Percival King being Lawful Good for 9 minutes and 48 seconds

[@julescoda1374]

"the woman steps forward and unsheathes a realass goddamn sword" i love her already

[@Pasunpuffin]

How could you not? Precious!

[@YeahAlright1983]

Love her straightforward demeanor

[@sketch4846]

*”and points it at them.”*

[@dragon2218]

"Whoa!! Is that a realass goddamn sword?!" "We do not get paid enough to deal with realass goddamn swords!"

[@DonatelloKavehrsace]

Tina percycious

[@LunaMinuna]

I feel like a gun is less scary than a *R E A L A S S G O D D A M N S W O R D*

[@Bluecho4]

Point of fact: it literally is, in this universe. Quote: "It's a good thing guns aren't lethal, and only do low impact damage."

[@Gloomdrake]

Bluecho4 Why would you feel the need to say that?

[@anomaly_7993]

“Dear god she swore”

[@LunaMinuna]

Bluecho4 (cough cough persona)

[@milktea5119]

@@anomaly_7993 And I dont feel bad about it!

[@jairartis]

“Eats the same breakfast each morning at 6 AM. A slice of bread and a glass of water. On holidays she adds butter ... to the water.”

[@untitleduck9623]

That seems pretty CE to me

[@ashedraisin3189]

I’m probably gonna try out the butter water during the holiday and see how much i get to puke that holiday

[@strixmix3541]

Alright you know the drill, time to try butter water.

[@weltfenos1021]

@@untitleduck9623 ce?

[@hoives4086]

@@weltfenos1021 chaotic evil

[@kitkatmuffin]

Percy does not know what food is. She was the best character from the moment she said “yes this is police.”

[@RuokieBuns]

Oh my god it was her?? I didn't notice wow XD

[@dr.ducttape2161]

@@RuokieBuns She's always been the voice behind the phone!

[@darkix3455]

Percy being Percy I’m surprised that she didn’t question a little girl saying “I’d like to go to jail”

[@susamogus8331]

@@RuokieBuns yea her being behind the phone was how she knew to go to the museum

[@PureGoldNeverCorrodes]

@@darkix3455 she didn’t have time.

[@beepyyy]

percy wasnt expecting any real ass god damn tea.

[@harlowitter3060]

And she didn't know Car Crash was a real ass god damn Bonsai Blaster.

[@mollyblyndeff9076]

@betaPoltergeist “I don’t have time to play around detective.”

[@cookielavender35]

Nah Don't feel like it perhaps she’d put some real ass goddamn butter on the tea?

[@leolionheart3982]

Nah Don't feel like it that be too much real ass god damned work

[@Loredogs]

Neither do I excepted.

[@andrewstephenson5825]

Have you never supped on the pinéd cone? It's really quite simple. You just have to know the right way to M I L K the cone.

[@cowsarefabulous2946]

NEVER SAY THOSE WORDS EVER AGAIN!!

[@kitkatkid1399]

Please never speak those words in that order ever again

[@foxophonist4542]

This has become my favorite line in A L L of history.

[@SwaggerSonic]

Andrew Stephenson That is my absolute favorite line in the entire show

[@justiceiria869]

i don't get what is joke, please enlighten me

[@decotheartist]

I adored Percy from the first time she showed up, but I think it was when she cried, "HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY!!" that I knew I was in love. XD

[@skylander-kh3tx]

My favorite part

[@andrewstephenson5825]

It was they way the image of her stretched and shook dramatically that really got me when she said that.

[@SMon42]

For me, it was the line "Real ass god damn sword"

[@korbinadams5360]

I have never really been a fan of the lawful characters but the fact that the creator was able to make me like Percy as much as I do just helps me realize how good the writing is and how amazing the show is.

