People Failed In The Kitchen So Badly

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

How does someone forget something in a microwave FOR A FRICKIN' WEEK??

[@laceygracey0]

I have done it! 🤣 I don't use the microwave very often at all. My daughter wanted leftovers one day, (which was a once in a lifetime occurrence) right before I made dinner and I went to switch over laundry, started folding it, got busy, she was playing with her leap pad, and apparently wasn't that hungry because she forgot too.

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

@@laceygracey0 Oh, no, no, no. We do NOT mess around on leftover surprise day!

[@redfailhawk]

have done this, was travelling, forgot breakfast in the microwave the day before leaving. I think I did something similar at college over winter break my second year. have also left breakfast in the microwave and remembered halfway to work. dogs were happy about this one--texted the first person to be home and the girls got it. felt bad but hey my pup seemed to not mind.

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

@@redfailhawk Yeah, I would sincerely doubt that the dog would complain there.

[@laceygracey0]

@@CommodoreFloopjack78 I don't either! I absolutely hate wasting food. My kids father and I eat leftovers, but the only leftovers my kids willingly eat is Chinese food and Kraft Mac n cheese lol

[@HaloHighlightz]

1:18 PSA: I just watched one of those “what’s something you don’t do because of your industry” TikTok’s and an ear nose and throat doc said don’t use wire brushes to clean your grill; she’s done surgeries to remove wires that were still on the grill when it was fired up then got caught in the food and was eaten 😮‍💨

[@sandrafaith]

12:47 How do you simultaneously burn burgers and leave them raw...

[@themetalslayer2260]

for a birthday at work my mother (she worked by night in a small clinic) had cooked a cake at home, when she arrived at work her and her colleagues decided it was a good idea to warm a little the cake while while visiting their patients and when they came back to the clinic's kitchen (where they used to eat) they found the cake's topping strange...it was the candles. Another fun story about my mother's abilities to cook : she had prepared a chocolate cake and the cake was strangely....nearly liquid (but edible)....she had forgotten flour

[@_dumplingd]

how does someone forget a pizza in an oven for a year🤣

[@scillaburton2965]

I had the same question 🤣🤣🤣

[@sandrafaith]

Nah, I think that the guy posted that a year ago, he left the pizza in the oven too long. Not that it was in there a year.

[@ChenAnshuAC]

lol

[@sandrafaith]

9:16 At least there's a Roomba, a vacuum cleaner, and a hand broom/dustpan right there...?

[@princecharon]

I feel better about my poor cooking skills now, thanks. (Admittedly, I did make the 'hard boil eggs and forget about them because I took a nap' mistake several times when I was a teenager. Haven't done that in decades, but it's not something my little sister will let me forget.)

[@domundtgregor6683]

12:08 Aluminum's melting point is 1220 °F ... do you cook your pizza in an industrial furnace?

[@dianaklien1560]

I am thinking aluminum foil isn’t being made the way it use to.

[@thebigmystery7841]

That bread without yeast looks like it was gonna get wrapped up in a leaf and taken with some hobbits to isengard.

[@maddoctor99]

00:30. To be fair, that kitchen clearly looked grim and dirty BEFORE the coffee pot exploded…

[@sandrafaith]

2:17 I don't think this person left the pizza in the oven for a year... I think that about a year before the post, they left the pizza in the oven too long.

[@kathleenallen7498]

That goldfish cracker casserole looked good

[@blacksunshine5758]

If you make dishes to put in the freezer to bake later, put in a 1 or 2 gallon freezer bag and freeze flat. When you are ready, bake it in a metal pan. Despite what they tell you, Pyrex can’t handle the temp changes like you think it can.

[@ChenAnshuAC]

0:17 This looks like my intestines

[@deanwheeler5969]

some of these people should probably not be out in public without a helmet and carer

[@Islacrusez]

PSA: don’t microwave eggs at all. That yolk don’t fuck around.

