The Official Podcast

[@StomeAura]

You can tell Kaya likes the movie. He's been smiling the entire podcast.

[@Sev2000]

This only came out 13 minutes ago this comment was made 5 minutes ago there is no way this person watched the entire podcast in that time span

[@dynad00d15]

We can also notice that Jackson didnt care about the movie at all..

[@obamium3779]

@@Sev2000 read the video description

[@StomeAura]

@@Sev2000 *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

[@Numbabu]

@@Sev2000 they downloaded it and then watched it at 15x speed

[@emperorbartu2414]

I'm used to jackson being frozen in time but i hate that he and kaya are both frozen now damn we lost 2 of the boys

[@mrthomas_19218]

@@EdWedgie and you cant tell if Kaya is dying in the bathroom or not lol

[@DeclanOLeary]

This is the Greatest Bear of All Time

[@smokedlobbies]

This is the Cocaine Bear of all time

[@Apupv]

Ok

[@tturi2]

It's definitely a bear movie of all time

[@catiloh6086]

Coke bear vs Meth Elephant

[@chriscummings4206]

I think this movie is guilty of false advertising. It seems like it would be a fun movie, but then from the sound of it it’s just a bunch of BS.

[@PunJee]

28:45 For anyone wondering what the time stamp for Cocaine Bear talk

[@cptchuff2741]

Thank you

[@Nachoaverage_man]

Clutch thanks daddy🦧

[@joetokyo1158]

I like how at 48:29, you can andrew was looking up those shirts because you can see the reflection in his glasses.

[@NightFireEquinox]

​@@Instabruh.User..liar

[@vishalkalicharan7710]

Jackson and Kaya need new cameras so we can see their faces!

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's Fact: The world's first ever emoji was created in 1999 by a Japanese artist, and it was a simple heart symbol.

[@Apupv]

Ok

[@-od6mghduridbd]

Wait really?

[@iretrieveri7511]

Whatttt

[@Wolfganger]

Am I supposed to care? Edit: Bro my notifications 💀

[@Delta9Church]

I dunno, I saw some antelope emoji in a cave one time, looked a lil older.

[@Hoofyaf]

Luckily not everyone was expecting the Citezen Kane of bear movies, it did well enough for more producers to hopefully take a risk on more silly movies

[@zigro433]

That is honestly a good point, even if the movie wasn't exactly what some of us were expecting, it shows there's an audience for it.

[@carsonlove531]

Can’t wait for the sequel: Heroin Squirrel

[@Apupv]

Yeahh

[@cokepickle]

wait for Cocaine Hippos. shits gonna be bonkers

[@NUCL3AR991]

Director said she would like to make a cocaine shark, also a movie called attack of the meth gator has been teased

[@IDontmeanit]

A nodding squirrel 🐿️ lol

[@Theorpo]

Dude but imagine a movie based on the turtle who had 53 Million worth of coke attached to it. the Coast guard says that it probably wasn't intentional and that it swam into it. they should totally make the movie like a journey movie about his life on the line if he can't deliver it lmao.

[@digitalscopes9605]

andrew saying 50 percent over and over when the discount was 60 was insanity inducing ☠️☠️☠️

[@jonahweaver1122]

Combine it with him arguing against himself in attempts to disagree with Jackson and dig myself further into the "drop Andrew" hole.

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

@@jonahweaver1122 I've always said they should drop Andrew for someone who isn't as fucking loud and oafish

[@marksmeta]

@@jonahweaver1122 wait i wanna be in this why do we hate andrew

[@helloface001]

@@jonahweaver1122 you can tell who has no friends bc they'll be complaining about podcast members saying they should be dropped, not even having a concept that friends enjoy talking to each other

[@GothicFoxglove]

It's not everyday you see a movie based off a meme before. Animeme, thank you so much but thank you, Charlie and friends for covering this magnificent gem

[@witness1013]

It's not based off a meme

[@devonvidler5545]

Its based of a true story look it up

[@devonvidler5545]

@Detector ⸜⁄ okay

[@DanskerneFraDanmark]

You do know at it did happen in real life ? At a bear ate a lot of cocaine

[@bobbypooped]

