Pentagon cooks up new MRE kits for U.S. troops

[@ricemenarq6230]

*The old ones will get eaten by Steve*

[@communism_is_wrong7167]

Rice MenaRQ nice

[@Daswassuphomie]

"Alright, let's get this out onto a tray...Nice!"

[@communism_is_wrong7167]

TG Nice Hiss!

[@Noble0563]

"Ew this tastes disgusting, im gonna go for another bite"

[@WarElephantTactical]

Instant coffee type ll

[@Jaguilaarr]

Why does the reporter look like a white barack obama

[@ofcourse_jr6345]

Holy shot yeah

[@ofcourse_jr6345]

*shit

[@maggie12md18]

Yeah my nigga totally 0:17

[@readysetnerf5588]

U r so right

[@readysetnerf5588]

+TheNutSlapper69 that is because he's white😂😂😂

[@SanitiveRevolution]

Bad thing is they gotta eat through the existing inventory before they see any of this shit.

[@hoangvuification]

lol

[@id1666]

+Alex Tran Already over spending on non-profitable army is just bat-shit crazy and you'd like to increase the spending?

[@SpaceCoffee700]

i wish i had a multi billion dollar bunker

[@olgita10986]

z

[@alextran8188]

Half the time we don't even know where the tax dollars from the budget is going.. oh.. wait.. it's going into the corrupt politicians pocket.

[@HerpBerpErpetyDerp]

"It actually tastes like a cold pizza that you had from the night before."

[@angrydragonslayer]

cold hawaii pizza

[@budmeister]

So a college student's main diet?

[@angrydragonslayer]

swedish college students eat proper traditional food :|

[@rich1051414]

Leftover pizza is one of the best foods in the world. Best compliment ever.

[@floyd2386]

Leftover pizza is the breakfast of champions.

[@Dcook85]

"It's fluffy" yeah no kidding, they JUST MADE IT.

[@dgreatll]

lol yeah, it didn't even come out of the bag

[@stormie1015]

lol that's what I was thinkin XD

[@yums6258]

Yea

[@Aholeintheozone]

The old pound cakes were good too though, although everything tastes good when your hungry.

[@dgreatll]

Aholeintheozone and the chiclets were hard as hell. I also suspected MREs had steroids in em, but we'll never know.

[@hankdon1057]

You give a guy a gun and tell him to risk his life so you don't have to risk yours, then feed him some crap ass food? This should have been done long ago.

[@johnfisher2531]

a lot of MREs sit on the shelf for years before anyone gets their hands on them so their more concerned about shelf life then anything a good bit of what they give you is bearable but not all that appealing like peanut butter and a tortilla not what you're use to but it'll do when you need it hell some have bags of candy like what you'd get out a gas station just have to cross your fingers and hope you get lucky

[@johnfisher2531]

***** you know it

[@edwardmarshall2035]

Have you had an MRE? All the ones I had were pretty good.

[@powerplayer75]

It's not like they WANT to give bad food. They just have to because they need it to be super-preserved and that wasn't the easiest thing to do back then.

[@nnovatakaren5515]

a nice meal is good enough to lift up morale

[@AnsonsLP]

I've not heard Meals rejected by the enemy but I have heard Meals rejected by Ethiopians.

[@Just_HereLOL]

lmao!

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

CBS could not say that. Too un-PC.

[@oliver1345]

Goddamnit

[@thisdude5584]

I am Ethiopian and I am offended.

[@thisdude5584]

But seriously, we haven't had fatal drought in Ethiopia since the 80's. And that was actually exacerbated by the socialist regime then. The drought wouldn't have caused casualties if it hadn't been for the alarming poverty brought about through the over-ambitious socialist government.

[@cisco6141]

Im a college student id take those MREs anytime send em my way

[@Saralv]

I am not in school but would love to try a MRE!!!!!!

[@gsbb6453]

Alright gimme ur social number, bank account details, and address.

[@Stryex]

Send them mcdonalds their food doesn't rot

[@FiniteBlu]

Lol

[@Donari]

and americans love burgers

[@jonathanosako4235]

but the fries in McDonald usually goes soggy and nasty after few hours

[@mashiegamie7443]

Omg i am ded hahahaha

[@mycommentsarethetruth2948]

Lmao my friend left a mcChicken wrapped up in the back of his truck for a couple weeks and we pulled it out and it had to mold 😂

[@dl6216]

ok for people defending your country but news casters wont try it... shameful

[@bushdid911jetfuelcantmelts4]

I guess? You're making a mountain out of a mole hill bud. Not that big of a deal if the newscasters don't eat it.

