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@garxgar4 ай бұрын
Forget politics. I don’t even want this man working at my local Walgreens.
@Dead_End_Angel4 ай бұрын
Lmao
@mE-zx7pt4 ай бұрын
In a restaurant? As a cook?
@a-noobis16894 ай бұрын
@@mE-zx7pt I'd imagine he'd be a great dishwasher for a restaurant licking all those utensils squeaky clean
@billyhargrove14054 ай бұрын
I don’t want this man working at all
@spoofoof67174 ай бұрын
@@mE-zx7pti didnt even think of this 😭😭😭
@Nightrexor4 ай бұрын
I feel violated across the ocean through a screen 💀💀💀
@mirrorv.m4 ай бұрын
Yeah, this was an interesting video to eat dinner too
@dains66234 ай бұрын
i physically cringed at the toilet part
@Earth-To-Zan4 ай бұрын
@@mirrorv.m i was eating icecream :sob:
@DyingDarkStar4 ай бұрын
@@Earth-To-Zan rip
@xooperz4 ай бұрын
@@Earth-To-Zan chocolate?
@gunnaryoung4 ай бұрын
"Former chancellor, Adolf Hitler" is such a funny way to refer to Adolf Hitler. Like "just another former chancellor that you probably haven't heard of."
@johnnyjoestar44734 ай бұрын
"Former artist"
@paddington16704 ай бұрын
never heard of him lol
@sickinth3head4 ай бұрын
The right way to address him imo. I mean why give him the recognition
@stehouse4 ай бұрын
@@sickinth3head so that his actions won't be "just our former chancellor silly politics"
@cluckendip4 ай бұрын
The Politician Formally Known As Hitler
@andreaaufmuth3514 ай бұрын
He has got to have the whole alphabet of Hepatitis-A B and C
@yanina79774 ай бұрын
Don't forget Hepatitis D and E
@gabrielfrrcheese4 ай бұрын
@@yanina7977and F, and G
@santydoesreviews7674 ай бұрын
I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
@LowQualityShitposts4 ай бұрын
@@gabrielfrrcheeseHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
@gabrielfrrcheese4 ай бұрын
@@LowQualityShitposts now we know our hepatitis abc’s next time wont you get hepatitis again
@MCisAwesome954 ай бұрын
Dude was putting the "germ" in "germany"
@infinitejest4414 ай бұрын
😂🥳
@ricardomilos17844 ай бұрын
LOOOL
@BrinkofArt4 ай бұрын
As a German, this is great😂
@hufflepuffsbadger66654 ай бұрын
Oh no why name himself Martin his name is clearly GERMYYY!!! (Pun off the name Jeremy) GERMYYYYYYYY 🦠 🤢 🤮
@ShortFuseMan4 ай бұрын
why is this so fucking funny and stupid at the same time 💀
@SporkMan_4 ай бұрын
The shitler stache is wild 💀
@KingMarlonGaming4 ай бұрын
LMAO
@thekreator98514 ай бұрын
beat me to it
@FlareFox90024 ай бұрын
NAWWW! Shitler
@ItsN1naBabyyy4 ай бұрын
I love how a majority collectively thought that
@coneyfloralis4 ай бұрын
oml lol
@UwUnKnOwOn4 ай бұрын
Im horrified, trying to take a dump and i just keep clenching to look out my window just hoping he isnt on his way to defile my throne
@Robsidians4 ай бұрын
Dude, hes already coming, you gotta uninstall that thang.
@benjaminjackson41804 ай бұрын
RUN
@wolfspade16464 ай бұрын
your first mistake was trying to take a dump. your second mistake was doing it somewhere where he has a viewing window.
@tayskrilla4 ай бұрын
I’m sure he’s already snuck in and defaced your toilet
@davidmuqattash98114 ай бұрын
It's him... the dung eater
@galeforce38704 ай бұрын
Giving urself a shitler stache is crazy
@bobmenery99024 ай бұрын
Underrated comment and I will not stand for it
@barr4ckObama2404 ай бұрын
like from South Park aspen episode
@DeclanCornish4 ай бұрын
@@bobmenery9902bc he copied it mate
@TwizzlerGirl4 ай бұрын
@@DeclanCornishthank you for pointing that out so I can make sure I only “like” the original comment idea
@santydoesreviews7674 ай бұрын
I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
@lucienmoolman80174 ай бұрын
Don't need a smear campaign for this one
@SessmaruKusanagiGaming4 ай бұрын
He smears it all on himself
@offgrid13564 ай бұрын
😂 omg, im dying 😂😂
@plague61934 ай бұрын
needs a wipe campaign
@ssychostella4 ай бұрын
@@plague6193😭😭😭
@onlyonewhyphy4 ай бұрын
💯👑👍🏻🥳🍾
@robinbird37164 ай бұрын
I knew most politicians were shitty but this is RIDICULOUS!
@CAT-23234 ай бұрын
Da boom tish
@savagerobot184 ай бұрын
This comment lol
@SporkMan_4 ай бұрын
lol this was a good one
@alexacharney4 ай бұрын
A Spanky McBonespurs wet dream!
