Hot damn, I knew people could be horrible, but this takes the cake
@bruisedchampions10045 жыл бұрын
(~ o ^ o)~ *puts cake back *
@bdggames8875 жыл бұрын
I like how she just goes straight into the video, unlike other KZbinrs that spend 3 minutes talking.
@annaclaire.94745 жыл бұрын
You 69 likes and I don't wanna change that.
@radioactive_baby5 жыл бұрын
@@annaclaire.9474 sadly it's been changed
@annaclaire.94745 жыл бұрын
@@radioactive_baby I know. *Tear*
@lemonlover225 жыл бұрын
Ya stop copy other peoples comm
@lilliansmith94095 жыл бұрын
@@lemonlover22 really? Even if they did so what why does it matter?
@thenightengaleworld95765 жыл бұрын
I'm just imaging that women saying "baby, The angels told to have an affair." Like, wut..?
@princejake95715 жыл бұрын
Men would say that too. :/ My old preacher told my mother that he needed to "do things" to her because Jesus told him he should. It was fucked up. He was an 80 year old.
@mariellearian2304 жыл бұрын
Bramble X “THERE IS NO WHAT IF! I AM PREGNANT! And it’s baby Jesus...”
@e.m.rivera89484 жыл бұрын
i just stared at the screen like... ok?
@e.m.rivera89484 жыл бұрын
@@princejake9571 ugh thats the worst, they use Jesus's name in their lies to convince ppl... so sick
@eijroukirishima5945 жыл бұрын
He wasn't the one because.... He was a potato chip and I ate him ..
@evellynh.79915 жыл бұрын
Oh I see. I’m sorry for your... unfortunate loss
@eijroukirishima5945 жыл бұрын
@@evellynh.7991 thanks o(╥﹏╥)o
@rosepetunia18295 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Did it taste good though?
@eijroukirishima5945 жыл бұрын
@@rosepetunia1829 he was my boyfriend ;c And he was absolutely delicious.
@rosepetunia18295 жыл бұрын
+ Palex TheOne Sorry to hear that. To make ya feel better... Once my sister saw a spider while eating spaghetti and wanted to be its friend. So she gave it a meatball and it fell and died cause it got squashed by a meatball... Sigh... Making friends is always tuff.
@Be111adonna5 жыл бұрын
Crazy waman:i can see in the future! Law person:well OK that settles this you get the kids Me:.......OK then
@insertrandomusername34025 жыл бұрын
just natsukii woman*
@why-vi5ew5 жыл бұрын
@@insertrandomusername3402 r/wooosh
@_Starzy5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@wutkai5 жыл бұрын
I guess Karen took the kids huh?
@insertrandomusername34025 жыл бұрын
Kawaiikitty UwU r/wooosh? Are you actually stupid? Woosh is when i dont understand the joke. I do and i just wanted to correct it. Next time get your facts straight 8 year old.
@e.ggaming30925 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate the fact she has the shortest intro ☺️
@sushiwolf51825 жыл бұрын
The moment I realised that I should never date...was when u found cup noodles If you don't get it it's a joke saying that I used to have a crush, but left them for cup noodles
@jaythewolfshowl.82255 жыл бұрын
NOODLES ARE BETTER!THAN THEM HAVE A GOOD DAY!
@AnimeRayanne5 жыл бұрын
This makes me think of Gladio from final fantasy xv
@h.slat06845 жыл бұрын
Title:People who realised their partner wasn't the one Me:FoOd WiLl AlWaYs bE dA OnE
@hangesgirlfriend80805 жыл бұрын
What if they get you food
@fortnitequeen18665 жыл бұрын
ShüshuuX X perfect guy would be the one who Lubs me and gets me food.
@darkknight44075 жыл бұрын
You have to eat the food but love is love
@jaythewolfshowl.82255 жыл бұрын
YAS PREACH IT SISTER!/BROTHER! YOU THE KING/QUEEN! HAVE A NICE DAY!