The movie was terrible

[@quagmiregaming21]

So fun fact about the cocaine bear, it was indeed based on a real story. In reality, the bear never killed anyone, the bear actually died because it ate over 60 pounds of drugs. When they did an autopsy on the bear, the bear still had about 35 pounds of cocaine on its stomach. So yes, there was a bear that got elevated and Hella faded but it was not at all as climactic or epic as you would think

[@Nahobussyino]

@ballsackgaming1388 That’s more interesting than the actual movie lmao

[@kms4829]

Bruh I thought this was a bot because the pfp looked similar to it but it was actually just ballsack gaming

[@loxx5537]

That bear either went out at the peak of enjoyment or absolute despair and dread no in between

[@brandon9172]

I wish our bears ate cocaine. Instead they just eat diapers and plastic.

[@quagmiregaming21]

@@Nahobussyino there's a lot more to that story too lol

[@jytvreal]

that intro is an actual banger

[@Apupv]

Yeah

[@slithxrx4489]

the creeper onesie thing reminds me of a guy i lifted with in high school, every time we max out he wears cool stuff like an animal onesie or a full on tuxedo but lifted more than everyone else in the room

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

My personal favorite AI companion in fiction is Aiba from Somnium Files. I enjoy her dynamic with Date in the first game. The second game also has some nice dialogue.

[@thesomeone96]

I liked the first game, does the second one does it justice?

[@TheDGBgamers]

@@thesomeone96 I liked the 2nd one, but nowhere near as much as the first. Still give it a go for yourself though.

[@PatrickWDunne]

Charlie going to stream basketball content now? This man really does everything

[@rumdiculous7990]

When I have trouble sleeping, I listen to this podcast. I have no idea why it helps me relax to sleep, but it does. Half of the time, I end up giggling while half awake.

[@fusionplayzgames7844]

Really cool intro. Props to who made it :]

[@fusionplayzgames7844]

@@Instabruh.User.. don't care

[@VIPERJ27]

It’s funny cuz today I kept looking like hmmm is a new episode coming out today and the last time I checked was about like 20 minutes before this got posted now 4 hours later I have a nice surprise I love the official podcast all you boys do great helps me get through work (it’s very tedious but I enjoy it more then most jobs I’ve worked) thank you boys for making bangers like this

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

In defense of Cocaine Bear, I really enjoyed it and I think its because I didn't expect it to be scary at all, and it wasn't. I also dont think it tried to be scary at all, just gruesome. It was just weird and random which is what I was thought it would be and it did really well at being stupid. It wasn't brilliant but I enjoyed it.

[@creatorzp]

this. they act like its trying to take itself super seriously when its very obviously just trying to be a comedy-thriller movie. also theyre like "why does the bear/movie do [unexpected thing]" when theyre complaining the entire time about how the movies so predictable. god all of their takes are so goddamn garbage

[@g-g43]

@@creatorzp Really some of the worst takes I’ve heard. I couldn’t believe how off they were when I watched the movie

[@g-g43]

@@MamadNobari You’re just parroting what they said about it. You haven’t even watched it

[@dmrgen]

Watching this movie on saturday with my mom, it’ll be the first time I’m home in eight months 🍚🐻

[@Unknown360DD]

Jackson: People wearing merch is dumb Charlie: Yeah, you're right. Me: *Looks over at moistcritikal merch*

[@redrenji6144]

Whenever Andrew rants about something like the Bioshock story i just skip ahead 5 minutes lol

[@PhantomSailor513]

Will never forget when Charlie and Kai read through comments together

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

*kaya

[@Korayullah]

Kai 💀

[@LesserKnownAXA]

Love that Charlie just didn’t say anything when they were going off on streamer react content lol he’s just sitting there like yeah well you can’t talk the whole time lol but let’s them get their little complaints off knowing he does react content himself lol

[@chumpylumpy8072]

He doesent do content really what he does is 99% different from the normal

[@Yuki-bk2my]

Charlie's react content isn't really like most other streamers, most of the time the streamers create a market replacement of the original material whereas i think any judge would rule that charlie doesnt do that.