@COOLMOIVE244 ай бұрын
🥁📀🥁
@TheGrimDark4 ай бұрын
6:17 "He's off the grid right now..." Might wanna check the sewers
@Binglebongle063 ай бұрын
bros hungry
@bluebear19933 ай бұрын
@@Binglebongle06 r/cursedcomments
@Mr.SAVAGE-n3k4 ай бұрын
Bro let ALL of his intrusive thoughts win
@GoldenBred3 ай бұрын
The winstreak is crazy 😂
@saucyboi6984 ай бұрын
dude watched 2 girls 1 cup and said “hold my beer”
@RegiyThornton4 ай бұрын
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
@ExplodingSteve4 ай бұрын
hold my urine toilet
@Shiro_Sora4 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@mitrimind10274 ай бұрын
Said hold my poop
@kanati11334 ай бұрын
He just watched it and said "Amateurs, I can run circles around them"
@John.Fitzgerald.Kennedy4 ай бұрын
"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
@CorvoMrk4 ай бұрын
Truly mindblowing
@reaperslife92464 ай бұрын
Wow, it's like I was shot in the head
@AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan4 ай бұрын
Vampire Brah (review brah) quote?
@ReplayButtonMolester4 ай бұрын
*DEALEY PLAZA* 1/5 stars. Would not return.
@Shiro_Sora4 ай бұрын
J.F.K.
@DrasticSun4 ай бұрын
I gripped my chair tightly, and I still fell over
@trophyscene50154 ай бұрын
Well I bet you still didn't fall as hard as _this guy_ did whenever he obviously hit his head as a child 👶🏼 😂 🤷♂️
@trophyscene50154 ай бұрын
I bet you didn't fall as hard as the guy in the video did when he hit his head as a little one 🤪 What wild behavior!
@brurmonemt4 ай бұрын
yea i superglued my hands to my chair and i managed to fall on the floor and then get sucked to the center of the earth
@juliejones9744 ай бұрын
He said the story had been floating around, and I about fell over.
@ABCEasyas--4 ай бұрын
I hold Charlie responsible
@betorockmetal4 ай бұрын
Homelander finally lost it
@MadlyParrot53453 ай бұрын
LMAO!!!
@Ibdidullahi3 ай бұрын
homelander more like freaklander
@sneke1183 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Copykat96i3 ай бұрын
Homelander didn't land in the home
@Whyistomatoafruit3 ай бұрын
Underrated comment!
@Pedalbored4 ай бұрын
The brush got me. Thought I was immune to this degeneracy
@hydromokuba4 ай бұрын
noone is truely immune to degeneracy
@ytredvb4 ай бұрын
Imagine all the time's the brush was used 😂😂
@RSAgility4 ай бұрын
Lets hope all the Tilex and Clorox used for cleaning really did its job.... Whenever I'm scrubbing the toilet, I always flush a lot and use the running water to rinse the brush and continue scrubbing until all soap and dirt is gone and all is spotless, before putting it back in the corner.. Im gonna doubt a janitor is doing that for public bathrooms. 🤮
@allison._.marieeee4 ай бұрын
nah i audibly gasped.
@JorgeHerrera-je6dc4 ай бұрын
The brush definitely got me as well, absolutely disgusting
@GantaaOhime4 ай бұрын
That headline looks like a fever dream, a shitpost, and without any confusion, a severe depature from sanity
@Artist_of_Imagination4 ай бұрын
With each passing day we make the The Onion obsolete
@davidgeorge39444 ай бұрын
Hehe shit post... I see what you did there. Very clever. Lmao 😂
@Mari223344 ай бұрын
He’s going to single handedly create a new pandemic
@HansKlopek4 ай бұрын
The same group was responsible for monkey pox
@trophyscene50154 ай бұрын
@@HansKlopekand Herpes
@Volti-Vagra4 ай бұрын
same group...?
@joshispro3454 ай бұрын
poondemic
@TylerDollarhide4 ай бұрын
I honestly was surprised that he was healthy enough to be a politician. But then again look at our last 2 presidents in the US, the current one's senile and the last one was getting there.
@TheOfficialRandomGuy4 ай бұрын
We had a kid in middle school that would do nasty shit like this. He’d lick the bottom of shoes, lick up someone else’s spit off the ground. Dude was mental
@KeithPhillips3 ай бұрын
Shoenice22? 😂
@Uncool_joeАй бұрын
Yea I had a kid at school say “you dare me too lick the seats in the gym after people sat on them” I told him to do it not thinking he was serious (he did it)
@nolikeygsomnipresence2704 ай бұрын
I love how they described Adolf Hitler as "Chancellor". Yeah, that's what he was best known for.
@cl0wn.k0dx4 ай бұрын
"Adolf Hitler" yeah no sorry, doesnt right a bell... "Chancellor Adolf Hitler" OH YEAH that guy
@HeyDaki4 ай бұрын
Painter was more fitting
@Definitely_Melnyx4 ай бұрын
Chancellor isn’t even the correct term. Reich chancellor or imperial chancellor are the correct form. It’s a bit like saying mr.president to the vice-president, sounds weird, although not entirely wrong I guess.
@randomenvelope4 ай бұрын
@@Definitely_Melnyx was hitler serving under somebody in his reign?
@shellshockedgerman39474 ай бұрын
@@Definitely_MelnyxNo it is. Reichskanzler is Chancellor in English. "Realm Chancellor" would be the closest direct translation of the term, but its a futile title because Chancellor already denotes being the executive.
@ColtonBarrett4 ай бұрын
A real man of the people. This public servant can not only dish it, but he's willing to take shit from anyone.
@Alleyway14 ай бұрын
Loll
@supergenius62564 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@seany97504 ай бұрын
bro im from germany and we hear nothing about this in the news, this is crazy.
@sehu12914 ай бұрын
Same. But this dude is only a irrelevant regional politician of Baden-Württemberg
@TRBN4204 ай бұрын
what? even tagesschau reported about it
@SnipesandSlays4 ай бұрын
Extreme Cap
@justsomeplantcells-4 ай бұрын
Dungeater is real.
