Slowest Robbery Ever

[@P.Subaeruginosa]

Imagine robbing a store and the teller actually tells you to "hurry up bro"

[@yharim180]

And the comment reply spam-bots have arrived! Fastest I've ever seen. That has to be a new record.

[@livingbasklisk]

The bots have arrived already wow

[@Kuhmodo]

Imagine robbing a place and they say "That's it?"

[@xeyn3146]

@@yharim180 lol the original comment for me says "8 minutes ago" and the spam reply says "12 minutes ago".

[@FlamesLFC]

'That's all you gone take?'

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

I love how, at 2:20 and then later on when he wipes the finger prints, you can actually hear them still taking pizza and donut orders. The guy is such a non-threat, _they are literally still working while he was trying to rob them_

[@ww6372]

I went to a McDonald's once that was so used to being robbed the dude just handed over the register and was like "we are still open until the police get here. Credit card only, let's go" It was beautiful and terrifying to watch

[@lawrencescales9864]

Apparently he said (I looked up this robbery, as someone else mentioned it was in 2018 in NJ) he didn’t want to hurt anyone, he just wanted money. So… 🤷‍♂️

[@rapidfirer56]

@@lawrencescales9864 if he cant do a better job than this i dont think he could hurt anyone lol mf kitchen workers gon just start throwing knives and shit til he run

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

@@lawrencescales9864 That makes sense, honestly

[@pinbasher2902]

We don't sell donuts????

[@hididdlyhodiddly6019]

I’m surprised he didn’t just come back in after with his little headband and sunglasses off, shirt inside out and a shocked expression saying “oh my god, what happened?” Just to give himself an alibi.

[@KoriKitsune35]

I was honestly expecting this

[@malevolentghost5734]

Bandana

[@callumpears1523]

Sounds like something out of the Dhar Mann Cinematic Universe.

[@philkazuto]

for some reason this comment made me laugh so fucking hard idk

[@Cipher_Paul]

Lol 😂

[@RedHaloManiac95]

I love the employees shit talking him as he’s robbing the place “All that for $60 bro” 😂

[@RYCH3]

he actually only got $35😭

[@MiroNyholm-mj7hd]

Yeah haha

[@purryforn42]

Massive respect to the guy in the background who said "thats all you gon take?" as the robber is leaving after drastically failing

[@macncheesejayden]

Lmao I heard that too and it’s just hilarious

[@Axeeco]

Nice profile pic my dude

[@purryforn42]

@@Axeeco 🌯

[@justcallmekai1554]

"He might as well take the whole register"

[@I_am_a_cat_]

Hilarious

[@Kodiak1521]

The fact the employees actually asked is that all you gonna take is crazy. Dude walked out of there with just enough money for the vending machine lol

[@Tzill]

kinda looked like he smirked when he heard him say that too lmfao

[@williamkarpicke2377]

4

[@brumotti_wgf2397]

@Rumblingstation🅥⸜⁄ Ratio+Who talked+Who cares+Dreamsexual+L+Bozo+Push P

[@rapidfirer56]

@Rumblingstation🅥⸜⁄ you know how that robbery went? Your comment pretty much just had the same effect xD

[@mightymeatymech]

@Nonaya Bidness this is just another Tuesday at lil Caesars for him 😭😭✋

[@mofo5971]

Former Little Caesars employee here. I can confirm Charlie’s statement, this man would’ve gotten max $30.

[@mediocremason]

$30?! Your place must've been PACKED

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

$40 if the place isn't a usual one.

[@advokatie]

the little caesars near my place is in just populated enough an area that its probably got a bit more

[@fatboystv2921]

Mine is a high online order and lobby orders we definitely stay at 50 like we are supposed too unless of change shortege

[@sir.hopper]

How much money do you start your registers at? When I worked fast food (granted this was around 6-7 years ago) the registers would always have around $100 in it.

[@rickharrison1887]

Fun fact: little Caesars only has like $55 in each register at any time. Once you go over $70 in the register, it locks out and won’t let you use it again until you drop money into the floor safe which obviously is way harder to open than a register. This means that all his effort was over a maximum of $70

[@wont0repeat446]

Fun fact: nobody cares. Stop saying that.

[@senceIIo]

@@wont0repeat446 whoa what got your panties in a twist dude?

[@wont0repeat446]

@@senceIIo fun facts are annoying on KZbin. Not saying this guy was wrong but someone had to say it.

[@sebastianriz4703]

@@wont0repeat446 Aww. Is poor baby upsetti about the big bad words? Its okay. Momma will pop a teat out for you and help you forget about "fun facts". Such a bad word, huh? The world shouldn't have to stand the opression of "fun facts" ever again!

[@wont0repeat446]

@@sebastianriz4703 fun fact your a weirdo

[@destinygaming7654]

Love how the employees are just giving tips like "Just take the register."

[@ElevatedLevetator]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theKashConnoisseur]

Backseat gaming, you hate to see it. Let the man learn the speedrun meta at his own pace, he's obviously new to the game.

[@alexisea8874]

@@theKashConnoisseur he does not know the RNG of robbery yet

[@loganmcallister4635]

One of the employees also told him not to touch anything lmao

[@shanks8681]

@@theKashConnoisseur it's like he installed the game without knowing anything about the wasd keys

[@drift_rider7465]

This robbery wasn’t a Hit and Run, this was a slap and walk.

[@YeahNo-kc3nv]

Slap and walk would have been better ):

[@nolimit4117]

It was a slap and tip-toe 😆

[@Uico_4]

@@YeahNo-kc3nv yeah :(

[@Chr725]

Tickle and crawl

[@justinthompson2887]

A pop n crawl

[@captguyliner]

for anyone that was wondering - he was arrested. "Police arrested him Monday on charges of robbery, criminal mischief and weapons possession offenses." apparently he might've done the same thing to a dunkin' in the same area prior to this lmao

[@LombardoJoe]

Was this Pennsauken, NJ?