@Sans-gf4gp5 жыл бұрын
Until it gives you the grossest aftertaste.
@brooklynstephenson31965 жыл бұрын
The moment you figure out your bff and ur bf sleep together: *you throw frozen lemons and punches at them for making your life miserable*
@oofoof82644 жыл бұрын
When life gives u lemons u gotta throw them at people that makes ur life a misery
@leiliabug52404 жыл бұрын
No, you call in Saitama and ask him to use his serious side steps.
@rxynela4 жыл бұрын
@@oofoof8264 When life gives you lemons you squeeze them in someone's eyes.
@js83035 жыл бұрын
I’m single so I can’t relate to this😂😂
@ok.47205 жыл бұрын
Single is sometimes the best life XD
@js83035 жыл бұрын
Gacha Macey that’s true
@js83035 жыл бұрын
Nyima Suya true XD
@Stlbluesgirl1015 жыл бұрын
Videos like these make me happy I am single
@js83035 жыл бұрын
Sammie Nicole same! I’m glad I haven’t have to go through this
@ka4dd5 жыл бұрын
*roses are red,* *violets aren't blue* *never cheat on kyutie,* *or the fam is coming for you.*
@d4llas3453 жыл бұрын
soldier Strawberry ready for instruction, sir.
@birbtail68145 жыл бұрын
i like how she.... 1: Doesn't SCREAM WHEN SHE TALKS! 2: goes straight into the video, instead of talking for 10 minutes.
@japanpanda21795 жыл бұрын
3. her Australian accent
@morecheapcoffee5 жыл бұрын
Honey listen listen listen. I did have an affair, BUT the Angels told me to do it.
@jashaaa45935 жыл бұрын
*yes, the so called angels*
@rida70145 жыл бұрын
Hi. If you see this, you are amazing! You're the best! (Just don't cheat or be mean to people!)❤
@hangesgirlfriend80805 жыл бұрын
Thanks bruh
@vilmaescamillas91215 жыл бұрын
Sherr
@rida70145 жыл бұрын
☻☻☻
@fortnitequeen18665 жыл бұрын
Can I beat up the girl who kissed my bf and broke my leg and made me get suspended for no reason?
@nat-eb1pl5 жыл бұрын
@@fortnitequeen1866 yeah
@rina22375 жыл бұрын
Omg your hair already got longer at least that’s what it looks like btw I’ve bin watching you for 4 years now because I’m 12
@orb1tthemoon5 жыл бұрын
Her channel hasnt even been up for 4 years. Nice try tho
@assdead38385 жыл бұрын
@@orb1tthemoon ARMYYY
@zephyr-.5 жыл бұрын
@@orb1tthemoon lmao
@zephyr-.5 жыл бұрын
@@orb1tthemoon her channel was started in 2010
@kt270665 жыл бұрын
Her oldest video is from 3 years ago...
@hadiyabah85905 жыл бұрын
I love these videos! They are simply her reactions but I find these entertaining 😭
@ariyahthegoddess285 жыл бұрын
Omg kyu! you look so good with your hair like that :DDDD
@orb1tthemoon5 жыл бұрын
Her name’s Ellen btw
@emilynoodle81725 жыл бұрын
*This is my excuse for my complete singleness.*
@emmaangelic4875 жыл бұрын
#EarlyKyutieSquad
@jaythewolfshowl.82255 жыл бұрын
I ain't that's for sure! also HAVE A GREAT DAY!
@destinykookie66645 жыл бұрын
im definitly not -_- but i'm always late so its okie XD
@avery22305 жыл бұрын
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate her short intros. Every single time. It’s obviously not that hard, so why can’t other people do it?!?
@memeassistants92825 жыл бұрын
I love you so much! You always make me smile! Please never stoping doing what you’re doing. You’re helping people.❤️
@damayshaparker95005 жыл бұрын
5:00 my petty ass would’ve been like “nawl!” And would’ve went home and got drunk myself and cry myself to sleep bc I’m like that 😎.
