😂this is too funny, I work as a bartender, and tonight, I had a lady sent back her drink, because "it tasted like alcohol, and I need to make it not taste like alcohol" she ordered a vodka martini, i asked if she like to try something else because vodka martini should taste like alcohol, her exact reply was " I am on keto, I can't drink any juice or soda, I need you to make this vodka martini not taste like alcohol", so I remade her "martini" with 3 oz of water and half oz of vodka, and still charged her full price😂.
@estrafalario561210 ай бұрын
Two questions, just for the fun: "Not tasting like" equals "not containing the forbidden item in the diet"? Do they think you are a wizard, able to change the basic taste of BOTH ingredients of a two ingredients mix?
@redjoker36510 ай бұрын
@@estrafalario5612 I think the issue was she was used to fruity alcoholic drinks that she could no longer have on keto. I would instead have suggested a Jack and Coke Zero or an Irish Coffee with Splenda and cream
@cc_snipergirl9 ай бұрын
@@redjoker365That's exactly what I do, except I get a diet and Fireball. Cinnamon Coke is delicious
@bradyblankenship91829 ай бұрын
@@cc_snipergirldon’t know if you’re doing keto but do be aware fireball does have added sugars
@cc_snipergirl9 ай бұрын
@@bradyblankenship9182 I'm not, but I figure if I'm going to have it anyway, diet is probably at least marginally better than doing it with a full sugar soda. Any alcohol is going to have sugar in it just because that's how it's made. Appreciate it though :)
@CoyoteSevenFL10 ай бұрын
I worked in a nursing home kitchen for awhile. I actually had a health department inspector tell me that eggs were dairy... the reasoning, they're found in the same area of the store as milk, cheese, yogurt, etc. Pondering the wealth of knowledge this "expert" had, I looked this person in the eye and asked, "eggs come from chickens, right?" Of course the "expert" agreed with that statement. As somebody that has grown up around dairies and farms, the next question I asked the "expert" was ... ... ... "Can you show me how to milk a chicken?"
@wfcoaker139810 ай бұрын
Well, I guess he figured people milk almonds and soy beans now, so why not chickens? Lol.
@debbierhode629110 ай бұрын
🤣
@Parischick1110 ай бұрын
😅
@mypointofview111110 ай бұрын
Priceless
@Morboxx10 ай бұрын
Zum Mäusemelken... (German expression you say when something is futile or irritating, literally means something like "It's like milking mice")
@ToniGlick10 ай бұрын
"We lost you as a customer? What a terrible tragedy." I love when bad customers self select themselves elsewhere. I never argue.
@furyassassin8 ай бұрын
Same as a dealer, when an annoying player "threatens" to go to another table or casino and I'm just like "Promise?!" tokes are pooled anyway jackass.
@jodywhitmarsh5356 ай бұрын
It's like the trash took itself out
@grimfirehead6036 ай бұрын
And a week or two later they are back.
@gz95209 ай бұрын
43 years as a chef. This is just the tip of the iceberg of the stupid things people say and ask for.
@antonnurwald57009 ай бұрын
Now that you teased it, i want to hear the stories. Either post them here or start your own channel!
@gz95209 ай бұрын
@@antonnurwald5700 So, I want a Ferrari, but I don’t have one.
@edwardranno711910 ай бұрын
I am willing to bet that every person that works in a restaurant is laughing uncontrollably over these skits
@jonathanwessner345610 ай бұрын
Many probably have additions to this.
@dreamimgflowerd97610 ай бұрын
I feel at peace watching these
@amandacarbajal859010 ай бұрын
I'm sure they do. I used to work at a deli in a market and i got dumb questions or complaints all the time so seeing these restaurant ones makes me laugh so hard because i know how true it is. I've had someone look at the chicken in the case and ask if its boneless when you can see it has bones. Or someone confused that i called them wings because "they are little legs". I can only imagine how bad it is at a restaurant that has more options 😂
@MelB8689 ай бұрын
Oh these weren't real oh thank goodness I thought they were just this stupid
@jonathanwessner34569 ай бұрын
@@MelB868 oh, these really happened. He just recreated them for our amusement
@abispanner39579 ай бұрын
Everyone should work in customer service at least once...very eye opening
@scubeskitchen9 ай бұрын
Agreed!
@woahdudeitsme97425 ай бұрын
Definitely! Some people have no clue how absolutely insufferable or ignorant they are then try to make it someone else's fault. If they had to deal with that for just a few months maybe it could act as a mirror.
@ron56pvi139 ай бұрын
I made a carstop once for failing to signal on turn. The female driver actually said, " but officer, I make this turn everyday so people should know by now".
@simoms25456 ай бұрын
This is a perfect example why "but I/we always do it like that" is a bullshit reason do justify anything 😂
@unnamedchannel12373 ай бұрын
Ffs
@susanbrennan551110 ай бұрын
I work in retail and it’s kinda the same. But when someone says I will never shop in your store again I breathe a great sigh of relief. Unfortunately they do come back…
@kelleyk2810 ай бұрын
I worked at Walmart 20 years ago, and GameStop 15 years ago. At both those places, if someone said they were never coming back, we had to give them what they wanted. You know, 'cause places like Walmart would close down if one person wouldn't shop there again.
@williamgeardener25099 ай бұрын
In the Netherlands a customer once said "I'm never coming back here!!!". The entire staff yelled: "Is that a promise?" and laughed.
