132 Жыл бұрын
the "what was my plan again" and "this is funny. this is definitely pretty funny" get me every time
@Google_Does_Evil_Now Жыл бұрын
1:00 Alex Lowe! He's in the best comedies. He's in 15 Storeys High, Barry From Watford, Phoenix Nights. Err. And others. This. He's got a theatre show in Britain now.
@gruffyddwilliams76332 жыл бұрын
“Best £400 I ever spent, and look! They gave me a free book” 😂😂😂
@marcushendriksen84152 жыл бұрын
"your wellness levels must be through the fuckin' roof" lmao I'm dying
@juliancruz13033 жыл бұрын
The elves, the pixies, FUCKING MERLIN
@cameronlamb1869 Жыл бұрын
This show has a million cracker lines and most of them are from Hans, but "stay in the death star with captain haddock" is an all time hall of fame line, top 5
@fumancu8625 Жыл бұрын
i saw Super Hans in marks and spencers on christmas eve a few years ago!
@Fungamerplays5 жыл бұрын
The MySpace link in the intro made me look at the upload date and damn this video is old
@screamtoasigh99845 жыл бұрын
I know, but surprisingly myspace is still around.
@zapkvr3 жыл бұрын
Rupert Murdoch tried to own the internet. He failed.
@mds4514 Жыл бұрын
Loved that there was a Tony Robbins ad in the middle of this. :)
@gordonferrar778210 ай бұрын
I got candy crush I'm fully de-programmed
@brianybrianbrian Жыл бұрын
Robert Webbs acting in the assessment scene is fantastic
@A-small-amount-of-peas Жыл бұрын
I actually took that Scientology test. I got as far as the question "When you look at a train timetable, how does it make you feel?" Suddenly I realised I'd just wasted 5 minutes of my life and it was not a funny or interesting thing to do. Thinking back the phrasing of that question sounds like something a therapist would say (at least the 2nd part) and they're the industry Scientologists are trying to eradicate
@thomasmitrev67662 жыл бұрын
"I'm going clear" is such a good line. Because in the context of scientology, going clear means you are leaving the cult. There was a famous documentary called Going Clear about that very topic. So good.
@bigbowlowrong46942 жыл бұрын
Going Clear means the opposite of leaving in Scientology. If you’re “clear” it means you’ve attained the highest level of spirituality and understanding within the Scientology cosmology.
@subg88582 жыл бұрын
Yeah going clear in scientology means clearing yourself of thetans, which is the equivalent to orgones in this episode
@hollystiener16 Жыл бұрын
Going clear means you made your way up the bridge of Scientology
@RefinedRouge2 жыл бұрын
Super hans maybe the greatest television character ever
@hughmcnamara1790 Жыл бұрын
Him and Leon from crub your enthusiasm
@Klabbity_Kloots Жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd laugh so hard at British Beavis and Butthead messing with Scientologists.
@Craicfox1612 жыл бұрын
‘Thoughts? You wanna give that shit a rest’ 😂
@StatingTheObvio2 жыл бұрын
The Death Star with Captain Haddock 😂😂😂😂
@AB-wl8kr Жыл бұрын
Peep Show is so damn funny i often forget how dark it is.
@FoodforThought12345678dsds9 жыл бұрын
Why does Super hans saying "Captain Haddock" make me laugh?
@zapkvr3 жыл бұрын
Because he was a funny character. Well, he looked funny. I worked with a guy once who was a dead ringer. His name was John something
@justme-hh4vp2 жыл бұрын
Weirdly he's nothing like Captain Haddock but the line works!
@kharnifex Жыл бұрын
Blistering barnacles
@Dilkingt0nne Жыл бұрын
I love how many comedy programmes do an episode with an unnamed cult that’s similar enough to Scientology that everyone knows what their on about but not so similar that their team of million dollar lawyers will descend on them. To their credit, the only one that called them out explicitly by name, was South Park of all things.
@nisaa26573 жыл бұрын
9:03 i always come back to watch the HD READY part 😂😂
@Maceta4445 жыл бұрын
"I knew it! Everyone IS secretly fucking behind my back"
@onthewattle2 жыл бұрын
Burroughs and Peter Brock would love the chapter on orgones
@chokesmc Жыл бұрын
I love how Jez and Hans starting wearing a uniform of a cheap shirt buttoned up to the top
@stephenroberts8890 Жыл бұрын
The elves the pixies and fu..ing Merlin 🧙♂️ 😂😂😂
@Dmanz67 Жыл бұрын
Best show ever, I'm going to watch it all again from the beginning.
@Why_even_try Жыл бұрын
The incinerator closes at 6. What a great throwaway line.
@letsseeif3 жыл бұрын
"... Not the new TV. It's HD Ready." ---- so Super Hans up an kills it. And. Now the plasmaaaaa's gone to God
@mz-hv2vh Жыл бұрын
"hardback book brought my tablets from an asteroid. Something you can rely on."
@masterzombie1613 жыл бұрын
“It’s a good system isn’t it?” Yeah so was the Billion year contract.
@zapkvr01012 жыл бұрын
You've been thinking thoughts all your life and look where that's got you
@digi_edits4 жыл бұрын
Damn man, poor Jez, seriously. On the other hand, funny.
@Baron_Blue_Max3 жыл бұрын
I feel exactly the same way about home insurance
@junkpunkstore2 жыл бұрын
I love Superhans with the side parting 😂😂😂
@prodigalretrod5 жыл бұрын
Jeremy in a cult. It does have a certain ring to it.
@mjak9934 жыл бұрын
there was also that crystal skull malarkey earlier on...
@chadstokes8265 жыл бұрын
This show is amazing
@ericxpenner5 жыл бұрын
I only rely on things based on tablets brought from an asteroid.
@erichofmeister5214 жыл бұрын
“....there’s a lot about asteroids in here...”
@robovhull Жыл бұрын
I like how when mark drops the wellness book in the bin hans thinks the appropriate retaliation is to smash the tv lol
@sbraypaynt2 жыл бұрын
I literally got a self improvement ad from KardinLink on this video. A manipulative cult ad on a video about making fun of Scientology cults. My god this world fucking sucks.
@klikk99 Жыл бұрын
I dunno if Super Hans got all the best lines, Marks reaction "I knew it! Everyone is secretly having sex behind my back!" is pretty up there
@MicroNuggets5 жыл бұрын
You gonna stay in the Death Star with Captain Haddock?
@davidpetermcmorris8572 жыл бұрын
Crank up the orgonometer and bring on module 2!
@stonecold25897 жыл бұрын
I'm going clear
@arturczerwinski26164 жыл бұрын
"Could you please stop agreeing that I'm a dickhead?"
@L33tSkE3t2 жыл бұрын
Lol this video is so old it has a MySpace link. I didn’t know the UK had Scientology.. Don’t give them Tax exempt Religious status like they did here in the US,,
@Cloudbusting.2 жыл бұрын
It's everywhere. Turns out they use a stealth form of hypnosis very early on to create a sense of undying loyalty in new recruits.
@lukeschofield5742 жыл бұрын
I want to see Super Hans’s test
@kinhamid96655 жыл бұрын
The Master, UK edition
@adro8942 жыл бұрын
Stay here in the death star with captain haddock HAHAHA
@forsakenwins8 жыл бұрын
Home insurance? i wanna know what happens next.
@marcdavis26734 ай бұрын
"It's HD ready. It's HD ready!" What a time capsule.