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@TheErikjsm2 жыл бұрын
"Let the romance begin" sounds like something a serial killer would say when youre tied to his radiator in the basement
@TiredEyePilot2 жыл бұрын
I've seen a few serial killer jokes in these comments but this one had me laughing. take my like.
@redsol36292 жыл бұрын
Oh God
@TripleDDDD2 жыл бұрын
Insert Antony Hopkins: slurp slurp slurp
@jasonhollandbasstrombone2 жыл бұрын
Well duh, that’s where the Grapist grapes you and your family for decades and decades and decades.
@valaprophecy64122 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of hannibal lecter netflix tv show lol
@aviation_nut2 жыл бұрын
"I get approached by 5-6 women per day." Actuality: They are approaching him to ask him politely to put his pants back up and step out from behind the bush. He isn't fooling anyone.
@thecloneguyz2 жыл бұрын
It's actually the same woman it's his ex-wife trying to get him to sign the divorce papers
@judeodomhnaill97112 жыл бұрын
@@thecloneguyz the best comment ever lol
@RafaelMunizYT2 жыл бұрын
5-6 mothers threatening to call the police if he doesn't stop creeping on their little girls
@heresywithana2 жыл бұрын
@@thecloneguyz how did you get the idea he would even have a wife?
@noriii2 жыл бұрын
@@danielfoodistman6012 what
@breemy2242 Жыл бұрын
“Elegant women are very rare Im greek” I think that one cracked me up the most The way he just goes into “Im greek”
@baldygrey2779 Жыл бұрын
I'm not Greek but I'm cringing on behalf of them. Way to crap on your own culture with such a display.
@jashinsdisciple8512 Жыл бұрын
He actually reminds me of the Olympic Greek gods, well his narcissism does at least
@Thinerth Жыл бұрын
IM GREEK 🥷
@choboibigly6565 Жыл бұрын
@@jashinsdisciple8512 Yeah the only thing that stops him from being a Greek god is magic and the fact that he didn't just immediately rape her
@r0ckochipster623 Жыл бұрын
@@jashinsdisciple8512 greek god, greek god
@DiscipleGames Жыл бұрын
This guy is turning 59 years old in a few days. Goddamn, I thought he was just another 30-something PUA creep but he was almost 50 in the original voicemail
@dopesickdog Жыл бұрын
UGH, holy fucking yuck
@voixmin Жыл бұрын
This was 10 years ago?! 😱😱😱
@strawberryme08 Жыл бұрын
Same yikes how many women has he messed up who didn’t know better 😢
@manolgeorgiev9664 Жыл бұрын
Dude is desperate
@SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy Жыл бұрын
To be honest, he kinda looked like in his mid 30s during the picture reveal, (If he was really 50 during that time) Must have been all the coochie deprevation for all these years. LOL
@Jv95692 жыл бұрын
That guy has the classic serial killer vibe, and he’s constantly showing his insecurities by needing to affirm to himself how amazing he is. You can just hear the horny frustration in his voice.
@aethlred73802 жыл бұрын
Serial Killers have more charisma than people give them credit for. The biggest name serial killers were smooth talking and normal looking half of them were able to talk their way out of getting caught multiple times. You don't get close enough to strangle someone without having charisma if you come up talking like a total psychopath people are gonna walk the other way.
@tyunpeters31702 жыл бұрын
He would have to be able to lure his victims. Unfortunately for him he is not alluring
@R-eza2 жыл бұрын
@@aethlred7380 Yeah, this guy sounds more like the type to commit one violent crime and then get caught immediately because he's an obvious suspect
@aethlred73802 жыл бұрын
@@R-eza he's the dude who during a police interview would spend the whole time trying to prove the victim deserved it instead of proving his innocence.
@princesparklez4202 жыл бұрын
nah just a narcissist
@feffernuse78232 жыл бұрын
Honestly I’m surprised he didn’t start talking about a subreddit he moderates
@user-rz7hg9my6h2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@iouoneusername13572 жыл бұрын
R/humantrafficking is my guess
@jesaja2 жыл бұрын
/r/politicalcompassmemes or /r/funny can’t tell which one has a more shit userbase
Hearing he's in jail is the single most reassuring feeling. There really is hope for our civilization.
@bluemoonbuffoon2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but for how long?
@tristanheaton21272 жыл бұрын
@@Kevin-tw8mx damn you republicans really have to bring up the 2020 elections in every comment section hu
@Andrew-ladada2 жыл бұрын
@@tristanheaton2127 a man with a spongebob picture doesn’t speak for all republicans 😂
@tristanheaton21272 жыл бұрын
@@Andrew-ladada I'm talking about doctor Mike Plus I know that I just always see republicans talk about things like Jesus in the most random comment sections
@_Ike2 жыл бұрын
Hah, nah, there ain't
@roitramumu23982 жыл бұрын
He was told that he'd have all the girls after him by his grandma one time and he took it to heart
@williampitt15372 жыл бұрын
His grandma only forgot to specify that the girls had to be alive
@bendover78412 жыл бұрын
@@williampitt1537 what kinda zombie plot twist was that?