@kelleyk289 ай бұрын
@@williamgeardener2509 Good for them! That's a great reply. My dad would have probably said his usual, "is that a threat or a promise?".
@13jorino9 ай бұрын
I was a waiter for 3 months in 1986. I just couldn't take the stupidity and sense of entitlement. I cannot imagine now.
@NessieNice9 ай бұрын
They really do come back 😂 I was always nice enough to pretend as if I meet them 1st time
@v12tommy9 ай бұрын
Best one i got was, "I'm allergic to fromage, so would it be possible to substitute extra cheese instead?" For those that dont know, fromage is just the French word for cheese.
@EdKolis9 ай бұрын
This brings back a memory from high school French class. Everyone was talking about their favorite fruit juices - jus d'orange, jus de pomme (apple), and so on. Then this one kid piped up with jus du fromage and everyone just stared at each other until someone started laughing, realizing it was cheese juice! I guess that would be whey?
@mattbenz998 ай бұрын
Some people don't fully understand what an allergy is. I have heard many people say "I'm allergic to that" as a synonym for "I really don't like that". I think this partly has to do with the fact allergies are taken more seriously as a child than just saying you want something removed. For example, I was a very fussy 5 year old. I would refuse to eat any tomatoes. But often waiters just wouldn't care when you tell them that a 5 year old doesn't want tomatoes and they would still bring them out like 40% of the time. So my parents just started saying I was allergic to them at restaurants and suddenly that 40% went down to 0% really quickly.
@EdKolis8 ай бұрын
@@mattbenz99 that's an interesting point! I wonder if someday allergic will literally mean not liking something, due to people using it that way?
@mattbenz998 ай бұрын
@@EdKolis It could, language evolves over time. But we will need to create a new word for allergy if that is the case.
@grimfirehead6036 ай бұрын
@@EdKolismy brother tells people he is allergic to chocolate. Cuz him saying that doesn't cause an argument like when he says he doesn't like chocolate.
@scottpeters184710 ай бұрын
I got all those beat - it was my shift on the carvery deck,, two women came up, the first one asked for turkey, but she asked for the under-breast because she is vegan,, I thought I misheard her, I asked her again and I heard correct,, I was carefully choosing my next words, I explained that this is a real turkey, she said 'I know, but the under-breast isn't as bad as the top breast... Her friend was laughing pretty hard, so I cut the breast and proceeded to ask her friend what she would like,, she said turkey, I replied 'would you like the vegan part or the normal part?'
@Bmac796110 ай бұрын
I..... what?? I wonder if the friend ever told her 😂
@pipsch1210 ай бұрын
Some people are too dumb to understand what "vegan" means. They just think it's a way of dieting where you consume fewer calories.
@halfjack89109 ай бұрын
@@Bmac7961the friend is probably so used to it, she just lets her think she's vegan
@cremebrulee47599 ай бұрын
That's amazing. I would be curious to know what her definition of vegan is. I would also like her to show me where the under breast part of the turkey.
@Uapa5009 ай бұрын
Nazi-vegan friend of mine came to school with a ham sandwich. Astonished, we asked her if she knew what she was eating was ham. - Yes, so? + Aren't you vegan?! - Yes, so what?! It was a vet nurse school. We had to explain ham is actually part of an animal.
@einat162210 ай бұрын
I was responsible for office supplies. Among the orders were "that pen I like", "the good stapler" or no amount mentioned (when asked how much to send the response was "I don't know").
@MelB8689 ай бұрын
Sounds like something my niece was say because she's not an adult
@JeroenJA9 ай бұрын
I do get the good stapler 😂. And i suspect you probably knew witch ones could not be that?
@einat16229 ай бұрын
@@JeroenJA Yeh. But they had to ask it by model or at least brand name (four times the price). If it matters so much, they should put the effort.
@cremebrulee47599 ай бұрын
@@einat1622they think that's your, of course.
@einat16229 ай бұрын
@@cremebrulee4759 Well, they didn't get it if they didn't answer 😆
@thzzzt10 ай бұрын
"You just lost a customer!" "Is that a promise?"
@stevesmith355610 ай бұрын
You're right. Separating the spinach isn't that hard. I'll bring those mixed greens before your meal so you can take care of it.
@thomasferranti67367 ай бұрын
Just like when I worked in the sign making industry. $40 to grab a ladder and hang up a banner? But it's so simple! Great, if it's so simple you can do it yourself and save the money.
@gwenpicchi57199 ай бұрын
I love how the waiter in almost every situation was trying so hard to find a polite way of answering the stupid questions. Waiters in real life, you have the patience of saints.
@ginettepagan3387Ай бұрын
It’s mostly us being stunned by the level of confidence after the comment. Then we immediately understand that it’s not worth getting involved. Just let them be happy in their ignorance. Our peace of mind is more important.
@DenizGölbaş-y2y Жыл бұрын
I was a waitress when I was a student. Once they asked me for a milk-free coffee latte. I said latte means milk in Italian. I asked if he wanted espresso or americano. He insisted that he wanted a milk-free latte. We made an Americano.
@JOURNEY199510 ай бұрын
So true it happened to me all the time❤some times it's the same customer ❤
@leahwhiteley516410 ай бұрын
NOTE: These are all Trump voters, you can tell by the IQ level.
@mattlord9710 ай бұрын
Latte with non dairy milk?
