"Can't find his hometown on a map" is an understatement. He didn't know which country he was looking at.
@thehellyousay7 ай бұрын
beer goggles do that to eyesight ...
@TheCommentor-7 ай бұрын
Zealand the type of guy to tell his readers to remind him to run and then it turns into a running inside joke about his viewers reminding him on every video. Such a silly fella lol.
@thedj95537 ай бұрын
it's a running running joke lmao
@KT-ki6gz7 ай бұрын
I like that he already finished the half marathon and we’re still nagging him to run 😅
@rijntje737 ай бұрын
Pep measures 48 latherings per ego.
@khewara7 ай бұрын
its sarcasm
@rijntje737 ай бұрын
@@khewara I'm aware. Mine is just a silly joke.
@KestrelG7 ай бұрын
“Sir Alex Ferguson undressing a player with his voice” 😳
@BigMujK7 ай бұрын
Guy turned him into a seductress😂
@Joey_DDelano7 ай бұрын
Hey Zealand! I love the new type of content you've been making on this channel for the past few months now and I wanna say you're doing great and I hope you'll keep making more great content : )
@rory46057 ай бұрын
It's like the scene in the finale of Breaking Bad where Skyler asks Walt for the 1000th time why he did what he did, and Walt just replies with total honesty "I did it for me, I liked it, I was good at it, it made me feel alive." (I'm not implying Pep's a drug kingpin).
@NoobeyGaming7 ай бұрын
Go Run Right now... stop reading this already
@mmanu61267 ай бұрын
Think you are the one here that needs to go for a run. Even your avatar has 30% body fat
@joshuaclarke36247 ай бұрын
Bring back the ears
@notfunny0077 ай бұрын
Permanently
@rahulsrinivas32247 ай бұрын
And the hair
@Luuka9887 ай бұрын
Coach of Rijeka in Croatia is similar in this way. Reporters are asking him pretty dumb questions and he turns on the sass :) Guy asked him will they push for win from the 1st minute and he said that this time they will start at 17.min. And told the reported that that was a stupid question and left the room. Zeljko Sopic is the guy.
@copious9837 ай бұрын
Peps answer was just brilliant
@therichardbatt7 ай бұрын
That's it exactly. Managers with personality are rare (in the sense that they've almost had all the personality press trained out of them). Even though he was terrible at my club, that's why I liked Gordon Strachan. Two of the best managers quotes ever (in my opinion) were from him. 1) Where do you think you lost the game today? On that big green thing out there. 2) How will you deal with such a disappointing defeat? I'll take drugs and drink and smoke. The second one probably got him sacked. But still. I'd like to see more of that kind of thing!
@rory46057 ай бұрын
OK, i never particularly liked Pep as a guy before this, obviously that doesn't matter, he wouldn't care what someone like me thinks, but after this? That is nuclear-grade sarcasm, and he took it to the nth degree. I want to give him a strong handshake.
@nameanteater47727 ай бұрын
Someone needs to tell pep that you retain less information when tired/exhausted
@triple_r_va7 ай бұрын
You need more subs imo. Severely underrated.
@rory46057 ай бұрын
The depressing thing is, the tabloids won't detect the sarcasm and will just take it at face value.
@sandycultofthesun7 ай бұрын
no they'll detect it and then wilfully ignore and misconstrue it for sensationalist headlines
@Goozero17 ай бұрын
Your Pep evolved into Peptwo!
@jamesbaurus59287 ай бұрын
Poor jack, he just wants to run good
@Criticalcanadian147 ай бұрын
Zealand undresses me with his voice in every video.....and I love it
@peoplelikefrank7 ай бұрын
😂
@Madiela7 ай бұрын
No Diddy
@Unclekase7 ай бұрын
Guardiola aside, the questions that journalists ask continuously really need to stop. Like asking the coach after a loss "Are you disappointed on the result?" No I enjoyed losing 3 points...
@evancarney10397 ай бұрын
Hey Zealand, thanks for representing Floridian ball knowledge
@justjames13487 ай бұрын
Talk about Emma Hayes
@eirakari7 ай бұрын
Pep is a genius.
@its_me_tg71207 ай бұрын
Did he go golfing🤔
@shadowrayhaan40517 ай бұрын
We need the ears back 😫
@SortOfEggish7 ай бұрын
This dude has a masters degree, lives in NY and his "job" is youtube? Nepo rich confirmed
@wencesman47 ай бұрын
Off-topic, but lowkey Zealand mentions a lot how he’s American and manages to get non-Americans to listen to him talk about soccer. But has he ever talked about what his demographics actually are? Like I don’t doubt Americans are a minority, but like, by how much? How outnumbered are we? Where are my fellow Americans? 🇺🇸 🦅 🔥
@Aimmoniisi7 ай бұрын
Not here
@biketrail65637 ай бұрын
mr zealand u dont have to run if you dont want to
@notfunny0077 ай бұрын
The diplomat
@Randomaccount94707 ай бұрын
As a man united fan, even I get that pep is passionate, it's been years they ask the man 1 question like wtf? They bore me who is a hater already
@TheJonBob7 ай бұрын
Zealandism is too
@TheJWRB7 ай бұрын
He 100% does it for the camera.
@bizkit_pilled7 ай бұрын
Hat
@QUAKERSATTACKS977 ай бұрын
This will stop his mom from asking him to shower 😂
@thehellyousay7 ай бұрын
grealish was too hungover to play properly ...
@Bredz.mp47 ай бұрын
Video 7 asking for a video on coventry
@maxl.b.m.y.g.59187 ай бұрын
That wasn’t even the best part of that press conference
@danf41807 ай бұрын
Yes but.. the underlying point here is that there is NO most important player in a team. He treats all his men equally.
@kakaioantunes7 ай бұрын
Pep is such a wierd guy
@thehellyousay7 ай бұрын
3d chess ... 😮💨 every real game of chess is 4 dimensional LxWxHxD, length by width by height by duration. computer chess is 3d. a 2 dimensional screen x duration. and what if pep was confessing the truth???🤨
@CharlieHolmesT7 ай бұрын
For the sake of engaging in pedanticism, I'm going to argue that for the sake of the game, the dimension of height is irrelevant and thus normal chess is 3d chess LxWxTime whereas 4d chess adds the playable dimension of height.
@Pingwinho7 ай бұрын
A chessboard is flat, the height dimension is irrelevant.
@darthbauer51537 ай бұрын
Did he brush his chest hair down for this video? 😂
@SergioAbarca97 ай бұрын
Pep could have been a normal mature person and just answer the question, instead of feeding into the exact thing he’s ridiculing 😅
@kieronparr34037 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks pep is a 🔔 end
@ConflictedCelery7 ай бұрын
The first part where this person says he has the hardest job in the world with a straight face is wild. Get a grip
@shuraamano7 ай бұрын
Golden gloves winner last season? Now I know this channel isnt credible.
@slabheadihno86797 ай бұрын
no views in 30 seconds you fell off
@tindekappa90477 ай бұрын
Mate, I know he's speaking broken English, but it's not that bad. Don't dedicate a minute of your video to trying to translate what he said. We all got it. We've all interacted with people who speak like that. You, explaining what he meant is just patonizing towards him and us.
@5minutemovies9777 ай бұрын
Don't take it that way, that's the kind of vibe he goes for his zealandism videos, but I'm sure there are no bad intentions