@citrusit30322 жыл бұрын
@@williampitt1537 BRUH I FCKIN CHOKED
@bendover78412 жыл бұрын
@@Kevin-tw8mx Trump literally has Sexual harassment and R4pe allegations. I guarantee you the guy on the phone voted for Trump.
@milazinnia2 жыл бұрын
@@bendover7841 Lol absolutely, if he wasn't Canadian and managed to not be a felon, watch him be one of Trump's Twitter warriors lol
@icewing202 Жыл бұрын
the "let the romance begin" line makes me wanna see a story about a supervillain whose only superpower is making people fall in love with other people yet somehow their plans for world domination or whatever have almost succeeded
@ekremomur315710 ай бұрын
Basically that one Rick and Morty episode where these alien dudes create a datibg app with Jerry
@Discombobulated_myopic_potato8 ай бұрын
@@ekremomur3157Lollll yes
@Ozzie_Mandias7 ай бұрын
We do... its called Eric Cartman...
@charliespurr7325 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like he's giving an ultimatum
@suruyuki Жыл бұрын
It really does lol especially with the "you have until 3 pm" thing
@stewartfield13862 жыл бұрын
"It sounds like he's about to pitch an NFT scam to her" So fucking accurate.
@danielfoodistman60122 жыл бұрын
LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
@Pr0fessorB1ble2 жыл бұрын
I imagine him in a corporate office in a suit and tie all fancy and I can’t stop laughing
@Quzix422 жыл бұрын
Well he has the same value as an NFT so...
@Ghalaghor_McAllistor2 жыл бұрын
@@danielfoodistman6012 No, you don't.
@TheQueenOfSheba2 жыл бұрын
His voice just sounds horrifying… exactly what you’d think a creep would sound like.
@The21stCentury_Guy2 жыл бұрын
Plus he sounds like a guy that could probably drive a white van
@DodongoManoof2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a serial killer // the riddler
@gjigaqaquj2 жыл бұрын
Yeah sounds like the serial killer that was on howard stern a little bit.
@saint-14312 жыл бұрын
Kinda ben shapiro ish
@icantcomeupwithaname66472 жыл бұрын
Except the horny meter times ten.
@nickloras9 ай бұрын
"creepiest guy ever" puts himself on the thumbnail
@baphomet995 ай бұрын
“The ball is in your court” 2 seconds later: *gets angry because she didn’t respond*
@foilhattiest12 жыл бұрын
This sounds like someone who's never had a girlfriend but has watched a ton of those alpha male videos on how to "get girls", like be confident, take initiative, give her a compliment or two but realize that YOU are the grand prize etc, and then just ran with it in the creepiest most awkward way possible.
@ProWaterBeerBioBen2 жыл бұрын
Every iteration of that is the creepiest most awkward way possible lol
@cryora2 жыл бұрын
He should have bought a real PUA/dating course. He's failing the fundamentals of IVB. Investment, Value, and Believability. He's not bringing any real value to her, and the picture he is trying to paint of himself is not believable. She's also not investing in him in any real way, but rather sabatoging his reputation on the internet. If he were just honest, even if who he is isn't what he would consider ideal, he would at least check the believability mark. When you are authentic in a world full of posers, you are bringing value.
@kamryn84082 жыл бұрын
@BananaShark Gaming you lost acne at 14/15?!
@Cream_Official2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@trippykitten2 жыл бұрын
@BananaShark Gaming Glad to hear you're feeling better and taking care of yourself better. :) I'm just getting out of a rut myself and man it's hard to even brush my hair some days, makes me wanna shave it sometimes. lol
@Sluppie2 жыл бұрын
The part where he starts negging her for being "timid" is like actually scary. That dude is an abuser 100%.
@Obvamy2 жыл бұрын
@@flingonber oh my god
@yeeti6172 жыл бұрын
did you even watch the whole video
@DougWolfe2 жыл бұрын
@@flingonber His Wikipedia page is wild. I can’t believe he’s Canadian and ran for office too. He’s a total train wreck.
@yourdadsfavourite692 жыл бұрын
@@DougWolfe oh hell nah
@kaj71352 жыл бұрын
@Luke Seeman That whack ass haircut alone is scary. You don’t have to dig any deeper than that.
@kimmyfreak200 Жыл бұрын
"here is how it's gonna work" wow spoken like a true kidnapper asking for ransom...so romantic
@TheDramaKing_was_taken Жыл бұрын
When Charlie talks about sponsors he genuinely sounds like he has descended from the heavens and teaches you about the bible.
@TheDramaKing_was_taken Жыл бұрын
e🤣
@troprayofsol8810 Жыл бұрын
Kinda makes you want to taste that fuel
@FirstLast-yr9kx10 ай бұрын
I tried one called Peach Rings. It was good, I'm glad I tried it.
@iROMine2 жыл бұрын
I know we couldn't Skype tonight but... Das alright. G'night girl, I'll see you tomorrow
@grabe15562 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@hurtcobain32822 жыл бұрын
😘
@dirtcobain77772 жыл бұрын
@@hurtcobain3282 I like your name lmfao
@rabidhog49122 жыл бұрын
Legendary
@idfk-gb9dj2 жыл бұрын
Too bad I can't pay electric bill
@Theendman422 жыл бұрын
Charlie's heavy sarcasm is the only thing that made this tolerable.