[@jethiliusavalar6449]

My favourite part is her going "boing-oing-oing". Too adorable

[@robertparkhurst4034]

I can’t believe the same woman that only has a cup of water and toast for breakfast, or butter water for holidays, also uses the term ‘real-ass goddamn sword’

[@clayxros576]

I think we have discovered why her stamina is so low

[@fragmentedghost5391]

*slice of bread not toast

[@georgy2596]

“Never underestimate a mundie!” The mundie has *Maximum stamina*

[@metal3978]

@@georgy2596 He's inscribed it's just that his inscription is the word used for normal (mundie)

[@gangsterwoomy9695]

@@metal3978 nah, howie’s a mundie. And he’s still the 2nd strongest character statwise somehow

[@basil4047]

"Goodness, what brand of crayons are those?! I certainly hope children aren't buying them... Or worse, Consuming them!" "The crayons of debauchery, then. What a fiendish weapon to conceal beneath the facade of childlike innocence." "HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY!" -Percival King

[@georgy2596]

Percivel: guess you need a blackened heart to use a blackened weapon Zora: These are Orange

[@harlowitter3060]

*She. Love. Children.* 😍

[@farrahwaylande7159]

@@georgy2596 orange IS the new black.

[@bonniefazman9065]

Poor Percy, now scared of potential evil crayons.

[@Artsy_Fella]

You forgot "FACE THE CRAYONS OF CRIME FELON"

[@professornope4792]

“Their names or prefered extra-curricular activities” Giovanni: I’M GIOVANNI POTAGE WHEN IT COMES TO BASEBALL, I CAN’T BE BEAT!

[@dreamer1292]

flamethrower does male cheer leading

[@mangamanzx]

Giovanni is also fond of knitting

[@thebiolibrary5572]

dreamer129 didn’t flamethrower get knocked out?

[@professornope4792]

Metal Kingdom Productions yep

[@dreamer1292]

@@thebiolibrary5572 yeah but he is alive nd still part of the team

[@c10v3r]

Cop mom cop mom cop mom.

[@aawallace98]

soup dad soup dad gold uncle gold uncle

[@skylander-kh3tx]

Sheep beef beef sheep beef beef sheep

[@aundersave]

Sheep Brother Sheep Brother Beef Brother

[@kontrol42]

Gold uncle gold uncle gold uncle gold uncle

[@kittyosha326]

Barrier boy barrier boy barrier boy barrier boy BARRIER boy

[@deltaphant_]

Every time I try to do a voice for a female guard in D&D I have to stop myself from going to Percy, it's all I can think of.

[@sarafontanini7051]

but its perfect

[@Bluecho4]

Why would you hold back, tho? Percy's voice is PERFECT.

[@Bladez10]

"You are all obviously untrustworthy individuals; however, it would seem I have rolled the lower die roll for your deception; therefore, I believe everything you have just told me."

[@JustSomeGuy71]

Someone make all these characters in dnd PLEASE

[@oddacity5883]

Dude, Epiphet Erased is adapted from a tabletop campaign

[@lunarrobot9714]

"Please, bask in the glow of my hut." "It's quite alright. Continue with your threat." "Boiiiiing" "A sombering reminder of how many have been failed by our society." "A small joke at grammers expense. ... I have now broken the ice." Percy is best girl and no one can convince me otherwise.

[@thebiolibrary5572]

The less serious, the better the character. Zora suddenly turned worse when she tried to dial Percy and Ramsey’s ages to death with Percy’s RAGD-Sword.

[@lunarrobot9714]

@@thebiolibrary5572 honestly that's the vibe I got too. Zora has cool powers and overall design, but when she went crazy and was like "I'mma kill you all" I was like whoa. Slow down that edge.

[@thebigsad6484]

HE’S CONSUMED THE DEBOCHERY (I think that’s how u spell it)

[@stellam8936]

Crystal wolf 88 *Debauchery

[@pandagamer-hg5be]

*M o l l y*

[@Maplestarknight]

"I don't believe I have ever been to Canada! Mysteries upon mysteries." The way she says this line literally. Murders me. I love Percy so much.

