The Official Podcast

[@nesspurr6931]

Listening to this while shaving my quarantine beard. I’ve never felt so manly in my life. It’s growing back fully before I can finish cutting it

[@aaronnn9941]

I wish i could grow my mustache

[@Noheadsaw]

I too tried to that, but I ended with instead of bangs on the right cheek, a fucking gash that refused to close for two hours.

[@vipture.]

Its like that scene from The Santa Clause

[@letmeinyourhouse965]

I have the same problem but with my balls

[@13titoazazel]

Nesspurr testosterone

[@misteranimatorstudios8236]

Why does Charlie’s stories sound like when an AI tries to write a book

[@tking1kong439]

Maybe you're on to something

[@blackshogun272]

김태원 Legend has it, Charlie is the most advanced synthetic human host body for our timeline's Skynet...

[@michaels1815]

@@blackshogun272 You mean Skynut

[@tappedthedope3698]

3:56, are we not going to talk about Kaya's amazing dog impression?

[@dominikbana5482]

i imagine it’s a turkish thing

[@1907-q6z]

@@dominikbana5482 nice racism dude

[@Generic-usernam3]

@@1907-q6z no it’s not. Now If he said “I think it’s a Turkish thing and because it is I hate it”, that would be racism. Get off the internet snowflake.

[@deepmalyadas6585]

@@dominikbana5482 Fuck, SOB stole it from me

[@game_generation]

Many moons have past since all of their face cams all work in sync.

[@walterrr664]

dorime

[@goodoldumplin7048]

Charlie's icon is finally updated!!!

[@Popilishis]

It’s pretty nice, but it was changed in the last one as well

[@chikinonfrydai]

So is Jackson’s

[@kaavyab1009]

it's been like that for a while afaik

[@pervaction4658]

why are they not using the ahegao versions?

[@CaptainCrab222]

This moon ninja must be really good, cant even see the podcast.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

What a gift, can I learn this great power?

[@quadoof316]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 did you complete nnn?

[@jesuisunpoisson4804]

That beginning conversation was the most male conversation I’ve heard

[@KrowleyPineapples777]

No. It's a retard conversation.

[@caylinmabley8259]

@@KrowleyPineapples777 okay

[@mvmusic8467]

@@KrowleyPineapples777 Why do you watch this podcast if you don't like that kind of conversation?

[@jesuisunpoisson4804]

Rishabh Gangadeen how dare you, I am a French fish

[@cipher1144]

Warframe took Charlie's Moon Ninja story and made it into a game

[@alguienconunvideojuego4606]

I thought I was the only one that noticed that.

[@bearmancam]

Hey, its Cameron Patton, and yes I'm fine now. Thank you for all your kind words Charlie. I've always been a fan, and I'm honestly convinced I always will be. Have an amazing life brother, I'd love to meet you one day!

[@THEONEPIEEECE]

This is the epitome of "boys locker room"

[@ymp6345]

Perfect timing I was just about to do laundry and I had to just wait instead I can listen to this podcast

[@JacobThePoe]

I work out to the podcast

[@hahabrown6596]

Jacob Poe same here dude

[@aaronnn9941]

@@JacobThePoe same and i play it on spotify as i play on my xbox

[@michaelpurnell5203]

Negative human trait or action: exists Kaya: REDDITOR

[@OrigoZ]

Redditors are just really retarded, not bad people.

[@bulletjiebul305]

@@OrigoZ that's up for debate

[@petergriffin8086]

@@bulletjiebul305 nah its not

[@bulletjiebul305]

@@petergriffin8086 triggered redditor

[@petergriffin8086]

@@bulletjiebul305 neckbeard

[@argonaut8560]

This podcast is reaching new heights a chess grandmaster what a delightful guest to have on the podcast

[@lookintomyeyes2681]

the intro gets me hyped up every single time ...

[@tappedthedope3698]

Ik me too

[@nathanpitek3177]

God it’s been a while since I’ve listened to an episode on KZbin n damn, kayas turned into a grown ass man

[@Icalasari]

4:57 - I literally have OCD and even I don't go that far, I'm with you Charlie

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

5:30 This whole discussion is bonkers. You only need to wipe (and apply creme) with one hand. That leaves your other hand clean so that you can use it to interact with the tube. Then you're NEVER touching the tube, the flusher, faucet, or soap dispenser with a poopy hand.

[@brolapse69]

To be fair, you have to have an extremely high IQ to understand Moon Ninja.

