"People on Facebook Say Stupid Stuff" | Maz Jobrani - I Come in Peace

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[@Mazjobrani]

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[@Tryard15]

Lol habibi , hanger wasn't the only weapon, they used flip-flops as snipers too ....

[@LaylaNeight]

What about cables............lol

[@uchaEHT]

Leather belt... don't forget that one hahaha

[@hwoarang2692]

Fiki EHT oh fuck i remember how my grandpa hit me with a leather belt,and he was a militarian. damn :D

[@hwoarang2692]

***** yeah,my grandfather was an alcoholic.it was painful to sit on the chair in the school :))

[@YesThatsMeh]

Abdul Almutairi hoses too lol

[@sabrajuma817]

I'm legit dying out of laughter "let's go home is hanger time" 😂😂😂😂

[@kanchanverma1039]

Sabra Juma what is wrong with u....I was 3 floors away😂😂😂

[@blackplague7660]

I saw one of Maz's videos.. now I think I'm addicted.. shit..

[@Mazjobrani]

+Athy Abhyankar 😂 much love buddy don't forget to subscribe & we'll keep the good times rolling on a weekly basis!

[@DarkAngel2010]

Athy Abhyankar that's happened to too.. 😁 now I'm subscring his channel

[@Mazjobrani]

DarkAngel201032 Nothing but love my friend thank you!

[@TheNiroBlack]

That TED talk got to me man :'D same boat

[@Mazjobrani]

Niro Black Much love Niro thanks bud!

[@TravelwithPavel]

So true, you can't say anything now, because everybody gets offended.

[@GiratinaGX]

+Pavel Moravec Hey, fuck you man, I'm offended by this.

[@TravelwithPavel]

Mega Lucario you joking right?

[@GiratinaGX]

+Pavel Moravec obviously lol

[@ShwetaKGowda]

yeah. most people are suffering from offendititis these days.

[@akifkhan5680]

+shweta smile hey that's offensive to people with offenditis

[@sicparvismagna9110]

"Secret agent service for suicidal president” i am dead 😂 2:55

[@blythe5576]

Wow when you click the time it shows him really glitchy lol

[@manuchehrmukhidinov7111]

I was just 3 floors away

[@rogemillecastillo3183]

"We're going to clean your attitude." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnasap777]

I believe all kids who were brought up by strict parents grew a very sarcastic sense of humor look at Russel Peters or you Maz; indeed you are so funny

[@ArthurKnight1899]

every asian can relate

[@dr.brainy2005]

look at Jo Koy ! add him to the list

[@Skeptic_Awe]

You are truly talented man.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Sairaj Bibinagar your support means the world Sairaj thanks buddy!

[@vedantkhetan2923]

Bro true one of the best out there. He doesn't use vulgar jokes etc just brilliant delivery along with great punchlines. Superb 🤠

[@salimnadaf5847]

I am from India still i can relate and understand all of your middle eastern jokes . You are one of the best stand up comedians I've seen . Amazing .

[@somethingtosay1119]

It’s so funny because it’s so true. I can’t stop laughing and thinking about all the times that I would go shopping with my mom and she would ditch me!

[@brownwallet942]

Ahahahah I'm a Filipino and when I was a kid my grandmother use to discipline me with a hanger! Lol 😂

[@Mazjobrani]

oh man +brownwallet942 so you know how brutal it is

[@asmakhan5850]

Maz, You know how to make people laugh without swearing or without being vulgar in any way. Keep it up. Lots of love and respect from India. *subscribes right away*

[@amanpasha8990]

Asma Khan how is Pakistan?

[@bhavikbhatt8346]

Asma Khan do you muslim understand english. Even when you're girl

[@mitrarahbarzade1971]

Asma Khan without swearing is impossible even maz does it

[@asmach88]

I'm from algeria and we have the same name 😘😘😘

[@salamvisitmychannel3672]

@@bhavikbhatt8346 Yes, we do and with nice accent as well.