@indigo78984 ай бұрын
@@TRBN420 Noone watches TV at least in my generation anymore, more like german youtubers dont talk about it cause noone does appereantly
@daboss21384 ай бұрын
I am German and never heard of this weirdo....until now. Yikes
@heinzhaupthaar55903 ай бұрын
Then you should schleunigst diversify and broaden the scope of journalistic sources you read or watch.
@Ripuli19743 ай бұрын
He isn't in the AfD that's why you haven't heard about it.
@usisiejdejwshdhwj3 ай бұрын
@@heinzhaupthaar5590😂
@BlisaBLisa3 ай бұрын
how is this not in every news outlet being talked about by everyone, i feel like if this were an american politician its all wed be talking about lmao
@m4ris43 ай бұрын
ich auch nicht😭
@m00str4 ай бұрын
I'm from Germany and I didn’t even hear about this. 1. The FDP isn’t known for being very liberal, it’s basically our capitalist party 2. He did leave the party after those videos but due to regulations he can’t be removed from the ballots, so there is a possibility that he might get voted and enter the local (Baden-Württemberg) parliament without a party (but I don’t know who would vote for a toilet licker tbh) 3. He claims to be blackmailed - but I have never seen anyone lick anything as passionate as he licked that toilet brush so idk
@slidersides4 ай бұрын
Ni
@chuck9484 ай бұрын
First Spain now this. As much as I like making fun of them I do think there is a legitimate possibility of these being blackmail material used to control politicians, we know Epstein was doing that except with kids instead of poop
@AwesometownUSA4 ай бұрын
yeah, here in America we have a kinda skewed understanding of politics. there are only two parties: the conservative far right party, and the “liberal” centrist party. progressives and leftists usually capitulate to the centrists as a “lesser evil” and the centrists usually _campaign_ on progressive ideals, but rarely follow through on it in practice. the conservatives meanwhile campaign on a populist platform, but in practice are pro-austerity, pro-big business, anti-regulation, etc. both parties are neoliberal and fanatically capitalist, and both parties portray themselves to voters as something other than how they actually govern… and as a result, americans are very confused politically.
@burialdrip7234 ай бұрын
@@AwesometownUSA This is an impressively accurate summary
@LimaBeanxx4 ай бұрын
"our capitalist party" is an insane way to describe the FDP considering the country as a whole is capitalist lmao (German here). The FDP are what's known in the USA as neoliberal.
@JasminLovesSloths4 ай бұрын
The licking of the toilet brush made me recoil so fuckin hard I jumped out of my body….I’m in the ghost realm writing this
@Sergeant_J4 ай бұрын
I literally descended so hard through the floor into the shadow realm
@SpecialOrder9354 ай бұрын
Follow Charlie’s voice back to the light
@0Rosanna4 ай бұрын
I want to unalive myself after seeing this
@drowsy79214 ай бұрын
This may be overdramatic but I had to try not to gag. It's just so... gross.
@Kloyster20104 ай бұрын
That’s why I skipped the video I knew it was going to be the end of me
@NoM0show4 ай бұрын
Bro the toilet brush...noooo
@lib.7774 ай бұрын
The toilet brush took me out man, that was just too damn much 💀
@Dragonballzkia900352AJ4 ай бұрын
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is now ruined
@cl0wn.k0dx4 ай бұрын
drew reference?
@Volti-Vagra4 ай бұрын
My shits are immeasurable and my plumbing is now ruined.
@HubCityMan4 ай бұрын
Nothing surprises me anymore
@Maddymomhat4 ай бұрын
@cl0wn.k0dx no, that's review brah I believe
@CraiiZeD4 ай бұрын
it is truly a horrible day for having eyes
@lounge_4 ай бұрын
that man will NEVER be clean again
@vipr11424 ай бұрын
I think Charlie got a bit defensive there with someone saying thats what leftists do. That comment aint wrong. You got the bronies, the blue haired women etc those are all leftists. Just wanna add that I am not a right-winger either. Its just factual. I saw the other day that the young turk girl basically said she is gonna quit soon because the leftists are getting overboard with their violence and lies in media. After have being a hardcore leftists for like 15 years 😆 Seethe and cope
@EMan-19204 ай бұрын
His soul belongs to Nurgle probably. Or Slaanesh with how excessive this stuff is.
@TimeTravelingAsshole4 ай бұрын
@@EMan-1920Nah, I would say this is more Nurgle’s territory
@anaalicia50294 ай бұрын
Never. Even Trump’s injecting bleech idea wouldn’t work.
@anaalicia50294 ай бұрын
@@EMan-1920I don’t know who they are EMan
@maxwms4 ай бұрын
German here: there’s kind of an update. There’s a voicemail he sent to what seems to be his “master” (all this has been a sexual thing) where he had a mental breakdown explaining that ever since this leaked his life went to shit and that he can’t keep up with the pressure his master puts on him. He also said that he did all kinds of things for him (eating dog poop and more) and that he can’t deliver more stuff because he works a lot and all the publicity had a toll on his life and pretty much ruined it (what a surprise)
@rdizzy14 ай бұрын
That is insane that a sexual kink can't be tossed out , even after it destroys your life. That is way worse than a kink (or just a "sexual thing") that is some sort of mental disorder type sht.
@cl0wn.k0dx4 ай бұрын
yuck. kinks are whatever, you do you. as long as everyone is of age and (is in the right headspace to be) consenting then it doesnt bother me. this man is clearly not well, either he was taken advantage of for some cruel sadistic / humiliating torture or maybe he was on board the entire time and just not ok. if it is kink (since its still not 100% confirmed) he needs to get help, he was endangering the lives and health of those around him.