[@Bruh1]

Wubablubadubdub 🍷

[@pablo4u2]

Charlie reads off "The Moon Ninja Saga" [̶E̶v̶e̶r̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ l̶i̶k̶e̶d̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶]̶ [𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭]

[@connerthewubbzler1062]

He's earned Karma

[@koncentra5767]

Ok reddit

[@clumsypickle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@jumper6260]

girlcute.buzz/jGlFsbHxlhB

[@spedokeledo9883]

@@jumper6260 yikes

[@paravoidy]

Moon ninja: *extraterrestrial level terrorist threat* Also moon ninja: *county jail*

[@ioniguess]

22:48 Jackson is me when my dad calls me from the other room

[@yessirski3854]

12:18 Yugoslavia hasn’t been a thing in decades...

[@DRakeTRofKBam]

Czechoslovakia suffers from the same fate

[@bobobsen]

He's Turkish, I think he knows friend

[@amittoibis]

@@DRakeTRofKBam Czechoslovakia

[@Lulupalooz]

jackson saying “be nice, be nice”🥺

[@Carlos_Tacos]

Glad to see Jackson finally managed to break out of Dio's spell

[@foolishkiwi4546]

That red herring on the real doll woman was the top anime plot twist of this year

[@Jewmanji-er8ip]

The moon ninja looks a lot like an old icon Charlie made back in the good ol days.

[@dannss6]

listening to that ninja story made me cry with laughter

[@dannss6]

anyone else binging on Official Podcast lately???

[@WJR265]

55:27 "Just like a code?" Oh snap, was that the access code all along?

[@dannss6]

to be confirmed

[@sludgeprince3301]

I've not even watched this yet and I've already liked it cause y'all always deliver content wise each episode Much love

[@barrothontherocks3325]

the perfect combined author name is jack offerman

[@flufficornss]

i like how everyone looks like grown men and then jackson looks like a little baby boy

[@mr.yungthug5166]

The manliest podcast of All Time!

[@theholyjesuschrist7]

only early gang remember when it wouldnt play

[@Matsurieo]

Fortnite

[@theholyjesuschrist7]

Voahan ok?

[@hahabrown6596]

Voahan dont bash someone for playing a game you dont like... i dont play fortnite but people like you are such assholes

[@theholyjesuschrist7]

haha brown spittin facts

[@Natalie-101]

WAIT JACKSON CAN MOVE

[@captmelvinseahorse8871]

The first 15mins 😂😂😂 my parents walked in my room to check on me because of quarantine and they walked right back out LOL

[@raulvalgar1999]

Moon ninja sounds like something the characters from It's always sunny in philadelphia would write thinking it's awesome

[@gachivalantine3792]

Wow this entire video is so cool, especially the part where Charlie said... *Beans*

[@shaneireland8460]

Cool the boys are only seconds into the podcast and they're already talking about hemorrhoids

[@bubbachungas5846]

Hasn't been a guest in ages. You should invite the 2 Johnie's podcast on, they are hilarious

[@driediced5427]

I love how it just begins with hemroids

[@ligmaballz9469]

I recommend the 2 Johnnys podcast as a guest for the show

[@streetvybzswag1.067]

Moon ninja a chaotic neutral Perry the platypus

[@Allagi-changes]

I love the moments of silence when i can tell they are all thinking who is gonna say something...

[@ezrabridger252]

If anyone is reading this please look up vanessa guillen she’s a US army soldier stationed @Fort Hood TX, she’s been missing since April. Fort Hood has a reputation of missing soldiers in their base! Something is not adding up. Last phone call with her mother was about Vanessa being harassed by superior at the base.

[@AlienFreak69]

I just realized there's a mirror behind Jackson. This entire time I thought he was living with a roommate that's playing games while Jackson is on the podcast.

[@appleofcider]

This has been the best intro ever.

[@thebluelink1233]

Holy crap Moon Ninja and I have the same birthday

[@smsry]

I just noticed... both on the top use headphones whereas the both on the bottom use earphones.

[@dannss6]

is that in every episode???

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

both on left have long hair and both on right has short

[@sirCRASHtheGreat]

This is a very odd group of friends😂😂

[@YeYe-wz1wi]

That first part of moon ninja is "Naruto: the last" movie 😂😂😂

[@phenyxswartz941]

52:20 I know this is late but I'm pretty sure the hulk actually did jump from planet to planet at one point in the comics. Lil bit of info for those who didn't know/aren't giant nerds

[@fraynevliegenthart6112]

Going to write a R-Rated Moon Ninja Remake Novel now

[@kool-aidhandgrenade6450]

Nice Chess Win

[@genesis2833]

Use that invidia voice feature to suppress the noise jackson.

[@cb8387]

someone needs to make a youtube channel dedicated to the lore of Moon-Ninja

[@JohntheSpyCrab]

27:50 to anyone wonder what the photo they're all giggling at is of, it's actually a video link to a leaked karuna satori patreon video that you could find on dirty ship. I know this because I posted the link in their discord chat

[@jarretthall385]

asmr

[@ronswanson8833]

Suggestions for guests: Hikaru, Alt history hub, Cosmonaut Variety Hour

[@tylercoffin5100]

Are fleshlight ninjas real and if so how do I keep them out of my closet or under my bed when I nighty night?