@mirandawright94765 жыл бұрын
Aww these are so sad. Btw ilysm!!! Your videos are awesome!!
@yeoseulkii5 жыл бұрын
*PLOT TWIST* When the guy said "I deserve to be happy" he meant "You deserve to be cured" ❤
@crazydonutslyrics57385 жыл бұрын
KZbin is drunk *1 view* *62 likes* *5 comments*
@livingjackor5 жыл бұрын
Actually that's just the way it should be 👌
@sortedlife43325 жыл бұрын
Stop
@4Muna5 жыл бұрын
@@sortedlife4332 u stop XD
@sortedlife43325 жыл бұрын
@@4Muna -_-
@chuuya_falls2935 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t class it as a view if you haven’t watched more than 30 seconds
@glitterkoo15165 жыл бұрын
Your accent though?😔😔 It's so adorable pls 😔💜💜💜
@japanpanda21795 жыл бұрын
Ikr, Australian accents are great.
@glitterkoo15165 жыл бұрын
@@japanpanda2179 hmm I was talking about hers Hers is cute in particular
@definitelynotaflamingo97795 жыл бұрын
ex-fiancee: Don't wake me up when you get back Me: *appears out of nowhere and hits her with pillow until OP gets back*
@victoriab4675 жыл бұрын
Here after 1 minute this was uploaded😁😁😁 Jk KZbin is probably drunk and it's actually been 10 minutes Edit: wow thank you so much for the likes I've never gotten over 2 likes and one of them may or may not have been mine😶😄
@Joseph_4175 жыл бұрын
Having asthma SUCKS People who don’t have asthma are SO LUCKY
@blairrollen85874 жыл бұрын
Yep it’s true I have asthma
@lndn13655 жыл бұрын
**Slams Table** *"i dEeReVe tO bE hApPy"*
@naudiagraham59725 жыл бұрын
Her: And he slept in Jeans! Me: ... I sleep in Jeans sometimes.
@Nani-06135 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the first guy and it sucks he got cheated on , then had the kids taken away
@idk-zk7qw5 жыл бұрын
I found out he wasn’t the one because he didn’t like ramen or potato chips or literally anything I liked :,>
@alyssa67685 жыл бұрын
I love you so much Ellen, I would have been subbed for longer, but I didn't have a account but I'm so happy your still making videos.
@isabellatobin5 жыл бұрын
You smile like Min Yoongi, I love it 😂
@kpopfangirl75633 жыл бұрын
another army
@rucidastior5485 жыл бұрын
You look so cute with the pigtails. I am obsessing over you. Love you Kyutie 😍😘😘😍😘😍
@wheresmyskeleton5095 жыл бұрын
Omggg how do you do your make up so perfectly!! It's so beautiful!!💖💖💖
@arcticbreadstick_73605 жыл бұрын
This may be off topic, but I don't know if anyone else does this I think about breathing then I can't figure out how to keep breathing I just feel weird
@shakesqueeeeeeer5 жыл бұрын
Me too Mostly when I'm trying to sleep
@japanpanda21795 жыл бұрын
This only happens when I focus on breathing. Just distract yourself.
@literallyabigail18535 жыл бұрын
UGH school is starting I’m so sad 😭
@tokofukawa46545 жыл бұрын
Me too, my friend.
@tokofukawa46545 жыл бұрын
Nope. Go away Still sucks
@tokofukawa46545 жыл бұрын
Nope. Go away what does that mean lol
@tokofukawa46545 жыл бұрын
Nope. Go away Gotcha. By the way I'm a dumbass lmao sorry
@temi16295 жыл бұрын
Already started for me like on 19 August tbh school is going fine 8th grade isn’t that hard rn lol
@fawnwoods08315 жыл бұрын
Can we take a moment to enjoy her 5 second intros?