@HortonScoutHD4 ай бұрын
That's actually a bit sad.
@FreakiMuffin4 ай бұрын
@@rdizzy1i mean whatever floats his boat i guess, but what was he expecting putting that shit online??
@crimson5pider4 ай бұрын
His life went to shit after his mouth did
@breezie31164 ай бұрын
Aldolf Shitler
@modernLempo4 ай бұрын
As a person with OCD with the focus of being "clean" my soul just passed away. Just using a public toilet is absolutely horrible for me as everything is dirty and I get anxiety from it. Especially the toilet brush omg💀💀
@stol3nsyntax944 ай бұрын
He made it very clean though, got ALL the stains out.
@lovis11884 ай бұрын
To be fair, in Germany public bathrooms tend to be fairly clean. Still wouldn't lick a toilet though
@nashzahm4 ай бұрын
I have OCD too but seeing other people to gross things doesn't effect me as much. The only thing that grosses me out is someone eating poop or playing with it.
@WhatIsTheHeat4 ай бұрын
@@nashzahmI have a yes but seeing things grosses me out very easily, even people just spitting on the ground can make me vomit but hearing about disgusting stuff doesn’t make me queasy unless it involves blood then I just get a weak Okay I just looked it up and the blood thing might just be mild BII phobia
@WhatIsTheHeat4 ай бұрын
@@lovis1188but he licked the inside and also the toilet brush
@ahoy10144 ай бұрын
Charlie doesn't realise that this is actually the best way to prepare for becoming a politician.
@ChazBuns4 ай бұрын
i like to imagine Martin is a whistleblower releasing never before seen footage of the indoctrination process to become a politician lol. probably got boeinged by now if you ask me
@skullsnake90094 ай бұрын
Getting yourself ready to say bullshit
@Niko-bz3df4 ай бұрын
@@skullsnake9009 Lmao good one
@somedude-k4b4 ай бұрын
The worst part is, people have walked passed this guy not knowing what hes done. also, NOT THE TOILET BRUSH😭😭😭
@rasmie88584 ай бұрын
Ikr, Toilet brush is next level...I'm largely immune to things that people find offensive but this was NOT it😭
@leozaboudi80054 ай бұрын
He will be kissing his secretary afterwards I think.
@mrkesjel67563 ай бұрын
Who has blackmail bad enough to get him to do this!?!?
@Vludmar4 ай бұрын
as a german i can confirm that this is the most normal politician we have
@prinzvalium2424 ай бұрын
Yea it’s fucked
@dieauferstehung4 ай бұрын
why? Leftist and liberals say each their own so he didn do nun wrong??? BTW he is homosexual.
@Lynn-iw2ds4 ай бұрын
Most normal conservative politician*
@ejraf3334 ай бұрын
@@Lynn-iw2ds both sides are fucked
@desify63934 ай бұрын
@@Lynn-iw2ds he literally identifies as a democrat. lmao cope more.
@CAT-23234 ай бұрын
I have contamination OCD I’m working hard to deal with and the fact people like this exist doesn’t help. How in the ever living hell is he not in the hospital with some new disease he created?? When you infect yourself you risk infecting other people. Be clean people and if you have an unsanitary feitish get help.
@TacticalForest4 ай бұрын
Exactly. People like this make compulsions and intrusive thoughts so much worse than they already are
@AntiSimpTrooper-1754 ай бұрын
Idk. He js built different
@hardhittinnb83334 ай бұрын
Cats have the most parasites I’m sure u have a bunch
@ninnin22ninnin4 ай бұрын
Maybe you should go back to school. Multiple misspellings and literally zero punctuation. You actually need to get help... in ELA class. @baku1990XD
@baku1990XD4 ай бұрын
@@ninnin22ninnin i dont know wats ELA class is for my shame i am german and i have Problems to spell right but at least its good enough to bee understood. its a Progress …🤷🏻
@SirNickAlot4 ай бұрын
7:33 As a german I can already tell you that theres nothing much to be Translated. He just starts the Video and said „Well I‘m now here in the Trainstations Toilet“ and that’s just basically it.
@mokisan4 ай бұрын
😭😭😭
@bs-calrissian20234 ай бұрын
That was the whole lore behind it?
@Dragonshader4 ай бұрын
@@bs-calrissian2023 No. Rumors have it that he has a strong slave fetish. He is a slave for like 10-12 years and blackmailing seems to be part of it. Something must have gone wrong and it got revealed to the public :D
@aishab2824 ай бұрын
@@Cha4k😂😂😂
@nopenope14 ай бұрын
Is there news about this in Germany? I've on vacation and only read some NTV, SPON. No Klatschblätter. And I'm a bit shocked over something like this. On the other hand, never heard that persons name, so no famous, only infamous figure and well, if you know the internet, you probably have seen... shit. Edit: that said, the vid snippets Charly showed are... ich kann meinem Ekel nicht beschreiben.
@perislvt4 ай бұрын
Nothing could have prepared me for this.
@YakatoSan4 ай бұрын
Great, as if I wasnt already afraid of using a public bathroom, now I would have to be afraid of good ol Neumaier knocking on my cabin door asking me to not flush
@BxBxProductions4 ай бұрын
ah i see, you'd prefer an unlicked public bathroom
@BloodInTheStrawberries4 ай бұрын
Do not leave this man alone in the prison bathroom with a bar of soap or to scrub the floor tiles clean with a toothbrush.
@Hello-jz5lh4 ай бұрын
Thanks Charlie, I shivered so much from disgust, that I literally loosened my tensed up neck.
