"You have Covid" How did this dude get someone pregnant?
@Misitheus2 жыл бұрын
Like 7/8 of the population....smooth brain....
@groowanderer2 жыл бұрын
@@Misitheus more like 14/16
@a.mathis94542 жыл бұрын
21/24!
@chicoandthem4n2 жыл бұрын
@@a.mathis9454 10045/10049
@skeetsmcgrew32822 жыл бұрын
I think you are under the impression sex is a lot more complicated than it is
@Adreno234212 жыл бұрын
6:20 All they had to do is heat up the pan, the hot air would expand and it would open
@groowanderer2 жыл бұрын
I would've been worried that would cause it to explode if it was truly that well sealed. I've never seen anything like that happen before
@skeetsmcgrew32822 жыл бұрын
@J Hemphill Yeah, for sure fake. No pot would cause a perfect vacuum for an entire day, they don't have a rubber gasket
@Adreno234212 жыл бұрын
@J Hemphill Precisely!
@whurpurgis79972 жыл бұрын
Looked like the wrong lid, pan could have contracted on it when it cooled and got stuck without making a seal. Either way heating it again should have worked.
@jynger84552 жыл бұрын
That there is actually fair representation of current generation of engineer at solving problem.
@cjvan713 Жыл бұрын
If anyone ever has a lid stuck out of pan like that, heat it back up on a burner.
@AFatWhiteShark Жыл бұрын
Bro, you just saved my lunch.... You're the real MVP holy crap!
@johnthewalrus7308 Жыл бұрын
I know!! I was yelling at the computer screen. I wish I could go back in time and space and help this guy out!!!
@NickFisherman9 ай бұрын
That was what my intuition was telling me, so I asked Bard, and it confirmed. The definition of insanity...
@andyward84309 ай бұрын
That British dad with the beanie is great. His dry wit is perfect.
@needfoolthings8 ай бұрын
That's an australian accent.
@Anonymous-gi6hw2 жыл бұрын
4:40 he donated himself
@NickFisherman9 ай бұрын
If I see someone stealing from a donation box, I'm going to assume that they're the target demographic for the clothes/food/whatever anyway. It's just how I assume someone panhandling on the street is indeed poor, because they're not going to make very much, so doing it when you don't need it is not worth the effort.
@MisatoBestWoman2 жыл бұрын
7:52 I will forever absolutely love this clip
@GracUntoYou2 жыл бұрын
Isiah 57:4 Whom do you ? Against whom do you make a wide mouth And stick out the tongue? Are you not children of transgression, Offspring of falsehood, Matthew 18:35 My heavenly Father will also do the same to you, if each of you does not forgive his brother from your heart.” Matthew 6:14 For if you forgive others for their transgressions, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. Mark 11:25 Whenever you stand praying, forgive, if you have anything against anyone, so that your Father who is in heaven will also forgive you your transgressions
@lexTS892 жыл бұрын
I replied to the wrong comment. XD Sorry!
@MisatoBestWoman2 жыл бұрын
@@lexTS89 🤣🤣🤣
@SixBowlSage2 жыл бұрын
reminds me of my dad 😂
@Hazelcake Жыл бұрын
the 👍beanie just makes it even better
@demonsarisingmetal Жыл бұрын
If your pot lid gets stuck, just heat the pot back up.
@Baron_von_Fargone2 жыл бұрын
5:40🤣that poor fella was tormented by himself 🤣.hope he recovered from that trick that wasn't a trick 🤣🤣your a dad 🤣🐜
@emjhu34862 жыл бұрын
5:46 That's why you should not skip your physics lessons.
@JJJRRRJJJ Жыл бұрын
“a car without a lid”
@buzza20772 жыл бұрын
I'm a little sick today and I literally shit myself laughing at dude plopping girl over head with mic. 🤣🤣
@Oxnate2 жыл бұрын
5:30 "It's Covid." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@mafiaboss41942 жыл бұрын
damn right.. he can't miss his work and there's his grandma and everything.. hahahahahaha coz of what he thought as covid.. hahahahahaha
@gert-janwinters43682 жыл бұрын
Brother was in denial
@philippk8183 Жыл бұрын
@@mafiaboss4194 yea and he is like "damn, this is Covid-19" hahahahahahahahag lmao roffl hahahahahaha. You know, because he thinks covid hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha COVID maan hahahaha
@philippk8183 Жыл бұрын
@@mafiaboss4194 think of he missing the works because of a pregnancity testing loool lmao hahahahahahhahahaha
@NickFisherman9 ай бұрын
I would so take a COVID test that worked by peeing on it. It would be a lot less comfortable than shoving a stick up my nose.