[@lilknox2225]

Wait he was caught how he was such a mastermind?????

[@michaelturner5093]

The most he probably got from the dunkin' is a couple of donuts and 3 bucks with his track record

[@captguyliner]

@@LombardoJoe Yeah, thats what these articles say at least

[@anthonygoodwin3872]

@@LombardoJoe yeah dude was a fiend looking for his next fix. I know people who know him personally. He's still in jail for this

[@mangocharger5480]

He looks like he’s in the tutorial and is still figuring out the controls

[@OnkelNorbert]

fr

[@ARMASOG]

he's stuck in the tutorial mission so the game started laughing at him.

[@lovelyhatter]

Funniest part to me is the customer patiently waiting so he can get his pizza and then still expecting to get a pizza after the robbery was over. Them telling him "the store is closed" and his face saying "What? You get robbed and I can't get my pie? Ridiculous!"

[@CatacombD]

If I worked there, I would've just given him a pizza for free. Make someone's day, and the management can add the 5$ to what that idiot stole.

[@4rdency]

@@chamber_hiro256 Yo what did he say

[@chamber_hiro256]

@@4rdency he replied to a spam bot calling them out on clout chasing

[@Fay7666]

Knowing how most LC stores operate, it's likely that they would've closed regardless of the robbery. Just a "nah dude we too lazy rn, go away".

[@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel]

@@CatacombD "yes officer, the man stole $563 in cash and one large pepperoni pizza"

[@Vanillamangaro]

Honestly, props to the crew here. They just stayed cool and laughed. I was robbed at gun point when working at a fast food place and the robber set the gun down for like 2 seconds. While looking over the footage with police and the owner... The owner turns to me and asks why I didnt do something in that moment. To which the police scolded him. Don't die for the corporation that doesnt even pay you a livable wage

[@BamfIamone]

Jesus Christ....

[@thomasscott2280]

The owner wouldn‘t do it himself I bet

[@ShadowSkyX]

Damm. Scolded? The owner got _scalded_

[@plantling5864]

at the end of the day we are purely a number to them anyway. even if I was robbed without a weapon I wouldn’t do shit, not my job to be a security guard for a place that doesn’t care if I live or die

[@firghteningtruth7173]

@@ShadowSkyX what?

[@tux75]

This robbery is so poorly executed that it’s almost criminal

[@ignaciobustamante8831]

How did you watch the video so fast ? God?

[@thecoolestpillow]

There is only bots here

[@O1_R0n1n_1O]

lol the real crime was robbing poorly

[@zetasansan]

i feel like it IS criminal somehow...

[@matejsvec4451]

Which is exactly why it is criminal. I bet the judge seeing the footage was like...sir, you stole 20 dollars, but becouse you are stupid as shit we will have to lock you up xD

[@warmpereer65]

Other robbers: speedrun This guy: getting every achievement for robbery

[@midderpidder4503]

Achievement unlocked: do a robbery as slow as possible

[@willestrada3239]

@@midderpidder4503 achievement unlocked jail time

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

@Russian Doggo fr 💀

[@goodguyfish3891]

Love how this man is worried about leaving fingerprints, to only wipe his hands on the door during his daring escape.

[@doozy5184]

That door probably had more fingerprints from other people than the register will ever have, still a shameful rookie move though.

[@fool4563]

@Rumblingstation🅥⸜⁄ Shut up

[@xninewxw7559]

@Rumblingstation🅥⸜⁄ wtf giga chad???

[@brandonreed2248]

@Rumblingstation🅥⸜⁄ Bot

[@scorch4299]

The only explanation is that hes using another persons body, or hes a shapeshifter!

[@ItzSadSanchez]

You really know you've hit rock bottom when you're robbing a Little Ceasars

[@sclice8680]

it's like that video of those people stealing food in a robbery

[@stormbunevitch4933]

@YeaMan bot

[@vanillae91819]

@YeaMan tf you talking about you literally have no videos uploaded

[@hosam8352]

@@vanillae91819 they are bots, its getting ridiculous now just dont reply to them

[@sclice8680]

@YeaMan Yeah, sure...you spammers usually don't even have a video uploaded

[@nekolaiil]

Honestly was half expecting the employee to be like "sir, there's other people trying to get food here. Can you do this outside?"

[@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-]

I would definitely be that guy. Im already impatient as it is lol.

[@datedjr1]

Be hilarious if he waited then reached out slowly and took the 8 dollars out of the employee hands after the next customer paid, not even snatching just calmly taking a handout.

[@stevenx399]

Racist

[@stevenx399]

Wow you racist or what bruh

[@stevenx399]

So damn racism against these guy so unbelievable

[@MC4TWT]

I was robbed at gunpoint when I was young with my family in a fast food restaurant. The guys came out of the bathroom in ski masks with guns and started yelling "everyone get on the ground!" And the young girl working in the back said "Hey! Craig's here!" Craig, who was fired the night before apparently, shouted "Shut Up!" and continued to rob the place. He was caught the next day at his house. They didn't even have to check the cameras or fingerprints, everyone there was like "Yeah, it was Craig. He picked up the headset and started telling the people in the drive thru to leave and knew where all the buttons were too. It was definitely Craig."

[@legendpinoy]

oh craig

[@ecliqsly6585]

damnit craig!

[@Harambe1320]

Smh Craig

[@krisxchirbas9503]

And then you woke up

[@indiscreetbeat]

Fake

[@OnePieceRooster]

I thought they were gonna take that second guys order midway through the robbery. That would've really elevated this comedy skit of a felony.

[@takayamuramoto4490]

Someone else seems to have heard them taking orders in the Background.