[@jvvayne555]

He’s entertaining, some people literally say next to nothing and just watch shit or play games like they’re alone.

[@LesserKnownAXA]

@@jvvayne555 bro he does the same thing just depends what he’s reacting to lol he doesn’t have insight on everything he watches nor does he do a lot of talking while certain videos are playing depending how interested he is, like it’d be ridiculous to even expect that the dude is live like 12 hours at a time lol but he’s not like some different type of streamer, I’ve watched whole jcs videos with him where he’s just sucked into the story and says that’s wild every couple minutes, it’s not a bad thing to be invested or not lol.

[@barrothontherocks3325]

literally everyone: "the worst part of zelda games is the fairy or sword that are always with you and never shut up" game devs: "hey let's do that exclusively, everyone loves tutorial companions!"

[@noahgidley631]

cant wait to see coke bear. gimme be a legendary cinematic experience

[@FuckFace-ew9yq]

@@Instabruh.User.. Lol why are you saying this to a bunch of comments?

[@Apupv]

Who else just can’t stop watching these podcasts? ❤😂

[@jjellzz]

🤖

[@Queen_Myrrh]

Another great episode boys! Love every episode y'all put out!

[@dirtydane2801]

Wasn’t expecting the spoiler right off the bat, was hoping to watch the movie

[@Wolfbarr01]

why did you watch a video about it if you didn't want spoilers bro

[@g-g43]

@@Wolfbarr01 Usually they give a warning beforehand

[@alexalfaro1101]

Can we stop acting like Cocaine bear was going to be a good movie .

[@HuntHunt79]

I’ve never understood how Andrew has to hate on everything

[@benjaminwegener1349]

Cocaine Bear is not a horror movie idk why everyone says its not that scary, it isnt supposed to be its an Action/Thriller

[@creatorzp]

exactly

[@Ancientreapers]

31:17 "Cocaine Bear". This is what happens to your movie when Elizabeth Banks is put on as the female diversity representation director. Remember Charlie's Angels 2019. Exactly, neither does anyone else. And the writer Jimmy Warden with just 1 writing credit to his name - The Babysitter: Killer Queen 2020. That's it for his writing career until this movie. Puts me in mind of Amazon's Rings of power Patrick McKay and John D. Payne both with just 1 credit to their names - Star Trek Beyond ( Writers Uncredited 2009)

[@bruh-mo5jb]

He should have a segment like "what grinds my gears" but he calls is "what grinds my ass" on the podcast

[@toddmorningstar4206]

The problem with the FBI stopping such monsters is that you assume them to be different from said monsters.

[@PatrickWDunne]

Monster Hunter: Rise convinced me that every game needs a grappling hook mechanic

[@barrothontherocks3325]

or just fun fast movement in general, think about how much mario 64 and sunshine would suck without stuff like long jumps and backflips

[@jorgeherrera9497]

Love listening to you guys during work !!!

[@seanaes]

Lol theyre shitting on react meta with charlie in the call

[@sprungle]

😂😂

[@ABR48YT]

The most anticipated episode yet

[@Apupv]

Yes

[@realMoistNugget]

I think Charlie's problem with Cocaine Bear is that he expected it to be more of a generic horror slasher movie than a thriller comedy. I thought it was pretty clear from the promotional material and trailers that it was leaning more into the comedy aspect of it than the "Slasher" part of it, and that it would be more easily compared to an action-comedy film than a satirical horror. I personally really liked it, as it was pretty much exactly what I thought it was going to be- a goofy comedy about a bear doing coke with some blood and gore added in for good measure. PS. I don't understand what he means by the film being boring? The movie felt pretty fast paced except for a couple scenes, and I didn't think the characters were boring at all. Maybe he just doesn't care about any characters in movies and only wants them to be bodies to count with 0 personality??

[@g-g43]

Yeah they were wrong about everything. I watched it after I listened to this and I couldn’t believe how off they were

[@kuunopuna6556]

As an artist I'm very glad you guys finally have a serious talk(not half shit talk) about the ethics of deep fakes (data laundering). Believe it or not, but we're in a sort of information war with AI opportunists (or insert your own term whatever) who try to wipe these important questions under the rug. Thank you for spreading awareness on this.