[@kinjalbhar3296]

"I feel like a SS agent for a suicidal president." LOL that got me so hard!

[@Samts16]

as a preschool teacher of 2+ class, i totally get the secret service agent thing.. 100% legit !!!

[@dr.brainy2005]

The part about kids being their own enemies is so true! my nephew drinks everything regardless of how safe the environment is and the worst thing he has done was drinking colognes and perfumes, the weirder thing is him liking the taste. Now we operate in a house with. a sign of "cologne/perfume free zone"

[@rbeeoh1995]

it's hanger time LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@uchaEHT]

Just explored your channel. I love the way you drag the audience. Peace and support from Indonesia :)

[@madesomabali]

Yo Indonesia!

[@supermariothecanecorso1521]

excuse me my mother...I'm from the Iran hahahahaha crack me up

[@arnlaish3940]

Man I am laughing my ass off right now😂.

[@Mazjobrani]

+arn laish thanks for the support buddy nothing but love!

[@pouranmalekzadeh9122]

The mall thing, LOL!! So true, my sister and I would have to keep track of my mom at the mall because she would just bounce without us.

[@chfgbp6098]

Good Mom. she s done a good job. :)

[@varunvijayan9437]

his eyes went damp while talking about his mom in the department store

[@amiramir-bh5dk]

You killed it man. Waiting for your new performance.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brownsuger4670]

I'm from iran no English 😂😂😂😂

[@awanz9794]

"I'm from Iran",is grammatically correct.The definite article 'the' doesn't apply in this sentence.

[@I-Colt]

Calm down, the guy just quoting Maz. That's what Maz said in the video.

[@saeedmahjoori]

@@I-Colt nope Maz said "the Iran" and that is a common mistake among beginner English learners in Iran so it made it funnier :D

[@mirei3857]

It's almost 4:00 in the morning and can't stop watching your videos ❣️

[@Mazjobrani]

Thanks, Rosie!

[@mirei3857]

Maz Jobrani Arigato * Thank You* You’ve brightened up my day ❣️ THANK YOU SO MUCH for replying back‼️ THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LAUGHTERS😁 Laughter is the best medication ❣️ Sending love from Okinawa, Japan 💜

[@lalithvishnu2349]

Ohhh...man...I love this guy...I am addicted to his speech....

[@Mazjobrani]

+Lalith Vishnu this guy loves YOU!

[@mariusgw4631]

man,I love this guy

[@thevenus6520]

Oh My God!! I'm gonna die from laughing LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D Well, I agree with you totally!

[@vibinvijayakumar2110]

3:56 this is sooo cute and hilarious at the same time i broke out laughing literally lol’ed

[@mohamedgani877]

Indian moms mostly uses sweepers and whatever things next to them at the time 😂

[@iamdee2615]

The way our parents discipline us before, we looked back, it turned us into a better person, there’s no trauma nor fear...

[@aviraren]

Oh boy did I have some good cleaning of attitude back in the day. Seriously it's good for you

[@Mazjobrani]

+Ranya Bouayadi 😂😂 oh the old days!

[@suliatube2010]

Hanger time 😂😂😂😂 you must had been through slippers time as well

[@riyatanveer9983]

I love you maz, cnt stop watching your videoes... addicted 😀

[@markanthony4563]

i like that maz never or seldomly use the F word. that is what i dislike about russel.

[@janakhalil7713]

your such a funny comedian i love how he embraces all aspects of society and delves into modern day issues 😊

[@Mazjobrani]

Appreciate you +Jana Khalil

[@SHEILATIC]

Hanger LOOOL ~~~ I Miss Hanger so much although I've never been disciplined with that...but many people around me have!

[@Mazjobrani]

Oh man +SHEILATIC it's brutal I'll tell you...