@roseschipmunk33485 жыл бұрын
My friends: my crush is that guy over there with the freckles and braces Me: he ugly My friends: ok then who is your crush? Me: she Is beautiful it has gravey with the side of mashed potatoes and the main dish is cubic steak ☺️ man she is so pretty and delicious My friends:😐😒😂 My Bestie: and she is the one for you right Jocelyn? Me: *stuffing my face with food* My Bestie: she is skinny but man does she eat a lot Me: yes it is true * chewing food* hey can you pass me that Sprite?
@zhvys26415 жыл бұрын
Good love story😂
@roseschipmunk33485 жыл бұрын
@@zhvys2641 thanks😂
@shmookiesmiles34735 жыл бұрын
I love you soo so much , you helped me when I was down by putting a smile on my face. You are such a sweet kind person and I love you so much 😊
@BookBird29635 жыл бұрын
The one about the mom who “sees angels” broke my heart. Those poor kids are being ripped from the arms of the parent less likely to harm them.
@radioactive_baby5 жыл бұрын
The thing that weirds me out about it is that, Angels wouldn't tell someone to commit adultery 🤔
@BookBird29635 жыл бұрын
@@radioactive_baby Yeah, isn't that a bad sin or something like that? (Not Christian, so I'm not sure).
@radioactive_baby5 жыл бұрын
@@BookBird2963 Yeah, it is.
@BookBird29635 жыл бұрын
@Radioactive Hufflepuff Thanks
@radioactive_baby5 жыл бұрын
@@BookBird2963 np
@typicalyounglady55465 жыл бұрын
the last one reminds me of some parent that told you that you're sick because you always on your phone whenever you complained that you're sick.
@ashyarts85165 жыл бұрын
Damn 7K on the spot Love the video Cutie ❤️
@creativejuicefordayz45575 жыл бұрын
I love ur vids :)
@r.h20355 жыл бұрын
I really like how you did your hair. But can I see the bangs more? I think the are very pretty!!❤
@dawarkhan94075 жыл бұрын
Kyutie: "I was expecting something like..uh..not dis" Me: *"same"* 😂😂
@japanpanda21795 жыл бұрын
What were you expecting?
@hangesgirlfriend80805 жыл бұрын
Love the hair! To cute! Love your videos too!
@ntebalangtosa71425 жыл бұрын
Woah... You cut your hair!!!! Wow you still look kyut ❤
@jolenemalagon81715 жыл бұрын
Love you💫❤️
@Aurochhunter5 жыл бұрын
That person who says they deserve to be happy, deserves to have their partner’s cancer transferred to them. 😡
@ge3e5 жыл бұрын
Wow cool video today... Love it!
@ord_erly5 жыл бұрын
I really that when it comes to having custody over the kids, it's always the women. Especially when the father loves them. 😭
@laurenkathryne5 жыл бұрын
Luv u kyutie
@bellanava35555 жыл бұрын
Kyutie im a fan hopefully you find the perfect partner too you deserve itthis video needs 100,000,000 pls guys
@bc11075 жыл бұрын
1 view 4 comments 57 likes 🤨
@monicajonah26585 жыл бұрын
Your hair is getting longer when time goes by I wonder what you use for your hair.i also love your video I hope you get better and I hope you don’t get sick again.
@haechansneckbroughtmebackf32325 жыл бұрын
Could you do more vids on pranking your homie with song lyrics........... Kyutie fam loves Nate🤗🤗😘😘😘😘😘
@JJ-rb2hr5 жыл бұрын
They said “bravo six going dark.”
@solamano72392 жыл бұрын
When I asked my fiancé to call me after an op, he did. I thanked him for calling because it was so nice to hear his voice and he said "well, you asked me to".
@jaslinduarte935 жыл бұрын
When ur early and u don't know what to say Yo seriously tho this vid was posted 5 minutes ago I feel so lucky Also luv ya Kyutie
@lamedrawing22515 жыл бұрын
I laughed Ugly UGLY at the first one HAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wha-
@ahilyasamaroo82445 жыл бұрын
Anybody else just likes to listen to her read
@cxffee_milk5 жыл бұрын
I like watching you react 😊
@ispilled_thetea32865 жыл бұрын
Hello! In a boring car ride glad you posted.