@ashpryce4 ай бұрын
I'm so happy you started the vid the way you did, because I was sure about to eat my lunch and thought "...hmm, ill come back he sounds serious".
@winglessbat4 ай бұрын
its something so simple yet so nice of him, i was actually eating and then he said that and decided to go watch another video, finish eating and then come back.
@tinyguy10154 ай бұрын
@@winglessbat I finished my meal...
@goodgrieficarus12174 ай бұрын
No fr, I was eating dinner and thought “maybe it won’t be that gross” but because of how serious he was I decided to stop and come back later… I’m glad I did 😭
@imtylerthecreator4 ай бұрын
PRINCESS CAROLYN!!!
@edoo14 ай бұрын
I was eating pizza and I didn't listen💀
@pinkdragqueen4 ай бұрын
Its shocking! Im from Germany and here the media ignores this event!!! I heard about it when I saw your video... not one of our media-houses is talking about this incident.... It's extremely frightening
@Eskapismus3 ай бұрын
That's not true. I read about it on the Tagesschau website two weeks ago.
@Ripuli19743 ай бұрын
@@Eskapismus Wow..an incident like that and it gets some lines in an online blog that no one reads. Oh I forgot..they couldn't blame the AfD...that's why.
@Eskapismus3 ай бұрын
@@Ripuli1974 "An online blog that no one reads"? "Tagesschau" is one of the most popular news formats in Germany. Other news sources also reported about the incident; I just said were _I_ read about it (first). No need to be so rude. (But the way you always bring up or defend the extremist right-wing party AFD in your comments says it all.)
@Ripuli19743 ай бұрын
@@Eskapismus With "most popular" you probably mean the TV version which didn't mention this incident at all. Besides that I wasn't rude at all. I criticize the mainstream media for being one-eyed but you had to impute something to me that I didn't say. So who is rude?
@HittesMittes3 ай бұрын
@@Ripuli1974Its has been covered tho. Do you require it to be everywhere?
@sisseholm48694 ай бұрын
I literally just woke up. I was not ready
@onlyonewhyphy4 ай бұрын
Same.
@Bruja_714 ай бұрын
I rather have woken up from a nightmare 😵💫
@onlyonewhyphy4 ай бұрын
@@Bruja_71 at least you wake up from them
@Bruja_714 ай бұрын
@@onlyonewhyphy 😂
@yesitisnot56444 ай бұрын
Hope ur ok XD
@Isklist4 ай бұрын
He is smearing shit on himself? That is absolutely disgusting. I thought this is gonna be some weirdo licking toilets or something but smearing shit on himself?
@CAT-23234 ай бұрын
It’s a fetish. It’s definitely a fetish.
@Stick_the_granny_taker4 ай бұрын
wannabe blippie lmao
@Benji-ig6xw4 ай бұрын
Germans are weirdos this doesn't surprise me😂😂
@GenXerReacts4 ай бұрын
When I worked as RN in Nursing Home, we had Alzheimer's patients who would do that. We called them "Picasso's".
@JustaPersonTryinToHuman3654 ай бұрын
I just assumed the majority of seamen n poo parties happen in germany.
@UnbelievableClips-u4u4 ай бұрын
Thats enough internet for today
@JoyDavidson4 ай бұрын
Try changing the wires over. The static could be from demoxilation
@plastered_crab4 ай бұрын
It's been a long time since u thought I've seen enough for the day
@aminahmed7194 ай бұрын
Not enough for me I can go deeper gimme gimme more
@Skyverb4 ай бұрын
XD I just sat down to watch this while eating dinner XD Was like how bad can it be?... Edit: Typos
@MichaelDeHaven4 ай бұрын
I literally just finished eating chilli.😂
@ritavandenberg39864 ай бұрын
You know, he’s gonna make himself so sick, he won’t be around into good old age
@anti_honey4 ай бұрын
The mustache thing is right out of a South Park skit. Cartman literally did that to Butters in an episode!!!
@Riley.06104 ай бұрын
My exact thought 😭
@exerdose4 ай бұрын
They be putting Butters through every form of torture known to man 💀
@hiimlorenzo8074 ай бұрын
I was just about to say that. It comes from the episode “Cartman Sucks” (Season 11 Episode 2)
@chapter6verse224 ай бұрын
“Hey little buddy you got some crap right here”😂
@nept2ned4 ай бұрын
@@hiimlorenzo807i love that episode so much its funny as hell because cartman shows the photo when kyle wasn’t even gonna show it
@newjerseymountain4 ай бұрын
No warning could've prepared me for this news
@santydoesreviews7674 ай бұрын
I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
@Hi-cm1cj4 ай бұрын
Charlie, I can handle cringe texts, but politicians covered in feces are a WHOLE different story.
@John-oo9gx4 ай бұрын
For me it's the other way around lol feces and stuff don't bother me anymore
@Nairam104 ай бұрын
The only difference is, that in case of regular politicians you can witness shit comming out of their mouth - in this case it`s the other way around. Not a big deal to me...
@jordanphilipperris4 ай бұрын
Urinevited to joins shh it lers campaign.
@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis3 ай бұрын
People were saying “Politicians are so sh!tty” and he was like “Oh…?? I’ve found my calling”
@savannahc1074 ай бұрын
As a healthcare professional… I am had to physically cover my eyes watching the public toilet video. I cannot even express how dangerous that is 😭
@k7t1e4 ай бұрын
seems deadly
@santydoesreviews7674 ай бұрын
I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
@ABCEasyas--4 ай бұрын
It’s not like we went through a pandemic.
@Masterchief_Tito4 ай бұрын
Is it possible to get Aids this way?