[@mah-ri8820]

Hes the type to pay for the pizza after robbing them too

[@SpecialInterestShow]

Ikr? I'd have lost my shit

[@erinjordon829]

I would've been talking to him the whole time, I just wouldn't be able to help it 🤣🤣🤣 like"yeah bro make sure you get those prints." "Okay, bye buddy"

[@tylerecho2589]

Same 😂 “yeah we’re only accepting card purchases right now”

[@OmniPieTV]

at that point you may as well take the whole thing home and figure it out later,

[@anaj835]

I did not think KZbin bots could have gone worse. I've been proven wrong.

[@squirky787]

Wtf youtube bots

[@googlename3859]

one of the employees even says it lol, at 5:25 "just take the whole register.."

[@glamglam8347]

@𝕀 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕤 you know you're a bot when you say "penquinz0" instead of charlie or moist

[@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache]

@@kran8258 lol bot

[@ThatGingerGuy]

Yes, this run would definitely not be on the leaderboards

[@terrabachi]

ayo, what is with your replies???????

[@uwot7289]

Attack of the wumbo dumbo bots

[@Enderking2k16]

He could have no-clipped the cash register off the counter to save more time, guess he’s a new speed runner who hasn’t gotten his bearings yet

[@vaj1414]

yeah glove strat is definitely faster

[@kutry]

@RAP3TION okay who asked

[@decommissionedtoilet7935]

His robbing skills equal out to fighting in your dreams.

[@virtualcommando7098]

Oh my god this is so true

[@kimmyfreak200]

🤣🤣🤣

[@narrowpath9491]

Why can’t we fight in our dreams, like it’s not unlocked yet

[@snoozyvibin]

Incomprehensible speed from this man robbing the home of the hot and ready, I’m suprised the camera was even able to register the speed at which he moved. Truly inspiring.

[@Thewalliest]

It must have a jagillionbillionkatillion frames per millisecond!

[@antares8943]

The bots are crazy man

[@rogerphone481]

the bots are coming down HARD huh?

[@remymabboux6480]

I think that he was moving so fast that he actually seemed to move slow. Curse our 30 fps eyes!

[@goofps3d677]

This man is the next generation of olympic runners. he pioneered speed running

[@brizwastakened]

I feel like the police would watch the footage and just start laughing

[@MibeOwner]

waht

[@jasonlahan5936]

Yes very cute?

[@Daviddd3729]

Dylan brislen

[@Gustavo-wu3of]

LOL

[@shiro9112]

not funny

[@PerpetualCamel]

"if he had spent this much time collecting quarters from a wishing well he would have made more money" Charlie is a wordsmith

[@shinji391]

Funny thing is you only find pennies in wishing wells. Still would have made more money though.

[@tarentino2005]

I don't even think they take any bill over 20

[@Helladamnleet]

@@shinji391 I got like $37 out of a wishing well once in about this amount of time.

[@ramjotgrewal2580]

@@shinji391 Probably nickels in Canada since we stopped making pennies a long time ago.

was just at that part when i red this

[@TheGoowolf]

I just love the loud sipping one of the employees takes while the robber does his thing. this robber had the threat level of a barking dog on the opposite side of a glass window.

[@dontdoubtmyshot131]

What I find even more hilarious is the fact that he only sadly realized he left fingerprints behind is by the worker in the back saying “don’t touch nothing”

[@tidusandjecht10]

What am I reading

[@thirtythreehz]

@@tidusandjecht10 its poorly explained but the less that other people touch the stuff the less contaminated the ‘crime’ scene.

[@littlefrank90]

There won't be any CSI on that crime scene lol, noone was killed, there's no need for it.

[@thirtythreehz]

@@littlefrank90 true

[@aethlred7380]

@@littlefrank90 yeah they don't check for fingerprints or anything on most criminal cases. Especially if there's CCTV and recordings of what happened. Fingerprints don't do anything if you aren't in the database. And even if you are in the database it doesn't give them a GPS tracker of your exact location. It's not this movie magic where you find a fingerprint and are able to track down the suspect to a remote region of Alaska.

[@tysonfontanez]

I love the employees' reactions lol "Bruh that's all you're gonna take?" "Just take the whole register"

[@marg698]

lmao right they’re literally giving him advice

[@Bxrry]

Slow and steady wins the race

[@kumi6797]

bot

[@reviewerofcomments]

@@kumi6797 i don't think so man

[@the.true.A]

@@kumi6797 nah dude

[@kumi6797]

@@the.true.A i think it's a comment bot

[@Ulqcog]

But not this race, unfortunately

[@KeroKeroGrips12]

When your level 1 in the robber simulator and head for the boss mission

[@DoctorBones1]

this isnt even the boss mission this is like the tutorial and this guy picked up a controller for the first time

[@Ziziwai]

This guy was so slow, I bet one of the staff members could’ve sneaked around him and robbed more out of the robber’s wallet instead

[@phelony3973]

Underrated

[@YuriAi974]

sneak 100

[@mountaindew5931]

if he was robbing little ceasars how much money would he really have

[@Exetior_Jina_Lover]

@@mountaindew5931 70$. AT BEST.

[@codyfromhumanresources6435]

Shout out to those little Caesar’s employees. Especially telling the actual customer in the store not to try anything or put himself in danger. They protected that little Caesar’s from multiple different possible lawsuits.

[@shitoryu8]

Smart kids

[@iBlewupthemoon98]

That would cost them more than what little the bozo was trying to steal

[@notericforeman]

They probably would’ve gotten fired for fighting back in any way, liability to the company

[@haydenk6459]

Yeah that big guy was lookin to whoop some ass that was funny. Plus the guys working there are 100% high lmao the way the one recording said the store was closed they definitely smoked lol

[@GeremyG]

It’s a completely justified action on his behalf ever since Little Caesars raised the price of their $5 pizza.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Charlie is so out of touch with us in the REAL world . 5$ 🤭 I bet he thinks all the foot long subs are still 5$, too. He bougie, now.