@chrisreems2 жыл бұрын
that's always the case that's why i love him
@obligatorylynx3082 жыл бұрын
Hes very elegant.
@leoshest96512 жыл бұрын
REPENT
@khalidhassan94232 жыл бұрын
@@chrisreems ha gay
@ian100642 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm?
@koutroubasathanasios7322Ай бұрын
"He's in jail now". Well, well, well.... "Let the romance begin"
@acer-er6md2 ай бұрын
“You’re lucky im making you an offer here” i hope i have the shittiest luck ever
@ayoxe3482 жыл бұрын
The fact that he has to constantly reaffirm himself that he is “very intelligent” and is *”great in bed.”* should be the first red flag.
@egopathtime32732 жыл бұрын
The classic Midwit / Egopath
@josh464642 жыл бұрын
invisible reply
@wolfetteplays88942 жыл бұрын
@@josh46464 yes
@herogamer77942 жыл бұрын
@@josh46464 Anyone know what he said? I can't see it!
@freerobux492 жыл бұрын
the fact that he is should be the first red flag
@eatmyredacted61382 жыл бұрын
“Creepiest guy ever” and just a thumbnail of charlie is the worst mind fuck i’ve ever experience
@s9killerz2 жыл бұрын
Charlie so lazy to create a thumbnail 😂
@arnahunas40482 жыл бұрын
@@s9killerz That’s why we love him.
@krig6962 жыл бұрын
what happned to the bots did i miss something
@epicm9992 жыл бұрын
@@krig696 Let's not take this for granted. Let's enjoy the time without bots.
@mattgordonn2 жыл бұрын
@@danielfoodistman6012 NOOO!!!! YOU DONT MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN HIM!!!! CHARLIE IS NOT GAY!!!
@xlifexwithxlithiumx Жыл бұрын
the casual sips of wine and eye rolling was just so relatable
@josephbernal42468 ай бұрын
Bro just threw in the most majestic ad ever made and thought we'd never notice.
@ThatHart2 жыл бұрын
Dimitri/ james sears wasn’t lying when he was writing a movie script. Man is single handedly giving a joe goldburg monologue material for netflix to use for season 4 of You
@Jalapyno2 жыл бұрын
Make a better joke NO body watches that shitte
@juliusweiss54472 жыл бұрын
@@Jalapyno Are you dumb? You was extremely popular.
@breetoldyouso2 жыл бұрын
@@Jalapyno my boyfriend and I watch it, and OP’s comment is suuuper accurate 😂 It’s not a bad show, but it’s also not for everyone! No harm in having differing opinions on what makes something entertaining.
@eduardochavacano2 жыл бұрын
his name is just so gay with a capital G.
@claytonreid9962 жыл бұрын
@@breetoldyouso yeah I usually love those psychological thrillers and stuff (Hannibal imo is amazing) but for whatever reason I couldn't take it seriously lol, still seemed like a really well done show tho
@mafty_2 жыл бұрын
“Approached by 6-7 women a day” he left out the part where the women were police officers trying to arrest him
@oliverbell7360 Жыл бұрын
5:10 okay, that had to be one of the best roasts I’ve heard in a while
@kavinsky5470 Жыл бұрын
this is like watching someone say the the navy seal copypasta
@enthiegavoir59552 жыл бұрын
Amazing how literally everything he says is a pre-meditated manipulation tactic yet he somehow didn't prepare it well enough to not be completely obvious.
@iliveinapuddle9862 жыл бұрын
It's basically a really creepy scam call
@Soleilune19952 жыл бұрын
"All of your friends were jealous that I approached you instead of them... Even if they SAY they weren't, they were." Pfffftttt... I wasn't there, but I know for a fact that they were relieved, actually.
@cryora2 жыл бұрын
@@Soleilune1995 Even if they were jealous, how is that a good thing? If they were real friends, you wouldn't want to make them feel jealous or left out or insignificant.
@AmB392 жыл бұрын
So true
@enthiegavoir59552 жыл бұрын
I'm so proud, I got a bot to reply to my comment
@TeamKillerCody2 жыл бұрын
If you dub yourself as “a high value man” or a “complete catch” you most certainly are not.
@d34d482 жыл бұрын
that doesn't really work that way wrong use of that template
@TeamKillerCody2 жыл бұрын
@@d34d48 what template?
@d34d482 жыл бұрын
@@TeamKillerCody If you call yourself (insert random thing) you're not a (the same random thing)
@Kiwi-pd5mk2 жыл бұрын
@@PrionicProteins I mean you can be PHYSICALLY Sexy and know it but if you're self absorbed enough to constantly have to affirm just how hot you are then you're probably ugly on the inside. When choosing someone romantically, you are choosing someone you want to spend majority of your time with, and people ugly on the inside are the worst people to be around regardless of what they look like. Sir "Dmitiri" is the best example
@Zorgot.2 жыл бұрын
@@d34d48 ? is it some kind of meme or something? lmao he was just making a comment into his own words not following some template of a comment
@samistheman323 ай бұрын
This is the best representation of "You're not that guy pal"
@SlurpcoreProductions Жыл бұрын
my phycology teacher played this to us to show examples of narcissism
@applecrumble86252 жыл бұрын
The problem with guys like him is that they seriously don’t think anything’s wrong with them… 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
@nathink79972 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with him?