[@burnsmybritches5857]

+Bush did 9/11 jet fuel can't melt steel beams Coming from the crackpot conspiracy theorist

[@bushdid911jetfuelcantmelts4]

Burns My Britches Lmao my name is a joke dipshit. Here, since you seem to have forgotten the meaning of one ;) www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/joke

[@512Sumerian]

711 - part and full time jobs 911 - inside job

[@burnsmybritches5857]

Bush did 9/11 jet fuel can't melt steel beams Yes you are quite the joke fuckstick

[@chuckfinley4907]

Most MRE's to me literally taste like school lunch so I'm pretty used to it

[@wolfbite603]

That made me chuckle a little

[@SuperGrowPlants]

my school lunch was fresh cooked daily. it was amazing.

[@NorthsFlying]

neither are you judging from that comment.

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

Lucky you.

[@chuckfinley4907]

+Trenton Smith nvr said I served in the military

[@cozyapustaja8249]

Let’s get this out onto a tray. Nice!

[@SilverrulezGaming]

Mmkay!

[@lauritorni4879]

Nice hiss

[@georgedpost]

We are Steve fans.

[@rustysmittyful]

And at the end they disrespectfully decline to try the food that brings nourishment to our troops. Classy.

[@grenmoyo3968]

+DanOfTheWild they don't skimp on fat either. i saw an mre that had canned pork fat

[@grenmoyo3968]

i just figured you needed it for the unbearable winter months lol

[@alpbugragul7497]

+DanOfTheWild you probably want to say syria peaple isnt it ?

[@alpbugragul7497]

***** Well ı thınk you jugge all muslıms for one or couple counturies with their cultural and personality diffirenses didnt you ?

[@Spider-Too-Too]

+DanOfTheWild fat in a diet brings satisfaction.

[@jonathanchen6200]

"What would be the #1 food you'd like to see in a MRE?" "I'd probably have to say ... a rib eye steak." ... "Wrong answer. Try again."

[@VevoKIlledUtube]

Guarantee those snobs didn't eat the food. They're to good for that.

[@awsome65girl]

VevoKIlledUtube what do you mean are you saying the troops are snobs? or the employees of the show are snobs?

[@june6445]

Aye_Amaliah Employees.

[@raifparker3990]

An B Le Quiet Liberal

[@joefernandez1759]

VevoKIlledUtube MRE's are pretty good actually

[@bax323]

When I was in the Army back in the late 70s early 80s they were switching over from C Rations to MREs and everybody in my platoon liked C Rations better.

[@bax323]

11B C 2/327 101st Fort Campbell. CSC Scout Platoon 1st Bn 5th INF 25th Div Schofield Bks Hawaii. Didn't get issued sterno but we bought it at the PX

[@bax323]

Never got a choice. My CO told me I had come down on PCS orders and to report to some building. So me and about 30 other guys from around Ft Campbell showed up and waited for our names to be called and where we were going from some Colonel if I remember. I was kind of hoping I was going to Germany because I always wanted to go there but then he called my name along with 2 other guys and he said Hawaii. The other guys in the room looked at us with jealousy going oooooohhhhh! They got sent to other places like Korea, Germany, Panama.

[@tombob671]

C rations had a very bad one " Ham and Lima Beans" damn near inedible

[@Jarlemoore1]

bax323, oh I remember, let's see Chicken Ala Death, Five Fingers of Death, about the only one that has stood the test of time is the chili mac can't really go wrong there.

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

Ihiking near where several FD units including the locals and the brush crew from my home town were finishing up stamping out a wild fire. Anyway, I was pretty hungry (I think I only had one Cliff bar in the course of 4hours) so I asked for an MRE. Someone gave me vegetarian penene. It was actually pretty good... And it taught m

[@shaffirosdi2816]

2:10 Lol "Its fluffy like a cake" IT IS A DAMN CAKE!

[@SpartacusColo]

Processed cakes don't always come out that way. Especially these kinds of foods. Remember: Meal Rejected by Everyone.

[@theortheo2401]

'Murica

[@blazinggrizly2591]

Oh hello there fellow stalker.

[@theortheo2401]

Blazing Grizly Get out of here STAKER !