[@demonetization5416]

i hate when my $5 pizza is $6

[@russ_artzo0]

@@1WEareBUFO1 so funny

[@JackRalp96]

Blame the fed for printing so much 😂

[@Iamkeev]

@@JackRalp96 no inflation after the pandemic.

[@tristandawson6417]

0:10 As an aerospace engineer, I can confirm. I am always on standby for everything robbery ever. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?) I was sick this day

[@chaimeu]

I have no idea how people think robbing a store is a good idea in time where smartphones with cameras are a thing.

[@dingledongus]

Bots be wildin these days

[@Henr1_S]

@@dingledongus ong

[@ferallhamster970]

@@dingledongus ikr

[@bonesworthjohansson7884]

Wordgirl profile picture based

[@minx8043]

Fr

[@frag2]

he clearly knows what hes doing

[@papieverett]

I know better

[@gamerepic700]

a

[@Hiyooma]

Clueless surely

[@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo]

Seasoned vet

[@stevenx399]

@@gamerepic700 More 🇺🇦 sickness

[@oranjekola]

Fun fact as someone that has worked retail and fast food there's a "don't be a hero policy" if you're getting robbed you comply. You DO NOT try to stop the robber. Probably not because they care about your life but because if you die trying to save the money your family can sue them for more than what was stolen.

[@LesoTheGamerboy]

I dont know why would anyone even risk their life for a company that probaply doesnt care about them. Like if someone tries to rob a store you work and even if you manage stop the robber what do you achieve from that? You still get paid the same, right?

[@cameronroy2129]

I mean it doesn't seem that wrong of a policy. Yeah it's better not to fight back and you shouldn't did for them and they wouldn't and shouldn't want you to die for then anyways.

[@Bob-tq9ny]

@@LesoTheGamerboy maybe they're not thinking about personal profit and are just thinking to do what's right? I mean the company they're working for is probably awful but they're more focused on the immediate crime of somebody being a thief

[@LesoTheGamerboy]

@@Bob-tq9ny That is true but i still dont think its a smart idea to try to be the hero and try to stop a robber. Yes it would be the morally right and all but if the robber is armed you shouldnt try to stop him unless you are trained to handle those types of situations and/or you are 101% confident in your abilities to stop him. It just isnt worth it imo. And if you really fuck up badly you can potentially make the situation worse so its just best to comply and let him do his thing. You can still do the right thing AND not have to risk your life by reporting the robber to the police and try to help with the investigation as much as you can so the robber can potentially be caught and get punished. But that is if the robbers immediete intention is not to kill anyone. Like atleast i assume most of the time the robbe just wants to steal whatever he is stealing and doesnt intend to kill anyone unless someone intervines with his plans. So its just best to keep it that way. I spent way too long on this.

[@Bob-tq9ny]

@@LesoTheGamerboy I'm not reading this i just read the first sentence Yes it's not smart, they're not trying to be smart, they're trying to be morally correct.

[@ForgedinPrint]

I think the funniest part is that the police did not show up in this time frame. I don't blame them (even speeding it does take time to get somewhere) but the fact this guy just walked everywhere just showed how slow a response actually is.

[@katatonikbliss]

that's why it's infuriating when people are punished for hurting or killing home invaders in some places (not naming names), because they just expect people to cower in fear until the police arrive 5 hours later after your shit has been stolen or your entire family has been maimed or killed... and it's not like most homes have cameras to capture the guy's face

[@MiroNyholm-mj7hd]

Haah

[@ahaartin]

My favourite thing is that the employees straight up tell him how to rob the place better “just take the whole register” 5:25

[@JCstock]

@Don't click profile photo hi john.

[@jhennyclothing]

And someone else said “that’s all your gonna take?”

[@samueliwalker]

For those curious the suspect was arrested immidiately afterwards. This took place in 2018 in Pennsauken NJ

[@moosemilk_]

Jesus, I thought this was like 10 years old!

[@sonicheroesenthusiast6121]

GOD DAMN NEW JERSEY

[@judestinks]

That’s where Quandale Dingle lives

[@A_Ducky]

I hope the arresting officers see Charlie's video someday .. and comment

[@whosaprettykitty5076]

I… I live near this little Caesar’s and I had no idea 💀

[@MediaWebCrawler]

All he had to do was order a pizza, hand them a $10 and bam, they've opened the drawer for your change. THEN you pull off your customer facade and Scooby-Doo yourself as a robber. But instead my guy here pulled a Scooby-Don't and just.. marched in with crowbarette in hand, full nutsack. 10/10

[@hunterbowe6010]

A scooby-don’t 😂😂

[@shady6131]

yeah and he could have used a mask. after covid, no one would suspect him wearing a mask in there, could have hidden his face. i plan robberies better than this guy in my daily life as jokes.

[@kiefkarl9344]

Lmao you really think this dude had $10?

[@PatrickGigachad]

or just threaten them to open the cash register?? WTF was he doing?

[@totempolejoe1]

Cackling rn

[@Boo-lz7fm]

I love how even the second customer coming in just decided he is not worth getting his ass kicked so everyone just laughs and gives him advice. This is the most perfect goofy robbery I've ever seen.

[@samwarren6008]

Mate, my grandma could have beat that man up with her sandals. It wasn't even worth his time.

[@MiroNyholm-mj7hd]

Wow

[@iBlewupthemoon98]

"Dude, should we beat this guy up?" "Nah, this is Little Caesar's, not Waffle House."