[@bunny4O4]

That's why u stir add milk, put them in a bowl, and then microwave🔓🔒

[@maryduchock7752]

If you put something in the fridge in a glass pan, try to let it come to room temperature before putting it in the oven... or the glass might break🙃

[@jen-lnicole2043]

Same with from the oven to the fridge.. I always protect the glass

[@maryduchock7752]

@@jen-lnicole2043 right, right, right..... we shall educate the uneducated on glass pans and quick changes in temperature.

[@kareneastman9695]

How do some glass lids just explode /Shatter into food,on a stove???That is a cheap glass oven door.😲The Blue waffles still look great.🙂I 'm not sure that hard boiled eggs should be put in a freezer. I think they should be put into a bowl of cold water and soon after in to an empty bowl.🙂I would never get Black pepper and Cinnamon mixed up.🙂Put plenty of maple syrup on your pancakes she cooked.Why does Dild dressing resemble caramel syrup??😲

[@SweetFamilyLifeVlog]

thats not a fail that a GIANT COOKIE!!!! 5:21

[@Mudhooks]

A co-worker once put popcorn in the microwave in the lunchroom, pressed 20 minutes, not 2, left the room and promptly for got about it. The stench of incinerated popcorn and burned microwave was what alerted everyone to the problem. The entire office, basically the entire floor of the building smelled like burned popcorn for weeks. The lunch room was the worst. He bought a new microwave and a memo came out that no popcorn was to be cooked in the lunchroom.

[@kathrynellison5636]

I can't stand the smell of microwave popcorn even when it's done right. That's gross

[@ashurmom2969]

Which brings me to my next point kids, don’t smoke crack

[@janetduncan87]

I guess I'm a snob about cooking. These fails are seriously bad. I'm no expert, but I was cooking at the age of 12. I've seriously never made anything remotely this bad happen..lol

[@inganorden1816]

Janet Duncan, me too. My great-grandmother and later my grandmother taught me how to cook and bake (simple stuff, and always supervised) as soon as I could handle it without injuring myself. We didn't have many kitchen appliances; food was chopped, whipped, and stirred by hand. I am forever grateful for those kitchen sessions. It's sad that many of us don't have the time anymore (except for holidays) to make meals from scratch.

[@janetduncan87]

@@inganorden1816 I've fallen into that trap. I felt guilty.. Now I'm cooking for only 2, and we eat the leftovers..My grandmother was an amazing cook. You don't get as big as she was and not be a great cook!! Especially her pies!!! Saw a girl on TicToc trying to open those canned biscuits with a can opener..lol You can tell who was left to raise themselves..

[@inganorden1816]

@@janetduncan87 Oh yes, I know what you mean! Those cans,with dough can be a bit treacherous, though. My great-grandmother made an incredible apple pie, not round, but rectangular, with cinnamon and raisins. And those holiday cookies...! I cooked many "old world" meals for my hubby. He's gone now, sadly.

[@scillaburton2965]

Same lol. Well I was dx with Celiac at 18 and learned to make everything from scratch, I've had a few fails but nothing cooked into charcoal like these lol

[@sandrafaith]

Takeaway lessons: - Don't store anything in the oven - Always check the oven before turning it on - Don't walk away from boiling eggs - In fact, don't leave the kitchen at all if you have a tendency to forget you're cooking - Remember that plastic f--king melts - Check the label before dumping a spice, a sauce, a salad dressing onto your meal __

[@sherrygraham8650]

I can’t stand the smell of toast heated on #4 in the toaster let alone all this burnt food.

[@Random-xw1fg]

How? Toasted bread smells wonderful.

[@anneoconnor8741]

So, in Turkey and cannot get quorn. So took my last two quorn mince pasties out of the freezer and put them in the oven. Went to feed the neighbours cats, took ages to find them. Came back to virtual charcoal. So sad, jacket potato again, sometimes these cooking fails are funny, sometimes upsetting. Glad I am not the only one, but WHY my last quorn?

[@ankylosaruswrecks3189]

My condolences for your Quorn.