[@jblackburn995]

hurray another episode thats going good then kaya says lets talk about pedophiles for 20 minutes AGAIN.

[@boggiewoggie1012]

Honestly it's tiring at this point I might just not watch the podcast into I realize Jackson's the best part of this show

[@piclebob]

from what valve story games i've played i've noticed they move everything very naturaly without cutscenes or direct tutorial (outside of ocasionally showing you a keybind on screen) and it's fucking amazing

[@hydranationn]

I was hoping for a Care Bears reunion, but Cocaine Bear sounds like a good substitute.

[@sachinkelsen1751]

Cocaine Bear truly was one of the movies of all time.

[@Apupv]

The video just dropped 💀

[@zacharyadams3422]

It was actually good though

[@caioangelo_5328]

This joke is so fucking dead

[@zac-1]

still using shitty meme comment

[@tturi2]

​@@zacharyadams3422 I would say not as good as green lantern, which is definitely a movie of all time

[@jordanweirdwood7125]

I cannot be the only one who does a goofy lil happy dance when I hear the podcast intro

[@DrowningPonyo]

Country Bear Jamboori!!!! Lmao

[@HyoureiKyouran]

Panel: starts talking about wearing brands and merch Me: looks at closet containing 200+ band shirts

[@pan_man69]

This is great timing I'd literally just watched it

[@PoeticNixon]

They talk about cocaine bear at 28:50

[@raymondweeks7529]

It's been 260 uploads and Charlie still hasn't fixed his godslap poster yet.

[@Sheithan]

I don't listen to podcasts very often, but this title made an exception.

[@mathieuleader8601]

with the classic bear patrol gag from the Simpsons I hope Cocaine Bear becomes a future treehouse of horror segment

[@mo1sta1i3n]

Walking home while listening. Getting ready to eat supper🍞

[@mayorofspicytown893]

I've lost someone to the scam Kaya was talking about. It enrages me to no end.

[@killeramphibians]

holy shit what timing, i literally just watched cocaine bear last night

[@I_Love_Cats_Alot.]

When u flexed in a video that was a jump scare. Never knew you where jacked Charlie 😅😂

[@jacobwest6457]

Fastest I've ever watched anything, within 28 seconds goddamn

[@spark18kris]

Cocaine bear was a real event lol 😂😂😂😂

[@llccrrr]

that movie went unreasonably hard

[@g3n3sis50]

This entire podcast had me sweating about a VPN sponsorship lol

[@FlantisFroggu]

300 episodes and the boys still have issues that force them to use still images, lol

[@skaterclique]

i wish i had friends like charlie and andrew kaya and jackson lmao i have one friend

[@jakethornton4856]

When the robots in a game make u say, "I want to Claptrap those cheeks."

[@angelascotney3204]

Imagine if the bear that the movie was based on actually survived after eating the brick of cocaine.

[@TwocanToucan]

No it didnt it OD’d after like 5 mins

[@asmodahlia]

4:20 it's like all the devs watched Vampire Hunter D and decided out of all the things they could have taken inspiration from, the talking hand was THE thing

[@paladin_thor8565]

This is truly a great podcast, one for the ages to look down upon and rejoice, hazauhg I say. Hold on my husband wants me to watch beetle juice with him ( his name is Steve)

[@untitleddocument9299]

Some of the comments you find on the internet are such an interesting read

[@paladin_thor8565]

@@untitleddocument9299 Fr ong

[@KaijuRhino]

pablo escobear is the greatest villain ever put on the big screen

[@johndoeee-us4xr]

The Patreon is missing all bonus episodes and a lot of regular episodes what happened ??

[@venomousgaming3270]

I went to it expecting a so bad it's good movie, and left happy.