[@BlazRa]

Waffle House employees don't fucking play they don't even give a fuck about the job they just want to fucking fight

[@emrafighifari2675]

The robbers will be the one ended up robbed if he tries to rob wafflehouse

[@localdumbass9355]

Personally I would have grabbed the crowbar in the moment he placed it on the counter

[@nametime8938]

@@localdumbass9355 no you would've stood there and done nothing like everyone else, which is the right call because no dumbass is gonna try and do that for a shit pizza place against an armed robber nor should anybody try to do that

[@smallcheddar3012]

@@localdumbass9355 for what though, i think thats kind of the point, its a 0 net gain, and obviously this guy is pretty dumb so why risk your safety for so little when he could have a gun in his back waistband you know?

[@parsphere6357]

Guys stop bullying him, he's just a beginner speedrunner Edit: lol this is most likes i ever got 👍

[@kooki5854]

Or a pro slowrunner

[@enchantedorange3141]

@@kooki5854 big brain

[@baps2005]

We aint bullying him mf

[@RECE4ER]

Employees who intervene, as much as they're championed, usually get fired too because you're not supposed to do anything except call the police.

[@KrigRaseri]

Wayyy cheaper to let the minuscule amount of cash in a register in an era of card transactions go away, then getting sued if an employee or customer gets hurt.

[@CatacombD]

@@KrigRaseri yeap, 100% that. Even places that do a lot of cash business are much more willing to let insurance and police handle it, rather than dealing with a lawsuit because their employee broke some scrawny thief over their knee.

[@aidenmeakin8747]

which is sad when you really think about it.

[@user-zm7zl9lc6j]

@@aidenmeakin8747 its not worth getting killed when 90% of the time the robber usually gets caught anyway

[@gabrielb2598]

I would’ve just been talking and insulting him the whole time: “You are the worst robber.” “Why Little Caesars bro?” “Literally could’ve made more money selling water on the street.”

[@Tyiriel]

911: "What's your emergency?" Shop owner: "We're being robbed! Please send help!" 911: "Stay calm, we're sending officers as quickly as we can!" Shop owner: "No, you misunderstand, the robber is the one in need of help! Our employees are drinking coffee and taking bets but this guy is really struggling here."

[@Smithy31]

Underrated comment! 😂👍

[@theKashConnoisseur]

Ok that was funny.

[@martinthevarious6190]

That’s just messed up 🙈

[@Javetts]

911: "We'll send a black cop. They will assist."

[@martinthevarious6190]

@@Javetts SMH

[@yeahyeahhoo]

The execution is more criminal than the actual robbery

[@j22563]

@Don't click profile photo Now that's even more pathetic than the robber

[@trixiees4483]

You've got it bro so sorry for you😔

[@bubblegumboyo4274]

They are truly genius, moving so slow that the police can't convict them of a crime they haven't committed yet. Then the police die of old age and they get away with it

[@Masaki-1334]

Lol

[@AllAroundSleeves]

Reported the boys lol, also nice comment😂

[@AllAroundSleeves]

Get reported bots

[@kovue7637]

give this chad more likes

[@farelegy57]

Actual galaxy brain strat

[@GibusSpyTF]

Honestly the little Cesar’s employees were probably like “we will pay you if you just get the fuck out”

[@mypa_pf]

the fact that the guy had enough time to record the robbery is astounding

[@famousgigachadgeorgewashin659]

God bless the blurooooo🥴

[@Chr725]

@Rumblingstation🅥⸜⁄ *shut*

[@ironheadfm]

The fact, that the employee just could stand there with his phone out, showed us the intimidating nature of this evil genius.

[@thewaffleeater1221]

I can't tell if this is an actual robbery or an 89 year old grandpa playing payday 2 on easy mode for the first time

[@DawnBringer0628]

He was so slow dude lol

[@viderevero1338]

This legit looks like he got dared to rob some random place LMAO

[@Lemminboy7]

Who is the true waffle eater becauss I also eat waffle

[@MostGenericUser]

It's hilarious how he never thought to just take the register with him and break into it somewhere safe after he gets away.

[@pazz]

At some point, the thought to just grab the whole unit and run had to have crossed his mind. No? A true mastermind at work.

[@FlufLord]

the employee even suggested it

[@mikael9325]

@@FlufLord They were probably charged with aiding and abetting lol

[@aethlred7380]

Yes someone with intelligence would've just walked in, pulled the register off the counter, cut the cord if necessary and walked out. But if you are robbing a little Ceasars of all places you don't have intelligence.

[@suezuccati304]

@@FlufLord he probably didnt do it to assert dominance Nobody tells this guy how to rob no Little Caesars

[@davidvaxo6667]

He was probably thinking he wont be able to open it if he takes the entire thing lul

[@dragan2427]

I imagine he said he wanted to go to court over this, decided to represent himself, then had to sit through everyone laughing at him watching the video in the court room

[@csr1113]

Imagine being the person behind the counter, Just watching a guy completely fail at robbery.

[@QuiVierge]

Dance emoji wait what? Where is the dance emoji WHERE IS IT???? DOES IT EVEN EXIST? IS THERE A DANCE EVEN AN EMOJI OUT THERE THAT RESEMBLES A DANCE EMOJI??? HOW HAS NO ONE EVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS???????!😡😡😡😡 Ohhh......there it is👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯‍♂️

[@famousgigachadgeorgewashin659]

MY DAD FINALLY CAME BACK WITH THE MILK

[@Phronkey]

7 replies and their all bots? Make it 8, my shady page is better than all these losers

[@SpindriftXC]

damn, this got all the bots to show up

[@Phronkey]

@@SpindriftXC join us

[@aquablurekh910]

Are you sure he was a robber? It felt like he was repairing the cashier 😂

[@lolxdbruh]

yes he also tried to clean it

[@C0II0SUS.X]

@@lolxdbruh hes a really nice guy, i see him on the weekdays, always cleaning and fixing our cash registers store to store, he even takes care of the money for us :)

[@alexandraafire]

Fun fact: in retail, you're expected to comply for your safety, and just let them take what they want. Another fun fact: depending on state, you can't have more than 100-200 dollars in the register for safety, so the rest is in a time locked safe.