@fl3shlite5 жыл бұрын
I’m sick and tired of people commenting about how quick her intro is.... like everyone has commented that once on her videos we know YOU LOVE THAT SHES SECRETLY THE FLASH
@saltedfishfaei51585 жыл бұрын
This is why im single
@BLUE_FLUFF3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I sleep in jeans, I feel weird now.
@GoldenTiganda5 жыл бұрын
And this is why I'm a single Pringle
@ljvlogs65335 жыл бұрын
8:47... Kyutie is shook Hoi sorry I have no sense of humour 😂😂😂😂😂
@hipxd2684 жыл бұрын
To the first one, ANGELS DO NOT TELL YOU TO HAVE AFFAIRS
@bonelesspizza245 жыл бұрын
Your videos are awesome, funny and sometimes sad, but you... "you're breathtaking" - Keanu Reeves
@averagegenshingamer5 жыл бұрын
Your partner will never be da one because food is always 1st 2nd *AND* 3rd
@kpopfangirl75633 жыл бұрын
another army yeah😄
@dreamgirl_magic2435 жыл бұрын
Fun fact when I was a little i slept with my jeans even tho they were tight Some how idk why
@ishikeen5 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh i Love thisssssss
@itsmechickadee26395 жыл бұрын
Can u do another scary story video? I love those
@waaa-r1r5 жыл бұрын
Once I was throwing something away in my playground and my crush was talking to his friends and went up to me and asked me if I would marry him and I said no and slaped him best decision of my life 5 moths later I dressed up for something very very important with a friend of mine from my class and from other years and when I dressed up and came back in the classroom my crush said that I look pretty and then a few seconds later he said he didn't mean it like that saddest moment of my life 😭
@S.Preetz5 жыл бұрын
Firstly, im going through a spiritual awakening. So is my mum. But what that woman went through is not it! Also, I would have ignored my boyfriend if I was in that situation. I would stay at my families house and block his number. I would even throw away the drinks in my car.
@idontpostonhereanymore62425 жыл бұрын
I had a “boyfriend” when I was nine, he told me to die while we were dating. We broke up after that.
@laurenkathryne5 жыл бұрын
Wow never been so early
@martianesque42305 жыл бұрын
honestly if i were in any of these situations someone would have to hold me back or else i'll just end up beating the other dude up sksk my patience is so thin-
@typicalyounglady55465 жыл бұрын
you know what I hate? when the partner ask for a break-up and so you did, then when you get together with someone else, they are getting all fussy and trying to make it seems like you're cheating on them and said things like "you're mine" or something...!
@nayahb4445 жыл бұрын
lol keep up with the videos💜💛💚💙💗💖💕💝💞❣💓💘🤞
@delindanicolai41705 жыл бұрын
Kyutie:if she can see the future why isnt she rich? Me: fr😂
@claire86905 жыл бұрын
Vid title: people who realized their parter wasn’t the one Me: what can I say? Fries before guys always
@ludenellemichel25665 жыл бұрын
Oof no comments but mine right now I stand my oofty face😘🤩💎💎💎
@ludenellemichel25665 жыл бұрын
@Lillian Burns I like your name and mine was posted 5mins ago but let's share this maybe first diamond💎🥳🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🥯🥯🥯🍔🍕🍟🥓🧀🧀🧀🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🥙🌯🌯🌯🌯🍲🥘🍳🍳🥗🍿🍱🍣🍢🍝🍜🍘🍙🍩🍩🍩🍪🍪🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🍨🍧🍦🍡🍤🍤🍰🍫🍫🍫🍬🍭🍮🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯🍮🍮🍮🥪🥪🥩🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥧🥡🥡🥡🥡🥠🥠🍝🍝🍝🍝🍜🍜🍜🍛🍛🍚🍚🍡🍡🍡🍦🍦🍭🍭🍬🍬🍫🍫🍰🍰🍯🎂🍪🍪🍩🍨🍧🍣🍢🥗🥗🥗🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍳🍳🍳🥚🥙🥙🌯🌯🌯🥙🥙🍐🍇🍇🍇🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🍏🍎🍎🍎🍏🍌🍋🍉🍉🍉🥬🥬🥬
@ludenellemichel25665 жыл бұрын
You better like it :(