@ki.445244 ай бұрын
@@Masterchief_Tito probably
@aguyfrombrunei4 ай бұрын
I can imagine the opposition telling him to "eat shit" and he says "gladly" with a smile
@ZippingHorizon4 ай бұрын
Do what you love with a smile, and you'll live everyday to the fullest 💀
@xxdexterrobotronxx26524 ай бұрын
@@ZippingHorizon😭😭😭😭
@BeavisSaves4 ай бұрын
@@ZippingHorizon Talk about a shit eating grin
@goofygoof-x6q4 ай бұрын
"shitler" is diabolical
@trophyscene50154 ай бұрын
Welcome to 🤡 World - the closest we're going to get to living in Invader Zim's universe. 👽 🤖 🌎
@Kaliium4 ай бұрын
I went to comment “shitler” but it was alr taken 😢
@itsfy_4 ай бұрын
was not ready for this one
@FeralJesterActivities4 ай бұрын
I once read a paper by a psychologist stating that people who have this fascination with fecal matter (coprophilia) are the most traumatized. It takes something terrible happening to you to get this way apparently.
@ellissvannish57884 ай бұрын
But does he need to share it with everyone else in the class? :')
@missyelliot62374 ай бұрын
I can’t imagine what it takes holy shit (fr fr)
@Guerita724 ай бұрын
This is absolutely true. When I saw him sounding all sexual while licking that urinal I felt so sad for him because I instantly knew.
@SessmaruKusanagiGaming4 ай бұрын
@@ellissvannish5788 Literally this 😂😭😭
@music790754 ай бұрын
Happen to remember who wrote it or its name?
@kopijaws4 ай бұрын
okay the crusty piss part got me, i can't go on.
@Dancingsushi9114 ай бұрын
i had to end this video immediately
@LizzyGiggles4 ай бұрын
You made the right choice. I unfortunately did not and my mind is forever haunted.
@JackDawson-xl7bo4 ай бұрын
@@LizzyGiggles Do you see
@santydoesreviews7674 ай бұрын
I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
@LightDreamerz3 ай бұрын
The mf was moaning he liked it 😱😭
@SunYat-sen4 ай бұрын
This is truly a huge poopenfarten drama
@marinosecret70054 ай бұрын
Underrated comment lol
@juliagreen4234 ай бұрын
Please explain what this means because it’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time
@ryanloveless38704 ай бұрын
This comment should be saved into the archives of history
@IcelandicChair4 ай бұрын
@juliagreen423 its reference to a joke post of a badly drawn charlie with one of the videos titled "huge poopenfarten drama"
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated4 ай бұрын
Poopenschmëargate!
@purplecoffin074 ай бұрын
Bro got every std and disease from A to Z But seriously Charlie, I dont know how you got through this without wanting to throw up 😭
@flamingrage1004 ай бұрын
And people really be saying we shouldn’t shame kinks…
@derkeheath51724 ай бұрын
Without shame, what's even the point of a kink???
@twfaucet3 ай бұрын
SOME KINKS ARE AN EXCEPTION.
@MistaBrandoVA4 ай бұрын
I knew politicians were all full of crap but this is getting ridiculous
@ShamcySab4 ай бұрын
Literally…
@DF_UniatePapist3 ай бұрын
“He’s off the grid right now” That somehow makes it even scarier
@embryodemocracy12754 ай бұрын
Humans in 2024: commits atrocity while holding your phone to make sure you capture every second of it
@Cosmic_Espeon4 ай бұрын
A German politician giving himself a Dirty Sanchez is not something I expected to learn about today. Definitely not on my bingo card.
@trophyscene50154 ай бұрын
I'm surprised to see other countries having the crazies as bad as America does
@Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg4 ай бұрын
taking shit away from this man is like taking paint from Hitler, you won't like what comes next
@Cosmic_Espeon4 ай бұрын
@@trophyscene5015 in America, we have an old man with a boot on his head promising unicorns to all his voters. Though unhinged, he’s at least not licking toilets and covering himself in shit.
@Definitely_Melnyx4 ай бұрын
Seems more like he was local politician :(
@CheeseChurger4 ай бұрын
@@Cosmic_Espeon Vermin Supreme is a performance artist, he's not actually a genuinely unhinged fella
@PaddeeBA4 ай бұрын
8:08 I looked it up, the newest article I saw talked about the FDP further distancing themselves and ending their cooperation with him while saying: “Such behavior goes against the fundamental values and principles of our party.” Also, the article ends with a small paragraph that just says “Why Neumaier recorded such videos of himself, and posted them on social media, is unknown”, which is really funny to me rn
@gehtdichnichtsan24184 ай бұрын
Wasn't it literally stated that it was some Sub/Dom Fetish shit?
@missrebel6344 ай бұрын
@@gehtdichnichtsan2418then why tf would he out himself like that?
@ikikaera34024 ай бұрын
Getting humiliated to such a degree was probably his greatest fantasy? He's clearly mentally ill, so you're not gonna get far with attempting normal reasoning.
@argent51964 ай бұрын
@@gehtdichnichtsan2418isn’t it just scat😭
@pasoio4 ай бұрын
He apparently was being blackmailed. Authorities also already found a suspect during investigations. If thats true, remains to be seen. But given how bizarre all this is, it would be a somewhat "reasonable" explanation.