@nathink79972 жыл бұрын
@PhantomsHyper bro its a joke
@hamchurger45662 жыл бұрын
@@nathink7997 could of framed it more joke like but thats all right
@pannajohns52552 жыл бұрын
@@nathink7997 What was the joke?
@justmonika23452 жыл бұрын
Blame PUA channels for this shit. That's precisely the message they sell: just have confidence bro and she will fall for you. That combined with mental illness and you got this poor dude.
@barrydingle68282 жыл бұрын
This voice-mail was so creepy that I felt the need to lock my doors and close my curtains and I'm a dude. Guys like this are genuinely terrifying.
@Edimonde2 жыл бұрын
Guys who say women have it easy on the dating market havent taken into account that girls have to deal with creeps like this pretty much on the regular
@loganstolberg27432 жыл бұрын
Me too man
@snkybrki2 жыл бұрын
@@Edimonde Depends on the girl. A lot of my guy friends have had to deal with concerning women during their dating life pretty frequently, too. I think there's just a shit ton of wack jobs out there.
@lawrencescales98642 жыл бұрын
@@Edimonde guys who say that haven’t talked to a single woman in a meaningful way or had even a close friendship with one
@Edimonde2 жыл бұрын
@@lawrencescales9864 huh, say what?
@klaystaccs Жыл бұрын
Lol sounds like a creepy job interview, he was practically giving a relationship based job description on how to love him and how you should be around him
@Kyuuwai7 ай бұрын
*_" You're IQ is atleast 5 figures "_* I'm crying
@Boo-lz7fm2 жыл бұрын
"let the romance begin" sounds like a villain that trapped the protagonist and is introducing his great evil work by clapping to turn on the lights to show it.
@Louis_Gamer19942 жыл бұрын
copy
@Boo-lz7fm2 жыл бұрын
@@Louis_Gamer1994 No.
@snkybrki2 жыл бұрын
@@Louis_Gamer1994 reverse ratio.
@rekdr0id8032 жыл бұрын
it sounds like something the villain says after kidnapping the protagonist to a dangerous maze.
@boomgirlbucko2 жыл бұрын
If I was the protagonist and _that_ is what the villain’s plan was, I’d be more terrified than if he said “let the battle begin”
@jakatak7442 жыл бұрын
There's a guy I know who's like this. He claimed he had a romantic germanic aura that drew women to him. He also said he was having a secret relationship with a girl and when I asked her she said, and I quote, "ew, no."
@sebastianbaggett25372 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t be secret if she told you
@jakatak7442 жыл бұрын
@@sebastianbaggett2537 he started off saying they were a thing but when I told him to talk to her he said that he couldn't because her friends didn't like him. he was like super creepy about it too. Talked about how he's seen her naked and shit even though they never showed any inkling of being friends let alone in a relationship.
@Jenna2k2 жыл бұрын
Watch him closely please.
@lostinmoss4323 Жыл бұрын
A criminal in the makin
@SephTheHuntress Жыл бұрын
So secret even she doesn't know it.... 😑
@Hempnight93510 ай бұрын
There is nothing like completing rdr2 challenges and listening to you keep it up man
@jacklawrence2212 Жыл бұрын
I just discovered your channel and love your take on the clips. Truly hilarious. Seriously well done.
@juliamavroidi86012 жыл бұрын
I love how he's accusing her of "playing games" like "on tv" as if he isn't just repeating verbatim what he heard on some podcast to manipulate her
@MrcreeperDXD7772 жыл бұрын
This was like 8-12 years ago. He's a pioneer to the "alpha" male grindset
@vaahtobileet2 жыл бұрын
@@Kevin-tw8mx What about Putin and Angela Merkel? How do they tie into this video?
@chronictimewasterdisease2 жыл бұрын
@@Kevin-tw8mx found the trump bot
@Sandfly1152 жыл бұрын
@@chronictimewasterdisease I'm reading the comments while watching and this accounts doing it on multiple comments lol
@jacobnorris82562 жыл бұрын
@@MrcreeperDXD777 I'd assume it's quite a lot older than that though.
@30shue2 жыл бұрын
He took the advice of “just be confident” to the absolute maximum level lolol
@justmonika23452 жыл бұрын
PUA channels combined with mental illness doesn't have good results. The socially inept guys trying to perform it usually come off as sad or in cases like this, aggressive and insane. (Which is either ASPD or narcissism I imagine)
@MrAyuub222 жыл бұрын
@@justmonika2345 exactly, they don't have situational or emotional awareness. A tip is like establish you are high value. You can do this by demonstrating how kind you are. The type of job you do. Your hobbies. You don't just go and show off the entire time, you let people find out over time naturally. However, having no social skills and reading from a textbook it ends up with the person just showing off. You see how these socially inept guys read these tips online and completely misunderstand them
@wildfire92802 жыл бұрын
@@MrAyuub22 just say you have zero redeeming qualities or conversational skills and wham, instant date
@synishere2 жыл бұрын
He literally became Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
@gregorystewart29362 жыл бұрын
You mean "just be arrogant"
@I-serve-you-tea2 ай бұрын
Just discovered your channel. Your metaphors are hilarious
@adamk74068 ай бұрын
‘Creepiest Guy Ever’ and the thumbnail is just Charlie sitting there 😂
@brockfuller20742 жыл бұрын
Pickup artists are the scariest people in the world. People like him are legit terrifying & I feel sorry for every women that has to deal with them
@nathand45002 жыл бұрын
ridiculous statement.