[@Dino_Boy.01]

This movie had more creativity then Velma 💀

[@soggywafflz339]

i love bears i love cocaine this movie will be great

[@jonjones6690]

love you guys keep it up

[@Apupv]

Who else just can’t stop watching these podcasts? ❤😂

[@michaelheckman3474]

For me the addiction is band t shirts, I have like 60 different Midwest emo band shirts 💀

[@CycloneChicken]

As a man who is a cocaine bear expert I can say after watching this movie twice on opening night it is truly a cinema masterpiece

[@ArrowMaster_]

My dad is literally the cocaine bear

[@siirgeatz613]

Be prepared for Cocaine Shark

[@nastalgicz4523]

WOOOOOOOO BABY THATS WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR!

[@kyahzeus]

so these are real people

[@Moom20]

I haven’t told a soul, but about 6 months ago, one of those scum bags got some compromising photos of me. I’m 21 and live alone. All I do is work and train mma. I live far away from my friends. My family is very religious. He caught me at a very vulnerable time. It was stupid and naive, but I fell for it. He has all of the people that follow me on record, and basically blackmailed me with what he had. Even working, I’m completely broke and don’t know how I’m going to pay my rent. One stupid decision sent my whole life into a spiral. I don’t know what I’m going to do next. I say all this not for sympathy or likes or anything. I’ll figure out some way out of this. I don’t give up easily. But I say all this as a warning. Be careful online everyone. You never know how vulnerable and open to this kind of stuff you are until you are at a low point in life. Stay aware and smart, and don’t fall for the temptation.

[@DamienWirth-kx1se]

Seems pretty simple don't do stuff that you're ashamed of and certainly don't send stuff to others of that stuff you're ashamed of 😂😂

[@Moom20]

@@DamienWirth-kx1se as I said, I was stupid and in a low place. No need to kick a guy when he’s down.

[@bandaidcheerios2309]

If you have any info at all on the person who did that, get it to the cops. Recover soon brother, stay strong💪

[@Moom20]

@@bandaidcheerios2309 thanks man. I have been searching for months, but this guy has so many burners and rat holes I haven’t gotten anything solid on him.

[@memejeff]

The ironic thing is the norwegian trailer for it was 7 seconds and 2 of them were the bear getting shot.

[@drewbakka5265]

Day 2 of asking Charlie when Cowman will join the MWL

[@FadeAwayGab]

The movie charli wants is called violent nights, Santa brutally murders an army of people, it's pretty fun

[@ArrowMaster_]

I love the cocaine bear story

[@jointhefist1016]

the most anticipated movie on the century

[@samanthachristian9987]

Clicked and it said this was posted 42 seconds ago 😂

[@TheLastHoneyBees]

I saw cocain bear in theaters and I legit almost fell asleep. I knew the ending like 20min in. I personally feel the acting was too bad for me to really get into it. It was kinda funny bad and I might have chuckled a little bit. I like how insightful the conversation regarding CB is. Charlie is quite the intellectual. I truly wish I knew Charlie because he could basically turn any idea into money.

[@Sledgehammer0224]

Love the vids!

[@Jake-eg5zz]

Breaking out my drawing tablet for y’all now

[@homelessparty8994]

48:38 SPEED IS KEYYYY -jacksepticeye

[@Isatchi101]

Charlie digging for gold at 49:21

[@xXimyogibearXx]

I can't believe you guys left out the part when the bear gets shot and falls, that right that a cocaine brick gets ripped open and rains down on cocaine bear and she revives and climbs back up! Spits out the bullet and the lacerates Ray liotta stomach while he's hanging by his neck from another cocaine bag. Honestly Cocaine bear is actually a fun movie

[@LOADEDPISTOL]

Yes I couldn’t wait for you to react to this

[@KigerrTLON]

Imagine the law suit from coca cola if cocaine bear was white.

[@SynbaddYT]

Cant wait for the basketball content that sounds like a blast

[@camsoup101]

Of course the Australian believes in extreme government overreach even on an international scale regardless of personal freedoms or Consequences

[@magicdragon9621]

I completely agree with Huggbee's critiques of Cocaine Bear. I hated it and it didn't even try to make sense lol

[@sharkie_shot_u7737]

Charleys majestic here is beautiful

[@sharkie_shot_u7737]

His majestic hair

[@ndofthewrld]

Podcast time boys