[@flairr7743]

Fun fact: in Epithet erased, Canada is a city! Not a country!

[@minskghoul]

@@flairr7743 Considering it's mean 'village' in Laurentian language, seems about right.

[@Dragonflier001]

Not just a city. The capital city of Australia.

[@AuraArondight]

*HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY!* Edit: Holy shit, why is this one comment so popular?

[@thatdieguy5310]

777: the holy number, i must not change it.

[@I_Stole_Your_Toast]

Because its funny

[@dumpsockpuppet5619]

"I am hilarious and you will quote everything i say" - Nappa, Dragon Ball Z Abridged

[@mingpomai]

My friend said he didn't like Percy's character. I pulled a fake ass God damn sword. I hit him with it. It did 2 dmg

[@caranielsen1306]

Just hit them 13 times, they’ll regret saying that about Percy’s character

[@mingpomai]

Noted

[@MIersetting335]

I did the same but now the guy won't move.

[@blinkachu05]

This is why you invest in REAL ASS God damn sword.

[@Comet-n7o]

I am subscribing to you for this I-

[@TerribleWarden]

"Yes hello, it is me, ms. Fuzz" is one of my favorite lines

[@actuallyaction1155]

Percy is the lawful good Mum everyone wants and everyone needs.

[@pitioti]

We need more Percy in our world X3

[@AzuRemilia]

"Zora spits on her palm and extends her hand" "Percy spits on Zora's palm as well, as a show of good faith" Zora: Alright! Close enough absolute gold

[@DrMDHyde]

At first it as just comedy, then Ramsey look at it.

[@d-lynnz7855]

>"On holidays, she adds butter" >"To the water"

[@leeakers4106]

That is chaotic evil behaiviour

[@ConnorTheUndying]

Never in my life have I expected a lawful good character to be this entertaining.

[@clayxros576]

Just gotta give them low intelligence and know how to abuse that excuse.

[@ASquared544]

ClayXros *low wisdom Percy is very intelligent. But not very wise, for sure. She may also have a low Charisma, but that highly debatable.

[@HellishSpoon]

If you take personality traits to extreme you can get entertaining results

[@johnseymore4774]

That’s the secret: Lawful Good is actually the BEST alignment.

[@thegooddoctor413]

well, guns in this universe are non-lethal and only cause minor blunt damage so it would make sense that a "realass goddamn sword" would terrify many.

[@pqbdwmnu]

At first I thought Zora just used rubber bullets as to, you know, not kill her quarry, but I guess bullets are about as effective in this series as in Jojo

[@U.Inferno]

According to Word of God, "Real ass God damn" is an adjective used to describe weapons that can actually kill people.

[@DrMDHyde]

@@U.Inferno Oh so if someone had a “Real ass godamn gun” I could pop a cap in a mfer and they’d die.

[@totallynotaferret]

IT'S TERRIFYING ANYWAY!! Like, you see someone pull a gun "Oh no!" BUT A FUCKJING SWORD!? You KNOW their gonna pull some fantasy shit

[@Sonic62920]

"My innocent youth has already been corrupted by bad guy proximity!" The single best line in Season 1, don't @ me

[@WiisonicHedgehogGamer]

@The_Aussie_Nerd

[@Sonic62920]

@@WiisonicHedgehogGamer You cheeky-

[@oinkitysploink]

What about "How are we supposed to beat up a small child with all of these thumbtacks in the way?"

[@Sonic62920]

@@oinkitysploink That's certainly up there

[@harlowitter3060]

Percy: *NO!* 😥 I love Percy for wanting to protect innocence ❤️

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

This woman adds butter to her water. I love her so much

[@ryanbarham8464]

Only on holidays.

[@deanfalkyn]

6:24 HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY

[@skylander-kh3tx]

Favorite part

[@deanfalkyn]

@@skylander-kh3tx same!