[@meajacman9216]

you are so funny😂 I am in dubai and watching your show makes me laugh and a stress reliever for me... thank you

[@Mazjobrani]

+Mea Manjac thank YOU Mae I appreciate it! Don't forget to subscribe so we can laugh together every Tuesday :)

[@mario6sic6]

Ive never seen a Swedish crowd so rowdy and animated!

[@amirmohammadganji485]

I think you are the most underrated comedian in history.Still damet garm!

[@ntinosvoidonikolas1232]

Maz when you describe persian you remind me the old greek familys ..you re the best god bless you!!

[@MrNovallo]

Maz, you are such a natural. You're really likeable and even more funny. Thank you so much. I'm glad that I happened to have found you here. I'm telling others about you!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Ralph Novallo much love Ralph thanks for subscribing, commenting, & sharing. I appreciate you buddy!

[@tariqalmutairi9788]

Lets go home son , its hanger time ;)

[@luckyrathore495]

congrats maz , you got urself one more addict :D keep it up

[@Mazjobrani]

+lucky rathore nothing but love buddy thank you! I couldn't do it without you

[@amiramir-bh5dk]

Perfect🤣🤣🤣🤣one of the best of your performances.

[@nasseralduraibi33]

Man I just become addicted to your clips.. whenever I get break I just watch one and laugh.. thanks Mazyar *in ur dad accent* lol

[@Mazjobrani]

+Nasser Alduraibi thanks buddy much love!

[@samistaj]

Maz, your videos are amazing man. really funny and relatable.

[@sreyamajumder9824]

I cannot stop watching your videos. It's an addiction at this point.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Sreya Majumder much love Sreya I appreciate you tremendously! Thanks for subscribing, watching, and commenting! :)

[@umam2770]

I just came across one of ur performance n could not stop myself from watching all your videos ..you're great☺☺

[@umam2770]

love from India

[@Mazjobrani]

+uma M nothing but love back! Thank you! YOU are great!

[@umam2770]

+Maz Jobrani 😊😊☺ thank you.. keep up the good work...n keep inspiring

[@Mazjobrani]

uma M much love thanks buddy!

[@akshaydeshmukh01]

So true maz, u are great and wonderful man 👨

[@Mazjobrani]

+कल्पक thanks buddy!

[@saramesves9372]

WHY ISN'T THIS GUY FAMOUS YET.. AMAZING CONTENT HAHAHAH

[@Egirl_Slayer]

This is the best thing to watch during quarantine! Legit dying in here!

[@the07pattyvonne]

Now facebook has "See Memories" 😂

[@yannimohamed2349]

Just the right amount of comedy, man. Love all your stuff :D

[@alexkingston]

I got whacked with the hangar too or else it was whatever my mom could get a hold off. I feel you, Maz. Lol

[@LEK-we2hh]

Belt ))) It worked am a good man

[@noorkhoury4978]

When u do something wrong away from ur mom but then a flying hanger comes and hits u repeatedly with no mom in sight #magicMomPowers

[@JohnWick-pr2be]

Yap when I was young my mom hit me with hanger also but she is very generous. She let chose what colour I want. Thx mom

[@hb1075]

I started watching him yesterday and I've seen every video. I'm honesty addicted especially because I'm Kuwaiti and I can relate to most things 😂😂

[@Mazjobrani]

+Hamad Al-Barrak much love buddy I appreciate you!

[@semonsaji7803]

I love his videos and now I am addicted

[@msnicky69]

just started listening to your shows...awesome stuff and great sense of humor... keep up the great work...!!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Milan Sharma thanks Milan much love! Your last name is so close to shawarma it made me hungry

[@msnicky69]

Haha.. cool...!!

[@alibarznji2000]

I absolutely love this

[@owaiz85]

Hey Maaz... Ur videos are so addictive man.!! And that Hanger time!! lol.. Outstanding. I would like to watch the full videos...

[@ieltswinners1]

You are the best Maz. Witty, funny, creative and a lot more...

[@jayarajjohnson2476]

A Great Comedian & A Great Human being.