[@blazinggrizly2591]

Theortheo But the other guy told me to come in.

[@taelorh1289]

"You want pizza?" well look what i just randomly brought here.

[@Kevin-nd5rz]

PFC Keller's reaction almost seems like someone told him to say it was a 10/10.

[@donnyc9430]

Yep

[@jameslowman1355]

Sgt major giving him the eye

[@makeyoumoved8532]

2 words, *Instant Noodles*

[@derrickroseisthegoat9033]

DanielKir it has to be ready to eat and I can’t be cooked

[@drowsy_mouse8406]

Kiwis HD you can eat them without boiling in water

[@Nothing_serious]

It's not just preservation though. They have to make it healthy too.

[@studyinsteel5186]

Your Waifu Sucks That's probably the most important part, when you're doing a huge amount of daily activity and there's even a remote risk you'll not be resupplied you don't want empty calories.

[@adeadchannel4129]

They only have like 200 calories.

[@LeMecNoir]

Meals rejected by Ethiopians - it's a true fact

[@pandaland1]

Mofos starving to death and they complain about the food lol

[@PO1S0N-1]

What does that mean

[@Fsone174]

+xVengxnce What the hell do you think it means, poindexter? That MREs suck.

[@samsungthegreat4591]

I've tried some MREs before. not the best food in existence, but its better than school cafeteria food.

[@patrickdecastro2125]

"with high tech equipment" *shows a screen with a bunch of different colored circles and squiggly lines

[@ApersonIguess-rb6fu]

PJDeC that's science you know

[@relikvija]

PJDeC xaxax ax axa a a

[@justin9619]

So you got one of the lowest ranking soldiers, in one of the units least likely to actually have to eat MRE's, to say "pizza good, this taste like pizza"? Scam much? Side note- I thought the MRE's I've had to eat were pretty damn good for what they were.

[@firefightingcardguy3436]

Try the Veggie Omelette heh heh

[@jonhansrote4831]

maple pork sausage was the bomb.

[@enjoyingthecrisis5931]

Having had rations from other nations, more work could be done toward harnessing the psychological component of food. So much focus on "This makes you fight harder because we've dumped a bunch of stuff from GNC in it." and so little on "This provides comfort and a taste of home during stress." The French RCIR is just loaded with comfort food and normal retail products that meet NATO standards, and I don't hear about them getting scurvy. I would've loved to see a lot more hearty stews that didn't just taste like potato starch, canola oil and unseasoned beef.

[@Tetsirou]

what enjoying the crisis said. honestly i've been watching other military ration videos and it seems our MREs lack heavily in comparison to our enemies/allies. One time in the field i got fucked over and had to eat all the fucking vegetarian MREs.. fucking trash... disgusting... honestly some of the stuff in MREs are hard to eat. only half of them are at least bearable

[@stuka80]

what the fuck, there's vegetarian MRE's now? since when?

[@eagle5kilo598]

Can't really complain when you're starving. Eat to live. Live to fight.

[@Andy-im3kj]

At this point, i'm surprised the meal suppliers haven't contacted McDonald's to figure out how to make meals last longer lol. And yeah, keeping it classy there CBS, not even trying the food.

[@adminassistant4409]

Any food that's corporate can last such a long time; you don't need McD's - just go after any of the top brands; they're all pretty much made out of the same chemicals and that cancer corn

[@Andy-im3kj]

Yeah, I wouldn't doubt we'll see in our lifetime service members getting cancer or heart issues from the MREs.

[@ChrisPBacon-xn9up]

+Hanzo Of The Salamander Thx! You just gave me fucking cancer.

[@adminassistant4409]

It's ok, now big pharma makes a shit load of money selling you treatment and pills. The corporate process of getting cancer makes certain people extremely rich.

[@TheVergile]

the army has the same problem as mcdonalds tho. Making food last for 3+ years isn't an issue. But having it still taste like for is. When was the last time you were at McDonalds and ate sth that actually tasted like human food? Yeah..

[@Diles46]

you had me at *LEMON POUND CAKE*

[@ShortStackLarps]

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[@fallingbed1]

2:14 non stat trak vanilla m249 silver scrub

[@TheDanManPan]

@fallingbed

[@ratner6138]

"From tactical maneuvering" "LET EM HAVE IT!" * shoots randomly down range, destroying everything*

[@jski2617]

I love how the mre has a 3 year self life. I'm in the military and every time I get them they are 5 to 7 years old

[@jennerg1474]

He eats the pizza, "it's fucking horrendous" and then the video stops

[@cody0126a]

America has all this money and technology and we have the worst mres of any country in the world. its really sad. food brings moral to the soldier. this food brings instant depression. this needs to be fixed.