[@kaoreeperry5561]

When someone eats a eraser in front of you

[@falconstudios146]

The sheer panic in her voice when she says that is priceless.

[@nikonikoknees4488]

Taken out of context this is *very* scary

[@huhneat1076]

Me and the boys getting up at 6am to eat some buttered water and bread

[@flairr7743]

Oh look, a marlow

[@jimphoenix494]

I knew this character was going to be a treasure when she said "real-ass goddamn sword"

[@yaboichase147]

She’s as lawlful good as Zora is chaotic neutral

[@cowboymagpie]

giovanni is chaotic good

[@untitleduck9623]

She's as LG as I'm CE.

[@sharkwaffle1582]

So few of the bad guys actually have evil alignments

[@clayxros576]

I'd argue Zora is lawful evil. She follows her own honor code after all....somewhat. Chaotic Neutral is more like Indus.

[@playtime1926]

@@clayxros576 Indus is just stupid-good. He's a good person and very loyal but he's too trusting of Mera and doesn't understand that she is evil.

[@Bluecho4]

My favorite character in Epithet Erased is...every character. But Percy is absolutely precious, and too pure for this sinful earth (or this corrupt, _corrupt_ law enforcement profession).

[@harlowitter3060]

Molly is precious baby child too💕

[@Bluecho4]

@@harlowitter3060 Absolutely. Molly is precious baby. Must protecc.

[@mollyblyndeff9076]

@Bluecho4 Thanks.. :3

[@karlhyetravelerofworlds]

I dislike kid puncher he tried to punch a defenseless child

[@georgy2596]

Can we talk about Epithets? We can all agree after some training Sundial is ultra op. Making a sword make you basically die moment it touches you is overpowered. And I’m guessing that at full power Zora can pull a Za Wardo

[@AsuraTheVampire]

Why must these characters be a better family for Molly than Molly's actual family?

[@cowboymagpie]

giovanni: soup dad sylvie: cow bro percy: cop mom ramsey: gold uncle mera: glass cousin indus: barrier cousin zora: garbage vodka aunt we got a whole family here

[@clayxros576]

@@cowboymagpie This is pretty accurate to everyone

[@BirdOfTheEnd]

I think Molly was close to snapping. Giovanni is the main reason why she hadn't broke.

[@georgy2596]

Giovanni actually cares about molly, that’s the best part. Oh and also his critical attack every 13 attacks. That part is pretty cool

[@harlowitter3060]

@@cowboymagpie your username sounds like a good name for Ramsey and Percy if they were a couple😆

[@apollohoundd]

"listen Mister Police Officer-" "Miss" "Oh! Oh oh my gosh i am *so* sorry" "It's quite alright, continue with your threat" Even criminals respect your pronouns

[@noname-do5wo]

I love how ridiculous she is in how serious she acts in response to things

[@ItsJustVirgil]

Percy is so aggressively Lawful Good, she just comes out the other end of the chart as Chaotic Good. I don’t know why but it’s the best thing since sliced soup.

[@derrinerrow4369]

Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling Edit: 420 likes.... Noice

[@Damian-Hia]

Someone animated it too

[@Damian-Hia]

twitter.com/rebecca_doodles/status/1214127706956283904?s=21 its on her twitter

[@JoKeR-hh8rg]

Derrin Errow well, I can see you two are busy, so im just gonna, (frantic sprinting)

[@connorlego5229]

Why is like, every line in this show memeable

[@parjai97]

Tis feels like a jojo parody

[@michaelkowal3230]

Percival: "No effect! I suppose one needs a blackened heart to use a blackened weapon" Zora: "This is orange"

[@Bebe-fq8yb]

Hello, Police? *Hello, this is Police*

[@superradical8085]

Dude, no wonder Percy doesn't have energy enough to use her epithet to fight criminals. She only eats a slice of bread with water every morning. Jokes aside, this is my favorite character.