@Ryz198910 ай бұрын
@@mattlord97Soy milk or other plant based milk. Is prob what he wanted.
@linkash416710 ай бұрын
Latte withoatmilk
@TheTsunaru10 ай бұрын
Early this year I had a guy come in shortly before close and order our meat pizza. Pepperoni (ours was a combination of beef and pork), ham, bacon, ground beef and pickled onion. Make it and send it out. About a minute later, the server brings it back untouched, and the man wants to speak to me. I go out to his table, and he immediately flies into a rant about being Jewish and unable to eat pork, and how dare we try to serve it to him. Despite A) us having no way of knowing he was Jewish and B) having no reason to assume as much given that he's purposely choosing to order something with two ingredients that are for sure pork, and a third that has a generally high chance of having some mixed in. I apologize for it, despite it clearly being his fault, and ask if there's anything else we can get for him instead. He says he doesnt have the time to wait for a new pizza, and demands that I comp his beers instead. Why would a man whose religion prohibits the consumption of pork purposely order a pizza with a bunch of pork products on it you ask? Well, I think I just put two and two together. Naturally, I refuse. So he starts throwing a fit, yelling and knocking chairs over, calling me a racist, the works. So I go behind the bar, grab the phone and call security (our bar is in a mall parking lot, so we have access to the mall's security), at which point he books it out the door without paying his tab (which is pretty low all things considered since our house beer is only $4CAD/$2.95USD, and he'd only had 3). I go across to the bar across the street after my shift cause they're open two hours later than us, and tell them the story, figuring they'd get a laugh out of it. Turns out that he had also tried the same thing with them just half an hour before I arrived. They caught onto his ploy too, but gave him the chance to pay his bill before escalating to calling the police, which he did and then promptly left. As for the final kicker? One of the customers in the second bar was acquainted with the man. Their wives were part of a same social group. The man? Turns out he's not actually Jewish. Made the whole thing up in an attempt to get free beers. Needless to say, his wife was none too happy to hear about his evening and brought him back the next day to make him pay his tab and apologize. We ended up banning him for a month, but he's been in a few times since and luckily hasnt done anything similar, so I think he's learned his lesson.
@le1357910 ай бұрын
Wow. Great re-telling. I don't know where people get the time and energy to play these games...
@gronskeibooks9 ай бұрын
Every time I feel like opening a bar or a restaurant, someone reminds me that, no, I don't. lol
@mmoney4169 ай бұрын
I knew he couldn't have been Jewish because when a Jew keeps kosher, it means you cant have any meat out at a non-kosher restaurant. So he couldn't even have the ground beef
@ItsJustLisa9 ай бұрын
@@mmoney416, wouldn’t he not have been able to have a meat pizza anyway? Isn’t there a rule against mixing meat and dairy?
@mmoney4169 ай бұрын
@ItsJustLisa That's true too. One way to get around this is to order a cheeseless pizza with meat which he could have done (it still wouldn't be kosher)
@samuelhowie454310 ай бұрын
After 30 years in food service i can say that this was true yet pretty mild to some requests I've heard.
@Yaya2214CJ9 ай бұрын
My daughter is the GM of a restaurant. She had a woman losing her mind after she ordered a T BONE steak then screaming bloody murder that her steak had a bone in it. She was refusing to pay for it. So my daughter walked up and told her she was paying for it because she had eaten the whole steak and if she didn't want a bone in it she shouldn't have ORDERED A T BONE STEAK! The name of it should have given her the hint. Her husband had been sitting there the whole time and looked up from his meal and said well she got you there lol.
@stephenm81009 ай бұрын
Sad thing is these people don't know how to cook or prepare a meal of any kind. And are totally dependent on going to restaurants.
@katie77489 ай бұрын
@@stephenm8100YEP
@alicexhinatarme Жыл бұрын
Okay but the fact that people like this exist is the literal reason I won’t work in the restaurant industry
@annettekohler149110 ай бұрын
On the other hand, you always have stories to tell. You learn a lot about life. And you have an idea of the wide range of absurdity of life. Of course, it’s not possible, if you have a short temper.
@gabriellehitchins918210 ай бұрын
My personal favourite was “I’d like a 8 piece chicken bucket but I’m allergic to wing pieces” yes, everyone is allergic to different portions of the same birds. And the guy who asked for a Big Mac, every week (this is a K fry sir, what you want is across the street)
@bun04y10 ай бұрын
I had someone in the drive thru ask for a Big Mac... I was working at a Hardees. Close, but no prize
@willowthistle36489 ай бұрын
We have people become irate over the dark or light side of a flounder. They somehow believe one side of the same fish tastes different from the other. 😂😂
@cremebrulee47599 ай бұрын
I dated someone who insisted when I went to Burger King to pick up some hamburgers that I order his "well done". I told him that all burgers were cooked well done, but he assured me that he ordered his well done, and they cooked his to order.. At Burger King I confirmed that they give everyone the same burgers, regardless of how they order it. When I got back to his apartment, he quizzed me to make sure that I got his order right, which I assured him that I did. He said that he could tell his was well done. I just laughed to myself. A burger cooked any more than they normally cook them would be close to charcoal.
@rohitrevankar76749 ай бұрын
@@cremebrulee4759You rnt having kids are you you?
@UMBR.10 ай бұрын
Onionless onion soup? Shall I write that down with my inkless ink pen?