[@deancuban894]

i dont know if you're joking or not

[@cody0126a]

Keep guessing fool

[@cody0126a]

Have you eaten a MRE?

[@deancuban894]

Cody Adams yes i have, have you ever seen the reply button?

[@deancuban894]

Cody Adams dam dude you're so edgy, can you stop now this thread is going no where

[@prism3844]

At least the 'Meal Rejected By Everyone' is better than school lunches...

[@joelromero6074]

Edge hyyre no don't even try and compare the two

[@J_Araw]

What Zit Tooya lol its true though

[@Raptor188]

Private Keller looks like," I was force to say this or cut the grass with nail clippers."

[@bamarocks777]

His sgt maj "Say this was good or you get to mop the barracks parking lot"

[@GamerTheTurtle]

or stand in cold ass field at 0400 saluting squirrels

[@basicbodybuilding]

+bamarocks777 plot twist gets duty next day ends up having to mop the deck

[@memez_dreamz6870]

Minh Pham probably had to anyways his American flag patch wasn't even put on right

[@G1NZOU]

MRE's aren't that bad, depending on which menu you get (cheese omelet is almost universally despised), they just get monotonous after a few weeks or months in the field.

[@jiujiu]

I am a Marine. I served two tours in Afghanistan. Getting creative with MREs was fun. MREs going in wasn't a huge problem. It's MREs leaving your body that caused an issue. Passing dry clay that smells like DEATH is very difficult to be okay with.

[@shitburd]

Love me some lemon poppy seed pound cake!

[@rich1051414]

Same. Failed a drug test for temporary employment years ago because of those delicious bastards.

[@gregistopal]

Wait really? How?

[@rich1051414]

gregistopal poppy seed fails you for opiate usage. I was able to retake the test a couple days later and it was clean. I didn't know they made you test positive either.

[@gabes2095]

yeah i've herd many reports of this, and if you get the right seed, you can actually make get high if you have enough of the seeds (I'm talking a pound of seeds, here)

[@rich1051414]

Gabe S Yeah, only certain kinds(the kind used in poppy seed bread) has enough where such a thing is possible, but you do have to eat a TON to get high. When bringing it up to a friend, he told me about when he tried to get high on them in college. He said he had to eat so many that he got sick from the taste(apparently they don't taste very good on their own), and was miserable through his whole high, which wasn't that good to begin with. Not worth it, which is why they are actually legal. You would be better off planting them I think xD(VERY illegal)

[@washingtonfootballfanwgil8392]

I'm Air Force, we have catered dining.😉

[@mathew633man]

I heard Air Men have their own butler. Is that true?

[@washingtonfootballfanwgil8392]

Any extravagant, outrageous thing you heard about us is absolutely true! War is hell😂

[@newbaIance]

Redskins Pride WGIL thanks for the service!!

[@washingtonfootballfanwgil8392]

Thank you too. This is my country so, my service is for all of us.

[@Hummus369]

Thank you for serving. My uncle was in the air force and he was one of the top ranks and he recently retired. Have you heard of a man by the name of Daniel Webb? He served for over 30 years.

[@XxETKxJesseexX]

I've had one of those exact MRE's before and i loved it! I don't know why people would complain?

[@AA11196]

because they eat the same shit everyday

[@XxETKxJesseexX]

NC Aråb So? There's a massive variety and they taste amazing. I eat them very often and they're so good.

[@AA11196]

+PaaawZ kudos to you if it tastes good to you, because the soldiers think its garbage.

[@XxETKxJesseexX]

NC Aråb You should buy one i think you'd enjoy it too. I got one that had shredded beef in barbecue sauce and it had some tortilla wraps and goodness me it was amazing haha

[@jarhead2368]

Probably because they have to eat shit like that for months or even years over and over and over

[@justinrichard4190]

I think MRE'S have been around a lot longer than 35 yrs.

[@glennmarkus3042]

it's 36 years now. mre was made in 1980

[@justinrichard4190]

Glenn Markus what was it before that, just field rations?

[@aztkshorty9138]

Before MRES was C - rations, which were a little bit better in my opinion. The pound cake was amazing.