[@frenchfryequeen]

Exactly!!!

[@cameronroy2129]

I'd love to see the world where your expected not to comply, Jimmy you are fired for not putting your foot up the ass of the man with that gun.

[@Helladamnleet]

Also if they try to tell you to go with them or they'll shoot you're supposed to let them shoot you.

[@daniellelopez3342]

Maybe it's changed now but when I was a kid and worked at McDonald's we would have thousands of dollars in the register.

[@benb9151]

There's also the insurance. If you try to stop the robbery the insurance company immediately voids coverage

[@accuratememin]

A real inspiration to criminals like me everywhere. The sheer speed and pure genius, letting the cameras roll to show his strength.

[@metaloverlord574]

@𝕀 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕤 you make a point that you make better content. Tells me you have a jealousy complex. Kind of pathetic. Also your video are comparable as just kid playing at being edgy for the sake of edge.

[@metaloverlord574]

oh, one last thing. The profile name you chose is horrendous and textbook definition of a degenerate.

[@therealBiba]

@Rumblingstation🅥⸜⁄ your cringe

[@metaloverlord574]

@Rumblingstation🅥⸜⁄ ok Bot

[@Rezzerex]

as someone who works at Little Caesars, to anyone who's never been to one: These places are packed up the ass with cameras. While nobody really looks at the footage, anything and everything the customer can do WILL be recorded on camera in case they try shit like this. And it's not like they're hidden either. The cameras are all in plain sight for the most part lol

[@aethlred7380]

My local Little Caesars has 3 cameras watching the front. 1 is outside the door facing the parking lot so your license plate gets recorded. And 2 are watching the front. If you are down bad and need money that badly go to your local college campus and bust into cars. You know how many dumb college students leave backpacks, labtops, etc in their car.

[@reviewerofcomments]

@@aethlred7380 BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL SPIKE IN COLLEGE CAR ROBBERIES, WILL THIS BECOME AN EPIDEMIC?

[@kenirainseeker539]

Literally every place you walk into you can assume you're being recorded. Lot of people got fired from a place I used to work at because they stole shit that got caught on camera. One of them was even a manager. Idiots. It's true nobody is sifting through every day's worth of footage all the time, but if they suspect something happened at a certain time, all they have to do is check the footage and see what was recorded at that time.

[@Rezzerex]

@@kenirainseeker539 true, I was more so referring to in general. It’s not checked everyday, but if they need even the slightest bit of evidence to prove a crime, guess what? It’s all recorded lol. That’s more so what I meant. I agree with everything you’ve said

[@cnnrs_]

i like how there is just someone standing there recording him the whole time

[@Subarashii_Nem]

I really wanna see the questioning of this. The detectives are gonna be so damn confused as to how someone can be so inept at committing a crime. Broad daylight, face fully visible, can't use a crow bar, uses his hands, doesn't try to be quick.. They're gonna think it was all a bit for a video or something. I really hope we get an update for this because I'm genuinely curious about wtf was going on in his head and wondering if this could actually be classed as robbery and not just minor vandalism..

[@unofficialmeme5972]

He was arrested. The charge was for robbery and mischief.

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

The police when they got there: So somebody really rodded you in broad light, face not covered to steal 60 dollars with a crowbar? they didn’t have the decency to have a fake gun at least?

[@dirtyasianmafia2310]

@@beautyandtheoffbeats you

[@VampyrGrl]

minor vandalism LMAOO fr

[@alyssaselzer7428]

Definitely on hard drugs

[@sleepyote]

I'd like to see more of failed robberies, I think they're hilarious. god damnit the bots found me.

[@DripTac]

Cringe bag

[@jq7323]

No one's safe

[@Alana-sj3yj]

Dude not even five minutes after commenting 😭

[@user-ko5xf7yf8z]

Doggo

[@Alana-sj3yj]

Dude not even five minutes after commenting 😭

[@mattw5901]

Worked at a Dominos guy robbed the register threw the till on the ground looking for the big bills, realized we didn't do that and started picking up quarters off the ground

[@jposse187]

Ok

[@Conehead55]

@@jposse187 f you man he told a cool story

[@iNC0GNEGRO]

@@jposse187 I thought it was pretty funny

[@jeffjeff7582]

Risked going prison for some quarters what a legens

[@toxicgracie3772]

@@jposse187 lol

[@hudsonstarnes4888]

The funniest part is that most pizza company’s policy is to totally comply if they are robbed. So all he had to do was ask for the key and they would have given it to him.

[@lordlordingtonofawesomeshire]

I love that Charlie is single-handedly keeping Joel's "Insaneo-style" alive.

[@icescoop6741]

whos joel

[@markopecinovic4475]

@@icescoop6741 He is the creator of Insaneo Style. He is attempting to become an Internet God.

[@darkslayer1161]

@@markopecinovic4475 attempting? I dare say he became one when he put out his first few animations.

[@fruitsn4ck]

@@darkslayer1161 ofc it was just the animations everyone loves him for 🙄

[@darkslayer1161]

@@fruitsn4ck it’s when his channel took off. I’m not saying everyone loves him for his animations, he’s a great sketch artist, and his movies are good too. You act like I’m tryna offend someone?

[@Khy._]

As someone who has worked a few different fast-food jobs, I've been a cashier when something similar was happening. My mindset the entire time was "I'm getting paid while you do this, but definitely not enough for me to risk my life stopping you. Good luck"

[@TheBfutgreg]

Bro where do you work, I can't imagine something like this being a common occurrence unless you work in the hood or something

[@ariannathatdawg3400]

@@TheBfutgreg if the place were you work is next to an interstate you get robbed all the time, I used to work at Waffle House and this one location next to an intersection would get robbed at least once a month because the robbers can hit the freeway before the cops even get called

[@Khy._]

@@TheBfutgreg Oh luckily I haven't worked fast food in some years now, but yeah it was right at like the main intersection in my town at the most active McDonald's in said town, so you can only imagine the types of characters you'd see floating through.