@cc_snipergirl9 ай бұрын
Beef broth with cheese
@olddoggeleventy27189 ай бұрын
@@cc_snipergirl Yep and a couple of croutons for shits and giggles.
@gdjedious15799 ай бұрын
I would take onionless onion soup as a drink, it’s basically just salt and peoper hot water
@willowthistle36489 ай бұрын
Try clam chowder without the clams... seafood restaurants are the worst...
@Ly_Lord9 ай бұрын
Maybe he wanted to get drunk while eating a wet grilled cheese
@jinxypop1310 ай бұрын
These are spot on!! Waitressed for years. A father ordered red wine for their teenager. I told him he had to be 21. No, we’re German so he can drink. No, it’s against the law here. Father became belligerent. They tried to sneak him wine after that. Manager took over that mess.
@QueenOfDarknes59 ай бұрын
Really, a father is stopped by law to give his son some of their purchased wine? The land of the free y'all.
@happydoots3829 ай бұрын
Noting the fact you obviously weren’t in Germany. Some folks forget that it isn’t the drinker who gets the short end of the local law here. The business ends up taking the lions share of the backlash. 😑
@jinxypop139 ай бұрын
@@happydoots382thank you! You’re correct. The business and as the server I could have received a hefty fine. Not worth it.
@bree5549 ай бұрын
@@QueenOfDarknes5The workers dont make up the rules they should've stayed in Germany if they wanted to do that.
@QueenOfDarknes59 ай бұрын
@@bree554 Never said the workers are at fault.
@crazycreeper36539 ай бұрын
“But you should know eggs are also not dairy” “WHAT” Hahahahahahhaaha hahahah
@KittyMama619 ай бұрын
I worked in the big box deli once. Once. Yea, the regulars were the worst. One guy wanted us to make him 6 lbs of coleslaw every day. Right in front of him. It had to be weighed exactly. He didn't own a restaurant. He told me it was for his kidney disease. Another came in every day and tried to get me to pick out the biggest fried shrimp out of the batch, just for him ('cause he's special). Honorable mention goes to the scooter brigade. Right when we opened. They'd show up and demand lots of free samples, so they could get "free" breakfast or lunch.
@sabregunner110 ай бұрын
so folks, this is why your server may not have the best attitude when they come to you. they've been dealing with this all day
@annettekohler149110 ай бұрын
True, True….
@TheImprovised10 ай бұрын
That's no excuse to have an attitude with a new customer. You don't take your frustrations of an idiot out on innocent people.
@sabregunner110 ай бұрын
@@TheImprovised it's not an excuse. It's an explanation
@liammorris798910 ай бұрын
So funny! There should absolutely be a "retail" version of this.
@metallord69609 ай бұрын
Just look in the back, I'm sure you'll find it.
@labl123310 ай бұрын
Long time server here. One time a guy told me he was allergic to onions and didn't want any on his fajitas. He was on his 3rd serving of salsa at that point.
@anonfornow3595 ай бұрын
😮😂
@nataliadeavilapires213610 ай бұрын
My current kitchen has Creme Brulé and the amount of people that complain about it being cold is mind blowing...
@evilsharkey89549 ай бұрын
They’ve probably only had the premade ones that you cook in your oven
@toom8rs159 ай бұрын
@@evilsharkey8954 All crème brûlée is “premade” It’s a custard Cooled to room temp and then refrigerated till chilled and kept chilled until it’s ordered Sugared and torched to order Warming through is an option though it’s generally served cold
@secretsquirrel73749 ай бұрын
But you're supposed to caramelise the top with burnt sugar just before it's served.
@toom8rs159 ай бұрын
@@secretsquirrel7374 You put a light coating of sugar on top of the custard and melt/caramelize it with a torch or very hot broiler- garnish and serve Generally the process is quick and the custard stays cold/cool ALL custard’s are premade ie - cooked/ cooled/ chilled though they can be warmed gently to a point after they have cooled just before being served They have to cool to “set”
@zinaidanitikin48867 ай бұрын
tableside flambé is cold. ma'am you just saw that it was literally on fire.
@MySelfTheThird-ft8fo9 ай бұрын
100% accurate ! The amount of dumb things you hear from customers in the food industry is enough to make feel like your brain is melting and what is left of your soul is leaving your body
@HorologicRannygazoo10 ай бұрын
"I'll have the Cashew Chicken with no Cashews" -- overheard tonight while picking up my order in the neighborhood Chinese restaurant. Without skipping a beat she replied "Sure. No problem." I love the lady that runs that restaurant. . .
@ssw72829 ай бұрын
I admit, I have done something similar because I loved everything that the dish came with except for the main accompanying ingredient. 😂 It was the easiest and fastest way to order what I wanted without having to list all the other ingredients. But I prefaced it with, "This is gonna sound really stupid, but may I get the...."
@NobodynosewhoseIam4210 ай бұрын
Oh man, that felt so real. Reminds me of the time I worked at a movie theater and a customer complained the gunshots were too loud in the film and I needed to lower the volume... he was watching John Wick 3.
@BruinPhD200910 ай бұрын
Oh. My. Goodness. Maybe he wasn’t aware of the action IN EVERY SINGLE JOHN WICK MOVIE?!? 😂
@NobodynosewhoseIam4210 ай бұрын
@@BruinPhD2009 The three in the title didn't mean much to him. Lol
@benwagner508910 ай бұрын
Tell him you'll change the sound to match reality, then turn it louder. Guy has never been to a gun range, apparently.