@ameliowest1322 жыл бұрын
@@nathand4500 no
@deliahraccoon2 жыл бұрын
@@nathand4500 "ridiculous statement." 🤓
@ghostoftheeinzberncastle2 жыл бұрын
Pick-up is getting slain by how laws work (regarding anything from "raep" to the divorce court) but there used to be some good pick-up artists I listened to. I mostly listened for theory but my friend who used to be a virgin then got laid *all the time*. I got from that but only a little. There's bad PUA and good PUA. This guy is 1) doing something on a voicemail that he should be doing in real life 2) reading her the cues of PUA instead of using them, it's like he understands how some things work but instead of practicing them, he reads the bullet points. There's a difference between showing your value and talking about your value
@brockfuller20742 жыл бұрын
@@ghostoftheeinzberncastle nope it’s all bad lmao
@moistcriticalstan8762 жыл бұрын
_"it's not a restraining order, it's long distance relationship"_ Dimitri the Lover, 2011
@andyc9902 Жыл бұрын
😆 bucks
@easternplatypus7 ай бұрын
rizztraining order
@gailwright4326 Жыл бұрын
LOL. I love your sarcasm. If I got a call like that I wouldn't be able to stop laughing!
@zachdeel1595 Жыл бұрын
I have never seen a better commercial than that divine peach g-fuel, thank you for that work of art
@ToadTWE2 жыл бұрын
The creepiest guy on the internet is literally tied between every discord/reddit mod
@ToadTWE2 жыл бұрын
@redxpen appreciate it :)
@AdachiCabbage2 жыл бұрын
Also 4chan regulars
@siyacer2 жыл бұрын
And twitch users
@StevePerez29002 жыл бұрын
I’m not a Reddit mod but I’m a redditor
@jordaniscancelled33272 жыл бұрын
I feel like reddit mods are just sad human beings who live through reddit. Discord mods are legit pedos and are downright degenerates
@quickfeather2 жыл бұрын
As a Greek, we do not claim him and humbly pass him off to the Turks.
@alternax97512 жыл бұрын
Nah nah don’t even bother with the Turks just send it to the Russian drunk guy on the road.
@ieatpeople25662 жыл бұрын
I think they took it
@highflux54022 жыл бұрын
weak sperm moment
@cansayn79942 жыл бұрын
I didnt know greeks also make this joke about us. This made me so happy lol
@quickfeather2 жыл бұрын
@@cansayn7994 oh yeah, Greeks and Turks are kind of like rivalling siblings. we share a lot of culture (because of invasions on both parts)
@TheWholeShabangg8 ай бұрын
I like how he always says in his titles “The ugliest dude in the world” or “This guy is so dumb” and the thumbnail is always just his face.
@jordankellison7597 Жыл бұрын
This guy making the videos reminds me of a south park episode where Randy couldn't stop being sarcastic to the point where it was second nature haha it's great on so many levels!
@frostytv63382 жыл бұрын
we actually listened to these voice messages in my ap psychology class as we were going over mental disorders (narcissistic personality disorder in this case)💀💀
@jaspermidnight8502 жыл бұрын
i wish i was in your class wherever that was 💀💀
@yolenda_loves_to_sing2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a very fun class!!!!
@mercedeswalt66212 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@YariTC2 жыл бұрын
PLSSS
@cabbageman21842 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@danielrobertson57252 жыл бұрын
As a man who is also Greek, anytime I hear someone say “I’m Greek” as a defining character, I simply think Karagiozis. in other words, a clown.
@dutch22 жыл бұрын
Am greek = am socrates embodiment
@forhonordisliker58082 жыл бұрын
I'm ashamed that people like this are Greeks and say it like it means something. Μιτσοτακης είναι για τον πεόντα
@jacquelineess11412 жыл бұрын
This one is NOT Greek though...his name is James and was just using it as a pick-up line.
@forhonordisliker58082 жыл бұрын
@@jacquelineess1141 lol
@piergiovanni-battistabelze75322 жыл бұрын
@@jacquelineess1141 his real name is dimitrios safaropoulos
@baldygrey2779 Жыл бұрын
I do remember this from 10 years ago, wow lmao forgot about this classic.
@archangel49268 ай бұрын
When I saw his picture first thing that popped into my head was "Oh hi Mark."
@RADZIO8952 жыл бұрын
"Elegant women are very rare, I'm greek" the way he said it so randomly reminded me of "Who are you, I am from ancient greece" meme
@justicebeske57042 жыл бұрын
I think it's an interesting note that even in his first message he is already trying to separate her from her friends, a common trait of an abuser, you also can see in the second call that he claims her friends told her not to call him back.
@yewtewbstew5472 жыл бұрын
Wow yeah, I didn't even clock that. Some people really are just straight up predatory.