[@weshouldhavenukedjapanathi8369]

You wanna get them out?!?!? I would pay to get them there

[@drunkenhobo8020]

24:30 "Any other females..." Come on Kaya, no woman in human history has ever started a sentence like that.

[@no_misaki]

It's so true 😂

[@Name-kj9bj]

Most chad intro

[@bigknight202]

31:23 this is the first time I’ve heard someone mention Brainiac on the internet

[@Jr-bn7kc]

Almost got worried y’all would skip

[@Yeeroo]

Keep grinding bru

[@the.written.off.generation]

12:23 YUGOSLAVIA MENTIONED.

[@picolascage3855]

If ye are looking for a guest I would highly recommend the 2 Johnnie's podcast. They are 2 of the funniest Irish comedians

[@FloralHaze]

59:28 I know a guy named Jack Martin lol

[@Pokemaster-wg9gx]

I saw the title and i was like *its time*

[@WhinyB]

The black is probably extra coloring, most of these materials they use are probably some sort of white or pale color.

[@Officer.K.]

3 and 1/2 men sit and talk about moon ninjas for 40 minutes

[@gloriabuger1185]

U need to check out the boys from the 2 johnnies podcast, they great

[@charmingcthulhu3944]

Victorius literally made a powermetal album inspired by moon ninja

[@guccisandals1611]

This was a true roller coaster, from ass cream to sex dolls for women, to moon ninja, incredible.

[@Kevbotomy]

I happily enjoyed the intro while eating a carrot dipped in fat free ranch

[@kervmoefoe]

I need more Moon Ninja Stories 😂😂😂 I need to know if he went to the county jail or is on parole. 😂😂

[@Buddrew]

I love all you guys keep up the work noti gang

[@handoru9497]

Wow. I was only 8 days old when he wrote the famous Moon Ninja.

[@MightBeEden]

Moon ninja was written 3 years before i was born to the day, its gotta mean something

[@somemong989]

Did Charlie secretly write FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

[@Danfortman]

I think a few conclusions can be drawn from the discussion on hemorrhoid cream. Which is more then I wantes to know about Charlie. That and you don't get hemorrhoid from taking over sized poops.

[@woopnull9103]

Y’all commenting as if you finished this episode

[@connerthewubbzler1062]

I'm gonna use my shitty animation talents to make...Moon Ninja, The movie Trailer.

[@fiachracollins5233]

You need to get the 2 Johnnies podcast lads on the show

[@jordanadams7168]

3:56 someone please clip this

[@19thcenturygentleman33]

Clicked so fast the video shat it’s self

[@kekcosmic1919]

I completely forgot Charlie wrote moon ninja when he was young thought he was writing for a class in college bahhahaha

[@blubbit]

Moon Ninja is free right now, and you bet your ass I got it

[@mikamei2564]

Loving the new icon!

[@jaskaransinghsaund1699]

I don't know about you guys, but Charlie reminds me of Keanu Reeves.

[@bubbalubba3747]

26:18 it sounds like buzz lightyears laser

[@chrisohear3887]

Why didn't u put the cream on the toilet paper though...

[@stevemyers3082]

knowing that Charlie also gets frequent hemorrhoids makes them all worth it.

[@tyvin]

Did Kaya get a hair cut?

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

These livestream notifications are the one downside to being subscribed to Charlie in my opinion.

[@mx5kenny]

hey charlie, id like to hear your opinion about them canceling the show cops and live pd, i know you use to watch the recaps on live pd and unfortunately they won’t have any more :(

[@birdsamora9925]

A moon ninja animation in the style of cowboy bebop.

[@lanathebeholder9813]

I just noticed the Courage sticker on Charlie's wall.

[@timmytimeturtle6331]

The MNCU will be a bit bloated with alternate timelines because of these reimaginations.

[@beefbabyrocket]

Pls talk about Live PD’s cancellation and ur opinion on it

[@Cloudfactorygifts]

As an actual lady I’m not mad at sexdolls or the men who use them. I don’t care. I’m more interested in like what kind of reality that people make up. Like do they have background stories? Do they have personalities?

[@Cloudfactorygifts]

I’m inclined to believe the relation has positive emotions, not commenting on health

[@SpeedyLara2012]

“Actual women” so are trans women not women?

[@skytheneko]

@@SpeedyLara2012 It was most likely meant as "biological female", just shortened

[@Paqcar]

@@SpeedyLara2012Yes exactly. They’re not