@oddeda9 ай бұрын
To be fair he could be right. I was once in a theater and the sound was so loud it hurt my ears
@elisaa99819 ай бұрын
@oddeda Same here. I once complained about the sound level at a movie theater. It hurt to listen to. It was a kid's movie, and I got worried for my kids hearing (tinnitus). Some of you might call me a Karen, but I'm always polite and respectful. That doesn't mean that I don't stand my ground, though, because I do if it's important.
@pioxaviour29 ай бұрын
Once I had one of my servers bringing me an order for rare Chicken. Obviously I refused to cook it for health and safety reasons. So the lady wanted to directly talk to me. As I explained her that Chicken can’t be consumed raw, we get a nice lengthy review next day accusing how the chef was trying to “mansplain” to her. I didn’t even know what that meant at that time as I’m not English 😂
@zonked120010 ай бұрын
seriously I wouldn't have believed that some people think eggs are dairy, except I've been seeing it on a few different videos now.
@JaneAustenAteMyCat10 ай бұрын
I thought they were dairy, when I was a child. Then I grew up.
@leea67569 ай бұрын
"Take this back and cook it to the right temperature," My response: "You got that time stone on ya or what?"
@pokegirl3029 ай бұрын
"No ma'am we do not carry locally grown pineapple, we live in Ohio."
@susannpatton28939 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂. I get asked if Salmon is locally caught in the Caribbean
@GiorgosTube9 ай бұрын
As a waiter myself I’ve had so many like that it honestly doesn’t surprise me to hear that
@LJKerryBooks10 ай бұрын
this brings back memories to when I worked in food service and a mother asked me for "Non-GMO Water" for her children .... I don't even know what that is
@estrafalario561210 ай бұрын
Neither she knew. It's another of such things that you can name but has no real-life meaning, because the other option that she was trying to avoid can't exist. By definition. Like ordering "low-calories" water, or "vegetarian" white rice, "pork free" kebab, "Spanish" paella, etc
@cc_snipergirl9 ай бұрын
That's the same type of person who saw "gluten-free" start showing up on menus and assumed it was a new fad diet to try without bothering find out what it was
@evilsharkey89549 ай бұрын
@@estrafalario5612Non-GMO has a meaning, but she clearly doesn’t know what it is, since all water is non-GMO unless it’s in a laboratory culture of modified bacteria, which no sane person drinks.
@jovetj9 ай бұрын
Non-GMO water is either dry water, or water that doesn't contain dihydrogen monoxide. (Dry water is a real thing)
@roku50719 ай бұрын
@@jovetj😉😊
@reginaldjeeves4710 ай бұрын
I believe that Idiocracy is becoming more of our society. This is panful to watch.
@SugarandSarcasm9 ай бұрын
Very painful, I agree
@dixiecyrus81363 ай бұрын
Try reading 'Drinking Saphire Wine' by Tanith Lee, our society mimics that book to a tee!! Seemingly scary prophetic 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@SilverAuntie10 ай бұрын
That last one I've heard before. It still has the power to stop me for a second, though. "I don't have time to wait around for a whole new steak. Just take this back and recook it to the right temperature." Umm...what?!?
@scubeskitchen10 ай бұрын
Yes go uncook it
@EdKolis9 ай бұрын
Everything they learned about cooking came from hairdressers in video games.
@dianehutchinson92579 ай бұрын
I swear, the people who act like losing their business is going to be some catastrophic event are the worst 😂
@0221719 ай бұрын
"Yeah, I'll have the porterhouse, well done. No pink, but still nice and juicy." Or, "There's no liquor in my Long Island." Or, "Do you have wing dings?" The first time I was asked this question, I responded "I don't know what that is. So, no." The second time I was asked a while later by a different customer, I simply responded "No." Or parents who allow their young children to hold the entire table hostage while deciding if they want chicken fingers, mac & cheese, or a mini pizza. I could go on for hours.
@elisaa99819 ай бұрын
I didn't get the Long Island thing. Aren't they supposed to be with liquor (alcohol)?
@benu_bird3 ай бұрын
@@elisaa9981 It's 4 shots of liquor. It's all alcohol. But it doesn't taste like it.
@debbierhode629110 ай бұрын
OMG as a former Waitress and Bartender these just hit me in the feels. So dang true hahaha!
@vegasrenie10 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅 I still laugh about the guy who asked me for a Miller Lite on the rocks!
@ssw72829 ай бұрын
I worked as a waitress decades ago and I didn't get anything like this. In those days, you got what was on the menu and you liked it.
@johnp1399 ай бұрын
@@ssw7282Sorry, but if I’m paying $25-$50 for a meal, I sure the hell should be able to get some minor modifications.
@jpendowski750310 ай бұрын
Thanks for compiling this and acting it so well.
@janellestuckey84779 ай бұрын
If this guy isn’t an actor then he missed his calling. He is great. I love the outfits he comes up with.
@MichaelKurse9 ай бұрын
If a waiter came back to tell us to separate the salad greens during a rush, they may not make it out of the kitchen alive.🤔🤔🤔
@theothermagneticaesthetic9 ай бұрын
“Do you mill your own wheat?” We’re a coffee shop
@evilsharkey89549 ай бұрын
“Why? Do you prefer your muffins dense and gritty?”