@rileymachelle40882 жыл бұрын
Could catch! And also just a good bit of advice for people to be aware of
@butameremortal94242 жыл бұрын
Exactly and you just KNOW he is a caveman using the old ideology that pretty woman live to be commanded and threatened.... thus the old "you MUST call me back in x amount of days or I'm Done"! 🤣🤣🤣 always surprises me when men keep that belief going. Woman don't want or "like" to be mistreated ! It's not a turn on (I'll speak for myself)
@thetraveledroad12 жыл бұрын
Good catch. I missed it.
@joshinthesauce46362 жыл бұрын
Also when be says that her friends are jealous of her, which implies that they’re already harboring negative feelings towards her (which is what the guy wants to make the woman think)
@thegoofygoodman6 ай бұрын
this guy is so amazing, his charm pulls anyone in a 50 mile radius towards him.
@xtractfn1426 Жыл бұрын
Yessir my boy that gfuel flavor sounds BUSSIN nice work my boy
@ItsJustValHere2 жыл бұрын
Please continue with Dimitri's story, I can't believe such a catch exists out there. I'm ready to leave my boyfriend to date such a charismatic, intelligent and gorgeous man. That long, probably greasy and smelly hair, that... handsome face and not at all insecure personality is truly what I love in a partner lol
@dimitripapadopoulos31962 жыл бұрын
Nah, I cut it.
@geckoed1322 жыл бұрын
Dimitri 😍
@NikolaevAlexander2 жыл бұрын
Sure, Dimitri's real name is James Sears and he's a real creep.
@echoproductions56822 жыл бұрын
@@reyalfa18 I'm sure he aged like a fine wine
@ItsJustValHere2 жыл бұрын
@Safwaan Of course! He is a walking red flag and red is the color of love, after all! Lmao
@DawnOfTheOzz2 жыл бұрын
This man is in jail now? Aww, and here I was thinking he was such a warm and giving gentleman. The kind of gentleman who would stuff you into his basement well and force you to apply lotion to your skin.
@silenceafterviolence25962 жыл бұрын
@ShroomTube movie. Haven't see that shit in a loong time, "It puts the lotion on the skins before it gets the hose again" i think it goes lmaoo fucking Psychotic
@danielfoodistman60122 жыл бұрын
LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
@howler15792 жыл бұрын
@ShroomTube reference to The Silence of the Lambs.
@DevilJhoMama2 жыл бұрын
@@Malphas38th You serious bro?
@catblimp78942 жыл бұрын
@@Malphas38th Silence of the Lambs, great movie just don’t eat anything with fava beans while watching. Also don’t watch the sequel, it sucks. The show is pretty good from what I’ve heard.
@alexroark03 Жыл бұрын
Reading messages from guys like this is already scary, but hearing them actually talk like this and say these words out loud is TERRIFYING.
@JoelBrandonMedia7 ай бұрын
An inner monologue seems part and parcel with insanity
@justincruz57202 жыл бұрын
I think it’s a little bizarre how James is the one asking for Olga’s attention, but he’s making it seem like she needs him. It doesn’t surprise me that he was a pickup artist. Clearly, he knows the business.
@milazinnia2 жыл бұрын
I know, I can't tell if it's him thinking he's just being confident (because "CoNfIdEnCe Is KeY"), or if it's some sort of a manipulation/coercion tactic he's attempting to use, or if it's. Or all of the above. Edit: Maybe he can act totally normal in person, but on the phone-- away from the person visually and physically it's much more difficult to maintain. That's why I think there's strong delusion on top of it, which puts him at a weakness and is why he's so outward with his intentions and narcissistic mindset. _Or,_ this guy's just a plain old loonie, as he's also been to jail for hate speech, which to me is one too many strikes. Also, He looks as if Justin Trudeau and Voldemort birthed a creepy man.
@someidiot4202 жыл бұрын
they always do 🥴
@billcooper67392 жыл бұрын
@@milazinnia definitely delusional as all hell.
@gink_ie2 жыл бұрын
@@milazinnia it's 100% a manipulation tactic. I'm not very good at explaining things or finding the correct words. He's trying to make her seem like he's a good choice of a man by talking about how he's a man with high standards and that she's a beautiful and elegant woman, and also that people are jealous that he's taken an "interest" to her since he's so high class. It makes her think "holy shit.. a man thinks I'm classy and elegant and he's rich and girls are all over him left and right! Woah!! I should go for it!" He's basically just trying to make it seem like it's HER choice going for him when in reality it's him swooning over her. Edit: wow I just realized this was basically what the original comment just said. Disregard everything I just said 😭😭
@msthecommentator28632 жыл бұрын
@@gink_ie no, no...you've got a point
@berrycade2 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he is the CEO of a dying corporation and is trying to merge with a much larger corporation.
@meltorme73562 жыл бұрын
Hmmm interesting
@yowshiii32 жыл бұрын
This is so specific but spot on LMAOO
@amberlytownsend28562 жыл бұрын
I mean his last name is Sears so you might be onto something.
@thecaptain6520 Жыл бұрын
@@amberlytownsend2856 zing!
@niganools1501 Жыл бұрын
I bursted out in tears on the thumbnail 😭
@Mr.housekeys Жыл бұрын
Anyone who leaves voicemails in general are not to be trusted.