@candicehenderson12893 жыл бұрын
I love how innocent Ellen is
@threecheeseburrito5 жыл бұрын
My most recent ex. I planned to marry him, but he was too pushy, too selfish, and tried to be manipulative. Let's just say that when I asked something of him and he pulled the sad act like he always did, I got tired of it real quick and told him to cut the shit. He'd get defensive and be like "well fine, I'll leave you alone because I'm a fucking sad excuse for a boyfriend" or some shit like that. The last time he did that, I fucking lost it. I just lost my dad in May, and he started to say that "sad" shit, so I told him how I fucking felt and he backed off, and he was clearly upset by that because I wanted, and still want, to die because nothing seems worth living for anymore now that my dad is gone. My daddy was my hero, and without him, I just can't deal with the world as it is. I wouldn't do anything to end my own life because there _are_ people who care about me, despite the way I feel. I know people care for me, especially my current boyfriend, and I know that it would destroy my family and friends if I took my own life simply because I can't bear to live without my hero, so I choose to live. But you just don't do that to someone who JUST lost someone super close to them, especially if they're in an abusive relationship already. Dad helped me cope with my emotionally abusive mom, but with him gone... I feel all alone now.
@beenanair35415 жыл бұрын
0:27 me @ me when I say a bad pick up line
@xxwallzxx45095 жыл бұрын
I have pain killers too. Between busting veins, tearing muscles and more. You need them. But also just torture in general. It gets quite painful. Also even so. I barely used any.. I rode them out. 😅
@hi57695 жыл бұрын
4 dislikes already?!? Damn. Even haters have their notifications
@AdoboSoGuud5 жыл бұрын
Is every dislikes haters to you??
@AdoboSoGuud5 жыл бұрын
@Jungkook Nat most of the time people just dislike videos. They don't have the same opinion as you do, they're not all haters.
@AdoboSoGuud5 жыл бұрын
@Jungkook Nat you can't really satisfy the whole audience. Yes you enjoy it, but some don't.
@AdoboSoGuud5 жыл бұрын
@Jungkook Nat People have their own reasons :/
@rosepetunia18295 жыл бұрын
Now the worst breakup I had, was probably the one where my boyfriend (who is now ex) dumped me because he saw me hug a guy. Who was just a friend. Not only that, but some jerk told lies about me to him. After that, I thought it would be better to just wait till I go to college to find my true future husband.
@xingqiu20105 жыл бұрын
YAYYY IM HEREE
@Odorokasu2 жыл бұрын
I have a lot of health issues. I've been sick since I was 8 and it's been rough. I've been dumped for being sick, and even for not having sex with them. Been cheated on multiple times with a few exes too. I'm extremely loyal, like when I'm in love with someone, I only see them. Happiness is important to me, but not my own. Mostly I don't want my happiness costing someone else their own happiness. That one cancer story hit me hard.
@lore57515 жыл бұрын
Ok everyone says how they’re singe or how they love food but I can’t because relate because my crush likes me back!
@sosom17395 жыл бұрын
Omg ur so freaking cuteeee I can’t
@TayanaZook5 жыл бұрын
WHO ELSE LOVES KYUTIE BTW I'm a KZbinr too!
@livingjackor5 жыл бұрын
You always comment this
@amane84515 жыл бұрын
*The Angels told me to do it*
@white-nv8kr5 жыл бұрын
12:26 whenever someone is sick in my house ,I am always the first person to cheer them up, I hate it when people are sick it makes me feel bad that they have to go through all that grossness, and it makes me sad. But when I am sick the just say you'll be fine 😑