@jwallner849 ай бұрын
As a waiter from 2007-2010 if someone wanted ranch or a steak cooked higher than medium, there isn't a good tip coming.
@Janis-kj5qi9 ай бұрын
I worked as a cook for 8 years and people would order eggs Sunnyside up no yokes or overeasy no yokes so I'd cook them like normal then use a shot glass to cut the yokes out and serve them out. Mixed reactions is all i can say😂
@Veronica.A.3 ай бұрын
Im having cramps in my stomach laughing hard. This is freakin hilarious 😂
@mypointofview111110 ай бұрын
Back in the 1970s there was a well known chef in the UK who had 0 tolerance for idiots. He would throw people out of his restaurant if they asked for salt, pepper or tomato or brown sauce. We need him back today
@FruitNDoggie10 ай бұрын
You want PEPPER?! One of the most common seasonings in the world?! Something that people like different amounts of on their food and will season accordingly to their own taste?! Get out of my restaurant you idiot!
@kimberlycooper417010 ай бұрын
I suppose that you consider asking for more salt to be an insult to the cook. During hot weather, we sweat out electrolytes (sodium, chloride, etc.). Our activity and other factors determine how much we sweat out. During hot weather when I am lower in sodium, food tastes blander to me because of needing more sodium. So during hot weather, I must add more salt to my food. Needing more salt isn't an insult to the cook. The cook can't be expected to know the electrolytes needed by each customer. Salt isn't poisonous either. A good book to read on this is "The Salt Fix" by Dr. James DiNicolantonio, PharmD.
@kimberlycooper417010 ай бұрын
@@invisiblehands4000 , I like your pun! 😂😂😂😂
@kimberlycooper417010 ай бұрын
@@invisiblehands4000 , angry and confused? What is angry about explaining why needing salt isn't an insult to the cook? What is confusing about the way I constructed my sentences? Hmm. Maybe it's my phrase "I suppose that you consider". Maybe I should have turned it into a question?
@kimberlycooper417010 ай бұрын
@@invisiblehands4000 , ah, so that is what you find offensive. I posted that because of what someone else wrote. Then, that someone else deleted their post. So, I deleted my post to that someone's post. You ended up thinking that my post to the other person was meant for you or for the person who originated this thread.
@derrickbartledoo26809 ай бұрын
I've had some of these conversations, and once had a customer claim they were allergic to white onions, so they wanted to substitute them. For red onions.
@jjproductions72999 ай бұрын
“Can you make the French onion soup without onions?” So you want French soup?
@Thoroughly_Wet9 ай бұрын
It reminds me of whe i was in highschool helping the FFA with their petting zoo they were hosting for inner city children. When brought to the cow my instructor asked the kids and their chaperones "where does chocolate milk come from?" And the amount of kids who said brown cows was expected but what i didnt expect was 5 of the 7 or so teacher/ chaparones there thought the same
@carlariggs52510 ай бұрын
the expressions are priceless
@lisamills322810 ай бұрын
I have heard, seen, been subjected to more than i care about. So everything is so real to me. After 40 plus years in food service
@emmasilver23329 ай бұрын
My favorite one I've seen is "Does this peanut butter ice cream have peanuts in it?"
@johnp1399 ай бұрын
Most things these days are artificial, like a lot of “vanillin”, “fruit” in pop tarts, etc.
@emmasilver23329 ай бұрын
@@johnp139 I've never seen artificial peanut butter flavor though.
@jakelnordstrom9 ай бұрын
Had a coworker once that legitimately didn't know that banana nut bread had banana in it.
@evilsharkey89549 ай бұрын
What did they think was in it?
@quarionilphukiir35839 ай бұрын
It's obviously made from banananuts, whatever those might be.
@EdKolis9 ай бұрын
For the longest time, I ate crab rangoon from Chinese restaurants, as a vegetarian at the time, because I thought it got its name from being shaped like a crab, not from containing crab meat!
@CosmicDuskWolf10 ай бұрын
I love this channel because it always reminds me of how many stupid people there are in the world.
@African.empress9 ай бұрын
When I was a student and worked at McDonald's I had a guy order a cheeseburger without cheese, so i said ok one Hamburger then , he insisted that they're not the same thing and insisted on a cheeseburger without cheese. I gave him a hamburger.
@Numbertwo229 ай бұрын
I work in a restaurant and its main feature is the chargrilled meats, the amount of people that complain about them being burnt with funny lines on them, or ordering a half rotisserie chicken and moaning its not boneless then demanding boneless rotisserie chicken breast only.. We also once had a customer go mental because one of our servers was pregnant and had peircings
@TheCeruleanSea7 ай бұрын
My hubby would love your place. Only chargrilled meats for him, the more "char" the better. And bones in chicken? He loves to strip everything morsel off those bones, and will even eat the ends if he can.
@scotttaxdal52979 ай бұрын
Anybody who has ever worked in a restaurant just developed a facial tick watching this...
@lukeclifton43929 ай бұрын
It concerns me how many people think eggs are dairy!!…
@madhugoodvibesstrong2410 ай бұрын
Next ! They'll ask for 'milk free' dairy ! 😂😂😂
@annettekohler149110 ай бұрын
Tell me something new… they leave you speechless. My place we have a cheese breakfast made of three different kind of cheese, with a little bit of butter and jam. Guess what one customer ordered? Yeah, the cheese breakfast. But without the cheese
@Uapa5009 ай бұрын
- A salad. No rocket. No onions. No egg. No carrot. No peppers. No sweetcorn. No colaslaw. No tomatoes. No cucumber. No dressing. + Should I just bring a leaf of lettuce sir?