@turkeysnot17 ай бұрын
Just wait till the dude with the stuck lid learns about heat. His life will change.
@K-Effect2 жыл бұрын
2:34 At first I thought the “joke” was the sound of their voices, they sound like elves 8:45 The way she dives like she’s in an action movie😂
@MemeStreetMemes2 жыл бұрын
I am dying inside and regretting everything
@pharnaces61092 жыл бұрын
3:32 if only you’d paid attention in chemistry during thermodynamics you would’ve known to heat it up on the stove
@TetraSky2 жыл бұрын
The marriage proposal at Disney was so bad... the area was fenced off, exactly because they were going to do pyrotechnics there soon. Employee acted for their safety and we didn't see who said it "was ok" to go there, they could've been lying for all we know. But unfortunately, that employee is probably going to get fired for that since Disney has a policy of not touching the guest's stuff, especially not things like rings. Even more so when it comes to proposals since they want it to be "magical" for them...
@ginpachi99212 жыл бұрын
I hate these kind of people who just do what they wanna and these internet mfs jumped on that poor employee so hard
@14daroad2 жыл бұрын
Ok, fair enough but he could not wait 10 more seconds? I guess this guy hates happy people.
@ginpachi99212 жыл бұрын
@@14daroad If he hated seeing people happy he would not be working in disney land🤦♂
@Nicole-dv8ur2 жыл бұрын
It’s his smug “Hall Monitor” attitude that’s the problem. If being burned by pyrotechnics was that guy’s issue, I’d imagine he’d have a more concerned tone as well as explain the situation quickly before sparks fly. But nope; gotta strut up and loudly condescend them with the “but it’ll be better over here though!!” like they’re toddlers. Dude was on a power trip.
@thrillereighties82412 жыл бұрын
BS, he acted like an arse. But what else do you expect from Disney? Not only do they ruin our favourite films, they now even ruin people's special moments as well.
@ethzero3 ай бұрын
It's worse than COVID... AH AHAHAHHAHAHH
@jemandjemand2362 Жыл бұрын
the butterfly box was pretty cool. where can yout get those?
@pasangamage Жыл бұрын
i always love the intro
@newguy35882 жыл бұрын
3:26 "Nevermind..." lmfao
@digiart773210 ай бұрын
If someone snatched my ring from my hand while I was proposing they can prepare themselves to get jumped into the next life.
@charlieblade1232 Жыл бұрын
3:24 NO WAY HE DROPPED THE DRUM STICK HE MUST BE DYING OMG
@umbrellacorp.2 жыл бұрын
2:13 Ha, when my kids are giving trouble I'll do this. 🤣
@bert.hbuysse55693 ай бұрын
Bro didn't forget the anniversary. He just didnt know it was the 5th two times lmao.
@aidanmenez96242 жыл бұрын
What song do you use in you’re merch ads?
@segwrites2 жыл бұрын
7:27 (Major white-cast lotion) Although he’ll probably never see this, it’s likely a zinc-based lotion which is amazing and calming for skin, but even as a white lady, I go to bed looking like a ghost every night. But damn does the skin look good in the morning. 😉
@groowanderer2 жыл бұрын
Can you just start making 3 hour clips every single day so that I can stop watching my Cubs lose?
@D3ckDawg2 жыл бұрын
5:47 Just heat it back up chief
@michaelpatten3152 жыл бұрын
0:39 This was posted on Reddit - according to the post they had asked one of the cast members for permission and they said "yeah go for it" but they probably didn't have the actual authority to do that. This turned out to be a stage for characters performing and you can even see the gate at the bottom of the stairs where guests shouldn't be climbing past.
@adamwilliams54262 жыл бұрын
Any normal person working there would say "go ahead".. this guy was clearly abnormal.
@KeepItReal332 жыл бұрын
The dude that made them stop was a Dic. They would have been done in a few minutes….
@michaelpatten3152 жыл бұрын
@@adamwilliams5426 or maybe he didn't want to risk losing his job? Guests are not supposed to go up onto that stage period.
@michaelpatten3152 жыл бұрын
@@KeepItReal33 If they let every proposal just happen like that they would be busy all day long.
@adamwilliams54262 жыл бұрын
@@michaelpatten315 I don't care about proposals its dumb but I wouldn't stop one in progress, just leave them be. Guy is clearly on the spectrum.
@AFloridaSon2 жыл бұрын
... ... Driving... 🏎️
@Jellyfish146 Жыл бұрын
The 7th hill, knicknamed the backbreaker, had an additional hump that would send guests flying
@joshuaarmstrong3774 ай бұрын
2:32 anyone know what they are saying?