[@kaz3ei]

but on holidays she adds butter to the water ;]

[@superradical8085]

@@kaz3ei Fancy ain't it?

[@flairr7743]

“Take that well, for instance. There’s nothing *[WELL]* about it.” Stamina: ⭐️ Proficiency: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humor: -⭐️

[@sol8449]

She’s . . . trying

[@darkmoon2503]

"A little humor at grammar's expense... I have now broken the ice."

[@Katlove687]

Me: *that moment when you realize you're the only one laughing*

[@georgy2596]

Not even one circle. Can we talk about that mondie that has max stamina? “NOOOOOOO! I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULD WORK MYSELF TO DEATH BEFORE THE AGE OF 35!”

[@chrisnewfield4853]

You had a minor typo. You meant to say Humor: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@kappabird]

*”HE HAS CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY”*

[@cramerfloro5936]

5:32 Ramsey: Look out, he's got Soup! Percy: MY GOD! The letters in that soup could be rearranged to form any number of messages! And sometimes knowledge is the MOST DANGEROUS WEAPON OF ALL!!!

[@nikonikoknees4488]

6:24 HES CONSUMED THE DUEBATCHERY

[@TRPY_PPS]

Percy: Lawful good Ramsey: True neutral Zora: Lawful evil Giovanni and Indus: Chaotic neutral Molly: Lawful neutral Sylvie and Howie: Neutral good Bugsy and Arnold: Chaotic evil Mera: Neutral evil Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong but I feel like this is pretty accurate

[@nekoqueen5524]

I'd argue that Giovanni is Chaotic Good. I'd classify Giovanni that because of his dedication to his bois and the fact he didn't really do anything evil except maybe breaking into the museum and taking the amulet.

[@VicEntity]

I thought Howie was a True Neutral

[@lilyfae7197]

I’d say Molly is NG or CG. I think she’s be good tho. I think Giovanni is CG.

[@epheoko]

I feel like Molly is neutral good, she turned to the life of "crime" and enjoyed it pretty easily

[@gwynnedwards4717]

I think Ramsey is chaotic neutral. He’s affected by things around him, and does stuff only for his benefit. Also, every lawful good paladin needs a chaotic neutral rouge and Ramsey fits that perfectly.

[@dusteebowl]

Percy is the perfect example of why intelligence and wisdom are different stats xD

[@zeeubernoob]

Sorry but like, "Sorry, Mr police officer-" "Ms. Police officer" "Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry!" "Its quite alright, continue with your threat." Is one of the best interactions in this show.

[@Hail_Mary1]

"HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY" will forever be my favorite epithet erased quote

[@ignitedraichu6454]

She is so monotone especially when in combat that it often adds to her humor especially with the "Boing" at 5:17 . Also when she gets especially worked up she sounds like Pearl.

[@ArynosValinir]

Percy is the *actual* purest bean of the show and she is adorable.

[@mollyli006]

Zora:*sorry that she destroyed Percy’s peashooter present* Also Zora:*not sorry she probably hurt and maybe killed lots of people*

[@Saiavinn]

It's about the _message,_ not the people...

[@auroragamer1]

She hurt and maybe killed either lots of criminals (as a bounty hunter) or for (what she thinks is) the greater good (as a terrorist). In other words, she always had a reason or justification. Destroying that gun, though? Petty and mean.

[@OneroseArts]

We know how sentimental Zora is about her guns. This shouldn't be surprising.

[@arandomcamper5403]

My God! He's....... *O L D .*

[@Shatteredglass621]

That's racist

[@harlowitter3060]

You forgot the part where she drives away from dropping off Molly at the toy store and says, "what an adorable young sprog" 😍 that part is just too pure

[@eattherich5409]

shout out to Percy for being one of the only cops - fictitious or otherwise - that I respect and would trust

[@JoshtheOverlander]

True love doesn't exi-- Percy: *Exists* Holy shit! O//O

[@themask3793]

Her real name is Sandra Espinosa👍🔥❤️

[@sweetbriarshortcake6593]

5:17 boing! That was so cute 💗💕⭐️

[@cowboymagpie]

boioioing!