[@AqualisticMC]

Somewhere in my town a small restaurant got robbed, that was around 1-2 months ago, the robbers were so scared they decided to leave the building and didn't take anything, not even money. They were never caught

[@juanlara6358]

Well I guess they didn’t do anything

[@lostconciousness4255]

fuck the money, steal a few pepsi's and pizzas then call it a day.

[@_itzjoshhh7927]

I've actually worked at Little Caesars at one point and we drop money in the safe once we hit $250 in the register down back to $50. So this man at MOST would've only got $250... completely laughable lol

[@KaraTheGirlie]

Actually only 70 now due to policy changes. Hilarious.

[@melissalonla]

The entire ordeal was tremendously hilarious, but the wiping off of the fingerprints took me out.

[@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo]

Agree, the glasses falling off was the end of me 🤓

[@MikkoLaulainen]

He could have just taken the whole cash register in the time it took him to do that

[@hking1009]

@RAP3TION why is your whole channel the same shitty videos over and over again

[@kenirainseeker539]

@RAP3TION Why the fuck would that be funny

[@7thprinceofchaos]

As a fast food employee we were told to open the drawers if we're being robbed cause those cash registers r wayyy more valuable then what ever is in that drawer

[@alyssamay9237]

What's amazing is I've used those kinds of registers before. There's a button to open the drawer. And there's probably a keyhole that he could've picked, but instead he uses the much harder method of trying to pry it open

[@Emperros]

We used similar registers at a bar I worked at. When it jammed, sliding a knife near the lock down in the bottom slot you could catch the latch and it'd just pop open. Took all of 2 seconds once you learnt the spot

[@nathanieljohnson6259]

So, a few years ago, one of the local gas stations got robbed. My uncle, a policer officer, went to talk to the staff the next day. While this was happening, the same guy who robbed the place the day before, came back to do it again! Needless to say, the dude went down pretty quick.

[@jonnyOysters]

I know I shouldn't be surprised by man..... Some people are just that stupid 🤣

[@jernesberde9327]

That is next level stupid. What money did he think he would get robbing the same place the very next day?

[@James-vc1kc]

Sounds like that crazy bot from Futurama

[@ShinFahima]

I had a coworker rehash a story of when she was robbed over night by some guy in a wig. Same guy came back the next week and got away again. :l

[@YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

I love how he's so bad at robbing that the employees aren't even trying to stop him, they're all just watching and one is filming because nobody could possibly be THIS bad at a robbery EDIT: Y'all are completely fucking misinterpreting my comment. In no way am I trying to imply they should have stopped him.

[@jeremy8746]

I'm no robber but i think this was his first run

[@kenirainseeker539]

No employee should attempt to stop a robbery for any reason, why die for a boss who cares nothing about you. You have people in your life who really care about you, friends and family, who would prefer you to stay alive. And no, co-workers are not "family."

[@suezuccati304]

I'm not risking my life so my boss doesn't loses $50.

[@philliplord6332]

Their boss would pay them less then minimum wage if they could get away with it

[@CrimsonHeart3]

For even thinking they should have stopped him I'll assume you've never had a job cause that makes no sense

[@raider360X_sot]

Imagine getting caught for this and you and the detective are watching the video and he starts mocking you.

[@hero9402]

5:21 The employer actually said "just take the whole register" lmao

[@ocdemon8999]

i think he would have if he had the physical strength

[@steelcitysteve8794]

I got robbed at a fast food restaurant about 8 years ago. They collected wallets, phones register cash and the money in the outer safe in under 2minutes.

[@ShinFahima]

See, they sound smart. Incase if robbery, I should deep-hide my wallet.

[@TwitchyTopHat1]

@@ShinFahima Right up the butt. Most reliable hiding spot

[@thomasscott2280]

@@ShinFahima U put it in ur pooper?

[@theKashConnoisseur]

@@ShinFahima keep your wallet in your front pocket, and keep small bills loose. If you happen to be a victim of a robbery like that, you can pull out the small bills and leave the wallet in your front pocket and tell them it's all you have. Most men keep their wallet in their back pocket so if they happen to check they won't see one.

[@oiledferret9669]

@@theKashConnoisseur Or, you could always keep a fake wallet on you. Just try and make it seem like your everyday use and throw some ones or something in there. Maybe a k-mart shoppers card.

[@Jade99]

This was actually recorded in slo-mo, he's actually insanely fast at robbing pizza places.

[@ocdemon8999]

i just imagine The Flash in super speed stuggling with a door lmao

[@ISAAC607]

@@ocdemon8999 that's fucking hilarious

[@julz_swag]

Lmfao I even love how that one dude comes in and waits for the robber to finish up so he can order pizza.

[@languidhusk]

I worked at an unnamed retail store in a major city and my boss told me about a robbery at another store in our district where the cops asked for the description of the robber and they just pointed outside at the bus stop where my guy was waiting for the bus. Also, having worked for this unnamed retail chain that sells games, I know most of our stores had $100-150 max in the registers at any given time, so it would have paid his bus fare for maybe a month.

[@HairyJuan]

"This dude robbed a Little Caesars" that's all I needed to know to get an idea of how immensely dumb this robber was. I used to work there and not only is the food all extremely cheap, but around every $100 made the manager has to take the money out of the register and put it in a safe, so this dude is really probably getting like 20 bucks.

[@RyanKaufman]

Given this guy's genius, dude probably walked out, saw he had money, and went "Man I'm kinda hungry" and tried to get some pizza.