[@tinaharris1055]

About 25 yrs ago my kids 6,4,2,1 decided they wanted pancakes, used the biggest plastic bowl I owned and put everything under the sun in it, later that afternoon I preheated the oven for dinner and next thing we knew smoke detectors were going kitchen full of smoke, that was the first and last time I ever not checked the oven first lol 😂🤣

[@georgetrapp6666]

11:14 that's only turkey fail, if that's how you are cooking it. My guess is, that's only the defrosting process (I hope) 11:20 those look like zeppoles, not churro. 13:12 do you not know how to cook, do you want your coworkers to think that, or do you hate your coworkers? 14:38 never microwave honey, frozen or not. The bottle is never microwave safe, the honey turns crystalized when it cools, and you'll never pour it again.

[@jen-lnicole2043]

I would be embarrassed af bringing deviled eggs of that level anywhere...regardless of the food coloring

[@ameliawilder28]

You can microwave hard boiled eggs. You just have to cut it open, or poke a few holes so air can escape. I made the mistake three times. First I was younger and did not know, the other two times I just forgot. When I took it out, laid it on the counter and proceeded to cut it, it blew up on the ceiling, all the way to the other side of our massive kitchen, and a bit of egg was found the living room and even back into the microwave. The worst part was the smell of eggs and the air giving the house a raw scent. You can microwave eggs, just make sure air can escape, and be sure to microwave eggs seven to ten seconds at a time until you get the consistency you desire. I boil my eggs in a pot on the stove but there are those times where it's not cooked enough and needs some nuking.

[@craftlover2018]

Never put eggs in the microwave. It's not the pressure that makes it explode. Watch how to coook that ny Anne Reardon for more Infos

[@sandrafaith]

0:07 Well, of course purple lemonade went muddy. Purple and yellow are complementary colors on the color wheel.

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

3:29 confuses the hell outta me

[@dianaklien1560]

The moldy sauce one? My guess is she doesn’t use a whole jar and puts the left over in the fridge for another meal or two. Usually she checks to make sure it is still good, but this time she didn’t and it was bad.

[@tori_aviator]

4:20 what? Its not bad, its creative

[@renafielding945]

Weevils is just extra protein. Add parsley for aesthetics.

[@lanaj1107]

I'm guilty of leaving eggs to boil and forgetting them when I went out to garden. What a mess and the eggs were black and adhered to the pot. But I still own and use the all clad pan. It survived! Also, apparently when I was a toddler, I put my mother's sunglasses in the oven and she turned it on. Melted plastic oy vey.

[@kyote1089]

2:18 How does someone forget a pizza in the oven for a YEAR?!? 😲

[@kyote1089]

Embarrassingly enough, I've done a few of these myself! 🤦🤣🤷

[@theironscorpion2128]

@8:49 just cut off the mold. Look up how hard cheese is made to why it's no big deal.

[@arigenz]

WHAT..SOMEONE LEFT A PIZZA IN THE OVEN FOR A YEAR?!

[@renafielding945]

Wow. I have done almost all of these things.

[@Mr.dunkie]

Time to make coffee bombs so I can let the liquid in my mouth as I try to catch the coffee

[@ukar69]

Beaters aren't meant for mixing dough.

[@markopolo1119]

Cool

[@JH-lo9ut]

I estimate 80% of these fails are related to cannabis intoxication.

[@komikbookgeek]

Or alcohol intoxication or night shifters falling asleep trying to make themselves food. Sleep deprivation is no joke it will fuck you up. I am no longer allowed to cook if I'm home alone after working because I have set the oven on fire twice and burn things burned pot so on

[@heron531]

@@komikbookgeek It can also be due to doing something else and utterly forgetting--getting side tracked can happen--I've done it before--blew up hard boiled eggs in the microwave (stupid I know) but there ya go.

[@bambitopaz]

1:12 - Why would glasses be in the oven? 🤔

[@beverlycarswell5291]

I was wondering that myself. Maybe a kid put them there.

[@markopolo1119]

how can you think of that

[@daveslave7858]

Looks like glass isnt very good for cooking with

[@tori_aviator]

Well, i guess, i not so bad in cook

[@jenniferchappell7255]

hold up no you could have died if you put controllers in the oven theye can explode and destroy the kitchen no no how did the battery not explode

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