@kran_-px3vo2 жыл бұрын
The balls on this alpha to approach love with "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse" energy. Incredible.
@PatrickWDunne2 жыл бұрын
Next thing you know, she has a horse head in her bed
@billfox8472 жыл бұрын
@@PatrickWDunne Johnny Fontaine will not be in that movie!
@Shinigami3442 жыл бұрын
@@PatrickWDunne HAHAHAHAHAH
@derekknight51562 жыл бұрын
This man is the answer to feminism
@boombap3762 жыл бұрын
I think this was faked, nobody is like that
@Cessate2 жыл бұрын
Whomever Olga is, I hope she's doing good and doesn't have to deal with this bozo ever again.
@sloshed-rat2 жыл бұрын
I hope Olga met a legitimately nice guy. Not the trademarked type.
@fumpus37142 жыл бұрын
@@sloshed-rat She's with a discord mod who's also an admin now.
@m0thp1mp212 жыл бұрын
guy talks like brian griffin trying to pick up a hot white chick
@skuxx46702 жыл бұрын
@@fumpus3714 source: trust me bro
@kinneyjoseph22 жыл бұрын
I'm confident she didn't give him her real name lol
@leaveittoweaver4525 Жыл бұрын
I recently started following you & your content is awesome lol... Def my type of humor & you've brightened my day when I was feeling kinda bleh... This dude... I mean, it's there anything left to say that Dimitri didn't? I think not lol...
@embracedisgrace Жыл бұрын
Charlie...I just started watching your videos and oh my god your sense of humor is so spot on with mine 🤣🤣🤣
@VoxVocisCruora2 жыл бұрын
Literally everything this dude says is a massive red flag. There's so many red flags you could make Jupiter the new red planet.
@leek.36712 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo 😂
@vgaportauthority99322 жыл бұрын
You could make a red carpet out of his psyche.
@leek.36712 жыл бұрын
@@vgaportauthority9932 one that stretches around the entire fuckin world lmao
@Victor-ji1rz2 жыл бұрын
Jupiter is already redish but more importantly its gaseous so you can't pitch flags on it
@furrtREALLYRIPS2 жыл бұрын
@@Victor-ji1rz 😳
@OmniPieTV2 жыл бұрын
I feel like he's literally fishing for women who are born yesterday. "Listen here babe, I'm the best thing you'll ever see on earth and you're lucky to even be able to be in my presence. Now if you understand how lucky you are then go ahead and spread your legs, you have 10 seconds before you miss this once in a life time opportunity." He's probably just given up on any woman with a shred of common sense and only go for the most gullible women on the planet who actually believes he's the apex alpha male.
@SSEdroid27072 жыл бұрын
@UCEFhJRZpP7-2yXB8tGgRn2g Honestly shut up 🤗
@YakouHikoichi2 жыл бұрын
I bet he's moderator of discord, and reddit, I won't be surprised if he's actually one because the guy does look like he is one
@CentralRemasters2 жыл бұрын
@Heather Ya joined 5 days ago and no subs. Nice.
@kran82582 жыл бұрын
Go away leach
@IIsweet.n.spicyII2 жыл бұрын
Yooo, OmniPie, whats good?!
@seanmangan3478 Жыл бұрын
I don't even listen to voicemails from strangers. Imagine if she just ignored the voicemails and never knew about the terrifying monster that was lurking around.
@IndellableHatesHandles8 ай бұрын
I don't fw voicemails anymore, and this is exactly why. It's almost impossible to sound confident and not mess up
@Iuwl2 жыл бұрын
I've always had friends who complain that they can't find nice girls, but sometimes you have to wonder if your friend was this guy
@harivyas95502 жыл бұрын
It’s the problem with desperate anti social men , desperation makes a man psychotic almost to the point where he will try anything to make things work his way & in the process they are so detached from reality that all hope is basically lost forever 💯
@crazymadstriker7662 жыл бұрын
@@harivyas9550 not just men but it's crazy what desperation can do
@danielfoodistman60122 жыл бұрын
LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
@DevilJhoMama2 жыл бұрын
@@harivyas9550 Sorry but why does anti social make him bad? I'd think it would would make them better since he isn't approaching women all the time? Answer is probably obvious and i'm just an idiot but i'm stumped.
@meghaha89662 жыл бұрын
@@DevilJhoMama i don’t think they meant antisocial like shyness, shyness isn’t a bad trait (unless it bothers you i guess) The guy in the video is very antisocial, while still clearly looking for social contact. This is what wikipedia says if it helps lol “Anti-social behaviours are actions that harm or lack consideration for the well-being of others.[1] It has also been defined as any type of conduct that violates the basic rights of another person[2] and any behaviour that is considered to be disruptive to others in society.” I obviously don’t know how the commenter meant it bc i’m a different person but you’re not an idiot for misunderstanding something :)
@Eva-kl3fy2 жыл бұрын
if "Dimitri" is actually greek, i would like to apologize on behalf of my country for the existance of this guy. we will strive to do better
@SK-wy9gl2 жыл бұрын
such a dumb comment, no one is responsible for someone else's behaviour..