@pelimies1818 Жыл бұрын
..just warm than pan, so the air inside expands.. Stay in school kids!
@misplaced78582 ай бұрын
How the heck does a lid stick on a pan like that? I've never seen something like that before.
@Iam_Dunn2 ай бұрын
The stuff was hot, when it cooled it created a vacuum. Just heat the stuff back up.
@novichkovvАй бұрын
Oh, you have a potentially lethal decease, how could you get it, you're ruining my plans!
@misanthrophex Жыл бұрын
5:48 this is why you learn science in school kids. just pop it into the freezer and it will shrink and I'm sure it would be opened
@Iam_Dunn2 ай бұрын
6:38 …. If this happens to you, just heat it back up then the lid will come off. duhhhh.
@Timber_wolf852 жыл бұрын
I've never forgot an anniversary
@equim73632 жыл бұрын
What is anniversary?
@FirstLast-numba1 Жыл бұрын
6:05 reheat the pan on the stove so the air will expand.
@alant9568 ай бұрын
Bro…..heat the pot back up! A piece of me died watching that shite…seriously
@metalmadsenАй бұрын
4:54 and they say romance is dead 😂
@anthonymadril12102 жыл бұрын
3:00 Dude turned around with a shark fin on his face DAMN!
@seattle19812 жыл бұрын
5:05 Please tell me there is a part 2
@endTHEhegemony_Today2 жыл бұрын
Its locked and the car's going 90
@eve_lou Жыл бұрын
5:03 oh my gosh
@jessehickman668 Жыл бұрын
Put the pan on the fire so it heats up and expands
@minidan393 Жыл бұрын
5:50 i cant tell if thats frosen or its just stuck
@dylanseguenot18562 жыл бұрын
At 4:01 when she throw the bucket, i heard a big Cheh
@michaelbaker55012 жыл бұрын
I feel like the Disney employee could’ve waited for them to finish and he didn’t have to run and grab the ring out of the guy’s hand
@Artsyca2 жыл бұрын
Totally
@proline44792 жыл бұрын
total prick , just let them finish on such a big day for both of them
@erato992 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. The employee is a fvcking dork to be enforcing the rules like that. Just wait and ask them to step down once she said yes and hugged/kissed.
@haydendawson27582 жыл бұрын
@InvisibleChains wtf
@GamingintheAM08012 жыл бұрын
Yeah, people who have worked at Disney parks say that employees absolutely are not supposed to take items from guests.
@50H3i1 Жыл бұрын
Girl in the thumbnsil looks odly familiar 🤔
@josephgrimminck6855 Жыл бұрын
I cringe whenever I see the little pooper scooper steal that woman's ring
@jackahorey2354 Жыл бұрын
5:49 Can I suggest no home schooling for the child?
@professionaltaxevader4638 Жыл бұрын
2:05 song?
@Dairyscientist3 ай бұрын
Katy Perry - Dark horse
@VultureClone10 ай бұрын
4:53 Dude does not like his wife....
@jasi55342 жыл бұрын
wtf disney
@randomgetrankehalter4909 Жыл бұрын
ma... :eyes:
@Beef_Unit_Supreme2 жыл бұрын
At this point, do I even gotta say it?
@groowanderer2 жыл бұрын
It was me. Not sorry.
@ChangeBegins9661 Жыл бұрын
At this point, do we even care?
@WonBrainCell2 жыл бұрын
How is anniversary guy still eating solid food?
@serenitynow85 Жыл бұрын
Everything is a cringe compilation if you look hard enough
@fhlostonparaphrase2 жыл бұрын
5:20 I know its not the point, but why would you call your girlfriend "dude" or "bro"?😛
@ozthewizard1 Жыл бұрын
1:36 sauce?
@kapsi Жыл бұрын
3:32 it's nice of that mom to say "never mind" instead of screaming at the girl while she's crying and cleaning up the mess, don't ask me how I know
@kenfu9334 Жыл бұрын
the micky mouse guy that took the ring and kicked them out was bad a.. respect
@jimmyredd Жыл бұрын
I assume the a there stands for autist?
@youraverageoperator Жыл бұрын
2:16 I'd do the same thing.
@SpookyHelder6 ай бұрын
So many of these are just staged and therefore not entertaining
@josephgrimminck68552 жыл бұрын
I prolly would have gotten kicked out of Disney. That dude at the 40 second mark had a lot of restraint to not murder that ring snatching little B
@RASTATOKI4202 жыл бұрын
HELLO MOFO😁👋👋
@emjhu34862 жыл бұрын
4:52 Is that supposed to be funny?