@Myconoid_3 ай бұрын
You know his breath REEKS
@ExiledTitan4 ай бұрын
"if it's his own brand" "if it's a 3rd party pooper" lmaooo
@JohnFKennedy4204 ай бұрын
I also laughed at those 2 quotes 😂😂 Charlie is a natural fuckin A
@lisakarson32794 ай бұрын
He has the best zingers. Sometimes I wonder if they're written down somewhere🧐
@spicyroads4 ай бұрын
Shaking hands would be a nightmare for his coworkers
@MrFloribe4 ай бұрын
as a german i'd like to say that this is the most normal FDP politician
@onlyonewhyphy4 ай бұрын
😂
@agentorange98674 ай бұрын
Man, i dont think there is a single normal party in germany. Its just that gradation of shittyness is different From worst to best: AFD/FDP(they share a place as the worst, almost every day they fight to outcompete each other)-Greens-SPD/CDU+CSU(again, they share a place, CDU handled things very well for long, but left us with a bare ass in terms of our military)
@MissSchnickfitzel4 ай бұрын
@@agentorange9867bro the greens are def worse than afd. Greens literally got caught smoking meth. And cdu was gambling with retirement funds LMAOO. I think thats a lot worse than anything afd has "done. "
@deadshot09084 ай бұрын
@@agentorange9867 BSW for the win
@niyiu35474 ай бұрын
@@agentorange9867Die Partei... denn sie ist sehr gut.
the fact that he posts it online is the scariest part
@CAT-23234 ай бұрын
He’s like a Pamperchu with degrees.
@dirtyfiendswithneedles31114 ай бұрын
Imagine what else he would do if he is willing to share this with just anyone. I bet he is also a PDF file. What is worse, this could have been any of the weirdos. It could have just as easily been Trump.
@ciroc_lobster40524 ай бұрын
There was a group on facebook called “heavy metal shitposting” and people would literally put pictures of shit fresh out the ass in the bowl in the group and people would comment poopy pictures back. It was fucked
@cash56754 ай бұрын
He didn’t post it, he was leaked.
@lucakiami89884 ай бұрын
He was just filling his mouth with shit to spew later. Typical politician.
@mathiasrryba4 ай бұрын
Every politician's routine
@thecrazyyoutuber14544 ай бұрын
3:41 can this man get a doctor
@hehgay4 ай бұрын
Being disgusted isn’t quite enough to describe how I’m feeling about this.
@Bupboy4 ай бұрын
There are well over a million words in the English language, yet not a single one, not a single phrase, could possibly net the sheer disgust I feel as of now
@yourugly75034 ай бұрын
Moist
@kokenjoyer4 ай бұрын
The FDP is a liberal German party, but liberal has a different meaning in Germany. The American liberal would be called left-wing in Germany and liberal is more of an economic classification, which means that one is in favor of the free market economy and that politics should not control the market
@exosproudmamabear5584 ай бұрын
Left wing and liberal are different things in the first place liberal means diversification of the powers. It is opposite of autoritharism while left-right about progressiness and conservatism..America is a liberal right wing for example. Many middle eastern countries right authoritarism. Communism is left authoritism for example.
@MissSchnickfitzel4 ай бұрын
Which is ironic
@TimaiosGottfried4 ай бұрын
@@exosproudmamabear558 Communism isn't authoritarian, have you any idea how many sub-divisions communism has? Marxism-Leninism and Maoism are certainly authoritarian, anarcho-communists are anything but.
@isabelaribbeiro4 ай бұрын
In Brazil it is the same. Liberals are just another type of conservatives.
@livingcheese29104 ай бұрын
I also want to add that what the USA considers as "left" would be considered "right" in Germany. In fact, the closest german party to american Democrats are the CDU, and it is more right leaning. The problem is that the Republicans in the USA are even more right-leaning, which should be a bit concerning from an outside view.
@sirseve4 ай бұрын
No way I find out about this from Charlie, and not the Media first. Im living there.
@LilLadyAy3 ай бұрын
I was not prepared for this
@0nlyRemaining4 ай бұрын
Yet I get sick from being outside in the rain for 20 minutes.
@SpecialOrder9354 ай бұрын
Wtf 😂
@Crypticat4 ай бұрын
that toilet brush licking video gotta be one of the most disgusting things i've seen on youtube
@ctrl4044 ай бұрын
Word. I mean like what demon can posses someone to lick such dirty things
@milliesee48144 ай бұрын
“If you have a sensitive stomach don’t watch this” Me as a healthcare worker eating while watching this 😂
@onlyonewhyphy4 ай бұрын
_"Anyone want a bit?"_
@Mel-so2rw4 ай бұрын
Feeels! 😂
@motivusthesage4 ай бұрын
Me casually eating a Reese's Cup and then slowly stopping creating the mental image of poopy in my mind after watching this 😢
@doragonsureia72884 ай бұрын
saaame XD
@deerfoxthunderteam16494 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service! People like you help save lives!
@Kurenai_Uzumaki4 ай бұрын
several people were disturbed
@SunsetEnvy4 ай бұрын
Terrible idea to be eating a popsicle right now
@infinitejest4414 ай бұрын
Poopsicle 😂
@shoomyyy4 ай бұрын
I'm eating chocolate..
@the_tablemaster49714 ай бұрын
Ooh it's poopy ooooh your eating poop oooh your so gross and nastyyy
@notanindianscammer75944 ай бұрын
I'm eating fudge
@xXchrisXx0104 ай бұрын
I read an article in the german press about it, and apperantly there is an ongoing investigation for blackmail against him, so maybe there is more to the story
@xcell_r4thr874 ай бұрын
bro if they are blackmailing him to do THIS and he agreed, imagine what even worse things he did that they are blackmailing him with
@bs-calrissian20234 ай бұрын
@@xcell_r4thr87 Well, I don't know shit about this (pun intended) but if you give me a gun and show me where your family lives, I can get you to post a video like this.