[@first4851]

+Glenn Markus what are you talking about. they had mre in ww2

[@first4851]

I know right!!

[@theprogrammer32]

I like how he said "It actually tastes like a cold pizza that you had from the night before." and then followed it up by saying "It's delicious, I like it a lot."

[@teachingwithipad]

the bar is low on the field

[@bmd4534]

I'm from New Orleans and got some MRE's after a hurricane, and I was surprised that it was actually pretty good. I guess maybe I had very low expectations because I was going to be eating an entire meal out of a pouch, but it was surprisingly decent. And heating it up right there in a plastic bag creating heat with a chemical reaction was pretty cool too.

[@BMarie774]

I just got some from the national guard after Ian. Some are okay, some are just..inedible and awful. But the sides and snacks are typically okay/good. We were thankful, and while in the thick of it having a hot meal without wasting any other precious resources like gas or charcoal was invaluable.

[@secretsesh5962]

When you get payed by the government to say a MRE is good

[@UpBloareKiss-53]

*I really just thought about this and they finally have a video about it at the right time and it's really awesome to know that there's Pizza that last for 3 years the people that research this deserves a big huge pat on the back and a big hug because they have invented pizza that will last will very very long time not only that but made millions of Marines happy for generations to come.*

[@raven55six]

Thanks to these soldiers for their service

[@KeithxOrionxStar]

lol meals rejected by the enemy thats a good one

[@Sky-Lan3]

Ikr:)

[@cpK054L]

"Meals Rejected by Ethiopians."

[@Rameus]

The soldier was told to say that. Lol

[@king-of-memes6712]

4:30 Pretty sure the anchors are gonna throw their MRE away. Look at their faces, they think they are too good for some MRE huh?

[@mattsharpe2861]

Served 21 years in military. Are literally hundreds of MREs over that period. Never had ONE bad one. All delicious. Only complaint I can even think of, is I wish the main course came in bigger portions, that's it.

[@c313zk6]

"wow its fluffy, and its fluffy, like a cake" real Sherlock Holmes here

[@miguelconstantino-guzman7957]

He probably says that because it is a synthetical version of a pound cake.

[@bixxybear]

How about giving the US soldiers ordinary hot meals with no MSG.

[@tombob671]

too PC it is supposed to be meals rejected by Ethiopians

[@nemo4uall]

They deserve the very best and the highest quality ingredients.

[@unknowncontact2204]

"It's fluffy like a cake" boi it is a cake

[@TwoSipB]

It's about to be 2018 and I haven't ate a pizza MRE yet 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

[@jessiewright1053]

Oh freaking great, don't ask anyone in the stan what they want to see in an MRE, ask the Honor Guard who trains in Maryland and goes DR twice a year. No wonder they can't get it right.

[@TheReal6ro]

U sound salty

[@jessiewright1053]

Look at it this way, These guys are eating basically new food in a test environment. Yes, It's going to be good. One of the other posts...When your hungry you will eat these up. Very true. When your hungry enough you'll eat cat food. It doesn't make it any more palatable, it just means you're hungry enough to eat it. Look at Russian Day rations. They put real canned meat in them. And it's good. Now the crackers, well you could use those for inserts in your plate carrier, but the meat is top notch. Why can't we do that? We put a man on the moon ! ! This is a problem that has dated back to World War 2 and was addressed by several General Officers and also by Chesty Puller. The problem is simple. If you take a bunch of guys in Lab Coats and ask them to design a Field ration...You're going to get something that tastes like it came out of a Laboratory or in other words, the current issue MRE. My Solution, Approach the troops who have been sitting in a FOB for 8 months and getting a hot meal 3 times a week and ask them what thy want in a Field ration. Better yet? Ask them to design it. I promise you, you will get a well fed Soldier/Marine. Remember, an Army marches on it's stomach. This was an old adage when Rome fell. You'd think we'd get it by now. Salty? Try those nasty sandwiches they put in the MORE packs. I got nuthin on them when it comes to being salty.

[@TheReal6ro]

well we don't go to the field once a year I was actually going every month for like a week soooooooo

[@TheReal6ro]

+iTheGeek running what

[@greed0599]

2:17 that soldier's about to get an eyeful of scope if he fires

[@Megalodon64]

LOL if you are burning 3,000 calories a day I'm sure you wouldn't care about the food's taste.

[@amak1131]

Unless you're bordering on starvation, taste is still important.