[@gqaso]

JSJSHNANAIWBS I LOVE HER ❤️💕💞💘💘💖💕💖❣️💞💖💘💝

[@mrfroboto1]

I was so surprised by Percival. I was not expecting her to be my favorite. She's an awesome character.

[@LunaMinuna]

*E G A D S* *S H E S W O R E*

[@Bluecho4]

AND I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT!

[@artbunny9199]

MY INNOCENT YOUTH HAS ALREADY BEEN CORRUPTED BY BAD GUY PROXIMITY

[@ysabellaowo007]

NOo

[@Naarii14]

8:52 "Oh Danny boy, the pipes. The pipes are calling..." what a p a s s i o n a t e line delivery.

[@galacticgila219]

“Listen- Mr.Police Officer-“ “Miss” “Oh! O-Oh my gosh I’m so sorry

[@Emerald__Ace]

Gotta respect them pronouns no matter how evil you are.

[@galacticgila219]

Hell yeah! If the League Of Villains and the Banzai Blasters can respect pronouns- so can actual people!

[@jcs6387]

0:45 that's the most real sounding "no" I've ever heard in my entire history of voice acting.

[@QuiGonJohn1999]

When Percy realizes that her first line was “Hello this is the police” while Giovannis was “GREETINGS SWEET JAZZ MUSEUM”

[@explolsivecake2045]

The smug face and delivery of molly’s ‘real ass goddamn sword’ always makes me chuckle Also Percy’s semi deadpan semi living PSA delivery is the reason she’s one of my favourite characters

[@catboygraveunboxing]

she takes a bite into the *[SNACK]*

[@lindylou538]

"Have a H O N E Y E D S N A C K

[@bryanna-1771]

I think that "Your cop is showing" "Oh, sorry" is a super underrated line honestly, shit busted my guy first time I heard it

[@theproamatuer2185]

5:17 “boiyoing” doctor, I believe I’m in love 😍

[@angelinalaso5985]

She adds butter to her water *I wish I was surprised*

[@bingobongo73]

Best character in the show

[@wingedbluj1674]

My favorite has got to be Ramsey "Little tip from a professional appraiser: Pure gold never corrodes, but it does make a pretty good conductor."

[@archaicfalcon4898]

Winged BluJ appraiser

[@wingedbluj1674]

@@archaicfalcon4898 thank you

[@cowboymagpie]

car crash is still best character m8

[@ladictator6920]

Well not if GIOVANNI POTAGE will have something to say on the subject!

[@leoluvz]

“Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.” I felt that

[@croftant2]

She's such a mom.

[@gacha_eclipse7816]

all of the characters are so polite, i wish real life was like this. we need more people like percy!

[@IAteABox]

I have no idea what “Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling” is, but the way Percy said it with little to no emotion just cracks me up

[@Agent-wj1ft]

percy needs to become molly’s mom. Giovanni is the dad. Ramsey is the uncle.

[@TheChillAndWeirdBeing]

I agree with that statement

[@tea_n_ink]

i will never get over percy, in part because pretty lady. But also she's got such a specific and really well executed comedic appeal. Like she's so straight laced she's inadvertently a clown

[@marinaraarts]

I love the "boioioing" as she jumps

[@ordanarymods4990]

alternate title: Literally every second Percival King is on screen

[@citheronia2653]

I feel like 6:53 goes underappreciated. "A little joke at grammar's expense. I have now broken the ice"

[@Samookely]

Thank you for my life, Jello Apocalypse

[@MegaLpso]

I have seen that damn villain guy all over my tumblr and im so confused on whats even going on

[@Ceradeez]

Watch epithet erased

[@skylander-kh3tx]

Which one

[@merryherb]

all of them

[@dentistdamsel1345]

Watch epithet erased

[@Shatteredglass621]

@@dentistdamsel1345 no

[@sophialaird6388]

1:14 On holidays she adds butter To ThE WaTeR!