@misswendyjane49922 жыл бұрын
Dude didn't die. I remember couple of years ago a woman got stuck in one and died from exposure.
@vracaze2 жыл бұрын
@@misswendyjane4992 exposure to what lmao?
@misswendyjane49922 жыл бұрын
@@vracaze Exposure to the weather ding dong - they froze to death.
@basic_r Жыл бұрын
3:33 this hits different in February 2023. That's like $20 he smashed into his head at the end.
@Paramurasaki2 жыл бұрын
Bro, you are stealing the content from another channel :/
@thrillereighties82412 жыл бұрын
00:45 so Disney is not only out to destroy the film industry. They even ruin people's special moments.
@misswendyjane49922 жыл бұрын
They were attention seeking morons - don't go behind a gated area so you can go on stage thinking people will be interested or impressed with you.
@jasonbourn19192 жыл бұрын
This is a rerun.Lame
@recoveringmillennial96958 ай бұрын
8:00 Family is dependent on who is the most intolerant to deal with.
@GPS379 Жыл бұрын
COVID
@shanehumberstone52622 жыл бұрын
Wow that Disney guy would have been picking his teeth up off the floor if I’d been there proposing
@skeetsmcgrew32822 жыл бұрын
Like literally lucky to leave there on his on two feet let alone untouched
@joeshmoe16312 жыл бұрын
Even though he deff was in the wrong, it's prob punishment enough that he will never be able to walk around that park again in ease. People will remember him and what he did.
@ChangeBegins9661 Жыл бұрын
I love the enthusiasm but we all know that ain't happening Shane 🤣 me on the other hand sheesh that boy better be getting decent Disney medical insurance
@daviddavidsonn3578 Жыл бұрын
why would you propose at a KID AMUSEMENT PARK??? HELLO???
@shanehumberstone5262 Жыл бұрын
@@daviddavidsonn3578 people will do what people want to do regardless of where they are
@theblackbaron41192 жыл бұрын
How did he mistake a pregnancy test with a COVID test? They are fundamentally different.
@bizjak32462 жыл бұрын
@OakYT82 жыл бұрын
First
@omnom24552 жыл бұрын
🇵🇸
@erato992 жыл бұрын
Is that Disney employee for real? And how do you find someone to hire that is so dedicated to silly arbitrary rules that he would sprint over to ruin a couple’s engagement? The “happiest place on earth” treats their customers like trespassers on their property. 🤦♂️
@buzza20772 жыл бұрын
Very real! Was just in the news like last week. While kid was right that people aren't allowed on the stage. He was fired because he broke lots of their rules. Like never touch a patron, never take an item out of a patrons hands and never interrupt a photo or proposal or something along the lines.
@erato992 жыл бұрын
@@buzza2077 Thanks. That employee completely overreacted for the situation. Disney should apologize and put that couple up at a resort for their honeymoon.
@Apudurangdinya2 жыл бұрын
@@erato99 nope, next time ask first or make prior notice to staff
@erato992 жыл бұрын
@@Apudurangdinya No normal person thinks that Disney employee acted reasonably. Reprimand them afterwards ffs.
@NinjaBassMan2 жыл бұрын
@@erato99 Reasonably, he didn’t. Without reason though? That’s not true. That guy clearly was tasked with keeping that area clear for those that did request and reserve a time slot for proposals and these guests specifically interfered with his job. He could’ve handled it better, but honestly after telling couples like them not to do it for probably the 50th time that week, I don’t blame him at all.
@feYslYa2 жыл бұрын
5:05 the world needs more of that guy... not
@monomunky20092 жыл бұрын
how are americans even alive?
@SuperNiceteeth2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for shoving anime in my face as if people didn't do that enough already when it looks like complete shit.
@GracUntoYou2 жыл бұрын
Isiah 57:4 Whom do you ? Against whom do you make a wide mouth And stick out the tongue? Are you not children of transgression, Offspring of falsehood, Matthew 18:35 My heavenly Father will also do the same to you, if each of you does not forgive his brother from your heart.” Matthew 6:14 For if you forgive others for their transgressions, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. Mark 11:25 Whenever you stand praying, forgive, if you have anything against anyone, so that your Father who is in heaven will also forgive you your transgressions
@donvancu Жыл бұрын
disney episode was cringe af.. .that staff could have wait 3 minutes until that dude should seal his fate for life.. .but mickey mouse was trying to rescue him from that proposal...but...failed later....life goes on..dude is in home dungeon forever
@YtCondonesAnimalAbuse Жыл бұрын
So there are these nasty cereal machines in frat houses. Another reason to dislike those places, before this I just thought them to hold all the air head students..