[@ElijahJenkins2196]

THEY SUCK. But when you're in the field they're a god send.

[@aceous99]

dang, should have re- enlisted!

[@braselton94]

Lol

[@Spencer66616]

hahaha

[@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC]

You're only going to be issued a box full of delicious omelette MRE's.

[@jacksonnuku8479]

Nothing wrong with them! MREs keep you going it controls your hunger & thirst

[@TheRayInPV]

Back in '90 we loved the turkey diced with gravy. Used to trade with the sarge for a pack of cigarettes in the gulf war.

[@ProjecthuntanFish]

When I was in Desert Storm I had a stray puppy and he would turn his nose up to an MRE

[@kwutang4178]

2017...still no pizza. lol

[@ApersonIguess-rb6fu]

Wait how do you know just asking

[@knightraider1362]

@@ApersonIguess-rb6fu because it's obvious lol

[@ApersonIguess-rb6fu]

@@knightraider1362 man I forgot I made this comment or watched this video

[@FieldMarshalFeels]

No pizza as of 2019.

[@ApersonIguess-rb6fu]

@@FieldMarshalFeels the pizzas are still in a testing

[@jackmckibben2623]

Watching any news shows from America makes my brain melt.

[@Ola_Uteligger]

Wonder how much he got paid to say: ''it's delicious'' lol

[@BranDawg81]

Zero dollars lol trust me on that! lol

[@BranDawg81]

@Duffelbag Drag facts

[@xgamer8502]

I used to be a troop and man that food was awesome

[@jefrey5578]

Most of those nicknames were given to the mre's of the late 80's thru mid 90's. 97ish through recent times havent been that bad with the exception of 4 fingers of death and the various omelets, though I was one of the weird ones that enjoyed the frankfurters ;)

[@brandonwoohoo]

Could you elaborate on the 4 fingers of death?

[@jefrey5578]

Frankfurter and beans, phased it out around 2003 or so.

[@realhardballify]

bread , cheese ,water and a slim jim Im good for a few hours

[@tclay1970]

3:10 3 YEARS??? HA! The MREs I had at basic were over 8 years old

[@tclay1970]

And also ive never once seen a pizza mre

[@connorgeslak8032]

That pizza is gonna be absolute shit, GARANTEED

[@johnfisher2531]

heard about the taco one they've been working on?

[@johnfisher2531]

That's what I thought

[@zinkary2790]

MRE (Man Refuse to Eat)

[@negroketchum5365]

have any of you guys seen the movie Chef?

[@Dj612001]

MREs have always had a place in my heart

[@sethgurganusgaming4946]

the government should at least give them good food i mean they do protect them and protect this country they deserve to have good food

[@beefnacos6258]

They eat good on base..... its hard to eat good from a package that stays good for 5 years.... think about it.

[@mobspeak]

Glad to see the R&D budget isn't being squandered. 20 years of research well spent.

[@mikejamison4520]

I ate alot of MREs while I was in the army and I found them very good. Of course there were some nasty ones, but that's why they make a variety.

[@donnyanderson6856]

I spent 30 years in the army!! I still remember when we didn't even have heaters!! We always had to carry a Coleman stove with us!! If you wanted a hot meal!! They've improved greatly and while there are a few that are just terrible ( beef stew , the old chicken ala king and the omlete) most are at least edible!! Soldiers complain it's what we do!!!

[@devolutheist5136]

Pizza in MRE? "Idiocracy" is getting real. They should swap water with Brawndo.

[@devolutheist5136]

First of all MRE should be neutral not because nobody cares about soldiers but because it should be safe. It shouldn't cause any harm to your digestion, because having diahrea on a march is kinda awful. Cheese, sausage, sauce they're all not very "neutral" and can cause some troubles. And for fucks sake 20 years to develop the way to "bind water molecules", what? Did those guys get Noble Prize?

[@manictiger]

You sound like the kind of guy that would pull the rations back to WWII-style cubes and then would be shortly murdered by an angry colonel, soon after.

[@miguelconstantino-guzman7957]

They say it’s also been a demand since who knows (1981)?

[@mzaphod64]

2:15 "deter effects of traumatic brain injury"

[@Mrich775]

eh, ate hundreds of these, its calories, you put it in your mouth and go back to work, if its edible its fine.

[@MrSteezy]

+Colin Richard Super duper hooah. sike. I'm a deployed Infantryman with CIB and guess what? I like to enjoy my food.