[@BigWired]

With regards to the comments on the employees not fighting for Little Caesars and just recording the dude, that's absolutely correct. I once worked for Costco, and they instructed us that no way in hell were we to apprehend anyone stealing stuff from the store, that our safety was what mattered, not some stuff. I'm not sure if a place like Little Caesar's would agree, but I am happy that employees were looking out for themselves first.

[@oneblanket2544]

4:20 "That's all you gonna take?"

[@gamezr4losers]

Did i just get...second hand embarrassment from a robber?

[@glamglam8347]

i literally felt like helping him. like bro just go get the manager if you really want it opended

[@Kamuy4226]

This is almost as pathetic as the one guy who smeared himself with lemon juice, thinking he was invisible and tried to rob a place :v

[@sairentoeko]

That really happened?

[@theKashConnoisseur]

@@sairentoeko lemon juice is a cheap "invisible ink" so the genius probably thought it would make him disappear lmao.

[@chabashira3]

@@theKashConnoisseur LMFAOOOOOO

[@scooble_]

@@theKashConnoisseur The man also felt the need to tell the employee of the bank(?) he was robbing that he had a face, just that it was invisible.

[@tree_alone]

Lol someone watching too much Tom n Jerry

[@kitcat2559]

Even the employees all agreed he would've had better luck stealing the whole register than opening the cash drawer

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

"Everybody, be cool! This is a robbery!" "Sir, this is a Wendy's. Do you want anything or what?" "Yeah, I want all the money in the bag... and a burger and coke, please."

[@Helladamnleet]

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfuckin' last one of you!

[@tylerecho2589]

“That’ll be $8.52 sir”

[@Enderking2k16]

@@tylerecho2589 **the money from the register was exactly $8.52**

[@kaitlynwickham6237]

Can't go thievin' on an empty stomach.

[@DevilJhoMama]

@@tylerecho2589 Why the extra 2 cents lmao.

[@garbagecan755]

I used to work at a grocery store and one night I was closing down the cash office and my manager comes by and asks me to open the door. I open it and let him in and he says "You should have checked the peep hole, what if somebody had a gun to my head?" and I looked at him like he had two heads and said "...I'd open the door?" and he just kind of thought it over for a second, nodded, and walked away.

[@Jack-kp9wn]

Companies have insurance, nothing to risk your life over

[@clyne8835]

What is it with managers wanting to see you in life or death situations 💀

[@theKashConnoisseur]

Lmao. Your manager thought they found a teaching moment but instead found a learning moment.

[@ahall9839]

@@clyne8835 Makes them feel like they're contributing.

[@Longbajubi]

The fact that he’s tired opening the register was so wholesome.

[@franzk.himmler1196]

2:25 "ROBBERY ASMR"!! THAT SLAYED ME!!!

[@illegalwaffel6435]

I'm always surprised at the people out doing criminal stuff in the last 2 years without a mask.. out of all time, the last couple years would be the absolute best time to wear a mask since it's literally so common for people to be wearing masks, sometimes its even required so nobody would even bat an eye seeing you walk up somewhere with a mask on..

[@goldenghost2001]

I always thought that when I would walk into banks

[@purplesodapop]

Charlie didn't mention (or didn't know) this story is actually from 2018.

[@alyasfukename3355]

My buddy got robbed recently after going to an ATM. He said the only reason he didn't notice warning signs was because the guy just seemed like one of the few people left in town who was being extra cautious and wearing a mask outside. It's definitely the move for criminals

[@alyasfukename3355]

@@goldenghost2001 when they first started implementing mask mandates I had a guy tell me he was convinced he was being set up at the bank when they told him to put one on. He was staring right at the sign that said "no masks, hoods or sunglasses" and decided it was smarter to just leave.

[@iLL_WiLL_]

6:17 "If he had spent just this long collecting quarters at a wishing well he would have made more money." Ok the story was funny, but I'm fucking dying now. That was good stuff. I haven't laughed that hard since the San Fran Pooper Plotter.

[@moosecannibal8224]

Funny thing to mention at the start, about how most real life heists or robberies are terribly planned and any actual planning is done right before the event. It's probably because any amount of real thought put into the topic would eventually lead to "Awh this is a bad idea", and those who end up going through with it never managed to think that far ahead.

[@blank.e5plus]

"we don't catch the smart ones"

[@TomJakobW]

That’s why this dumb “gun regulation doesn’t work; if criminals want to get guns, they are just going to get them anyways” propaganda is complete bs. The world is wacky af; just minuscule amounts of hinderances do so much! Like, I get it that many people don’t believe it, I don’t blame them. It’s hard to really understand how fcking dumb and incompetent so many criminals just are! 😅 So many t.ro.rist attacks get foiled, because these fools just use discord or Facebook to talk about literal crime plans; even really big sh*t like 9/11 had so many things where I could have been stopped; the fools literally landed on a small airport outside NY because these brainlets thought it’s less suspicious, but in the end they stood out like crazy there! Here in Germany a t.ro.rist attack was foiled many years ago, because the fcker had problems with his drivers license and couldn’t rent a truck, so he (really pathetically) just winged it. 😂

[@essentialist12]

I would've started clapping for him after succesfully opening the cash register

[@weaponizedglitter69]

Yes. Me too

[@danshiba1498]

if he put this much energy into a job he wouldn't need to be a criminal

[@doubledio3061]

If he’s this incompetent at his job he probably doesn’t have one anymore

[@stellviahohenheim]

@@doubledio3061 you're talking to a bot

[@lukaswithakay]

@Rumblingstation🅥⸜⁄ Might have more luck not trashing the video host, there, bubba.

[@goldmoutdog19]

@@stellviahohenheim the OPs a bot?

[@desox123]

Brain dead take