@EdKolis9 ай бұрын
@@Uapa500I wouldn't want a rocket in my salad either!
@amorey679 ай бұрын
Damn, this guy is just so charismatic and personable, I can't stop watching.🤣
@Ogrematic10 ай бұрын
I like to tip a little extra when I go out (25-30%) to try to counterbalance galactic stupidity and cheapskates.
@katie77489 ай бұрын
Same, actually. Edit: Nice to hear other people do this too.
@anonfornow3595 ай бұрын
Much needed.
@marthabixler160610 ай бұрын
I actually waited on someone who didn't want onions in her onion soup. No cheese or croutons either.
@Bmac796110 ай бұрын
Here's your bowl of beef broth.
@MrSpazbomb9 ай бұрын
The dairy eggplant guy was so dumb it circled back to smart. Some chefs do soak eggplants in milk but he wouldn’t have known that.
@kelli2179 ай бұрын
Regarding the ranch bit... while I know that most ranch has buttermilk (not vegan), sour cream (not vegan), and mayonnaise (not vegan), there are vegan versions that use the ranch flavorings (onion powder, garlic powder, dill, chives, parsley, salt, pepper) with a vegan base, whatever that might be.
@johnp1399 ай бұрын
But MOST are NOT vegan, so they should have asked if they HAD vegan ranch!
@kelli2179 ай бұрын
@@johnp139 of course. And the server could have said, "We don't have vegan ranch," too. Lots of possibilities. This one bit out of the whole video just struck me as not necessarily as unreasonable as a lot of the other ones.
@itsjohndell9 ай бұрын
Been following you on IG and glad to see your videos here. the star of the show is your look of incredulity!
@clarejennings50499 ай бұрын
I swear.. every time I regain my faith in humanity, I immediately lose it😂
@RoyleVegeta9 ай бұрын
"I'm a vegetarian can I get the fish please" Me, "Fish is a type of meat did you mean pescatarian?" "No what does region have to do with my order."
@wanderlustandsparkle439510 ай бұрын
At this point restaurants should just put Eat It or Starve on their menus 😂
@sebastakerlyonnais Жыл бұрын
I got one time an order with a fish goujons, egg allergy. After talking with some managers, they told me that the costumer didn't care about, he just wanted that dish so I served it anyways like they told me🤷
@scubeskitchen Жыл бұрын
😅 YOLO
@smokedbrisket303310 ай бұрын
I love to cook, but man, there is no way I could put up with the level of stupid in that environment. So I just content myself with going all out for family and friends.
@notreallydavid9 ай бұрын
UK here - how do people like these manage to make a reasonable living and get someone to live with them for several decades?
@terrenceprice65049 ай бұрын
Of note, shellfish and seafood allergies are different. Shellfish specific allergies can be cockroach allergies that cross react with shrimp, crab, lobster and a few other related species, while seafood allergies include everything from the ocean. Shellfish allergies don’t necessarily include things like scallops, clams or octopus. That said, if you have a shellfish allergy, most seafood without specific listing of types is still a risk.
@snowplays31619 ай бұрын
I’ve worked food industry for 16 years. lol this reminded me of my entire time working food. XD
@bor35499 ай бұрын
20 years as a diner cook. Swear it gave me ptsd lol. The lesson I learned is that if "the customer is always right" you'll be broke before you know it..... We boarded up shop in March of 2020.... Covid has a fix, stupidity apparently does not.
@Izinaima9 ай бұрын
Fortunately the costumer is only always right “in the matter of taste” people have cut that saying short. 🤦♀️
@DarkAngel.ArgLeo9 ай бұрын
I should be laughing but i am crying at the same time 'cause i work in gastronomy and YES. To everything. 😭😂😭
@DarksouIjah9 ай бұрын
I was a server and it was literally the worst job I ever had. I worked as a bartender, prep cook, line cook and front of the house was by far the worst. You couldn’t pay me enough to work in a restaurant again.
@saxon69 ай бұрын
My wife's first restaurant job she was horrified to learn the homemade clam chowder was a brick of concentrate and a gallon of milk. The ratatouille was yesterday s vegetable of the day and tomato sauce.
@ImAlwaysHere110 ай бұрын
To be fair, not all sushi contains raw ingredients. "Sushi" is NOT raw fish. "Sashimi" is raw fish. "Sushi" pertains to the rice used in sushi rolls. You can get a sushi roll in which all ingredients are cooked, or the fish is cook and it has raw vegetables.
@estrafalario561210 ай бұрын
But Sushi includes varieties with raw fish. And outside of Japan what not-experts expect of Sushi is raw fish and/or vegetables. It's like ordering "a burguer" without any other comments and then complaint because it isn't a chicken burger or a vegetarian one...yes, they exist, but they are far from been the default thing that comes to mind
@ImAlwaysHere110 ай бұрын
@@estrafalario5612 Doesn't matter. I'm not an expert and I know. It is what it is, and some sushi has no raw fish. Also, the server should know what sushi is.