[@Mrich775]

+STEEZ CIB here as well, 1/32IN, first strikes were at least better than mres' but on deployment I never cared much if i enjoyed them.

[@daveperala4723]

As a VET that was there when they went from the canned crap to what they call food now, it was an UGLY transition. Until I tasted the GI Beenie Weenies, I never thought anyone could screw that up. I was wrong. And let us NOT get anywhere near what they called ham & eggs. The only really decent thing I found, was the canned peaches and fruit cocktail. I swear they once gave us spaghetti and meatballs that were made in the 40's. It didn't pass the smell test. I hope these kids today have it better than we did. The motto back then was, "If you don't throw it up and it makes a turd, it's all good."

[@josuepena1567]

As a veteran, can someone tell how the hell you can make it to the honor guard looking like a bag of shit with the flag all sorts of fucked up, and the tab on his left arm exposing the IR? Just wondering how you could actually go and appear on tv like this....

[@No_Lucks_Given]

I knew I wasn't the only one who noticed lol

[@OlafoWaffle]

It's a field uniform, no need to get in a twist about shit.

[@No_Lucks_Given]

Daniel Schick I suppose in the field some are slightly more relaxed avout things. But if you are about to be filmed, you need to wear the uniform right. Anyone with half a brain would have told them to square themselves away. You obviously don't understand.

[@randombean2643]

+Daniel Schick It's still a uniform tho, not a pajama. You should wear a uniform like a badge of honour, all of them. Especially a soldier because you represent your country ( & the fact that he's also shown on tv, makes me want to bang his head). It's the same for a waiter uniform or a school uniform, wear it properly.

[@wadewilson3309]

+No Lucks Given yeah higher ups are usually sticklers about that. >_

[@pandaDotDragon]

Or you can do like the French: pack regular commercial food into the box. Good food quality, good value for money. They've got dozens of recipes/box models. And these boxes are appreciated ... everywhere.

[@SuperGrowPlants]

rofl good mre pizza? rofl.

[@xx99strrxx]

You said rofl twice

[@giausjulius4]

He must have thought it was very funny.

[@Baozahh]

People still use the term rofl these days?

[@dgamer7118]

hes high and want that pizza ^^

[@SuperGrowPlants]

ROFL don't take KZbin comments so seriously losers. rofl. ROFL. ROFL.

[@user-df2uu3qp3y]

*i eat this meal before playing warzone.*

[@rossdoerr3969]

I love mre's some are really good

[@Otterwithdahat]

Ross Doerr menu 21-23 are the best

[@Cruz1214.]

im glad that guy got his wish for pizza, these guys deserve something nice

[@HOARChapprgInHD]

i like mre's

[@edwardmarshall2035]

Me too, man.

[@CnSins]

I like mre too but i dont like trump :3

[@edwardmarshall2035]

CnSins Well don't eat him then.

[@CMSixSeven]

Except the egg omelet.

[@xCMBXRecreation]

That man was about to cry tears of joy when he took a bite of that pizza

[@perpetualconfusion5885]

NO!!!!!! if you want them to fight better,increase their morale. Add in a small bottle of alcohol

[@luisesteves5807]

Small bottle

[@alexanderleeart]

In the thumbnail at first I thought he was holding a kitten, but then I realized he was biting it.

[@gibbsm]

Mr.E

[@aureliusva]

I always preferred "Meals Refusing to Exit". I like the peanut butter.

[@Bclaowbfbx]

Lets get this out onto a trey.....NICE!!!

[@RED2K2TIMMY]

yea thats because your eating them new now try them after 5 years on the shelf

[@c.s.rettig2778]

Thank YOU for your service!!

[@johndavis-it9th]

its 2017

[@Ketannabis]

Its 2019

[@tahmeedmazumder6877]

Pizza during combat😢. Man if I had gotten that I'd cry out of happiness.😊

[@TheTechAdmin]

4:02 Holy stress-in-your-voice batman

[@AmarOriginal]

I thought he would've said "...a new nickname; meal ready to enjoy"

[@RiotHouseLP]

Shitting bricks, thats my experience of eating nothing but MRE's for a month.

[@johnnyvivic8730]

That's pretty much all I envision when I look at those things. That food must be so dry and so loaded with sodium that the only way I wouldn't be constipated is if I secretly brought along a bunch of Fiber One bars and two full bottles of water just to get it down.