[@NishitSoniYT]

You're hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@genisbibin8292]

All your stand-up comedies are insanely hilarious and amazing as HELL! 😄👍

[@sexyboy98231]

That dance at the start though 😂😂

[@iraqikurd93]

This guy is genius!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+iraqikurd much love bud thanks for watching

[@myahardonn1250]

...my poor parents. They could not even go to sleep without waking up to a disaster! In fact, I thought my name was 'Queen Godzilla' til I was 5 yrs...(LOL) ; > ...

[@NehaPurohit671]

m addicted to this Guy

[@tanansatpal]

You are awesome man....Love the stuff...

[@Mazjobrani]

+Satpal Tanan nothing but love my friend I appreciate you! YOU are awesome!

[@FarnazTaherimotlagh]

well done man. keep going. we love you

[@vamsikosuri5892]

Great stuff man, brilliant

[@Mazjobrani]

+vamsi kosuri much love my man YOU are brilliant

[@lovelifelovelife22]

I love you Maz ..you are so funny 😂😂

[@SideQuestSensei]

Wow, a famous hanger victim? At least I'm not alone. Been a fan for a long time Maaz, took too long to comment since I hesitated too, like that guy in another video of yours (no, I really am not Iranian), keep up the fabulous work.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Sam R2D2 thanks Sam I appreciate you!

[@nadiam6890]

Kudos Maz, that was hilarious and I'm sure a lot of people can relate to that 👏👍✨🌈

[@jeffyjohn8820]

Nice presentation.. good job

[@Rizaldjohan]

hahahaa. I just found Maz and cracked up at his jokes. Love his jokes so much as I experienced many of his stories myself :))

[@marizivar4684]

Hanger time. that was just ahead of it's time. It's hanger time at my house every two weeks lmao

[@redDuck757]

Great show. I wish I were there

[@nanya7]

may allah bless y for a smile u gave us 😁

[@abhinavv04]

you are truly talented. appreciate that.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Abhinav Vivekanand I appreciate YOU Abhinav. Thanks for the love buddy & don't forget to subscribe :)

[@ankitsinghpundir3178]

big fan man jst in 2 days of watchng ur videos

[@mayurakshidas6513]

Maz you are hilarious.Lots of Love from Assam, India.

[@asheeshgupta5999]

you're awesome man😊

[@thatmichiganguy]

So damm right!

[@wiam3569]

i love this Guy 😂💟💟

[@Mazjobrani]

+Wi Meow this guy loves you!

[@Benzijune]

Maziar you still don’t behave sometimes! 😂😂🥰👍💋🙏🇮🇷❤️🇺🇸

[@admuscat3025]

this man is brilliant

[@LadyBabylonMusic]

I can relate to the hanger time and how offended people get over dumb stuff.

[@drshafeen2130]

you are soo so good ..we love you from kashmir !!!!!

[@raja777m]

"2 year olds can change into a weapon", remind me of Stewie griffin, from the Family Guy.

[@dexterlina5735]

مازیار دوستت داریم. We love you Maz ♥️

[@omarshariff5827]

I saw ur evry video man😂 damn ur great

[@Bustamamgendut]

dude, you are totally right about peoples being sensitive in Facebook.. in Malaysia, we had some term for a person who is busybody. We called the Mak Cik Bawang (Onion Aunty) or Mak Cik Facebook (Facebook Aunty)

[@LittleMissArabXX]

I LOVE YOU MAZ!!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+‫آلجۅد‬‎ I love you too, my friend!

[@mxcaltrz]

DON'T TRUST MAZ. HE SAID "MY FRIEND" XD

[@Regfds21]

Maz you keep your jokes clean but keep you're audience well entertained I've been watching all of your awesome videos .please perform in India

[@Mazjobrani]

+Rohith Rao much love my friend!

[@JIN223ful]

Maz thank you for a great performance. 👍

[@Mazjobrani]

+JIN223ful thank you my friend for the support I appreciate it!