[@nonebusiness7723]

My favorite part is when she says thank you very much, the way she said it feels special

[@lalas181]

The cop lady responsible for giving me feelings! She is great and I stan this pure wacky cinnamon roll who is far too good for her profession.

[@luislatinoman7055]

"A man can't live off of bread alone" Percy: *Hold my buttered water.*

[@xpl0si0nman20]

On holidays she adds butter. To the water.

[@falsgatoshipper7016]

i remember seeing her for the first time in the opening and thinking 'oh, a prince?' one arc later and she's a queen

[@alixer2890]

Percy is hands down my favorite character. She's fuckin adorable

[@theworld5311]

5:40 is what happened when the bard & paladin go off on the own adventures. But well that is happening I am turning the rest of the party against the paladin.

[@theworld5311]

Also "That was a gift" "Oh i'm sorry, I actually feel kinda bad now" Is the paladin vs the former friend.

[@enetgrinson8394]

right

[@bruhmodeactive3211]

7:05 "a little joke at grammar's expense" "I have now broken the ice"

[@kaz3ei]

"It's obvious that epithet to epithet, I am no match for you. But perhaps if I....outdrawyouhYAH-" "tree." *a trained police officer proceeds to get immediately disarmed* 8:17

[@AtomicFire41]

I still think her saying ‘Thank you very much’ is the cutest line in the series

[@Pidgeon_Queen]

Not only is she absolutely badass but also allows that one banzai blaster to finish his threat, actually befriends a criminal and has a real ass goddamn sword? She's the star, she's the hero and she's the absolute queen

[@mcexpresso3870]

Almost every line Percy says is GOLD

[@Gamerkitty6274]

i love her

[@nathanvillarreal3324]

The fact that her job is to be a lawful good and she still exerts 10x lawful good energy than a regular cop is awesome

[@Its_acewcue079]

"Please, bask in the glow of my hut." why did that make me laugh so hard-

[@thebiolibrary5572]

I love how she refers to her sword. She calls it a Real Ass Goddamn Sword in her first appearance, same as the other characters, and she also says “She cocks her sword” as if it were a gun.

[@bagelbra1n]

Real Ass Goddam Sword is actually the name of a weapon in that universe

[@TraceTheDingo]

Percy in DnD: I zap only in accordance to the law Percy: *accidentally hits an Npc with Guiding Bolt*

[@artbunny9199]

*illegal zap*

[@artbunny9199]

3:30 she just went through the 5 stages of grief in 2 seconds

[@twist_ending7545]

Lmao

[@gacha_eclipse7816]

the line " scallywags and maredowells, this partnership is already proving fruitful" has been burned into my mind because my laptop glitched once and repeated that in percys voice over and over and we literally couldn't make it stop

[@teavikyu]

0:32 “Egads!” “She swore!”

[@JoKeR-hh8rg]

Mason *AND I DON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT* my innocent youth is already being corrupted by bad guy proximity! >:)

[@nikonikoknees4488]

NO!

[@sejianimates1735]

*sigh* Stand down men!

[@KazumiKiguma]

"That IS strange....I do not think...I have ever been to Canada! Mysteries upon mysteries. :)" I love her.

[@smolfish100]

I love it how the criminals the bonsai blasters are respectful when that guy accidentally called Percy a man

[@somegoodsoup7008]

And this is how you make a pure lawful good character correctly

[@edwheezer6231]

I can't get over the way her info card is set up, like it all looks normal and checks out and you're nodding your way through like "yep, okay, standard lawful good character with straight laces, alright-" and then it drops "to the water" on you and derails everything XD XD