@eyesofthecervino33662 жыл бұрын
If he felt the need to leave to try to get away with this nonsense, then I reckon you're already doing just fine. It's people enabling and covering for creeps who need to apologize.
@andrewthegoat93832 жыл бұрын
@@SK-wy9gl its a joke goddamn
@Eva-kl3fy2 жыл бұрын
@@SK-wy9gl it's... a joke, my guy
@kep1anna2 жыл бұрын
@@SK-wy9gl guess youre fun at parties
@LeniDell Жыл бұрын
Dude you’re HILARIOUS! I remember the many times me and my girlfriends would swap vm’s and CRACK UP! I don’t miss those days one bit!
@ZieSpiralOut Жыл бұрын
The part that sticks with me when a dude says something like that it’s a confirmation that they have never been faithful in their entire lives.
@vetapop34572 жыл бұрын
As a woman, nothing turns me on more than a strange man talking about how amazing he is and how lucky I am to meet him and how he never struggles to get girls and how its just a blessing to be in the same room as him. Really makes me feel special and valued for my time.
@bxredguy62372 жыл бұрын
@Nonaya Bidness obviously you have to be high value if he's trying to talk to you duh
@instaz09082 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@skooma4BabyGhoul2 жыл бұрын
Truly I am the awesomest
@emanuel62332 жыл бұрын
HigH vaLuE wOmeN
@lexuscaldwell12 жыл бұрын
Makes me feel like a truly elegant woman.
@sugnoma82512 жыл бұрын
This voicemail guy would think a waitress approaching him asking for his order would be her flirting with him
@renegadepyro7262 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a guy that I used to work with when I worked at Target, and a girl asked him for help and his first thought was that she liked him because she came up to him when “there was 2 other guys next to” him. And to make it worse he was following her around the store by trying to act like he was fixing shelves by wherever she went. Shit was crazy sad
@sugnoma82512 жыл бұрын
@@renegadepyro726 people wonder why they get zero play and then thats is their attempt at getting a girl💀💀
@mahogara2 жыл бұрын
There was a guy who followed and stopped me in the middle of my work (after I started avoiding their table because I felt uneasy) to show his phone contacts list, scrolling through the women's names, telling me how all of them wanted to sleep with him. Like I was supposed to feel grateful he was interested in me.
@blakeweston75932 жыл бұрын
@@mahogara I can’t believe people like this exist
@blakeweston75932 жыл бұрын
@@mahogara very sorry you had to deal with that
@nintendu64 Жыл бұрын
Dear slim I wrote you but you still ain’t callin
@austinsanders52629 ай бұрын
Dude her faces while listening to that had me dead 😂
@ostrari2 жыл бұрын
Clearly this guy was a chad. The cops must've arrested him for stealing their wives.
@RustyNickels2 жыл бұрын
Dimitri doesn't steal wives. He saves them.
@MEOWMIX3DS2 жыл бұрын
kleptomaniac dmitri
@Kevin-tw8mx2 жыл бұрын
Joe Biden is way creepier. This is why trump should've won.
@thegnome95292 жыл бұрын
@@Kevin-tw8mx what?
@samuelschmitt8532 жыл бұрын
@@Kevin-tw8mx isn’t trump a pedo?
@Peterscraps2 жыл бұрын
I was saying throught this "this guy isn't real, he's just a friend doing a bit" the reveal makes about as much sense.
@Banana_BOI12 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it’s Peterscraps from the team based first person shooter Team Fortress 2!!1!1! 😳
@blaker10722 жыл бұрын
@@Banana_BOI1 here before Mr verified gets 1000k likes
@kevindube70962 жыл бұрын
@@blaker1072 dawg come on, he has a name. And I know it, because I know ALL of the people with checkmarks commenting on every video possible, because they are all famous so you should know them too come on, dawg
@blaker10722 жыл бұрын
@@kevindube7096 that's why they get liked, even if their comment is unoriginal or stolen
@thekingofscrump2 жыл бұрын
Where the fuck have you been mate
@atad-polish17139 ай бұрын
Charlies promotional skits are the only ads i dont try to skip through
@gaelmichaud8766 Жыл бұрын
She had the politeness to give him her real number and listen to his messages to the end.
@howiefeltersnatch79052 жыл бұрын
My favorite part was when he said "Here's how it's gonna work" like she is tied up in his basement and has no way put and he wants to play a game with her.
@CrystalRose11112 жыл бұрын
That shit went from like 25 to 1000 when he said that
@tailsgoesfloofowo10852 жыл бұрын
“You’ve been put here because you don’t appreciate the life you were given. And that life is me.”
@kingsleycy34502 жыл бұрын
I recently met a guy who was obsessed with women being "elegant". I couldn't talk about any topic without the guy taking the conversation to a creepy direction.
@xixi67692 жыл бұрын
Ppl like that scare me.. Serial killer vibes
@jpshy11302 жыл бұрын
Damn Like any convo? Even things completely unrelated with women?
@rouge95362 жыл бұрын
My type of people are the ones who talk about big booty baddies 😂😂
@Sarklaser2 жыл бұрын
As a woman, I honestly don't understand how that's even a compliment. Like, what am I, a hat? A vase? Wtf.
@nocapitals98332 жыл бұрын
what did they say/do to take it in a creepy direction lol?