@tanikokishimoto160410 ай бұрын
The term sushi refers to the rice and its preparation. And when topped with fish -- raw or otherwise, technically it is nigiri. But common usage is sushi. Sashimi is simply sushi or nigiri without the rice, raw or cooked. (As in, the eel is always cooked).
@tanikokishimoto160410 ай бұрын
.... Veggies can replace fish on sushi of course.
@QueenOfDarknes59 ай бұрын
Sushi is used as an umbrella term for everything Maki, Sashimi, Nigiri, etc. If people say they want sushi, they don't just mean a hand full of rice. The definition you can Google and every restaurant serving states, that it is the vinegared rice with something else on/in it. If you want to take it literal then yes it's "sour tasting" named after the rice but the sushi rice as it's own also has two names you can refer to it "Sumeshi" and "Shari". The first the most literal meaning "vinegared rice". Sashimi also doesn't really mean the dish, but the method of preparation and it can be done with other seafood.
@laartje2410 ай бұрын
Usually I am the one explaining to the server that I cannot have seafood and shellfish. Some know, but many don't and I'd rather be safe.
@chippong49710 ай бұрын
Actually shrimp grow on trees
@vegasrenie10 ай бұрын
OF COURSE I came immediately to the comments! It's been years since I've worked in a restaurant or bar, but I'll never forget the idiots! This video made me laugh like crazy!
@judgecagle13779 ай бұрын
I must be going crazy because that first one actually made sense. Two eggs with eggwhites only prepared as you would sunny side up. Meaning don't flip them.
@johnp1399 ай бұрын
Right, you separate the whites and cook them on a griddle. Pretty straightforward. Probably be better described as just fried egg whites.
@keithjones703710 ай бұрын
Again, I say! Where did he think shrimp lived???!!!
@jazzaraemccollum58615 ай бұрын
Lemme get those sunny side up!! Your facial expression took me outtttt!!😂😂😂😂😂
@s05150339 ай бұрын
This is accurate. I have had people demand all kinds of crazy shit. Like stuffed cabbages with no cabbage.
@brianrosenthalbudack9 ай бұрын
Bro I have been told eggs so many time when I ask if there is adairy with something. It's crazy.
@gregorygan207710 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure the tea woman is asking for sugar
@Amos_Huclkeberry9 ай бұрын
Customer orders steak well done. "It's chewy!"
@deannamorgan111910 ай бұрын
People that avoid certain foods don't always research what foods to avoid. I use to serve biscuits to people who don't eat pork. Most biscuits are made with lard. Lard is a pork product.
@katie77489 ай бұрын
Lard is also not a bad food to eat. Same goes for butter. We have been lied to.
@mmoney4169 ай бұрын
For me, I wouldn't have known that. I can't eat pork and live in a place where that's a norm. We don't use lard in anything here, so I wouldn't expect there to be lard in a biscuit
@danielleking2626 ай бұрын
The sushi one and the last guy trying to send back the steak made me laugh the hardest. 😂
@williamjones716310 ай бұрын
The customer is always right unless they are wrong. Then screw them.
@jimwormmaster10 ай бұрын
The customer is always right in matters of taste. And those that quote the shortened form to get what they want are almost always wrong.
@MelB8689 ай бұрын
When I think of chicken salad I think of chicken, mayonnaise, celery and grapes mixed together not salad with chicken on it
@jezebeljones65910 ай бұрын
I once offered green tea to a co-worker -- she said it smelled like grass. I think she meant lawn cuttings, not that other grass.
@chefdean72579 ай бұрын
Ive been a Chef for thirty years. I've never understood why neurotypical Americans think that eggs are dairy.
@Hylia2210 ай бұрын
One of my worst moments was when I asked "soup or salad" and the poor old lady said "yes, I would like the super salad". This has only happened once in my life, but I lost my #$%! and laughed so hard at the lady that the guy at the table would come in and treat me like $#@! FOR MONTHS.
@pazza455510 ай бұрын
That was that funny?
@Hylia2210 ай бұрын
@@pazza4555 regrettably so..
@marilon10 ай бұрын
As someone with a hearing problem. This happens.
@yesterdayseyes9 ай бұрын
You can't hear that "soup or" sounds exactly like "super"? Really? 😂 Ok short bus
@Hylia229 ай бұрын
@@yesterdayseyes the "super salad" is a legendary order in the service industry. I was shocked and pleased that someone ordered it with me. I'm sorry, I'm just a dumb waiter.
@Bmac796110 ай бұрын
My brother in law is "allergic" to tomatoes, they make him break out. His go to condiment? Ketchup. He also enjoys eating salsa and spaghetti. I stopped trying to explain over a decade ago. Never seen him have a reaction.
@tanikokishimoto160410 ай бұрын
Some people have a reaction to raw tomatoes, but when they're cooked, as in ketchup, they're fine. But yes, salsa isn't always cooked, at least home made.
@asmrmaroxa9 ай бұрын
@@tanikokishimoto1604same with pineapples. I get little hurtful red bumps on my tongue eating raw pineapple but cooked on pizza or pork chops, no problems! It's the acid (enzyme) in the raw state.
@bcaye9 ай бұрын
@@asmrmaroxa, it's actually an enzyme. Heat denatures it.
@asmrmaroxa9 ай бұрын
@@bcaye thank you. Added that to my comment!
@katie77489 ай бұрын
Most of the time, it's picky people not wanting to admit they're picky so they pretend like they're allergic. Not always, but quite often.