@fadelomar27444 ай бұрын
No its a fetish thing and he is totally into it but he is just lying now saying someone forced him to do it fing weirdo 😂😂
@semiRockethr4 ай бұрын
Yeah by it's mistress or mister, he is clearly enjoying himself.
@fuckingrat43784 ай бұрын
@@xcell_r4thr87dude prolly killed someone or is a pedo if its worse than this 😭
@Josh-ge1cr4 ай бұрын
his immune system must be insane
@Cl2ck3 ай бұрын
Bros bout to get 12 unknown diseases 💀
@Patrick_The_Pure4 ай бұрын
The new Dung Eater lore is wild.
@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit4 ай бұрын
THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER!!!!!!
@GodfreyFirstEldenLord4 ай бұрын
As a German I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised if all politicians were like this not just in Germany
@phishcatt4 ай бұрын
No I think not all politicians whould smear a hitler stach on themselves lmao...
@arima_song4 ай бұрын
As a Russian, I have to agree with you...
@GodfreyFirstEldenLord4 ай бұрын
@@phishcatt they literally bought an island to r kids on so idk wth you on about. Dubai princes also do all this shit even though they execute ppl for the smallest things possible. These politicians are all the same stop being naive
@Revenant-oq9ts4 ай бұрын
Was this a regular thing for the guy, or just a psychotic break of some sort?
@V-u-l-p4 ай бұрын
@@arima_song Stay away from windows. Good luck, bro 😰
@mqosu4 ай бұрын
1924: Politicians are seen as idols and gods among men. 2024: Politician literally shitposts
@zackmacneil20262 ай бұрын
I was laying down and i still fell over
@WriteMeASong74 ай бұрын
This dude is a whole health hazard.
@Bupboy4 ай бұрын
He's probably considered biohazardous material at this point tbh
@Hajime-kun4 ай бұрын
This was the wrong video for my ''dinner and youtube'' time.
@elijahe76124 ай бұрын
A whole new meaning to "shit-faced"
@JoyDavidson4 ай бұрын
How dare you make light of this shit?
@emmajade30694 ай бұрын
My god I can’t ever hear that again without thinking about this 😢😢😢😢😂
@elijahe76124 ай бұрын
@@JoyDavidson Sorry, you're right. That was a shitty thing to do.
@robloxstormchaser53 ай бұрын
after this i feel uncomfortable to sit on a toilet
@fayal014 ай бұрын
As a politician that has smeared feces on himself frequently, I do not approve of this video.
@gurnwallace4 ай бұрын
you have my vote
@rimzaaah58924 ай бұрын
Seek therapy
@Foxyy014 ай бұрын
@@rimzaaah5892imagine if sarcasm was a thing
@LokelyConed4 ай бұрын
@@rimzaaah5892 learn some basic english language devices. Here is your first one on the house: Sarcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
@theonlyhematite91434 ай бұрын
I'll vote for you anytime. Who wouldn't?
@1l1l754 ай бұрын
i work in an inpatient psych unit. i’ve seen this exact behavior from patients before. he is sick and needs help
@999Lipecraft4 ай бұрын
I think he is just lgqqqbt , my friends adopted this practice and now are full of dessease and said me they aquire their desseases like this
@andrew-xb4li4 ай бұрын
@@999Lipecraft please learn how to spell "disease" before telling a professional that scat fetishes come from being gay
@derpy94524 ай бұрын
@@999Lipecraft Holy shit, I never new someone could fuck up the spelling of "disease" that bad.
@999Lipecraft4 ай бұрын
@@derpy9452 ahyo I don't care much about writing you got the message , my friends all became gae and now they have hepatitis C and bunch of other things and they told me this is how they got their virus 🦠 😂 We used to use a lot of drug together I don't go there anymore
@sombresunflower24974 ай бұрын
And I never knew someone would fuck up the spelling of "knew" (I'm just playing with ya)@@derpy9452
@fusionhypnotic4 ай бұрын
It scares me how strong sexual urges can be.
@HubCityMan4 ай бұрын
🤣
@skye20114 ай бұрын
And how disturbing and disgusting they can be I couldn't imagine being into that
@lobsteroids4 ай бұрын
At this point i have to ask myself if this is even a fetish/kink anymore.
@Camlling4 ай бұрын
Did not expect to finish off my birthday with seeing a “shitler”
@Palmskis4 ай бұрын
Happy birthday!
@scumoftheoverworld16174 ай бұрын
Happy birthday!
@DavFN1234 ай бұрын
happy birthday bro
@lisakanzira67654 ай бұрын
Happy birthday!!!
@AlliAwesome4 ай бұрын
Happy birthday!
@prinzeisenherz42874 ай бұрын
I'm from Germany and I find it amazing that you bring up this topic...here in Germany we don't hear about it in the press because it's not wanted.
@aathrael13724 ай бұрын
so funny seeing mother trucking penguinz0 talk about it, yet our own media doesnt x'DDDD
@nopenope14 ай бұрын
I think it's because it' just a local low level politician. I was wondering if I missed something on my vacation, but it's just an unlucky guy who got caught in his very, very extreme fetish, the end is career - at least. To add: and well, my guess is it's nothing Spiegel would easily show because it's a bit of a stinky subject. I'm sure if you look for it you will find it in Schmierblätter, gossip sites... BILD maybe, but that's something I do not touch.
@p529.4 ай бұрын
I dont consume german press much but I heard about it the day it happened lol
@guby64604 ай бұрын
What the fuck are you talking about, it was literally covered by Tagesschau and every other major news outlet in germany :D